Articulations - Lazart Production, Inc.

Articulations
Canvas Wall Art
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Laugh Out Loud with Lazart!
We all need a sense of humor these days and our
8” X 8” canvas wall plaques are just the thing to
bring a laugh! Big enough to make a statement and
small enough to hang just about anywhere, our new
collections offer three design styles with a total of
36 different sayings to choose from. Available to
ship May 2009, these extra sturdy plaques make
the perfect gift for the value-conscious customer.
Each plaque comes shrink-wrapped and with Kraft
corner protectors so they are protected during
shipping and stay clean at retail.
Kid’s Quotes
by Kate Harper©
Code: 005
Friend who has Chocolate
ACK001
Cookies
ACK002
Snacks for Dinner
ACK003
Love you with all my Shoes
ACK004
Take time to Think
ACK005
Run out of Birthdays
ACK006
Life can be Difficult
ACK007
Great Start
ACK008
Out of Batteries
ACK009
Can’t Rewind Life
ACK010
Who You Love
ACK011
Happily Ever After
ACK012
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Sophisticated
COLLECTION
Code: 005
Listening does not
condone agreement.
God blesses this kitchen,
he doesn’t clean it!
Experience is something you don’t
get until just after you need it.
My husband and I divorced over
religious differences, he thought he
was God and I didn’t.
Listening
ACS001
God Blesses this Kitchen
ACS002
Experience
ACS003
Divorced
ACS004
Oh, no! Not another character
building experience!
“If you want something said ask a man;
If you want something done, ask
a woman.” ~ Margaret Thatcher
The older I get, the more I’m
worth it.
If you want breakfast in bed...
Sleep in the Kitchen!
Worth It
ACS007
Sleep in the Kitchen
ACS008
Character Building Experience
ACS005
Ask a Woman
ACS006
Even if you are on the right track,
you’ll get run over if you just
sit there.
I don’t procastinate, I reschedule.
I try to take one day at a time, but
sometimes several days attack me
at once.
Lord keep your arm around my
shoulder and your hand over
my mouth.
Right Track
ACS009
Procrastinate
ACS010
One Day at a Time
ACS011
Hand Over my Mouth
ACS012
Contemporary
COLLECTION
Code: 005
Most of us spend our lives as if we
had another one in the bank.
It’s been lovely...but I have to
SCREAM now!
I’d give up chocolate...
but I’m not a quitter.
Life in the Bank
ACC001
Scream Now
ACC002
Chocolate Quitter
ACC003
The quickest way to double your
money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.
Well butter my BUTT and call me
a BISCUIT!
YOU GO GIRL and take those tacky
shoes with you.
You can’t fix STUPID.
Double Your Money
ACC005
Biscuit
ACC006
You Go Girl
ACC007
Fix Stupid
ACC008
Women don’t make fools of men...
Most of them are the do it
yourself types.
My reality check bounced.
Normal is just a setting on the
washing machine.
Before I share a man’s company...I
make sure he OWNS IT.
Reality Check Bounced
ACC010
Normal
ACC011
Man’s Company
ACC012
Fools of Men
ACC009
DRINK COFFEE.
Do stupid things faster with
with more energy!
Drink Coffee
ACC004
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