The Legend of the King of Chocolate
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The Legend of the King of Chocolate
The Legend of the King of Chocolate Legend has it that hidden high above Switzerland's ridge of white chocolate mountains, far beyond the white fluffy sugar cotton clouds, and a full day's journey in the galaxy's fastest spaceship, is the Kingdom of Chocolate. For more than two hundred years, the kingdom has been ruled by a child-king who has never grown up. Everyone in the kingdom knows that he is the true King of Chocolate (and don't believe anyone who tells you otherwise). Each and every day wagons loaded with bricks of chocolate arrive at the gates of the king's residence. The king's servants unload the bricks into two huge copper pots, which boil over an open bonfire in the garden behind the palace walls. One pot has a sign made of white marzipan which says:"Chocolate for Grownups Only". The other pot has a sign made of pink marshmallow which says: "Chocolate for Children Only". Just as the sun rises, the King of Chocolate arrives in a candy coated spaceship and lands in the purple toffee palace. He first turns on the heat of the "Chocolate for Grownups Only". Into the pot, he stirs a bubbling test tube filled with the blue fluid of Dreams. He then shakes a red bottle and blends in two ounces of Playfulness. As the smell of chocolate tries to run away through the windows, the King scatters in the gold powder of Imagination. "This way" he says, "the grownups who lick my chocolate will have a bit of childhood in them forever". Two seconds before midnight, while all the kids on the planet are sleeping, the king prepares the special “Chocolate For Children Only”. Slowly stirring, he considers his concoction: "Do I need to add Dreams? Nope… no need to add those. Some imagination… no, no need to add that, Playfulness? No, no, no - kids have so much of all of these things already!!!" but just before the chocolate is ready, he decides to add one extra ingredient after all. From a hidden pocket, he takes out a shining little satchel on which one word is inscribed in crystal brown sugar letters: “YUMMY” YUMMY FOOD your choice 9.00 The King of Chocolate’s Crispy Mac & Cheese served with a pool of tomato sauce Escaping Pasta Robes and a self vanishing potion of tomato sauce Marcus’s Mini Cheese Bites and french fry shields used to protect you from the pinky bees (served with a brush to paint your own shields with ketchup colors) The Bucket Mess Chicken Fingers with french fries, gold honey mustard and ketchup paint The Bowl Scribble of Two Little Mouth Cheeseburgers, flying saucer french fries and ketchup paint. King Max’s Peanut Butter and Banana Power Sandwich made for the long journey with his one and only pure chocolate canteen for dipping The Palaces’ Smiling Pizza made from lots of cheese and our secret tomato sauce. Make the face with your own tomato sauce and edible decorations TOO SWEET TO BE TRUE The First Chocolate Burger in the whole universe with strawberry ketchup and vanilla cream mustard 8.50 Melting Marshmallow Crepe with gummy bears from the Sweet Forest, milk chocolate canyon chunks,a mountain of vanilla ice cream and warm chocolate falls 7.80 Yumminummiwoopdidoohoo Chocolate Bagel with peanut butter or hazelnut praline and a whole chocolate bar melted inside 4.75 / 5.25 Chocolate Pizza with melted milk and white chocolate meteors and an ice cream snow ball (optional: melting campfire marshmallows) 7.50 Huge Chocolate Syringe filled with a chocolate potion you can squirt directly into your mouth (Max's chocolate kingdom is the only place in the world where this is permitted) 4.75 Sugar Star Landscape Waffle with melted chocolate asteroids, vanilla ice cream clouds and a warm milk chocolate flood 7.50 Snowy Vanilla Popsicle in a lake of melted chocolate with chocolate waffle rocks 5.50 Max's Palace Famous Chocolate Mess Party (for 2 children) Warm chocolate mud cake in a chocolate swimming pool, whipped cream mountains, ice cream bowling balls, chocolate rocks and toffee sauce from candy bees. Served with jungle bananas or strawberries from the rainbow fields. 11.75 / 12.75 HOT CHOCOLATE POTIONS your choice 5.25 Clown Hot Milk Chocolate that leaves you with a chocolate mustache Hot Milk Chocolate with white marshmallow pillow floats Do-It-Yourself Hot Chocolate with hard lava chocolate chunks and volcano milk drunk straight from the Chocolate Prince’s royal silver straw Noisy Hot Chocolate with crunchy magic waffle marbles COLD CHOCOLATE POTIONS your choice 6.25 Peanut Butter And Chocolate Milkshake King Max’s treat for children only! Milky Way Shake made from the pure milk chocolate river Cookieshake King Max’s white chocolate and Oreo™ cookies super power shake ULTIMATE TREAT Special deal for the Royal Kids of the Chocolate Kingdom: One choice from the “Yummy Food” or “Too Sweet to be True,” served with a magical Hot Chocolate Potion (Famous Chocolate Mess Party not included) 12.95 THE GRAND PALACE BREAKFAST The Chocolate Oatmeal Trophy with golden caramel sauce and sparkling chocolate 7.95 The Longest Stretching Cheese Egg and a splashing ketchup syringe 7.95 Waffle Trampoline Nets with bouncing strawberries, clouds of cream and raindrops of chocolate 8.50 Chocolate Pancakes with lots of Chocolate and more Chocolate with a little bit of some more amazing chocolate sauce and bananas 8.50 (only available during weekend brunch) Max and the Secret Chocolate Menu