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TheWestminsterNews Issue 42 - December 2011 Price where sold £0.60 Mayfair • Knightsbridge • Marylebone • Belgravia • Pimlico • St james • paddington Art & Theatre in The westminster review Pull-out inside Facelift for leicester square ON PAGE 4 eating out ON PAGes 5-6 Collapse of the Euro deliberate? A ngela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy desperately try to make it look on our television screens as though the collapse of the Euro were an accident that could not be avoided. by David Noakes But few things could have been better planned. It began with the coordinated and deliberate deregulation of the banks, on both sides of the Atlantic, which of financial regulators, turned High Street banks in particular the FSA from prudent investors (Financial Services into wild gamblers, Authority) in the UK. They perhaps the wildest being corruptly spend their time the creation of derivatives. controlling honest people In this way senior with money laundering politicians created bubbles regulations, surveillance that had to burst in computer systems and everything from houses to swap us in paperwork, shares to commodities. while allowing banks The global value of and the markets to create derivatives, which are the greatest financial bets on money, assets and destruction in history. debt, is now $1.44 English And leaving our 17 most trillion, or 24 times the senior politicians to money annual income of the entire launder tens of millions in world. That bubble is yet to EU bribes unchecked. burst. They planned to collapse Destroyed old system Sterling first, with the Then they destroyed freemasonry boards of the old, reliable systems Northern Rock, RBOS and created the worst and HBOS paid a fortune now now have the largest deflation in history. They have successfully brought us to the brink. EU miscalculated But the EU miscalculated: they thought they had destroyed Sterling, but its ability to float kept it annoyingly going. However they had created the unstable Euro, not with one economy and one bank, but with 17 different central banks, and 17 different economies. That to destroy their own was designed to pull in 17 banks. Then 33rd degree different directions, with freemason Gordon Brown, the poorest and weakest instead of pulling the economies suffering the account holders out into a most. Collapse was built in. Greece could indeed safe bank, and letting those be saved very simply by corrupt banks go bust, under-wrote them with allowing them to leave £850 billion of our money, the euro, go back to the two thirds of Britain’s Drachma, and devalue. GDP. That ensured they But if Greece is allowed its got their bonus billions for freedom, it will be logical their dirty work, worsening for Italy, Spain and Ireland the financial instability and to do the same. And the last thing the EU banking fraud. Brown and Cameron, wants is to allow nations to as the EU’s paid and go free. Police state complete controlled agents, printed The plan has always been £200 billion pounds (to to collapse the economies, 30.9.2011) renaming it then use that as an excuse “quantitative easing.” The fact that didn’t cause to force nations into total massive inflation proves we compliance with the EU dictatorship. If they take that to its logical conclusion and drive us to starvation, we will agree to their new financial system which will wholly control us. The EU police state will be complete. Then they will allow the economies to be rebuilt under the principles of the Treaty of 300dpi.pdf Lisbon IAC_quarter_July 23/07/2010 (with 13:19:06 which our Queen Elizabeth illegally abolished Britain on 1st January 2009,) namely a three tier politburo dictatorship with a sham parliament on the Soviet model. And as an EU agent, David Cameron, even when he appears to be opposing the EU, is still obeying their orders. 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At last weeks meeting of Westminster Council’s Built Environment, Enterprise and Volunteering Policy and Scrutiny Committee, Westminster councillors called on Crossrail executives to deliver on promises of action made to the committee previously. Following a site visit in June with the Chairman of the committee Cllr Angela Harvey, the Chairman of Crossrail, Terry Morgan, assured councillors that work would be done to address issues such the damaging impact of works on businesses and the use and design of hoardings. Although Crossrail has done some work, the outcomes have not eased the plight of local residents and small businesses, so councillors last night called for more immediate and considered action to address these problems. Proposed Paddington Crossrail station. In particular, Westminster councillors called for action to rectify poor signage on hoardings, which are having a significant impact on small businesses in the area. The Star Café on Great Chapel Street for example has reported a 40% drop in customers, attributed to the narrowing of the street and poor signage on hoardings. Councillors urged Crossrail to work closely with local small businesses to ensure they receive the same treatment as their larger rivals. Issues of parking were also raised as a major concern for the Council and for residents, Entrepreneurs win backing for market pitch Two young entrepreneurs are looking forward to trading on the world famous Portobello Market after being named winners of the Royal Borough’s Market Enterprise Launch Pad 2011. Jo Hawtree, who is starting a men’s fashion label called `Gunsmoke & Lavender’, and Emily Ellen Dell, who sells bespoke art on canvas under the name `Girl on a Swing’, have each won £1,000 in start-up funds, six months rent-free market stall space on Portobello Market, a support package from the Prince’s Trust and free business insurance. The project was funded by the John Lyon’s Charity and run by the Council’s Education Partnership Team. The announcement comes on the day the retail guru Mary Portas launched her Government commissioned review of Britain’s High Streets. Seven young entrepreneurs were selected to pitch their ideas to a panel of judges, last Friday 9 December, including representatives from the Council, the homeware designer Cath Kidston, Circle Sports, the Prince’s Trust, John Lyon’s Charity. The judges commented that it was difficult to select two winners as all the business ideas were viable though some were better suited to a market environment than others. Cllr Nick Paget-Brown, Deputy Leader of the Council, said: “Congratulations to Jo and Emily in beating off the competition and winning their stalls in London’s finest street market. “I know that a stall on the Portobello Market has been the springboard that has helped launch successful businesses in the past.” as street works have resulted in significantly restricted parking for local residents and businesses. Councillors urged Crossrail executives to work closely with the Council to examine the relocation of residents parking bays, particularly in Soho Square, where the problem is acute. Councillors also expressed concern at the direction in which community liaison groups are going. Councillors, residents and businesses are troubled that, rather than a productive forum to facilitate action, these are becoming mere box-ticking exercises and urged Crossrail to strive to work more closely with local councillors and residents to resolve issues. As a part of the written report asked for by the committee, councillors urged Crossrail to confirm whether the new tunneling strategy being employed is likely to reduce or increase the impact on residents in the Westbourne/Paddington area. The committee also urged Crossrail to consider increasing their use of alternative means such as rail or canal to transport material for the Crossrail tunnels to the Paddington New Yard sites. Commenting on these concerns, Chairman of the Policy and Scrutiny Committee, Cllr Angela Harvey said: “The Crossrail project will be hugely beneficial for Westminster in the long term, but in the meantime we need to help our residents and small businesses to survive the short term implications. Crossrail have had ample opportunity to deal with the concerns raised months ago by councillors on behalf of residents, visitors and businesses, however we continue to be troubled by their apparent lack of crosscutting approach to the development. Given the growing range of problems, we look forward to receiving a written report from Crossrail detailing how and more crucially when, these concerns will be addressed.” Partner initiative to help local job seekers People who find it difficult to get a job such as young people, over 50s, ex-offenders and people suffering from mental health issues will now get special help from the North Kensington Jobcentre Plus thanks to a Council-led initiative. The Government-funded partnership between the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea, Jobcentre Plus, Kensington and Chelsea Volunteer Centre, Open Age and Connexions was launched on Wednesday 7 December by Councillor Rock FeildingMellen, Cabinet Member for Civil Society for the Royal Borough, at the North Kensington Jobcentre Plus. Support on offer will include one-to-one careers advice, physical health and fitness training, work experience placements and skills training. Councillor Feilding-Mellen, said: “This partnership allows a number of public sector organisations and charities to work together to offer a joined-up approached to the challenges of finding a job for a variety of groups of people in our borough. “I am delighted to be here today to mark this occasion and I am sure that in the coming months many of the Royal Borough’s residents will be helped by the cooperation this partnership offers.” Georgette Budhram of Kensington Jobcentre Plus said: “The skills and qualifications gained through the placements with local groups will be invaluable for jobseekers in Kensington and Chelsea and will give them the support they need to get back into work. “This is a great example of Jobcentre Plus working in partnership with local authorities and charities to give tailored and specialist support to jobseekers.” Anyone wanting to take part in the programme will need to be referred by a Jobcentre Plus adviser in the North Kensington office. For more information phone 0845 604 3719. Tel. 020 8458 3153 / 020 8986 5904 www.sketchnews.co.uk News Creating a city for the future: Council launches consultation on new City Management Plan W estminster residents and businesses are invited to have their say in shaping the future of their city, as the council launches a consultation on its new flagship City Management Plan. Setting out the blueprint for the city’s future policies including heritage, housing, transport, open spaces, and environmental performance, the City Management Plan will be Westminster’s definitive planning guide for years to come. The new plan seeks to address many key issues affecting residents, whilst successfully managing the pressures on the city from its national and international roles and functions. It sets out the detailed policies of how the council will deliver its Core Strategy, which was adopted in January this year, and builds upon Westminster’s existing policies. One of the key policy changes includes the establishment of stricter controls on residential basement excavations. These include a requirement for the site to be limited to one level, to not extend into more than 50% of the rear or front garden, and to meet zero carbon standards. Others include the identification of a new family housing area in Maida Vale, and the introduction of policies to improve building performance, tackling overheating and air conditioning to reduce their carbon footprint. Westminster is a world class city for UK business, tourism and heritage, encompassing some of the world’s most recognised sites and buildings; however, it is also home to nearly 230,000 residents, whose day to day lives rely on the council effectively delivering vital local services, including housing, schools and safer streets. Cllr Robert Davis, Deputy Leader and Cabinet Member for the Built Environment, said: “For the 230,000 residents who make the city their home, the detailed policies outlined in the City Management Plan are crucial in ensuring that Westminster remains one of the most desirable places to live. Similarly, for Westminster’s 47,000 businesses and the 577,000 workers they employ, sustainable growth and a clear and fair planning regime are crucial, so they can continue to thrive even in difficult economic Westminster Council warns new immigration figures don’t add up New indicative figures published by the Office of National Statistics (ONS) are failing to accurately measure migration within England and Wales, Westminster City Council has warned. The new figures suggest that Westminster has lost 17% (10,000) of incoming migrants between 200610, despite the council’s own data reporting a rise in numbers paying council tax. Cities such as Manchester and Bristol are also reported to have lost up to 35% (30,000 people) of their incoming migrant populations over the same period, compared to data previously released by the ONS. The ONS report, ‘Improved Immigration Estimates to Local Authorities in England and Wales’, was compiled using data from the Department of Work and Pensions (DWP) database, which has had an impact on how migration has spread across the UK. This new method for collecting data is currently under consultation, however if accepted it could influence official figures in 2012. This is the sixth change in migration measurement since 2002, with the most recent change only being introduced in May 2010. Continual changes to how migration is measured has severely impacted upon the future planning of services and the allocation of funding to local government. Speaking today, Westminster City Council Leader Cllr Colin Barrow said: “These new figures from the ONS are unreliable, and should not be allowed to become official data of migration in the UK. We would seriously question the estimate that less than 4,000 migrants came to Westminster in 2009/10 to seek work - we have seen more people registering with doctors and more people paying council tax in Westminster, so we fail to understand how the Government statisticians can be so wrong. At the stroke of a statistician’s pen, Westminster’s incoming migrant population appears to have dropped by 17% over four years; you only have to go out into the bars and restaurants in the West End to see that migrants come to Westminster to live and work in much greater numbers than this. “After four years of work supposedly improving migration estimates the ONS apparently still has little idea how many migrants are in the country or where they live and work.” conditions. And for the 28 million visitors, who spend over £5 billion a year and support nearly 65,000 jobs, Westminster must remain the must?see location. “This City Management Plan brings together extensive community consultation. We are grateful to all those who have helped us shape the plan, especially those who spoke at our consultation workshops and responded to the issues and options. We look forward to your future comments.” The guide can be downloaded from the Westminster City Council website. The consultation is open until 23 March 2012, and responses can be submitted online or by print. SketchNewsGroup December 2011 3 the Paddington Dental practice 17 Craven Road, Paddington, W2 3BP www.paddingtondental.co.uk Call to book an apointment 020 7723 6106 paddingtondental@btinternet.co.uk New NHS patients welcome! Tel. 020 8458 3153 / 020 8986 5904 www.sketchnews.co.uk 4 SketchNewsGroup December 2011 News Go ahead for North Kensington Oxford Street works suspended for Christmas academy and leisure centre Ambitious plans for a new school and leisure centre Following last pedestrians will be given the the 1830’s mains and we weekend’s planned road additional street space to help are absolutely determined to in North Kensington were closure on Oxford Street cope with the larger numbers at ensure Christmas shoppers are given the go ahead recently to ensure public safety, this time of year. Westminster able to move freely around the by the Cabinet of the Royal Westminster City Council, Council has worked with the area in the run up to Christmas, Borough of Kensington and Transport for London, New New West End Company and including the VIP weekend” Chelsea. West End Company and London Underground to keep Richard Dickinson, Chief After carefully considering the Met Police confirmed a a close eye on the numbers Executive of New West a number of design and cost series of measures to ensure of pedestrians to ensure that End Company representing options, the Cabinet committed that the West End is open for traffic management measures businesses in Bond Street, business over Christmas and are tailored to demand Oxford Street and Regent to funding a new academy and New Year. throughout the festive period. Street says: “Oxford Street a brand new leisure centre. These measures will ensure Martin Low, Westminster should be enjoyed not endured. This decision amounts to a the safety of Christmas City Council Commissioner The planned removal of the massive £57.8m investment in shoppers in the West End of Transportation, says: work sites is welcomed by the Notting Barns ward - one by removing all hoardings “These measures will help our retailers and will ensure of the most deprived parts of and streetworks surrounding ease pedestrian congestion the millions of shoppers who the Royal Borough. the London Underground along Oxford Street. We visit Oxford Street during and Thames Water works on are committed to ensuring the festive period will be Demand for school places Oxford Street by Bond Street the safety of Christmas able to move around at ease. in the north of the borough tube station from the evening shoppers and that they have This weekend Oxford Street is high, and a new school of Friday 9th December until as comfortable a journey as and Regent Street will be will help to address this Monday 9th January, with possible this festive season. We traffic-free for our annual VIP shortage. The Government some work being completed welcome these collaborative celebrations - a key event of has already pledged £17.6m out of usual shopping hours. measures and will be keeping a the Christmas season.” towards building the new After the 9th January, on-street close eye on them.” A Met Police Spokesman works and hoardings will Mike Brown, Managing says: “The Metropolitan Police academy and the Council be reinstated and work will Director of London continues to work with our has committed an additional continue until Easter. Underground says: “We have partners to make Christmas £10.4m to ensure the school is Only one lane of traffic been working round the clock shopping in London a happy built to the same high standard [westbound] will be permitted with Thames Water since and, most importantly, a safe as Chelsea Academy. 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The current leisure centre was built in the 1970s and is coming to the end of its useful life. An option to refurbish the existing leisure centre was rejected after architects estimated that full refurbishment would cost in the region of £14m, and would only extend the centre’s life by ten years. The brand new centre should last up to 50 years. Councillor Sir Merrick Cockell, Leader of the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea, said: “This decision is very good news for North Kensington and represents part of the Council’s ongoing commitment to the redevelopment and regeneration of the area. “We are prepared to invest the cash necessary to really tackle the disparity between the north and south of the borough. This initiative will not only help to address the shortage of school places but give the community brand new leisure facilities to enjoy for decades to come. “However, before we submit a planning application we have a lot more work ahead of us and promise that we will continue to involve and listen to people every step of the way.” Following the Cabinet’s decision, Chairman of the Aldridge Foundation, Rod Aldridge, said: “The additional funding will enable us to provide an incredible Academy school for the young people of North Kensington and parents will be proud of the high standards we are aiming for. It will also be a valuable community asset, from which the local residents will benefit.’’ The preferred option also includes the provision of some new housing along Bomore Road. A more detailed appraisal of this element of the project will be undertaken in the coming months. The Council’s plans for an academy and leisure centre will then form a planning application that the Council aims to submit in June 2012. A decision by the Council’s Planning Application Committee is then expected in the summer of 2012. For more information on the project please visit www.rbkc. gov.uk/kalc Facelift for Leicester Square Leicester Square today gets a revamp as over 160 square metres of ‘Leicester Square: past, present and future’ hoardings are installed around the redevelopment works in the Square. Designed to showcase the best of the iconic square through time, the new hoardings are part of an £18 million plan by Westminster City Council to revitalise the Leicester Square streetscape. The improvements to the street environment around the Shakespeare statue and fountain are set to dramatically improve the pedestrian experience in Leicester Square in time for the 2012 Olympic Games, ensuring that businesses in the area can maximise the commercial potential posed by the millions of anticipated additional visitors. Councillor Robert Davis, Westminster Council’s Cabinet Member for the Built Environment, said: “The redevelopment works in Leicester Square are a vital part of our plan to ensure that Westminster is at its best for the 2012 Olympic Games. An inviting and easy to navigate streetscape will ensure businesses in Leicester Square can make the most of the commercial opportunity presented by the additional visitors to the area during next year’s Games.” Leicester Square redevelopments: • 167 square metres of hoardings installed • Researchers trawled through thousands of archive images to find iconic images of Leicester Square through time • 11 images from the last 250 years featured on the hoardings • £18 million investment in the redevelopment of Leicester Square, part of a wider West End revamp plan worth £82.4 million. Tel. 020 8458 3153 / 020 8986 5904 Eating Out www.sketchnews.co.uk SketchNewsGroup December 2011 5 Mela - Shaftesbury Avenue M ela is an Indian restaurant situated on Shaftesbury Avenue that offers thoughtful, progressive Indian cuisine at affordable prices that would be suited equally to a pre-theatre meal, a date, or a boozy yet sophisticated evening out with friends. By Tom Nancollas Entering the restaurant, we were shown to a good table at the back. I wasn’t taken with the décor at first – a ménage of ‘traditional’ patterns and brushed steel and glass that veered dangerously close to the dreaded concept of ‘fusion’ – but eventually I was won over by light, charming atmosphere. We were able to see the chefs at work in the open plan kitchen that adjoined the bar, and our appetites were whetted by Taste India! Chowki Restaurant 2-3 Denman Street London W1D 7HA Tel: 020 7439 1330 Fax: 020 7287 5919 Email: info@chowki.com Opening Times: Mon - Sat 12pm - 11.30pm Sun & bank holidays 12pm - 10.30pm spice that lingered on the air. After poppadums, we began the meal with Piri-Piri Prawns (£6.95) and Bhalla Papdi Chaat (£4.95) – lentil dumplings served cold (deliberately). Both were good. Exceptional, though, was the Murgh Malai Kebab (£12.95) from the Tandoor oven, recommended by our waiter, where pieces of chicken were delicately marinated and cooked to absolute perfection. The main courses were a master class in Indian cuisine. My companion had Saag Gosht (£9.95), lamb cooked with garlic and spinach, which was phenomenal. I have rarely tasted bettercooked lamb anywhere. I had Murgh Jalfrezi (£9.95), chicken with peppers and onions, which was good but was overpowered with ginger that it didn’t need. Our waiter recommended an excellent Daal Makhani (£5.95). Alongside these dishes we had Peshawari and Garlic Naans (£3.95 each), and Jeera Pulao (cumin and saffron rice, £3.25). All were faultless. Spice was handled expertly in each dish, the level of heat never overwhelming the flavours. At Mela, we were served Indian food cooked with sensitivity and finesse, and the service was excellent – in particular our waiter’s recommendations. These were of such quality that we wished he had ordered everything for us. With a bill that came to around £40 a head including wine, I would recommend Mela to anybody with an inclination towards Indian cuisine, and even to those who have yet to be won over by it. Just make sure you listen to the waiter. 152-156 Shaftesbury Avenue, London WC2H 8HL Tel: 020 7836 8635 Tel. 020 8458 3153 / 020 8986 5904 www.sketchnews.co.uk 6 Celebrate the real flavour of Indian Cuisine! SketchNewsGroup December 2011 Eating Out Star of India: my return after four decades F ifty seven years of serving fine cuisine in South Kensington affords the Star of India restaurant a distinguished record that can be matched by few others. Established by Sheikh Mahammad in 1954 at Old Brompton Road, it is now under the experienced management of his son Reza Mahammad and his brother Azam. Singh Naroula sent a selection from some of the restaurant’s finest dishes featuring chicken, marinated prawns and lamb. The prawns, Kadak Jhinga, (£8.25) are dipped in a saffron batter, fried till crispy and golden and served with Tamarind chutney. The chicken dish, Murg til Tikka (£7.00) is morsels of chicken marinated in by David Hetherington Mela Restaurant 152 Shaftesbury Ave., London WC2 Tel: 020 7836 8635 Email: mela@melagroup.net Opening hours: Mon - Fri: 12.00 - 23.30 Sat: 13.00 - 23.30 Sun: 12.00 - 22.30 Haandi Indian cuisine Reza took over from his father in 1991 and has since added the ‘essence of Reza’ to the restaurant through a sophisticated choice of recipes and dishes. And his contribution was evident when I visited recently to see if the Star of India, that I had last visited myself some 40 years ago, matched its reputation in the locality. I was a new convert to the delights of food infused with spices and herbs when I was there four decades ago, and though a lot of water has passed under the bridge since then, I do remember my two or three visits there as being most enjoyable. Today the Mahammad family’s menu features a wide range of cooking styles and dishes reflecting the diverse cuisine of the Indian subcontinent. For starters, chef Virenda garlic, green chilly, sesame seeds and a hint of nutmeg, chargrilled in the tandoor. Both dishes get my highest rating. Duck Varuval (£15.50) was the choice for main course. This is Gressingham duck breast with Chettinad spices served with a tempering of aniseed and curry. This a sophisticated and satisfying combination. My partner was equally impressed with her main course of Hare Masale ki Machli. (£16.00). This is Sea Bass fillets wrapped in a banana leaf with a marinade of coconut crust, mint, garlic and coriander then baked in the oven. Served with a herbed mustard and yoghurt sauce. The wine to accompany was a very light and fresh Chateau de Campuget 2009. Wines are priced from £14.75 to £57.50. We finished off with Chocomosa (£5.95), a marbled white and plain chocolate with chenna and roasted almonds, served with vanilla ice cream, and Malpua (£5.95) a North Indian crepe scented with cardamom and fennel seeds then drenched in a saffron syrup, served with cardamom ice cream. I now know why this establishment has won several restaurant awards and been filmed for two television productions. My wife and I left wondering why we had left is so long before going back to eat at Star of India... Star of India, 154 Old Brompton Road, London SW5 0BE. Tel. 020 7373 2901. Star of India Opening hours Mon-sat 12-2.45 & 6-11.45 Sun 12-2.45 & 6-11.15 7 Cheval Place, SW7 136 Brompton Road, SW3 Tel: 0207 823 7373 Open 7 days a week Lunch: 12-3pm Dinner: 18.00-23.00 (Sun-Thu) 17.30-23.30 (Sat) Private and corporate catering Established in the early fifties 154 Old Brompton Road London SW5 0BE Email: admin@star-of-india.com Reservations 020 7373 2901 www.star-of-india.com Tel. 020 8458 3153 / 020 8986 5904 SketchNewsGroup December 2011 TheWestminsterReview Features Editor: Tom Nancollas tom@sketchnews.co.uk Fragments of a masterwork Leonardo Da Vinci – Painter At The Court Of Milan Self Portrait (1512-15). There is a show down at the National Gallery in Trafalgar Square that is causing quite a stir. Nine of fifteen surviving paintings by Leonardo Da Vinci – including both versions of The Virgin Of The Rocks - can be seen in one place, in the most anticipated exhibition of the year. By Tom Nancollas It looks at his time at the Court of Milan, where the patronage of the city’s ruler, Ludovico Sforza, allowed him to make great artistic progress. Sforza wanted to make the city a new Athens, brimming with aesthetes. Leonardo’s innovative, mercurial style spawned many imitators, and consequently became the artistic voice of the city’s new golden era. He was the archetypal renaissance man, multitalented and unencumbered by intellectual limitations. Among his many groundbreaking achievements, this exhibition demonstrates how he brought closer together the humane and the divine in art. His portraits, quixotic essays in the craft of painting, are tempered with divine grace. No one ever made humans so sacred, or virgins so humane. It’s safe to say that the diplomats of the National Gallery have brought off quite a coup. Established works like the two Virgins, the Musician and the Madonna Litta are shown with newer, more evasive works like the Lady With An Ermine and Salvator Mundi. Alongside the paintings we are shown pages from his notebooks, allowing us to glimpse his restless interest in everything around him. The anatomical studies were instrumental in his ability to paint the human form. The sketches often inform the paintings, and Leonardo’s talent imbues both with similar force. Who else could give such poignancy to a rock, or an arm, with a few scribbles? All great men are conundrums, and none more so than Leonardo. He must have been hell to work with. He began paintings, but never finished them. His attitude to commissions could kindly be described as ‘cavalier’. Rushing from city to city, leaving behind him a trail of frustrated clients, it’s almost as if he was a victim of his own wanderlust. He seemed to have a diffident attitude to his own talent. For a painter who regarded painting as the highest possible form of art, his oeuvre is amazingly slim. The Portrait of Cecilia Gallerani (The Lady With the Ermine) is perhaps the best painting here. She was the sixteen-yearold mistress of Leonardo’s boss, and she is depicted holding an ermine, which was at one time used by Ludovico Sforza as his emblem. That’s the prosaic explanation - however, it is difficult to see it as being anything other than a phallic symbol. Its face, and the way it is positioned, seem to embody lust, especially when contrasted with the nubile face of its keeper. Leonardo also believed that an ermine would rather die than sully its white fur, making it symbolize purity, but also suggesting darker, bloodier feelings. Her features – particularly her hand – are beautifully painted. She displays well the fruits of Leonardo’s anatomical training. In contrast the left sleeve of her garment, like the waistcoat of The Musician, is slapdashly painted. Some argue that many Portrait of Cecilia Gallerani (The Lady with an Ermine, 1489-90). of his works were finished by later, inexpert hands to account for this. But it’s tempting to imagine Leonardo turning the full force of his skill on the parts that matter - the face and hands that make her human - and disregarding her fine garments. This in a time when portraits were often as much a record of a sitter’s finery as of the sitter themselves. On loan from a museum in Poland, it has an interesting history – lost for hundreds of years, discovered, stolen by Nazis, recovered again. It is emblematic of this exhibition and of Da Vinci’s work – mysterious, elusive and brilliant. Nearby, the Portrait of a Woman (La Belle Ferronniere) is an idealized depiction of a lady, possibly Sforza’s wife. Here, Leonardo sculpts away any flaws in her looks to present us with a more androgenous, geometric portrait of a lady, though the painting smoulders despite this. The two works share a similar feeling, The Musician (1490) and the two sitters a streak of the divine. It was said of the welsh poet R.S. Thomas The Musician, the first painting you that his collected poems were ‘fragments of encounter, shows how Leonardo helped a masterwork’. Leonardo’s genius survives bring about a revolution in portrait painting in many sketches and a handful of paintings, by showing the sitter, a dewy-eyed young in an attributed limb here and there. Given man, turned slightly towards us, rather than his scanty canon, I think the same could be in strict profile. With his garments picked said of him. His brilliance shines from every out in rough brushstrokes, the face, which is scribble and brushstroke, and we must be slightly sculptural, is painted with luminous, thankful for this rare chance to stand before gentle naturalism. Apparently, Leonardo so many fragments of the master’s work. first came to the Milanese court as a singer, though he believed painting to be a more Until 5th February 2012, National superior art, able to endure where song Gallery, London. could not. This is the point he is making here, depicting the singer at the end of his music. Some have even speculated that it is a self-portrait. The exhibition is well laid out, though it’s hard to pay any attention to the numerous paintings by contemporaries of Leonardo. They are good enough but you realise just how far behind he left them - a champagne mind among beer brushes. The works are arranged in loose chronological order, with the first four rooms being strong arrangements of paintings and ART ON PAGE 2 their documentary material. It gets a bit incoherent towards the end, with the less well known works like Madonna Of The Yarnwinder almost chucked in as an afterthought. Has the National Gallery done this unique opportunity justice? Well, res ipsa loquitur. Personally I could do without quite so much documentary stuff but I understand its inclusion. The only real problems are ones Roux at thethe Pembury beyond its control - the queues, crowds,is open from 12noon to 11pm Monday to Friday, with the new bar menu available until 10pm. the ‘gallery rage’. It’s inspiring, though, that art can still inspire this level of devotion, For enquiries please call 0207 334 3737 email Theatre ONorPAGE 3 roux@rics.org and things of such great refinement are still www.rouxatparliamentsquare.co.uk widely valued. Tel. 020 8458 3153 / 020 8986 5904 www.sketchnews.co.uk 2 SketchNewsGroup December 2011 TheWestminsterReview John Martin: Apocalypse The Great Day Of His Wrath (1853). John Martin was a painter of apocalyptic landscapes and engineer, whose artistic output fed Victorian appetites for fire and brimstone at the expense of critical acclaim, and whose vision often outstripped his technical skill. By Tom Nancollas This is a timely exhibition, for the themes expressed in Martin’s work - environmental disaster, religious potency, blockbuster melodrama and even plans to improve London’s sewers and railways - resound with us today. The show bills these paintings as ‘the blockbusters of the Victorian age’. Large scale works like The Destruction Of Pompeii and Herculaneum (1821), The Great Day Of His Wrath (1851-3), Balshazzar’s Feast (1821) and The Last Judgement (1853) caused a sensation when they appeared in public, and still retain the power to astonish. It should be said at the outset that Martin was never a painter of great technical skill, though was among other things a great colourist and engraver. Never formally trained, his early forays into painting are on display here, and from them it is hard to see how he leapt into painting in the ‘apocalyptic manner’. Martin found his metier in ‘the sublime’ - that is to say, the ‘terrible and awesome’. A recurring feature of his work are tiny, Blakean, human figures caught up in apocalyptic disaster. In his breakthrough painting, Sadak Searching For The Waters Of Oblivion (1812), the tiny figure clinging to an overhanging rock symbolises human impotency in the face of nature. It is immediately striking. The Destruction Of Pompeii And Herculaeneum (1821) furthers this with a spectacular depiction of the demise of these two cities. Vesuvius’ eruption is executed in a gamut of pyrotechnic red, like an open furnace door. As well as his talents in this direction, Martin also displayed archaeological maps with the picture, keen to demonstrate how accurately he depicted these cities. The people are footnotes to the fireworks.. Martin is on finest form when tackling biblical subjects. There is no question that the high points of this show are the three paintings depicting the Last Judgement, which he worked on in the last four years of his life. The Great Day Of God’s Wrath, The Last Judgement and The Plains Of Heaven (1851-3) are dealt with so monumentally, and successfully, that it is hard to believe they are the product of a single mind and brush. Never has ‘the sublime’ been so fitting. A sound and light show accompanies these pictures, a device used in Victorian times, when they toured the world and were seen by millions. Like many Victorians, Martin was a man of multiple energies. A skillful engineer, he concieved plans to build a large sewer to divert waste away from the Thames (sound familiar?) and for a railway strategically circling London, twenty years before work began on the Underground. That neither were acted upon perhaps is testament to his failings as a businessman - an attempt to create his own publishing company, to meet demands for prints and etchings of his work, ultimately proved abortive. Is it strange that in our sceptical age Martin’s predominately religious painting should retain its appeal? His meditations on these subjects record a mindset which perhaps is now gone for good, at least in Britain; that of humility before God, and nature, and a stronger awareness of man’s place in the world. The Last Man On Earth (1849) is an imagination of the view left to the last man standing after a massive ecological disaster. If religiosity has ebbed slightly, then our anxious relationship with the environment is as current as ever. John Martin never achieved great critical acclaim during his lifetime, although his mezzotints for Milton and the Bible were widely admired. Generally, his popular success prompted critical derision. But, seeing these mighty images now, who cares? This is a timely and revelatory show that reaffirms Martin as the visionary genius he was. Let us hope critical acclaim comes to him at last. Sadak in Search of the Waters of Oblivion (1812). Atkinson Grimshaw: Painter of Moonlight An exhibition at the Guildhall celebrates the achievements of a very different Victorian painter. Atkinson Grimshaw, practicing first in the north of England and then in London, painted a series of affecting landscapes, by daylight and moonlight, and some ghastly interior scenes that somehow manage to make the PreRaphelites seem cutting-edge. This is a strange exhibition. It has travelled down from Harrogate, and is shown in an awkward space in the Guildhall Art Gallery. The second half of it is on display in the Copley Room; a huge mistake, as it is overwhelmed by Copley’s gigantic Defeat Of The Floating Batteries At Gibraltar (1782), and Nightfall Down The Thames (1880). measuring 3 x 7.5 meters). The first half of the show consists of a series of small rooms lined with battered flock wallpaper, clearly well travelled. Although the rooms indicate separate chapters in his life and work, no indication is given of the optimum route round, and the gallery assistant seemed to have no idea – a poor show, if your job consists of staring at the pictures in question all day. The trouble with Grimshaw is that he is the kind of artist whose works look intriguing on leaflets or posters, but who ultimately fails to deliver. He has moments of excellence – the moonlit pictures are affecting (Whistler praised ‘Grimmy’s Moonlights’), such as Nightfall Down The Thames (1880), and there are some nice autumnal landscapes, like The Old Mill (1869). You feel something of Grimshaw’s hysteria when confronted with nature’s finest works in these images. However, though he clearly had a feel for paint, and a near-mystical obsession with nature, he produced far too many potboilers. I felt most of his interior scenes, featuring women in windswept and interesting in poses, represented all that was wrong with Victorian art – the pictorial equivalent of fruitcake, looking as if they’d been unearthed on an episode of Cash In The Attic. But there is a strange symbiosis between Martin and Grimshaw. Both were second-rate painters (on a technical level) who enjoyed a measure of popular success. Viewed in apposition, they make an interesting contrast – a painter of apocalypses and a painter of moonlight. The Martin exhibition, though, is more successful, and the works of this daring visionary are more satisfying than Grimshaw, who still feels faintly provincial. Go to the Martin - there’s more bang for your buck. www.sketchnews.co.uk Tel. 020 8458 3153 / 020 8986 5904 SketchNewsGroup December 2011 3 TheWestminsterReview The Playboy of The Western World The Playboy of The Western World is a giddy and exhilarating play by J.M. Synge, still fresh despite being first staged over a hundred years ago, which ran until the 26th November at the Old Vic. By Tom Nancollas It tells the story of Christy Mahon, a mercurial rogue who appears in a western Irish community with the mad claim that he has killed his father. Commendably played by Robert Sheehan in his professional debut, he is the playboy of the show’s title, honey-tongued and brave as a lion. Set in County Mayo, the villagers fall for his ever-taller tales, especially the daughter of the local publican Pegeen Mike, portrayed with intensity by Ruth Negga, and the widow Quin (a sultry Niamh Cusack). However, the reappearance of his father (very much alive) finds his exploits to be a pack of lies, threatening to sweep away Robert Sheehan. the heroic reputation that he has acquired. The villagers are infatuated with the novelty of Christy’s deeds, and the skill he has in the telling of them. The play is perhaps the ultimate expression of humanity’s fascination with rogues – admiration for a man who killed his father with a spade. But when Christy attempts to kill his reappeared father a second time in their presence to justify himself, the villagers react with disgust and disbelief. Whatever the moral overtone of the play, of note is the freewheeling, extravagant language employed throughout it. Interestingly, though it places slightly too much emphasis on the Irish thirst, Synge’s dialogue is stereotypically lyrical. Kenneth Tynan once observed that the Irish ‘spend their words like sailors’, and they are lavishly spent here. It was an impressive, if oddly cast production. Sheehan’s Christy was eccentric and waiflike, an unlikely hero, which I suppose only bolstered his mystique. However it was difficult to believe that Pegeen should fall for him so completely, or that he should exercise such power over the villagers. Sheehan was good in the role but did not allow it to completely engulf him in the same way, for instance, that Mark Rylance plays Johnny Byron in Jerusalem. There was nice use of a revolving set piece - the interior and exterior of an old tavern. There was also music, though it was rather basic and slightly underrehearsed. Considering the massive vein of Irish folk music extant, I felt more could have been done here. The production could also have benefited from more grit. Literary gravitas aside, it seemed slightly lightweight, and unlikely to provoke the riots that it did in 1907 when first staged (though of course the context then was vastly different). Nevertheless, an entertaining production. The Playboy of the Western World, by J.M. Synge and directed by John Crowley, runs until 26th November at the Old Vic, Waterloo. Ruth Negga. The Veil by Conor McPherson If Playboy was an exuberant, ribald tale then The Veil, a new play by Conor McPherson, was the opposite. A tightly wound psychological drama set in nineteenth-century Ireland, the widow Madeline (Fenella Woolgar), an English landowner, has arranged for her daughter Hannah (Emily Taafe) to be married into an English noble family. It is a means of escape from the crumbling Mount Prospect, the family pile haunted by the spirit of Hannah’s father, who killed himself, and who only she can hear. Both plays concern themselves with fantasy, and in the Veil it is of a paranormal kind. To Mount Prospect come the Reverend Berkeley (Jim Norton) and his oily companion Audelle (a manic Adrian Schiller), disreputable characters, to escort Hannah to England. Unfortunately they are captivated by the ghostly goings-on and perfrom a séance, after which all hell breaks loose. The play explores tensions - among the English and the Irish, the Irish themselves, between this world and the next. There is also a sensory aspect to it - why are some people more susceptible to the paranormal than others? The bombast of Playboy is replaced with taut psychology, rising in intensity. On paper this sounds rather morbid. But there is a strong undercurrent of humour that offsets the tension and frequent moments of high drama. In particular, the interplay between Berkeley and Audelle and the Irish servants (including a fiery performance by Peter McDonald as Mr Fingal). The language in the play is more prosaic, and restrained, than that in Playboy. But the dialogue has a bounce that is still typically Irish. McPherson, who usually writes about deadbeats in pubs, has written more women into this script than his others, with sensitive and impressive results. So - two Irish plays, one old, one new, by two very different Irish writers. A line in the Veil encapsulates the appeal of these plays, for me at least: ‘Go back to England. There’s less magic there, and more common sense’. These plays are ebullient, contrary and magical, and as such are a welcome presence in theatreland. The Veil, written and directed by Conor McPherson, runs until 11th December at The Lyttleton Theatre (National Theatre). Tel. 020 8458 3153 / 020 8986 5904 www.sketchnews.co.uk 4 Poems Stamford Hill Broadway Stamford Hill Broadway, The spilled milk and the tears. The faded footnotes that disappear On dusty pages with old dog ears That teach us how we should persevere Like the tortoise and the hare. Stamford Hill Broadway Is just spilled milk and tears. Stamford Hill Broadway, And the cat that got the cream. The ‘I-told-you-so’s gather steam, The shadenfreude can be so mean, The night’s long gone, it ran rings around me, And those words you said - they stung. Stamford Hill Broadway Now the cat it’s got my tongue. Stamford Hill Broadway Let’s settle for the draw. Your feet are sore from shoes too small, Your shoulders are freezing beneath your shawl. If we try and run before we crawl We’ll just learn how to fall. Stamford Hill Broadway I’m playing for the draw. Stamford Hill Broadway I really lost track of time, Lea Bridge Road brought warning signs At Clapton Pond I got left behind. The more I look, the more I find I’m just an absolute beginner Stamford Hill Broadway With an injury time winner. Stamford Hill Broadway, The leopard and its spots, The bitter words, tequila shots, Salty cheeks and forget-me-nots The black outs and the I-forgots The kettles and the pots, Stamford Hill Broadway I guess we leopards keep our spots. I won’t do that no more, My Monday morning mumbled mantra, Keeps my toes in a quiet canter. The hindsights and the hangovers, I wont do that any more, Stamford Hill Broadway, There will be no encore. No, there will be no encore. Conor Fahy SketchNewsGroup December 2011 TheWestminsterReview Fishy Town Here lives a man who slithers back and forth between two wives, one up the lane, one down. They meet sometimes these hooked and gutted fishwives, bubbling oaths, as Bible Christians once faced out the Primitives. Butcher, baker, chippie, fish shop, bank and fourteen heaving pubs sustain a vinegary town, where men fresh down from Defra sometimes find themselves and all their quotas toppled headlong in the quay. They don’t do romance, here. Broken bottles, shells, a woman’s lacy pants reef the gutters in an all-week memory of hell-up Saturday night. Secrets salt the air. Hands boiled red as lobsters make a fist, give the fishy finger; eyes like slate, or fathoms-deep and dark watch and wait. And then the sudden strike: it’s payback time, among the weeds. Up lanes, shoals of children flash across the cobblestones, gape at strangers, disappear as one into their tiny rocky homes. A man’s voice fills the stair: not stinkin fish again! I told you woman, no more stinkin fish! Ann Alexander A Yard Of Sky Lay rotted; unthought of atrocities That look so beautiful collecting, As a cactus would memories. Gripped beyond wind and even An archway, Slash Slothe Slack Satellites carried through I reasoned our outside. I heard a page turn. (I heard the silent reading.) (What about Venus? ((Ha Ha)) Don’t laugh at him!) It fell with a glowing halo And slept upon with curls. EBT I Cut My Thumb Opening A Can Of Tuna I cut my thumb opening a can of tuna the lid fought, came off as a cut-edged coin. I drained the brine and sucked the wound Holes My eyes found holes in your jumper Long before you noticed they were there. The night we met again, For the first time The cutting wind on Archway Road, And you were wearing it, like an armour Against the cold. The sky was dark, dark, dark blue And your black jumper Black, entirely – And without touching, without saying a word, Just wanting to, I knew. But tonight The sky was pale and purple And no more held over us like a huge velvet ribbon Infinitely soft and quiet, unspoken Words. Words. Words. Pages. The silence is broken Into beautiful pieces. By you and me. So we’ve opened all the presents And blown the candles And now it’s time to go home – Just so that you know: I found those holes Long before you said they were there. Anna Orhanen and it tasted like aluminium. There was no blood on the draining board, over which I was bent there was no mayonnaise and the tuna looked grey. I thought my thumb was more robust, my can-opening more handsome. I should have sewn it up, or poured the brine into the cut. Mo Fox Return I just never learnt to not look back. I had to see that face one last time to know, for sure, that it was her hand I was holding as we approached the grove, the distant sunlight shifting in the olive trees. I turned reflexively and ossified my wife to salt, my gaze upon her turning all my hopes to tears. She who was all that was best in me frozen there with her hand reaching out for mine, her eyes turned downward to the blackened ground. 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