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s t a t e H i s t c r i c a l S o c ie t y
115 S t a t e S t .
M adiscn, w:
Friday. January 26. 1990
LAWRENCE UNIVBRSTTY S STUDENT NEWSPAPER
P rotests and rallies mark
S ch u b er t b e a ts H uglen;
Roe v. Wade anniversary
VP r u n -o ff e le c tio n s e t
Pat Schubert
Pat S c h u b e r t w a s
elected LUCC p resid en t
by a near 2-1 m argin but
a n ea r-d ea d lo ck in the
v ic e p r e s id e n tia l race
will force a sp ecia l r u n
off election betw een Sven
W hite and C indy H off
m an to be held on M on
day.
W hite an d H offm an
fin ish ed a m ere 7 v o tes
apart. C h ristin e S ato, a
late-filing can d id ate, did
not g a m e r en ou gh votes
to be included in the m n off.
“I thin k it w as a very
fin e c a m p a ig n run by
b oth o p p o n en ts." sa id
Brian H uglen. who lost to
Schubert in the presiden
tial race. "I th in k Pat
will do excellent as presi
dent." H u glen sa id he
w ou ld c o n tin u e in h is
role a s LUCC finance s e c
r e ta r y th r o u g h th ir d
term. He did not rule out
th e p o s s ib ility of r u n
ning next year.
S c h u b er t e x p r e sse d
optim ism about h is role
a s LUCC leader. "I think
we have a really strong
See ELECTION,
page 7~
By Tom Zoellner
Illu s tr a tin g how b it
terly the abortion q u estion
h a s d ivid ed th e n a tio n ,
both p ro-ch oice and pro
life d em o n stra to rs rallied
last S u n d a y in A p pleton
and on cam p u s to mark the
17th a n n iv e r sa r y of th e
landm ark Roe v. Wade d e
c isio n .
About 3 0 0 0 pro-life a d
v o c a te s m arched in su b freezing tem peratures from
City Park to rally on th e
O utagam ie C ounty C ou rt
house steps.
Only a few block away,
in L a w r e n c e 's C o lm a n
h a ll. 2 5 0 - 3 0 0 p ro-ch oice
d e m o n str a to rs celeb rated
the Roe decision that legal
iz e d
a b o r tio n s
and
p rotested again st c lin ics
that allegedly do not c o u n
cil w om en about the option
of abortion.
W iscon sin S tate S e n a
tor W illiam Te W inkle (DSheb oygan ) sp o k e at the
Lawrence rally in C olm an
and prom ised to put a bill
through the sen a te calling
for the prosecu tion of what
he called “b ogus counseling
centers."
_______
See ROE V~ WADE. page 7
How dirty is the Fox?: (irst in a series
S tu d y
a lle g e s
P C B
in
riv e r
ardous w aste, he said.
S u lliv a n sa id that the PCB ls the
forem ost en viron m en tal con cern for the
Fox. He added that continu ed exposure to
Parts of th e Fox River are c o n ta m i PCB c o u ld lead to s e r io u s long-term
nated with portions of lead m ercury and health defects, su ch as cancer.
polychlorinated biphenyl (PCB). a recent
“The m ain sou rce of the PCB com es
report by the Army C orps of E n gineers from the recycling of ca rb o n less copying
said.
paper." he said.
Frank Snitz. who prepared the report,
said that the levels of PCB \M*re highest in
The report, w hich incorporated data
the navigational c h a n n e ls at the m outh from eleven w ater sa m p lin g site s . Indi
of th e river near Green Bay. The highest ca ted th at m ore ex te n siv e testin g w as
sam p lin g of P C B -3 0 parts per m illio n - n eed ed before an y c o n c lu sio n s can be
w as taken near Little C hute, he said.
reached.
J a ck Sullivan of the state Departm ent
However. Sn itz w as w illing to “bet a
of Natural R esources said he had not seen box of d o n u ts that paper mill discharge"
the report, but he said that a PCB level of h a s ca u sed the high levels of toxicity.
3 0 ppm Is “h igh ly con tam in ated ." The
“As a gen eric c la s s , paper m ills are
sta te of W isconsin requires a level of 50 often com m on so u r c es of PCBs through
ppm before it ca n be c la ssified a s h a z their discharges." ho said.
By Tom Zoellner
P o v o ln y
THE FOX RIVER may contain h azardous p ollu tan ts
a c c o r d in g to a new s tu d y . A c h e m ic a l c a lle d
p o ly c h lo r in a te d b lp h e y n l w a s fo u n d in h ig h
q u an tities near Little C hute (McKell Moorhead photo).
r e t u r n s
By Mark N iquette
It is a J a n u a r y u n lik e any
other Jan u ary ln the C zech oslo
v a k ia n v illa g e of M enin. T he
d o m in a tio n o f the C om m u n ist
Party h a s been swept away, and
new lea d ers are preparing the
country for the first free elections
in more than 40 years.
The people are still charged
w ith the en ergy of revolu tion ,
and they are lea r n in g —m any of
them for the first tim e —how to
live w ith and p articip ate ln a
dem ocratic governm ent.
And after 42 years of virtual
exile, native so n Mojmir Povolny
h as com e hom e.
MOJMIR POVOLNY: Returned home
Povolny. e m e r itu s p rofessor
to C zech o slo v a k ia after 42 y ea rs of governm ent at Lawrence, left
(Public Affairs Office file photo).
C z e c h o s lo v a k ia
d u r in g
th e
to
h o m e la n d
C om m unist takeover in 1949. At
the tim e, he w as the execu tive
secretary of the B en es Party in
Prague.
The C o m m u n ist lea d er s In
C z e c h o s lo v a k ia s u b s e q u e n t ly
denied Povolny the op p ortunity
to return to the country, even for
a visit with fam ily and friends.
B ut the C o m m u n ists are no
longer ln power, and Povolny re
turned to C zechoslovakia on Jan .
8 for a two-week visit.
“It w a s like living an entire
lifetim e in two weeks' time." said
P o v o ln y . w h o tr a v e le d from
Prague to Appleton on Monday.
He ex p la in ed th at th e visit
w a s “s e m i-o ffic ia l." P ovoln y.
who is C hairm an of the executive
com m ittee of the C ouncil of Free
C z e c h o slo v a k ia , w a s part of a
fo u r -p e r so n
d e le g a t io n
to
C zech oslovak ia representin g the
C ouncil.
Povolny said he and the other
m em bers of the delegation were
met at the airport In Prague by
n u m e r o u s govern m en t ofTiclals,
Including V aclav H avel, w ho Is
the new president of Czec h o slo
v a k ia .
P ovolny and th e d elegation
met with several key governm ent
and n a tio n a l lea d ers su c h as
A lexan d er D u bcek . th e o u sted
leader of the failed Prague Spring
Reforms ln 1968, who h as been a
prom inent voice in th e revolu
tio n .
Povolny said the p urpose of
th e trip, w h ich a lso in clu d ed
m eetin gs with stu d e n ts and rep
r e se n ta tiv e s from political par
t ie s an d o th e r e le m e n ts of
C zech oslovak ian society, w as to
See POVOLNY. page 4
Opinion
Page 2
Friday, January 26, 1990
F rom T h e
E d it o r 's D e s k
T h is w eek en d , L aw rentians A gainst Apartheid
For D ivestm ent is sp on sorin g several p resen tation s
and activities to support the anti-A partheid stru g
gle and to encourage Lawrence to divest. The resolve
of LAAFD and its ability to bring prom inent figures
like Prexy N esbitt to c a m p u s on behalf of the antiApartheid m ovem ent sp e a k s well for the group’s or
gan ization and determ in ation to achieve its goals.
During the cou rse of the past two years, LAAFD h as
worked hard to provide inform ation to the cam p u s
about the A partheid issu e . In addition, the recent
form ation o f th e A dvisory C om m ittee on Sou th
African Issu es is a good indication of both LAAFD’s
effectiven ess a s a lobbying and pressure group and
the U n iversity’s w illin g n e ss to ad d ress both the
im m ediate co n cern of LAAFD--that Lawrencc d i
vest co m p letely from S ou th African c o m p a n ie s—
an d o th e r i s s u e s in v o lv ed in S o u th A 'rican
A p arth eid .
But th is praise rings hollow in the ears of Ihe
uninform ed; the ultim ate c a u se for which Ij \AFI)
flgh ts--th e end of Apartheid in South Africa--is lost
on the p erson s who have never taken the time to try
to un d erstan d Apartheid and the cries w hich have
been raised again st it. The fact that the Board of
T ru stees and th e Lawrence p ow ers-th at-b e will be
e x a m in in g L aw ren ce’s in volvem en t in th e an tiA partheid m ovem ent through the Advisory C om
m ittee of South African Issu es is good, but LAAFD’s
g o a ls--a n d , in d eed , the drive to end A p arth eid —
w ou ld be b etter served if all m em b e r s of the
Lawrencc com m unity w ould sim ply listen.
T ills is not n eccssarlly a call for activism per sc;
th is is not a call for all Law rentians to Join IJ\AFD.
It is sim p ly a c h a lle n g e and a req u est to the
Law rence co m m u n ity to take th e tim e to learn
about Apartheid and be inform ed about the iss u e s
in volved. A m o v em en t like th e a n ti-A p arth eid
struggle can achieve only lim ited s u c c e s s if people
do not take the tim e to listcn --even If they are sy m
pathetic with the m ovem ent. We m ay not all agree if
we und erstan d the issu e s, and th at’s OK. Ignorance
of th ese im portant iss u e s is not.
- M a rk N iq u e tte
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U n a a w y J o u r n a list................................. Mark N iquette
News Editor................................................... Tom Zoellner
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*Yfemm m tms o? m wests.
mfe-w-cAusmiuk crossfire.
L etters to th e E d ito r /O p e n F o ru m
S e x is t jo k e s
in so c ie ty
lead to rape
To The Editor:
“W hoa, look at that!
S h e ’s really built for a c
tion." “God. that one In the
pink is hot! I want to f—
her." “Look at the girls.
T hey’re pretty quiet. I bet
they're angry." “Yah, but
they talk about guys in the
sa m e way. They’re Just a
bun ch of hypocrites." “I re
ally w ant to f--- her."
People in a c o n v e r sa
tion like th is are u su ally
only Joking. They know
about rape and they know
w here the Joking sh o u ld
stop. They would probably
LU s y s t e m
for p a r k in g
h a s fla w s
To th e E ditor
I, Andrew G ussert. here
su b m it a portion of the
reco m m en d a tio n se n t to
me by Paul Alex co n cern
ing th e e lim in a tio n o f
parking p roblem s w ith in
the Lawrence parking s y s
tem:
“After serving as Chair
of th e Parking Board, I
have noticed that there are
several flaws ln the current
parking system , and there
fore adjustm ents need to be
m ad e ln th e le g isla tio n
im m ediately."
“T he first flaw c o n
c ern s th e authority of the
c u r r en t P arking B oard.
even be enraged if th ey
found out that one of their
friends had been raped. I
thin k, how ever, that it is
th is type o f Joking th a t
leads to rape.
I d o n ’t th in k it is s im
ply a coin cidence that m en
Joke of rape and that rape
occurs as a sem i-joke. Cer
ta in ly th e r a p ists d o n ’t
c o n s id e r th e fe e lin g s of
th e ir v ic tim s.
It’s not
som ething they would do to
a friend, but lt Is okay to do
to a wom an.
O b viou sly, so m e th in g
h a s rem oved the w om an s
integrity as an individual.
S h e’s a bitch. She deserves
it. She asked for lt. She
w as b u ilt for lt. I th in k
there is so m eth in g to the
fa ct th a t m en jo k e of
w om en as having no brain
and that a rapist trea ts a
w om an a s n o th in g m ore
than a body. I am not s a y
Since lt ls incorporated In
LUCC le g is la t io n , th e
P arking Board on ly h a s
the au th ority to abrogate
s tu d e n ts ’ parking tick ets.
That is, It only h as the a u
thority to hold stu d e n ts a c
countable fcr their parking
fin es via end of th e term
b illin gs through the b u s i
n e s s office."
“T his is unfair b e c a u se
on ly on e fa ctio n o f th e
c o m m u n ity is h e ld a c
countable for their parking
tick ets. The other three
factions (faculty, staff, and
adm inistration) do not fall
w ith in th e g u id e lin e s o f
LUCC legislation. This fact
is well known and I believe
intentional sin ce it h a s yet
to be changed."
"The other th ree fa c
tio n s have ta k en a d v a n
tage of an inequitable s y s
tem and have b en efitted
trom its loop h oles. T hey
do not have to pay th eir
Ste PARKING, page 3
ing th a t p eop le w ho make
s e x is t jo k e s are rapists. I
am s a y in g , ra th er, that
their jo k e s are dangerous
My participation in the
above c o n v e r sa tio n show s
how jo k in g lea d s our soci
ety to allow rape.
I con
s id e r m y s e lf a sta u n c h
fem in ist a n d som eon e who
d oesn 't m in d sp eak in g up
in a crow d. I w ould also
like to th in k I w ouldn’t sit
q u ietly w h e n a con versa
tion sim ilar to the above is
g oin g on. U nfortunately,
not only did I not critically
object, b u t I sat there and
sm iled and even laughed. I
w ould like to sa y th is was a
rea ctio n to hearin g som e
th in g a b su rd . I think it ts
m u ch c lo s e r to the truth
how ever to sa y that I was
In flu e n c e d by peer pres
su re. I d id n ’t w ant to apSee SEXISM,
page 3
N iq u e tte
s h o u ld
b u tt o u t
To th e E d ito r
I d o n ’t m in d nons m o k e r s , b u t I do mind
rude peop le. Not only was
M ark N iq u e tte ’s last col
u m n a b ou t ban n in g smok
ing in th e Grill Journalisti
cally u n s a w y . preachy and
w h in e y --b u t it w a s also
rude.
The colu m n , plagued by
its
s e lf - r i g h t e o u s n e s s .
c o u ld n ever have properly
c o n v ey ed M ark’s pressing
problem : too m u ch smoke
in th e G rill. He called
sm o k e r s’ h a b its “dis-gusting" and poked fun at their
w e a k lu n g s . An opinion
c o lu m n d o es have the right
See SMOKING, page 3
Campus News
Page 3
F rid a y , J a n u a r y 2 6 . 1 9 9 0
L A A FD p a in s ra lly to s u p p o r t
n e w a n ti-a p a rth ie d c o m m itte e
B y Jim Hoithaus
CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER Prexy Nesbitt will speak at 8
pm ton igh t on T h e H um an C o sts of In vestin g ln
A partheid" ln R iverview L ounge, (photo c o u iie s y
LAAFD).
A rally urging un iversity divestm en t
Africa. tim ed to coincide with
from South Africa,
a m eetin g of th e L aw rence U n iversity
Board of T rustees, w as planned for today
at 12:15 pm in Downer Com m ons.
T h e rally is to show student support
for the [anti-apartheid) cause." said Ubah
H u s s e in , a m em b er of L a w ren tia n s
A g a in st A p a r th e id For D iv e s tm e n t
(LAAFD).
On the agenda of th is m eeting of the
Board o f T r u ste e s is to e sta b lish the
A dvisory C om m ittee on S o u th Africa
Issu es IACSAI) w hich Is designed to help
esta b lish Lawrence s policy in regard to
d iv e s t m e n t. A lso s c h e d u le d to be
d is c u ss e d at the tru stee m eetin g is the
1 9 9 0-1991 budget, and the possibility of
endow m ent sp ending to meet operatlbnal
c o s ts , accord in g to p resid en t Richard
Warch.
T h e ra lly , s a id H u s s e in , ls not
intended to be a dem onstration, but ts ex
pected to show the Board of T rustees that
LAAFD ls “not Just a b u n ch of radical
stu d e n ts ...we re dedicated, we've put a lot
of research into this. It's tim e for u s to be
heard."
H u ssein did not expect the AC SAI to
accom p lish m uch on th is first day of Its
assem b ly beyond estab lish in g the agenda
for the com m ittee s next m eeting.
LAAFD h a s also arranged a p resen ta
tion by Prexy N esbitt, the co n su lta n t for
the governm ent of the People’s Republic
of M ozam bique. N esbitt, who served as
the b ase for Dr. Martin Luther King's civil
rights work In the 1960s and written and
edited n u m ero u s books and articles In
clu d in g A p a r th e id tn O ur Llvlngroom s:
U .S. F oreign Policy a n d S o u th A frica.
w ill s p e a k at 8 pm .m . tn Riverview
Lounge
His presen tation will be followed by a
See RALLY, page 7
he or sh e
S m oking . . . wnewh enspaper.
S e x ism
. .
(continued from page 2)
pear as one of th o se axecarrylng fem in ists
Even w orse. I ca n say
th a t I w a s n ’t th e only
one.
Not on e of som e
tw enty m en and w om en
o b jected to th e above
c o n v e r s a tio n .
The
tragedy is in the en co u r
agem ent that loklng pro
v id es for Itself. No one
o b je c ts so lt m u s t be
okay. In fact, perhaps lt
is even a little true.
How can rape occur
w h en there are other peo
ple around w atch in g? I
th in k lt ls b e c a u se they
are w ith in a grou p of
people w ho w on’t support
a n y o n e w h o objects: a
group of people w ho e n
courage Joking of w om en
a s b itc h e s and se x o b
jec ts. People w on’t worry
a b ou t o b jectin g tf th ey
are supported. Rape sim
ply d o e s n ’t occur am ong
people w h o o u tsp o k en ly
o b ject to a n y o n e w h o
m akes a sexist Joke.
S e x is m s h o u ld be
lo o k ed at a s a n o th e r
form of racism I suggest
that on e sh o u ld Im pose
th e sa m e Judgem ent to
both areas
If lt m akes
you feel u n com fortab le
deep dow n in sid e to say.
“nigger." it ought to make
you feel equally u n c o m
fortable to say. "She's a
bitch" or “I Just want to f— her." I thin k our so c i
ety h a s agreed that m ak
ing racist Jokes ls not a
h u m o r o u s m a tte r.
It
sh o u ld be sim ilarly a p
plied to sexism
Rape d o es o ccu r au
too often ln our society.
The silen t do get hurt:
th o se w h o Joke are e n
couraged And those who
would like to object w on’t
be supported.
S e x is t Jo k in g i s n ’t
so m e th in g that h a s to
happ en
w h en ever
a
b u n c h o f g u y s get to
gether. We should be able
to control our action s. I
recom m end to th e c a m
p u s. e s p e c ia lly to our
greek system and athletic
tea m s, a m ovte entitled
T h e A c c u s e d . P erhaps
you c o u ld co m b in e the
m ovie w ith a lectu re ln
place of a weekend party
-R a n d y Wright
to be w itty, satirical, sa r
c a stic and h a r s h - b u t It ls
th e level on w h ich th e se
c h a r a c te r is tic s
are
ach ieved that d eterm in es
the quality of the copy.
Mark’s colu m n w hined
on th e b o tto m ru n g of
witty. So in stea d of doing
Its jo b a n d In form in g
LUCC and sm o k er s how
endangered and frustrated
a n o n -sm o k e r fe e ls, th e
c o lu m n p r e a c h e d a n d
rudely accused . After read
in g M ark’s c o lu m n a
sm oker could only chu ck le
and th an k h is or her God
that lt w as so poorly w rit
ten.
T h e fa c t th a t t h is
w eekly colu m n is the only
edltorlal-llke piece In T h e
L a w ren tia n scares me.
An editorial ls u su a lly
a n o n y m o u s, m atu re copy
m a t e x p r e ss e s the entire
n ew s s t a f f s o p in io n . In
T he L a w re n tia n . the ed ito
rial is what the reader's Intelllg e n c e ls In su lted by
reads the
I found th is colu m n to
be In sen sitive to sm ok ers
a n d b lin d e d by n o n sm ok er self-righ teou sn ess.
W hy e lse w o u ld n ’t Mark
have seen the possibility of
a d esign ated n on-sm ok in g
se ctio n In the Grill? Until
so m e o n e lis t e n s to h is
w h in e s ,
m aybe
M ark
s h o u ld ta k e h is virgin
lu n g s o u t s id e , w h ile I
str u g g le w ith m y h abit
am ongst civil people.
J e s s i c a t» q u i t e r i g h t o n
a l l c o u n t s . W e ll. I d o n ' t k n o w
a b o u t t h e “u n s a u v y " p a r t . I f
a n y o th e r B m o ker d id not
agree
w ith
me and
w as
o ffe n d e d a n d d i d n 't w r ite Y O U D IS A P P O IN T M E. [ f y o u
a r e o n e o f th e m e s m o k e r s w h o
*t h a n k e d
your
C o d 9 th e
e d ito r ia l
w as
bo
“p o o r l y
w r i t t e n .* I t h i n k y o u ' r e In
tr o u b le b e c a u s e I b e ic h a y o u r
G o d h a s u tr g tn l u n g s . to o . B u t
t h a n k s f o r w r itin g . J e s s ic a .
Y o u m a d e m e f e e l b e tt e r .
In a n y c a s e . I d o n 't m in d
d u ll p e o p le , b u t I d o m in d
p e o p le w h o s m o k e a r o u n d m e .
to n u a h .
Hello Lawrence
P a rk in g . .
parking tickets nor do they
really have to abide by the
parking leglalatlon of the
so-called community.
I
feel that no one should be
allowed to supercede park
ing rule* ln "our* c o m m u
nity."
"H e n c e ,
a
parking
structure with more a u
thority an d
legitimacy
needs to be formulated in
place of L U C C 's parking
legislation and Parking
Board. The single moat ef
fective way to create an
equitable
system
ls
through the formation of a
University Parking Board
and University parking
legislation, which unlike
the current L U C C leglala
tlon. would possess Juris
diction over the entire
com munity.-
- P a u l Alex
Form er Chair o f tha
Parking Board
-A n d rew G ussert
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F rid a y , J a n u a r y 2 6 , 1 9 9 0
D ip lo m a t
By Tom Zoellner
After 4 0 years of division Ger
m any will soon b ecom e one n a
tion , s a y s W est G erm an c o n su l
H einz W irth, w ho sp o k e in a
M ain
H a ll C o llo q u iu m
on
W ednesday.
In fact. “Unification" seem ed to
be the buzzword during the c o n
s u l’s address.
Wirth, the Midwest con su l for
eco n o m ic an d c u ltu r a l affairs,
sp ok e of the recent fall of oneparty com m unism ln Eastern E u
rope as partly due to the influence
W EST GERMAN CONSUL H e in z of the E uropean C om m unity, a
Wirth sa y s that a U nited S ta tes of c o n fed er a c y of tw elve p artner
E u rop e ls not u n fe a sib le . (Post states.
“What h ap p en ed in E astern
C rescent photo).
E u rop e d u r in g th e la st six
s e e s
o n e
G e r m a n y
m on th s w as partially c a u se d by
th e exam p le of th e EC. sa id
Wirth. “(The com m unist nations)
c e rta in ly realized th a t lf th ey
w a n ted to p a rticip a te in free
trade, they m ust change their s y s
tem towards dem ocracy."
The EC ls m oving tow ards a
breakdow n of trade barriers and
a com m on E u ropean cu rren cy,
said Wirth. The eventual u n ifica
tio n of the E u rop ean n a tio n s
could lead to a “United S ta tes of
Europe." he said.
T h e r e Is a strong feeling ln
the twelve sta te s of the EC that
they m u st bring their resou rces
togeth er tow ard s a u n ited E u
rope." said Wirth. T h is provides
the fram ew ork for overcom in g
the division of Europe."
A u n ited E urope, w ith 3 2 0
m illion co n su m ers, w ould be the
la rg est e c o n o m ic force on the
globe, said Wirth, who added that
experts in B r u sse ls are already at
work on a E uropean constitution
H ow ever, w h e th e r a c o h e siv e ,
fed era lly -stru ctu red Europe will
one day em erge is too early to see
at th is point, he said.
T he r e ce n t fall o f th e East
G erm an c o m m u n ist dictatorship
Is c h a r a c te r istic of th e spirit of
E u r o p e a n u n if ic a t io n , Wirth
said . He cited op p ressive travel
restrictio n s, a poor stan dard of
living, an d a d esire for freedom
a s th e c a u s e s b eh in d the over
throw .
Not only ls the E ast German
tu r n a r o u n d a s te p to w a rd s
dem ocracy. Wirth s a y s lt lt also a
step tow ards a unified Germany.
See CONSUL,
page 7
P o v o ln y . . .
“get acq u ain ted with the revolution" and to
help determ in e the “n e e d s the people have
after 4 0 years of isolation."
B ut the trip w as not all official b u sin e ss.
Povolny said he and h is wife. Joyce, “stole a
few d ays for fam ily and friends," includ ing a
trip to Brno see his brother.
"I w a s very happy of course to see m y fam
ily, where I grew up, and friends I had not seen
ln years," said Povolny.
Povolny’s visit attracted the a tten tion of
th e tele v isio n s ta tio n s and n e w sp a p er s In
C zechoslovakia, and Povolny said m any p eo
ple were an xiou s to see him.
“It seem ed h alf the village p assed through
our living room," he said . “People were w ak
ing u s up in the m orning on their way to work,
and w e’d be o ccu p ied until m idn ight every
day."
Povolny said the Czech people are “proud
of w hat they have done." referring to the m a ss
p r o te s ts and d e m o n str a tio n s ln Novem ber
and D ecem ber w hich toppled the C om m unist
governm ent. Povolny added that the people
are co n fid en t the revolu tion is irreversible,
Povolny sa id m ajor c o n c e r n s w hich he
and th e C ou ncil of Free C zechoslovak ia will
also try to ad d ress are the sh ortage of books
and Journals ln th e C zech libraries, and the
need for people to teach English.
He said it is a lso Im portant for u n iversi
tie s in W estern E urope an d in the United
S tates to develop stu dent exchange programs
T h a t is one way ln w hich Lawrence can
help the C zechs.- he said.
Povolny gave m u ch of the credit for the
s u c c e s s of the “velvet revolution" to the Czech
stu d en ts and young workers who “took a stand
against the regime" on the critical w eekend of
Nov. 17 and 18 and du rin g th e su b seq u en t
strikes and protests.
Povolny said he d o es not e x p e c t-o r even
w a n t- to play a m ajor role ln the new govern
m ent of C zechoslovak ia.
He p la n s to return to h is hom eland In May
or J u n e for anoth er official visit, and he has
also been invited to present a lecture or series
o f le c tu r e s at C z e c h o s lo v a k ia ’s M asaryk
University, where he earned his J.D . degree
"I’ll be ln touch with the country ," he said.
b ut there ls still som e fear am ong the people
a b ou t the str e n g th and In ten tion s of the
C om m u n ists.
Povolny said the major concern facing the
lead ers and people o f C zech oslovak ia right
now is m oving the country to free elections tn
April ln an orderly way so that the “political
spectrum does not get too fragmented."
T h e r e are about 3 5 parties already, but
about 3 0 will not c o u n t.“ said Povolny. T h er e
ls an u n d ersta n d a b le lack of experience in
d e m o cr a tic p r a c tic e s . It’s only b e e n two
m o n th s and a w eek sin ce the revolution b e
gan. and people m ust now learn how to orga
nize parties, m ake com prom ises, and so forth.
“But it (the political participation of the
C zechs) sh ow s the trem endous en th u siasm on
the part of the people to get involved.The other major co n cern s of the C zechs.
Povolny sa id , in clu d e Im proving the m a n
agem ent of the econom y, Increasing p rod u c
tivity, and estab lish in g a place for C zechoslo
vakia in the world market. He said the C zechs
w ant to estab lish econom ic relations with the
W est, but they do not want loans.
LU se n io rs face b e tte r m a rk e t
E P H R A IM ^ n
th a n m o st, s a y s C a re e r C e n te r
By Andy R u ts en d CPS
M ost ob serv ers agree
th at spring g rad u ates will
face a tigh t, co m p etitiv e
Job m arket. In contrast to
th e 1 9 8 8 -8 9 Job h u n tin g
se a so n , w h en stu d e n ts at
so m e s c h o o ls r e p o r te d
fieldin g m u ltip le offers, a
m ajor a n n u a l su rv ey of
g r a d s ’ Job p r o sp e c ts th is
year p r e s e n ts m u ch m ore
sober pictures.
M ichigan S tate Univer
sity, w h ich ask ed 4 7 9 key
c o rp o ra tio n s and em p loy
ers ab ou t their nationw ide
college grad hiring p lan s,
found the co m p a n ies fore
se e m ak in g 1 3 .3 percent
fewer Job offers to stu d en ts
th is year.
M ichigan S ta te survey
d ir ec to r P a trick S h e e t*
sa id c o m p a n ie s c ite d a
gloom y view of b u s in e s s
c o n d itio n s In 1990, m erg
ers and b u you ts. Increased
g lo b a l c o m p e titio n an d
slow er turn over of current
em p lo y ees a s the rea so n s
they have had to cu t back
th e ir h irin g p la n s s in c e
1 9 8 8 -8 9 . “It’s going to be a
big gam e of m u sical chairs,
and som ebody ls surely go
in g to lo s e out." s a id
Sheetz.
num ber that appeared last
year.
Lampe e s tim a te s that
nearly 2 0 0 m em bers of the
sen io r c la s s have already
researched potential career
o p p o r tu n itie s. R ecru iters
visiting c a m p u ses are also
being more selective than
in the past she said.
Sheetz surveyed six re
g io n s, and said the b est
place to look for Jobs will
be ln the Sou th w est. Next
b est ls the N ortheast, fol
low ed by th e S o u th e a st,
N orth-Central, S o u th -C en
tral and N orthw est states.
Lampe adds that m id-w est
ern grads are In dem and
becau se they are reputed to
p o s s e s s an excellent work
e’t htc.
E m p lo y ers sa id th ey
would offer 1989-90 b ach e
lor’s degree g rad u ates av-
Carol Lam pe, D irector
of C areer P la n n in g an d
P lacem ent, d isa g rees with
th e p e s s im is tic M ichigan
S ta te a s s e s s m e n t . S h e
b a se s her Judgem ent upon
two observations: that th is
year’s sen iors are pursuing
Job o p p o r t u n itie s w ith
greater fervency th a n in
any previous year, and that
th e n u m b e r of Job r e
cruiters appearing on c a m
p u s th is year ls double the See CAREERS,
page 7
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F r id a y , J a n u a r y 2 6 . 1 9 9 0
F o ru m : le a rn in g d isa b iltie s
c a n b e a n ‘i n v i s i b l e h a n d i c a p '
By Jim H olthaus
Sources: The Minneapolis Star Tribune. 77u* .\cw York
Times. Newsweek. Time. The Washington Post
MOSCOW. U SSR —After several days of ethnic v io
lence in Soviet Azerbaijan w hich led to the d ea th s
of m ore than 129 people. Soviet President Mikhail
G orbachev sen t in th o u s a n d s of troop s and a r
m ored veh icles to help bring an end to the violence.
The arm y is facin g A rm enian and A zerbaijani
g r o u p s arm ed w ith a u to m a tic w e a p o n s, rocket
la u n c h e r s, arm ored v e h ic le s an d . accord in g to
som e reports, helicop ters. Maj. Gen. Yuri K csolapov. com m ander of the Soviet troops in the area,
called the situ ation “civil war."
SAN SALVADOR. EL SALVADOR A civilian Judge
ruled that sufficient evidence e x ists to personally
arrest a colon el, three other officers, and five s o l
diers on charges of prem editated m urder for the 16
N ovem ber 1989 a s s a ss in a tio n of six J e s u .ts and
two others, If found guilty, they could be sen ten ced
to 3 0 years in Jail.
JERUSALEM. ISRAEL-*Israeli au thorities arrested
w ithout charge Faisal H usselni. an East Jeru salem
activ ist w ho h a s b ecom e a popu lar P a lestin ia n
leader In the West Bank. A ju d ge Issued an order
w hich w ould allow the police to hold H u sseln i for
four days.
NEW DELHI. INDIA—At least 25 people were killed
and 6 0 w ounded w hen Indian Army troops opened
lire on d em onstrators defying curfew* ln the city of
Srinagar ln the Kashmir.
MIAMI, FL—The m ilitary governm ent of Haiti h a s
begun to expel political leaders after a state of siege
w a s declared. H aitian leader Lieut. Gen. Prosper
Avril, who seized power 16 m o n th s ago. said the
sta te of siege w a s “to protect dem ocratic accom
p lish m en ts against terrorism .- O pposition leaders
claim that G en. Avril is p lan n in g to avoid e le c
tion s sch ed u led for April of th is year.
WASHINGTON, DC—After being arrested for sm o k
ing crack cocain e. W ashington. DC m ayor Marlon
Barry a n n o u n c ed that he had “w eak n esses" but
that lte would seek help for them Barry declined to
com m ent If he had a drug problem.
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G iftw a r e , B r a s s w a r e ,
By Anne Knlpe
"Never lightly d is m is s
any stu dent." said Harriet
W. Sheridan, w ho m et with
faculty and the Com m ittee
on L earn in g D is a b ilitie s
last w eek to d is c u s s alter
n a tiv e w a y s o f lea rn in g
and how to provide an ef
fective e d u c a tio n a l e n v i
ron m en t.
B rin g in g S h e r id a n , a
p rofessor o f E n g lish and
the Director for the C enter
for th e A d v a n cem en t of
College T eaching at Brown
U n iversity, to the c a m p u s
w a s o n e of th e prim ary
goals of the com m ittee.
Created last spring by a
g r a ss-r o o ts poll from s t u
d e n ts and con cern ed fa c
ulty. the com m ittee Is d e
velop in g printed m aterial
d e t a ilin g
I n fo r m a tio n a l
reso u rces on c a m p u s and
also sh ap in g a system that
w ou ld a s s u r e n e c e s s a r y
and reason ab le a ccom m o
d a tio n s for s tu d e n ts with
learning d isa b ilities.
According to Geoff G a
je w s k i. D ir e cto r of th e
Writing Lab and a m em ber
of the com m ittee, the group
ls responding to the ethical
and legal r e sp o n sib ilitie s
Lawrence h a s for a ssistin g
learning disabled stu d en ts.
C o m m itte e c h a ir p e r
son and A ssociate D ean of
S t u d e n t s For A ca d em ic
A d visin g M arty H em w all
sa y s that section 504 of the
R e h a b ilit a t io n Act r e
q u ires s c h o o ls to provide
equal a c c e ss to educational
program s and "educational
en v iro n m en ts."
A ccording to P.L. 9 4 142 E d u c a tio n for all
H andicapped C hildren, an
{ a d e q u a te le a r n in g e n v i
r o n m e n t w o u ld in c lu d e
' r e a so n a b le a c c o .n m o d a
Imported Jewelry
“ T h ere
are
som e
stu d e n ts who genuinely
need to h a v e s p e c if ic
learning e n v ir o n m e n ts .”
- Debby Lippa
O ne o f th e s tu d e n t
m em bers of the com m ittee.
Debbie Lippa. explains that
m any stu d e n ts have a
s e n s e of stu d y c o n d itio n s
that are p erson ally e ffec
tive for them , but sh e said
"There are som e s tu d e n ts
w h o g e n u in e ly n eed
to
have sp ecific learning e n
vironm ents."
"Learning disabilities."
Lippa e x p la in s, “are valid
d isa b ilities and do not a f
fect in telligen ce" but re
flect d ifficu lties with par
t ic u la r a p p r o a c h e s to
learn in g.
EJefore h er d ifficu lty
with reading and articu lat
ing her und erstan d in g w as
id e n tifie d a s D y s le x ia .
Lippa “d id n ’t th in k a c
c o m m o d a tio n s were leg it
im ate th in g s to a sk for."
Sm all c h a n g e s in teaching
and stu d y in g ap p roach es,
however, can “m ake a s ig
n ific a n t d iffe r e n c e " to
learning disabled stu d e n ts
and allow them to exp ress
their potential.
For lea rn in g d isa b led
s tu d e n ts. “The c h a n c e s of
m akin g m ista k es ls sig n if
ican tly greater o u tsid e of
th ese co n d itio n s.- sh e said.
S o m e p o s s ib le m e a
su r e s that w ould help s t u
d en ts adapt to c la s s m a te
rial Include tape recording
le c t u r e s , lo o k in g over
other stu dent s notes, par
ticipating in stu d y groups,
tu to r in g , an d
u tiliz in g
m u lti-sen sory teaching a p
proaches.
A c o m m o n p ro b lem .
D yslexia, w h ich Sh erid an
called “the Invisible h a n d
icap." in v o lv e s d ifficu lty
reading and writing; a s t u
den t w ith D y sle x ia m ay
c o n fu se sp e llin g s, reverse
letters and add or drop sy l
lab les.
A n o th e r
p r e v a le n t
problem is D ysgraphia. an
Inertia again st the act of
writing. Although stu d e n ts
m ay a r tic u la te c o n c e p ts
very w e ll. H em w all e x
plain s. w riting ls difficult,
r e s u lt in g In “c r a m p e d ,
tig h t , a lm o s t
Illegible
hand w riting."
For s t u d e n t s
w ith
D y sle x ia or D y sg ra p h ia .
untlm ed te sts and Isolated
testin g situ a tio n s give the
necessary tim e to read the
q u e stio n s and the ch a n ce
to ap p roach th e m aterial
in a w ay that w ork s for
them . VocalL/.lng thought
while writing, for exam ple,
m ay facilitate the w riting
process. The option of typ
ing an exam in ste a d of
hand w riting It a lso would
p rovid e a n a lte r n a tiv e ,
k in esth etic approach.
H em wall s a y s the th is
s p r in g
th e c o m m it t e e
hopes to subm it to the fac
u lty th e final draft of a
w ritten proposal detailin g
the im plem entation of rea
so n a b le a c c o m m o d a tio n s
for lea rn in g -d isa b led s t u
dents.
p re c ia iio n
S carves and B ags
J
tio n s for s t u d e n t s w ith
lea rn in g d isa b ilitie s.
To
com p ly w ith th e s e s t a n
dards and to give learningd isab led s tu d e n ts the o p
portu n ity to exh ib it their
u n d ersta n d in g and p o te n
tial. the com m ittee is d e
velop in g a list of r e a so n
ab le a c c o m m o d a tio n s to
form
c o n d itio n s
th a t
w ould appeal to learningd isab led s tu d e n ts ’ u n c o n
v e n tio n a l a p p r o a c h e s to
m a teria l.
___ _______ j _
ta
I
lere _ y
p u b l i c l y a p p reciales
. _______
R e s i d e n t s , o n ike <i.9th d a y o
ike 2 0 t k
century.
J a n u a r y in the 9 0 t h
T h i s c e l e b r a t i o n attests to th
s i a s m a n d d e t e r m i n a t i o n e x h i b i t e d thu s
10-8
T U ES. W E D . S A T — 1 0 6
T H U R S . FRI — 10-9
S U N D A Y — 12-4
M O N D A Y
—
p e r f o r m a n c e of H e a d R e s i d e n t dutiles
For th# finast In I mp o r t s
HARDLY EVER
109 E. College Ave, Appleton
731-2885
"Hey, wait a minute. I just came in here
for c littie wood work, not a sermon!"
mmm 4%%T * 1
ar ln the
If you come in for a sermon,
we promise not to give you
wood work.
Emmanuel United Methodist
Church -740 E. College Ave,
just across from Downer.
Refreshing Worship
9:00 and 11:15 Sundays
From Th» Good Book c 1970. 1972 by D«vk) Evots
Uaad by
o> lha pubfcsrar Pnca Slam. SJoar
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F r id a y , J a n u a r y 2 6 , 1 9 9 0
M u ch A d o A b o u t
N o th in g : s o l d
TRIVIA GRAND MASTERS Mike Engelson and Larry Dahlke will preside over
Lawrence’s 25th annual Midwest Trivia Contest, featuring stupid m usic, stupid
questions, and yes. an occasional stupid person (Dan Marshall photo).
Assignment: Trivia
By Kris Howard
T h is w eek I gol a
pretty tough assignm ent:
a story on Trivia. Now,
th o se of you w ho have
been here more th a n 11
m o n th s
are
s a y in g .
“W hat’s so hard ab ou t
th a t--e v e ry b o d y k n o w s
about Trivia." And those
of you w h o h a v e n ’t are
saying, “Why did sh e cap
italize that *t?"
See w hat I m ean?
In an attem pt to do
s o m e t h in g in te r e s tin g
and u n iq u e—and b ecau se
I got tired of listen in g to
Larry D a h lk e ’s a n sw e r
ing m a c h in e —I looked to
som e b ack is s u e s of T h e
L a w r e n tia n for insplrat ion.
The first few y ea rs of
T rivia c o v e r a g e w ere
pretty interesting, but by
the tim e the contest had
entered its third year, it
b e c a m e c le a r that all
Trivia s to r ie s are th e
sam e.
T h ey sta rt off w ith
so m e th in g lik e. “At 10
p.m . th is evening. WLFM
w ill
k ic k
o ff
its
u m p teen th an n u al Trivia
Weekend."
T h is year m ark s the
2 5 th tim e L aw ren tian s
have g o n e th rou gh 50
s le e p le s s h ou rs of n o n
se n se and bad m u sic, so
th e y ’ll p ro b a b ly h ave
som e su ita b le com m en ts
for the occasion.
Of course, w hen I say
they. I’m referring to the
Trivia M asters, a group
of generally crazy people
who are the gu ru s behind
t h is w h o le o p e r a tio n .
T h is year’s grand m a s
ter s are Larry D ah lk e
and Mike Engelson.
M ost
a r t i c le s
on
T r iv ia
c o n ta in
a
“veritab le plethora"
of
q u otes from the m asters- e n t h u s i a s t i c d e s c r ip
tio n s like “T rivia’s the
greatest thin g sin ce Liberace left M enasha."
S o, w h at e x a ctly is
T riv ia l tid - b its
T riv ia ? W ell, i t ’s 5 0
h ou rs of q u e stio n s and
a n s w e r s , p o in t s an d
prizes, and stupid m usic.
David Pfleger. a m a s
ter from ’6 7 . d escrib ed
th e q u estion s: “We will
h ave q u e s tio n s for all
seg m en ts of the listen ing
a u d ie n c e , from tee n y b o p p er s to Fred A llen
fans."
And. for th ose of you
w ho are su re that Fred
A llen’s identity w ill pop
into your head Just a s you
are trying to get to sleep
to n ig h t, th e w o r d s of
Tony W elh ou se, m aster
in ’73: “The best kind of
q u e s t io n is th e k in d
th a t’s ju s t ofT th e tip of
everybody’s tongue."
W ho a n s w e r s th e se
q u estio n s? Well, team s.
T eam s from on and off
c a m p u s with n a m e s like
H om eless Y uais Living in
B o n a s t it u d e , th e A r
m a d illo
A p p r e c ia tio n
S o c ie ty . N u de W atersk le r s for C h rist, and
See TRIVIA, page 7
a b o u t T riv ia
J a m Team : a fake name used by teams who are calling in simply to
prevent other teams from getting through.
G arruda: one oi the more difficult questions which comes at the
end of the contest.
Ihe tiist and last Questions are super
garrudas. and the answer to the first is lectures o f the Function of
the Main Food-Digesting Glands.
A c tio n Q u e stio n : a question that can only be answered if team
members leave their lounges, i.e. How many inches wide is
College Avenue?
P o p e P o n tiu s P age th e O ne Q u artereth : an alias for Larry Page.
Director of Broadcasting.
“D e a d P u p p i e s ”: The best of the many stupid songs played
between questions. Other hits include “Work the Beef’ and “My
name is Larry."
o u t
------------ ------------ ---------------- lo v ers get to g eth er.
It’s
By Maria S ch w efel
very funny." he added.
______________________
A lthough one m ay find
the witty hum or attractive.
S aturday n ig h t’s pre- M iddleton fe e ls the inters e n ta tlo n o f M u c h A d o estin g part of the story lies
A b o u t N o th in g ,
on e of w ith in th e ch a r a c te r s and
S h a k esp ea re’s more popu- their rela tio n sh ip s,
lar com edies, at Lawrence’s
“T he w hole play h a s a
C loak T h eatre h a s b e e n n ice, h o lid a y atm osp h ere
sold out.
to it," he sa id . “War h as
D irector J o h n M iddle- ju s t en d ed and th in g s are
ton. a Law rence s tu d e n t, b u zzin g, like the first day
fe e ls th e sh o w ls u n lik e of su m m e r v a ca tio n w hen
m o st o f S h a k e s p e a r e ’s you were a kid," he said,
com ed ies.
M id d leto n h a s previ“U su a lly
th e a c to r s o u s ly d ir ec ted p la y s for
leave the set and go to som e both Law rence and Applem agical wood or en ch an ted to n ’s C om m u n ity Theatre,
forest and then return." he He a p p r o a c h e s h is directsaid . “T his is a fairly bare m g w ith a h a n d s-o ff attista g e with e n tr a n c e s an d tude toward the sm aller deexlts from four places."
tails of a sh ow and Instead
M id d le to n s a id th e c o n cen tra tes on presenting
sh ow is ab ou t two yo u n g the final product,
lovers. Ann Marie H eim an
“i d o n ’t get very deep
and Andy Jen rlch play the into one a sp ect of a show
lovers, while their two best it’s up to the actors and defr le n d s are p la y e d by sig n e r s to do the focu sed
J a c q u e T roy a n d Tim work, and th en I put it all
W hitcom b. The cast of 13 to g e th e r in to a p erfo r
a t o r s d ou b les up on parts m ance." he explained,
to play about 2 0 different
“We h ad four w eeks to
ch aracters.
put lt up, so it’s been real
“T h is sh ow is not s u s - quick. B ut w e’re taking a
penseful." M iddleton said , b ite ou t o f it and seein g
"The attraction lies in th e what we ca n do with it." he
c le v e r n e s s o f h ow th e said .
S e p ik
a r t e x h ib it
fe a tu re s
a rtifa c ts
By C atherine Boos
The current exhibit in
the W rlston Art C enter is a
collection of Sepik art and
artifacts from P apua New
G uin ea. The p ie ce s, pro
duced largely in th is c e n
tu ry--m ost no longer th an
50 years ago - -represent the
variety of r e lig io u s a n d
d o m e stic o b je cts still In
u se today.
The pieces are m ade of
tra d itio n a l w ood or cla y
with d ecoration s of g ra ss,
hair, s e a s h e lls . and d o g s’
teeth. The exhibit exem plllies a lew of the m any re
gional sty le s that exist in
New Guinea.
The collection w a s d o
n ated to L aw ren ce’s A n
thropology dep artm en t in
1982 by three alu m n i. G.
J a c k G evaart. *55. Carol
C olossey Gevaart. ’58. and
J. R u ssell Polzini. ’53. who
w ere r e s id e n t s in th e
Jan esville-B eloit area s u p
porting ex p ed ition s in the
Sepik region.
M ost of the exh ib it ls
filled with sp iritu al or v o
tive w orks. The people of
New G uinea produce them
tor trade, but they m ust be
desacrallzed first.
The S ep ik religion is
b a se d on a n im a lism and
th e b e lie f th at a dynam ic
or p sych ic force ls present
in all th in gs.
The trem en d o u s detail
in th e p ie c e s a n d th e
p h o t o s in th e e x h ib it
illu str a te th e im p ortan ce
of art In the Sepik culture.
M uch tim e and effort w as
given to the m aking of each
object.
At 3 p.m . S un day. Jan.
2 8 . there will be a lecture
on S ep ik art an d cu ltu re
given by K athleen Barlow
of G u sta v u s A d op h u s
U niversity, w ho also wrote
th e e s s a y for th e e x
h ib ition ’s catalogu e. A re
cep tio n will follow with a
s p e c ia l m u s ic a l p erfo r
m a n ce by D an e R icheson
and h is s tu d e n ts. All are
w elcom e.
C a m p u s N ew s
Page 7
Friday. January 26. 1990
S ch u b ert ...
A frica.
W arch fu rth er added
that Lawrence in v ests only
(Continued from page 1)
in “r e s p o n s ib le " fir m s
w
h ich adhere to a s ta t e
b ase to build on with Andy
m
en t of p rin cip les origi
(G ussert] and Paul A lex’s
nally
stated by Rev. S u lli
work." he said . "There are
van
w a y s in w h ic h w e c a n
m ake LUCC stronger a s it
related to the stu d e n ts and
faculty."
Also on the ballot w as a (continued from page 1)
referen d u m c a llin g for a
greater role in the budget
H ighlighting the p oliti
p ro cess for the vice p resi cal pow er of the abortion
d e n t. tr e a su r e r , an d fi iss u e . Mary King of W is
nan ce secretary. The refer con sin Right to Life and the
endum
p a s s e d a lm o s t lead er of the m arch c o m
u n a n im o u sly .
m ittee. said there is “no
other iss u e that confron ts
ca n d id a tes of the n in eties'
like abortion.
The rally at the co u rt
h o u se
called for s u p
port for the original form
p a n e l d is c u s s io n w ith of W isc o n sin le g isla tu r e
C oap s S h u p in g. a m em ber bill A B -38, w h ich w ould
of th e o u tla w e d A frican require p aren tal c o n se n t
N a tio n a l C o n g r e s s , an d for a m inor to have an
D a v id M e s s e n b e in g , a ab ortion .
p ro m in en t anti-A p arth eid
activist and film director.
S h u p in g will a lso p re
sen t a sp eech . “The struggle
of D efian ce and H istory of
the ANC" on Saturday at 3
erage startin g sa la r ie s of
p.m . tn Riverview.
W hen ask ed how m uch $ 2 5,256. a 3.3 percent Jump
m o n ey L aw rence h a s in from la st year’s average.
v e ste d in c o m p a n ie s that M ich ig a n S t a te ’s stu d y
do b u s i n e s s in S o u th found.
T he re la tiv e ly sm a ll
A frica. W arch resp o n d ed
salary
rises and limp job
that he d id n ’t have th o se
opportunities
seem to stem
figures at hand , but added
that th e am ount of m oney from an a ttitu d e c h a n g e
w h ich L aw rence h a s in from ’8 8 - ’8 9 w hen em ploy
v e s te d in firm s th a t do ers. worried there w ouldn’t
b u s in e s s in S ou th Africa be enough grads to hire ln
h a s g o n e dow n over tim e the future, scrambled to get
b e c a u s e of the in creasin g the b est p ro sp ects. T h is
n u m b er of firm s that have year, m any of the biggest
c e a se d to in vest in South firms are cutting back.
R oe...
LAAFD . . .
C a re e rs...
T riv a . . .
even
th e
R oyal
Leprechaun B u nting S o
ciety.
The first Trivia c o n
test w a s w on by Plantz
Hall (the n a m es started
out pretty dull). The final
q u e stio n ?
“W hat's th e
phone num ber of the New
York Theatre w here the
widow of H um phrey B og
art is cu rren tiy a p p ea r
ing?" How d oes anyone
ever a n sw er a q u e stio n
like th at? In 1971 a li
brarian n oted th at "40
referen ce b o o k s w h ic h
had d isap p eared m y ste
r io u sly over th e w e e k
end" w ere retu rn ed on
M onday.
And how to keep the
o th er te a m s from a n
sw ering? A group of Phi
T au s th ou gh t th ey had
th e so lu tio n on e year-they sen t chocolate cook
ies laced w ith E x-lax to
the com p etition. But as
the Trivia Credo clearly
s ta te s . "Trivia ls m eant
to be entertain m en t and
s h o u ld
b e p e r c e iv e d
solely in that light. C o n
duct contrary to th is gov
erning cred o will be an
Infraction of the rules."
T he str a te g y w h ich
has proven most s u c c e s s
ful involves lots of p e o
p le. p izza, an d P ep si.
Norbert Q. Plotz (no. I
d on ’t believe that is h is
real n am e, but he w a s
Trtvla M aster In ’78) gave
som e
tim e le s s advice:
“D o n ’t worry about th at
C haney
m id te r m .
C h an ey g iv es m id term s
th ree tim e s a year and
Trivia co m e s but once."
I co u ld n ’t end th is ar
ticle w ith o u t q u otin g at
least on e Trivia M aster
who graduated but never
left: S tep h en J . S iegel-"Trivia Is now la rg er
th an life."
T u n e in to WLFM.
91.1 FM. th is w eekend
b e c a u s e " h u m an s have
been c a ta lo g in g u s e le s s
data in an en d less flurry .
. . from the King’s lists of
the E gyptians to the New
York
te le p h o n e d ir ec
tory." and som e bit of
u s e le s s d a ta In yo u r
brain m ight Just be the
answ er.
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T h e G erm ans are on e
people, with the sam e la n
guage. the sam e culture, the
sam e h istory, and a lso a
com m on d esire for fre e
dom . as the ev en ts of the
p r e v io u s
year
have
shown." said Wirth.
R ecent
p o lls
have
show n 30 percent to 4 0 per
cent of East G erm ans are
in favor of unification, but
Wirth sa id th at th e r e
c e n tly -lib e r a te d g o v e r n
m en t “m u st be free to
choose it’s own destiny" in
the m on th s to com e, e s p e
cially on May 6. w hen East
Germ any will hold its first
free e le c tio n s in n early
half a century.
W irth, a career d ip lo
m at. h a lls from a sm a ll
village o u tsid e B onn. He
stu d ie d political s c ie n c e ,
sociology, and e c o n o m ic s
at the University of Bonn.
Wirth. w ho w a s previ
o u s ly
s ta tio n e d
in
Ethiopia, h a s two years left
on his current assign m en t.
He is based at the M idw est
ern G erm an C o n su la te in
Chicago.
A n d y T h e M an of V isio n
(s u n g to the tune o f
“ R u d o lp h the R e d -N o sed R e in d e e r ”)
You know Alex and Schubert and Riky and Chuckie
Snakey and Huglen and Rosie and Bunte
But do you recall...
The most famous Lawrentian of all?
Andy the Man of Vision
Had a very cushy job
And if you ever had it
You would say he was no slob
All of the campus leaders
Used to laugh at LUCC
They never gave Andy credit
“What do you expect from a S p e e 9"
Then one night in winter term
Someone wrote to say
“Andy you’re so wonderful
You deserve a holiday"
So three weeks from now we’ll cheer him
A gavel-banger who stands tall
Andy, the motion s carried
For the campus, you've done it all.
Page 8
E n te r ta in m e n t/F e a tu r e s
Jan. 26, 1990
Book Review
The Monkey Wrench Gang Rides again
By David K ueter
"D e stro y in g e y e s o r e s Is slm
p ly a n o th e r w a y o f c r e a tin g
beauty, a n d E d w a rd A b b e y ’s d e d
ica te d c r e w a re m a s te r s o f th is
p a r tic u la r R e n a is s a n c e .
Of
course, w h a t th e M o n ke y W rench
G a n g d o e s is o u tr a g e o u s , unA m eric a n a n d inim ical to th e s a
c re d c o n c e p t o f p r o p e rty , a n d I
th o r o u g h ly c o n d e m n th e m . I f
u n c h e c k e d , th e y m a y e v e n sta rt
d u m p in g te a in to B o s to n h a r
bo r..."
-Richard Bradford
“...e a c h n e w b o o k m a y be m y
la st (fo r w h o k n o w s ? A n d one
d o e s gro w w e a r y a n y w a y o f th is
in fe rn a l s c rib b lin g )...”
-Edward A tlx y
The cry g o es up. One can hear
it drifting th ro u g h th e literary
world, w h ich m o u rn s the lo ss of
one of its finest contributors, the
heir to T h oreau. It h a u n ts th e
d ream s o f d ev elo p ers and c o n
su m e r s w ho view th e u n ta m ed
w est a s m erely an untapp ed re
sou rce in th e w ay of h u m an e x
pansion. It brings hope to the tor
tured so u ls o f J o h n W esley Powell
and oth ers w h o se n a m es are im
m ortalized in the d ed ica tio n s of
hew n
fo re sts
and
flo o d e d
ca n y o n s.
But m ost of all, the cry reverb a te s triu m p h a n tly w est of the
Rockies. It ca n be found scraw led,
in w a r n in g , in th e b a th ro o m
s ta lls of ou r N ational Parks. It
can be seen leading on the m em
bers of Earth First! a s they m arch
to place th e m se lv e s betw een the
gaping m aw s of civilization and
the land they love. It can be heard
e c h o in g
g l e e f u l ly
o ff
th e
sa n d sto n e w alls of the c a n y o n s
of the Colorado Plateau.
H a y d u k e Lives!
George W ashington H ayduke.
the Irrepressible, fo u l-m ou th ed ,
unheroic hero of Edward Abbcv's
L i f e
1975 novel T h e M o n k e y W rench
Gang, is back. In H a y d u k e Lives!,
the last book Abbey wrote before
h is d ea th la st M arch. H ayduke
retu rn s from se em in g d eath to
pull the m em b ers of the M onkey
Wrench G ang - A.K. “Doc" Sarvis
M .D., B o n n ie A bbzug. J o s e p h
“S eld om Seen" S m ith - ou t of
their regu lar, com fortab le lives
for one final m ission .
For B ish o p J . D u d ley Love
and the Search and R escue Team
have returned, bringing in their
w ake the u ltim ate earth-m oving
m ach in e. GOLIATH, to m ake th e
A m erica n S o u th w e s t sa fe for
u r a n iu m m in e s a n d H olid ay
In n s.
F o r tu n a te ly , th e M on k ey
W rench G an g d o e s not sta n d
alone. F ighting at th eir sid e are
the m em bers of Earth First!
Earth First! ls a tru e-life or
g a n iz a tio n c o n s is t in g of a n a r
c h is t s . tr e e -h u g g e r s . n u d is t s ,
m o u n ta in m en . flow er ch ild ren
and p se u d o -in te lle c tu a ls, ju s t to
nam e a few. The novel T he M on
k e y W rench G ang w a s the In sp i
r a tio n for th e g r o u p , w h ic h
s p o u s e s a sim ple philosophy: no
com prom ise ln defen se of Earth.
A b bey ta k e s ln strid e th e
dilem m a of w riting about an or
ganization w hich w a s inspired by
his own w ritings. With no trace of
van ity or fa lse m o d esty , he In
clu d e s h is own sta tem en ts am ong
ih e in s p ir a t io n a l s lo g a n s o f
Earth First! Abbey even g o es so
iar a s to have H ayduke own an
actu al copy (albeit dogeared and
filled w ith se a rin g co m m en ta ry
by th e activist) o f T h e M o n k e y
W rench G ang. Any con trad iction
ls cleared up by a statem ent at the
beginning o f T h e M o n ke y W rench
G a n g s ta tin g th a t th e b ook ,
“th o u g h fic tio n a l in form , is
b a sed strictly on h istorical fact.
Everything in it ls real and a c tu
ally h a p p en ed . And it all b egan
Just one year from today."
A s in m o st o f h is n o v e ls.
A bbey’s ow n view point ca n often
See HAYDUKE.
page 9
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Trivia questions you probably won’t hear on
WLFM
10. How m any pages In the A riel have Molly
A nderson’s p ictu re on them ?
9. Action question: Find Steve Siegel a job.
8. Will my disks go floo if I take them
th ro u g h ?
7. Action question: Steal Rosie, retu rn
through cam pus mail, no questions asked.
6. How m uch will the tru ste e s raise tuition
th is year?
5. W hat’s the carbon half-life of Zuchini Oat
Flake Bake?
4. Why?
3. W hat’s the phone n u m b er of the gas
statio n th a t Andy G u ssert pum ped gas at
d u rin g th e su m m er of 1988?
2. W hat’s th e m onthly death-toll of fish in
th e Fox River (round off your answer to the
n e a re st th o u san d )?
1. S u p er G arruda: W hat is the Latin name for
th e d ru g th a t th e arch itect w as taking when
he designed th e a r t center?
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Mr. Language Person fields questions
By Dave Barry
Dave Barry has been a writer for the Miami
Herald
since
1983.
A g rad u ate
of
O nce a g a in we arc p leased to present Haverford College, he has written a number
M ister Language Person, the in tern ation ally- of popular books, Including B a b la s a n d
and D a v e B a rry
r e c o g n iz e d e x p e r t an d a u th o r of the O th e r H a za rd s o f S a x
auth oritative “Oxford Cambridge Big Book o’
G ram m ar.*
Q.
W hat ls th e d ifferen ce b e tw een
“criteria" and "criterion"?
A. T h ese often-confused words belong to a
fam ily that gram m arian s call “m etronom es."
m ean ing ‘w ords that have the sam e beginning
but lay eggs underwater." The sim plest way to
tell them apart is to rem em ber that "criteria"
ls u s e d in th e follow ing type of sentence:
“W hen c h o o sin g a can didate for the United
S ta te s C on gress, the m ain criteria ls. hair “
W hereas "Criterion" ls a kind of car.
Q. What ls the correct way to spell words?
A. English spelling ls unusual because our
la n g u a g e ls a rich verbal tap estry woven
togeth er from th e ton gu es of the Greeks, the
L atins, the A ngles, the K laxtons, the Celtics,
the 7 6 e r s and m any other ancient peoples, all
of w hom had severe drinking problems.
Look at the spelling they cam e up with for
"colonel" (w h ich ls a c tu a lly p ron ou n ced
"lieutenant"): or “hors d ’oeuvres" or "Cyndl
Lauper." It Is no w onder that young people
today have so m uch trouble learning to spell:
S tu d y after stu d y sh o w s that young people
today have the intelligence of Brillo. This is
why It’s so im portant that we old folks te.n h
th em th e old reliable spelling rule that we
learned as children, namely:
"I" before "C." Or w hen followed by “T .“
O’er th e ram parts we w atched. Not excluding
Joint taxp ayers filing singly.
EXCEPTION: "Suzl's All-Nlte E-Z DriveThru D onut Shoppe."
Q. What the heck are “ramparts" anyway?
A. They are parts of a ram. and they were
co n sid er e d a great delicacy ln th ose days.
People u sed to watch o’er them.
; V :l JI
S le p t Hera: A S o rt o f H isto ry o f th e U nited
S ta te s .
In 1 9 8 8 , Barry w a s aw arde the
Pulitzer Prize for co m m e n ta ry , b a se d on
his colum ns written for the Herald.
The
W a s h in g to n J o u r n a l i s m
R e v i e w s ' 1989
R e a d e r s ' poll nam ed Barry a s the best
humor columnist In America.
Q. How do you speak French?
A. French ls very easy to speak. The secret
is, no m atter what anybody s a y s to you. you
answ er. “You're wrong." but you say lt with
your tongue way back in gargle position and
your lips pouted way out like y o u ’re sucking
grits through a hose, so lt so u n d s sort of like
this: "Urrrrooonnngggg." Example:
FRENCH PERSON: Ou est la p olsson de
m on harm onica? ("How about them Toronto
Blue Jays?")
YOU: Urrrrooonnngggg.
FRENCH PERSON: Quel un moron! ("Good
point!")
Q. I know th ere’s a difference ln proper
u s a g e b e tw e e n " co m p a red w ith" an d
“compared to" but I don’t care
A. It depends on the context.
Q. Please explain punctuation?
A. It w ould be "my pleasure." The m ain
pun ctuation m arks are the period, the com a,
the colon el, the sem ico lo n el, the probation
mark, the catastrophe, the eclipse, the Happy
Face and the box w here the person c h e c k s
"yes" to receive m ore in form ation .
You
should place th ese m arks in your sen ten ces at
regular intervals to indicate to your reader
that som e kind of p u n ctu a tio n ls occurring.
Consider these exam ples.
WRONG: O Romeo. Romeo, wherefore art
thou Romeo?
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Q. D oes anybody b e sid es total Jerks ever
use the phrase "as lt were"?
A. No.
Q. What is the correct form of encouraging
“chatter" that b a seb a ll m flelders sh ou ld yell
to the pitcher?
A. They should yell: “Hum babe hum babe
hum babe HUM BABE HUM BABE.“
Q. May they also yell: “Shoot that ball m
there shoot lt shoot lt SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT
WAY TO SHOOT BABE GOOD HOSE ON THAT
SHOOTER"?
A. They m ost certainly may.
Q. What is the difference b etw een "take"
and "bring"?
A. “Take" ls a transitory verb that is u sed
in sta te m e n ts su c h as “He up and took off."
“Bring" ls a consum ptive injunction and m ust
be u sed a s follows: “We brung som e stew ed
ram parts to Aunt V espa but sh e w as already
dead so we ate them ourselfs “
Q.
W hat ls P resid en t B u s h ’s n ative
language?
A. He d oesn’t have one.
TODAY’S LANGUAGE TIP: A good way to
im press people su ch as your b o ss Is to develop
a “Pow er Vocabulary" by u sin g big w ords.
C onsider th is example:
YOU: Good morning. Mr. Joh n son .
YOUR BOSS: Good morning. Ted.
(O bviously y o u ’re not m aking m u ch of an
Im pression here. Your nam e isn't even "Ted."
Now w atch the differen ce that a cou p le of
Power Vocabulary words can make:)
YOU: Good m orning. Mr. J o h n so n , you
hem orrhoidal infrastructure.
YOUR BOSS: What?
YOU GOT A QUESTION FOR MISTER
LANGUAGE PERSON?
We are not surprised.
H ayduke . . .
be found com ing from the
m ou th s of h is h eroes. As
Seldom Seen Sm ith sp ea k s
d u r in g a p o k e r g a m e .
“People are no dam n good
Take ’em on e at a tim e,
they’re all right. Even fam
ilies. B ut b u n ch 'em up.
herd ’em together, get ’em
organized and well fed and
branded and ear-n otch ed
and m o v in g o u t. th e n
they’re the m eanest ugliest
greediest stupidest dangerest breed of b east in the
whole solar system far a s I
know."
The writing style ls. as
one grow s to expect from
A b b ey , s u p e r b .
N ev er
know n for follow ing liter
ary co n v e n tio n -- he once
c o m m issio n ed a friend in
the Hell’s A ngels to do a re
view of Z en a n d th e A rt o f
M o to rc y cle M a in te n a n c e ,
which he th en p assed on to
h is
p u b I ls h e r s - - A b b e y
un ash am ed ly, through h is
narrative and h is c h a r a c
ters, rev ea ls h is idolatry
tow ards th e fem ale form.
The c h a r a c te r s are raw,
bigoted, se x ist, lu stfu l, o b
s e s s iv e . s e lf-d e s tr u c tiv e ,
yet still un d en iab ly heroic.
A lthough In part based
upon real people, the ch ar
a cters of A bbzug, Sarvls,
Sm ith and J a ck . The Lone
Ranger, a lb eit en d earin g,
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For
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in
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F r a n k e n s t e in 's m o n s te r
ca lle d E arth F irst!, h a s
p la c e d
th e d e m e n te d ,
ven gefu l brain o f G eorge
W ashington H ayduke, le t
ting loose upon the u n s u s
pecting world a stream of
eco-w arrlors determ ined to
do that w hich th e pow ersth at-b e fear m ost, a s Walt
W hitm an sa id lt: “R esist
m uch. Obey little."
"The u rg e to d e s tr o y
th a t w h ic h Is evil Is a ere
a tlv e urge. *
-P r in c e B akunin
S O L U T IO N S O f
LAST W C E K 'S P U 7 7 L *
w
r. 1
L a w re n c e Sports
V ik in g
w ith
c a g e rs
P a g e 10
Jan. 26, 1990
sp lit g a m e s
K n o x , Illin o is C o lle g e
up the secon d m ost points they have given
up th is year.
Law rence w a s plagu ed by its thirdw orst sh o o tin g p erform ance (39%) and
After slip p in g to an 0 - 3 co n feren ce
lack of rebounding (34 to Knox's 54)
record, the Viking m en 's b ask etball team
M att M iota, w h o en tered th e gam e
sw un g sou th last weekend to tiy to reverse
lea d in g th e n a tio n ln th ree-p o in t a c c u
Its fortunes. The gam es against Knox Col
racy for D ivision III sc h o o ls, w a s 0 -5 b e
lege an d Illin o is C ollege w ere c r u c ia l
hind the s tr lp e -d e s p ite h is gam e-high 26
g a m es to w in lf th e V ikings hope to re p o in ts.
m ain a factor ln th e M idwest C onference
J o e l D illingham picked up the sla ck
race. D e s p ite th e im p o rta n ce o f th e from long range by hitting five of seven
Knox gam e, how ever, the V ikes cam e out tries en route to a 17-point night.
T h e fo r w a r d -c e n te r trio o f C lint
Schneider,
Kurt Rltz and Eric Sager hit on
"Thing* certainly don’t get any easier,
but at least It will be nice to be on our only three of 2 0 sh o ts (15%) a s the Slw ash
g ia n ts Trem ler J o h n so n (21 pts. 13 rebs.)
home court."
—Mike Gallus and Greg M eyers (20 pts. 10 rebs.) d om i
Men's Basketball Coach nated the Inside.
T h ese th ree V lk ln g s tu rn ed th in g s
a ro u n d S a tu rd a y a ftern o o n at Illin ois
flat and w ere quickly dow n 2 4 -5 . T hey C ollege. T hey co m b in ed for 1 1 -fo r -17
never got w ithin eight p oin ts after that. s h o o tin g (65%), 2 8 p o in ts an d 18 re
It w as the secon d away gam e ln as m any bounds.
tries that Lawrence let a 20-p oln t m argin
W ith c o n tin u e d str o n g p lay from
develop early in the gam e (the 8 4 -5 7 lo ss D illingham (21 pts.) and Miota (24 pts.)
at St. Norberts w as th e other). The final
score ended up 9 2 -7 2 a s the Vikings gave See MEN'S B-BALL, page 11
B y Eric S ch a ch t
MATT MIOTA. the V lklngs leading scorer, will try to
put LU back Into the MC race this weekend as the Vikes
host Coe and Grinnell.
L U h o c k e y is s tic k in g it o u t
A th le te o f th e w e e k
S p o n s o r e d
b y D o m i n o ’s
P iz z a
The tid e s have not yet tu rn ed for
Viking hockey. Law rence (2-12) took to
the road last w eekend only to be sw ept by
scores of 7-3. 8-4 by host Augsburg College
(10-9-2).
T he “hot* lin e for LU w a s R obbie
S tin sa , Paul M lch elson . and Peter G ier
sch . S tln sa popped ln two goals and had
th ree a s s is t s w h ile M lch elso n sco red
tw ice In S atu rd ay's gam e. G iersch h a s
now m oved Into th e L aw rence record
b ook s a s th e all-tlm e a s s is t lead er
Jim B au ch iero stepp ed out o f the hot
seat and turned the goalie ch o res over to
Rvan Stone and J o h n Schrule.
S to n e put up so m e B a u ch lero -llk e
sta tistic s Friday night with 61 sa v es, and
Schrule had 36 Saturday.
T his w eekend s g a m es at St. Norbert
sh o u ld be a good test for the V ikings as
they will finally face a team of som ew hat
equal caliber.
Dan’s Details
Com piled by Dan Brant
H ockey
Seaton Scoreboard
Name
Robbie Sunaa
Peter Oiertch
Romeo Vlvlt
Paul Michelton
Shawn Maher
Mark Hengerer
Chrit Moody
Dave Frazier
Jaton Kerr
Matt Tierney
Brian Toomey
Jon Maki
Ryan Stone
AMY NEUBERT set a school record ln
teh 880-yard run at the UW-Milwaukee
meet last Saturday. The senior captain
ran a 2:32.8. (Rick Peterson photo)
GOALTEND1NG
Jim Bauchiero
Ryan Stone
John Schrule
Lawrence Totaia
Opponent Totali
2-12 overall
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w e e k b y T h e L a w r e n tia n s p o r ts s t q f f a n d
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WRESTLING
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1. UW Eeu Claire
2. Lawrence
3. Augtburg
4. UW Superior
3. Ripon
6. Carroll College
7. N’wetiern (WI)
I. N’wetiern (WI)
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17
Indoor Track tummary
ai UW-Milwaukee Meet
men placewinnera
2-mile run-- Chrl* Nauir
5th (9:53.2); Keith Vender.
Meulen, 6th (9:59.1)
woman placewinneri
Tripla Jump -M aktym enko.ltt
(32*2”)
Long Jump-Czarniecki, 3rd
(16’ 1/2’*)
Shot Pui-Hayei, 3rd (25*4")
Mile Relay- Blahnik, Makiym
Neubert. Czarniecki. 3rd, 4:37.6
High Jump - Makiymenko,4th
(4-10)
2-mile run- Jill Edwvda. 5th
(12:12.4)
I *0*Yard Run- Neubert,DNP
(2:32.8)
Sports
F rid a y , J a n u a r y 2 6 , 1 9 9 0
P a g e 11
W o m e n 's tr a c k
V ik in g s s e e k
to le g itim iz e
in d o o r tra c k
a s w in te r s p o rt
d isa d v a n ta g e w ith o u i an
in d o o r fa c ility , part le u la r ly in th e d is t a n c e
e v e n t s ."
e x p la in e d
The Indoor track s e a M orrison.
son com m en ced last S a t
u rd a y for th e V ik in g
wom en harriers at the UWM ilwaukee D evelopm ental
Meet. Six V iking w om en
placed at the m eet, and two
school records were set.
The w in ter s c h e d u le
h a s t r a d itio n a lly b e e n
looked at as a warm -up for
the outdoor season . This ls
the secon d se a so n that the
V lklngs will try to take a
m or- com petitive apprach.
It Is now officially recog
nized a s a sep arate entity
from the spring season .
C oach Rich M orrison
The core of the Indoor
h as seen thr program grow team will be so p h o m o res
and he says that lt now has D e b b ie C z a r n ie c k i a n d
“earned legitim acy on Its Crystal M aksym enko. th is
own."
dynam ic duo will be slated
Each of the other Mid to c o m p e te ln se v e r a l
w est C on feren ce sc h o o ls events th is season .
have a program, although
M a k sy m e n k o ’s
som e are more fortunate.
stren gth last year ln o u t
“We are at a d istin ct door track w a s the hurdles.
By Cory Kadlec
FRESH M AN SH ARPSH OO TER KRISTA TOMTER
th r e a d s h er w ay throu gh the o p p o n en t’s d efen se.
Tom ter and th e w om en's squad face undefeated MC
foe. Lake Forest tomorrow. (Trevor Thompson photo)
O ffic ia ls a r g u e
d id
th a t R eg ean
little fo r w o m e n 's s p o r t s
(CPS)--The N ational C ollegiate A th
letic A s s o c ia tio n (NCAA) aw arded its
h igh est honor to former President Ronald
R eagan J a n . 8 during Its annual con ven
tion ln D allas, sparking a low key protest
am ong so m e college ofTiclals who say he
hurt w om en ’s ath letics during his time in
office.
“As far a s opportunities for wom en, as
far a s m inority opportunities during Rea
g a n ’s a d m in istra tio n , they w eren’t very
good," said D onna Lopiano. wom en s ath
letic director of the U niversity of Texas.
“In fact, they were awful.
“People are upset that the NCAA selec
tion com m ittee c h o se som eone who s u p
ported opportunities for Just half the pop
ulation," Lopiano said.
R eagan c a m p a ig n e d a g a in st a law
called Title IX of the E ducation A m end
m en ts of 1972. which threatened to cut olT
fed eral fu n d s to sc h o o ls that d iscrim i
nated against w om en. He argued the law
w as an unw arranted federal intrusion in
private affairs.
W hile in office, R eagan’s J u stic e D e
p a rtm en t w rote “friend of th e court"
briefs su p p ortin g Grove City College's le
gal ch allen ge to the law. arguing the fund
cu to ff threat applied only to the specific
programs that directly got federal m oney
and. consequently, not athletic programs.
The US Suprem e Court su b seq u en tly
ruled Grove City w as correct. In 1988.
when C on gress approved a Civil Rights
Restoration Act to replace Title IX. Rea
gan vetoed lt. C on gress later overturned
the veto.
The former president’s actions did not
endear him to w om en's sp o rts groups,
which had u sed Title IX to pressu re c o l
leges to go to the exp en se of estab lish in g
wom en's sports facilities and team s.
Richard Nixon. Lopiano said , would
have been a better ch oice for the NCAA's
award. “He w as president w hen Title IX
was promulgated."
The NCAA received five letters c o n
cerning the Reagan award, four of them
negative, NCAA sp o k e sm a n J im Marchlony said. Former profession al golfer
Carol Mann resign ed her sea t on the
awards com m ittee to protest the honor.
“It’s a m inor flak." M archlony said. "I
w ouldn’t call lt a national groundswell."
The “T ed d y Aw ard." n a m ed for
Theodore Roosevelt, ls given by the NCAA
to a “d istin g u ish e d citizen of nation al
reputation and o u tstan d in g acco m p lish
ment" who played college varsity sports.
M en's B-Ball . . .
V ik es s h o t 55% from the
field (sea so n high).
Illin ois C ollege, w hich
fell to 2 -9 . 1-4 in con fer
ence. could not w ithstand a
f ir s t - h a l f b a r r a g e th a t
h e lp e d L aw ren ce to an
early 19-p oln t lead. After
h old in g a 4 8 -3 2 half-tim e
ad v a n ta g e, th e gam e w as
never c lo se r th an the final
8 4 -7 0 m argin.
The turnaround in the
perform ance of the Viking
inside play could be a m a
jor factor ln a late-season
su rge.
K now n a s a
g u a r d /sm a ll forward dom
inated team , a new dim en
sion would ea se the p res
su re
o ff
of
th e
M io ta /D illin g h a m /R o ss
R ynders trio w h ich h a s
netted 61% of the LU points
th is year.
E n te r in g t h is w e e k
e n d ’s h o m e c o n fe r e n c e
g a m e s a g a in st Coe and
G rinnell, the V ikings need
to win both to keep their ti
tle h opes alive. Mike G al
l u s ’ c lu b ls o n ly th ree
p o in ts from a 3 -2 m ark
(one-point lo ss to St. Nor
bert. and a tw o-point lo ss
to Ripon). and is 7-1 when
they ou t-sh o o t their op p o
n ents.
w h ile
C z a r n ie c k i
is
primarily a sprinter. Both
e n jo y ed
phenom enal
s u c c e s s last sea so n , a s the
LU record book will .ittest.
C a p ta in s of th e team
will be se n io r s M issy Nohr
and Amy Neubert. Neubert
is u s u a lly a part of the
m tle-relay team , but sh e
sh ow ed her versatility last
S atu rd ay w h en sh e set a
sch o o l record ln the 8 8 0 yard run w ith a tim e of
2:32.8.
J ill E d w ard s, first term
Athlete of the Week, set the
tw o-m ile sch o o l record by
sh avin g 2 0 se c o n d s olT the
old m ark of 12:32.4
F resh m an J u lie Secor.
who ls com ing off o f a solid
c r o ss c o u n tr y s e a s o n ,
sh o u ld con trib u te. O ther
freshm en h o p efu ls includ e
B etsy B la h n ik and Kara
K lein h a n s.
“B lahnik is a co m p eti
tive m iler w h o will c h a l
lenge for a relay leg." said
M orrison.
Both Viking sw im team s
leave Ripon in their w ake
by Llssa Mach
Both th e m en ’s and
w o m en ’s sw im team d e
feated Ripon last S a tu r
day. by sco res of 135-48
and 152-60. respectively.
The V ikings captured
22 fir s t-p la c e f in is h e s
out of 26 events.
D ual first place w in
ners
I n c lu d e d
Joel
R ollings ln the 5 0 0 and
1000-yard freestyles and
Kristi J a h n in the 50 and
100-yard freestyle.
O ther first place w in
ners Included Eric Burger
and J e n n y Ackil ln the
2 0 0 -y a r d b r e a st; J o n
T h e
H enke and T eresa Lowe
in th e 2 0 0 yard back;
J u lie Price and Monte in
the diving; Llssa Marh ln
th e 1 00-yard freestyle;
Chad Kemnitz*in the 50yard free; Erin H agen ln
the 2 0 0 individual med
ley ; and Tony Gotter In
the 100 free.
C oach G en e D a v is
w as Im p ressed with the
tim e s, but sa id “W e’re
still not on the level we
want to be. T ills weekend
will be m ore d e m a n d
ing."
The V ikings travel to
Beloit on S aturday for a
triangular m eet with B e
loit and Cornell.
S p o rts’ S h o rts
• "The frequency of drunken driving arrests am ong
M innesota Viking players ls more a credit to the sta te’s
In toleran ce of d rin k in g and driving th a n It ls a
reflection of the team ’s approach to alcohol."
—Mike Lynn, Vlklngs General M anager
• C harles Barkley w as fined once again. This time
the fine w as $ 3 5 0 0 . for p u sh in g J a c k Haley of the New
J ersey Nets. Haley w as fined $ 1 0 0 0 for retaliating, and
h is tea m m a tes Roy H inson. C harles Shackelford, and
Parvis Short w ere fined were fined $ 5 0 0 each for
leaving their bench.
• Current leading vote-getters for the 1990 NBA AllStar g a m e - W e s te m C onference: A keem O lajuw on.
J a m e s W orthy. Magic J o h n s o n . Karl M alone, J o h n
Stockton. E astern Conference: Patrick Ewing, I^irry
Bird. M ichael Jordon, Mark Aguirre, Isaiah T hom as.
Jordan lead s all vote-getters with 7 9 .4 5 7 .
Page 12
F e a tu re s
F A M IL Y T IE S
By H aro ld B. C o u n ts
T h e F rid a y C ro s s w o rd
E d ite d by H e rb K t tense n
13
14
15
im
io
22
26
16
!7
18
ACROSS
USA part: abbr.
Fee
Blueprint
That can be
accomplished
19 Ape
20 Dutch cheese
21 Milan money
22 Money put in
custody
23 Stow e’s novel
26 “ And he that
rolleth — ...”
27 NFL member
28 Fancied
30 Shoshoneans
31 Pleasing to look
at
32 Locations
33 Sex appeal
36 The sun
37 Complains
1
5
9
13
DOWN
1 Give pleasure
2 Cool-tasting
3 Host
4 Set free
5 Narrate once
more
6 Love foolishly
7 Berets
8 River to the
North Sea
9 Pluto and Venus
10 Those born
under the 7th
sign
11 First sign
12 "Peter Pan” dog
13 Goddess: Lat
1 4 Onetim e secret
group
15 Misbehave
16 American to the
Bntish once
38 Laugh
39 Graceful tree
42 "...owed by so
many to — "
(Churchill)
45 Merchandise
46 Detecting
device
47 Louis IV par
exemple
48 Sch. type
49 Driving
aids
50 NBA member
51 Project
52 Deserter
53 The world
personified
56 Get along
57 Ancient city of
Palestine
59 Zenana
60
61
62
63
65
67
68
71
72
75
76
77
78
17 Solitary
18 Meadow
creatures
24 Jostle
25 Healed
29 Certain car
32 Met the day
34 Chicago airport
35 Red planet
37 Warm dry wind
38 Nonsense
40 Jeweler's need
41 Ceremonial
headdress
42 Poet Teasdale
43 Edible tubers
44 Young TV
classic
45 Continue
46 Fills up
49 Enameled
metalware
50
53
54
55
56
58
60
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
86 W allet items
87 Evita
88 Generation
89 Vilify
91 More tender
92 Common plants
96 Large desert
98 Sw ift’s forte
100 Period of trouble
101 Exact
satisfaction
104 Russell vehicle
106 Small cactus
107 Healing plant
108 Priestly
garments
109 Level
110 Goes in
111 Take care
of
112 Stain
113 Antitoxins
Gaffe
Corroded
Silver salmon
Tropical vine
City near Essen
Cafe cards
Hood
Actress Sommer
US painter
Speed
Part of an hr.
CA peak
Commedia
dell’ —
79 Bakery product
80 Bustle
81 Writers of
potboilers
82 Eye sores?
84 Long-winged
birds
85 Hot off the press
79 Frameworks for
bridges
82 Crowded closely
together
83 Kilmer poem
84 Island group
near Sicily
87 Bane
88 Nab
90 Chop finely
91 Fashion
92 Greta —
93 Strainer
94 Muslim ruler
95 Medicinal plant
96 Brave
97 Kiln
99 Amo, amas, —
100 Underworld
102 Long-nosed fish
103 Overhead trains
105 Check
Singer Julius
Dole
Aclress Fleming
Minor prophet
Prisoners
"Citizen — ’’
Catches
Pennies
Endures
Arrow poison
Macho
Omit a syllable
Disguises
Bridge expert
Charles
69 Land of
leprechauns
70 Soaks flax
72 Accra’s land
73 Snakes
74 City boss
77 Brogan
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