I`M A NUT I`m a little nut so brown, Lying on the cold, cold ground
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I`M A NUT I`m a little nut so brown, Lying on the cold, cold ground
I’M A NUT I’m a little nut so brown, Lying on the cold, cold ground. People often step on me, That is why I’m cracked you see. I’m a nut - XX, I’m a nut - XX, I’m an n-u-t-t nut, Boom boom boom. Called myself on the telephone, Just to hear my golden tone. Asked myself out for a date, Told myself ‘bout Half past eight. I’m a nut….. Gee, I miss me all the time Wonder if I’m doing fine Maybe I’ll stop by to see How my life is treating me I’m a nut….. Coca Cola went to town Mr. Pibb knocked him down Dr. Pepper shook him up Then we all drank 7-up I’m a nut….. Henry Ford was a grand old man Put four wheels on an old tin can Stuck the key in and the darn thing ran Crank crank, boom boom, clunk clunk, bam! I’m a nut….. Took myself To the movie show, Sat myself in the very last row. Took my hand and led me out, Drove me home and gave a shout. I’m a nut…. Romeo and Juliet, on a balcony they met Juliet said, “Go away, Shakespeare’s comin’ in a Chevrolet!” I’m a nut…… I’m a little wild flower, Getting wilder by the hour. No one wants to sit by me, I’m as wild as I can be. I’m a nut…… I’m so nutty I don’t know Why the squirrels love me so I’m descended from an oak Nuts to you and that’s no joke I’m a nut - X X, I’m a nut - X X I’m an N-U-T-T nut BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM ONCE AN AUSTRIAN VISTA Once an Austrian went yodeling, On a mountain so high, When along came a cuckoo bird, Interrupting his cry. Flea. Flea fly. Flea fly flo. Vista. Cumala, cumala, cumala vista. Oh no-no no not ta vista. Essa meeny sola meeny Oowalla wally meeny. Essa meeny sola meeny Oowalla wa. Eesh billy oten doten Bobo be deten doten. Shhhh Ooo-liii-aaah, O-li-rah-ki-ki-ah O-li-rah-cuc-koo O-li-rah-ki-ki-ah O-li-rah-cuc-koo O-li-rah-ki-ki-ah O-li-rah-cuc-koo O-li-rah-ki-ki-ah, Oh. Two cuckoo birds (cuckoo, cuckoo) Skier (swish) Avalanche (rumble, rumble) Grizzly bear (grrr) King Kong (GRRR!) Ambulance (woo-woo) Cowboy (yahoo!) Minions (Banana song) Flea. Flea fly. Flea fly mosquito. Oh no-no no more mosquitoes. Itchy-itchy, scratchy-scratchy, Ooh I got one down my backy. Beat that big bad bug With the bug spray. Ssss Dog. Dog Cat. Dog Cat Mouse. Froggies. Itsy bitsy teeny weeny little yellow froggies. Jump, jump, jump, jump little froggies. Eatin’ all the itsy bitsy worms and spiders. Fleas and flies are scumdiddlyicious. Ribbit --- Ribbit --- Ribbit Ribbit CROAK! Camp SONGS PENGUIN SONG Have you ever seen a penguin drinking tea? Take a look at me, a penguin you will see! Penguins attention! What? Penguins begin! OK! ONE BOTTLE OF POP One bottle o’pop Two bottle o’pop Three bottle o’pop Four bottle o’pop Five bottle o’pop Six bottle o’pop Seven bottle o’pop, POP! Don’t throw your junk in my backyard, My backyard, my backyard. Don’t throw your junk in my backyard. My backyard’s full. Fish and chips and vinegar, vinegar, vinegar. Fish and chips and vinegar, pepper, pepper, pepper, salt! Right Arm Left Arm Right Foot Left Foot Bob your Head Turn Around Tongue Out Penguins attention! What? Penguins at ease! Ahhh! PIZZA HUT A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut McDonald’s, McDonald’s Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut A Burger King, a Burger King, Dairy Queen and a Burger King Outback, Outback Dairy Queen and a Burger King A Round Table, a Round Table, Jack In The Box, and a Round Table Qdoba, Qdoba, Jack In The Box and a Round Table A Taco Time, a Taco Time, Cinnabon and a Taco Time Starbucks, Starbucks Cinnabon and a Taco Time A Krispy Kreme, a Krispy Kreme, Las Margaritas and a Krispy Kreme Ivar’s, Ivar’s Las Margaritas and a Krispy Kreme A Red Robin, a Red Robin, Magic Dragon and a Red Robin Subway, Subway Magic Dragon and a Red Robin PIRATE SONG SUPER CALIFORNIA SURFER When I was ONE I sucked my thumb, the day I went to sea. Because I was afraid to surf when I was just a lad, My father took my board away and told me I was bad (You’re bad!) I jumped aboard a pirate ship And the Captain said to me, “Wer’e goin’ this way, that way, forward, backward over the Irish Sea…. A juicy plum to warm my tum, And that’s the life for me! ARGH!” When I was…. TWO – tied my shoe THREE – skinned my knee FOUR – mopped the floor FIVE – took a dive SIX – picked up sticks SEVEN – when to heaven EIGHT – shut the gate NINE – broke my spine TEN – the end! Then one day I heard a word That every surfer knows… The longest word you’ve ever heard And this is how it goes…. Super-California-Surfer-Expert-On-The-Ocean Even though most of them Do not use sun tan lotion When they hit the waves too hard There’s always a commotion, Super-California-SurferExpert-On-The-Ocean Um diddle iddle iddle um diddle lie, Um diddle iddle iddle um diddle lie, Because I was afraid to surf…… THREE SHORT-NECKED BUZZARDS Three short-necked buzzards Three short-necked buzzards Three short-necked buzzards Sitting on a dead tree. One flew AAA-way. What AAA-shame. Two short-necked buzzards Two short-necked buzzards Two short-necked buzzards Sitting on a dead tree. One flew AAA-way. What AAA-shame. One short-necked buzzard One short-necked buzzard One short-necked buzzard Sitting on a dead tree. One flew AAA-way. What AAA-shame. No short-necked buzzards No short-necked buzzards No short-necked buzzards Sitting on a dead tree. Look! One has REEE-turned. Let us REEE-joice! One short-necked buzzard One short-necked buzzard One short-necked buzzard Sitting on a dead tree. Look! One has REEE-turned. Let us REEE-joice! Two short-necked buzzards Two short-necked buzzards Two short-necked buzzards Sitting on a dead tree. Look! One has REEE-turned. Let us REEE-joice! Three short-necked buzzards Three short-necked buzzards Three short-necked buzzards Sitting on a dead tree. All the counselors hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called Ulysses. Now I don't want this should scare ya But my bunkmate has malaria You remember Jeffrey Hardy They're about to organize a searching party. Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with other boys, oh please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day. HELLO MUDDAH, HELLO FADDAH Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is very entertaining and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. Dearest fadduh, darling muddah, How's my precious little bruddah? Let me come home if ya miss me I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, Guys are swimming, guys are sailing, Playing baseball, gee that's better, Muddah Fadduh kindly disregard this letter. GRANDMA’S FEATHER BED When I was a little bitty boy just up off the floor We used to go down to Grandma's house Every month end or so We had chicken pie, country ham, And homemade butter on the bread But the best darn thing about Grandma's house Was her great big feather bed Well I love my Ma, an' I love my Pa Love Granny and Grandpa too Been fishing with my uncle, I wrestled with my cousin I even kissed Aunt Lou oooh But if ever had to make a choice I guess it ought to be said That I'd trade them all plus the gal down the road For Grandma's feather bed It was nine feet high, six feet wide . . . It was nine feet high, six feet wide Soft as a downy chick It was made from the feathers of forty 'leven geese Took a whole bolt of cloth for the tick It'd hold eight kids, four hound dogs And a piggy we stole from the shed We didn't get much sleep but we had a lot of fun On Grandma's feather bed After the supper we'd sit around the fire The old folks'd spit and chew Pa would talk about the farm and the war And Granny'd sing a ballad or two I'd sit and listen and watch the fire Till the cobwebs filled my head Next thing I knew I'd wake up in the morning In the middle of the old feather bed It was nine feet high, six feet wide . . . PO TA TO I guess the use is scant For other parts of the plant But that which grows in view Is eating potato too POTATO They're red, they're white, they're brown They get that way underground There can't be much to do So now they have blue ones too I imagine them under their acres Out in Idaho and up in Maine Maybe wondering if they'll be bakers Or knishes or latkes or plain PO ta to po ta to po ta to po . . . We don't care what thay look like we'll eat them Any way they can fit on our plate Every way we can conjure to heat the m We're delighted and think they're just great BILL GROGAN’S GOAT PO TA TO Sometimes we ditch the skin To eat what it's holding in Sometimes we'd rather please Have just the outside with cheese They have eyes but they do not have faces I don't know if their feelings get hurt By just hanging around in dark places Where they only can stare at the dirt Gill Groagan’s goat, was feeling fine, Ate three red shirts, from off the line. Bill took a stick, gave him a w hack, And tied him to, the railroad track. The whistle blew, the train drew nigh. Bill Grogan’s goat, was doomed to die. He gave three groans, of awful pain, Coughed up the shirts, and flagged the train. STATE LAUGHS I told a joke, in Idaho They liked my joke, and really let me know. Cuz in Idaho, They go, “Ho ho ho!” and ro-o-o-o-oll on the floor. So then I went, to Tennessee, I told my joke, they greeted it with glee. But in Tennessee, They go “Hee hee hee!” In Idaho, they go, “Ho ho ho!” and ro-o-o-o-oll on the floor. Well next I went, to Arkansas, I told my joke, and got a big guffaw. In Arkansas, they go “Haw haw haw! In Tennessee, they go “Hee hee hee!” In Idaho, they go, “Ho ho ho!” and ro-o-o-o-oll on the floor. I tried my luck, in old Kentuk, They heard my joke, and they were thunderstruck. In old Kentuck, they go “Nyuk nyuk nyuk” In Arkansas, they go “Haw haw haw! In Tennessee, they go “Hee hee hee!” In Idaho, they go, “Ho ho ho!” and ro-o-o-o-oll on the floor. My joke went big, in Washington, Where “Ho ho ho’s” are hardly ever done. In Washington, they go “Oh what fun!” In old Kentuck, they go “Nyuk nyuk nyuk” In Arkansas, they go “Haw haw haw! In Tennessee, they go “Hee hee hee!” In Idaho, well by now you know, They ro-o-o-o-oll on the floor. I came back home, to Delaware, I told my joke, and all they did was stare. It was very upsetting. In Washington, they go “Oh what fun!” In old Kentuck, they go “Nyuk nyuk nyuk” In Arkansas, they go “Haw haw haw! In Tennessee, they go “Hee hee hee!” In Idaho, they go, “Ho ho ho!” In all those places, they squigel up their faces, and ro-o-o-o-oll on the floor! THIS OLD WHALE This old whale, his name’s Sam His best friend is a baby clam With a goo-goo giddy-goo, hold my sandy hand This old whale’s name is Sam These old whales, they’re my friends I see them every time I dive in With a hey-hey howdy hey, ‘til we meet a again Let me introduce my friends This old whale, his name’s Fred With a wig of barnacles on his head With a boo-boo biddy boo, send him off to bed This old whale’s name is Fred This old whale, his name’s Bert This old whale, his name’s Phil This old whale, his name’s Chuck This old whale, his name’s Fred This old whale, his name’s Sam And I’ve seen them every time that I’ve swam This old whale, his name’s Chuck He swam o the land but he got stuck With a moo-moo middy-moo, oyster in the muck This old whale’s name is Chuck This old whale, his name’s Phil His mouth is a big hotel for krill With a loo-loo lippy-loo, give a fish a gill This old whale’s name is Phil This old whale, his name’s Bert He skinned his fin and he said it hurt With a bam-bam biddy bam, shellfish in the dirt This old whale’s name is Bert WISHY WASHY WASHERWOMAN Waaaaaaay, down in the valley where nobody goes There’s a wishy washy washerwoman WASHIN’ HER CLOTHES She goes – OO – AH (4x) That’s how the wishy washy washerwoman WASHES HER CLOTHES Waaaaaaay, down in the valley where nobody goes There’s a wishy washy washerwoman EATIN’ OREOS She goes – DUNK – (GULP) (4x) That’s how the wishy washy washerwoman EATS OREOS Waaaaaaay, down in the valley where nobody goes There’s a wishy washy washerwoman DRYIN’ HER CLOTHES She goes – HOO – HAH (4x) That’s how the wishy washy washerwoman DRIES HER CLOTHES Waaaaaaay, down in the valley where nobody goes There’s a wishy washy washerwoman PAINTIN’ HER TOES She goes – SH – OO (4x) That’s how the wishy washy washerwoman PAINTS HER TOES Waaaaaaay, down in the valley where nobody goes There’s a wishy washy washerwoman FOLDIN’ HER CLOTHES She goes – (CLAP-CLAP) (4x) That’s how the wishy washy washerwoman FOLDS HER CLOTHES Waaaaaaay, down in the valley where nobody goes There’s a wishy washy washerwoman PUTTIN’ ON PANTYHOSE She goes – OO – AH (4x) That’s how the wishy washy washerwoman PUTS ON PANTYHOSE Waaaaaaay, down in the valley where nobody goes There’s a wishy washy washerwoman SMELLIN’ A ROSE She goes – (SNIFF) – AHH (4x) That’s how the wishy washy washerwoman SMELLS A ROSE Waaaaaaay, down in the valley where nobody goes There’s a wishy washy washerwoman SAYIN’ GOODBYE She goes – GOOD – BYE (4x) That’s how the wishy washy washerwoman SAYS GOODBYE LET THE S GO I’ve seen a small spider spin silk in the snow Yo, ho, let the s go I’ve een a mall pider pin ilk in the now Rin tin tin, put a t in I’ve teen a tall tider tin tilk in the tow Yo, ho, let the t go I’ve een a mall pider pin ilk in the now Rin tin tin, put a g in I’ve geen a gall gider gin gilk in the go Yo, ho, let the g go I’ve een a mall pider pin ilk in the now Rin tin tin, put an l in I’ve leen a lall lider lin lilk in the low Yo, ho, let the l go I’ve een a mall pider pin ilk in the now Rin tin tin, put a d in I’ve deen a dall dider din dilk in the dow Yo, ho, let the d go I’ve een a mall pider pin ilk in the now Rin tin tin, put a z in I’ve zeen a zall zider zin zilk in the zow Yo, ho, let the z go I’ve een a mall pider pin ilk in the now Rin tin tin, put an s back in I’ve seen a small spider spin silk in the snow Now it’s time to go, go, go Go, go, go Go, go, go GEE MOM, I WANNA GO HOME Oh, I don’t want no more of camp life! . . . The BISCUITS at Camp Cedar Springs they say are mighty fine. One rolled off the table, and killed a friend of mine! The WATER at Camp Cedar Springs they say are mighty fine. It has a funny odor, and tastes like turpentine! Oh, I don’t want no more of camp life! Gee mom, I wanna go, But they won’t let me go, Gee mom, I wanna go home! Oh, I don’t want no more of camp life! . . . The CHICKEN at Camp Cedar Springs they say is mighty fine. One jumped off the table, and started marking time! Oh, I don’t want no more of camp life! . . . The BUSES at Camp Cedar Springs they say are mighty fine. They go around the corner, and leave the wheels behind! Oh, I don’t want no more of camp life! . . . The TEACHERS at Camp Cedar Springs they say are mighty fine. We get up at seven, and they get up at nine! The PIZZA at Camp Cedar Springs they say are mighty fine. You’re gonna keep on chewing it, until you’re ninety-nine! Oh, I don’t want no more of camp life! . . . PAULA, THE KOALA Paula, the koala, She moved to Guatemala, Cuz she heart the trees there, Were a little taller. Turned out they were smaller So she moved to Lake Eufaua, Then to Walla Walla, Washington. So if you live in Walla Walla, And you see a koala, You can bet your bottom dollar that koala’s name is Paula. Paula, the koala Who lives in Walla Walla, Walla Walla, Washington. She’s cute! She’s kind! She’s the coolest marsupial that you will ever find. She’s cute! She’s kind! She’s the coolest marsupial that you will ever find. She’s sweet! She’s smart! She’s a smalla koala with a great big heart! She’s sweet! She’s smart! She’s a smalla koala with a great big heart! Paula, the koala, She moved to Guatemala, Cuz she heart the trees there, Were a little taller. Paula, the koala, She moved to Guatemala, Cuz she heart the trees there, Were a little taller. Turned out they were smaller So she moved to Lake Eufaua, Then to Walla Walla, Washington. Turned out they were smaller So she moved to Lake Eufaua, Then to Walla Walla, Washington. So if you live in Walla Walla, And you see a koala, You can bet your bottom dollar that koala’s name is Paula. So if you live in Walla Walla, And you see a koala, You can bet your bottom dollar that koala’s name is Paula. Paula, the koala Who lives in Walla Walla, Walla Walla, Washington. Paula, the koala Who lives in Walla Walla, Walla Walla, Washington. Paula, the koala Who lives in Walla Walla, Walla Walla, Washington. FIFTY NIFTY Fifty nifty United States from thirteen original colonies. Fifty nifty stars in the flag that billow so beautifully in the breeze. Each individual state contributes a quality that is great. Each individual state deserves a bow. We salute them now. Fifty nifty United States from thirteen original colonies. Shout ‘em, scout ‘em, tell all about ‘em, one by one ‘til we given a day to every state, in the USA. Alabama Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Deleware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisianna Maine Maryland Massachusettes Michigan Minnesota Mississipi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming North, South, East, West, In our calm objective opinion, Washington is the best of the . . . Fifty nifty United States from thirteen original colonies. Shout ‘em, scout ‘em, tell all about ‘em, one by one ‘til we given a day to every state, in the good old U – S - A. OH, DA JOY (Ode to Joy) Ice cream, Ice cream, Ice cream, Ice cream. Cherry Cheesecake, Toasted Almond, Double Fudge or Toffe Crunch. After dinner, at the movies, at the beach instead of lunch. Orange, Lime or Raibow Sherbet, Frozen yougurt would be nice. Cookie Dough – Pistachio, Oh! Ice cream is my favorite vice! It’s no joke, a scoop of Mocha, Strawberry, Pralines and Cream, With a hint of Peppermint It’s like a Butter Pecan dream. Rum Raisin, Peanut Brittle, A lot of a little, eat it down! When you’re shopping, get the toppings, Chocolate sprinkles, a cherry for the crown. Yum, yum, yum, yum Yum, yum, yum, yum . . . . Hey Tony, have some Spumoni. South of the border, have it fried. Eat your fill ‘a French Vanilla. You’ll be fat but satisfied. It’s an ice cream clebration. It’s a Cherries Jubilee. Turn me loose with Chocolate Mousse And let that Tin Roof cover me. Find me frolicin’ with Neapolitan. Red, white and brown in harmony. Marching down that Rocky Road, Ice cream freaks in unity! Marching donw that Rocky Roadk. Ice cream freaks …… in unity! BIG PIG SONG CHO – CO – LA - TE There was PIG And he was BIG He liked to DIG And wear a WIG He did a JIG And ate a FIG He was a BIG BIG PIG Uno Dos Tres – CHO Uno Dos Tres – CO Uno Dos Tres – LA Uno Dos Tres – TE I can’t hear you! Chocolate, chocolate, bate, bate, chocolate Chocolate, chocolate, bate, bate, chocolate Andele! Vamos! There was PIG . . . Sing it soft. There was PIG . . . Everybody! There was PIG . . . Just the girls. There was PIG . . . Just the boys. There was PIG . . . All together now! There was PIG . . . SEVENS (The Entertainer) pat pat – clap pat – clap – snap pat – cross – pat juba chicken wings ZIP A DEE DOO DAH MOOSE SONG Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-day My, oh my, what a wonderful day! There was a moose. (echo) And he drank a lot of juice. (echo) (REPEAT) Plenty of sunshine headin’ my way. Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-day Mister Bluebird on my shoulder. It’s the truth, it’s actual, Everything is satisfactual! Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-day Wonderful feeling, wonderful day! CHORUS Singin’ whoa-oa-oa-oa! Way-oh, way-oh, way-oh, way-oh WAY-OH WAY-OH Way-oh, way-oh, way-oh, way-oh The moose’s name was Fred. (echo) And he drank his juice in bed. (echo) (REPEAT) CHORUS He always drank with care. (echo) But he spilled some in his hair. (echo) (REPEAT) CHORUS Now he’s a sticky moose. (echo) With a belly full of juice. (echo) (REPEAT) CHORUS BOOM CHICKA BOOM I said boom-chicka-boom! (I said boom-chicka-boom!) I said a boom-chicka-boom! (I said a boom-chicka-boom!) I said boom-chicka-rocka-chicka-rocka-chicka-boom! (I said boom-chicka-rocka-chicka-rocka-chicka-boom!) Uh huh! (Uh huh!) Oh yeah! (Oh yeah!) One more time! (One more time!) UNDERWATER STYLE! (Underwater style!) I said boom-chicka-boom! . . . . Uh huh! (Uh huh!) Oh yeah! (Oh yeah!) One more time! (One more time!) DAISY STYLE I said boom-chicka-boom! . . . . Uh huh! (Uh huh!) Oh yeah! (Oh yeah!) One more time! (One more time!) OPERA STYLE I said boom-chicka-boom! . . . . Uh huh! (Uh huh!) Oh yeah! (Oh yeah!) One more time! (One more time!) VALLEY GIRL STYLE I said boom-chicka-boom! . . . . YOUR OWN STYLE I said boom-chicka-boom! . . . . No more times. COUNT ON ME If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea, I’ll sail the world to find you. If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can’t see, I’ll be the light to guide you. Find out what we’re made of, when we are called to help our friends in need. You can count on me like one, two, three, I’ll be there. And I know when I need it I can count on you like four, three, two, and you’ll be there. Cuz that’s what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah. Oooohhhh, Oooohhhh, Ooh, yeah, yeah If you’re tossin’ and you’re turnin’ and you just can’t fall asleep, I’ll sing a song beside you. And if you ever forget how much you really mean to me, everyday I will remind you. Oh, find out what we’re made of, when we are called to help our friends in need. You can count on me like one, two, three, I’ll be there. And I know when I need it I can count on you like four, three, two, and you’ll be there. Cuz that’s what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah. Oooohhhh, Oooohhhh, Ooh, yeah, yeah You’ll always have me shoulder when you cry. I’ll never let go, never say goodbye. You know you can count on me like one, two, three, I’ll be there. And I know when I need it I can count on you like four, three, two, and you’ll be there. Cuz that’s what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah. Oooohhhh, oooohhh, Ooh, You can count on me cuz I can count on you.
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