Dec 19 - Cascadia Weekly
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Dec 19 - Cascadia Weekly
REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA c a s c a d i a 12.13.06 :: 1.40 :: FREE SMART TRIPS: MORE THAN 1.8 MILLION MILES SAVED, P. 8 BIG-BOX BREAKDOWN: RECOMMENDATIONS CONSIDERED, P. 10 IN SEARCH OF SILENCE North Cascades offer peak experiences, p. 13 SANTALAND DIARIES: CONFESSIONS OF A RELUCTANT ELF, P. 17 RENT PARTY: PEARL DJANGO JAZZES UP NEW SERIES, P. 18 ECO-WARRIORS: GREENPEACE TAKES A STAND, P. 22 Build Your Own! Special “Sundae” Bar on the Sunday Dinner Buffet. Also available for $5 as a separate purchase. y For a limited time only! Not Valid 12/31/06 Holiday 0 5 7 , 1 $ Shopping Nightly! Win Gift Cards to Sears, Old Navy, Starbucks and the Nooksack Market Centre plus hundreds in Slot Play! Drawings every Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 9pm, 10pm and 11pm. finale on Dec. 30th! $6,500 Wednesday Night Buffet Buy One... Get One FREE! Just 15 min. East of Bellingham on the Mt. 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Cascadia Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 2 u S S e u a n d da n WEDNESDAY Spirit of the Holidays: 7:30pm, the Majestic Spoken Word Wednesday: 7:30pm, Bellingham Public Market WORDS VISUAL ARTS MUSIC Writers Theatre: 7pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center Ethel Stockton: 7:30pm, Village Books Festival of the Arts: 10am-7pm through Dec. 24, Whatcom Center Holiday Art Auction for YWCA: 7pm, Nightlight Lounge clip it post it THURSDAY ON STAGE COMMUNITY The Santaland Diaries: 7:30pm, Lincoln Theatre, Mount Vernon Cody Rivers Show: 8pm, iDiOM Theater The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: 7:30pm, “Upfront Unscripted” at 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Whistle Down the Wind: 7:30pm, Claire vg Thomas Theatre, Lynden Lights of Christmas: 5-10pm, through Dec. 28 at Warm Beach Camp, Stanwood History Holiday 2006: 7:30pm, Whatcom Museum Green Building Conference: 1-6pm, Bellingham Cruise Terminal SATURDAY A Christmas Carol: 8pm, iDiOM Theater Ryan Stiles & Friends: 7:30pm and 9:30pm Upfront Theatre Whistle Down the Wind: 2pm and 7:30pm, Claire vg Thomas Theatre, Lynden The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: 8pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Skagit Symphony: 7:30pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon Jazz Interpretations: 2pm, Whatcom Museum WORDS Holiday Story Night: 5pm, Village Books COMMUNITY The Nutcracker: 7:30pm, Mount Baker Theatre Contra Dance: 7:30-11pm, Fairhaven Library Dinner Dance: 6:30pm, Elks Lodge Bellingham Farmers Market: 10am3pm, Depot Market Square Santa Train: 12pm and 2:30pm, Lake Whatcom Railway Library Birthday: 1pm, Fairhaven Library Ferndale Flat and Fast 10K: 10am, Pioneer Park FILM MUSIC VISUAL ARTS Making a Stand: 7pm, Mount Baker Theatre Songs for the Dark of December: 2pm and 8pm, Community Bible Fellowship Artist Trading Cards: 2-4pm, Fantasia Espresso DANCE Founding Greenpeace member Rex Weyler will be in town to answer questions as part of the viewing of the documentary Making a Stand Dec. 14 at the Mount Baker Theatre 12.17.06 12.18.06 SUNDAY MONDAY VISUAL ARTS ON STAGE WORDS The Making of an Exhibition: 10:15am, Whatcom Museum A Christmas Carol: 8pm, iDiOM Theater WORDS Elizabeth George: 7:30pm, Village Books do it 12.16.06 ON STAGE 12.14.06 plan it COMMUNITY DANCE The Nutcracker: 2pm, Mount Baker Theatre 12.15.06 MUSIC FRIDAY Whatcom Chorale Christmas: 3pm and 7:30pm, First Congregational Church Chanukah Concert: 12:30pm, Whatcom Museum The Journeys: 7:30pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon Celtic Yuletide: 3pm, Lincoln Theatre, Mount Vernon ON STAGE A Christmas Carol: 8pm, iDiOM Theater Ryan Stiles & Friends: 7:30pm and 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Whistle Down the Wind: 7:30pm, Claire vg Thomas Theatre, Lynden The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: 8pm, Anacortes Community Theatre MUSIC Pearl Django: 5:309pm, American Museum of Radio & Electricity Comfort and Joy: 8pm, Performing Arts Center, WWU Noel: 7:30pm, Bellingham High School Songs for the Dark of December: 8pm, Community Bible Fellowship On Dec. 15, harpist Jill Whitman, her daughter Emilie and a bevy of other musicians and performers will bring “Noel: the Magic of Christmas” to Bellingham High School WORDS Storytellers Guild: 7pm, Fairhaven Library VISUAL ARTS Pacific Arts Holiday Market: 10am-6pm, Grand Avenue Poetry Night: 8pm, Fantasia Espresso Giving Tree Wrapping Party: 7pm, Village Books Prayer Vigil for Peace: 5:30pm, First Christian Church 12.19.06 TUESDAY DANCE The Nutcracker: 7:30pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon COMMUNITY Patrick Reeves: “Wildlife of the Pacific Northwest” talk, 6pm, REI COMMUNITY Children’s Choir Auction: 6pm, the Majestic Holiday Cheer Run/Walk: 1pm, Fairhaven Runners Muckfest: 9am, Sedro Woolley The Northwest Ballet Theatre makes The Nutcracker come alive with its version of the classic Dec. 16-17 at the Mount Baker Theatre and Dec. 19-20 at Mount Vernon’s McIntyre Hall For more event information, see complete listings starting on p.13 VISUAL ARTS Pacific Arts Holiday Market: 10am-6pm, Grand Avenue The varied talents of the Boulding Family—also known as the Magical Strings—can be seen when they perform their annual Celtic Yuletide concert Dec. 17 at the Lincoln Theatre TO GET YOUR EVENTS LISTED, SEND TO DoITit33 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 DO 12.13.06 Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 EEKLY c.a.s.c.a.d.i.a CALENDAR@CASCADIAWEEKLY.COM 3 Do it 3 | LETTERS Letters 4-5 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 4 INSIDE letters Contact Cascadia Weekly: Phone/FAX 360.647.8200 table of contents Editorial credits letters Editor & Publisher: Tim Johnson ext 260 { editor@ cascadiaweekly.com An infant hitches a ride on Dec. 9 during the 19th Annual Jingle Bell Run in Bellingham. About 2,800 participants and volunteers took part in the run/walk, which raised around $140,000 for the Arthritis Foundation, said North Puget Sound Branch Director Barbara Osen. Views & News 4: Cleanup, sprawl and buying local 6: Questions of economy 8: Make a Smart Trip 10: Big-box recommendations 12: Briefs and Buzz Art & Culture 13: A peak experience 14: The miracle of Chanukah 15: Whatcom places News Editor: Emily Weiner ext 205 {news@ cascadiaweekly.com Arts & Entertainment Editor: Amy Kepferle ext ext 203 {calendar@ cascadiaweekly.com Music & Film Editor: Carey Ross ext 204 {music@ cascadiaweekly.com Production Art Director: Jesse Kinsman {graphics@ cascadiaweekly.com Send All Advertising Materials To Ads@cascadiaweekly.com 16: In the market for art? 17: An elf and a diary 18: All that jazz 19: Death, sin and redemption 22: Eco-warriors and a Fresh Prince Rear End 25: Crossword, Help Wanted, Buy/Sell/Trade & Rentals 28: Real Astrology 29: This Modern World, Mannkind & Troubletown 31: Liquid lava for your gullet C A S C A D I A ©2006 Cascadia Weekly (ISSN 1931-3292) is published each Wednesday by Cascadia Newspaper Company LLC. 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REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA c a s c a d i a 12.13.06 :: 1.40 :: FREE SMART TRIPS: MORE THAN 1.8 MILLION MILES SAVED, P. 8 BIG-BOX BREAKDOWN: RECOMMENDATIONS CONSIDERED, P. 10 IN SEARCH OF SILENCE North Cascades offer peak experiences, p. 13 SANTALAND DIARIES: CONFESSIONS OF A RELUCTANT ELF, P. 17 RENT PARTY: PEARL DJANGO JAZZES UP NEW SERIES, P. 18 ECO-WARRIORS: GREENPEACE TAKES A STAND, P. 22 Cover: Photo by Grant Gunderson, design by Jesse Kinsman Newspaper Advisory Group: Yvonne Cartwright Bianchi, Robert Hall, Seth Murphy, Michael Petryni, David Syre SUPPORT TOTAL CLEANUP I found Bellingham Bay Foundation board member Murphy Evans’ opinion piece regarding the cleanup of the GP and waterway sites slightly misleading (“Sludge Factors”). From his analysis, it likely appears to some that the filling of the ASB with contaminated sediments from other areas of the site satisfies all of the environmental requirements desired by the organizations Evans lists as having taken a position on the cleanup (these organizations have signed the “Statement of Principles” regarding the cleanup). Additionally, no monitoring requirements for the landfilled ASB site are listed. The result is that some might believe that Alternative 3—landfilling contaminated sediment in the ASB—is truly a low-cost and environmentally superior alternative. Of course, this fits nicely with the BBF’s vision of an ASB landfill park. In actual fact, landfilling the sediments in the ASB removes none of them from the site, and additionally fatally compromises a 28 acre area that should be returned to aquatic habitat, as well as destroying 4,500 feet of potential shoreline habitat. The landfilled sediments will certainly require monitoring into the future—just because the sediments are covered with dry fill doesn’t mean the mercury contained therein can’t be biologically mobilized to the detriment of all local residents. I don’t believe any environmental organization would like to see the wanton destruction of potential aquatic and shoreline habitat, and potential public health risk that would occur with ASB landfilling—certainly most organizations signing the Statement of Principles didn’t believe they were signing onto that. Please, do comment on the cleanup plan, but advocate for the complete removal of contaminated sediments from all areas, not the contaminated sediment shell-game advocated by some. —Tom Pratum, Bellingham —Andrea Van Horn, Whatcom County ON BUYING LOCAL If you’re among the many with busy lives who feel an unsettling regret at not having enough time to do something to make the world a better place, think again. Each time you do your grocery shopping, you’re really voting with the dollars you spend for the kind of world you want. As consumers, we regularly make choices that have an impact on our community. The way I see it: Buying local = more $$$ infused into Whatcom County’s economy = more $$$ for jobs, enabling better wages for owners and worker s= less poverty = lower numbers of residents who don’t get their basic needs met = a healthier, happier, more equitable community, with ever-increasing opportunities for local businesses/farms to be sustained by our residents. An oversimplified and —Rio Thomas, Bellingham AVOID PITFALLS OF SPRAWL Bellingham’s Comprehensive Plan, adopted in June 2006, is a blueprint for Bellingham’s land use and development. The plan envisions “development patterns that encourage walking, biking and transit use…that allow people to live within walking distance of shopping and employment.” Big-box stores are the antithesis of this vision. They promote sprawl and a car-dependent culture. They generate large volumes of automobile traffic, much more than other land uses, with the amount of traffic directly related to the size of the store. Surrounded by an asphalt sea of parking, a 200,000 square-foot store is nearly four times the size of a football field and generates 10,000 car trips on weekdays and more on Saturdays. A 2005 study in Seattle found that residents of low-density subdivisions that lack neighborhood stores drove 26 percent more vehicle-miles per day and generated more polluting emissions such as nitrous oxide and carbon dioxide than did residents who lived in traditional neighborhoods with a variety of small-scale retail stores, schools and parks. Many other communities across the United States have recognized the multiple problems created by the bigbox retail model and have enacted local zoning ordinances prohibiting stores above a certain size limit. Bellingham had a size cap on retail store size which was overturned to build Bellis Fair Mall and Lynden still has a retail size cap. We have an opportunity at this time, using the Comprehensive Plan as our guide, to create an ordinance that will allow us to maintain some of the unique qualities of our City and to pull back from the pitfalls of sprawl. —Carole A. Jacobson, Bellingham Introducing... Do it 3 | LETTERS Letters 4-5 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 The biggest threat to logic and common sense in our world today is hypocrisy. Hypocrisy breeds rebellion and fosters irresponsible behavior. Every action we, as adults, engage in teaches our children lessons. When we rail against pot smoking, while smoking far deadlier cigarettes, we have instilled in our children that in some cases hypocrisy is acceptable. When we rail against underage drinking while drinking ourselves, we have instilled the idea that hypocrisy for adults is acceptable. When we profess to want peace while proclaiming war, we have legitimized hypocrisy. When we tout religious mandates like “thou shalt not kill” while killing as a penalty, we have ingrained hypocrisy in our society. When we teach tolerance while being intolerant of others, we have married hypocrisy and bigotry. When we profess to embrace freedom while denying it to Middle Eastern detainees, we have wed hypocrisy and bigotry to injustice. When we lie to the nation about the justification for why we are going to sacrifice our children’s lives in the name of war, we have corrupted patriotism with hypocrisy, bigotry and injustice. When we have taught that lying, hypocrisy, bigotry, injustice and corrupted patriotism are means to an end, we have shredded integrity. If our integrity can always be trumped by bigotry, injustice, corrupted patriotism or hypocrisy, what is left to admire about our way of life? If the defining characteristic of a people or a nation is hypocrisy, how can there ever be any moral high ground? idealistic vision to be sure, but imagine this: Whatcom County farmers supply local produce to the cafeterias of WWW, WCC, BTC, St. Joseph Hospital, and all the school districts for their daily menus, in addition to regular consumer purchases. The dollars spent at big-box stores are instead spent at locally owned businesses. The potential is endless. All of those dollars being recycled through Whatcom County are multiplied again and again, rather than being “subtracted” from our community. Each time you choose to buy local, you’re making an investment that has perpetual returns to our community. Another world is possible–the choice is up to you. Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 ‘TIS THE SEASON FOR HYPOCRISY 5 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | VIEWS Views 6-7 Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 6 The Gristle Self-Licking Ice Cream Cone n. a process, department or institution that offers few benefits and exists primarily to justify or perpetuate its own existence. Panelists at the 17th annual U.S. Bank Outlook Forum in Bellingham last week predicted a cooling of the local economy, anticipating a slowing of job growth and scaling back of the labor market. Part of the reason no doubt is the general slowing of the U.S. economy as a whole, as the nation’s redhot housing bubble collapses and homeowners find themselves challenged to service $2 trillion in adjustable rate mortgages on overpriced homes. While the housing market here hasn’t collapsed the bubble has definitely softened, leading some analysts to conclude a (possibly severe) market correction is likely on the way. But Bellingham does not always follow the nation, observes Hart Hodges, professor of economics at Western Washington University. “Whatcom County forgot to participate in the recession of 2001,” he notes. “The local economy looked great compared to the state and nation from 2001 through 2004.” Hodges explains, “Part of the story has been the growth in popularity in small metro markets, especially those with natural amenities like Bellingham. Part of the story is our rather non-cyclical economy compared to growth patterns in other areas.” Fueling job growth is Whatcom’s tremendous construction industry, which Hodges says accounts for about one in four jobs added in 2005. The transfer of the local economy from resource extraction (timber, fishing and mining) and resource exploitation (construction and related occupations) to a more metropolitan model has been the thrust of various economic development efforts here over the past decade. Most have not been particularly successful—or, more accurately, gains made occurred despite official efforts, not because of them. Case in point, the Bellingham/Whatcom Economic Development Council may spend most of 2007 giving itself a drawn-out and expensive funeral. Earlier this year, the EDC board could barely decide whether to keep on living. “We’ve left every option on the table to consider in the next few months, including disbanding,” EDC board chair Ray Trzynka reported. By July the organization decided, “After careful consideration… the EDC Board of Directors has elected to keep the organization in operation.” They might have spared us the effort. It must be said that the well-paid captains of this Titanic long ago sailed away from the mortally wounded hulk, leaving poor interim Executive Director Nancy Jordan to bail with an executive board missing half its members. The EDC’s first overpaid director thought “economic development” was something that might be discovered on any given weekday in one of 18 holes at the Bellingham Country Club. His replacement was scarcely better, quitting the organization abruptly after realizing the volunteer board wouldn’t do all EDC fundraising (i.e., collect his bloated salary) for him. Despite a fumbled mission, this self-licking ice cream cone was topped with more taxpayer cherries recently, granted another $45,000 in the County’s views your opinion the gristle INTERVIEW BY TIM JOHNSON QA: & ECONOMY HART HODGES is an assistant professor in the Dept. of Economics at Western Washington University and the director of the Center for Economic and Business Research. He and other panelists delivered forecasts at the U.S. Bank Outlook Forum, held each December in Bellingham Cascadia Weekly: Overall, how does the local economy shape up for 2007? Cooling from a high? Hart Hodges: Yes, the economy seems to be cooling from a high. We seem to be headed back to an employment growth rate much closer to our longer run average—closer to two percent. It may be worth noting that in the ’90s people were not impressed with our 2.5 percent employment growth, simply because Seattle was growing at four plus percent. 2007 may look like two percent in Whatcom County and three plus percent in Seattle. Seattle also dominates the state data, so Whatcom County may not look as strong. CW: How has our economy shifted over the past decade? What sectors have grown, which have declined? HH: We’ve seen a lot of growth recently in construction (as has much of the state) and other areas such as accommodations and food service. Health care and social assistance is growing at a similar rate as it is in other areas, along with professional services and management. If you look at the larger sector headings, our economy is look- “We have more jobs than you’d expect in construction and the wages are good. It is one of the few sectors where workers earn wages above the state or national average” ing more and more like the state as a whole. Roughly 80 percent of the jobs in the local economy are in “service providing” jobs, and the remaining 20 percent are in manufacturing, construction and mining. We continue to have an important ag sector. Dairy and berries in particular are notable by most any measure. We are a large dairy producer and one of the largest (if not the largest) raspberry producers. Back to the non-ag data, we have a slightly larger construction sector than you’d expect for an economy our size—looking particularly at heavy construction, not residential home builders. We’re also still a bit underrepresented in insurance and financial services compared Views expressed here are not necessarily those of Cascadia Weekly. to other metro areas. CW: How important is construction to the local economy? HH: I’ve already hinted at the answer. Construction is important in the local economy. We have more jobs than you’d expect in that sector and the wages are good. It is one of the few sectors where workers earn wages above the state or national average for the sector. The strength in that sector is not tied mostly to single family home construction, though that element is responsible for much of the recent volatility in the sector. The hidden strength comes from companies like Haskell and others involved in heavy construction—many of which work on large projects all over the west and in Alaska. CW: How does retail shape up for 2007? HH: Retail is a bit of a mystery to me. We’ve had more retail growth in recent years than can be easily explained by factors such as population or employment growth, construction, and infl ation. John Mitchell mentioned during his presentation that the savings rate in the United States has been negative recently. I pointed out the role of refinancing in strong retail numbers. We both felt retail had to slow a bit as home price appreciation slowed (or declined). That said, I think retail growth will fall back to something “normal” rather than tumbling down too far. CW: If you could make one fix or recommendation to local economic development, what might that be? HH: I listen to many good discussions in private about what it will take for an economy to be vibrant and healthy in, say, 20 years. People mention the need for cooperation among the cities and counties in the area, investments in infrastructure, work force training, etc. But publicly I hear more growth versus no growth or us against them... and I don’t understand it. I’d recommend that people be a lot more open and analytical when they discuss economic policies. 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But here’s the problem: That amount of money will barely cover one paid EDC executive, so what’s the point? It’s an expensive shovelful of dirt to hide the smell of this corpse. The fact is we already have a countywide economic development agency. It’s called the Port of Bellingham, and its done a good job within a mission limited to filling the agency’s own pockets. If the Gristle could assign one last useful task to the EDC it would be to figure out how to make the Port more responsive to economic development efforts in areas other than the Port’s own properties. The other SLICC to get another scoop at taxpayer’s expense while farting about “economic development” is the Whatcom/Bellingham Chamber of Commerce. The CoC gobbled $129,000 from the County’s budget for tourism promotion, with another $34,000 arriving from the City’s lodging tax fund. While the Chamber has publicly backed away from lobbying a national agenda of anti-government, anti-labor screed, this suckhole organization remains silent on issues that actually affect commerce locally— issues like parking, urban beautification and renewal, and support of local entrepreneurship in the face of global competition. This the Chamber leaves to smaller organizations like the city’s merchant associations, the Downtown Renaissance Network and Sustainable Connections. Sustainable Connections recently completed its renowned Buy Local Week emphasis, drawing thousands of holiday shoppers from big-boxes and strip malls into our downtown centers. The Chamber, meanwhile, clutches its wee-wee thinking it’s a cannon. Many economic development efforts loudly court blue-sky multinationals and chase vapor projects like deep-water ports; others quietly focus on entrepreneurship and small business development, the real engine of the local economy. The model is Western’s Small Business Development Center. One of 25 small business development centers in Washington, Western’s SBDC generated 18 percent of new business investment and more than over 25 percent of the jobs created or saved statewide in 2005. The program is so successful SBDC director Tom Dorr and his staff were honored at a statewide meeting of small business development centers in Leavenworth this month. Recently the SBDC announced the opening of an expanded business research center, which Dorr says is unique in the state of Washington. Here’s the truth about economic development efforts: You know when they’re working because at the very least they quickly pay for themselves. Others suck as they lick. Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 BellinghamChamberChorale The Gristle 7 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News NEWS 8-12 8-11 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 8 news local regional BY CATHY LOGG WTA Smart Trips SMART TRIPS STATS JULY-NOV. 2006: • 2,968 total participants registered • 109,680 trips logged in Whatcom County • 1,840,895 driving miles saved • 18 emergency taxi rides home For more information, call 756-TRIP or log on to whatcomsmarttrips.org. Incentives, enjoyment and environmental concerns motivate participants to walk, ride buses, bicycle or carpool THE NEARLY 3,000 participants in Whatcom Transportation Authority’s Smart Trips program have saved a total of 1.8 million drive-alone miles since the program began in July. Charles Greene, who works in downtown Bellingham but lives in Snohomish County, commutes to work by bus from Mount Vernon about three times a week and carpools the other two weekdays. He recently underwent surgery on his shoulder, then tried to return to work two weeks later, before his shoulder had healed completely. “I was a little overzealous,” Greene said. By midday, he was in so much pain he knew he had to leave, but the next available bus wouldn’t leave Bellingham for a few hours. Greene, 49, a Smart Trips participant, called and asked about the program’s emergency taxi rides. He got a ride to his car and arrived home by midafternoon to get some pain relief. “It was wonderful,” Greene said. “I’ve ridden buses for 17 years,” the confirmed commuter says. “WTA has been the best. It’s 75 cents to go from Mount Vernon to Bellingham. How do you beat that?” Through the Smart Trips program, Greene is eligible for a free bus pass because he works in downtown Bellingham. “In the mornings, I read and gab,” Greene says. “It’s a lot of the same people each day. In the afternoon, it’s minimal gabbing—that’s nap time. And my family’s happy for it because I come home in a much better mood. I work in a very stressful “It’s important to recognize that we all can make a difference. The most important thing is the program makes people take some responsibility for cleaning up and protecting our environment.” —Cori Kauk field and I find that the ride helps me de-stress, something you can’t do when you’re driving.” The three-year Smart Trips program will cost about $1.2 million. The City of Bellingham is contributing $300,000, Whatcom Council of Govern- ments $240,000, WTA $225,000, and Whatcom County $60,000. The state Department of Transportation is chipping in another $150,000 plus an $84,000 trip-reduction program grant, and WTA received about $100,000 from several sources through Northwest Clean Air Agency. The purpose of Smart Trips is to encourage motorists to leave their cars at home and walk, ride the bus, bicycle or carpool as much as possible. Incentives include cash prize drawings, discounts at local businesses and a limited number of emergency taxi rides home. Smart Trips also distributes free bus passes to Whatcom County riders at least 18 years old who live or work in downtown Bellingham or Fairhaven. Participants create an online profile at whatcomsmarttrips.org, where they log information Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News NEWS8-12 8-11 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 Charles Greene commutes by WTA buses three days a week between Mount Vernon and his job in downtown Bellingham. Photos by Greg McCracken “In the mornings, I read and gab. It’s a lot of the same people each day. In the afternoon, it’s minimal gabbing—that’s nap time.” —Charles Greene CA97<97?CIH CIF@=B9C: &9HH9FDF9GG!F99H=B; 5F8G-H5H=CB9FM IHHCBG *( ! +! & -+! & ++ ( *! &,! & / ! & ! &.!,,!'&+ & % ( ( * & -! $, ''#+ ''#* (! * . 3 4!4 %3 4" % , , ) . ' ( ! - ")3/."//+").$).'#/- Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 on the method of transportation, length of the trip and whether the purpose was work, errands, leisure or school. They can enter one trip per day. The website tallies the effect in terms of the number of pounds of hydrocarbons, carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide prevented from being emitted into the air, and the amount of fuel savings. The website also tracks each individual’s eligibility for prizes as they reach personal trip milestones. Through the end of November, participants had logged almost 110,000 Smart Trips. Thirty-four percent were bus rides, 27 percent bicycle rides, 24 percent carpooling and 15 percent walking, said Maureen McCarthy, WTA community relations and marketing manager. Seventy-six percent of those trips for work, nine percent errands, 8 percent school and 7 percent leisure activities, she said. WTA officials don’t know yet whether Smart Trips participants have accounted for the agency’s increasing ridership, but beginning in January, the agency will be able to track the number of Smart Trips made using the free bus passes, due to the addition of a new software program and card reader, McCarthy said. While the cost savings are to the individual participants, “We become more efficient the more people jump on the buses,” she said. “It becomes a better use of a resource.” Cori Kauk, who works for the city parks department and lives in downtown Bellingham, not only uses her free bus pass, she also walks, rides her bicycle and carpools. She enjoys tracking how much she’s helping the environment by reducing the amount of chemicals emitted into the air by her car. “I’m already a pretty good commuter,” said Kauk, 32. “I totally promote (the program) to my friends. I’ve committed to taking buses as much as I can, and I never did that before.” She now rides the bus about three times a week, and has made about 50 bus trips so far. “That’s been a good eye-opener for me, seeing the impact that just an individual like me can have,” Kauk said. “It’s important to recognize that we all can make a difference. The most important thing is the program makes people take some responsibility for cleaning up and protecting our environment. “I just watched Al Gore’s movie, Inconvenient Truth,” she said. “It’s really huge. It’s going to take every individual in our community to work on that, so we can make an improvement in global warming. One of my challenges is realizing that it’s OK to slow down. It takes more planning and it takes more patience. You have to commit to living a little differently.” Kauk enjoys the discounts local merchants contribute for program participants, which have helped her save money on her Christmas gifts. And she’s only filled her gas tank a few times since joining the program in August, saving her lots of money on gas, she said. She’s turned her boyfriend and at least five other friends onto the Smart Trips program, and they now ride the bus to Western Washington University, Whatcom Community College, and other destinations. Kauk listens to music while commuting, and, she said, “There’s a lot of entertaining people on the bus, and I enjoy people-watching.” 9 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News NEWS 8-12 8-11 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 10 news :: local national PERHAPS STUDY ECONOMIC AND COMMUNITY IMPACT ANALYSIS BY EMILY WEINTER Big-Box Hearings Alternatives for limiting large stores pose profound policy issues ON THURSDAY night, Bellingham Planning PARTICIPATE: Bellingham Planning Commission will take public comment at 7pm Thurs., Dec. 14, in City Hall, in preparation to making a recommendation to Bellingham City Council about how to proceed when a six-month moratorium on retail stores of more than 100,000 square feet expires in March. Read the planning staff recommendations and other documents on the city’s web site, cob. org (in the Planning Department pages under Land Use Code). Email comments can be sent to mvogel@cob.org. Commission will listen to public comment about what to do when the six-month moratorium on construction of stores larger than 100,000 square feet expires in March. Then the citizen volunteers on the Planning Commission will make a recommendation to Bellingham City Council, the decision-makers on this issue. The six-month moratorium was passed by the council in September in response to Wal-Mart announcing interest in expanding its Meridian Street store to almost 200,000 square feet and adding a full grocery. Wal-Mart subsequently withdrew its proposal. In September, the council also directed the planning department to study and report back on whether the City’s development regulations should be amended to address the impacts, particularly economic and social, as well as what mitigation is required if large stores are built. The planning department made three recommendations: • Offset impervious surfaces by buying Lake Whatcom development rights. • Offset impacts on wages by paying for affordable housing—at a cost of about $550,000 for a 110,000-square-foot retail development. • Pay WTA enough to add 12 to 13 additional bus trips to serve a 100,000-square-foot site. Planning Director Tim Stewart supports this proposal because “If a retailer wanted to build a very big store, they’d have to provide other benefits to the community.” Each of the six recommended mitigations supports a policy in Bellingham’s Comprehensive Plan. However, missing from the staff analysis is whether the resulting stores would themselves support or undermine Comp Plan policies. Stewart said if the council adopts this proposal, he believes it would not prevent big-box development. “If the community wants to prohibit them, this is not the alternative they should approve.” The third recommendation raises fundamental issues about the relationship between government and business. The staff report says: “If there is interest in using an economic and community impact analysis, the City should conduct further review to clarify the objectives and method prior to adopting a code provision.” The list of provisions such an analysis might include are patterned after legislation passed in California but not signed by the governor. The staff report says these provisions address many of the concerns expressed in the Bellingham moratorium ordinance. Stewart said planners’ big concern about this alternative is how the impact statement would be applied. “We can do the statement, but so what?” Stewart asks. “What criteria and standards would be used to deny an application?” For example: • The analysis would assess whether a proposed retail establishment will result in a net increase or decrease in retail employment—but criteria are needed to determine which would be rated a positive: increasing or decreasing retail employment. • The analysis would assess the effect on wages and benefits of employees of other retail busi- DESIGN REVIEW WHAT A BIG-BOX MORATORIUM MIGHT HAVE EXCLUDED Design review would be required for stores larger than 100,000 square feet. Procedures would be similar to current design review for multi-family development, with review done by city staff. The proposed design standards would require pedestrian-friendly site plans, repeating patterns on facades, landscaping, high-quality materials and community amenities like benches. BELLINGHAM STORES CURRENTLY MORE THAN 100,000 SQUARE FEET ALLOW, BUT REQUIRE MITIGATION Stores larger than 100,000 square feet would be allowed only if the retailer chose to do at least one of the following: • Locate more than 50 percent of parking below ground or below the structure. • Build a second story for any new project larger than 100,000 square feet. • Build to the silver LEEDS environmentally sensitive design rating. MACY’S Bellis Fair Mall 100,513 sq. ft. TARGET Bellis Fair Mall 106,324 sq. ft. K-MART Sunset Square Shopping Center 116,182 sq. ft. FRED MEYER* Lakeway Drive 125,201 sq. ft. FORMER HOME BASE East Bellis Fair Pkwy. 126,245 sq. ft. HOME DEPOT Telegraph Road 129,921 sq. ft. COSTCO* Meridian Street 133,233 sq. ft.** LOWE’S HOME IMPROVEMENT East Sunset Drive 154,129 sq. ft. WAL-MART Meridian Street 159,679 sq. ft. FRED MEYER* West Bakerview Road 166,919 sq. ft. These stores paid $2.75 million in sales taxes to the City of Bellingham from September 2006 to August 2006, representing 15 percent of total sales taxes collected. * includes large grocery component **excluding gas station Source: Bellingham planning department having negative economic impacts? And if such regulation of big-box stores is legislated, would it be followed by laws regulating smaller businesses, for example, locally owned businesses that pay minimum wage, or cannot afford to offer health insurance to employees? Another provision of the economic analysis would assess “the extent to which the proposed retail facility will capture a share of retail sales in the community and the potential impact of the project on existing employers in the community.” Again, the ideological challenge is clear: Should local legislation protect existing businesses from competition? NOT RECOMMENDED: Alternatives outlined in the staff report that planners did not recommend include: • No change in existing regulations. • Retail size capped at 100,000 square feet with no :: news exceptions. This would make about nine existing stores “non-conforming.” These buildings would still be allowed to change from one retailer to another and alterations would be allowed that did not increase floor area, but if more than 50 percent of the store was destroyed by any cause, reconstruction would require a ruling by the Hearing Examiner that it minimizes conflict with the code, and mitigations could be required. • A size cap for retail facilities that devote more than 10 percent of floor area to the sale of non-taxable merchandise, for example, groceries. The report says a size cap could cause a side effect if a large retailer locates in a nearby community: “The size cap community may feel the impacts from the use but will not receive the fees or tax payments.” Stewart said, “In the ideal world, it would be important for the city and county and small cities to come together and reach a region-wide retail strategy.” SIC p.m. U M 8 E t. at LIV y Sa er Ev TOMORROW – REGISTER TODAY! THURSDAY, Dec 14th, 2006 1-6pm at the Bellingham Cruise Terminal Free Sessions Open to the Public Workshop Topics include: • • • • Energy and water conservation for the home and landscape ENERGY STAR and BuiltGreen certified homes How to make green building materials fit your budget Solar electric for your home and business For more information check out www.sconnect.org Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 nesses—but criteria are needed to determine which would be judged a positive: raising or lowering community wages and benefits. • The analysis would assess how the construction and operation of the proposed retail facility will affect the supply and demand for retail space in the community—but criteria are needed to determine which effects on supply and demand would be rated positive or negative. Bellingham has heard a great deal of public dialogue recently about the need for government to stand up to businesses that have negative economic impact on the community, but never before have policy decisions that could accomplish this been so clearly presented. The suggested provisions of economic impact assessment listed in the staff report pose for the Planning Commission, the council and the public a clear ideological challenge: Are we as a community going to legislate a rating of business practices and prohibit those rated as national Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 local 11 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News NEWS 8-12 8-11 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 12 Fuzz Buzz NEW LOWS IN WAR ON GETTING HIGH On Dec. 2, a 34-year-old Langley, B.C., man was rescued after being lost for four days in the North Cascades. The man was hypothermic but otherwise uninjured when a U.S. Coast Guard helicopter hoisted him out of waist-deep snow near Church Mountain northeast of Glacier, said Whatcom County Sheriff’s officials. The man told search and rescue coordinators that he started his trip with no camping equipment, enough food for one day and a GPS device. His GPS failed and he became disoriented in whiteout snow Wednesday night, according to a news release from the Sheriff’s Office. Four days later, a U.S. Customs and Border Protection helicopter flying in the area saw “HELP” stamped into the snow near the Canyon Ridge and Boundary Way trails, then spotted the man about a mile north of the sign, and less than a mile from the U.S.-Canada border. Immediately after his rescue, the man was arrested on drug smuggling charges. Immigration officials say he had crossed the border from Canada with three pounds of marijuana in his backpack. He’s accused of possessing a controlled substance with intent to deliver. On Nov. 30, University Police responded to a fire alarm in Buchanan Towers that officers noted was likely caused by pot smoke. Campus cops noted a drug “manufacture/grow” operation in the residence hall, which piqued the interest of WWU journalism students. A reporter requested, via e-mail, the suspect’s name, address, age and the type and quantity of evidence but was told that no report could be released because the police claimed it could compromise the ongoing investigation. Informed that was untrue by the Student Press Law Center, UP finally released a redacted report that had only a single name. Diligent reporters continued to investigate and learned the “manu- facture/grow” operation consisted entirely of some “magic” mushroom spore sprouting in a moldy old guitar case. On Dec. 5, a hooded gunman robbed the Fairhaven Pharmacy and made off with an undisclosed amount of OxyContin tablets. Earlier that day, an armed man held a knife to a clerk’s throat at a Fairhaven gas station and made off with an undisclosed amount of cash. LET IT SNOW On Nov. 30, an 18-year-old Bellingham man ran three stop signs sledding down Taylor Street at a high rate of speed before striking his head against the back left tire of a traveling pickup truck. Both the truck and the man’s head sustained minor injuries. In a similar accident, an 8-year-old Lake Whatcom boy broke two ribs and suffered other minor injuries after sledding down his driveway and under the car one of his parents was driving. Over the snowy week, Washington State Patrol officials reported more than 400 vehicle accidents, mostly slide-offs. Briefly CITY ADOPTS BUDGET Bellingham City Council on Dec. 11 approved a $205 million budget for 2007. The budget includes money for a new emergency management division, additional police staffing, enhancements to telecommunications and web-based services, affordable housing strategic planning, waterfront redevelopment master planning and funding to implement the current Greenways levy. ECOLOGY DELIVERS SPILL EQUIPMENT On Dec. 6, the state Department of Ecology delivered a 16-foot trailer filled with spill response equipment to a parking lot near Bellingham Cruise Terminal. In the coming weeks, three more trailers will be located in Whatcom County: at the Port of Blaine, Point Roberts Fire Station, and Lummi Nation. Each trailer is filled with an oil containment boom, absor- bent pads, protective clothing and other gear that will be available for emergencies. The 2006 legislative session appropriated $1.45 million to Ecology to place about 60 oil response trailers around the state. Ecology has also stationed a first responder in its Bellingham field office for the first time. Ecology plans to increase its Bellingham spill response team to three people. LAST CHANCE FOR WATERFRONT COMMENTS Dec. 18 is the deadline for commenting on the Department of Ecology’s proposed cleanup plan for Bellingham Bay. To read the draft cleanup documents or submit written comments online, go to ecy.wa.gov Or pick up a free CD at Ecology’s Bellingham office, 1204 Railroad Ave. For help, RE Sources offers its final educational, “How to Provide Written Comment on the RI/FS,” at 7pm Thurs., Dec. 14, at Bellingham Public Library. Seasons Greetings from Hannegan Square Gigi’s Café Complete Interior Design Service • Kitchen & Bath Cabinets • • Carpet • Vinyl • Tile • • Granite Countertops • • All types of Flooring • M–F 9–5:30 • Sat 10–4 4071 Hannegan Rd. #K 738-3656 Highest Quality Service at Affordable Prices • Windshield Replacement • • Rock Chip Repair • • Insurance Approved • M–F 8–5:00 4073 Hannegan Rd. #C 527-8774 One-Year Anniversary! • The Only Moose Café in Bellingham• • Dec. 15th–Free Fries w/any Burger • from Around the World • Free Hot Apple Cider & Cookies 12:00-2:00 • • Ask about our Burger Punch Cards • M–F 6–3:30 4073 Hannegan Rd. #B 738-8096 Visit all the Hannegan Square Shops at the corner of Hannegan & Bakerview running In STORY AND PHOTO BY JOHN D’ONOFRIO of cycling fitness Search Silence An early winter’s journey to Artist Point DON’T LET the noise and bluster of the parking lot fool you. There is quiet to be found at the end of the trail—that particular quiet unique to places that have lost themselves beneath a thick and acoustically profound blanket of snow. It’s the preternatural silence of lonely and high places: the hush that makes you feel the need to whisper. Serious quiet. The parking lot at the upper lodge at Mt. Baker is, of course, anything but quiet. The air is filled with the roaring of engines, the throbbing of sub-woofers and the high-pitched noises of joy that children make when they play in the snow. The parking lot is busy. During a winter weekend after the white stuff has been flying (which is, of course, most winter weekends) the downhill ski area is rocking. Everybody GETTING wants a piece of the action, and, in this THERE neck of the woods, the action is at Mt. Artist Point is accessed Baker. As the reputation of “our” mounfrom the upper lodge at tain continues to grow, the pilgrims the Mt. Baker Ski area. are ever more numerous. They come in Ski up along the path of search of good times and memorable the summer road through the ski area or follow the endorphin rushes and they usually find steeper “shortcut” that both in abundance. angles up to the right toWe’re looking for something else, howwards Austin Pass. Bear ever. Remember, we’re after the quiet. right at the Pass and So we clip into our cross-country skis either continue to follow the snowed over road and glide up into the midst of the hustle to Kulshan Ridge or cut and bustle. Our journey to the stillness diagonally up the final begins in the heart of the maelstrom as slope. Exercise caution we shuffle our way up the slopes. Skiers under all conditions. For and boarders whistle past us every few more info: mtbaker.us. seconds. We are salmon, swimming upstream against the current of Gore-Tex, fleece, and I-pods. At last we reach the long-awaited sign; you know, the one that sternly warns us that beyond this point we are out of the ski area and very definitely on our own. I love the part about my heirs being billed for failed rescue attempts. Like the sign in The Wizard of Oz, it should simply say, “I’d turn back if I was you.” But, of course, we don’t turn back. The route ahead is safe enough unless avalanche conditions are severe or whiteout conditions prevail. Today we’re in luck. So on we go, leaving the hue and cry of the ski area behind us. We ascend to the wonderland of Austin Pass with its million-dollar view of Shuksan rearing up into the sky above the Swift Creek Valley. Onward and upward! The route from here follows the summer road and before long we find ourselves atop Kulshan Ridge at the aptly named Artist Point. The thing to do now is maneuver the elegant bumps and grinds of the ridge to its highest spot, Huntoon Point, where the great white sea of peaks is revealed in all its glory. Here is the marquee view of the magnificent North Cascades. Here is the cold and cleansing winter wind, fresh off the glaciers. Here is the quiet. THURS., DEC. 14 MAKING A STAND: A Greenpeace documentary titled Making a Stand shows at 7pm at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Founding Greenpeace member Rex Weyler will be on hand to answer questions. The event is free. For more info: 734-6080. BIKE SMART: Get tips on how to be a better cyclist and bike owner at “BikeSmart” workshops at 5pm every Thursday at the Bellingham Public Market, 1530 Cornwall Ave. The gatherings are free. For more info: 676-4955. SAT., DEC. 16 TULIP TREKKERS: The NW Tulip Trekkers will meet up for a Volkswalk at 10am at the Coachman Inn on Highway 20, Oak Harbor. For more info: (360) 6793637 or nwtrekkers.org. FERNDALE FLAT: All are welcome to participate in the Ferndale Flat and Fast 10K starting at 10am at Pioneer Park, 2004 Cherry St. For more info: (360) 223-0264. SUN., DEC. 17 HOLIDAY CHEER RUN: Hook up for a Holiday Cheer Run/Walk around the south side starting at 1pm at Fairhaven Runners & Walkers, 1209 11th St. Festive holiday attire is encouraged and refreshments will be available after the free event. For more info: 676-4955. MUCKFEST: The Northern State Muckfest 10K starts at 9am at the Northern State Recreational Area in Sedro Woolley. Entry fee is $3. For more info: (360) 856-6990 or skagitrunners.org. TUES., DEC. 19 WILDLIFE PHOTOS: Local photographer Patrick Reeves will give a free “Wildlife of the Pacific Northwest” talk at 6pm at REI, 400 36th St. For more info: 647-8955. GET Out OUT 13 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 hiking GET OUT Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 get out LISTINGS 13 WORDS COMMUNITY 14-15 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & &Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 14 words community lectures books Wall in Jerusalem. The students vote on what menorah to light and, as they watch the candles slowly burn down, I teach them the dreidel game (a “gambling” game played with a foursided top), tell the Chanukah story and make latkes (traditional potato pancakes). I love sharing their excitement as they learn about this “new” holiday. This year, Chanukah begins at sundown Dec. 15 and runs until sundown Dec. 23. For the first time in Whatcom County, there will be a public menorah lighting sponsored by the Chabad Jewish Center. On Dec. 20, BY DAWN LANDAU a six-foot menorah will be lit on the Fairhaven Village Green. Following the lighting, all are invited to a Chanukah party at the Fairhaven Public Library. The fact that Chanukah is WHEN DECEMBER approaches, I inevitably think of not in every shop window, latkes and blue lights, Christmas trees and ornaments, meor advertised continually norahs and presents. Mine is a “bi-holiday” family, celebratstarting in October, makes ing both Christmas and Chanukah. We honor them separately, it that much more special. avoiding the Hallmarkish labels of “Christmakkah” and “HanukChanukah is typically celkamas” popularized in recent years. In our home, each holiday ebrated with family and is precious for its own traditions and value. However, because friends, and, while there is my husband and children are Jewish, the real emphasis is on less pomp and circumstance, Chanukah. Over the years, I have come to love the holiday for it has just as much meaning its unique wonder and meaning. and magic for us as ChristHistorically, Chanukah commemorates the epic battle for relimas does for others. gious freedom that the Maccabees fought against Each Chanukah, the Syrian king, Antiochus IV Epiphanes, in 168 I am moved by the BCE. The word “Chanukah”—also spelled Hanukknowledge that as kah—means “dedication” and refers to the rededour family lights ication of the Hebrew temple in Jerusalem after that first candle in WHAT: Public Menorah Lighting and Party the Macabees prevailed. When they were ready our home, millions WHEN: 5:30pm Wed., to celebrate the rededication, there was only of Jews around the Dec. 20 enough oil to light the menorah for one night. world are doing the WHERE: Fairhaven VilMiraculously, the oil lasted eight nights. Today, very same thing as lage Green, Fairhaven Chanukah is celebrated for eight nights to recall the sun sets in their Public Library COST: Free this miracle and celebrate religious freedom. countries. With this INFO: 933-4818 or For 11 years I have visited my children’s simple gesture, we JewishBellingham.com classrooms each December to tell this story and are all united—enshare Chanukah with their classmates. The past joying this ancient six years, I have gone to Happy Valley Elementary, where it has “festival of lights” by become an anticipated event. The students enjoy hearing the lighting menorahs, eating story and learning about the traditions. I bring my collection latkes, playing dreidel, and of menorahs and many of the kids now have personal favorites. celebrating miracles and Mine is a gorgeous glass menorah, representing the Wailing freedom. Happy Chanukah! Recalling a miracle Go LISTINGS WORDS WED., DEC. 13 WRITERS THEATRE: Read original poetry, fiction or memoirs at the free Chuckanut Sandstone Writers Theatre at 7pm at the Firehouse Performing Arts Center, 1314 Harris Ave. For more info: 734-2776. OLD FASHIONED: Former Bellinghamster Ethel Stockton—who’s 91-years-old— reads from her third book, Old Fashioned, at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. SPOKEN WORD WEDNESDAY: Read your poetry at “Spoken Word Wednesdays” starting each week at 7:30pm at the Bellingham Public Market, 1530 Cornwall Ave. Entry is free. For more info: 714-0800. THURS., DEC. 14 WHAT CAME BEFORE: Bestselling author Elizabeth George reads from her latest mystery, What Came Before He Shot Her, at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. FRI., DEC. 15 STORYTELLING: Members of the Bellingham Storytellers Guild will tell tales at 7pm at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. Entry is free. For more info: 714-9631. SAT., DEC. 16 BOOK OF COOKIES: The final meeting of the Armchair Chefs happens at 4pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. Lauren Chattman’s Mom’s Big Book of Cookies will be the inspiration for today’s meeting (author not attending). For more info: 671-2626. HOLIDAY STORIES: Bring the kids—and a pillow or blanket—for Holiday Story Night at 5pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. T’was the Night Before Christmas is on the list. For more info: 671-2626. MON., DEC. 18 POETRY NIGHT: Read your words at Poetry Night at 8pm every Monday at Fantasia Espresso, 1332 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 715-0632 or poetrynight.org. COMMUNITY DEC. 13- 19 RESTORE YOURSELF: In preparation for their big move, RE Store (600 W. Holly St.) is holding a big ol’ moving sale starting today and continuing through Dec. 19. (FYI: Dec. 16-19, everything’s 80 percent off!) For more info: 647-5921. THURS., DEC. 14 HISTORY PROGRAM: The Whatcom County Historical Society will hold a “History Holiday 2006” talk at 7:30pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 671-6981 or whatcommuseum.org. GREEN BUILDING: If you haven’t already registered for the Green Building Conference happening from 1-6pm at the Bellingham Cruise Terminal, you should know that from 4-6pm, there’ll be a free trade show open to the public. For more info: 647-7093 or sconnect.org. FIELD OF PEACE: The Bellingham Institute of Noetic Sciences will hold a “Moving to Shalom Field of Peace” interactive presentation from 7-9pm at Wise Awakenings, 310 Holly St. For more info: 7561890 or bions.net. DEC. 14 - 17 LIGHTS OF CHRISTMAS: The 10th annual “Lights of Christmas” happens from 510pm Thurs. through Sat. through Dec. 28 at Warm Beach Camp in Stanwood. Entry is $7-$10. For more info: (800) 2286724 or warmbeach.com. DEC. 15 - 17 SANTA TRAIN #1: Ten acres of lighted forest can be explored during Santa Train Rides from 5-9pm Fri. through Sun. at the Miniature World Family Fun Center, 4620 Birch Bay-Lynden Rd. Entry is $5.75. For more info: 371-7700 or miniatureworld.org. SAT., DEC. 16 FARMERS MARKET: Attend the Bellingham Farmers Market from 10am-3pm every Sat. through Dec. 23 at the Depot Market Square. For more info: 647-2060 or bellinghamfarmers.org. SANTA TRAIN #2: Travel through the woods of Wickersham on the Lake Whatcom Railway’s Santa Claus Train at noon and 2:30pm today and Dec. 23. Tickets are $7-$14. For more info: (360) 595-2218. LIBRARY BIRTHDAY: Celebrate 102 years of library service with a 1904 Costume Party at 1pm at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. Music by Scrub Hubber will be on hand, and all are invited. For more info: 647-6877. SUN., DEC. 17 CHOIR AUCTION: The Bellingham Children’s Choir will hold a Holiday Dinner and Silent Auction at 6pm at the Majestic, 1027 N. Forest St. Admission is $20. For more info: 306-1543 or baay.org. MON., DEC. 18 GIVING TREE: All are welcome at tonight’s 13th annual Giving Tree wrapping party at 7pm at Village Books. Wrapping paper and treats will be available at the community event. For more info: 671-2626. PRAYERS FOR PEACE: All denominations are welcome to attend a Prayer Vigil for Peace in the Middle East at 5:30pm at First Christian Church, 495 E. Bakerview Rd. For more info: 734-6820. PLACES Photo courtesy of Brett Baunton Photo courtesy of Fred Sears Reissued classic celebrates our special place “The ultimate experiencing of a sense of place comes from grounding our lives in such specific gifts of earth, and in having the sense to preserve them” —Author Ivan Doig in the introduction to Whatcom Places II PERHAPS THE most loving gift this holiday season, Whatcom Land Trust released its fresh edition of Whatcom Places II, an updated celebration in words and photographs of this region’s most scenic and spiritual landscapes. Like its predecessor, the new 136-page glossy book soars from the snowy summit of Mt. Baker to sundappled Bellingham Bay, pausing along the way at a number of roads less traveled… and purposely so. The mission of Whatcom Land Trust is to preserve such special places and the wildlife that inhabits them, securing these assets for future generations through land stewardship. As with the original volume, Whatcom Places II is a volunteer effort that calls attention to this mission. So much more than a collection of pretty pictures (and they are pretty), this book argues for the respectful relationship between people and the land that sustains them. Central to this new release is a maturing vision for the land trust, an acknowledgment of vibrant economy in Whatcom’s urban centers, a wealth that makes possible the acquisitions that are central to the or- ganization’s purpose. With each turn of the page, we’re treated to voices of residents telling us why they call this area home. We need places where people live, these folks tell us. But, also, we need places where people do not live. “Quite unintended, there’s a consistent thread of ‘spiritual’ connection with, and concern for, land,” relates board member Bob Keller, who edited Whatcom Places II and played a key role in its development. Indeed, from the foreword on, a sense of deep connectedness infuses this volume. It’s a sense difficult to avoid in a book filled with such stunning vistas of nature at its most dramatic. “The Whatcom Land Trust relies on community support for its preservation of imperiled places,” environmental reporter Bill Dietrich tells us in the opening pages. “Its word ‘trust’ not only implies that we trust the organization to hold and protect our heartland for future generations, but that it trusts us to sustain its mission. This book is a means to do so. It is a communion, if you will, between its contributors and readers—a commemoration of a landscape that, in its richness and ability to inspire, is holy.” Available at bookstores and other locations throughout Whatcom County. For more information, call the Whatcom Land Trust at 650-9470. Proceeds from book sales will go to the Whatcom Land Trust to buy land for preservation. Photo courtesy of Brett Baunton -W=SYV,IEXMRK&MPP8SS,MKL# ;)'%2,)04 'EPP8SHE] ,SQI )RIVK]7SPYXMSRW HOMEEES947Q J SV E G S WX IJ JIG X M ZI [IE X LIVM ^E X M S R WORDS& &Community COMMUNITY 14-15 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 hatcom Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 BY TIM JOHNSON 15 ART 16 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 16 visual galleries openings profiles “The Twins” by Lesley Long SEE IT WHAT: Festival of the Arts WHEN: 10am-7pm daily through Dec. 24 WHERE: Whatcom Center, 1310 Cornwall Ave. COST: Entry is free INFO: 676-8548 or alliedarts.com WHAT: Pacific Arts Holiday Market WHEN: 10am-6pm, Dec. 15-17, 22-24 WHERE: 216 Grand Ave. COST: Entry is free INFO: 738-6442 BY AMY KEPFERLE Art Markets Don’t blow it all at the mall FOR SOME, the thought of visiting the mall during the holiday season—especially during congested weekends—is tantamount to a trip to the dentist to get your bicuspids yanked. But Christmas shopping doesn’t have to be painful. This past Saturday I found myself perusing both Allied Arts’ Festival of the Arts and the Pacific Arts Market, and I’m here to tell you internal torture wasn’t part of the equation. When I arrived at the 27th annual Holiday Festival of the Arts (open daily through Christmas Eve), Santa was lounging around waiting for someone to sit on his lap, accomplished local pianist Karen Fitzgerald was providing calming background tunes and shoppers were making their way through more than 100 displays from local artists and craftspeople. Although helpful volunteers were wandering around offering baskets and generally keeping an eye on things, there was no “hard sell” involved. Each item has a price and the artist’s code, so you pay at the end when you’ve made your selections. In addition to funneling funds to local artisans, the art markets happening downtown—and at area churches, granges and other alternative venues this month—offer patrons the opportunity to give truly unique gifts. I walked away with a couple of cards featuring clever animals from artist Lesley Long (pictured) that I intend to frame before wrapping, a hip magnet with a quote by Mae West made by multimedia maven Clarissa Callesen—who touts herself as a “creator of original, amazing, unusual things”—a bookmark featuring a photo of an unfurling Whatcom County fern by Gloria Ruyle, and beaded earrings by Marlene Van Beek. Pottery, paintings, handcrafted clothing, bears made from recycled fur coats, a plethora of jewelry, garden art, handmade purses, lamps, hand-bound books, blown glass and much more can be found at the Festival of the Arts. Browsing is part of the fun, and it’s likely an hour or more will pass by the time you’ve made your selections. The 9th annual Pacific Arts Holiday Market is open Fridays through Sundays through Christmas Eve, and it’s also worth a look-see. More than 60 well-known artists and crafters have their wares on display at the future home of the Whatcom Children’s Museum, and the feeling there is festive and fun. Live music, a silent auction, and espresso and snacks are also on hand. The artists at Pacific Arts are on location, so it’s possible to get the story behind the creation to pass on to the recipients of your thoughtful gifts. Both art markets bring home the profusion of local talent in Whatcom County, and, for me at least, make the holidays a little less stressful. LISTINGS EVENTS WED., DEC. 13 ART & WINE: The YWCA of Bellingham will hold a Holiday Art Auction and Wine Tasting Benefi t starting at 7pm at the Nightlight Lounge, 211 E. Chestnut St. Donated works by local artists such as Tore Ofteness, Trish Harding, Aaron Brick, and Craig Perry-Ollila will be available. Admission is $5 and includes music and appetizers (wine is extra). For more info: 734-4820, ext. 103. DEC. 13 - 15 THROUGH THE KALEIDOSCOPE: See “Through the Kaleidoscope: Refl ections on Identity Construction in the Al and Vera Leese Collection” through Dec. 15, then again Jan. 9-22, at the Western Gallery on the WWU Campus. Entry is free. For more info: 650-3963. THURS., DEC. 14 DOCENT PROGRAM: Curator Scott Wallin will give a talk on “The Making of an Exhibition” and host a tour of the “Building Tradition” show at 10:15am at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. All are welcome. For more info: 676-6981. SAT., DEC. 16 TRADING CARDS: Local artists can bring 2.5-inchby-3.5-inch original pieces of art to today’s “Artist Trading Cards” event from 2-4pm at Fantasia Espresso, 1324 Cornwall Ave. Entry is free. For more info: 652-3818. EXHIBITS ALLIED ARTS: Photographers Bonnie Lebesch and Dimitri Katsaros will have their work on display through December at Allied Arts, 1418 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 676-8548. BELLINGHAM RAILWAY MUSEUM: The museum is open to the public from noon-5pm Tues. and Thurs.Sat. at 1320 Commercial St. For more info: 393-7540. BLUE HORSE GALLERY: Painters Gary Bennett, Steve Mayo, and Dave Nichols are among the artists being shown through December at the Blue Horse Gallery, 301 W. Holly St. For more info: 671-2305. HANDPRINT ARTS: See works by more than 50 local artists at Handprint Arts, 1611 N. State St. For more info: 647-9087 or handprintarts.org. IMPORT IT: “The Best of 2006” art show can be seen through December at Import 12, 2711 Meridian St. For more info: 752-3233. INSIGHTS GALLERY: “Petite Pieces” features more than 60 small works through Dec. 23 at Insights Gallery, 516 Commercial Ave., Anacortes. For more info: (360) 588-8044 or insightsgallery.com. LUCIA DOUGLAS: The multi-artist “Poetry of the Night Sky” shows through Dec. 23 at Lucia Douglas Gallery, 1415 13th St. For more info: 733-5361 or luciadouglas.com. MINDPORT EXHIBITS: “Luminous Nature,” a show of sculptures by Denise Snyder, shows through Dec. 28 at Mindport Exhibits, 210 W. Holly St. For more info: 647-5614. MONA: See Lanny Bergner’s “Entering Ether” installation through Jan. 7 at La Conner’s Museum of Northwest Art, 121 S. First St. For more info: (360) 4664446 or museumofnwart. org. RADIO MUSEUM: “The Dawn of the Electrical Age” exhibit is currently being featured at the American Museum of Radio & Electricity, 1312 Bay St. For more info: 738-3886 or amre.us. WHATCOM CHILDREN’S MUSUEM: “By the Bay: Working on the Waterfront” is open from 10am5pm Thurs.-Sat. and 125pm Sun. at the Whatcom Children’s Museum, 227 Prospect St. Admission is $3.50. For more info: 7338769. WHATCOM MUSEUM: “Building Tradition: Contemporary Northwest Art from the Tacoma Art Museum” is currently on display at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981 or whatcommuseum.org. dance profiles Kids—and fans of the Wiggles—will be thrilled to know “Dorothy the Dinosaur’s Dance Party” is coming to town Dec. 20 at the Mount Baker Theatre BY AMY KEPFERLE SANTALAND ON STAGE DIARIES The tale of Crumpet the elf “THE WOMAN at Macy’s asked, ‘Would you be interested in full-time elf or evening and weekend elf?’ I said, ‘Full-time elf.’ I have an appointment next Wednesday at noon. I am a 33-year-old man applying See It for a job as an elf.” WHAT: The Santaland If the above paragraph sounds Diaries familiar, you’ve probably read— WHEN: 7:30pm Thurs. and laughed out loud out at—DaDec. 14 vid Sedaris’ The Santaland Diaries, WHERE: Lincoln Thewhich chronicles a season the atre, 712 S. First St., Mount Vernon witty author and NPR commentaCOST: $19 tor spent as Crumpet the elf at INFO: (877) 754-6284 Macy’s SantaLand soon after aror lincolntheatre.org riving in New York City. While it may not have been Sedaris’ dream job, the 31 pages of text that resulted from his tenure as a slacker-turned-Santa’s-helper are what helped make him a household name. For those seeking theatrical holiday fare that isn’t schmaltzy, sugary or miracle-enhanced, The Santaland Diaries is for you. The Lincoln Theatre will offer one performance of the stage version of the Diaries with Skagintonian Luke Naylor at the helm. The show is rated PG-13, so you may want to leave the youngsters at home with videos of Frosty the Snowman and Miracle on 34th Street The adapted version of The Santaland Diaries follows Sedaris from being broke enough to take a job as an elf to him miraculously passing his drug test and then to his retelling of what happens when you don green tights and get an up-close-and-personal look at the seedy underbelly of the Christmas season. His deadpan account of his time as Crumpet includes tales about tired moms arguing in front of the Magic Tree, children vomiting, oversexed co-worker elves, dirty diapers and the corporate hierarchy or elfdom. It’s the credo to “be merry” above all else that grates on Sedaris’ nerves, as he isn’t a relentlessly cheerful person—unlike an enthusiastic colleague who, ”if she had any more spirit, they’d have to medicate her.” There’s also an elf that feels compelled to tell the kiddies she’s not really an elf (she’s an artist!) and a method-ac- tor Santa who stays in character even when the children aren’t around. A brief moment of true Christmas spirit rears its head during The Santaland Diaries in the form of a “somewhat mysterious” Santa who seems to have no real name and who brings adults to tears by reminding them of the real nature of giving, but it’s Sedaris’ snarky observations of what life is like spending Christmas as an overworked elf that bring the text to life. THURS., DEC. 14 RETURN OF CODY: Due to popular demand, Cody Rivers: Volume 11, shows at 8pm at iDiOM Theater, 1418 Cornwall Ave. Tickets are $10 and reservations are strongly recommended. For more info: 201-5464 or idiomtheater.com. GOOD, BAD, UGLY: A new works night dubbed “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” shows at 7:30pm every Thursday at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. At 9:30pm, see “Upfront Unscripted.” Entry is $5. For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. DEC. 14 - 16 WIND WHISTLING: Whistle Down the Wind, a musical parable, shows at 7:30pm Thurs.- Fri. and 2pm and 7:30pm Sat. at Lynden’s Claire vg Thomas Theatre, 655 Front St. Tickets are $10-$12. For more info: (360) 354-4425 or clairevgtheatre.org. LION, WITCH, WARDROBE: A theatrical version of C.S. Lewis’s The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe shows at 7:30pm Thurs. and 8pm Fri.Sat. at the Anacortes Community Theatre, 918 M Ave. Tickets are $14. For more info: (360) 293-6829 or acttheatre.com. DEC. 15 - 16 STILES & FRIENDS: Ryan Stiles and Friends offer up holiday shows at 7:30pm and 9:30pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. Tickets are $10 for students and $15 general. For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. A CHRISTMAS CAROL: An adaptation of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol shows at 8pm at iDiOM Theater, 1418 Cornwall Ave. Tickets are $10. Additional showings happen Dec. 20-22. For more info: 201-5464 or idiomtheater.com SAT., DEC. 16 DROP-IN IMPROV: Introductory improv classes happen at noon for middle and high school students and at 1pm for adults at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. Entry is free. For more info: 7338855 or theupfront.com. DANCE SAT., DEC. 16 CONTRA DANCE: KGB provides the tunes for tonight’s Contra Dance happening from 7:30-11pm at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. Entry is $8. For more info: 676-1554. DINNER DANCE: The public is invited to a Christmas Dinner Dance and membership drive at 6:30pm at the Elks Lodge, 710 Samish Way. Music by the Reflections will lead the way. Tickets are $16. For more info and to make reservations: 676-2463. DEC. 16 - 20 NUTCRACKER: Northwest Ballet Theatre performs its rendition of The Nutcracker at 7:30pm Sat. and 2pm Sun. at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. They’ll also offer shows at 7:30pm Tues.-Wed. at Mount Vernon’s McIntyre Hall, 2501 E. College Way. Tickets are $15-$25. For more info: 734-6080 or (866) 624-6897. WED., DEC. 20 DOROTHY THE DINO: Dance and music will be part of “Dorothy the Dinosaur’s Dance Party” at 7pm at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Tickets are $20-$30. For more info: 734-6080 or mountbakertheatre.com. TO GET YOUR EVENTS LISTED ON Stage STAGE 17 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 theater DEC. 15 - 17 Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 stage LISTINGS email them to amy@cascadiaweekly.com 17 MUSIC 18-21 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifieds 25-29 | Food 31 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 18 Rumor Has It music previews rumor has it music PREVIEW Pearl Django BY CAREY ROSS Looking at Jazz Exploring America’s art form FOR THE better part of the past decade, Jud Sherwood has worked tirelessly to insure the sweet strains of all manner of jazz music are plentiful, accessible and affordable in this particular corner of the Pacific Northwest. The end result of all his labors is, of course, the appropriately named Jazz Project, a nonprofit dedicated to appreciation, education and support of all things jazzy in and around Bellingham. While the overall effect of the Jazz Project on the community at large is tough to definitively measure, one indicator of its success is the tremendous growth and expansion of the organization itself. This year, along with the ever-popular Art of Jazz series that showcases the very best in regional jazz music during monthly Sunday-evening concerts at the Lucia Douglas Gallery, the Jazz Project’s continuing support of both the Bellingham Youth Jazz Band and the Piano Liberation Organization, Sherwood has somehow finagled his way into a multi-event, multimedia se- ries called “Looking at Jazz: America’s Art Form.” The series, easily one of the Jazz Project’s most ambitious undertakings, was made possible by a partnership between three national organizations—National Video Resources, National Endowment for the Humanities, and the American Library Association—and three local ones—the Jazz Project, Bellingham Friends of the Library, and the City of Bellingham Municipal Arts Commission. The amount of organizations involved should be an indication that this is no ordinary series of shows, as should the knowledge that the Jazz Project was selected from an applicant pool of more than 250 nonprofits to host the series. “Looking at Jazz” is a six-part film, concert and discussion series that takes place on the third Friday and Saturday of each month starting in January and running through June. Each “session” deals with a different era/area of jazz, from January’s exploration of “New Orleans and the Origins of Jazz” to March’s “The Women of Jazz” all the way through June’s “Latin Jazz and Jazz as an International Music.” Each kicks off at the Bellingham Public Library with a free film showing to be followed by a moderated discussion about that session’s topic. The magic continues the following day with a paid concert by the region’s best and brightest jazz ensembles. Like I said, it’s an ambitious undertaking—and it doesn’t come cheap. Although Sherwood has secured a multitude of local sponsorships along with a chunk of grant money to fund “Looking at Jazz,” sometimes it takes an old-fashioned fundraiser-disguised-as-party to push things over the financial hump. That’s where the gypsy jazz of Pearl Django comes in. The Seattle swingers will headline the Jazz Project’s 2007 Series Launch Party (also dubbed the “Rent Party” by Sherwood) set to take place Fri., Dec. 15 at the American Museum of Radio and Electricity. If you’d like to help support jazz in Bellingham in all its forms, it’s as simple as calling up Sherwood at the Jazz Project and buying a ticket. When you get him on the line, be sure to congratulate him on a job well done. HEAR IT WHO: Pearl Django WHAT: The Jazz Project’s 2007 Series Launch and Rent Party WHEN: 5:30pm Fri., Dec. 15 WHERE: The American Museum of Radio and Electricity, 1312 Bay St. COST: $20 MORE INFO: 650-1066 or jazzproject.org WHAT: Looking at Jazz: America’s Art Form WHEN: The third Friday and Saturday of the month, January-June WHERE: The Bellingham Public Library, Whatcom Community College’s Heiner Theatre, the Whatcom Museum, more COST: Free for films and discussions, $10-$25 for related concerts MORE INFO: 650-1066 or jazzproject.org SO, AS MANY of you may have already heard, the rumor of a possible reopening of the burrito shack formerly known as Casa Que Pasa is significantly closer to becoming fact. While I have yet to witness minions whipping up vast vats of potato burrito sauce, a liquor license for the space has, in fact, been duly applied for— which also means Casa BY CAREY ROSS V2.0’s new ownership stake is no longer shrouded in semi-mystery. Two of the names on the application, Elizabeth and Nick Moss, should be well-known to most Casa devotees. Liz spent a fair number of years serving the daily special and slinging drinks at the bar, while Nick spent a fair number of years hanging out in Casa’s cantina swilling beers and waiting for Liz to get off of work. Another involved party is none other than Spencer Willhoft, Nightlight bartender extraordinaire (and, as I have stated before, a man certainly in the running to be the best bartender in town). All three have a ridiculous wealth of restaurant experience, so I feel confident they will be more than adept at running their own establishment. As long as I can walk in and see Aaron Tapscott behind the counter, ready to take my burrito order, all will be well in Casa’s little corner of the world, as far as I’m concerned. What, you might ask, does that have to do with music? Frankly, not a damn thing. I’m told the Trucks, they of the quirky wardrobing and naughty little ditties, will be Spin magazine’s artist of the day Mon., Dec. 18. In the interest of perfect honesty, it should be noted that I don’t actually know what this means. If you remember correctly, this is not the first time Bellingham or its bands have been namechecked by that particular publication, and I have yet to see anyone show up to pave the sidewalks with gold, but being their artist of the day certainly can’t be a bad thing. Apparently, if you are so inclined, you can search out the mag on the internet and vote for the Trucks with the aim of sending them into the next round, which is artist of the month, followed, of course, by artist of the year—at which point Spin comes to town and throws them a ticker-tape parade and pancake breakfast. Think I’m a dirty liar? The only way to know is to vote enough times to find out. BY CAREY ROSS Nathan Wade Post-apocalyptic Americana SEATTLE MUSICIAN Nathan Wade has dubbed his brand of roots-based music “post-apocalypse Americana.” While this is a cool-sounding descriptor, I’m not entirely certain what it means. What I am sure of, however, is that Wade does not exactly tread at the lighthearted end of the song spectrum. With a debut release called The Dead Leaves Sing chock full of songs given such carefree titles as “The Reaper’s Song,” “Suicidal Revival,” and “Dry Up Like a Dream,” there is little doubt that Wade’s music could properly be described as dark. And not just dark, but profoundly, poetically, biblically dark. Wade cites the formidable field recordings of legendary folklorist and musicologist Alan Lomax as a particular musical infl uence, but the fact that he spent his formative years in a tiny Indiana town leads one to believe he comes by his love of Americana more honestly than most. He sings blues-tinged, gospel-informed folk songs about killers, loners, addicts and other various and sundry lost and forgotten souls with a conviction that suggests Wade has a fascination with the fringe that goes far beyond lyrics on a page. He can also belt out a murder ballad with the kind of melancholy swagger that is more than a little reminiscent of another of his infl uences, Nick Cave. Despite all the gothic depression, death, sin and redemption, Wade’s music is surprisingly accessible—some songs could even be considered catchy. In the words of a critic who reviewed The Dead Leaves Sing, “There are enough dark pleasures here to entice and cajole a sheckle from even the deepest dungaree pocket.” Now, I do not have even the barest idea of what a “sheckle” might be, but you shouldn’t let my ignorance deter you from discovering Wade’s post-apocalyptic world for yourself. Nathan Wade plays at 9:30pm Sat. Dec. 16 at the Green Frog Café Acoustic Tavern, 902 N. State St. #104. For more info: myspace.com/acoustictavern. WED., DEC. 13 SPIRIT OF HOLIDAYS: Sehome High School’s Choral Music Department performs a “Spirit of the Holidays” concert at 7:30pm at the Majestic, 1027 N. Forest St. Entry is $10. For more info: 734-7886. FRI., DEC. 15 CHAMBER CHORALE: The Bellingham Chamber Chorale and the Washington Brass Ensemble perform a holiday-themed “Comfort and Joy” concert at 8pm at the Performing Arts Center, WWU. Tickets are $12$15. For more info: 650-6146. NOEL: Harpist Jill Whitman and others perform “Noel: the Magic of Christmas” at 7:30pm at Bellingham High School, 2020 Cornwall Ave. Poetry and storytelling will round out the event. Tickets are $15. For more info: 398-0828. DEC. 15 - 16 DARK OF DECEMBER: “Songs for the Dark of December” will be performed by the Bellingham High School Jazz Ensemble at 8pm Fri. and 2pm and 8pm Sat. at Community Bible Fellowship, 2826 Birchwood Ave. Tickets are $5-$10. For more info: 647-0310. SAT., DEC. 16 SKAGIT SYMPHONY: Classical and traditional holiday music by the Skagit Symphony can be heard at 7:30pm at Mount Vernon’s McIntyre Hall, 2501 E. College Way. Tickets are $20$35. For more info: (866) 6246897 or skagitsymphony.com. JAZZ INTERPRETATIONS: Local pianist Scot Ranney explores holiday favorites via “Jazz Interpretations” at a free concert at 2pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981 or whatcommmuseum.org. SUN., DEC. 17 WHATCOM CHORALE: “A Child’s Christmas Celebration” will be the theme of the Whatcom Chorale’s Christmas concert at 3pm and 7:30pm at the First Congregational Church, 2401 Cornwall Ave. Entry is $5-$15. For more info: 738-7166. CHANUKAH CONCERT: Local Klezmer and Jewish band What the Chelm! gives a free Chanukah Concert at 12:30pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981. THE JOURNEYS: Join harpist Bronn Journey and soprano Katherine Journey for their annual Christmas Concert at 7:3pm at Mount Vernon’s Mc- Intyre Hall, 2501 E. College Way. Tickets are $16. For more info: (866) 624-6897. CELTIC YULETIDE: The Boulding family—otherwise known as the Magical Strings—performs their annual Celtic Yuletide concert at 3pm at Mount Vernon’s Lincoln Theatre, 712 S. First St. Tickets are $15-$19. For more info: 877) 754-6284. The Stanton Moore Trio plays at 9pm Fri., Dec. 15 at the Nightlight Lounge. Tickets are $17 and info can be had at nightlightlounge.com. 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In the decade from 1969 to 1979, the loosely knit protest group adopted the name ‘Greenpeace’ and transformed itself from an effective, but decidedly underground, international heckler into a mobilized, global ‘eco-navy,’” Weyler relates in the introduction to his recent book, Greenpeace: The Inside Story. Inspired by Weyler’s book, Vancouver filmmaker Leigh Badgley produced her documentary, Greenpeace—Making a Stand. The film presents EXPOSE YOURSELF Literature LIVE! EVENTS the 35-year evolution of Greenpeace as a case study of Watch what happens when WHAT: Greenpeace—Making a ordinary people Stand. join together with WHEN: 7pm, Dec. courage and imagi14 nation to fight for WHERE: Mount what they believe Baker Theatre is right. COST: Donations “What inspires accepted people to make a INFO: MBT Box Ofstand—no matter fice, 734-6080 how formidable the challenge or severe the consequences?” CONTINUED ON PAGE 24 DECEMBER 14 • THURSDAY • 7:30p NY Times Bestselling Author Elizabeth GEORGE presents VILLAGE BOOKS ÆN_Xk:Xd\ 9\]fi\?\ J_fk?\i The latest from the creator of the Inspector Lynley Mysteries of Happyness is more inspirational than creatively inspired—imbued with the kind of uplifting, After School Special qualities that can trigger a major toothache. Clearly savoring the chance to work alongside his moppet son, Will Smith is in serious mode as Chris Gardner, whose story is one of perseverance overcoming tremendous hardship. Deriving its title from a misspelling at the San Francisco daycare center where Gardner parks his son, the narrative unfolds in 1981 as the protagonist’s voiceover narration identifies various chapters in his life. At its core, there’s a grand sense of the American dream in Gardner’s ragsto-riches experience—a guy who found himself homeless and sleeping in subway stations, only to become a multimillionaire. The Pursuit of Happyness devotes its two hours entirely to that struggle, wrenching as it often is. CONTINUED ON PAGE 24 VB’s 13th Annual Giving Tree Purchase books for children in need this holiday season! Receive a 20% discount on your purchases for the kids. • 1200 11th St in Historic Fairhaven ih • 671 671-2626 2626 • www.VillageBooks.com Happy Feet: Animated arctic adventure about a tonedeaf penguin who must use his stellar tap dancing abilities to make the hearts of the lady penguins sing. +++ (PG • 1 hr. 27 min.) Bellis Fair 1:40 | 4:20 | 7:00 | 9:40 BY CAREY ROSS Apocalypto: The latest installment in Mel Gibson’s series of escalating cinematic sadism details the last days of the Mayan civilization in all its brutal beauty. +++ (R • 2 hrs. 18 min.) Sehome 12:40 | 3:50 | 7:00 | 10:05 The Holiday: Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz swap houses as a means to escape their problems and, in doing so, manage to find themselves, fall in love and live happily ever after. ++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 16 min.) Bellis Fair 12:45 | 4:00 | 7:10 | 10:20 Blood Diamond: Set against the cinematic backdrop du jour, Africa, this film finds Leonardo DiCaprio trying on his best South African accent in an effort to recover a pink diamond of mythical proportions. +++ (R • 2 hrs. 18 min.) Sehome 12:20 | 3:30 | 6:40 | 9:50 The Nativity Story: Pretty much your standard love story: Boy meets girl. Boy marries girl. Girl is impregnated through immaculate conception and gives birth to the son of God. ++ (PG • 1 hr. 41 min.) Bellis Fair 2:30 | 5:05 | 7:40 | 10:15 Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan: This, if most critics are to be believed, might just be the funniest movie ever made—unless, of course, you’re a slighted frat boy or snubbed etiquette expert. ++++ (R • 84 min.) Sunset Square 1:30 | 4:45 | 7:10 | 10:10 The Pursuit of Happyness: See review previous page. +++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 56 min.) Sunset Square 1:00 | 4:15 | 7:10 | 9:45 The Queen: Helen Mirren, in a transcendent performance that will undoubtedly earn her a slew of much-deserved accolades come awards season, plays Queen Elizabeth in the aftermath of Princess Diana’s death. +++++ (PG13 • 1 hr. 37 min.) Pickford 3:30 | 6:00 | 8:20 | Sat. & Sun @ 11:00 Casino Royale: Daniel Craig, the first-ever blond Bond, arrives just in time to resurrect the longest-running cinematic series in film history—and not a moment too soon. ++++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 24 min.) Bellis Fair 12:50 | 4:05 | 7:20 | 10:35 Stranger than Fiction: Will Farrell plays Harold Crick, a real-life character who exists at the whim of Emma Thompson’s literary leanings. ++++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 53 min.) Sunset Square 1:45 | 4:30 | 7:00 | 10:00 Charlotte’s Web: This live-action version of the popular children’s book tells the familiar story of one radiant performing pig and the spider who helps him avoid the axe. ++++ (G • 1 hr. 53 min.) Bellis Fair 11:30am | 1:10 | 2:10 | 3:50 | 4:50 | 6:30 | 7:30 | 9:10 | 10:10 Unaccompanied Minors: Five precocious kids are snowed in at an airport on Christmas Eve and are forced to use what they’ve got to create a holiday of their very own. Will they succeed in pulling off a Christmas miracle? ++ (PG • 1 hr. 29 min.) Sunset Square 12:15 | 2:40 | 5:00 | 7:15 | 9:30 Deck the Halls: Neighbors Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito do battle over DeVito’s desire to erect a Christmas lighting display so bright it can be seen from space. ++ (PG • 1 hr. 35 min.) Sunset Square 12:40 | 3:00 | 5:20 | 7:40 | 9:55 Driving Lessons: Another wacky Brit-com, this one is about a sheltered teen whose need to learn to drive parallels a similar quest for overall freedom in his life. ++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 38 min.) Sehome 1:00 | 4:10 | 7:20 | 10:25 Eragon: The story of a boy who finds a shiny blue stone, hatches a CGI dragon and rides around having adventures in a mystical land. Based on the popular novel penned by 15-year-old (yep, you read that right) Christopher Paolini. Sunset Square 12:30 | 2:55 | 5:15 | 7:45 | 10:15 Our coffee monkeys are trained. 300 W. 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Greenpeace recounts the exploits and conflicts of pacifists, ecologists, musicians, journalists, attorneys, teachers, sailors, and scientists as they attempted—and often succeeded—to disrupt American and French nuclear bomb tests, Japanese and Russian whaling ships, and Norwegian infant harp seal hunters. With outlandish pranks and media savvy, they pressured governments, corporations and private citizens to take a fresh look at their responsibility to the earth and future generations. With dramatic action footage, still photograph, and interviews with unforgettable characters, the documentary explores what inspires people to sail a ship into a nuclear test zone, to get between a pod of whales and an explosive harpoon, or to block bulldozers mowing down a forest. As a founding member of Greenpeace, Weyler is a key character throughout, alongside the now-de- ceased Bob Hunter, whose combination of media savvy and chutzpah inspired many of the early Greenpeace campaigns. In live action footage, Badgley’s cameras follow Weyler to Argentina where he interacts with young Greenpeace recruits in their fight to fight to save the Chaco forest. “I can only hope this film inspires people around the world to rekindle their own personal passions and stand up and take action,” Badgley explains. “People need to be reminded that even one person, acting from that honest, noble place inside, really can change the world.” The local showing is sponsored by A World Institute for a Sustainable Humanity (A W.I.S.H), a Bellinghambased international organization that acts as an umbrella for an array of sustainability initiatives. A W.I.S.H has a board of directors from 14 countries and manages 85 projects worldwide in 35 countries. Both Weyler and Badgley will be in attendance to introduce the film and answer questions. film REVIEW Happyness, continued from page 22 Exercise the inner diva Sign up for Classes Today Cardio Striptease Sexy Flexy Pole Dancing 101 Gift Certificates Available ery Class Ev r e s a e T m FREE t 11:15a a y a d r u Sat 1400 N. State Street, Suite 103 647-1777 Gardner states at the outset that he didn’t know his father and was determined not to let that happen with his own children. Unfortunately, he squanders his savings investing in a medical gizmo, driving a wedge between him and his wife (Thandie Newton), who eventually takes flight. At that point, the film becomes a bit of Kramer vs. Kramer meets Homeless to Harvard, as single dad Chris endeavors to keep himself and his 5-year-old son, Christopher (Jaden Smith), afloat financially while pursuing a tantalizing but maddening opportunity: an unpaid internship at brokerage firm Dean Witter Reynolds that offers no promise of employment at the six-month trial’s conclusion. Along the way, Chris rides an economic roller-coaster, at various points having to sleep in a shelter or, worse, a BART station restroom— cleverly turning the latter ordeal into a game to help his not-fullyunderstanding boy endure the night. Still, because anyone who has done the slightest research knows this tale is ultimately one of capitalistic triumph (there wouldn’t be a movie otherwise), the building toward that inevitable climax proves to be a sometimes arduous slog. The younger Smith is allowed to deliver a natural, childlike performance, though occasionally Gabriele Muccino, the Italian helmer of The Last Kiss making his English-language debut, and writer Steven Conrad unhelpfully saddle the tot with big, chewy mouthfuls of dialogue. For the most part, though, the movie is the elder Smith’s showcase, and he throws his all into the role. Yet while there are occasional flashes of personality—such as the moment when Gardner wows a potential employer (Brian Howe) by mastering a Rubik’s cube—the circumstances restrain him, as the movie operates in a rather narrow emotional range before its eventual payoff. Technically, the film does a nice job of re-creating the Bay Area a quarter-century ago. 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This two-story home features a claw foot tub, separate tiled shower, a cozy gas fireplace, hardwood floors, high ceilings, wireless internet, off-street parking, garage storage, and a large fenced-in yard. We are Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 jobs TO PLACE AN AD CLASSIFIEDS 25-29 | Food 31 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifi eds 25-29 broadcast 25 classifieds Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifi eds 25-29 CLASSIFIEDS 25-29 | Food 31 broadcast 26 jobs 500 Rentals a couple in our late 20s that enjoy a T.V.- free, healthy, quiet, and clean home. We seek reasonable people that have experience living cooperatively. No smokers or pets please. At this time the rooms are available on January 1st. Month to month lease with preference for academic periods i.e. (January to June). We are open to students, professionals and creative souls. This could be great for a couple seeking a bedroom and separate office space. email: anon-246111591@cascadiaweekly.com Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D OW NT OW N Retail / Office $1,400 Water, sewer & heat paid by Lessor. Electric and garbage paid by Tenant Approximately 2,500 Sq ft . 1201 N. State Street , Suite 46 Fantastic retail / office location in the heart of downtown. Great exposure from Chestnut street with high traffic count. Natural wood floors. Two Bathrooms. daylightproperties.net Quite and peaceful Tweed-20 family neighborhood Three bedroom, three bathroom, 1,692 square foot, split level home with an abundance of storage areas in a safe family community. Dining room just off the kitchen opening into the living room and out to the rear deck. Downstairs family room with a separate den and half bath. Cozy fireplace in the family room and living room. Gas forced air heating, double pane windows, and energy efficient florescent lighting throughout. Master bedroom has separate bathroom. Huge open backyard. Direct access to the attached two car garage with automatic openers and separate laundry area. Conveniently located close to schools, parks, shopping, restaurants, and freeways. Beautiful home and location make this a wonderful place to call home. Call Sherry at Son-Rise Property management for more information at 360-7383700. email: anon-245979002@ cascadiaweekly.com Orchard Terrace condominiums A must see. Hardwood floors, big windows, good lighting. One big bedroom plus office space. Nice kitchen and bathroom. Views of forest street and court yard. I’m paying $575.00 mo, through protocol property management. Lease through march or longer. To see call 224-4928 Jeremy or contact Protocol Property Management Fairhaven Condo Fully furnished studio condo in the heart of Fairhaven. It comes with furniture, queen size bed, and all appliances, including washer/dreyer. Sewer, water, garbage, and even electric bill paid by landlord. Close to services 500 Rentals rentals real estate 500 Rentals beach, parks, interurban trail, popular resturants, shops, and grocery store. Includes covered/gated parking under the building with elavator. This is a top floor unit. Call 360-441-5683. Bright and spacious, large yard in a residential neighborhood Spacious and bright inside with beautifully refinished hardwood floors in living & dining rooms, fairly new carpet in all 3 bedrooms. Central forced air gas heat. Large back yard with a separate building for hobbies. Quiet but central location in a well established neighborhood a few blocks to shopping center, elementary school, city pool, parks and downtown. No Smoking. Available January 16th, 2007. 360-220-7744 Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D OW NT OW N Retail / Office $3,392 Water, sewer and heat paid by Lessor. Garbage and Electric paid by Tenant 3,779 Sq ft 1209 North State Street Well known, successful, downtown Bellingham location! Plenty of foot and car traffic. Alley access. Features include high ceilings, natural wood floors, lots of natural light. daylightproperties.net Town-house Apartment with great benefits City Suit Town-house it has a garage, washer and dryer and is very open for a single person or couple. Very nice complex, feels like brand new, quite neighbors, and great access to the freeway and downtown TO PLACE AN AD classifieds.cascadiaweekly.com buy sell trade 500 Rentals Bellingham. Rent is $725 a month but ill take $100 dollars off each month to the person who takes over my lease along with giving the my deposit which was $725. So its like getting 5 months for the price of 3... I just got moved away for work and i need someone to take over my lease.. have any questions call me 253. 208. 2447 and leave a message backs onto a lush greenbelt. Gourmet kitchen with granite countertops all major appliances including a dishwasher, disposal and microwave. Lower level offers a built in entertainment center, surround sound, wet bar and tiled fireplace. Washer and dryer included. For more information or a showing, please call Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D OW NT OW N D OW NT OW N Retail Store Front $1,000 Tenant pays their own utilities 1,500 Sq ft 1017 North State Street. Downtown Bellingham, signage, high ceilings, exposed brick, lots of light, well known successful location. Retail / Warehouse / Storage $1,400 All utilities paid by Tenant 4,070 Sq ft 210 East Laurel Street. Lots of exposure! High ceilings. Parking included. daylightproperties.net daylightproperties.net Rambler in Family Neighborhood Confortable three bedroom, one bath single story rambler in great family neighborhood. Open kitchen with all major appliances including dishwasher and disposal. Keep warm on cold winter nights by the cozy gas fireplace in the living room. Washer and dryer hook-ups. For information or a showing, please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Spectacular View Home Beautiful large home with panoramic views of the Bay, Islands, Mountain ranges and the city below. This immaculate 2800+ square foot home offers vaulted ceilings, hardwood floors, four spacious bedrooms and two and half baths on a large lot that Brand New Quality Build Home Brand New!!! 2,400 sq foot 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath home with low maintenance yard. This home has beautiful hardwood floors, granite counter tops and high ceilings. Lots of windows for plenty of natural light and wrap around deck for hours of outdoor enjoyment. New appliances including a dishwasher, microwave and washer/dryer hook up. Large master bathroom with soaking tub and separate shower. Living room with built-in entertainment center and free standing gas fireplace. Can’t say enough about this gorgeous home! For a showing or more information, contact Protocol Proeprty Management at (360) 734-5420 Brand New with Unobstructed Amazing Views Brand new 2+ or 3 bedroom, bulletin board 500 Rentals 500 Rentals two bath condos with amazing views of Bellingham Bay and city lights. Bright and comfortable flow throughout the large living room, dining room and kitchen. Large master suite with walk-in closet and his & her sinks in the attached bathroom. Parking garage with elevator access. Desirable location near Fairhaven. Enjoy sunsets on the bay from your own private deck! For a showing please call Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D OW NT OW N Retail / Warehouse / Storage $1,400 All utilities paid by Tenant 4,070 Sq ft 210 East Laurel Street. Lots of exposure! High ceilings. Parking included. daylightproperties.net Condo with Spectacular Views of the Bay, the Islands and City Lights Newer three bedroom, two bath condo with an open floor plan. Living room with cozy gas fireplace and kitchen with all appliances including dishwasher! Washer & Dryer and two single car garages complete the package! For a showing please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Spectacular View in Great Neighborhood Upper level 2 bedroom, 1 bath condo with unobstructed lake view. Galley style kitchen with all appliances including a dishwasher. Utility room with washer and dryer and covered parking. For information or a showing please contact Protocol Property Managment at (360) 734-5420 Condo at Southwinds Clean two bedroom, two bath condo in welcoming community. Living room with gas fireplace, Kitchen has breakfast bar, dishwasher, disposal and microwave. Utility room with washer and dryer. Private balcony with golf course view and assigned parking. For a showing please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Large, Affordable 5 Bedroom Duplex Five bedroom, one bath duplex close to WWU! Large combination family and kitchen area. Great location with off street parking. For a showing please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Ocean View Duplex Two brand new 2 bedroom, 1 bath duplexes, approximately 1000 square feet each with OCEAN VIEWS! Hardwood wood floors throughout living and dining rooms. All gas appliances in the kitchen including dishwasher, disposal and microwave. For more information or a showing, please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 7345420 $675 2 BD on 1 acre lot, backing to TRAILS This triplex is on 1 acre next to LAKE WHATCOM, only 7 minutes to WWU!!! NEWLY RENOVATED, Covered parking, separate laundry room. Washer/Dryer included! Call Jon @ 733-4009 8-5PM. Secretary can answer all Q’s. This will rent FAST! PETS O.K. Only 5 minutes to I-5. There are no other apartments nearby. You are surrounded by expensive homes on large lots. Private, yet close to town. Ample parking & storage. 3 blocks off of Lakeway Dr. Very quiet location. email: 500 Rentals 600 Real Estate anon-245279606 @ cascadiaweekly.com Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D OW NT OW N Retail / Office $850 water / sewer paid by Lessor. Electric, garbage paid by Tenant 1,000 Sq ft 923 N. State St. daylightproperties.net Spacious duplex with large yard and patio 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, bay windows, large back yard with private patio, washer and dryer, dishwasher, garbage disposal, refrigerator, and electric range. Gas heat. Nice neighborhood. Attached garage with remote door opener. Call Mike for Appointment: 360-393-1712 or email at boesem@cc.wwu.edu Luxury Apartments for rent 2 bedroom 1 bath and 2 bedroom 2 baths available. W/S/G paid. Units have D/W, W/D, and garbage disposals. N/S. Pets OK. Located in the up scale Barkley area of Bellingham. Contact us by email or phone, Bret@visitlandmark.com/(360)647-2818 $380/mo. Master Bedroom in Dream house off Meridian Looking for someone to move into a huge master bedroom in a great 5br. house off Meridian. Only $380/mo! $250 dep. Room itself has carpet, large mirrored closet doors that face each other down a sizeable walkway, and TONS of closet space. The house has 2 large living rooms, a fireplace, nice carpeting, D/W, foosball and airhockey tables, an ATV you will have access to, outdoor barbecue pit and brick oven/ fire pit, a trampoline, and there are also pears apples and grapes to pick in appropri- ate seasons. Does this sound like something for you? Want to come have a look? January move in date okay. but we can also prorate december’s rent. Contact Doug at NWProgressive@gmail.com Quality Lake Whatcom Home Beautiful 4 bdrm 2.5 bath home on quite street. Lake views and one block from private beach, included. Backyard is fenced and is walking distance to Silver Beach Elementary, Whatcom falls and Barkley Trails. Available Feb 1. email: anon245535236@cascadiaweekly. com Rentals: Birch Bay Brand New Birch Bay View Home Almost 3000 square feet, three bedroom, two bath home with an open floor plan and ocean views! Large kitchen, great room style living and dining rooms and seperate rec. room. Comfortable master bedroom and attached bath with separate tub and shower. Large deck and two car garage. For more information or a showing, please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Brand New 2,000 Sq. Foot Home Large 2,000 sq foot brand new home in great neighborhood. About one mile to the beach and state park. Open floor plan with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, and 3 car garage. Master bathroom with soaking tub and large separate shower. Kitchen with bar and all stainless steel appliances including refrigerator, dishwasher & microwave. Dining room, living room and separate large family room with gas fireplace. For a showing or more The Silvery Moon Cool Stuff for Cool People Sell She’s one of a kind. Give her one of a kind jewelry. YOUR CAR classifieds.cascadiaweekly.com Jewelry by Laine Redpath-Worland 1201 11th St., Historic Fairhaven | Bellingham | 360-715-1393 500 Rentals informtaion please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Brand New & Close to the Beach Brand New three bedroom, two bath home with approximately 3000 square feet and OCEAN VIEWS! Open floor plan with large kitchen, great room style living and dining rooms and seperate rec. room. Comfortable master suite and attached bath with seperate tub and shower. Large deck and two car garage. For more information or a showing, please call Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Rentals: Kendall Kendall area A 30 min. drive to Bell. 1296 sq. ft. 3br, 2ba. manuf home on corner lot. New carpet, dw,dr,wa & other upgrades. Wood stove with RV hook up. 775.00 + dep. (604) 539-2017. Rentals: Skagit Newer 3 Bedroom/2 Bath one level condo in Anacortes Beautiful and bright single level condo with 3 Bedrooms/2 Bath, Skylights, Vaulted Ceilings with 2163 square feet,gas fireplace and heat. Deck and extra storage in attic, 2 car garage& yard care paid. Located in quite cul de sac, in town. Available 1/8/07! No smoking/pets negotiable. $1350/ month+deposit email: rentals@kimberligregory.com Newer 3 Bedroom/2.5 Bath in Mount Vernon Newer 3 Bedroom/2.5 Bath, two story house close to Schools and Parks. Gas heat, washer/dryer hookups. Fenced backyard, 2 car garage, beautifully landscaped and access to community play areas. Available NOW! No smoking/pets $1150/ month+deposit. email: anon246058734@cascadiaweekly. com Updated Craftsman Style Home in wonderful Anacortes Updated 3 bedroom craftsman style home, 1.5 bath with partial view of Guemes Channel and San Juan Islands. Cozy up next to a real wood stove in the living room. Alley access for RV or Boat parking, low maintance landscaping. Available NOW! One year lease. no smoking/ pets. $1100/month+deposit. email: anon-246055810@cascadiaweekly.com Remodeled 2 Bedroom/2 Bath Condo in Anacortes Beautifully remodeled condo located in highly desired Skyline area of Anacortes. Includes balconies, two private entrances, use of the Skyline Beach Community Clubhouse and Athletic Court. Two parking spaces, and storage.Avaliable NOW! No smoking/pets. $900/month+deposit. email: rentals@kimberligregory.com services 500 Rentals Spacious 3 Bedroom Townhouse Beautiful & Spacious newer 3 Bedroom/2 Bath townhouse with loft, gas fireplace, central vac system, large master suite with jetted tub & separate shower, tiled kitchen counters, vaulted ceilings, skylights, 2400 sf, private fenced backyard, lawn cutting paid. $1295/month. email: rentals@kimberligregory.com Newer 3 Bedroom, 2 1/2 Bath Home in Great Neighborhood Newer 2000+ square foot home with 3 bedrooms and 2 1/2 baths. Master bathroom has unobstructed lake views, two closets and attached bath with large soaking tub and dual headed shower! Large tiled kitchen with eating bar, lots of cabinets, double door refrigerator and even a trash compactor! Enjoy the view of the lake from the large deck off the family room or stay inside by the fire. Walk to the lake for year round fishing! Washer and dryer and two car garage included! For a showing or more information contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Rentals Wanted 2br/1+ bth I need a 2 br apartment few bloks away from St Paul School that is located in 3000 northwest ave. I will be in town early this Saturday the 9th. Please contact me as soon is possible to make arrangements to see the apartment. I need to move by the end of this month the 27th of december the latest. Please contact me at my cell phone 415 720 6618. Looking for 1 bedroom apartment We are looking to hopefully find low rent, hopefully in the neighborhood of $350-$400 per month. Can NOT be shared and can NOT be a studio. Must be 1 bedroom. If anyone has one or know of one, please contact: anon-245705465 @ ca scadiaweekly.com Roommates Wanted 1 Room in Newer Very nice Townhouse Our roommate is moving to Seattle as he has been accepted to the Art Institute. He needs to be replaced by Jan 1st. There may be a small deposit paid to the old roommate for reimbusment purposes. Rent will be $300 a month plus 1/5 utilities. This is a very nice town house in a great 100% crime free neighborhood. The house is 2 story 2.5 bath, with large living room and large dining room. The house is fully furnished and is very close to WCC. There are 3 Western Students living in this home so transpotation to and from campus via a roomate is always a possibility. Looking for a college age person, who is clean, and re- rentals real estate 500 Rentals sponsible, no pets please. For more information or to take a look at the house please call Jed @ 360-920-5956 Jan, Feb and Aug rent are paid for WWU female students seeking responsible female roommate to move in January 2007. January, February and August’s rent are paid for. Utilities come to about $70 a month for cable, phone, internet and electricity. Water, sewage and garbage are included in rent. Short 10 minute walk to WWU. Call if interested: 360-933-4082 and leave a message room in shared household in letter streets (E Street) We are: a shared household of 5 (shared food, social atmosphere) in the lettered streets, drug-free, ages 25-30. We all work or study full-time. We are bike riders. We are left-leaning with feminist values. We are looking for someone who is: queer-friendly, pet-free, nonsmoker, nice. One room is available now. One room will be available December 15. $255.00 per room, plus utilities—one person or $355.00 per room, plus utilities—for two people in a room. phone: 360-527-1609 Great location room/ trade for housekeeping/gardening! Hi! I’m looking for a great housemate who wants cheap rent in exchange for doing housekeeping, gardening and some organizing. Small room with private entrance and 1/2 bath. Non-smoker preferred. Mellow dog considered! I am a busy, pleasant businessman who wants to delegate the upkeep of the home chores/gardening, plus get some initial help in organizing/optimizing use of space and ‘flow’. Home is very nice, a short walk to the bay, close buy sell trade 500 Rentals to Fairhaven and WWU, with bay views from the living room and back of the garden. Looking for someone who is positive, has their act pretty together and likes a combination of their own space with positive interactions. Home to be shared with third room mate t.b.a. If this sounds good to you, do shoot me an e-mail with a little bit about you. Please include a resume if you have one. email: anon-245842667@ cascadiaweekly.com 1 Bedroom avail in chill house... Hello All We have one room available for winter quarter sublet. Rent is $235 plus utilities (includes wireless internet) We have a small clean house (living room and kitchen) w/ washer machine. About a 12-20min bike ride from campus, or 20 min bus ride. About us: one fairhaven/huxely student —Snowboarder, guitar player, boat builder one outdoor rec student —climber, mandolin player, wheatgrass grower one grad—skier, outdoor minded, (will be going to trucking school...) (3 guys, but our small house stays tidy and clean) We like to have a beer with dinner, but keep it chill during the week. Weekends can equal a good time at the bar or a good movie or pot luck. We love bikes, making dinner, making music, bluegrass/folk, snowboarding ect... No TV watchers, indoor smokers, crazy drugs, or pets ect. We are looking for: Someone of the same mindset. Positive, social, clean, ACTIVE. Liberal leaning, friendly and fun! Age range: 21-28, Male or Female Contact Tyson at 206794-0979 or boltsandrails@ hotmail.com Female looking for 1 bedroom apartment or studio ASAP Hi, i am a 18 bulletin board 400 By Rob Brezsny Rentals 400 Rentals FREE WILL ASTROLOGY ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Listen! I will be honest with you. I do not offer the old smooth prizes, but offer rough new prizes.” Walt Whitman wrote that in his poem “Song of the Open Road,” and now I’m saying it to you. If you expect the events of 2007 to bring you old smooth prizes, you’ll be disappointed. But if you can figure out how to change your attitude in such a way as to actually yearn for rough new prizes, you will be rewarded beyond anything you can imagine. The first hint of how true this is will arrive soon. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Drugs and alcohol need play no role in activating this week’s potentials. Your mind will just naturally inhabit what we in the consciousness industry call an “altered state.” This is very different from being sick or crazy, and it could turn out much better than being merely healthy. My advice to you? Break taboos that are no longer necessary to observe. Wander uninhibitedly in zones that have previously been off-limits. Explore the frontiers of fun. (P.S. If you try what I’m suggesting, chances are good that you’ll finally be able to scratch an itch that has been maddeningly inaccessible. But be sure you know when you’ve scratched enough.) GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “God was a little too busy to do anything about the genocide in Darfur last weekend,” reported Fark.com a while back, “but did manage, during a snowstorm in Buffalo, to leave fallen tree limbs in the form of a crucifix on a statue of Jesus.” That’s a mean-spirited interpretation of the Divine Wow’s behavior, although it’s funny in a snarky kind of way. Your assignment in the coming week, on the other hand, is to joke about spiritual matters with a more generous attitude. It’s prime time for you to be humorously amazed by the tricky enigmas of creation. (To see the miracle in Buffalo, go here: tinyurl.com/ub2z3.) CANCER (June 21-July 22): Imagine you’re with a team of explorers in Antarctica. You’re climbing the 2,000-foot granite spire called Rakekniven that thrusts up out of the ice in Queen Maud Land. The temperature is 10 degrees below zero. There’s not a plant or animal in sight. The blinding white emptiness of the wasteland beneath you fills you with desolate reverence, alienated awe, and soaring gratitude. As far as you are from everything that normally gives you comfort, you’ve rarely felt stronger or more alive. Got that scene in your mind’s eye, Cancerian? Though you won’t experience it literally, I bet you’ll experience emotions similar to those you’d have if you did. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your face alternately contorts with strain and breaks into beatific grins. Your body language careens from garbled jargon to melodic poetry. Your clothes make a fool of you one day and show off your inner beauty the next. Are you becoming bi-polar? Probably not. The more likely explanation is that you’re being convulsed by growing pains that are killing off bad old habits as fast as they’re creating interesting new ones. This is one of those times when you should be proud to wear a badge that says “hurts so good.” VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Here’s the bad news. Sometimes your perfectionism verges on being a sophisticated death trip—a manic compulsion to trap life inside a tight little cell where no change is allowed. Here’s the good news: You now have the power to strip away the pathological part of your perfectionism and liberate the healthy core of it. Please swear to me that you’ll figure out how to be more fluid and playful with your zeal for excellence. Spend less time running your mind in vicious circles and more time running your mind in upward spirals. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): There are three kinds of darkness: (1) pathology and evil; (2) the mysterious 400 400 unknown; (3) the shadowy, unripe parts of our psyches Rentals Rentals that are on their way to becoming more interesting and useful but are still awkward and inarticulate. I believe that you can help prevent outbreaks of the first kind of darkness by developing a closer personal relationship with the second and third types. This would be a good time for you to do just that, Libra. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio actor Leonardo DiCaprio is not a big fan of locking lips. “When you think about it, kissing is pretty disgusting,” he told Britain’s Eva magazine. “The human mouth is one of the dirtiest things on this planet. There’s so much bacteria, slime, and trapped food.” I hope that you will not only ignore DiCaprio’s opinion in the coming months, but that you will launch a campaign to increase your commitment to kissing and all related pursuits. In my opinion, the potentials inherent in 2007 should inspire you to raise your mastery of the oral arts to a very high level. And it starts now. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “The thing that makes you exceptional is inevitably that which must also make you lonely,” said playwright Lorraine Hansberry. I agree. That’s why my exuberant advice for you this week is also cautionary. According to my reading of the omens, in 2007 you will have unprecedented opportunities to cultivate and express the special talents that make you so unique. To get to the root of them, though, you’ll have to be willing to get less of the approval and appreciation you’d ideally like to have. You may not have to be relentlessly solitary, but you will have to be vigorously independent. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Harper’s Index says the U.S. government spends more than twice as much on military defense than do Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran combined. The aggregate population of those four countries, on the other hand, is five times larger than America’s 300 million people. One might reasonably conclude, therefore, that while the U.S. has a right to safeguard itself, its glut of weaponry is absurdly extreme. I’m not definitively asserting, Capricorn, that you, too, are over-invested in defending and protecting your interests, but the astrological omens suggest it’s a possibility. Please look into it. In any case, consider freeing up some of your contracted, fearful energy and directing it toward more pleasurable and constructive goals. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Some Christians believe Jesus will come back to fix this corrupt world. Certain Jewish sects propose that the messiah will soon appear on earth for the first time. Among Muslims, many predict the legendary 12th Imam will return and bring salvation to humanity. In India, devotees of Vishnu expect the avatar Kalki to arrive on the scene and carry out a miraculous redemption. Even the Buddhists prophesy Maitreya, the chosen one who’ll establish universal peace. Personally, I suspect that the whole point of our spectacularly confounding moment in history is that each of us must become our own savior. The coming year will be an excellent time, Aquarius, for you to master the art of doing just that: being your own savior. And it all starts now. (P.S. You can perform a great service by being a role model for those who haven’t yet figured out how to be their own saviors.) PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In Cracker’s hit song “Where Have Those Days Gone,” singer David Lowery recounts a road trip he made through his old haunts in California. “In Mendocino County, I thought I saw Thomas Pynchon at the end of the bar,” he croons. “No, that’s just Rob Brezsny writing his astrology column.” While in the past I’ve been confused with David Duchovny, Peter Coyote, and Ry Cooder, this marks the first time I’ve been mistaken for the great novelist Pynchon. Thanks, David. Now it’s time for you Pisceans to find out what celebrity you resemble. The omens say it’s perfect moment for you to identify with a hero, role model, or famous mover and shaker. To do so might help free your self-image from the unheroic confines it has gotten stuck in. Go here to investigate: tinyurl. com/c4x23. CLASSIFIEDS 25-29 | Food 31 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifi eds 25-29 jobs TO PLACE AN AD classifieds.cascadiaweekly.com Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 classifieds broadcast 27 classifieds Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifi eds 25-29 CLASSIFIEDS 25-29 | Food 31 broadcast 28 jobs 500 Rentals year old female and am looking for a 1 bedroom apartment or studio for me and my boyfriend to rent...We need to be moved out of our place ASAP and are really looking for anything that is of good price The best way to contact me is by my cell phone... which is (360) 224-4713...ask for Kendal Roommate needed Starting Spring Quarter Hello. my roommate is leaving for an exchange this spring, the room will be available at the end of march. The apt is clean, large, close to WWU, and fcking cheap. We have a fireplace and semi-secluded balcony. I live on the top floor, so it’s quiet. Manager doesn’t allow pets. I’d prefer if you didn’t smoke. gimme a call or email if interested 360647-1046 room in house- convenient for WWU, Bell. Tech Room for rent in 3 bdrm house. $300 plus 1/3 utilities. $300 damage deposit required. Quiet, convenient location in Columbia district, just north of downtown. Lots of parking, full basement, washer and dryer,large yard, garage with shop area. Will consider 1 cat. Rent is month to month. HOUSE WILL PROBABLY BE SOLD IN SPRING OR SUMMER, so looking for renters from now until May or so. We can negotiate this. Students welcome. Sharing with a quiet, responsible female, so no drugs or wild parties that disturb the neighbors or you will be asked to leave. Available immediately. Call 360-325 0523 or e-mail to view. Female Roommate Wanted - ASAP ONE FEMALE STUDENT ROOMMATE NEEDED! ... To share a two bedroom apartment with another female roommate. Open to WWU students only - December rent paid! - Located in Happy Valley - very student-friendly area. - Short walk to WWU campus. Right on the bus line. - Washer and dryer. Fireplace. Covered parking. - Top floor unit with great view. - Medium sized bedroom with large window, looking out into the trees. - Must share bathroom with other female roommate. No smoking. - Roommate is very laid back and studious. - $320 a month +energy bills/internet. Move in time is negotiable. Must be after December 15th and before January. email: anon-245505023@ cascadiaweekly.com 600 Real Estate Condos; Bellingham South Hill Bayview Condo Spectacular unobstructed bayview condo. 1570 sq. ft., 2 services 600 Real Estate rentals TO PLACE AN AD classifieds.cascadiaweekly.com real estate 600 Real Estate buy sell trade 600 Real Estate bulletin board 600 Real Estate 600 Real Estate bedroom, 2 bath, garage, fireplace, decks, open floor plan, vaulted ceiling, separate office, appliances, washer/ dryer, storage, non smoking. Phone 360-961-2723 yard with plenty of possibilities for the gardener in your family. This home is in a quiet and friendly neighborhood and very close to all the amenities of the Cordata area. To view photos click here. You can access the Johnson Team web site by clicking here. You’ll be able to access the complete inventory of all listings in Whatcom County at this web site. Offered by The Johnson Team at The Muljat Group South, licensed real estate agents. email: anon245695325@cascadiaweekly. com Wonderfully Updated Top/End Unit Condo This home features rare two bed, two bath living, open kitchen, newly installed carpet, newer appliances and heaters, quality laminate flooring, central vacuum and much more! Close to shopping, Whatcom Community College, and bus line. Territorial views and Mt. Baker from the balcony. This quiet neighborhood is ready for a new neighbor! Asset Realty Group Direct: 425.761.7743 Office: 425.828.1000 Fax: 425.952.0123 Houses: Bellingham Own a Piece of Paradise! Charming, inviting, hard to find rambler with NO steps, only a door threshold for easy accessibility. 3 bedrooms. Totally refreshed over the last 2+ years - NEW paint inside and out and new flooring in the entire home is beautiful, easy-care, durable ceramic tile. VERY private yard which backs to the woods. On a quiet mini-cul-de-sac on a dead end street! Perennial gardens, raised bed flower garden, huge cedar trees front and back. The wonderful energy in this home will envelop you as you enter! email: Meredith@ServiceWithHeart.com Well Cared For Rambler W/Full DayLight Basement Huge Fenced Lot Click on Images For Detailed Information Need an In-law suite, or Rec. Room w/kitchen for parties and family get-togethers. This has the perfect set up. Dated but well cared for rambler w/ full daylight basement. Huge private fenced lot at back of cul-desac. Greenhouse and garden shed. Huge patio and bug covered deck. Same owner 35 yrs. Hot water heat. Asset Realty Group Direct: 425.761.7743 Office: 425.828.1000 Fax: 425.952.0123 Nearly new on over an acre House sits in a private, parklike, wooded setting with other fine homes sprinkled in a country setting. A magnificent location with a seasonal stream and two small seasonal ponds. Access to the home is via a shared gravel road which climbs up to the home site, which has an asphalt road and shared emergency vehicle turn around. Attached garage, which is 15x30, could be a bedroom. Home and property sold as is. Acreage is more or less. email: Larry@ BellinghamRealE st ateForSale.com Highest Quality Materials and Craftsmanship Just completed, 3030 sq. ft. home with 4+ bedrooms ( 3 600 Real Estate How to Sudoku: Arrange the digits 1-9 in such a way that each digit occurs only once in each row, only once in each column, and only once in each box. Try it! with walk in closets ), 2 full baths , 2 1/2 baths, stunning entry foyer with tile floors and grand staircase, spacious and luxurious master bedroom ( with view ) and bath with tile, custom tub/shower combo, cherry cabinets and granite counters, seperate makeup table, office and 2 family/rec rooms, formal dining room plus breakfast area, sunken living room with fireplace and view, family room with large deck , view and southern exposure, rec, room with wet bar, cherry cabinet and granite, spectacular huge kitchen includes cherry cabinets, granite counters, island with prep sink, huge pantry, butler’s pantry with custom cherry cabinets with glass doors to show off your beautiful china, under counter lighting throughout kitchen, watch the deer from your back deck with BBQ hook up, smart wired, 2 car garage with work shop area and work bench, 90% eff. furnace, ICF foundation, piped for central vacuum, additional storage in garage, and upgraded landscaping with perennials. All this located in the stunning subdivision of Sudden Valley with access to Lake Whatcom, marina, tennis courts, swimming pool, community activities and facilities. email: anon-245515896@cascadiaweekly.com Manufactured Home Statler Manufactured Home, 2 Bedroom + Den, Den could be converted to 3rd bedroom with minor renovation, 1.75 Bath. This home has been very well taken care of, has new carpet, vaulted ceilings, and updated kitchen. Laundry room with washer/dryer hook-up. Located in mobile home park. email: anon245813753@cascadiaweekly. com 2 BD 2 BA custom home with a view! Want the convenience of condo living but the freedom of your own house? This is your chance! And to make it even better it’s a brand new house that you can customize and it’s in Fairhaven! This house has a minimal yard making maintenance a breeze! An open floor plan on the top floor with an island kitchen, fireplace and a deck with a gorgeous view of the bay, 2 bedrooms and two bathrooms on the middle floor with the master bedroom having it’s own private deck and the lower floor being a double length garage. Don’t worry about having to bring your groceries up all those stairs, there is an elevator for your convenience! Act early and you can customize to your hearts content! To view pho- tos click here. You can access the Johnson Team web site by clicking here. You’ll be able to access the complete inventory of all listings in Whatcom County at this web site. Offered by The Johnson Team at The Muljat Group South, licensed real estate agents. email: anon-245697119@cascadiaweekly.com 3 BD, 2.5 BA nearly new home! Fantastic 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home on a corner lot, built in 2005. Top quality construction including hardwood floors, vaulted ceilings, oak cabinets and a great floor plan. The current owners have had just enough time to add those small touches that make a house a home. Spacious master suite including a bathroom, closet, and an unfinished bonus space that could be kept for storage or converted into a nursery, office, craft room....whatever suits your needs! Beautiful 3 BD, 2 BA on 6 acres - dividable Excellent opportunity with this 6.38 acre dividable property. Short plat process has begun build them out yourself or just keep your favorite piece. 3-bedroom, 2-bath home currently on the property with a new roof, paint, gas furnace and septic system coming. Great location close to town that is very quiet and sunny! To view photos click here. You can access the Johnson Team web site by clicking here. You’ll be able to access the complete inventory of all listings in Whatcom County at this web site. Offered by The Johnson Team at The Muljat Group South, licensed real estate agents. email: anon245698256@cascadiaweekly. com 20 acres - dividable Beautiful 20 acres ready to be divided into 4 lots. Great horse property with dry pasture. This property even comes with an old farmhouse, barn and outbuildings. Located only minutes from town this is a great place for your dream house. The short plat application has been filed and vested. An adjoining 10-acre parcel is also available with the short plat application filed and vested there as well. To view photos click here. You can access the Johnson Team web site by clicking here. You’ll be able to access the complete inventory of all listings in Whatcom County at this web site. Offered by The Johnson Team at The Muljat Group South, licensed real estate agents. email: anon-245697648 @ ca scadiaweekly.com 3 BD, 3 BA new home! Incredible new 3-bedroom, 2.5 bath home with all of the best Mind ´ Body ´ Spirit alternative health directory advertising rates Reach thousands of readers each week. Call 360 647 8200 X202 1 col x 1 inch 2 col x 1 inch 2 col x 2 inch (1.1'w x 1'h) $ (2.25'w x 1'h) $ (2.25'w x 2'h) $ 20 30 40 Business Card: $ (3.5'w x 2'h) 50 Rates are per ad. 26 week minimum run. Some restrictions apply. 3 col x 2 inch finishes and set on a large lot. The flowing and open main floor features vaulted ceilings, a cozy fireplace, a large deck, tigerwood floors and granite counters in the gourmet kitchen and a deluxe master bedroom suite with its own private deck. The lower floor features a deck, an open family room, 2 bedrooms and a crawlspace for storage. Development plans for land to the west of this property include taking down the trees which will open up a stunning view for this home! To view photos click here. You can access the Johnson Team web site by clicking here. You’ll be able to access the complete inventory of all listings in Whatcom County at this web site. Offered by The Johnson Team at The Muljat Group South, licensed real estate agents. email: anon245680280@cascadiaweekly. com 3 BD, 3 BA home completely updated! Beautiful 3 bedroom, 3 bathroom home has been gone over from top to bottom with tons of updating! New paint, floor coverings, marble, granite, hardwood floors, light fixtures - all of it redone! Gourmet kitchen is very open with a large island, built in side desk and pantry. Elegant rooms, vaulted ceilings, ceiling fans and tons of extras add up to make an amazing home. Outside, enjoy a large 1/3 acre - all sunny and flat and ready for your gardening ideas. To view photos click here. You can access the Johnson Team web site by clicking here. You’ll be able to access the complete inventory of all listings in Whatcom County at this web site. Offered by The Johnson Team at The Muljat Group South, licensed real estate agents. email: anon-245663914@cascadiaweekly.com 4+ acres of commercial land Excellent commercial opportunity to build storage condo units on just over 4 acres. The prep work is done for 3 commercial/storage condo buildings - 2 with 18 saleable units and one with 9 saleable units. There is a high demand for storage condos from both business and the private sector. The land is zoned for retail/wholesale business use; light industrial; or private/commercial storage. To view photos click 600 Real Estate here. You can access the Johnson Team web site by clicking here. You’ll be able to access the complete inventory of all listings in Whatcom County at this web site. Offered by The Johnson Team at The Muljat Group South, licensed real estate agents. email: anon-245663380@cascadiaweekly.com 4 BD, 1.5 BA completely updated classic! Perfect combination of a great location, completely remodeled interior and a huge yard with a new shop! 4 BD, 1.5 BA home with EVERYTHING new inside!!! Great colors, elegant moldings, tons of windows and gorgeous hard wood floors. Cute front yard includes a white picket fence and the huge backyard is fenced and sunny. New garage/shop gives plenty of extra space for projects and storage. To view photos click here. You can access the Johnson Team web site by clicking here. You’ll be able to access the complete inventory of all listings in Whatcom County at this web site. Offered by The Johnson Team at The Muljat Group South, licensed real estate agents. email: anon245664630@cascadiaweekly. com 4 BD, 2 BA home 4-bedroom, 2-bath house located in a great neighborhood close to all the amenities you need and the I-5. Imagine sitting on the front steps on a hot summer evening and enjoying the beautiful view over the city, bay and the Canadian mountains. This home has a wonderful floor plan and is in great condition. Interior features include huge windows, 2 fireplaces and a ceiling fan in the master bedroom while outside you get a gorgeous garden and a jungle gym for the kids to play on. To view photos click here. You can access the Johnson Team web site by clicking here. You’ll be able to access the complete inventory of all listings in Whatcom County at this web site. Offered by The Johnson Team at The Muljat Group South, licensed real estate agents. email: anon-245666718 @ ca scadiaweekly.com Home Has Been Meticulously Renovated Enjoy living on a quiet street in one of Bellingham’s best neighborhoods—upper Sunnyland DIO A R Y D IT S E R T IVE PERAINGTON UN SH N WA NATT WO ESTER FAIRS IC AF E STUD UBL AND P NEWS RACY NOW NEWS C IO DEMO EECH RAD IC S SP FREE LTY SHOW NEW MUS F SPECIA RS/WEEK O U 40 HO .ORG .KUGS WWW 89.3FM classifieds 600 Real Estate near Broadway Park—in a bright, clean home that has been meticulously renovated. New electrical wiring and panel. New fridge, range, and microwave. Bath has new tub/shower w glass doors and anti-scald faucets. Cute old fashioned eating nook has built in window seat w storage. Extra storage and new Trane gas furnace in lighted attic. Utility rm has hook-ups ready for stacked gas w/d. Ready for move in. Asset Realty Group Direct: 425.761.7743 Office: 425.828.1000 Fax: 425.952.0123 services rentals 600 Real Estate Houses: Custer 3 BD, 2 BA backing onto a golfcourse! Immaculate 3-bedroom, 2-bath remodeled home on half an acre! Open flowing floor plan with a bright central kitchen with its own skylight. Plenty of room with a living room, family room and a bonus room/ den. Outside the yard backs onto Grandview Golf Course and is perfectly kept including a fenced garden, a fenced kennel, and a large deck with a covered area. This house is a must see! To view photos click here. You can access the Johnson Team web site by clicking here. You’ll be able to access the complete inventory of all listings in Whatcom County at this web site. Offered by The Johnson Team at The Muljat Group South, licensed real estate agents. email: anon-245696558@ cascadiaweekly.com Houses: Deming Affordable Stick-built Home Fixer home available for sale at 4996 Deming Rd. Has foundation, metal roof, vinyl siding. Needs some work, but for a contractor/handyman, it would make a profitable project. Call Tom Funk, owner/agent, with the Muljat Group at 360-815-7653 for more info. Houses: Ferndale Country Living at it’s best! Rambler with a large, private lot in a quiet neighborhood just 15 min. from downtown Bellingham. LYNDEN SCHOOLS. The woodburning fireplace with insert can heat much of the home. Eat-In kitchen, new vinyl windows & new water heater in 2003. New 25 yr. warranty roof in 1993. Built-in shelves and workbench in garage. Solar panels help keep energy bill low. Plenty of room to park an R.V. NEW wood laminate floor in hall/kitchen. New bathroom floor and vinyl. 1478 Farm Drive at Willey’s Lake Road email: Meredith@ServiceWithHeart.com Houses: Lummi Private Island estate on 4 waterfront acres Stunning Island Estate!!! 4.3 very private acres on Lummi real estate buy sell 600 Real Estate 600 Real Estate Island with 100 feet of waterfront and a custom built 5750 square foot, 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath house. This amazing home features a contemporary design with a beautiful blend of metal and native fir an cedar. The open floor plan includes vaulted ceilings, a central staircase, a loft, 2 fireplaces, 2 laundry rooms, plenty of storage and luxury throughout! Set to enjoy a perfect view of Mt. Baker, this house has a curved glass wall to enjoy the view all day. If you want a private, luxurious, waterfront estate with a stunning view then this home is for you! To view photos click here. You can access the Johnson Team web site by clicking here. You’ll be able to access the complete inventory of all listings in Whatcom County at this web site. Offered by The Johnson Team at The Muljat Group South, licensed real estate agents. email: anon-245698822@ cascadiaweekly.com Damage Deposit of $400.00 Minimum 6 months lease with Possible extension or other terms at End of 6 months. Contact 360-840-6694 To view Property Houses: Lynden 3brm 1 1/2 bath Rambler with Shop 3 bedroom 1 1/2 bath, on .4 acre lot. Natural gas heat. Septic system and water assoc. Insulated pole building with woodstove. 2 additional out buildings. Located on corner of Old Guide and Pole rd. Address 6904 Old Guide. Lynden Wa. Meridian school distric. email: mantrl@ msn.com Houses: Skagit Cute Bungalow Cute bungalow for sale in Mount Vernon. Two bedrooms, 1 bath in desirable neighborhood near Hillcrest Park. Converted garage that could be use as 3rd bedroom, family room, storage or office.It does have a closet. Currently listed with Windermere realty. Telephone:360-424-4901 Agent’s name is Alice Hanson, e-mail ahanson@windermere.com or call me 360-419-0370 Commercial Real Estate PRIME COMMERCIAL PROPERTY AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY:: Prime Location on Main Road.Open Area inside with Separate Room for an Office:: Ample Space for Displaying Items and Parking on side street...1st,Last and Now Available! BUILT TO SUIT: Offices, Executive Suites, & Restaurant Now Available in a Spectacular Location, Professional Office Space, Executive Suites and Restaurant Rentals. - Exposure to high traffic count estimated at 14,000 vehicles a day on 12th street and Old Fairhaven Parkway respectively. - Close proximity to upscale residential neighborhoods: Edgemoor, Chuckanut, and South Hill/ WWU. - Convenient access to I-5 - Close to transportation center offering railway, ferry and bus - Suites are built to suit - From 400 sf to 3,000 sf available - Ample parking - Storage Available - Spectacular views on second and third level - Fairhaven District restaurants, cafes and shops within walking distance. Call April at (360)733-6800 and/ or (360)510-1833. Property for Sale LAND FOR SALE 1ST TIME offered - 40 acres - $39,900; 80 acres - $69,900. Near Moses Lake, easy access off I-90. Mix of rolling hills and rock outcroppings. Excellent views, private gravel roads, ground water and sunshine! Financing available. Call WALR 1(888)598-5253. 700 Bulletin Board Priorities for a Healthy Washington Community Forum Meet Senators and Representatives from the 40th and 42nd districts and learn about the environmental priorities for the 2007 Legislative Season! This forum will be moderated by Carl Weimer, Whatcom County Councilmember on Monday, December 11th at the Bellingham Public L ibrary from 5:30-8:30PM. Free to attend and refreshments will be provided. Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 jobs CLASSIFIEDS 25-29 | Food 31 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-12 | Get Out 13 | Words & Community 14-15 | Art 16 | On Stage 17 | Music 18-21 | Film 22-24 | Classifi eds 25-29 broadcast To place an ad, visit cascadiaweekly.com COUNTRY LIVING AT IT’S BEST! $210,000 Rambler with a large, private lot in a quiet neighborhood just 15 min. from downtown Bellinghham. LYNDEN SCHOOLS. Woodburning f.p with insert, eat-in kitchen, new vinyl windows & new water heater in 2003. 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Holly, Bellingham • 360.543.5678 Hours: [Sat - Wed] 10 to 6 • [Thu - Fri] 10 to 7 2416 Meridian Street, B ellingham 360-733-6202 recipes reviews profiles Photo by Benjamin Kyle BY KENDRA MILLER A PLEASURE TO COME IN OUT OF THE COLD TO HOT WINTER beverages equal instant comfort. They heat frozen fingers and noses, soothe sore throats, and create a warm, purring sensation deep inside the belly. With winter very much upon us, there is no better way to stay cozy or cheery than with some liquid lava straight down the gullet. Following are recipes for four of my favorite warm drinks, each a pleasure to come in out of the cold to. Winter Warmers WHISKY APPLE CIDER HOT TODDY HOT BUTTERED RUM This is a wonderfully simple drink that incorporates my favorite ingredient: easy. Easy to make and easy to drink more than one of, I’ve taken the liberty of giving a “medicinal” version, which my roommate makes for me whenever I have a cold. Not only is it delicious, spicy and sweet, it always helps make me feel much less miserable. The Hot Toddy is a traditional winter drink. It has also been touted as an effective cold remedy, probably because of the addition of lemon juice. A weak claim perhaps, but hey, Vitamin C is Vitamin C, right? Many versions of the Toddy exist (it actually means “hot drink”) but I like the sugared whiskey version best. Here it is: my Dad’s famous Hot Buttered Rum recipe. I used to get the non-alcoholic version as a child, and always loved its luscious texture and sweetness. (Also, it felt a bit naughty, even without the booze in it.) I confess that, as an adult, I prefer the alcoholic version. You can buy pre-made mix at the store, but it will never, ever be as good as the homemade stuff. 1 oz. whiskey (or to taste) 1 8 oz. cup hot apple cider Cinnamon sticks for garnish (optional) Pour the whiskey into a small mug, then add the heated apple cider. Garnish with a cinnamon stick. Told you it was easy. WHISKEY APPLE CIDER TONIC 1 oz. whiskey (or to taste) 1 8 oz. cup hot apple cider to which you have added: ¼ cup lime juice 1 tblsp. fresh grated ginger ¼ tsp. cayenne pepper Add the lime juice, ginger and cayenne pepper to the warmed apple cider. Pour whiskey into a small mug and strain the seasoned cider over it. Drink up and go to bed. COFFEE AND CREAM Winter makes me hibernate. Really. I go from a content night owl to a regular early-to-bed snoozer. To combat this tendency and salvage my evening hours, I sometimes drink coffee with various “additives,” a great way to cover two bases at once. This is one of my favorite mixes; not too sweet, with a nutty flavor that goes great with the intensity of a dark roast coffee. ½ oz. white Cream de Cacao ½ oz. Frangelico 8 oz. coffee Half and half (to taste) Pour all the ingredients into a small mug, stir, enjoy and stay awake for the good stuff. HOT BUTTERED RUM MIX 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter 3/4 cup brown sugar 1 pint vanilla ice cream (any brand will do, but for this I usually go with quality) Cinnamon (to taste) Nutmeg (to taste) 1 oz. rum (or to taste) 8 oz. hot water Squeeze of lemon (optional) To make the mix: Melt the butter over medium heat and add the sugar. Cook until they are well combined, about four minutes. Add the vanilla ice cream and stir until completely melted and combined with butter and sugar. Add seasonings to taste. Pour the rum and hot water into a small mug, and add a squeeze of lemon and two spoonfuls of Hot Buttered Rum mix. Stir to combine, then drink your dessert. Cascadia Weekly #1.40 | 12.13.06 WHISKEY APPLE CIDER (REGULAR) 1 oz. whiskey (or to taste) 1 to 2 tsp. sugar 8 oz. hot water or hot tea Lemon juice to taste Spices if desired (ground cloves, cinnamon, nutmeg) Pour the whiskey into a small mug and add the sugar, stirring to combine. Pour in the hot water or tea and add the lemon juice. 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