Jan 30 - Cascadia Weekly
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Jan 30 - Cascadia Weekly
REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA c a s c a d i a 01.24.07 :: 2.04 :: FREE DIRTY WATER: GREGOIRE PLEDGES A CLEAN SOUND BY 2020, P. 8 WINTER TALES: FILLING IN THE BLANKS AT IDIOM THEATER, P. 15 coffin makers OF ghana P.14 PAN’S LABYRINTH: FASCIST FORCES AND AN UNDERGROUND NETHERWORLD, P. 20 COCO MONTOYA: Bluesman creates his own tradition, P. 16 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 Where the Locals Go Coupon Book Pick up yours Today! Pays for itself in your first 2 or 3 shopping trips Over 200 coupons for the best local businesses in Whatcom & Skagit counties There are two types of rocks in this world... a) Those you’ve climbed. b) Those you haven’t. ON SALE NOW! www.SustainableConnections.org 2 GEOLOGY 101 RE Store, Bellingham Public Market, NW Computer, Boundary Bay Brewery, Village Books, Community Food Co-op, Greenhouse, Fairhaven Runners, Southside News, Pastazza And many more of your favorite local businesses! Come check out our wide selection of rock climbing and other outdoor gear 214 W. Holly, Bellingham • 360.543.5678 Hours: [Sat - Wed] 10 to 6 • [Thu - Fri] 10 to 7 SUNDAY DANCE A glance at what’s happening this week WEDNESDAY Dance Works: 2pm, Performing Arts Center, WWU Peter and the Wolf: 2pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon MUSIC ON STAGE Bill Anschell Trio: 4-7pm, Lucia Douglas Gallery PuSh Performing Arts Festival: Continues through Feb. 4 in Vancouver B.C. WORDS Christopher Moore: 5pm, Village Books MUSIC Joe Hickerson: 7:30pm, Roeder Home COMMUNITY Mountain Talk: 2pm, Whatcom Museum Swans in the Skagit Valley: 10am, Breazeale Interpretive Center, Mount Vernon 01.25.07 THURSDAY ON STAGE A Winter’s Blank: 8pm, iDiOM Theater The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: at 7:30pm, “Upfront Unscripted” at 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre DANCE Dance Works: 7:30pm, Performing Arts Center, WWU WORDS Anne Brevig, Martin Vennesland: 7:30pm, Village Books COMMUNITY International Opportunities Fair: 10am-2pm, Viking Union, WWU Biologist Martha Jordan will lead a “Swans in the Skagit Valley” talk and field trip Jan. 28 at Mount Vernon’s Photo by Chris Coffi n, coffi nphoto.com Faculty and advanced students will perform originally choreographed pieces at “Dance Works” Jan. 25-28 at WWU’s Performing Arts Center Breazeale Interpretive Center VISUAL ARTS Gendered Reception: 6-8pm, Viking Union Gallery 01.29.07 MONDAY 01.26.07 WORDS FRIDAY Poetry Night: 8:30pm, Fantasia Espresso COMMUNITY ON STAGE A Winter’s Blank: 8pm, iDiOM Theater The Changelings: 7:30pm and Theatresports at 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre DANCE Dance Works: 7:30pm, Performing Arts Center, WWU Dance Party: 9-11pm, U & Me Dance MUSIC KUGS Party: 7pm, Viking Union, WWU WORDS Bente Hansen: 7:30pm, Village Books COMMUNITY Mountaineers Banquet w/Helen Thayer: 7pm, Squalicum Boathouse Dr. Kristen Larson: 7pm, Blaine Library Food Bank Benefit: 10am-6pm, Life Chiropractic Viking Hockey: 10:15pm, Sportsplex Arena Travelogue Talk: 7pm, Bellingham Public Library 01.27.07 01.30.07 SATURDAY ON STAGE MUSIC A Winter’s Blank: 8pm, iDiOM Theater The Changelings: 7:30pm and Theatresports at 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Rocky Votolato: 8pm, Performing Arts Center, WWU TUESDAY WORDS Admiral Stuart Franklin Platt: 7:30pm, Village Books WORDS DANCE Dance Works: 7:30pm, Performing Arts Center, WWU Human Jazz: 7:30pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center Let It Be A Dance We Do: 7:30pm, Leopold Crystal Ballroom Becky Kemery: 7:30pm, Village Books COMMUNITY COMMUNITY The Power of Clearing: 7-9pm, Unitarian Fellowship Church Winter Photography: 6pm, REI Swedish Pancake Breakfast: 8-11am, Norway Hall For music-related events, see page 19 Do IT it 33 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 DO 01.24.07 01.28.07 VISUAL ARTS Native American Carvings Slideshow: 12:30pm, Whatcom Museum Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 EEKLY c.a.s.c.a.d.i.a More event information can be found starting on page 12 3 Do it 3 | LETTERS Letters 4-5 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 4 INSIDE letters Contact Cascadia Weekly: D 360.647.8200 Editorial After decades of providing Bellingham with a quality newscast, KVOS-TV12 announced they have suspended their NewsView morning programming. Clear Channel Regional Vice President Cambra Ward said, “The expense of producing a full length, weekday newscast far exceeds the advertising revenue we receive. We will be creating a Sunday-morning public affairs program that will focus on community issues. We will continue to post news and weather updates on our station Web site” (www.kvos. com). We’ll certainly miss morning anchor Ty Ray (left) and weatherman Greg Otterholt, a Broadcast Communication grad from WWU. Most of all, we’ll miss roving reporter and all-around voice talent Joel Bates and the many other behind-the-scenes pros who’ve covered Whatcom’s news with grace and style. Views & News 4: Smoke, war, politics 6: Bellingham vs. the Big Apple 8: A pledge for Puget Sound 11: Funny money and soused Sundays Art & Culture 13: Helen Thayer ain’t your grandma 14: Vehicles of death 15: Filling in the Blanks 16: Passion + soul = the blues 17: Expiration date for The Cathoholix 20: Picks and Pans Rear End 23: Crossword, Help Wanted, Buy/Sell/Trade & Rentals table of contents Editor & Publisher: Tim Johnson D ext 260 { editor@ cascadiaweekly.com Arts & Entertainment Editor: Amy Kepferle Dext 203 {calendar@ cascadiaweekly.com Music & Film Editor: Carey Ross Dext 204 {music@ cascadiaweekly.com Production Art Director: Jesse Kinsman {graphics@ cascadiaweekly.com Graphic Artist: Stefan Hansen {stefan@ cascadiaweekly.com Send All Advertising Materials To Ads@cascadiaweekly.com Advertising Advertising Director: Marc McCoy D360.201.9760 {marc@ cascadiaweekly.com Marisa Papetti D360.224.2387 { marisa@ cascadiaweekly.com 24: This Modern World, Mannkind, Troubletown, Perry Bible Fellowship 25: Real Astrology 25: Real Estate 27: The spice of life C A S C A D I A ©2006 Cascadia Weekly (ISSN 1931-3292) is published each Wednesday by Cascadia Newspaper Company LLC. 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REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA c a s c a d i a 01.24.07 :: 2.04 :: FREE DIRTY WATER: GREGOIRE PLEDGES A CLEAN SOUND BY 2020, P. 8 WINTER TALES: FILLING IN THE BLANKS AT IDIOM THEATER, P. 15 coffin makers OF ghana P.14 PAN’S LABYRINTH: FASCIST FORCES AND AN UNDERGROUND NETHERWORLD, P. 20 COCO MONTOYA: Bluesman creates his own tradition, P. 16 Cover: Photo & design by Jesse Kinsman. Theophilus Nii Anum Sowah. “Cow, Crocodile, Fish and Onion,” courtesy of Ernie Wolfe Gallery, Los Angeles SECONDHAND PERILS I think it is totally righteous for people to stress that smoking kills and that grocery stores and mini-marts are the biggest drug dealers of nicotine in our country. My grammy died of lung cancer two years ago, and she even smoked while waiting for the ambulance to take her to the hospital after breaking her hip from falling because of an injury that happened because of an operation from a smoking disease. My doctor told me that my lungs looked those of a light smoker after I fell and broke a rib and had to have X-rays. I have never smoked, even though a lot of my friends do. She said I probably got smoke from living with my grammy for two years before she died. Don’t smoke and don’t buy cigarettes or even shop at stores that do. —Ria Katz, Bellingham Kudos to letter writers for calling upon area businesses to quit selling cigarettes. As they pointed out, there is no law requiring anyone to sell cigarettes and it would definitely lower our health care costs and contribute to the health of the local community if they stopped. The tribes could also take steps to contribute if they would stop selling cigarettes, too, and adopted the smoking ban in their casinos. As the letter writers point out, this is not a matter of personal rights. It is simply good common sense and citizenship. —James C. Ruhl, Ferndale GREGOIRE STANDS UP, STANDS OUT Since taking office, Governor Christine Gregoire has demonstrated her willingness to break out of the pack of me-too politicians and actually make decisions to shape a better future letters for Washingtonians. Her budget proposal is an example. More than 150,000 jobs have been created in Washington since Governor Gregoire took office. But, even with such a strong economy, her first proposal is to start putting money into a rainy day savings account. This shows fiscal discipline and common sense. That being done, she proposes to invest, not just spend, in things that will have a lasting positive effect on the future prospects and lifestyles of all state residents. She proposes a long-overdue plan to clean up Puget Sound. The education budget will improve our children’s math and science training to ensure job readiness for the modern economy. And, she is a leader who is intent upon expanding Washington’s global leadership in research and job production in the fields of technology and health sciences. Politicians can talk, but it’s their actions that mean something. Governor Gregoire’s actions show fiscal discipline and wise investment. —Phil Sharpe, Craig Cole, and Steve Adelstein, Bellingham WAR ON TRIAL Thank you for “War on Trial” (Jan. 10), about Army 1st Lieutenant Ehren Watada, the first commissioned officer to refuse orders to deploy to Iraq. The Iraq occupation is illegal under international treaties, Article Six of the U.S. Constitution, and U.S. military regulations that require soldiers to follow only “lawful orders.” Lt. Watada and George W. Bush, POTUS, both swore an oath to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. President Bush authorized the attack, invasion and occupation of Iraq, a country that was no threat to us. According to the Nurem- THE WALK AND THE TALK A fellow Woodstock “soul brother” laments our “waste” of money spent on the war in Iraq as NPR focuses on our disunity in its segment on our unity and Tony poses the question on what UK citizens want. Not only should we too ask this question (the talk), but what we are willing do (the walk) to achieve our goal. In the resolution time of year, it’s natural to buck up against the dilemma of what it means to walk our talk. While it may be sad that slogans such as “make love not war” and “girls say yes to boys who say no” and events of “three days of peace and music” have not changed human nature, war will always be a part of our world. Gandhi and the Dalai Lama lead the way in nonviolent resistance and E. B. White’s word “humble” written in Charlotte’s web come to mind, but I prefer Churchill’s emphasis on “we shall prevail” and Lincoln’s “the last best hope.” Night & Day Bedframes Sturdy, affordable, hardwood Single.... $186 Double ....$206 Queen.... $227 King ........$273 Cherry, Chocolate or Natural finish RS 25 YEA DREAM 119 W. CHESTNUT ST. • BELLINGHAM • 733-4925 • M-SAT 10-6 • SUN 12-5 —Ron Horn, Bellingham Free online banking at WECU... no strings attached! —Noel Collamer, Bellingham At WECU, members enjoy free online banking for their personal or business accounts. No required minimum balance. No required direct deposit. All we ask is that you have money in your account! PEACE NOT APARTHEID The Israel Firsters (a.k.a. Zionists, Israeli Lobby, AIPAC) are at it again. Clearly their loyalities are with Israel and they seem willing to do anything to subvert our American freedom of speech and to bribe and threaten our elected representatives to do their bidding, and have been exceptionally successful in doing so. Witness their latest attempt to discredit Jimmy Carter and his book, Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid. On Jan. 11, the mass media were exclaiming that 14 people had resigned from Jimmy Carter’s Carter Center Foundation because of the views he expressed in his book. As Free online banking... no strings attached! Tickets Local singer/songwriter Robert Sarazin Blake hits up the Green Frog Cafe Acoustic Tavern for a pair of CD release shows at 7pm and 10pm Fri., Jan. 26, before hitting the road to tour in support of his new album. If you’d like to celebrate with him, we just happen to have a couple of tickets to one of the shows. Email contest@cascadiaweekly to be the lucky winner. Bellingham Blaine Everson ON Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 —Judith A. Laws, Bellingham the Atlanta Journal-Constitution explained, “most, if not all, of those who resigned are Jewish.” According to the article, they were members of a 220-member advisory board that has a very minor role in the Foundation’s policies and procedures, the latter being under the effective control of the 21-member board of trustees. Most of the mainstream media gave this very narrow coverage and provoked a considerable amount of hate and slander articles on various websites. And it appears the Israel Firsters have gotten to Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon.com. If one looks up Carter’s book, Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid, at Amazon.com’s website, one finds a very long, extremely biased “editorial review” by Jeffery Goldberg. Wikipedia reports that “while still in college, he moved to Israel and served in the Israeli Defense Forces, serving as a prison guard during the First Intifada.” I’ve also learned that he holds both Israeli and U.S. citizenship. If you are interested in helping to preserve freedom of speech and press in the United States (while so many other freedoms are being legislated away in the name of “fighting terrorism”), then I suggest you join this campaign by signing a petition at the following website. Join thousands of others who want Carter’s book to receive fair treatment by Amazon.com. Do it 3 | LETTERS Letters 4-5 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 www.futondreams.com berg trials, an aggressive war is “the supreme international crime,” since it incorporates all of the other crimes (including torture). Believing it was his duty, and the best way he could serve his men, Lt. Watada made public his decision to disobey all unlawful orders, because obeying them would make him an accomplice to a criminal act. On Feb. 5, 2007, he will be courtmartialed for his decision. Nuremberg trials prosecutor Benjamin Ferencz said, “The best way to protect the lives of courageous young people who serve in the military is to avoid war-making itself. One cannot kill an idea with a gun, but only with a better idea . . ..” Support Lt. Watada at ThankYouLT.org. Ferndale Lynden Live, work, or go to school in Whatcom County? That’s all it takes to join! THIS CREDIT UNION IS FEDERALLY INSURED BY THE NATIONAL CREDIT UNION ADMINISTRATION. 5 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | VIEWS Views 6-7 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 6 The Gristle views AIR FORCE: So many airlines, so little planning. We’ve groused before about the Port of Bellingham’s haphazard forays into economic development—the very mission of this agency—that mostly focus on the enhancement of the Port’s own properties, such that any economic development dollars created get ferried on a one-way journey right back into that agency’s own bulging bank book. A notable exception is the Port’s financial assistance to Western Washington University’s Small Business Development Center. In their first meeting this year, Port commissioners approved $80,000 to the SBDC’s Rural Business Outreach Program. The program allows the SBDC to provide free business counseling services throughout Whatcom County, a great asset to entrepreneurship. The Port has provided funding for this program since 2002, along with state and federal grants. Way to go, Port! And yet apart from this, and for all the Port’s activities as a (tax exempt) property developer and landlord, nowhere is the agency more clumsy than in administering those areas where one might expect a Port Authority might have, cough, authority—namely, in the transportation of people and objects. OK, we’ll give ’em a free pass on longshore activities. Shipping over the decades has seen only stagnation and decline in smaller ports throughout North America. The amount of subsidy and giveaways (both financial and environmental) our Port would have to ladle out to attract freight here is numbing. Indeed, the agency lost money on every aluminum ingot Alcoa Intalco floated out of here in the Port’s latter days as manager of a (dys-)functional shipping terminal. They deserve our thanks, really, for making a realistic assessment of the future of a faded industry and deciding to, hell, let Bellingham’s federal channel silt over… or let the feds pay to dredge it. Less forgiving are we of the Port’s conduct of its airport. Years ago this column wondered why a city the size of Bellingham—unlike so many similar-sized cities elsewhere—offered no airport services outside of connection to Seattle. Airports in comparable cities like Boulder, Colo., and Burlington, Vt., routinely link direct to places like Cincinnati and Houston. At last the gullible Gristle chalked it up to some economic rubric in competing against Seattle-Tacoma Int’l Airport. Now the Port this week celebrates new service of not one, but two major airlines out of the Subdued City. Allegiant Airlines began nonstop flights to Palm Springs, with round-trip fares so low one wonders how they can turn a profit. Beginning in February, the airline will also increase weekly flights to Las Vegas. Allegiant dipped its toe into the frosty and murky waters of Bellingham’s air market first, with a duly cautious package of flights into senior Playland. We credit Allegiant for their courage in this untested market, while observing that they’re still not flying anywhere “real” for the bulk of Bellingham travel. Drowning out our complaint with the roar of turbofans, Western Air also jetted its inaugural flight, your opinion the gristle BY PETER GUNN Apples to Apples Meet Bellingham’s newest sister city CURRENTLY Bellingham has four sister cities: Port Stephens, Australia; Punta Arenas, Chile; Nakhodka, Russia; and Tateyama, Japan. The City of Bellingham and its four siblings sit on four continents in four hemispheres. Punta Arenas, our newest family member, touts itself as the earth’s most southern city. It sits equidistant between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans and has a population of about 120,000. Port Stephens, with more than 63,000 inhabitants, is situated on Australia’s east coast 2-½ hours north of Sydney. Nakhodka has 150,000 people and can be found on Russia’s east coast just north of Vladivostok. Tateyama was Bellingam’s inaugural sister city (1958) and sits on Japan’s east coast 2-½ hours southeast of Tokyo and has more than 50,000 people. These east coast cities share trade, culture and goodwill. A search is underway for a fifth sister city. Perhaps here in the City of Refined Enjoyment (I hope that one’s not taken), we could appeal to an older, wiser sister as a candidate for a new sibling—a city that has dealt with issues like growth, crime and waterfront development. A city from whom we can benefit as a result of their successes as well as missteps. These choices can pose unforeseen quandaries and should be thought out. Los Angeles found that out in 1979 when it tossed Tehran out of the family unit; Beverly Hills’ choice was more logical with Monte Carlo as its sister. What’d you expect? Kosovo? So if one is to dream, let those dreams be big, and New York, New York is the biggest. There is a small but strong New York fl avor allready in our burg. Those having been either born or grew up or has connections in Gotham, and its environs include Whatcom County Executive Pete Kremen, Fairhaven bootlegger Dirty Dan Harris, downtown business owners Ira Stohl (The Newsstand), Ken Ryan (The Bagelry), Susan Albert (Pepper Sisters), Democratic party activist John A search is underway for a fifth sister city. Let’s adopt a really BIG sister. McGarrity, and Radio Museum board member Joe Yaver. Big Apple roots transplanted to the Evergreen State. Our own U.S. Senator Patty Murray stated in a speech at Maritime Heritage Park that, in light of their recent tragedies, the two U.S. cities that had suffered the most over the last few years were New York and Bellingham. The music scene in both cities suffered casualties this past year with the closing of New York’s punk mecca CBGB’s and our own legend, the 3B Tavern. New York has Alphabet City. Bellingham has the Lettered Streets. New York has Hillary Clinton. Bellingham has Hilary Swank. Views expressed here are not necessarily those of Cascadia Weekly. New York has the Flatiron Building. Bellingham has VECO. New York has Radio City Music Hall. Bellingham has the American Museum of Radio and Electricity. New York has Isaac Mizrahi. Bellingham has Ty McBride. In New York during the late 1800s, the Democratic Party, known as Tammany Hall, was controlled by a corrupt political figure called Boss Tweed. Bellingham’s culinary tastes have been shaped by a restaurant named Boss Tweed’s. Bellingham developer Doug Tolchin at one time felt that the biggest deterrent to a dynamic downtown was a plant called Georgia-Pacific. New York developer Donald Trump (same initials) at one time dated a Hawaiian Tropic model named Georgia Pacific. A 1930s cinematic reflection of New York was that of King Kong going up the side of a building. In 2001, during the “Pit Protest,” The Bellingham Herald printed an image of protester Monkey Vomit repelling down the side of a wall. Two loveable simians passing each other in the vertical. Yo, King! What up, Monkey! (Also, whatever happened to Monkey? Better question, why did Mr. and Mrs. Vomit choose that moniker? What’s wrong with Mary? Mary Vomit has a nice, All-American ring to it. Condoleeza Vomit. Paris Vomit—now that’s hot.) Finally, in Bellingham if you are lost or disoriented a citizen will graciously point out where you are on a map. In New York if you are lost or disoriented, a citizen will graciously point out what you can do with your map. Start spreading the news. Humorist Peter Gunn writes a regular column in Cascadia Weekly. CASCADIA WEEKLY IS INTRODUCING NEW FEATURES. LOOK FOR DETAILS HERE NEXT WEEK. 360-733-2610 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | VIEWS Views 6-7 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 Quicksilver Zip $10 American Eagle Khakis $17 T-Shirt $8 Hikers (not pictured) $25 $60 to Look like this! Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 providing nonstop service from Bellingham to Los Angeles, Phoenix, and San Diego. Ah yes, Western, these are destinations the Gristle considers “real.” These are hubs, thanks. We confess mixed feelings about this new air force. On the one hand, it is surely a sign that Bellingham has “arrived,” and is a destination and departure of consequence. On the other, Bellingham stumbles—as we do so often—without a plan: Without a plan on how to mitigate noise and similar impacts in neighborhoods we myopically permitted adjacent to the airport: These were the new urban growth areas approved by City Council last time that group decided to rubberstamp a land expansion. Yet, the Port also exercised poor leadership by failing to strongly object to UGA expansion into the vicinity of its “port authority” (we recall one meek [but intriguing] comment from a Port employee about how mixed use zoning might endanger unrestricted airport operations). The Port has also, abandoned its role in regional transportation planning, abdicating to the affable-but-sluggish Whatcom County Council of Governments. The wellmeaning yet unelected COG holds occasional forums, where corpulent corporate interests declare just how much of the transpo treasury they intend to plunder. With Abbotsford airport expecting to triple its flight volume over the next decade (rural county residents already cringe from the overflight blast of Abbotsford’s buildout) and the City of Blaine ready to slather its airport capacity with Homeland Security hog fat, who should determine what is enough and where it should go? Alas, the Port is absentee authority on these issues. Now the Port serves more unfortunate news: With new Allegiant, Western, and Delta expansion, its terminal is over capacity. Was this deficiency disclosed when these businesses originally sought Bellingham as a destination? The Port says a $700,000 expansion project will use portable buildings with restrooms to create a 250-person waiting area for passengers who have cleared security. A $1.7 million parking lot expansion will add about 370 spaces, bringing the total to about 1,100. The expansion will increase the terminal size to about 37,000 square feet. Ideally, Port officials say, it would be 45,000 just to serve today’s passenger loads. While Port officials think it likely that more airlines may want to launch Bellingham flights, as of now the airport has no room for additional ticket counters. Thus we return to our original question— can this Port Authority guide regional economic development when it cannot master its own area of expertise? If a Port can’t competently administer its own backyard, dare we trust it with ours? 11-6 Mon.-Tues. 11-7 Wed.-Sat. The Gristle 7 news S Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | CURRENTS Currents 8-11 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 8 currents commentary G N I V A u P briefs e g d n u o S t Governor pledges healthy waters by 2020 BY MIKE SATO “I THINK the goals for Puget Sound cleanup are pretty simple. I want families to be able to swim in it, fish in it, and dig shellfish from its beaches.” That’s pretty straight talk from a politician, and the politician is Governor Christine Gregoire in her State of the State message this month before the start of the 2007 legislative session. Straight talk like that is refreshing. Especially from a politician who won a razor-thin election to office. Bolder yet, the governor says the Sound is going to be well on the road to health by the year 2020. “Fishable and swimmable” was the goal of the 1972 federal Clean Water Act. Twenty-six years later, Puget Sound Chinook salmon and Southern resident orca whales are listed under the Endangered Species Act. Accumulations of toxic chemicals like fl ame retardants are found in the tissues of Puget Sound seals and fish in concentrations many times higher than seals and fish outside the area. Oxygen-depleted “dead zones” in Hood Canal and the South Sound arise with the decomposition of algae that flourishes from excessive nutrients in sewage and water running off the land. Shellfish harvested in areas near population centers are unsafe to eat because of toxins and bacteria from human and animal wastes from the land. Fishable and swimmable it isn’t. The state’s 2007 State of the Sound issued this month reports that, of the 25 indicators of Puget Sound’s health (water quality, toxic contamination, eelgrass loss, Photo courtesy of People for Puget Sound etc.), 14 indicators show decline, three remain in the negative range unchanged from past years, four remain in the neutral range unchanged, and only three show positive improvement. As the governor says, you wouldn’t put your child in this bathtub. Yet we live in this bathtub, all 4.5 million of us. And there will be more than a million more residents by the year 2020. The freeways and commute times through the metropolitan areas are nearly unbearable now. The hills are alive with the sounds of housing developments. Many farms and timberlands in the Puget lowlands are memories. There’s very little available waterfront to build on anymore. What will our favorite beach or trail or dog park look like with more souls to share it with? Our morning commute, the morning latté line, the checkout at the market? But, if public attitude polling is right, most think the health of the region is good or excel- lent. That’s understandable since the changes and declines are incremental and, on the surface, the waters of the Sound still look pretty good. But some people know things aren’t good, people who have lived here long enough see the changes, folks who have been touched by the changes. If you fish or Scuba or harvest shellfish or bird watch or even pay attention to the warning signs along some public beaches, you know things aren’t so good along the shores and under the waters of the Sound. The governor, who once headed up the state Department of Ecology and was responsible for the health of the state’s shorelines and wetlands and water quality, decided to make restoring Puget Sound to health by the year 2020 a priority of her administration. For more than 20 years, we’ve had Puget Sound initiatives and plans. What made this Puget Sound initiative different was that, for the first time, someone in leadership put a deadline on showing results—the year 2020. As a starting point, the governor appointed in late 2005 a blue-ribbon panel called the Puget Sound Partnership and asked them for bold recommendations that she could take to the 2007 legislature with her budget request to begin the recovery of Puget Sound. The Partnership met its deadline last November and gave the governor its recommendations—not necessarily bold but with a direction forward— and the governor made her legislative priorities known to the legislature. Alcoa Intalco Works Alpha Technologies, Inc. (GBE) Anvil Corporation Bellingham Cold Storage BP Cherry Point Refinery City of Bellingham ConocoPhillips Haggen, Inc. Heath Tecna, Inc. Madrona Medical Group Mount Baker Planned Parenthood Olympic Health Management Systems Ryzex Group S.P.I.E. thanks They encourage their employees to walk, bicycle, carpool, vanpool, and ride the bus. Learn more at WhatcomSmartTrips.org Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | CURRENTS Currents 8-11 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 Our community is healthier thanks to the following Smart Trips Employer Partners. St. Joseph Hospital T-Mobile VECO USA, Inc. Washington Dept of Ecology Washington State DSHS Western Washington University Whatcom Council of Governments Whatcom Counseling and Psychiatric Clinic Whatcom County WTA Yamato Engine Specialist, Ltd Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 Her first steps toward getting to a clean Sound by 2020 is to create a new state agency in place of the Puget Sound Action Team and to request $220 million for Puget Sound programs in the biennial budget. The governor is also looking for more immediate results. She’s proposing to carry out stricter septic system requirements, to require local governments to take remedial actions when shellfish harvest areas are closed, and to ban the sale of toxic flame-retardant products. The new agency the governor proposes would be called the Puget Sound Partnership. Its members would be appointed by the governor and supported by a staff. At issue is what authority and tools this Partnership will have to meet the deadline for a clean Sound by 2020. How independent will the Partnership be and how much money will be invested in this long-term effort? On Jan. 17, the governor’s accountability and governance bill for Puget Sound, sponsored by Rep. Dave Upthegrove (HB 1374) and Sen. Phil Rockefeller (SB 5372) was introduced. On first hearing, the opposition of businesses, local governments and other powerful interests were already lined up to keep any cleanup plan advisory and optional and set to further weaken the already weak accountability measures in the bill. Everybody says they want a clean Puget Sound, but clear cleanup goals, timelines and accountability have plagued cleanup and protection since the effort began more than 20 years ago. In 1984, the state legislature and then-governor Booth Gardner responded to reports of toxic pollution causing liver cancers in fish in urban bays and shellfish beds being closed by fecal pollution around the Sound by establishing a citizens board called the Puget Sound Water Quality Authority and a support staff. The Authority identified all the public entities—from governments and tribes to junior taxing districts who had some responsibility for the Sound’s water quality—and with extensive public involvement developed the first comprehensive Puget Sound management plan, identifying what needed to be done and who needed to do what. Saying what needs to be done and getting it done are two different things. If you asked what the “authority” of the Authority was, the honest answer was that it was “moral” authority. 9 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | CURRENTS Currents 8-11 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 10 currents Puget Sound, from page 9 So when the Authority raised too much fuss about how some Puget Sound businesses like Boeing and Weyerhauser were not complying with water quality requirements, big business pushed back and the legislature in 1990 clipped the Authority’s wings and moved its functions into the state Department of Ecology. In the mid-‘90s, the moribund Authority was disbanded and replaced with a panel of state agency directors and legislators and renamed the Puget Sound Action Team and provided support staff. The hope, it seemed, was to achieve some accountability by having those being held accountable hold themselves accountable. Citizen and local government representatives were reorganized as an advisory group called the Puget Sound Council. Will things be different this time around? What may be different is the strength of the governor’s and legislators’ leadership and how seriously the 2020 deadline is taken. There were lots of fancy words and good intentions when the blue-ribbon Puget Sound Partnership came down to the difficult task of making recommendations on whether anybody was going to be made to do anything to restore the Sound. The Partnership punted and left it to the issue of governance to the governor. Although disappointing, that wasn’t surprising. The governor nearly guaranteed as much by appointing a mix of elected officials, business leaders and one environmentalist who could agree on the problem and even some priorities but would never reach consensus on the tough issue of governance. After all, there once was an Authority without real authority and an Action Team that nobody held accountable for its actions. The effort to recover endangered Chinook salmon rests on reaching a broad consensus of taking remedial actions without making anybody do anything they don’t want to do. Government itself in the last 10 years has wallowed in the rhetoric of partnership and the efficacy of voluntary compliance based on education and technical assistance. Accordingly, the old model of “com- CONTINUED ON PAGE12 Fuzz Buzz SPECIAL REPORT: AMERICA’S #1 CASH CROP On Jan. 5, Rodney G. Benson, Special Agent in Charge, Seattle Field Division, Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), and Chief John R. Batiste, Washington State Patrol, announced the results of the Washington Domestic Cannabis Eradication/Suppression Program (DCE/ SP) for 2006. To date, the DCE/SP program has eradicated more than 130,000 indoor and outdoor marijuana plants. Investigations stemming from the discovery of these marijuana grows resulted in 342 arrests and the seizure of 190 weapons. Batiste said, “this year’s success is a testament to the strong working relationships between law enforcement at all levels as well as with the National Guard.” On Dec. 18, 2006 Jon Gettman, public policy analyst and former head of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws, issued a report that identified marijuana as the United States’ largest cash crop, with growers producing nearly $35.8 billion of the stuff annually, far outstripping corn and wheat production combined. Within the past 25 years—the span of the so-called “Drug War”—domestic pot harvest has increased tenfold, he reported. “Marijuana has become a pervasive and ineradicable part of the economy of the United States,” Gettman told Reuters. In September, the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s annual Uniform Crime Report showed that 2005 exceeded all records of arrest for marijuana possession, with pot smokers being arrested at a rate of one every 40 seconds, and comprising 42.6 percent of all drug arrests in the United States The total number of marijuana arrests in the U.S. for 2005 far exceeded the total number of arrests in the U.S. for all violent crimes combined, including murder, manslaughter, forcible rape, robbery and aggravated assault. Of those charged with marijuana violations, approximately 88 percent were charged with simple possession. “Present policies have done little if anything to decrease marijuana’s availability or dissuade youth from trying it,” NORML declared, noting young people now frequently report that they have easier access to pot than alcohol or tobacco. According to the 2002 National Survey on Drug Use and Health, about 26 million Americans—nearly 1 in 11—reported using pot in the previous year. About 72 percent of users are white; 60 percent under 26. Roughly 1.7 million teens between 13 and 17 become new users every year. While Gettman did not estimate possible tax revenues from the regulated sale of marijuana, he suggested they would be substantial. “ Enforcement costs taxpayers approximately $10 billion and $12 billion per year. commentary briefs ham’s north side. A new, 70-to-80,000 sq. ft. facility could sit on top of a parking garage as part of a new downtown library design, council members were told. Once the site is approved, library supporters will draw up more detailed plans and put a bond measure to pay for the new building on an upcoming ballot. Trial also began for a British Columbia pig farmer who confessed to killing 49 women. Robert William Pickton, 56, of New Westminster was originally charged with killing 26 women, mostly prostitutes and drug addicts who vanished from Vancouver’s impoverished Downtown Eastside neighborhood in the 1990s. Prosecutors stunned the courtroom by declarin that Pickton told investigators, including an undercover officer planted in his jail cell, that he had actually slain 49 women. “I was going to do one more and make it an even 50,” Pickton was quoted as telling investigators. “I made my own grave by being sloppy.” BY TIM JOHNSON The Week That Was Send lawyers, booze and money 01.17.07 WEDNESDAY Puget Sound Energy continues to mop up after last week’s harsh weather, but this week learns they’ll also have to pony up $995,000 for violating consumer privacy laws. The power utility, accused of giving information about thousands of customers to an outside marketing company, say they will permanently abolish the program under a settlement approved by the state Utilities and Transportation Commission. Utility officials acknowledge transferring, through a PSE Connections marketing program, more than 65,000 phone calls, as well as sensitive information on new and relocating customers, to Georgia-based Allconnect, Inc. between November 2001 and March 2006. 01.18.07 THURSDAY Groundbreaking begins on a new emergency room at St. Joseph Hospital. Officials say the Emergency Department will nearly double in size by the time the work is done next fall. The new ER will divide into two sides—one for trauma and critical patients, and the other for more stable patients. 01.19.07 FRIDAY Police report that counterfeit bills have been popping up around Bellingham. Police spokesman Ken Brown says his department has noticed an increase in fake cash circulating this week. Brown explains funny money is easy to spot if you take a good look at it. Bills, Brown explains, look like they were churned out of a copy machine. Police have suspects; but be wary—if you accept a counterfeit bill, you own it, police say. 01.23.07 01.20.07 SATURDAY TUESDAY Freshies continue at Mt. Baker Ski Area, where officials there say snow is piling up at a near-record rate. Ski area employees say the snowpack on the mountain is more than 160 inches. An entire winter normally creates more than a 175-inch base. Continued snow falls may soon topple the world record set there in the winter of 1998-99. Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo announces the First Division Court of Appeals in Seattle has put the brakes on arrest warrants across the state issued for defendants who failed to appear in court. The court found the process used in Marysville to issue warrants was incorrect. Similar practices have been used in Whatcom County, Elfo said, and will tie up the Whatcom County Prosecutor’s for months as they review each of more than 3,000 outstanding county warrants individually. Meanwhile, Skagit County Superior Court begins taking depositions in a lawsuit filed by a former Bellingham family who say Whatcom County should have been able to prevent the tragic murder of their 8year-old son in 2002. Michael (“Mikey”) Busby, Jr., was killed after being tortured and mutilated by 16-year-old Columbia neighbor Ryan Alexander at the site of the old Pacific Concrete plant. In 2004, Alexander was sentenced to life in prison without parole for his crime. But Busby’s parents says Whatcom County’s juvenile justice system should have seen Alexander showed signs of mental illness and violent behavior in a number of crimes he committed prior to the murder. The lawsuit asks for Whatcom County to pay for medical, hospital and funeral expenses; to cover their son’s lost future earnings; and to pay damages for the loss of their relationship with their child. Trial is scheduled for June. 01.21.07 SUNDAY Washington State continues its experiment with Sunday liquor sales, which officials admit is a big hit. Lawmakers may expand it to more stores in 2007. Twenty state-run stores and 38 contract stores have been keeping Sunday hours for the past 16 months, with reported sales expected to top $18.5 million by June 30, liquor control board officials report. Sales are well above the original estimate of $9.6 million. 01.22.07 MONDAY Bellingham City Council hear a report from library board of trustees about the library system’s future. The presentation focused on site evaluation and recommendations for the new library, improvements at the Fairhaven branch, and library needs on Belling- Call Today! 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The mantra is that government is a partner with its people, industries, developers and resource extractors. We are all in this together and we are all responsible for the problem and for the solution. If this lie were true, Puget Sound today would be getting better, not going down the drain. Today we have the best available science and we have consensus about what the problem is with Puget Sound and what needs to be done to fix the Sound. There’s consensus on approaching how to protect and restore the Sound as an ecosystem where you can’t address things in isolation but need to think in terms of a whole system where land, water, plants and animals and people go together. Those are pretty strong points of consensus to proceed from. But where the rubber meets the ground at public meetings around the Sound last year, two main themes emerged: Enforce existing laws and provide more funding to get the job done. If the laws aren’t enforced or if they’re not enforced evenly throughout the Sound, the result is public cynicism about government actions when it comes to land use, water quality and natural resource protections. But it takes lots of money to protect the Sound from further harm and to restore those areas already damaged. The governor’s budget request of $220 million is a good start toward the real money needed to get the job underway. More than 80 percent of her budget request is focused on on-the-ground and inthe-Sound programs such as toxic pollution cleanup and prevention, shoreline and habitat restoration, and local government stormwater pollution programs. What needs additional funding is more funding to local governments for enforcement and compliance activities, more funding to engage the public in saving Puget Sound, and more funding for habitat restoration. Another $150 million over and above what the governor has proposed would provide a bigger kick start toward recovery by 2020. Even that’s a small down payment for the major tasks before us. There will be real costs associated with purchasing private properties and development rights to protect important habitat areas. Real costs for reducing pollution from stormwater runoff. Real costs for restoring already degraded areas. Real costs associated with making sure our growth is managed. And all this money is going to have to come from somewhere and will have to come in a steady stream through taxes and fees. People will pay for something that’s worth paying for; nobody, however, wants to pay for something that doesn’t show results. So, the Sound has to get better, over time, by a date certain. That’s the year 2020. Increased funding to local governments for enforcement and compliance is one of the most BIKE 101: A free clinic dubbed “Bike Maintenance 101” happens from 6-7:30pm at REI, 400 36th St. For more info: 647-8955. FRI., JAN. 26 Photo courtesy of People for Puget Sound important “carrots” the governor can provide to make saving Puget Sound a funded mandate. Having clear goals, benchmarks and deadlines ensures that local governments receive those funds and get results or they lose the funding. To get to the results agreed upon by 2020, the Puget Sound plan can’t be advisory or an optional menu that agencies and local governments pick and choose what they do or not do. Fiscal consequences are a fair “stick” to go along with the “carrot” of funding. Who’s going to make this happen? The governor’s bill takes a first stab at the governance issue but needs to be toughened up. The focus has to be kept on actions and results, something the governor herself wants, and not more study and planning. The new Partnership has to be given the authority to be the final decision maker and has to be independent in its authority. It has to be able to control funding to state agencies and local governments so they can maintain the focus on priorities and results to achieve a healthy Sound by 2020. There’s consensus on the problems the Sound suffers from and what needs to be done. We’ve been boldly given a deadline to get the job done. We need to pass a no-nonsense bill that puts a new Puget Sound Partnership in charge of restoring the Sound by 2020 with tools and clout to succeed. The legislature has to appropriate serious money to start on the road to 2020. The only way this effort has a chance of succeeding is if the new Partnership can hold agencies and local governments accountable for results—and itself be held accountable for those results. It’s an elegantly simple goal to clean the Sound up so our families can swim in it, fish in it and dig shellfish from its beaches. Getting there will test every bit of our leadership and public resolve. Mike Sato (msato@pugetsound.org) is director of communications, education and involvement for People For Puget Sound, a citizens organization established in 1991 to educate and involve people in the protection and restoration of Puget Sound and the Northwest Straits (www. pugetsound.org). He lives in Bellingham. VIKING HOCKEY: Western Washington University’s Viking hockey team plays its last home game of the season against Washington State at 10:15pm at the Sportsplex Arena, 1401 Civic Field Way. Entry is $3$5. For more info: wwuicehockey.com. MOUNTAINEERS DINNER: Adventurer Helen Thayer will talk about Three Among Wolves A Year of Friendship with Wolves in the Wild at the Mountaineers Yearly Banquet at 7pm at the Squalicum Boathouse, 2600 Harbor Loop. Tickets are $30 and include dinner. For more info: 319-7731. SUN., JAN. 28 MOUNTAIN TALK: Mount Baker Ski Area’s Gwyn Howat talks about “Why the Mountains Are Good For Us” at 2pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. The event is free. For more info: 676-6981 or whatcommuseum.org. SKAGIT SWANS: Biologist Martha Jordan leads “Swans in the Skagit Valley” at 10am at Mount Vernon’s Breazeale Interpretive Center, 10441 Bayview-Edison Rd., followed by a field trip. The event is free. For more info and to register: (360) 428-1588 or padillabay.gov. TUES., JAN. 30 SHOTS OF WINTER: “Winter Photography” will be the topic of a free clinic from 67:30pm at REI, 400 36th St. No registration is required. For more info: 647-8955. HAWKWATCHING: Falcon Research’s Bud Anderson leads “Hawkwatching in Northwest Washington” from 7-9pm every Tuesday through Feb. 27 at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. Field trips will be part of the experience. Cost is $125-$135. For more info: 676-6981. lectures books BY AMY KEPFERLE Born to Explore Helen Thayer ain’t your grandma WORLD ADVENTURER, educator and author Helen Thayer doesn’t seem to know the meaning of the words “no” or “can’t.” At 69, an age when most people would at least consider retiring, Helen is instead planning her next voyage with her equally intrepid husband, Bill. This time, she says, they plan to walk across China and Tibet. That may sound extraordinary, until you hear a partial list of Helen’s prior accomplishments: she was the first woman to make a solo trek to the magnetic North Pole in 1988, was the American leader of the first Russian-U.S.A. women’s Arctic expedition to Siberia in 1990, spent a year with Bill and their dog Charlie in the Canadian Yukon studying and photographing three families of wild wolves at their den site, was the first woman to walk across the Sahara Desert in 1996, celebrated her 60th birthday on a solo trek to Antarctica, and, again with Bill, trekked on foot across the entire length of the Mongolian Gobi Desert in 2001. Helen will take a break from her adventures to talk about her book, Three Among Wolves: A Year of Friendship with Wolves in the Wild as part of the Bellingham M o u n t a in e e r s yearly banquet. Slides and stoWHAT: Mountaineers ries relating to Banquet with the time she Helen Thayer and Bill lived WHEN: 7pm among the Fri., Jan. 26 wolves will be WHERE: Squalicum Boathouse, part of the pre2600 Harbor sentation. Loop Helen says it COST: $30 (inwas because of cludes dinner) their Inuit dog INFO: 319-7731 Charlie that she and Bill were able to cohabitate within sight of the wild animals. “He was the reason we were able to live 100 feet Go from the den,” Helen explains. “He knew how to act around wolves, and we followed his lead. It took time for us to be accepted by the wolf pack.” Helen says fear was the furthest thing from their minds while observing the wolf den. Instead, they were able to witness amazing events, such as a polar bear catching a seal and allowing the wolves to share in the feast. When an injured wolf came back to the den, other wolves took care of it by licking its wounds and bringing it food. When the Thayers left their temporary home, the wolves followed them. “People tell me after seeing this program that they can see what loving, caring families the wolves are,” Helen notes. “A lot of people are quite surprised.” The New Zealand-born adventuress says she also knows that the types of quests she and Bill take on aren’t for everyone, but wants to get across the message that people should take on their own challenges. It’s a point she wants to drive home to both children and adults. “Whatever lifestyle you have, wherever you’re at in your life, you need to set goals and look ahead beyond the norm,” she stresses. “Go ahead and turn your dreams into goals. Make the impossible happen. Make it happen. People would be surprised what they could achieve if they just look beyond the norm. We all have the ability to do great things.” THURS., JAN. 25 ALL ABOARD: Anne Brevig and Martin Vennesland, authors of 9 Years on the 7 Seas, will host a slideshow relating to their sailing adventures at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. FRI., JAN. 26 SELF-HEALING: Bente Hansen talks about her book, The New World of Self-Healing: Awakening the Chakras & Energy Field at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. SAT., JAN. 27 ROUND LIVING: Becky Kemery’s book, Yurts: Living in the Round, will be explored at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. SUN., JAN. 28 MORE MOORE: Prolific author Christopher Moore reads from his latest tome, You Suck: A Love Story, at 5pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. MON., JAN. 29 POETRY NIGHT: Sign up to read your words at Poetry Night at 8:30pm every Monday at Fantasia Espresso, 1322 Cornwall Ave. (registration starts at 8pm). For more info: 715-1632 or poetrynight.org. TUES., JAN. 30 FRONT LINE LETTERS: Admiral Stuart Franklin Platt reads from Letters from the Front Lines at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. The book focuses on letters, emails and blog entries from those serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. For more info: 671-2626. WED., JAN. 31 DRAGON THUNDER: Lynn Householder talks about Diana Mukpo’s book Dragon Thunder at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. COMMUNITY WED., JAN. 24 RAISING UP: “Raising Up the Struggle: The Legacy of Post-Levee Break New Orleans” features a variety of events through Jan. 31 at Western Washington University. Community talks, music, poetry and more will fill the week. For more info: 650-6804. THURS., JAN. 25 INTERNATIONAL FAIR: Various organizations will be represented at an International Opportunities Fair from 10am-2pm at WWU’s Viking Union Multipurpose Room. For more info: 6503240. FRI., JAN. 26 WINTER SKIES: All are welcome to check out the “Winter Skies” planetarium presentation at 7pm and 8:30pm at WWU’s Haggard Hall. Entry is $3-$5. For more info: 650-3818. UNIVERSAL HISTORY: Dr. Kristen Larson will describe our current scientific understanding of the history of the universe at a free talk at 7pm at the Blaine Library, 610 3rd St. The event is free and family-friendly. For more info: 332-2428. FOOD BANK BENEFIT: From 10am-6pm, bring nine pieces of nonperishable food or a $35 donation for the Food Bank to Life Chiropractic, 1400 King St. A free chiropractic exam will be offered to the first 20 people. For more info: 734-5433. SAT., JAN. 27 PANCAKE BREAKFAST: The first Swedish Pancake Breakfast of 2007 happens from 8-11am at Norway Hall, 1418 N. Forest St. Entry is $3 for kids and $6 for adults. For more info: 733-6618. WALDORF LECTURE: Marla Smith will kick off a free lecture and workshop series with “Learning Challenges in Early Grades” at 10am at Whatcom Hills Waldorf School, 941 Austin St. For more info: 733-3164. TUES., JAN. 30 POWER OF CLEARING: A free mini-workshop dubbed “The Power of Clearing” happens from 7-9pm at the Unitarian Fellowship Church, 1708 I St. For more info: 527-2796. WORDS&&Community COMMUNITY 1313 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words community WORDS Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 words LISTINGS 13 galleries openings profiles Theophilus Nii Anum Sowah. “Cow, Crocodile, Fish and Onion,” courtesy of Ernie Wolfe Gallery, Los Angeles VIEW IT WHAT: Coffin Makers of Ghana WHEN: 10am-4pm Mon.-Fri; noon-4pm Sat., through March 10 WHERE: Western Gallery, WWU campus COST: Free INFO: 650-3963 DEAD ART 14 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 14 visual ON ARRIVAL BY AMY KEPFERLE Funeral festivities define coffin exhibit “BURY ME in a can of Guinness” was the directive of my beer-loving companion as we perused the “Coffin Makers of Ghana” exhibit currently on display at the Western Gallery. It wasn’t such a strange thing to say, considering we were looking at long caskets in the shapes of a cow, crocodile, onion and fish made by Theophilus Nii Anum Sowah, a respected Ghanaian coffin maker. Sowah is one of many woodcarvers who help make transitions to the afterworld a little more stylish. Although the making of fantasy designer coffins is a relatively new practice in the West African country—it began during the 1950s and was popularized in the ’70s through the vision of coffin designer Seth Kane Kwei—it’s now seen as a sign of success to have a coffin that reflects what you did in your life on earth. Western Gallery’s director, Sarah Clark-Langager, points out that the crocodile coffin on display, which is nearly 12 feet long and a few feet wide, was probably built for a fisherman or someone who spends a lot of time on the water (it’s also the coffin she’d choose to be buried in from among the ones in the display). The green onion coffin would likely be used for a farmer, while a cattle herder might choose the bull for his final resting place. Other examples that aren’t part of the exhibit include a shoe for a man who owned a shoe shop, a saw for a carpenter, a beer bottle for a serious drinker (see paragraph one) and a “large pink object” for a gynecologist. “The ones here are made to show,” Clark-Langager stresses (belying the suspicion that corpses might be nestled inside the sculptural models). “There’ll never be bodies in them.” On loan from the Ernie Wolfe Gallery in Los Angeles, the coffins in the “Coffin Makers of Ghana” exhibit will return to California when the run ends here. But Clark-Langager notes the works of sculptural art typically go at least six feet under after they’re built. Text accompanying the exhibit points out that, for everyday Ghanaians, the coffins aren’t considered art. Instead, they’re provided to honor the deceased and assist them in their transition to the next life. Because the people of Ghana choose to bid farewell to their dead in elaborate ceremonies that can last for several days and often include burying them with many of the comforts of life—clothing, jewelry, money and prized possessions—it’s not a stretch for them to include designer coffins as part of the funeral festivities. “There are so many different cultural traditions,” Clark-Langager notes. “You and I are from a more puritanical tradition, but someone who’s from Ghana is more likely to celebrate death in this way.” Still, though, if my companion meets his demise in the near future, I’ll pass the information about the can of Guinness on to his family, just in case. LISTINGS EVENTS THURS., JAN. 25 GENDERED RECEPTION: A reception for “Gendered” happens from 6-8pm at WWU’s Viking Union Gallery. The exhibit showcases the works of WWU students who seek to visually represent gender identity through the fine arts. See it through Feb. 2. For more info: 650-7490. TUES., JAN. 30 WOOD CARVINGS: Marilyn Boysen presents a slide program titled “Native American Carvings in Wood” at 12:30pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. Entry is free. For more info: 676-6981. CALL FOR ART: Plan now to contribute to this year’s “Reaching for the Light” breast cancer art show, which opens April 20 at the Blue Horse Gallery, 301 W. Holly St. All mediums are welcome, and it’s preferred that they have a theme relating to breast cancer awareness. Art is due April 14. For more info: 224-0103. EXHIBITS BELLINGHAM RAILWAY MUSEUM: The museum is open to the public from noon-5pm Tues. and Thurs.-Sat. at 1320 Commercial St. For more info: 393-7540. BLUE HORSE GALLERY: See works by painters Dave Nichols and Joyce Prigot through January at the Blue Horse Gallery, 301 W. Holly St. For more info: 671-2305. HANDPRINT ARTS: See the multi-artist “Fresh Paint II” through January at Handprint Arts, 1611 N. State St. For more info: 647-9087 or handprintarts.org. IMPORT 12: Paintings by Todd Horton can be viewed through January at Import 12 Gallery, 2711 Meridian St. For more info: 752-3233. MINDPORT EXHIBITS: “Luminous Nature,” a show of sculptures by Denise Snyder, shows through Jan. 28 at Mindport Exhibits, 210 W. Holly St. For more info: 647-5614. MONA: “Range” and “CALIDO” are on display through April 8 at La Conner’s Museum of Northwest Art, 121 S. First St. Entry is $2-$5. For more info: (360) 466-4078 or museumofnwart.org. RADIO MUSEUM: “The Dawn of the Electrical Age” exhibit is currently being featured at the American Museum of Radio & Electricity, 1312 Bay St. For more info: 738-3886 or amre.us. STUDIO UFO: Illustrations by Ellen Clark and acrylic paintings by Nancy Leshinsky show through Feb. 3 at Studio UFO, 301 W. Holly St. For more info: 671-8682. WESTERN GALLERY: “Through the Kaleidoscope” and “Coffin Makers of Ghana” are currently on display at the Western Gallery on the WWU campus. For more info: 650-3963. WHATCOM CHILDREN’S MUSUEM: “By the Bay: Working on the Waterfront” is open from 10am5pm Thurs.-Sat. and 12-5pm Sun. at the Whatcom Children’s Museum, 227 Prospect St. Admission is $3.50. For more info: 733-8769. WHATCOM MUSEUM: “Building Tradition: Contemporary Northwest Art from the Tacoma Art Museum” and “Heritage of Design: American Indian and First Nation Treasures from the Maryhill Museum” are currently on display at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981 or whatcommuseum.org. theater dance THURS., JAN. 25 GOOD, BAD, UGLY: “Upfront Unscripted” features Mainstage Players at 7:30pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. At 9:30pm, see a variety of improv by both new and seasoned improvisers when “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” takes the stage. Entry is $5. For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. profiles JAN. 26 - 27 BY AMY KEPFERLE THE CHANGELINGS: Bellingham improv ensemble the Changelings performs at 7:30pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. At 9:30pm, competitive Theatresports matches ensue. Entry is $8-$10. For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. A SAT., JAN. 27 DROP-IN ON IMPROV: Learn about the joys of improv at a free beginning class at noon for adults and 1pm for high school students at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. For more info: 733-8855. REASON for the SEASON WED., JAN. 31 PIE IMPROV: The Chameleons and Crazy Eights & 2 Jokers—improv groups comprised of area youth—perform at 7pm at the Mount Baker Studio Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Tickets are $6. For more info: 734-6080 or mountbakertheatre.com. Filling in the blanks at iDiOM Theater DANCE QUESTION: WHERE would you go if you wanted to watch a couple hours of live, local theater that incorporated memory loss, talking (and dancing) popsicles, the sun and earth, hit men, a deadly bear and a lost ham in its lineup? Answer: iDiOM Theater, of course. Keeping with its tradition of debuting the greatest amount of original theater in the western hemisphere, iDiOM’s latest offering is a quirky smorgasbord of five plays created with the ambiguous theme “A Winter’s Blank.” Local playwrights have filled in the blanks and created short works that take the topic and run with it in various directions. Director Sol Olmstead’s A Winter’s Discontent starts things off with a rumpled Tony Driscoll accidentally ending up on stage, where he’s forced to interact with the audience and share his tale of a Christmas ham gone wrong. Ben Eisner’s A Winter’s Tale for Children features fully grown humans with no memories and a hankering to find out who and what they are. A Winter’s Revolution by David Cochran has notorious scene-stealer Scott K. Seitz and Riley Penaluna portraying coke-snorting popsicles planning a revolt (my favorite line: “All popsicles break: not all popsicles truly freeze”). All of the above plays are worth watching, but Krissa Woiwod’s adaptation of William Shakespeare’s A Winter’s Tale is the play that I keep coming back to. Woiwod takes the infamous stage direction from the Bard’s original text—“Exit, pursued by bear”— and crafts a play around that particular phrase. There’s still a bastard baby, an edict from a king See It WHAT: A Winter’s Blank WHEN: 8pm Jan. 25-27, Feb. 1-3 WHERE: iDiOM Theater, 1418 Cornwall Ave. COST: $10 (Jan. 25 show is $5) INFO: 201-5464 or idiomtheater.com to kill the baby, a rescue by a fella named Antigonus and other background information, but Woiwod’s way with words makes it so much more than a play within a play. If you’ve ever wondered what a bear smells like or what it feels like to be killed by a bear, you’ll know by the end of the adaptation. “I like the challenge of coming up with interesting ways of presenting what’s been written and fl eshing out the characters,” Olmstead says of his directing duties, which included making Woiwod’s play visually compelling. A rumpled Tony Driscoll shares bygone tales of a Christmas ham in A Winter’s Discontent This is Olmstead’s second bout directing “blanks.” Last year, he helmed “Blank the Musical” and he’s fresh off writing, acting and directing the recent “Hotbox,” a play conceived of and executed in just a week. “The challenges with these plays is working around other people’s—and my own— schedules,” Olmstead notes. “Getting sets and props for five different shows, as opposed to one play, can be overwhelming and daunting. But it’s doable.” The run-through I saw last Sunday night was a little rough around the edges and still missing some props and costumes, but I could tell the actors and writers involved in “A Winter’s Blank” haven’t just been spending the chilly season drinking hot chocolate and watching reruns of CSI: Miami. They’ve been busy creating, and it shows. JAN. 25 - 28 DANCE WORKS: Faculty and advanced students will perform originally choreographed pieces at 7:30pm. Thurs.-Sat. and 2pm. Sun. at WWU’s Performing Arts Center Mainstage. Tickets are $8-$11. For more info: 650-6146. SUN., JAN. 28 PETER, WOLF: The Northwest Ballet and Skagit Symphony performs Peter and the Wolf at 2pm at Mount Vernon’s McIntyre Hall, 2501 E. College Way. Entry is free. For more info: (866) 624-6897 or mcintyrehall.org. SAT. JAN. 27 HUMAN JAZZ: Dancer, mime, singer and clown Christian Swenson performs “Human Jazz” at 7:30pm at the Firehouse Performing Arts Center, 1314 Harris Ave. Local poet and percussionist Kevin Murphy will also take part in the show. Tickets are $10. For more info: 733-8375 or humanjazz.com. SONG AND DANCE: “Let It Be A Dance We Do,” an old-fashioned song and dance show for the whole fan-damily, happens at 7:30pm at the Leopold Crystal Ballroom, 1224 Cornwall Ave. Entry is $6. For more info: 671-6327. SUN., JAN. 28 SQUARES & STRINGS: Attend a monthly Square Dance with local caller Lucas Hicks and a live string band from 6-8pm at the YWCA Ballroom, 1026 N. Forest St. No experience is necessary, and all dances are taught. Entry is $3. For more info: 733-5960. Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 stage ON STAGE ON Stage STAGE 15 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 LISTINGS 15 MUSIC 16-19 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 16 music previews rumor has it music PREVIEW BY CAREY ROSS Coco Montoya Late-bloomin’ blues ALTHOUGH COCO Montoya has been a musician for almost four decades, the legendary guitarist is something of a late bloomer. He got his start being mentored by infl uential blues musicians and made a career out of playing with other top-notch bluesmen, but it wasn’t until about 10 years ago that Montoya stepped out of the shadows to create a blues tradition of his own. Born and raised in Santa Monica, Calif., Montoya became a musician early on. Except his instrument of choice was the drums instead of the guitar and he used them to play rock ‘n’ roll, not the blues. But his experiences with a pair of Alberts would eventually change all that. The first Albert to cross his path was that other “King of the Blues,” Albert King, who Montoya saw perHEAR form when he opened WHAT: Coco Monfor Creedence Cleartoya, Fat James, water Revival and Iron Dave Payne Butterfly in 1969. King’s WHEN: 8pm Sat., set literally brought Jan. 27 Montoya to tears, and WHERE: Wild Buffalo, 208 W. thus began the shift Holly St. from rock to blues in COST: $12 in his musical outlook. advance/$15 at Enter Albert numthe door ber two. A few years MORE INFO: later, when Montoya wildbuffalo.net was passing the time still playing drums in local rock bands, he unknowingly lent his drum kit to the “Master of the Telecaster,” Albert Collins. The two struck up a friendship, which turned into a working relationship when Collins, desperately in need of a drummer for an imminent tour, tapped Montoya to sit behind the kit, a role he would continue to fill for five more years. So be- gan a mentorship that ended only with Collins’s death in 1993. It was under the tutelage of Collins that Montoya learned to play the guitar. The two spent hours between shows, holed up in various hotel rooms, Collins not only passing his practical knowledge and style on to Montoya, but also teaching him to trust his musical instincts and find his inspiration from within. It was a good education, but when disco unceremoniously booted blues out of the musical limelight, it was looking like Montoya, who had been forced to take a job behind the bar as opposed to onstage, would never get the chance to use it. However, he continued to practice his newfound skills, which paid off when John Mayall walked into a Los Angeles bar where Montoya was jamming. Mayall left impressed, and when he went to reform the Bluesbreakers, he asked Montoya to play guitar— essentially asking him to take on the part once played by Eric Clapton, Mick Taylor, and Peter Green. They were big shoes to fill, but Montoya did so admirably for a decade, becoming, along with Walter Trout, featured performers in the band. Even with all this musical success, Montoya, it seems, still had not come into his own. It would take a reassessment of his aims— along with gentle nudges from both Collins and Mayall—but Montoya finally struck out solo during the mid-’90s. Despite the fact that he’d made a name for himself with the Bluesbreakers, Montoya was not certain his solo efforts would be met with the same enthusiasm on the part of his fans. He needn’t have worried. Montoya learned his lessons well from his legendary teachers. His guitar technique, certainly, is fl awless, but it’s the passion and soul with which he plays, not to mention the intensity of his vocals, that set Montoya apart. With each of his solo releases, he has consistently wowed critics, and his fan base continues to grow in both size and fervor. These days, you’ll find Montoya touring constantly, playing more than 200 shows a year. One of those shows takes place Sat., Jan. 27 at the Wild Buffalo. Come see what a late bloomer can do. Rumor Has It EVERYONE’S FAVORITE college radio station, KUGS, is gearing up for a birthday, and, as is their wont, plans to throw a pretty big party to celebrate. Local bands No-Fi Soul Rebellion, Boom Bap Project, and 10 Killing Hands will take the Viking Union stage Fri., Jan. 26 to help KUGS celebrate. I think it should be pointed out that, at 33 years old, the radio station is now officially older than the vast majority of people who listen to it. In other news of on-campus shows, it appears that both the Presidents of the U.S.A. and the Thermals will team up for a Feb. 23 show, also at the Viking Union. While this is not the rumored “big show” (now looking more and more dubious as days go by) ASP Pop has been working on, I’m certainly not going to complain. In further proof that pretty much BY CAREY ROSS any space in town can—and often does—double as a music venue, Kendrick’s, they of the pool tables and panini sandwiches on Cornwall Avenue, has been playing host to a variety of local musicians every Wednesday through Friday for the past six months or so. This now means you can eat, grab a beer, chase it with a cup of coffee, get your local music fix and further your career as a pool shark, all under the same roof. Carly Henry of Starbird Promotions tells me she plans to start putting together more shows in and around town. This is unusual, because while Carly has a well-deserved reputation as a booking agent extraordinaire, she spends a good amount of time signing up local bands for out-of-town shows. Now, in a crazy twist, she’s also going to be booking out-of-town bands to play local shows. She claims the strategy arose out of her desire to not have to log so many travel miles to see her favorite bands. While I certainly appreciate Carly’s efforts in this area and will be more than happy to reap their rewards, I’m also fairly impressed by her using laziness as a motivating factor for hard work. The artist now known as Robert Sarazin Blake has emerged from the wilds of Arlington with a new album in tow. He will celebrate this considerable accomplishment with back-to-back shows at 7pm and 10pm Fri., Jan. 26 at the Green Frog. The price of admission is a little steep at $13, but becomes a deal when you consider that it also gets you the new CD—proving that revising his moniker isn’t the only lesson Blake has learned from Prince. I can’t wait until he starts referring to his band as the “New Power Generation.” BY GRAHAM ISAAC The Cathoholix One last hardcore mangle IF YOU haven’t noticed, the average lifespan of a straight-up punk rock act in Bellingham seems to fall somewhere around two years in this town. Some bands make it longer, others are brief fl ashes of speedy glory, but there isn’t a ton of punkrock institutions left. Scheize Geist, Axes of Evil, and Thurman Merman have all waved their goodbyes, leaving fewer straight-up old-schoolers around. Which makes it all the sadder that local boys the Cathoholix are calling it a day. Formed in 2002, the Cathoholix play dirty, fast and sloppy punk rock—no hyphens or apologies needed. The band’s loose energy is equally influenced by early ‘80s hardcore—Black Flag, Bad Religion—as it is by modern crust and punk styles. The band eschews the pop and emo overtones trendy in much of today’s corporate “punk”—the phrase “keeping it real” may or may not be applicable any more, but if it is, the Cathoholix do. The band kicks out the jams, as it were, and this has earned them a solid following among the punk-loving kids in Bellingham. Their sound is one that flourishes in dank basements and dark rooms; preferably ones packed full of kids. Given the busy schedules of its members (most are in other bands or projects as well) the Cathoholix have not been as active during the past year, and have decided to disband in order to allow for the members to pursue other musical avenues. That said, they’ll be bringing the pain one more time inside the warm confines of the Old Foundry—an appropriately rock ‘n’ roll space that can pack in lots of punks coming to say goodbye. HEAR WHO: The Cathoholix, Karate Kitchen, Brunette Sweat WHEN: 8pm Fri., Jan. 26 WHERE: The Old Foundry, 100 E. Maple St. COST: $5 MORE INFO: whaam.org Preceding the Cathoholix are local up-and-comers Karate Kitchen. Formed from the ashes of popular pop-rockers Deadly Sinclair, Karate Kitchen (which also features the entirety of the math-rock duo Sweaty Sweaters) are tougher and more technically apt than Sinclair was. The bass is thick and heavy while the guitars are sharp and angular, creating a sound that swirls darting guitar lines around hummable power-pop hooks. A recent show at Chiribin’s found the place packed to the gills with fans, all of whom danced and crashed about manically. A promising sign for a promising young band that is currently working on its debut full-length. Kicking off this frenzied rock ‘n’ roll dance party will be local mischief-makers Brunette Sweat, who occasionally want to get your ass on the floor with their clanging guitar grooves and synth stutters, but just as often are content to bludgeon you with them. Either way, frontman Garrison Marr is always entertaining as he climbs, swings the microphone and generally freaks out while the rest of the band play their fractured synth-rock behind him. Show up early and get your stutters out before the slam-dancing begins. Robert Sarazin Blake, in rare, full-band mode, will share stories and songs from his heartfelt and honest new album at two CD release shows at 7pm and 10pm Fri., Jan. 26 at the Green Frog Café Acoustic Tavern. FOLK FUN: Joe Hickerson, a self-described “vintage pre-plugged paleo-acoustic folksinger,” performs at 7:30pm at the Roeder Home, 2600 Sunset Dr. Entry is $8-$12. For more info: 671-3480. CALLALOO PARTY: Celebrate one year of business tonight at the Callaloo Caribbean Kitchen, 1211 N. State St. Seattle reggae funksters Aesense of Time will perform, as will The Matt Peters Trio, and The Blessed Coast Sound System. For more info: 676-5375. FRI., JAN. 26 SUN., JAN. 28 WED., JAN. 24 KUGS PARTY: Celebrate 33 years of broadcasting at a KUGS Birthday Celebration starting at 7pm at WWU’s Viking Union Multipurpose Room. No-Fi Soul Rebellion, Boom Bap Project, and 10 Killing Hands will provide the tunes. Entry is $8 for students and $12 general. For more info: 650-6146. ANSCHELL TRIO: The Bill Anschell Trio holds a CD release for More to the Ear Than Meets the Eye from 4-7pm at the Lucia Douglas Gallery, 1415 13th St. Entry is $10 general, free for Jazz Project members. For more info: 650-1066 or jazzproject.org. SAT. JAN. 27 ANNE FEENEY: Social change music activist Anne Feeney performs at 7:30pm at the Union Center, 1700 N. State St. Traditional tunes, folk music, labor songs and more are on the roster. Entry is a suggested $10. For more info: 647-1752. ROCKY IS HERE: Acoustic singersongwriter Rocky Votolato performs at 8pm at WWU’s Performing Arts Center Concert Hall. Tickets are $6. For more info: 650-2846. WED., JAN. 31 .VTJD4XFFU.VTJD7JTJUXXXXJMECVõBMPOFUGPSPVSGVMMTDIFEVMFPGFWFOUT Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 MUSIC 16-19 misc. 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Perfect show for anybody who’s ever been destroyed by love.” The Stranger (Seattle) 7 3 4 -6 0 8 0 w w w. m ou n t b a ker t h ea t re. c om 01.26.07 FRIDAY 01.27.07 SATURDAY 01.28.07 SUNDAY Boundary Bay Wilson Project, $Millions$, Stabbin’ Hobo, L-Agua Chiribin’s Fairhaven Pub Karaoke Phil Saylor Wisor Karaoke Nightlight Lounge Richard’s on Richards Rockfish Grill Rumors Karaoke w/Poops Jim Beam Medicine Show College Night Papa Roach, It Dies Today, Art of Dying Karaoke The Chryslers US Comedy Open Mic w/Chuck D feat. Ten O’Clock Scholar Cicadas, The Americas, Stationary Legs, The Braille Tapes Project Mayhem, Trutones, Zooey! Typical Ace, Speaker Speaker, Patient Patient, Mitchell Sheldon Jenni Potts, Kids on the Couch Poetry Night Diverse Divas Showcase Robert Sarazin Blake Barton Carroll, Lesser Lights Lucas Hicks Fritz and the Freeloaders Open Mic w/Chuck D Spaceband Spaceband Karaoke ’80s Night Save Darfur Tour feat. Visionaries, Greyskul, Sleep Rocket One, more Industrial Dance a Go-Go Keller Williams Hoss Line Dance Lessons w/Bev Ollerenshaw DJ Deerhead and Friends Cathoholix, Brunette Sweat, Karate Kitchen, Graham Isaac Marvin Johnson Gypsy Lou Band Subtle, Pigeon John Stanton Warriors Fidalgo Swing Firkin Friday Paul Green and Straight Shot Bradbury Press, Massy Ferguson 76 Charger, Star Spangled Bastards, Loyal Sinners Rogue Hero Royal Invitational Jazz Jam Mad Professor, Dr. Israel The Old Foundry Poppe’s The Brent Coalminers No-Fi Soul Rebellion, boat, Sincerely Elvis Honey Moon Main St. Bar and Grill TUESDAY The Americas, Stationary Legs, The Oregon Donor Fantasia Espresso Green Frog Café Acoustic Tavern MONDAY The All Nighters, Neon Nights, The Americas Commodore Ballroom Department of Safety 01.29.07 01.30.07 Rocky Votolato/Jan. 27/ VU Multipurpose Room Gypsy Lou Band Industry Night College Night Ladies Night Party Night Betty Desire Show, DJ Velveteen DJ F* DJ Qbnza DJ Marcus Purnell Tony and the Tigers Tony and the Tigers Tony and the Tigers Silver Reef Casino Marvin Johnson VonDisco Keller Williams/Jan. 28/Nightlight Lounge Karaoke Fetish Night Barton Carroll/Jan. 27/Green Frog Acoustic Tavern Skagit Valley Casino Comedy Night Society’s Child Society’s Child Skylark’s Walt Burkett Ray Downey & Tim Mathies The Spencetet Underground Coffeehouse (WWU) The Dub Foundry The Dennis Zender Project Viking Union Multipurpose Room (WWU) Wild Buffalo Acoustic Oasis Open Mic feat. James Lee Harris Misty Flowers Down North, Armonikos Open Mic KUGS Birthday Bash feat. NoFi Soul Rebellion, Boom Bap Project, Ten Killing Hands Rocky Votolato The Bow Diddlers Coco Montoya, Fat James, Dave Payne Halleck Street Ramblers Weekly Blues Invitational Jam feat. Brian Lee Boundary Bay Brewing Co. 1107 Railroad Ave • 647-5593 | Chiribin’s 113 E. Magnolia St. • 734-0817 | Commodore Ballroom 868 Granville St., Vancouver • (604) 739-4550 | Department of Safety 1011 12th St. Anacortes • (360) 293-8361 | Fairhaven Pub & Martini Bar 1114 Harris Ave. • 671-6745 | Fantasia Espresso & Tea 1324 Cornwall Ave. • 715-1622 | Green Frog Café Acoustic Tavern 902 N State St. • 7561213 | Main Street Bar & Grill 2004 Main St., Ferndale • 384-2982 | Nightlight Lounge 211 E. Chestnut St • 527-1531 | Poppe’s Bistro & Lounge 714 Lakeway Dr. • 671-1011 | Richard’s on Richards 1036 Richards St. Vancouver • (604) 687-6794 | Rockfish Grill 320 Commercial Ave. Anacortes • (360) 588-1720 | The Rogue Hero 1313 N. State St. • 756-0069 | The Royal 208 E. Holly St. • 738-3701 | Rumors Cabaret 1119 Railroad Ave. • 671-1849 | Silver Reef Casino 4876 Haxton Way, Ferndale • 383-0777 | Skagit Valley Casino Resort 5984 N Darrk Ln, Bow • (360) 724-7777 | Skylark’s Hidden Cafe 1300 11th St. • 715-3642 | Stuart’s at the Market 1530 Cornwall Ave. • 714-0800 | Wild Buffalo 208 W. Holly St. • www.wildbuffalo.net | To get your live music listings included in this esteemed newsprint, send pertinent info to clubs@cascadiaweekly.com. Deadlines are always at 5 pm Friday. Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 MUSIC 16-19 01.24.07 01.25.07 WEDNESDAY THURSDAY Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 See below for venue addresses and phone numbers 19 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film FILM 20-22 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 20 film REVIEW film reviews film times REVIEWED BY COLIN COVERT Pan’s Labyrinth GUILLERMO DEL Toro’s business card should REVIEWED BY JOHN DEFORE Catch and Release A sweet, small film SURE IT’S better to have loved and lost than not at all, but what about loving, losing, then discovering your nowdead groom-to-be wasn’t at all who you thought he was? That’s still not as bad as the not-at-all option, it turns out, so long as that deceased fiance left you with some true-blue pals to cushion the fall. So says Catch and Release, a likable romantic comedy that delivers enough laughs and star appeal to fare reasonably well in the datemovie department, even if it doesn’t entirely live up to its ambitions. Jennifer Garner plays would-be bride Gray, whose caterers plan for a wedding but wind up feeding a collection of mourners—including two, her late fiance Grady’s housemates, who are close enough to be her brothers, and one, a shallow commercials director just in from Los An- EXPOSE YOURSELF Literature LIVE! EVENTS Two FREE Events! geles (Timothy Olyphant), who never quite fit into this little clan but has decided to stick around a while nevertheless. In tidying up Grady’s affairs, Gray makes some startling discoveries: He was rich and was sending someone $3,000 a month. That someone is an unmarried woman (Juliette Lewis) with a young son. Some hurtful words and one halfhearted suicide attempt later, these developments prove a bit less disruptive than viewers might expect. The story takes place in sunny Boulder, Colo., where, one character notes, people are unnaturally happy. Indeed a strong undercurrent of peace, love and understanding runs through the film: Characters introduced as louts or floozies are soon shown to be sympathetic human beings. Even their natural enemies come to see the good in them. read, “Fantasy Films for All Audiences and Occasions.” A few years ago he worked the raw materials of Nazis and demons into the formulaic, shamelessly entertaining comic-book adventure Hellboy. Now he has tapped the same ingredients for a serious art film that is at once deeply personal and touchingly universal. Pan’s Labyrinth uses the final days of the Spanish Civil War as the nightmarish backdrop for a fable involving an evil stepparent, occult beings and a heroic, innocent child. The Fascist forces are exterminating the final remnants of the resistance in the countryside, and Capt. Vidal, the new stepfather of 11-year-old Ofelia, is one of the government’s most merciless brutes. His callous treatment of Ofelia’s ailing pregnant mother, his new bride, is the mildest manifestation of his cruelty; his atrocities against captured partisans are outbursts of truly diabolical sadism. If Vidal is the daytime face of infernal forces, Ofelia’s dreamlike adventures among the fabulous creatures of the forest represent its nighttime opposite. Wandering the grounds near the old mill house where Vidal has relocated the family, Ofelia encounters fairies, an underground netherworld, and CONTINUED ON PAGE 22 CONTINUED ON PAGE 22 THURSDAY • 7:30p Anne Brevig & Martin Vennesland January 25th SLIDE S HOW ! share the tales of their 56,000 nautical mile excursion! 9Come YEARS here their tale ON THEsee and 7 SEAS NOR SIGLAR WITH -YURTS LIVING SATURDAY • 7:30p IN THE JOIN US! ROUND Becky Kemery offers history and advice on every aspect of these homes that connect living and nature. VILLAGE BOOKS • 1200 11th St in Historic Fairhaven • 671-2626 • www.VillageBooks.com January 27th Alpha Dog: Nick Cassavetes coaxes a surprisingly capable performance out of Justin Timberlake in this based-on-a-truestory effort about one of the FBI’s most notorious fugitives, Jesse James Hollywood. ++++ (R • 2 hrs. 2 min.) 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Charlotte’s Web: This live-action version of the popular children’s book tells the familiar story of one radiant performing pig and the spider who helps him avoid the axe. ++++ (G • 1 hr. 53 min.) Bellis Fair 12:00 | 2:30 | 5:00 which I’m guessing is a curse indeed. ++ (PG • 1 hr. 49 min.) Bellis Fair 1:40 | 4:20 | 7:00 | 9:40 Children of Men: Clive Owen stars and Alfonso Cuaron directs this riveting, pitchperfect near-future sci-fi story about a world in which all the women are infertile and Great Britain is the only “civilized” country left. +++++ (R • 1 hr. 49 min.) Sehome 1:05 | 4:10 | 7:15 | 10:15 Notes on a Scandal: Nominated for four Academy awards, this film starring Cate Blanchett as a teacher involved in an illicit affair with a student and Judi Dench as the keeper of her secret is both heartwrenching and thought-provoking. ++ +++ (R • 1 hr. 32 min.) Sehome 1:20 | 4:25 | 7:30 | 9:50 The Departed: Martin Scorsese shows why he’s the master in this film starring Jack Nicholson, Matt Damon, and Leonardo DiCaprio that tells the story of the cops, the mob and the moles that come between them. ++++ (R • 2 hrs. 29 min.) Bellis Fair 1:10 | 4:35 | 8:00 Dreamgirls: Beyonce Knowles and Jamie Foxx are the marquee performers in this musical saga of a Supremes-esque girl group, but it’s Oscar nominees Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Hudson who really steal the show. ++++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 5 min.) Sehome 12:50 | 3:55 | 7:00 | 10:00 Epic Movie: This movie, which spoofs blockbuster and fantasy films, is crafted along similar lines as Date Movie and the Scary Movie franchise, so you pretty much know what you’re getting. + (PG-13 • 1 hr. 26 min.) 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Sunset Square 12:50 | 3:10 | 5:30 | 7:55 | 10:15 Letters From Iwo Jima: The second of two very fine WWII dramas directed this year by Clint Eastwood (the other being Flags of Our Fathers), this one explores the battle for Iwo Jima in heartbreaking beauty from the Japanese point of view. +++++ (R • 2 hrs. 21 min.) Bellis Fair 12:40 | 3:55 | 7:10 | 10:25 Night at the Museum: A night watchman becomes trapped in a museum, where he unleashes an Egyptian curse that brings Robin Williams to life as Teddy Roosevelt, Pan’s Labyrinth: See review previous page. +++++ (R • 1 hr. 50 min.) Pickford 4:00 | 6:30 | 9:00 | Sat. & Sun. @ 1:00 The Pursuit of Happyness: Will Smith plays a down-on-his-luck father who, through a combination of smarts and perseverance, manages to parlay an unpaid internship at Dean Witter into a financial empire. +++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 56 min.) 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(360) 389-6551 www.communitycarshare.org Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film FILM 20-22 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 BY CAREY ROSS Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 Film Shorts Notes on a Scandal 21 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-11 | Get Out 12 | Words & Community 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-19 | Film FILM 20-22 20-22 | Classifieds 23-26 | Food 27 Cascadia Weekly #2.4 | 01.24.07 22 film :: local national dvd REVIEW Catch and Release Continued from page 20 Pan’s Labyrinth Continued from page 20 In part, that appears to reflect the big-heartedness of screenwriter Susannah Grant (champion of underestimated women in Erin Brockovich and In Her Shoes), who is making her feature-directing debut. She’s sympathetic here to characters that in another film might be two-dimensional punching bags; her warmth and her eagerness to make something richer than a typical romantic comedy go a long way. But those revelations of characters’ hidden depths also can be abrupt, particularly in the case of Olyphant’s womanizer, whose evolution into a decent guy seems to happen off camera. Grant has acknowledged that her cut of the film started at two hours and 57 minutes. While one doesn’t long for that extra hour’s reinstatement—this sweet, small story isn’t meant to be an epic, and already feels a bit long—these cuts would explain a thing or two. If not all its narrative and emotional strands work perfectly, though, the movie has its charms. Kevin Smith, as Grady’s housemate Sam, proves he’s no one-note Silent Bob. Although wearing a tie-dyed shirt may be the biggest challenge he faces here, he fills his comicrelief duties easily and has time left over to show a little tenderness. While Smith gets most of the laughs, Garner does turn a dinner-table outburst into a comic highlight. its towering, horn-headed lord, the faun Pan. The ugly creature is suspect, sometimes expressing concern for Ofelia, calling himself “your most humble servant,” sometimes harsh or deviously manipulating. He tells her she is a re-incarnated princess of the underworld, and that if she completes three dangerous quests she will regain her powers; with no other options to escape her painful life, she agrees. She must believe. He’s all she has. Del Toro links Pan’s dark, brooding magical realm to the sunny real world, creating a story that can be understood from several points of view. Ofelia might be taking refuge in her imagination. Pan may exist, but his promises could be lies. Or the frightening creature may really be Ofelia’s guardian spirit. The film retains its enticing ambiguity until the final shot, a scene as heart-wrenching as anything in the original, unfiltered Brothers Grimm. Del Toro understands that the correct, cathartic and emotionally satisfying ending to a fairy tale isn’t necessarily a happy one. Pan’s Labyrinth is beauti- fully shot and designed, but it’s the acting that makes it a remarkable emotional journey. Talented mime artist Doug Jones plays Pan so compellingly that you lose sight of the prosthetic limbs and demonoid makeup that have transformed him into a demigod. It’s Pan’s mercurial nature rather than his grotesque form that rivets your attention. He’s an Alicethrough-the-looking-glass reflection of the malicious and arbitrary Capt. Vidal, a child’s conception of unfathomable, alien adult power. Sergio Lopez makes Vidal a searingly memorable villain, morally subhuman yet with a godlike power of life and death and an apparent invulnerability to pain. A scene in which he stitches up his freshly scarred face will give some viewers sleepless nights for months to come. Of course, the film’s success hangs on its brave, suffering heroine, and Ivana Baquero plays the lead impeccably, offering the kind of textured, imaginative performance seen in the best work by the young Jodie Foster or Dakota Fanning. Even when the story is deep in the realm of the fantastic, she remains rivetingly realistic. REVIEWED BY KASEY ANDERSON The Guardian COSTNER! KUTCHER! An emotional thrill ride jam-packed with latent homosexual tension! No, that isn’t the tagline Buena Vista used to promote the release of The Guardian on DVD, but if it had been, the film would have seemed a lot more enticing. As it stands, one look at the cover and most anyone would know exactly what they were in for: Costner plays a grizzled Coast Guard vet and Kutcher is the brash, cocksure hot-head with whom he inevitably butts heads. The rest of the film plays out in by-the-numbers fashion: the traditional giveand-take occurs, with both Costner and Kutcher’s characters learning a little something from one another, and ultimately saving one another’s lives, be it literally or metaphorically. The film isn’t necessarily bad, it’s just far too predictable to be very good. We’ve seen and heard it all before, and usually with a better cast. Special features include an alternate ending and making-of featurette. (Movie ++) PG13 • 2 hrs. 19 min. (Buena Vista) ./$)2493(/43(%2%9/ A PICKFORD EXCLUSIVE ENGAGEMENT! 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Spacious main room has vaulted ceilings, skylights, wood floors, stained glass windows and leaded glass door and a roomy loft space for second bedroom or office etc. New pellet stove and electric heat makes this lovely space cozy and and comfortable.. Wildlife habitat so, sorry, no dogs. Also no smokers.Call David at (360) 201-1111 Rentals: Sumas 3+Br/2Ba LOG HOME 23Mi NE of Bellingham $1000 Mo/Dep, $975 if paid by the 25th of each month. Av 02/01/07, mo-tomo or 6 month lease. Really Nice Private and Quiet Custom Log Home in wooded area amidst acreage at end of country rd. Creek and garden spot. Huge liv. rm. with high ceiling, large kitchen, deck, space for office, new W/D, D/ W, stove & new fridge, wood burning stove, electric heat, N/S, Pet negotiable. email: anon-265474616 @ ca scadiaweekly.com Lovely family home for services 500 Rentals great value! Less than 1 year old ,2 story house on a dead-end cul-de-sac in a quiet neighborhood of newer homes, huge back yard, patio, no smokers, prefer no pets (consider with pet deposit). Appliances: W/D, DW, Micro, Gas forced air furnace, Refrigerator, Oven, (all stainless steel in large kitchen w/breakfast bar) Bedrooms: 3 Bathrooms: 2.5 Sq Feet: 1,600 (Approx.) Garage: 2 car w/ opener. Rent: $1,050 per month, $950 deposit Wonderful open layout of kitchen, dining and living rooms on main floor for a comfortable family home. Dining room opens through sliding door to patio. Back yard view of horse pasture and Mt. Baker. Quiet country living close to Abbotsford shopping! 118 Roosevelt Court, Sumas, WA Call (360) 988-4206, (360) 384-6990 or (360) 815-7683 for application and viewing appointment. Rentals: Skagit Newly remodeled studioNewly remodeled studio for lease. 600 square feet including kitchenette & full bath, Semi-furnished,quiet neighborhood. 550.00 per month, utilities included. Reply to: anon-265294821@ cascadiaweekly.com Rentals: Commercial Really clean office/shop workspace in convenient location! For lease is a great office and shop space...perfect for a contractor, builder or someone who offers services which require a lot of open space. 18 foot ceililngs and gigantic garage door. Three separate rooms, like new. Heat on demand, shower. It’s a great place and a really good price for all of this. Super landlord too. Call me if you’d like to view this place...available immediately. David 360-306-1543 Rentals Wanted Furnished house/apartment 2 week rental Mature couple exploring the Bellingham area Feb 17 - Mar 3, 2007 would like to rent a furnished house/condo/apartment in or near downtown Bellingham for 2 weeks. No pets, have own car. Smaller rentals real estate 500 Rentals (1-2 bedroom) preferred. email: anon-265301826@cascadiaweekly.com Needed Warehouse or Shop with Holding yard/Parking lotI need a warehouse or shop building with a large parking area or holding yard in whatcom county, Ferndale or lynden OK, Bellingham preferred .email: anon-265295612@ cascadiaweekly.com Roommates Wanted Hamlet Apts. 10 min walk to Western I moved out in December and I’m trying to find a responsible female to move in to my vacant room. January, February and August are paid for so renter is only responsible for March through July. Looking for someone to take over the lease as soon as possible. Utilites are included in rent, the only other bills are Comcast(phone, wireless internet and cable) and PSE Energy, that total comes to about $80 a month. 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