Oct 30 - Cascadia Weekly
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Oct 30 - Cascadia Weekly
************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Gruesome Gristle, P.08 * Elk Attack!, P.16 * Haunted House Roundup, P.18 c a s c a d i a REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA * * * WHATCOM SKAGIT ISLAND LOWER B.C. {10.23.13}{#43}{V.08}{FREE} Terrifying Tales Boo! Scary stories for adults, p.14 election guide, p.10 Sounds like Halloween, p.22 A tea-rrifying Spooktacular! MUSIC c a s c a d i a ONSTAGE A glance at what’s happening this week MUSIC 22 FILM 26 Community Band Exhibition: 6:45pm, Civic Field THURSDAY [10.24.13] B-BOARD 28 FOOD 34 WEDNESDAY [10.23.13] Scream Fair: 6:30-9:30pm, NW Washington Fairgrounds, Lynden Equus: 7:30pm, Performing Arts Center, WWU Little Shop of Horrors: 7:30pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Good, Bad, Ugly: 8pm, Upfront Theatre The Project: 10pm, Upfront Theatre ART 20 STAGE 18 CURRENTS 10 WORDS 16 GET OUT 16 Scream Fair: 6:30-10:30pm, NW Washington Fairgrounds, Lynden Nightmare at the Spark Museum: 7pm and 9pm, Spark Museum of Electrical Invention Haunted Depot: 7-10pm, Depot Arts Center, Anacortes Equus: 7:30pm, Performing Arts Center, WWU Dracula: 7:30pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center No Exit: 8pm, iDiOM Theater Little Shop of Horrors: 8pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Hellingham: 8pm and 10pm, Upfront Theatre Zombie 5K: 10am, La Conner Club Boneshaker Bicycle Festival: 10am, La Conner Boys & Girls Club Final Gore and Lore Tour: 5pm, downtown Bellingham FOOD Final Anacortes Farmers Market: 9am-2pm, Depot Arts Center Bellingham Farmers Market: 10am-3pm, Depot Market Square Final Ferndale Farmers Market: 10am-3pm, Centennial Riverwalk Park VISUAL ARTS Fiber Arts: 12-4pm, Whatcom Museum’s Old City Hall Artpocalypse Closing Reception: 6-8pm, Fourth Corner Frames SUNDAY [10.27.13] DANCE ONSTAGE Dracula: 7:30pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon Dance Bellingham Dance: 7:45pm, Mount Baker Theatre Dracula: 2pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center Dynamo: 8pm, Upfront Theatre MUSIC VIEWS 8 MAIL 4 COMMUNITY GET OUT ONSTAGE MUSIC Run for your lives at the Skagit Valley Zombie 5K happening Oct. 26 in La Conner DO IT 2 10.23.13 Bill Dietrich: 2pm, Western Washington University Bookstore Nick James: 4pm, Village Books Poetry Alive!: 7pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center Tribute Jazz: 7pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center FRIDAY [10.25.13] #43.08 WORDS MUSIC Mt. Baker Film Festival: 7pm, Mount Baker Theatre CASCADIA WEEKLY Reel Competition: 9am-5pm, Whatcom Community College Scottish Masquerade Ball: 6:30pm, the Majestic Swing Connection: 7-9pm, the Leopold Contra Dance: 7-10:30pm, Fairhaven Library Pumpkin Patch in the Pool: 4:30-6:30pm, Arne Hanna Aquatic Center Halloween Carnival: 5-7:30pm, Perch & Play GET OUT 2 DANCE Angelo Rondello: 7pm, Whatcom Museum’s Old City Hall GET OUT Gore and Lore Tour: 7pm, historic Fairhaven COMMUNITY Punkin’ Run Car Show: 10am-2pm, Hardware Sales SATURDAY [10.26.13] Carve up some spooky fun at a Community Pumpkin Party happening Mon., Oct. 28 at Whatcom County Fire District #4 Art of Jazz: 4-6:30pm, Bellingham Arts Academy for Youth Sound Healing: 6pm, 8 Petals Yoga Jamie Sieber: 7pm, Mount Baker Theatre ONSTAGE Costume and Prop Sale: 11am-3pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild Scream Fair: 6:30-10:30pm, NW Washington Fairgrounds, Lynden Nightmare at the Spark Museum: 7pm and 9pm, Spark Museum of Electrical Invention Haunted Depot: 7-10pm, Depot Arts Center, Anacortes Dracula: 7:30pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center The Joy Luck Club: 8pm, Mount Baker Theatre No Exit: 8pm, iDiOM Theater Little Shop of Horrors: 8pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Hellingham: 8pm and 10pm, Upfront Theatre MUSIC Skagit Symphony Gala Concert: 7:30pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon GET OUT Lutherwood, Wouldn’t You?: 9am, Lutherwood Camp Breezin’ and Freezin’: 10am, Bloedel Donovan Park MONDAY [10.28.13] WORDS Open Mic: 7pm, Village Books Poetrynight: 8pm, Alternative Library COMMUNITY Community Pumpkin Party: 6-9pm, Whatcom County Fire District #4 TUESDAY [10.29.13] WORDS Dick Harris: 7pm, Village Books 3 CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.08 10.23.13 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 8 CURRENTS 10 WORDS 16 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 B-BOARD 28 FOOD 34 FOOD 34 THISWEEK B-BOARD 28 FILM 26 MUSIC 22 ART 20 STAGE 18 A spirit who was apparently in search of spirits broke into a liquor store this week in Anniston, Ala. Although the costumed criminal didn’t end up taking away any boozy booty, he could still be charged with third-degree burglary if apprehended. As of press time, the ghost had not been busted. VIEWS & NEWS GET OUT 16 WORDS 16 CURRENTS 10 TOC Production Art Director: Jesse Kinsman {jesse@ kinsmancreative.com 12: Last week’s news 13: Police blotter, Index 14: Scary stories 16: Eerie elk 18: Haunts and jaunts 22: Spooktacular! 24: Creepy Clubs 27: Film Shorts from Hell REAR END 28: Bulletin Board 29: Wellness 30: Crossword 31: Free Will Astrology 32: Slowpoke, Sudoku 33: Advice Goddess, Comix 34: A hare-raising tale Graphic Artists: Stefan Hansen {stefan@ cascadiaweekly.com Send all advertising materials to ads@cascadiaweekly.com Advertising Account Executive: Scott Pelton 360-647-8200 x 202 { spelton@ cascadiaweekly.com Stephanie Young 360-647-8200 x 205 { stephanie@ cascadiaweekly.com Distribution Distribution Manager: Scott Pelton 360-647-8200 x 202 { spelton@ cascadiaweekly.com Whatcom: Erik Burge, Stephanie Simms, Robin Corsberg Skagit: Linda Brown, Barb Murdoch Canada: Kristi Alvaran 10.23.13 Letters Send letters to letters@ cascadiaweekly.com. ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Gruesome Gristle, P.08 * Elk Attack!, P.16 * Haunted House Roundup, P.18 c a s c a d i a CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.08 REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA 4 * * * WHATCOM SKAGIT ISLAND LOWER B.C. ©2013 CASCADIA WEEKLY (ISSN 1931-3292) is published each Wednesday by Cascadia Newspaper Company LLC. 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In the interests of fostering dialog and a community forum, Cascadia Weekly does not publish letters that personally disparage other letter writers. Please keep your letters to fewer than 300 words. NEWSPAPER ADVISORY GROUP: Robert Hall, Seth Murphy, Michael Petryni, David Syre STA F F Music & Film Editor: Carey Ross ext 203 {music@ cascadiaweekly.com 8: Gristle & Rhodes 10: Vote or DIE L E T T E RS Arts & Entertainment Editor: Amy Kepferle ext 204 {calendar@ cascadiaweekly.com 4: Monstrous mailbag 26: A terrifying trap VIEWS 8 mail Editor & Publisher: Tim Johnson ext 260 { editor@ cascadiaweekly.com 20: Dress like the dead MAIL 4 Cascadia Weekly: 360.647.8200 Editorial ARTS & LIFE DO IT 2 Contact {10.23.13}{#43}{V.08}{FREE} Terrifying Tales Boo! Scary stories for adults, p.14 election guide, p.10 Sounds like Halloween, p.22 A tea-rrifying Spooktacular! COVER: Art by Sean Delonas AN OPPORTUNITY THAT MUST NOT BE LOST The latest 2013 data according to the National Low Income Housing Coalition states a family would need to make $17.35 per hour and work 40 hours per week for an affordable two-bedroom apartment in Whatcom County. Yet, almost 50 percent of residents don’t have affordable housing. Fully 38 percent of Bellingham School District students qualify for free or reduced-price meals. Amazingly, 22 percent of Whatcom County residents receive food stamps. Certainly, as a community we can do better than this! First stop leaving economic development to chance. We can start by creating living-wage jobs now. And there is no better start than on the Bellingham waterfront. Our community needs standards to make sure the jobs created pay a living wage, provide affordable health insurance and hire local workers. A community benefits agreement needs to be a requirement included in the port/city agreements and negotiated between the community and the developers later. Other communities with community benefits agreements have assured that large develop- ments benefit the community and not just the developers. —Catherine Chambers, Bellingham SUPPORT PRODUCT LABELING Every week I get a slick flyer telling me to vote against Initiative 522. The flyer claims food prices will soar if we add a few words to food labels in grocery stores. We heard the same thing when we voted to ban plastic grocery bags. Why are giant multi-nationals like Monsanto, Dupont, and Dow spending more than $17 million in our state to keep us from knowing what they put in our food? It’s simple: if they genetically engineer our food, we have the right to know. Recent polls say 66 percent of Washington voters want labels on genetically engineered food (GMO). However, international food engineering and pesticide conglomerates are outspending 522 supporters 3 to 1. What are they trying to hide? Don’t be fooled by their aggressive advertising campaign. You have the right to know how they’re tampering with our food and what we’re feeding our kids. No one knows the long-term effects of genetically engineered food, good or While our Best of Bellingham issue remains a well-known yearly tradition, a lesser-known part of that tradition is our mysteriously dropping out a category, despite our best efforts. This year, the category was Best Place to See Live Music and the winner was the Wild Buffalo. Apologies and congratulations to the Wild Buffalo, and what follows is what should’ve appeared in last week’s issue of Cascadia Weekly. Best Place to See Live Music: Wild Buffalo The Wild Buffalo’s reign of supremacy in this category remains intact this year, but they were given a real run for their money by the Shakedown, and the Green Frog made a strong showing as well. But at the end of the day, the Wild Buffalo prevailed, and given the sheer number of sold-out shows that happen on the regular at the expansive music venue, they are certainly more than deserving of their many Best of Bellingham accolades. Where: 208 W. Holly St. More info: www.wildbuffalo.net FOOD 34 B-BOARD 28 FILM 26 MUSIC 22 ART 20 STAGE 18 GET OUT 16 WORDS 16 CURRENTS 10 Once again the signs are sprouting up all over the county telling us it is time for we the citizens to put on our thinking caps and go to work for our democracy. In this country it is our right and duty to vote. If we choose not to vote we give up our voice, the only thing we have to let our government know who we want to represent us and how we want them to act in our name. This is an “off-year election.” In the last “off year election” in 2011, only 59 percent of registered voters actually cast ballots. How do these elected officials Row upon row, they stretch as far as the eye can see: train cars loaded with coal at the Burlington Northern Santa Fe depot in central Montana. And they’re waiting to come here: 18 trains daily, each a mile and a half long, going through Bellingham to Cherry Point. Predatory corporations like SSA Marine are using their wealth and power to bankrupt our democracy. They want to build the Gateway Pacific Terminal to continue enriching themselves while depleting our resources. These robber barons have hired Edelman, the world’s largest public relations firm, to peddle their propaganda of high-paying jobs and huge tax revenues. Those who believe these Wall Street charlatans’ (Goldman Sachs owns 49 percent of SSA Marine) promise of prosperity are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. Remember the RESources lawsuit, which exposed SSA Marine’s blatant violation of the Clean Water Act? An SSA Marine contractor admitted to deliberately hiding their illegal road building on wetlands. VIEWS 8 THINK ABOUT DEMOCRACY A GLOBAL ISSUE WE DECIDE MAIL 4 —Barbara Hudson, Bellingham —Linda Schonborn, Ferndale DO IT 2 Lately I’ve been so disgusted with what is going on in the other Washington that I’ve let that spill over into my attitude about local elections. So I forced myself to attend the League of Women Voters candidates’ forum to combat my lethargy—and, boy, was I surprised. Every single one of the candidates who is running for county council positions was amazingly articulate and well informed. I realized how lucky we are to have people who are willing to put in the time and energy it takes to make the tough decisions we need for the future of Whatcom County. I want to thank each and every one of them for that effort. I came away feeling so fortunate to live here and reenergized about voting. I learned that one of the worst results of the fiasco in Congress would be if we neglect to vote and let down the local people who are running for office right here, representing all that is best about a democracy. Don’t give up yet—take the time to vote. 10.23.13 LUCKY TO HAVE THESE CANDIDATES #43.08 —Ray Kamada, Bellingham truly represent us when so few of us are choosing them? Please find out about the candidates and what they stand for. Go to forums and see the candidates and hear about the issues. Think about what and who would be best for Whatcom County. We owe it to ourselves, our families, and our neighbors to educate ourselves on this election and to vote. After doing this research, I have concluded that the right people to put in these important offices are Rud Browne, Carl Weimer, Ken Mann, and Barry Buchanan for County Council. For the Port Commissioner’s positions, Mike McAuley has done an excellent job for us already and should continue at his post. Renata Kowalczyk will be a great addition to the commission. And a yes vote on I-522 GMO labeling! Important decisions for the future of Whatcom County will be made over the next few years, be sure you have your say in those decisions. CASCADIA WEEKLY bad. The more we know, the better decisions we can make. The law applies to products that already require a label. Adding a few more words won’t increase your grocery bill. You’ll receive your ballot in the mail soon. Please vote YES on Initiative 522 to label genetically engineered foods. 5 ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 B-BOARD 28 FOOD 34 mail ›› your views Bob Watters, Senior Vice President of SSA Marine, lied when he wrote, “We thought we had the right permits to do the work” (Bellingham Herald, Aug. 8), while dismissing the lawsuit as a nuisance and the $1.6 million penalty as chump change. We are attempting to transition into a new paradigm of sustainability and environmental stewardship (recycling, water meters, solar energy, electric cars...), but at the same time we are living in a corporate state that will lie, cheat and steal to maintain its wealth and power. While we still have elections, we must vote for candidates who oppose the coal terminal, and leave those coal trains in Montana. “We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.” —Native American proverb CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.08 10.23.13 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 8 CURRENTS 10 WORDS 16 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 —Judith A. Laws, Bellingham 6 Many voters in Whatcom County may not understand that our vote this November is key to the decision on the fate of whether this project is approved or denied. We have all heard many conflicting pros and cons about the benefits and burdens of Gateway Pacific Terminal (GPT). But what we need to understand is that us citizens do not get to vote on it. That determination is only made by the government agencies in charge—the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, Washington State Dept. of Ecology, and the Whatcom County Council. These three agencies can deny its permit and stop it. Voters need to be aware of GPT’s impacts, both jobs and health and environmental impacts. Burdens and benefits. There is a lot at stake. Be informed, and find out where your candidates stand. —Nora Weaver, Bellingham JOBS, AT WHAT COST? Recently there have been billboards popping up throughout the county that proclaim in large letters, “Want Jobs? Vote Jobs.” It then pictures and lists an apparent “coalition” of candidates running for office this year in Whatcom County—Bill Knutzen, Kathy Kershner, Ben Elenbaas, Michelle Luke, Dan Robbins, and Ken Bell. This is obviously the conservative candidates pooling their resources to promote their propaganda (I call any politically motivated material that has unsubstantiated claims as “propaganda”) in order to entice from you your vote this November. While I consider myself a conservative, there are several positions that “conservative politicians” hold that I do not agree with. One of those that I cannot, in good conscience, agree with is their position on jobs. My belief is this billboard would be much more accurate if it stated, “Want Minimum Wage Jobs? Vote Minimum Wage Jobs.” The conservative politicians claim that, if elected, they will work at providing more jobs. However, they do not specify what kind of jobs and at what wages. Nowhere in their “propaganda” do you find reference to “living-wage” jobs. Most of these politicians are business owners and/or managers whose main motivation is to get their labor at the cheapest possible cost. It is the business owners they are most concerned about, not the employees. There are actually a lot of jobs available in Whatcom County right now. The problem is very few of these jobs pay much more than minimum wage (currently, $9.19 per hour in Washington state). While that wage may seem decent, statistics show that a family of four needs to make at least $16.50 per hour to make a halfway decent living in Whatcom County. That is more than $7.30 per hour difference! Where can the family make up that difference to make ends meet? What we need in this county are more “Living-Wage Jobs.” That is not what you will get if you vote the conservative ticket. Please think seriously about this when you see these billboards around the county and when you cast your vote this November. —Matthew Lolkema, Ferndale OLD, HOT GARBAGE In numerous presentations around town and recent published interviews, Ken Bell (running for port commissioner) has neglected to mention a big part of his professional life. But many of us remember when he was vice president at Recomp of Washington, then the county garbage facility. For years, Bell and Recomp fought to prevent testing of the thousands of tons of garbage they put in digesters, spun until it was hot, then put in big piles on their property. Many citizens called it “old, hot garbage,” but Bell called it “municipal solid waste compost.” Recomp wanted to spread it on farms that raise our food and on fields that our children play on. Recomp hired a highpriced law firm from Seattle to fight Whatcom County over whether the old, hot garbage should be tested for contaminants before it was spread. It cost Whatcom County a lot of money to stand up to Bell and Recomp’s lawyers. After the old, hot garbage was tested, the Health Department found it contained high levels of heavy metals and other substances that harm people. Is this who we want managing the cleanup of the GP site? Please vote for Mike McAuley for port commissioner. —Nancy Keene, Bellingham APPEARANCE OF FAIRNESS I was appalled to see that the Democrat-endorsed County Council candidates are on record for their opposition to the Gateway Pacific Terminal (GPT), contrary to quasi-judicial procedure. At this time the project at Cherry Point GPT is currently under environmental review. This is an extremely thorough review process, with several multi-step studies. Unfortunately, as printed in their campaign literature, the four men representing the Democrat party for Whatcom County Council already stand in opposition to the project before the review is even finalized. The process has been set up by the Washington Dept. of Ecology and the Army Corps of Engineers so that the future council will be able to objectively weigh the “results” to make an educated decision. So much for an impartial consideration of a project that could ultimately turn the economic tide in Whatcom County! These Democrat candidates are not just bypassing the process, but are also ignoring that Cherry Point has been zoned for heavy industrial projects such as the proposed shipping terminal. Vote for the four county council candidates: Kershner, Elenbaas, Luke, and Knutzen, who have pledged to remain impartial until the review process comes before them; promising a thorough consideration of facts. After all, isn’t that the only ethical thing to do? DEEDS MORE THAN WORDS Members of the County Council who are seeking reelection should be talking about their accomplishments rather than brandishing their party affiliation in what is supposed to be a non-partisan race. Of course, Council member Kathy Kershner would have to acknowledge her failure to fulfill her oath of office, which requires that she uphold the laws of Washington State. Instead, she chooses to defy our state’s Growth Management Act and vote to spend our tax dollars on high-priced Seattle attorneys in a losing effort to support her delusion (and that of other council members) that Whatcom County’s planning and development regulations are exempt from compliance with this state law. Kershner could be bragging about how she voted for the creation of the 8,800acre Lake Whatcom Watershed Park, but most likely she is hoping those affiliated with her party forget she did that. I think Kershner’s got things turned around. She should be embarrassed about ignoring her oath and defying state law and proud of her successful support of the conversion of forestland into the new watershed park. —Virginia Watson, Bellingham SAY ‘NO’ TO TEA PARTY While perusing the voters pamphlet, I noticed that Ken Mann lists two endorsements: Conservation Voters plus the local Democratic party. Those would be the Seattle-based environmental group that is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars telling everyone that Mann has pledged to an anti-jobs agenda, and the group that passed a resolution that would destroy the companies and the family-wage jobs now operating at Cherry Point—their resolution says no new use of land or water at Cherry Point. That means that if one of those companies had to replace a dock, they would not be allowed to do so. I am voting for Rud Brown, Carl Weimer, Ken Mann, and Barry Buchanan for Whatcom County Council. As I watch, our federal representatives take a vacation after Sen. Ted Cruz and the House Republicans closed down the government to get what they wanted, to repeal “Obamacare.” They voted more than 40 times in the past two years to repeal this law passed and validated by the U.S. Supreme Court. At a cost of $1 million per vote, they knew the Senate would not pass the bill. Wasting that money was for political theater, not about saving money. So after wasting millions of dollars, they just wasted more than 25 billion (GDP spending) closing our government down. Who won? I truly believe that now it is more important than ever to vote locally for county council members that will look out for us, not politics or money. Brown, Buchanan, Weimer, and Mann are men can work to bring jobs to the county while looking out for our environment. Farmers, manufacturers, homeowners—everyone needs clean air and enough water to live. If we allow big corporations to build businesses that will risk the amount of clean water we have and the air we breathe, then who will really benefit from the couple hundred jobs? The county can be a model for green industry, with our wind, water and innovative resources. Vote. —Karen Brown, Bellingham —Amy Glasser, Custer —Greg Brown, Bellingham EDITOR’S NOTE: RCW 42.36.040, addressing the quasi-judicial process, allows candidates for elected office to discuss their views without violating the appearance of fairness doctrine. POTENTIAL CONFLICT NOV. 8 8:00 PM TICKETING BUY 10 TICKETS OR MORE AND GET $30+ OFF AND A FREE FILM. CALL 800.523.7117 *offer only available by phone BEST TICKET PRICE IN TOWN AT REI LOCATIONS TICKETS AVAILABLE AT: REI Bellingham, Tickets.com, and the Mount Baker Theatre box office. 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At the close of the financial reporting required by the Washington State Public Disclosure Commission, in the PDC’s last-minute contribution report 21 days before the general election, more than $447,000 had funneled into the races for Whatcom County Council, easily a record for those positions. A little more than half of that amount, or $287,000, had been reported as spent, so we can expect a flood of late, targeted mass media buys, last-minute claims that cannot be easily rebutted or refuted, the Dirty Tricks eclipse of local elections. Beware. The race for Whatcom County Council and the effect that outcome may have on coal exports has risen to prominent national attention, with this election perhaps the most important public referendum ever on global climate change. This interest has produced an unusual, unprecedented amount of “outside money” flowing into our local election. Compounding this has been a general loosening of campaign finance restrictions for corporate and NGO donors at both the federal and state level, meaning money can flow more easily and abundantly into local campaigns. And money is useful in campaigns. By the time final reporting is in, more than $1 million in campaign money will have flooded into the backwater Fourth Corner. “Outside money” tends to clump around single prominent issues, and is not particularly concerned with the minutiae of local governance. But voters should be. Council will vote not only on this issue, but scores of others. “Both sides are doing it,” yes, the rubric goes; but the manner in which both sides are doing it is markedly different. Of the $447,000 officially reported so far, easily three dollars in four have funneled into the campaigns of progressive council candidates Barry Buchanan, Ken Mann, Carl Weimer, and Rud Browne. No, let’s call them moderate candidates, since their pledge is to follow and apply the law, which seems a de minimis requirement for public office, the least voters might expect from officeholders. A more telling metric are the numbers of campaign contributions in amounts under $100, an amount that might be pulled from an average person’s pocketbook. Here, these moderate candidates have received nearly six times the amount of contributions, hundreds of individual contributions, compared to those received by their challengers and competitors for their respective seats on council. The names of these small donors are known and familiar— they’re your friends and neighbors and co-workers, members of your church and PTA. So recognize that to be even holding their own in contributions, the challengers of these moderate candidates are especially beholden to large-scale, bigbudget donors with huge cash infusions. Big donors are finite, and their contributions are capped by state law. Which means to contribute above this cap, these donors must circumvent the law. Generally this is done through cut-outs—a donor gives money to a trusted intermediary, who then launders the money back into the campaign—and by glossing or stalling the disclosure of these contributions in order to conceal this coordination. The cut- OPI N IONS T H E G R IST L E BY ALAN RHODES Signs of the Times MR. CRANKY’S PRE-ELECTION ELUCIDATIONS his month I was planning to endorse candidates for the upcoming Whatcom County Council election, but I changed my mind. Will the outcome hinge on Mr. Cranky’s opinion? Will the electorate be swayed by the political views of a curmudgeonly columnist who wanders around town humming Creedence Clearwater tunes, pausing occasionally to chat with people and jot down notes with a stubby pencil? Probably not. So I have a better idea. Many Whatcom pundits will be giving endorsements, but who’s going to tell you about the yard signs of totally unacceptable candidates? Mr. Cranky, that’s who. Let’s start with Ben Elenbaas, whose yard sign slogan is “Vote Local.” Vote local? This is a local election. It’s held locally. Only local people can vote. Everybody running is local. So, is this just a really dumbass slogan, or a subliminal suggestion that Ben is somehow more local than his opponent? Maybe Ben’s opponent flies into Bellingham daily from his Florida condo. Or maybe Ben needs a different slogan. How about “Vote Bogus?” Council member Bill Knutzen has impressed many folks as not being what you would call conspicuously bright, but when I saw his yard signs I thought maybe we’ve been misjudging Bill. The signs feature leprechaun green lettering on a background of a yellow hue rarely seen anywhere other than the oversize shoes of circus clowns. Wow, I thought, maybe Bill is actually a very hip guy with a campy, ironic sense of humor. Nah. He’s probably color blind. Bill’s actual problem in the area of analytical skills was explained to me T one morning while I was sitting in my office (the corner window table in the Black Drop Coffeehouse). A local elected official sat down to visit while waiting for his caffeine concoction to be assembled. I asked him about Bill’s cognitive abilities, and he explained that “Bill will give more weight to an anecdote than to a stack of scientific studies if the anecdote supports what he has already made up his mind about. You can’t reason with the guy.” Call me picky, but not having the ability to reason doesn’t seem like a strong selling point for someone who gets to decide the county’s future. Kathy Kershner’s yard signs feature a drawing of a heart. I wonder if this perky little touch is to remind us of how much Kathy loves spending bushels of taxpayers’ money fighting state law. The rest of Washington has pretty much accepted that the Growth Management Act, designed to prevent sprawl and protect rural areas, is probably a good idea. But Kathy is having none of that treehugging nonsense. I’ve gotten relatively skilled at translating Kershner’s statements so as to ascertain their true meaning. A recent Kathy Kershner comment: “I’m not going to let bureaucrats in Olympia tell citizens of Whatcom how their businesses will be (regulated) in Acme.” Mr. Cranky’s translation: “I’m not going to let professionals whose job it is to protect the VIEWS EXPRESSED ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF CASCADIA WEEKLY environment and rural areas stop landholders, speculators and developers from turning Whatcom County into Bellevue.” That’s a rough translation, but you get the idea. Michelle Luke is taking a second shot at getting on the council, after a transcendently unimpressive run four years ago. When asked in a forum what qualified her to be on the council, poor Michelle couldn’t come up with an answer. Michelle’s yard signs have no distinguishing touches: no silly slogans, goofy colors or little heart icons. There’s nothing worth noting there, which pretty much describes Michelle’s “thoughts,” which largely consist of generic job-creation clichés, minus the annoyance of cumbersome specifics. Whenever I hear Michelle opining, I’m reminded of the comment Gertrude Stein made about the city of Oakland: “There is no there there.” It’s worth noting that the above candidates have been dodging election forums, including the important RESources/Futurewise forum on growth and the environment. Kathy Kershner said she had a conflicting meeting. Have you ever used that one? I have. Michelle Luke went to a furniture show. Ben Elenbaas doesn’t like Futurewise. Well, the progressive candidates who went to the Tea Party forum probably weren’t crazy about that outfit, but went anyway. As good as these excuses are, first prize goes to Bill Knutzen, who said he had “the right to remain silent because anything can be used against you.” Uh, Bill, maybe the voters have a right to hear your ideas and ask questions so they can make informed decisions. There’s a word for it—oh, yeah: democracy. GRAPE AND GOURMET FOOD 34 TAKE THE TUNNEL TO 1,000 CONVENIENT PARKING SPACES AT THE NEW SOUTH ENTRANCE! !1'</3-/7/87=%+397?=&.<? =/3-+6(6+'*?=D+D+D/3'.?'3*246+ $/)0+87#8'68/3-8 32.50 $ RAGE AT THE REEF VI LIVE MIXED MARTIAL ARTS IN A STEEL CAGE SAT FEB 8 TH BUY TICKETS SilverReefCasino.com (866) 383-0777 24/7 ACTION EXPERIENCEEVERYTHING # / 1 : + 6 " + + , ' 7 / 3 4 ) 4 2 > ;/8 >/3&+78>';843&'<'8#1'8+6"4'* Events subject to change without notice. Must be 21 or over to play. 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According to the complaint, two political committees used the same firm as campaign treasurer to shuttle money back and forth between accounts, defeating the requirements for timely disclosures, including a requirement to disclose large donors in media buys. The two committees themselves—Save Whatcom and Whatcom First—appear to be mostly shells with minimal records. Both formed in mid-September, evidently for the purpose of shuttling money covertly between them. Among the contributors, according to the complaint, was SSA Marine, the project applicant for the Cherry Point pier, at $12,000. An additional $100,000 arrived from Cloud Peak Energy, a coal supplier with potential exporting interest in Cherry Point, and Global Coal Sales of Columbus, a brokerage that markets coal for export partners. The latter companies share interlocking management, according to Bloomberg. Another $32,000 arrived from donors in Houston, Texas, with strong ties to both the coal industry through their company, Quintana Minerals, and the tea party. In total, eight dollars in ten arrived from out of state. Perhaps more interesting, Save Whatcom was able to coax this amount of money from these groups after only a month in existence. Nearly all of this arrived in a mid-October cash dump, just as the shutter came down on expenditure reports. We won’t have a clear picture of where and how this money is distributed and spent until after the election. As detailed by the public policy group Sightline, “Only a small fraction of the pro-coal money comes from Whatcom County, or anywhere in the Northwest for that matter. Almost all of it can be directly linked to firms or people with a strong financial interest in Northwest coal exports. And much of the coal money seems to originate from sources that tilt heavily toward Republican [and tea party] politics.” Coal’s black fingerprints are all over this election. B-BOARD 28 THE GRISTLE 9 BELLINGHAM RACES Bellingham School District Pos. 4 FOOD 34 currents B-BOARD 28 N E WS P OL I T ICS F U ZZ BU ZZ STEVEN SMITH The Weekly loves and supports John Blethen ands everything he attempts. And it was very important that he (and Hue Beattie) ran for this position to focus on the lack of engagement with public goals that has plagued the school board. But those problems pre-date Steve Smith, who ran four years ago to address many of those issues. Smith has been a voice for progressive change on the school board. He fought for a more inclusive mission statement. As an educator and financial expert, he’s served the school board well and has brought rigor to their budget. He’s passionate and committed. John Blethen deserves immense thanks; but Steve Smith should be reelected. I N DE X BY TIM JOHNSON MUSIC 22 FILM 26 ELECTION STAGE 18 ART 20 2013 CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.08 10.23.13 10 COUNTY RACES Port of Bellingham, District 1 B RENATA KOWALCZYK allots are pouring into county mailboxes this week, in what may be the most important local election in 20 years. Voters who have been following these issues closely will no doubt turn right around and return their completed ballots. For others, we offer this handy guide of our thoughts and perceptions about this election. Vote. Please vote. It is the most important voice you have in your community. Bellingham City Council, Ward 4 CLAYTON PETREE Oh, how we wish these two had not been paired against one another! The hardest choice in this election, two excellent candidates would each make a fine addition to Bellingham City Council. We like the style, energy and intelligence of Pinky Vargas, her hunger to know and engage with public policy issues. She’s right-headed on all the important issues facing the city. But a council is about more than the quality of individu- BELLINGHAM RACES Bellingham City Council, At-Large ROXANNE MURPHY Bob Burr has rightly criticized Roxanne Murphy for running a happy-but-vacuous campaign short on specifics. He notes her lack of experience and engagement on public policy issues in Bellingham. And we support Burr’s views on open als on it. How they function as a group is also important—and Bellingham City Council edges toward groupthink. Clayton Petree would add dimension and scope to council. Grounded on all the important issues facing the city, Clayton would strengthen council’s dialogue with the public by questioning cherished assumptions and introducing new issues and new ways of looking at old issues. We don’t agree with Clayton on several of the issues he’s raised in this campaign. But he’s argued them well. That’s kind of our point. government and an engaged citizenry. He’s been engaged, often at perilous personal cost From our conversations with Murphy, though, we’re convinced she does have a fire in her belly and would engage the council both critically and as a team player. Her presence on the council would be additive and constructive. MICHAEL MCAULEY MCAULEY BELLINGHAM RACES Port of Bellingham, District 2 KOWALCZ YK DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 8 CURRENTS 10 WORDS 16 GET OUT 16 THE WEEKLY’S GUIDE TO FILLING OUT YOUR BALLOT We like the answers Ken Bell has given on the future of the Bellingham waterfront and the role the port must play in economic development. In a perfect outcome, the port commission would expand to five members and Ken Bell would be one of them. But Michael McAuley is already at work doing what Bell promises he wants to do (and, based on the numbers of bad actors who’ve endorsed Bell, we do have to wonder about the sincerity of those promises). In the most significant area of job creation in the port’s wheelhouse, Mike was passionately committed to lowering the moorage rates for the commercial fishing fleets and all the ancillary marine trades jobs that brings, establishing a reputation for Bellingham as a fishing community from California to Alaska. That’s why the At-Large WEIMER BROWNE After just witnessing the dysfunction and nihilism of the tea party at the national level, do we really want to empower their strategies of angry nullification and bitter paralysis at the local level? Ben Elenbaas went so far as to host the Whatcom TEA Party Freedom Rally at his family farm, which was attended by other candidates endorsed by the tea party. Want to better understand how the tea party candidates will approach the coal pier issue? Look at how they voted on the slaughterhouse issue. Two candidates from the Whatcom County Planning Commission supported no controls whatsoever on one of the bloodiest, polluting and resource-depleting operations that PROP 2013-1: APPROVE A general obligation bond of $160 million, primarily to rebuild the aging and unsafe Sehome High School, as well as other school facilities suffering great need of upgrade and improvement. Importantly, levies cannot be used to construct facilities. Bonds can be used to construct facilities. We met with members of the citizens’ advisory committee, who were both passionate and clear that many schools constructed together under the assumptions of their times have aged together, presenting challenges to learning and the health and safety of schoolchildren across the district. A task force of parents, staff, students, alumni and community members assessed these challenges and recom- MAINTAIN PROPERTY TAX LEVY: YES STATE INITIATIVES AND MEASURES I-517: NO Sponsored by Tim Eyman, this measure would establish penalties for interfering with or retaliating against signaturegatherers and petition-signers for public initiatives and extend time for gathering initiative petition signatures. This is all very self-serving to Eyman’s career, but— more important—is a state that approved gay marriage by referendum, reformed marijuana laws by referendum, established open government and tax reform through referendum, is this still not well served by the current law that supports direct legislation? Washington already has the most robust and energetic public ADVISORY VOTES In the push and pull of the legislative process, some changes are proposed that require approval by voters. Often these are housekeeping measures that modernize fiscal practice and policy, or streamline the state tax code. As these arcane and complex measures have already been rigorously debated and negotiated, quarreled over and ultimately approved by our elected representatives in Olympia and presented to you, we believe they should be upheld by voters. SSB 5444: MAINTAINED A leasehold excise tax credit for taxpayers who lease publicly owned property. SB 5627: MAINTAINED An aircraft excise tax on commuter air carriers in lieu of property tax. ESHB 1846: MAINTAINED An insurance premium tax to some insurance for pediatric oral services. FOOD 34 B-BOARD 28 FILM 26 MUSIC 22 ART 20 STAGE 18 Public assets for health, safety, education and recreation are important and should be maintained. Bellingham School District Northwest Park and Recreation District 2 GET OUT 16 LOCAL MEASURES MANN BUCHANAN RUD BROWNE COMMUNITY CENTER CAPITAL IMPROVEMENTS: YES WORDS 16 CARL WEIMER Point Roberts park and Recreation District 1 CURRENTS 10 District 3, Pos. A EMERGENCY MEDICAL SERVICES: YES VIEWS 8 KEN MANN Whatcom County Fire Protection District 4 MAIL 4 District 2, Pos. A mended this bond. This is not only about the future, this is about now and the conditions of schools now. Bellingham has always supported its levies. Bellingham needs this bond. DO IT 2 BARRY BUCHANAN might occur on ag land adjacent to rural residences. Their concern was jobs, declaring phantom jobs on paper. Period. Full stop. Nothing else mattered. The full County Council worked a year to beat that ordinance into better shape, addressing many concerns in addition to jobs-on-paper. This is the kind of deliberation and inclusion we need more of on Whatcom County Council. Barry Buchanan, Ken Mann, Carl Weimer, and Rud Browne have pledged to follow the law as it applies to the big issues facing Whatcom County. Perhaps it is a sign of our terrible times that something that would be an absolute minimum requirement in normal times (following the law, which elected officials swear an oath to uphold) is today reduced to a campaign pledge. Push back against that! Fight for something better. These candidates are fair-minded and each one gifted in public policy matters. They will make an excellent council. Elect them. This measure would require most raw agricultural commodities, processed foods, and seeds and seed stocks, if produced using genetic engineering, to be labeled as genetically engineered when offered for retail sale. Foes of this initiative—primarily Monsanto and other food lobbyists— have broken state records, raising more than $17.2 million to defeat this measure and thereby kill efforts at food labeling nationally. Even some progressives oppose the initiative, saying it is a poorly constructed law. But look, what message does it send to state lawmakers to burn this measure in flames? Does it make it more likely or less likely they will ignore the lobbyists and work to improve information available for the food you and your family eat? Even an inadequately constructed law sends a message to lawmakers this issue is important to the people of Washington; and we’re not at all convinced this consumer protection effort is inadequately constructed. It does a job, and puts the Legislature on notice to do a better job. You have a right to know what you eat. Vote yes. 10.23.13 District 1, Pos. A I-522: YES #43.08 WHATCOM COUNTY COUNCIL initiative process in the nation. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Vote no. CASCADIA WEEKLY Commercial Fishermen's Association of Whatcom County has strongly endorsed McAuley, and why you should, too. In his public appearances and responses, Dan Robbins has shown himself to be the weakest of the four candidates for port commission, lacking vision and vigor in his approach to public policy issues. Renata Kowalczyk, by contrast, has shown herself to be a quick study on port issues and actively engaged in public discussion of the issues. She listens carefully and considers thoroughly. She and McAuley will work together to form a formidable team. 11 The W FILM 26 Robust Porter on Tap Locavore with Brie, Apple, Bacon Pizza t k h e e LAST WEEK’S NEWS OCT15-22 BY TIM JOHNSON CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.08 10.23.13 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 8 CURRENTS 10 WORDS 16 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 currents ›› last week’s news Wa at s B-BOARD 28 FOOD 34 Bar HoPPY Hour Su-Th 4-6pm Halloween Celebrations Oct 31 12 10.15.13 TUESDAY NORTHWEST PASSAGES Tom Foley, former Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, died Friday at the age of 84 from complications following a stroke. The Spokane Democrat served 30 years in Congress, including more than five years in the speaker's chair. In that job, he was third in line of succession to the presidency, making him the highest-ranking public official in Washington state history. He is remembered as being genial and effective among leaders from both sides of the aisle. The Republican capture of the chamber in the 1994 gave them control for the first time in 40 years and Foley was their prize victim. He was defeated for re-election in the GOP wave. He was replaced as speaker by Newt Gingrich (R-GA), ushering in a new era of partisan rancor. "Dawgfather" Don James, legendary former coach of the University of Washington football team, died Sunday from the effects of pancreatic cancer. James, 80, coached the Huskies from 1975-1992 and led team to a share of the 1991 national championship. James went 153-57-2 with the Huskies and led the school to six Rose Bowl appearances. He was the winningest football coach in the history of the university. 10.18.13 FRIDAY A $32-million commercial fishery has inexplicably and completely collapsed this year on the B.C. coast. The Vancouver Sun reports the sardine seine fleet has gone home after failing to catch a single fish. The commercial disappearance of the small schooling fish will have severe repercussions all the way up the food chain to threatened humpback whales. A Nooksack tribal member who pleaded guilty in June to killing a Lummi tribal elder is sentenced to prison. Levi Eugene Joseph Charles, 63, will serve 23 years in prison for killing 67-year-old Kenneth Joseph with an axe during a robbery last year. Charles had sold arts and crafts to Joseph, and came to his house on the morning of Oct. 23 intending to steal the items back so he could resell them. 10.17.13 10.22.13 Bellingham Police arrest a fourth person in connection with a riot that broke out near campus on Oct. 12. The 19-year-old is a student at Western Washington University, the first student arrested in connection with the confrontation between police and dozens of people who failed to disperse from a block party and were joined by other crowd-sourced revelers. Police continue to scour numerous videos and photographs taken at the riot and searching for distinguishable faces of people suspected of illegal activity. University officials say they’ll work closely with police as they investigate. A day before his arrest, the student had sent a The Western Front apologizing for his actions, vowing only to contribute to the community in positive ways and encouraging others to do the same, the campus newspaper reported. Two people are killed in a head-on collision on Grandview Road in north Whatcom County. The Washington State Patrol reports a 39-year-old man was driving in heavy fog when he tried to pass a truck. His pick-up collided head-on with a small car driven westbound by an 18-year-old Blaine woman. Both died at the scene. THURSDAY Northwest lawmakers, including Suzan DelBene and Rick Larsen, urge federal officials to quickly allow Bering Sea fishermen to start fishing for Alaskan king crab. The crab season was scheduled to start on Oct. 15, but due to the government shutdown, the federal employees at the National Marine Fisheries Services (NMFS) have been unable to issue permits for the fleet, thereby delaying the start of the season. A helicopter makes a "hard landing" in a field north of SedroWoolley, but the man and woman aboard suffered only bruises. The pilot and his passenger refuse medical attention, the Skagit County Sheriff’s Office reports. TUESDAY At least two people were hurt—one seriously—in a crash on the Mt. Baker Highway, east of Bellingham. Witnesses said a woman didn't slow down at a stop sign, struck the back end of a semi hauling a trailer and spun off into the garage of a home along the highway. No one is injured when a car and a school bus collide at the intersection of Bill McDonald Parkway and 21st Street near WWU campus. The bus sustains minor damage, the Fairhaven Middle School students are taken home safely on a second bus. Greene’s Corner market reopens after a speeding car crashed through the front entrance Friday and burst into flames. The driver failed to stop at the intersection of Guide Meridian and Smith Road and lost control, bursting through the storefront. Bystanders pulled him from the wreck with serious burns. This marks the third time a car has smashed into the popular public market. On Oct. 17, Bellingham Police spoke to a 23-year-old man after he threw a bottle at the WTA depot on E. Magnolia Street and nearly struck a window. Police took him to jail. On Oct. 19, a pedestrian at Bellis Fair Mall reported nearly being struck by a thrown bottle. DINE AND DASH On Oct. 16, Bellingham Police took a report that a 20-year-old man had started a tab at a restaurant near Bellis Fair Mall, then ran out on the bill. On Oct. 19, Bellingham Police learned the same 20-year-old had returned and been allowed to open another tab at the restaurant. He again walked out without paying the bill. He left behind a room key for a nearby hotel. Police knocked on the hotel door. The man told police he had no means of paying for the two meals and drinks he consumed. Police threw him in jail for theft of services. On Oct. 19, a teen reported as a runaway On Oct. 20, a woman told Bellingham Police her boyfriend had assaulted her while they were drinking near Lincoln Creek. She was taken to the hospital and treated for minor injuries. On Oct. 22, Bellingham Police learned a couple were quarreling in Birchwood neighborhood. “The couple was contacted and said they were just playing around, and denied there was any problem or need for police,” the responding officer reported. “They were headed home, nothing further.” ASSISTED LIVING On Oct. 21, a drunk was reported swilling whiskey outside his assisted living facility in Fairhaven and stripping off his clothes. CHECK'S IN THE MAIL On Oct. 16, a man cashed two checks for someone he did not know very well and gave him the cash. “The checks have since been determined to be not valid,” police reported. “The man is out several hundred dollars.” On Oct. 15, Bellingham Police received a report of a man burning mail in a bathroom at Cornwall Park. Police contacted the man, a 65-year-old transient, and learned he was burning his own trash. “He had a warrant for shoplifting and was arrested,” police reported. STONED CLONES Oct. 14, twins, aged 18, were arrested for smoking marijuana in Whatcom Falls Park. They were cited. FOOD 34 B-BOARD 28 FILM 26 MUSIC 22 ART 20 STAGE 18 AMOUNT of money that flooded into the Save Whatcom campaign coffers in mid- 81 12 PRECENT of the above figure that NUMBER of campaign finance disclosure violations alleged by Whatcom Democrats in the dispersal and reporting of the above figure. arrived from coal interests outside Washington State. $160,600 AMOUNT raised, as of Oct. 15, through the Washington Conservation Voters Action Found in support of Barry Buchanan, Rud Browne, Carl Weimer, and Ken Mann for Whatcom County Council. $29 AMOUNT, in billions, that American taxpayers have been bilked by coal companies who are underpaying for their leases on federal land, according to a probe by the Department of Interior’s Office of Inspector General. $20,000,000 INITIATIVE 522, the GMO labeling initiative, has attracted more than $20 million, most of it from corporate food lobbying interests seeking to defeat the measure. 54,117 GET OUT 16 October from coal interests. The funds are expected to support Whatcom County Council candidates Kathy Kershner, Bill Knutzen, Michelle Luke, and Ben Elenbass. WORDS 16 On Oct. 15, a man reported his girlfriend had been kidnapped. Bellingham Police investigated and located the woman, who reported she was fine at the moment. “However,” police reported, “she was uncooperative in explaining to law enforcement what had occurred.” $154,000 CURRENTS 10 On Oct. 13, a neighbor at a Birchwood apartment complex called police to report a man with a no contact order had entered the apartment of his ex-girlfriend. He assaulted her, then locked her in her bedroom. He would not leave. Bellingham Police arrived and showed the 24-year-old man the error of his thinking. VIEWS 8 On Oct. 13, Bellingham Police responded to a report of a party on N. Garden Street, where people were reported throwing bottles at passing vehicles. Police spoke two four people at the residence but could not locate any damage. COUPLES WITH ISSUES MAIL 4 FULL-THROTTLE BOTTLES On Oct. 15, a person was reported twirling blazing batons in Red Square on Western Washington University campus. The person was gone when campus cops arrived. DO IT 2 On Oct. 20, a 19-year-old man was reported “throwing wild punches in all directions” outside the Glow nightclub in downtown Bellingham at closing time. “Upon seeing officers approach, he sprinted away from the melee in an attempt to get away,” Bellingham Police reported. “Officers chased him on foot for several blocks eventually catching up and arresting him.” He was booked on multiple offenses. MAJORING IN MAJORETTE 10.23.13 On Oct. 17, Bellingham Police announced the department would join Western Washington University Police and Whatcom County Sheriff’s Office to increase party patrol efforts in the city’s residential areas following an Oct. 12 riot near campus. City and university police will provide extra staffing in this previously planned enforcement effort. Bellingham Police will use the “Party Bus” to respond to problem parties, police reported. If needed, the Whatcom County Sheriff’s Office will provide their mobile booking vehicle, along with corrections officers to assist with processing the arrested individuals. “Parties that get out of control are not only a noise or nuisance concern, they are a public safety issue. And we will not tolerate any outbreaks of violence,” Bellingham Police Chief Clifford Cook said. On Oct. 21, two women reported a man grabbed them and groped them as he ran by them on the trail around Lake Padden by the dog park. He kept running. #43.08 PARTY PATROL THE GROPER CASCADIA WEEKLY FUZZ BUZZ index returned home long enough to gobble down a meal, then ran away again, Bellingham Police learned. NUMBER of applications processed for Washington State’s health care exchanges, as of Oct. 15. Washington State currently leads the nation in numbers of reported applications filed and processed, according to news reports. Despite software glitches, approximately half a million applications for health care have been submitted nationwide. SOURCES: Washington Public Disclosure Commission; Whatcom Democrats; Institute for Energy Economics and Financial Analysis; Washingtoon Post 13 doit FOOD 34 words B-BOARD 28 COM M U N I T Y L E CT U R E S BOOK S WOR DS THURS., OCT. 24 WESTERN READS: Educators and researchers will discuss the moral and ethical issues facing humans as we respond to the impact of climate change at tonight’s “Western Reads” Social Justice Panel Discussion at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 1th St. 671-2626 SAT., OCT. 26 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 DIE TRICH TALK: Pulitzer Prize-winning author and former Huxley environmental journalism instructor Bill Dietrich gives an author talk at 2pm at the Western Washington University bookstore. At the free event, expect to hear more about global warming, Napoleon Bonaparte, forest policy and more. WWW.WWU.EDU ART 20 SK YSHIP ACADEMY: Bellingham author Nick James reads from his third Skyship Academy book, Strikeforce at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th. STAGE 18 WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM SUN., OCT. 27 GET OUT 16 FAMILY FIC T ION: “Storytelling and Teen Communication” will be the focus of a Family Fiction presentation with author Laura Kelly Robb at 4pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. 671-2626 CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.08 10.23.13 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 8 CURRENTS 10 WORDS WORDS 16 16 BY AMY KEPFERLE 14 Cryptic Tales A STORYTELLER’S SCARY SECRETS few years ago, Doug Banner had a woman come up to to him after a scary storytelling event and tell him that, sorry, but the tale he’d just told wasn’t in the least bit frightening. When he saw the same woman again the next day, however, she marched up to Banner and punched him in the arm. The reason for the assault? She told him she didn’t think she was scared—until she drove home and then spent a half-hour in her car frozen with fear while trying to get the courage to go up to the front porch and enter her darkened house. Banner, a longtime member of the Bellingham Storytellers Guild, says he and the professional yarn-spinners he combines his talents with now use the harrowing experience as a meter to gauge their audience’s fear factor. “It’s an indicator of how scary your story is by how long it stays in your head, and if they punch you afterward,” he says with a laugh. When asked if it takes most people a while to realize they’ve been spooked, Banner says plenty of listeners react directly to the stories at hand. Members of the Guild have witnessed onsite screaming and gasping and people have also leapt out of their seats, gotten their arms bruised by terrified girlfriends clutching them hard enough to hurt and, in one case, a librarian sprung out of her front-row seat to turn the lights back on. Banner posits that those who are brave enough to sit through all the stories without bolting or outwardly reacting are still getting a thrill—or at least elevating their heart rates. “Humans get an adrenaline rush when they’re scared,” he says. “When you go to an event like this, you can be A scared, but you’re still safe. There’s no risk—except for the deep psychological damage. It’s a rush—like eating chocolate or riding down Alabama hill on a bike. To set the mood, Banner says he and his creative cohorts typically dim the lights, light candles and draw the listeners in through careful connections with them. As for costumes, Banner ATTEND WHAT: Scary thinks they’re unnecessary. Storytelling for “We just really use the art of lanAdults guage and word,” he says.” Tone, WHEN: 8pm Thurs., pacing, volume—it’s all part of our Oct. 31 performance art delivery technique. WHERE: Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. Telling a vampire story while dressed COST: Free up as a vampire isn’t scary.” INFO: www. By working with basic fears that a bellinghamstory lot of people have—whether they’re tellersguild.org afraid of spiders, don’t like to spend ---------------------WHAT: “Dark! A time in the dark or truly believe in Halloween Spectacle” ghosts—Bellingham Storytellers Guild featuring seven members then build on those suspiperformers telling cions to craft their tales of horror. tales from the crypt Banner won’t divulge what particuWHEN: 8pm Oct. 31 and Nov. 1 lar stories will be told at the annual WHERE: Conway Muse Scary Storytelling for Adults gatherCOST: $14 ing happening Halloween night at the INFO: www. Fairhaven Library, but he will let it be conwaymuse.com known that all of the tales are true (or at least partially true). And, when the spook-night stories are over, Banner and the rest of the Guild members will be watching to see who heads for the door. If the crowd isn’t’ quick to disperse, they’ll know they did something right. “You can tell how well you scared the audience by how long they hang out after the lights come back on,” Banner says. “Oftentimes, they really don’t want to go back outside.” POE TRY ALIVE: Poets Kevin Murphy, Matthew Brouwer, and Jodee Adams-Moore will be joined by members of the Bellingham Ukulele Group for “Poetry Alive! A Night of Poetry and Music” at 7pm at the Firehouse Performing Arts Center, 1314 Harris Ave. Suggested donation is $10; proceeds raised will support the Whatcom Juvenile Justice Creative Writing Project’s Kickstarter project. 734-2776 OR WWW.KICKSTARTER.COM MON., OCT. 28 OPEN MIC: Local writer and teacher Laurel Leigh will emcee the monthly Open Mic at 7pm at Village Books. Bring scary tales and poems, or any creative work in progress. WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM TUES., OCT. 29 HARRIS POEMS: Dick Harris will read from his new collection, Selected Poems: Alaska and Northwest, at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. James Bertolino will introduce the 79-yearold poet. WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM THURS., OCT. 31 HALLOWEEN STORIES: Members of the Bellingham Storytellers Guild will share family friendly tales from 4-6pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. At 7pm, they’ll tell extremely scary stories for adults and “those brave at heart” at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. Both events are free. WWW.BELLINGHAMSTORYTELLERSGUILD.ORG COM M U N I T Y OCT. 23-24 RUMMAGE SALE: Attend a Fall Rummage Sale from 9am-3pm Wednesday and 9am-3pm Thursday at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 2117 Walnut St. WWW.STPAULSBELLINGHAM.COM doit B-BOARD 28 FILM 26 MUSIC 22 ART 20 Voted #1 Italian Restaurant Try our New Full Gluten-Free and Vegetarian Menus! SUN., OCT. 27 PUNK IN’ RUN CAR SHOW: The 28th annual “Punkin’ Run” Car Show takes place from 10am-2pm in the parking lot at Hardware Sales, 2034 James St. Cost is $10 to enter your car, free for spectators. WWW.FOURTHCORNERELITES.COM by Evening Magazine & King 5 TV! 95* 15 $ Four Course Sunset Specials NOW AVAILABLE DURING LUNCH! Ê££>È«ÊUÊ->ÌÊEÊ-ÕÊΫȫ 15 Entrees to choose from ««iÌâiÀ]Ê-Õ«ÊÀÊ->>`]ÊiÃÃiÀÌ MON., OCT. 28 PUMPK IN PART Y: A Community Pumpkin Party takes place from 6-9pm at Whatcom County Fire District #4, 4141 Britton Loop Rd. Kids and adults can carve pumpkins, play games and more. Entry is free. STAGE 18 EO P L E GP ’S GET OUT 16 IN Now Offering Ravioli, Gnocchi & Veal /FX%FTTFSU0QUJPOTtCréme Brulee made In-House *Offer valid 7 days a week (holidays excluded) For additional offers visit www.granaio.com WWW.WCFD4.JPG WORDS 15 16 WORDS H 10 WWW.SLUMDOCTOR.ORG Hiway 9 – Van Zandt C SLUM DOC TOR FUNDRAISER: Help out the Slum Doctor Programme at a Fundraising Diner from 6-9pm at Bellingham’s First Congregational Church, 1220 N. Forest St. Tickets are $20-$35. 360-592-2297 www.everybodys.com CURRENTS 10 WWW.PERCHANDPLAY.COM Dinner is Now Being Served S HALLOWEEN CARNIVAL: A costume contest, old-fashioned carnival games, face painting, food, balloon artists and more will be part of a Halloween Carnival happening from 5-7:30pm at Perch & Play, 1707 N. State St. Tickets are $12-$15. LI WWW.COB.ORG GI T P U B POOL PUMPK IN PATCH: Kids can swim to their favorite floating orange orb at the annual “Pumpkin Patch in the Pool” from 4:30-6:30pm at the Arne Hanna Aquatic Center, 1114 Potter St. Entry is $5. Bulgarian Tapenades We Custom Cut Cheese French Country Olive Mix Boneless Lamb Roasts Manitoban Wild Rice Organic Hubbard Squash Great Harvest Breads KA 733-6749 S FALL FEST IVAL: Items by local artists and crafters, baked goods, produce, a quilt raffle, craft activities, a bratwurst dinner, a marketplace, a live auction and more will be part of today’s Fall Festival from 10am-8pm at Our Saviour’s Lutheran Church, 1720 Harris Ave. Entry is free. FOOD 34 SAT., OCT. 26 Dinner hours 3pm–10pm 360.419.0674 WWW.GRANAIO.COM EAT-ITALIAN@GRANAIO.COM £ääÊÊÌ}iÀÞ]Ê-ÕÌiÊ££ä]ÊÕÌÊ6iÀ visit our nursery WWW.DOWNTOWNBELLINGHAM.COM MAIL 4 Lunch hours 11am–3pm DO IT 2 DOWNTOWN MEE T ING: The Downtown Bellingham Partnership will host its monthly community meeting at 6pm at the Leopold Retirement Residence, 1224 Cornwall Ave. Candidates for City Council and the Port will be invited to come listen to downtown residents, businesses, and patrons about issues important to downtown. VIEWS 8 CALL FOR RESERVATIONS WED., OCT. 30 WWW.DOWNTOWNBELLINGHAM.COM FAIRHAVEN TRICK OR TREAT: From 3-6pm, costumed kids and their keepers can head to Fairhaven for the annual Trick or Treat event. Shops will be decorated for the holiday, and there will be treats at all (look for the poster at participating locations. WWW.FAIRHAVEN.COM #43.08 october sale! fruit trees buy 2, get a 3rd free large balled and burlapped trees 40% off fruit, cider, winter squash and pumpkins CASCADIA WEEKLY DOWNTOWN TRICK OR TREAT: More than 100 downtown businesses will open their doors for kids from 3-6pm as part of the annual Downtown Trick or Treat throughout the urban core. From 4-6pm, there will also be a Halloween Carnival at the Depot Market Square, 1100 Railroad Ave. Entry to that event—which features 13 booths, a bouncy house, face painters, balloon artists and circus performers—is $3. 10.23.13 THURS., OCT. 31 15 fall hours: wed-sat 10-5, sun 11-4 closed monday and tuesday 6906 goodwin road, everson | (360) 966-5859 www.cloudmountainfarmcenter.org :KDWFRP&RXQW\ VQRQSURÀWFRPPXQLW\IDUPDQGHGXFDWLRQFHQWHU doit FOOD 34 outside RU N N I NG C YCL I NG B-BOARD 28 H I K I NG THURS., OCT. 24 MT. BAKER FILM FEST IVAL: View a stellar selection of winter sports clips from international and local filmmakers at the 14th annual Mt. Baker Film Festival starting at 7pm at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Show up early to peruse the newest goods from local ski/board shop vendors and play to win a chance at a 2013-14 Mt. Baker season pass. Entry is $8-$10; season pass holders get in free (while tickets are available). 734-6080 OR WWW.MOUNTBAKERTHEATRE.COM Elk Night, Elk Fright CAUGHT IN THE RUT CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.08 10.23.13 MAIL 4 BY TRAIL RAT DO IT 2 VIEWS 8 CURRENTS 10 WORDS 16 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 FRI., OCT. 25 16 ’ll never forget all those spectral, unearthly sounds they made. Even now— 10 years later—that primordial cacophony of ritualistic articulations echoes through my soul. There were only two of us working along the headwaters of the Missouri River that fateful, near-indescribable week. We were installing directional signposts through a vast, maze-like expanse of upland forest meadows known to accommodate some of the most prolific concentrations of migratory megafauna endemic to the Greater Yellowstone ecosystem. Of course, the ground up there proved fiercely stubborn—chock full of inconveniently situated rocks and all manner of labor-intensive subterranean surprises. On average, it took us the better part of two hours just to excavate a post hole. A ridiculous amount of time, really, especially considering autumnal weather conditions that season were uncharacteristically ideal. We were busting our balls to the max. Yet, even so, we could only relish our once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to luxuriate in such an intimate and completely unfettered foray among the stupefyingly resplendent surroundings of Yellowstone country. Meanwhile, the deeper we worked our way into the remotest throes of these isolated park lands, the more conspicuous grew the presence of the local breeding I population of Rocky Mountain elk. Hundreds of freshly made hoof-prints and telltale pellet droppings crisscrossed the tawny hillsides and draws. We couldn’t dig down more than a few feet without crunching our tools into one interred generation of Cervidae bones or another. They were out there, alright—lots of them. But still, even as late as our sixth and final night on this project, we hadn’t seen or heard a single one. However, just moments after we crawled into our tents on that moony, eerily lit evening, we were beguiled to register the first audible stirrings of their impending onrush. What began as the faintest smattering of isolated yelps, squeals and bugling on the forested hill rims above escalated quickly into a combative chorus of snorting, grunting and vigorous interlocking of antlers that seemed to creep closer toward our camp. “Oh, no!” I soon heard my crew-mate scream as he hastily unzipped himself from his tent amid a throng of desperate clattering and heavy thumping. “Not here! NOT ME!” Peering pensively out through my bug screen, I was stunned to see the type of trouble that had befallen him. Looming directly behind his tan-colored, half-dome tent stood the largest 8-point bull I’ve ever seen. As its spearsharp rack of antlers gleamed lethally through the shadows, this extremely horny, thousand-pound ungulate raised a definitive front leg forward and began pawing the ground with lusty determination. “Escape while you still can!” I screamed. “Bruiser’s got serious eyes for your tent!” In a flash, I saw the glow-white, buck-naked form of my crew-mate streak through the night, whimpering profusely as he dragged his sleeping bag off into a nearby stand of protectively thick, dog hair timber—where I, too, soon joined him in hiding. It was a night we’d survive, but never, ever forget. WILD THINGS: Kids, adults and adventurers can join Wild Whatcom Walks for “Wild Things” excursions from 9:30-11am every Friday in October at the Stimpson Nature Reserve. Entry is by donation. WWW.WILDWHATCOM.ORG BACK YARD VOLCANO: Geology professor Doug McKeever leads a multimedia presentation focusing on “Mt. Baker: The Active Volcano in Our Backyard” at 6:30pm at Kendall Elementary School, 7457 Kendall Rd. Entry is free. 305-3600 THE EDGE OF ALASK A: Learn more about the challenging expeditions and intimate daily life of adventure trekker and author Erin McKittrick and her husband, Hig, when she shares tales from her book Small Feet, Big Land: Adventure, Home, and Family on the Edge of Alaska at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM OCT. 25-26 GORE AND LORE TOUR: The Good Time Girls combine history with a bit of horror at the final “Gore and Lore” tours of the month at 7pm Friday in Fairhaven (in front of Skylark’s) and 5pm Saturday in downtown Bellingham (at the Black Drop Coffee House). Entry is $18 and includes a drink ticket. WWW.GOODTIMEGIRLSBHAM.COM SAT., OCT. 26 WALK ING CLUB: Whether you’re looking to improve or compete, all are welcome at the weekly Fairhaven Walking Club led by Cindy Paffumi starting at 8am at various locations in Fairhaven. All paces are welcome. 676-4955 OR 319-3350 GARDEN CLASS: Debra Olberg of Secret Garden Designs focuses on “Putting Your Garden to Bed” at a free workshop at 9am at the Garden Spot Nursery, 900 Alabama St. Please register in advance. 676-5480 WOOLLE Y CROSS: From 9:30am-3pm, cyclocross fans will want to head to the Northern State Recreation Area for Cascade Cross’s “Woolley Cross.” Entry is $15-$30; races are available for a variety of ages. WWW.CASCADECROSS.COM ZOMBIE 5K: Participants can try to avoid “pushing up daisies” at the Skagit Valley Zombie 5K starting at 10am at the La Conner Club, 305 N. Sixth St. Those who take part will run for their lives as zombies try to steal their “health flags.” Infected runners and the walking dead are all welcome at Celebration Village until 1pm. Entry is $50. WWW.SKAGITVALLEYZOMBIE5K.ORG BONESHAKER BIKE FEST: Enjoy the Skagit Walla Walla Vintners (360) 739-4672 BREEZIN’ AND FREEZIN’: Raise funds and win prizes in support of Special Olympics Washington by taking part in todays “Breezin’ and Freezin’ for a Reason” Polar Plunge and 5K run starting at 10am at Bloedel Donovan Park, 2214 Electric Ave. There’s no fee to register; check the website for fundraising details. WWW.BREEZINANDFREEZIN2013.KINTERA.ORG TUES., OCT. 29 CROSS-COUNTRY BASICS: Learn more about where to go and how to get started when Sharmon Hill leads a “Cross-Country Skiing Basics” clinic at 6pm at REI, 400 36th St. Register in advance for the free course. 647-8955 OR WWW.REI.COM VOLCANO MONITORING: Scientist John Ewert focuses on “Volcano Monitoring in the Cascades” at a 7pm presentation at Whatcom Museum’s Old City Hall, 121 Prospect St. Suggested donation is $3. WWW.WHATCOMMUSEUM.ORG Nick James SKYSHIP ACADEMY 675,.()25&( Sci Fi ´6N\VKLS$FDGHP\LVWKH SHUIHFWERRNIRUWHHQVWKDWOLNH VFLHQFHÀFWLRQµ³6/-7HHQ Saturday, Oct. 26th, 7pm AND 5,&. 67(9(6 Join travel expert Rick Steves—acclaimed for his bestselling guidebook series, and public TV and radio shows—as he shares the latest in smart European travel. Tuesday, Nov. 19th, 7:00pm at Bellingham High School PATIO is OPEN appy H our Monday–Friday 3PM Lester & Hyldahl DUI/Criminal • Bankruptcy • Personal Injury Helping Good People in Hard Times Tom Lester - Doug Hyldahl - Lee Grochmal Attorneys at Law WORDS 16 Friday, Oct. 25th, 7pm the Heart of Fairhaven since 1985 CURRENTS 10 Adventure, Home, and Family on the Edge of Alaska VIEWS 8 BIG LAND GET OUT 16 60$//)((7 MAIL 4 LUTHERWOOD TRAIL RACE: Get a peek at old-growth forests, small creeks, meadows and more at the “Lutherwood, Wouldn’t You?” 5K beginning at 9am at Lutherwood Camp, 1185 Roy Rd. Great prizes and a post-race brunch are included in your $15 entry fee. STAGE 18 Erin McKittrick • Enjoy dinner and travel conversation with Rick Steves Nov. 13-14. See Willows-inn.com for details and registration information. CASCADIA WEEKLY WWW.HAMSTERENDURANCERUNNING.ORG ART 20 Two Free Events at Village Books 733-4433 OR WWW.MTBAKERBIKECLUB.ORG RUN WILD WHATCOM: A Hamster Endurance running event, “Run Wild Whatcom,” begins at 9am at the northwest corner of Bayview Cemetery (at Alabama and Electric). The event is described as being “part race, part scavenger hunt, part routefinding, part Halloween celebration. Once participants begin, they’ll visit three points within Whatcom Falls Park, collecting a token at each. The order and the route you take is up to you. Entry is $10-$35. VMZLQHPHUFKDQWVFRP 360.671.2420 DO IT 2 RABBIT RIDE: Join members of the Mt. Baker Bike Club for the weekly “Rabbit Ride” starting at 8:30am at Fairhaven Bike & Ski, 1108 11th St. The 32-mile route sees riders heading down Chuckanut and back via Lake Samish. independent service & repair 10.23.13 SUN., OCT. 27 )ULGD\2FWWK #43.08 (360) 595-2218 OR WWW. LAKEWHATCOMRAILWAY.COM SUBARU TASTING MUSIC 22 WWW.BONESHAKERBIKEFEST.COM AUTUMN TRAIN: Call the number below to secure a ride on the Lake Whatcom Railway’s “Autumn Train” leaving at noon from its Acme locale. Entry is $12.50 for kids and $24 for adults. FILM 26 7KXUVGD\2FWWK B-BOARD 28 *OXWHQ)UHH Bakery now available every Wednesday The only DEDICATED GF Mount Eden TASTING bakery in town 6DQWD&UX]0RXQWDLQV Valley scenery via seven different routes ranging from 4 to 25 miles—and featuring names such as “Crossing the Abyss,” “Zombie Loop,” and “Dirty Devil’s Ride”— as part the annual Boneshaker Bicycle Festival starting at 10am at the La Conner Boys & Girls Club. In addition to the selfguided excursions (for which costumes are encouraged) there’ll be special guest speakers, live music and entertainment, bike decorating, bike safety primers, human and bike costume contests, a pancake breakfast and much more. Entry is $45 per person, $90 for a four-person family or $75 for tandem riders. FOOD 34 /HDK¶V doit Read more! VillageBooks.com 17 Tickets $5 available at Village Books & BrownPaperTickets.com. 7LFNHWVSURFHHGVWREHQHÀW %+6376$ $OVR VILLAGE BOOKS 1200 11th St., Bellingham 360.671.2626 360.733.5774 tara@lesterhyldahl.com doit FOOD 34 staGe B-BOARD 28 T H E AT E R DA NCE PROF I L ES ONSTAGE OCT. 23-25 EQUUS: Western Washington University’s theater arts program presents showings of the drama Equus at 7:30pm Wednesday through Friday at the school’s Performing Arts Center. Tickets are $8-$12. 650-6146 OR WWW.TICKETS.WWU.EDU THURS., OCT. 24 FILM 26 GOOD, BAD, UGLY: Watch “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” at 8pm every Thursday at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. At 10pm, stick around for the “Project.” Entry is $4-$7. 733-8855 OR WWW.THEUPFRONT.COM MUSIC 22 OCT. 24-26 ART 20 LIT TLE SHOP OF HORRORS: The musical known as Little Shop of Horrors shows for the final weekend at 7:30pm Thurs. and 8pm Fri.Sat. at the Anacortes Community Theatre, 918 M Ave. Tickets are $20. WWW.ACTTHEATRE.COM STAGE 18 OCT. 25-26 GET OUT 16 NO EXIT: Northwest Passage Theater Collective presents a newly translated version of Jean-Paul Sarte’s existential masterpiece, No Exit, starting this weekend at 8pm shows Friday and Saturday at iDiOM Theater, 1318 Cornwall Ave. Tickets to the performance—which was directed by Glenn Hergenhahn, and features actors he’s been working with in New York City—are $10. WWW.IDOMTHEATER.COM CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.08 10.23.13 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 8 CURRENTS 10 WORDS 16 HELLINGHAM: Who dunnit? Find out when the perennially popular “Hellingham” closes its October run with 8pm and 10pm shows at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. Tickets are $10-$12. 18 733-8855 OR WWW.THEUPFRONT.COM BY AMY KEPFERLE Haunting Jaunts DEATH BEHIND EVERY DOOR irst dates can be scary as hell. But if you play your cards right, making plans to attend one of the many haunted houses happening this week will likely assure that you get at least a little closer to the object of your affection. After all, getting rushed by a zombie in a dark hallway is as good an excuse as any to hold someone a little closer—just make sure they haven’t morphed into a member of the undead. I’ve attended the Halloween haunt in Lynden known as the Scream Fair the last two years, and I’m here to tell you that if you don’t elevate your vocal cords at some point during the night—whether it’s in the parking lot after a bloodthirsty flesh eater knocks on your car window or while you’re deep within the confines of the barn where the spooky proceedings take place—there’s something wrong with you. This year’s theme is “Escape from Dead Block,” and it promises to be horrifying. “You are trapped inside a maximum-security prison with the flesh-eating dead,” reads a memo on the group’s website. “There is no escape!” Sounds fun, right? When: 6:30-9:30pm Thurs., Oct. 24 and Thurs., Oct. 31 and 6:30-10:30pm Oct. 25-26. Where: NW Washington Fairgrounds, Lynden Cost: $13-$24 More info: www.lastchanceproductions.com Infants and toddlers will want to stay at home when Nightmare at the Spark Museum brings scary science to the forefront at Bellingham’s Spark Museum of Electrical Invention Oct. 25-31. The Frankenstein-inspired electrical shows—which are tailored for Halloween week—include, according to a press release, “shocking sounds, spooky fog, sudden bolts of lightening and bizarre electrical antics.” Examples include a “schizoid” talking robot named Frank- F lin, a singing Tesla Coil named Elvis, and a variety of mad scientists who will perform last rites for an evil fellow named Dr. Morbius. Additionally, there will be visits from Benjamin Franklinstein, and, for an extra donation, visitors can step inside the Cage of Death, where they’ll be “swarmed with 4 million volts of raw electricity.” If you’re faint of heart—or have a pacemaker—you’ll probably want to sit that part out. When: 7pm and 9pm Fri.-Sat., Oct. 25-26 and Tues.-Thurs., Oct. 29-31 Where: 1312 Bay St. Cost: $8-$10 More info: www.sparkmuseum.org “Bad Things Happen When You’re Waiting for a Train” is the oh-so-creepy tagline the folks running the Haunted Depot at the Depot Arts Center in Anacortes have concocted for your nocturnal visits. According to their fictitious lore, it’s the 50th anniversary of the crash of the Anacortes Red Line Express, and that means very bad things are about to happen. You see, the “special cargo” one of the train cars carried was full of something(s) quite horrifying, and the frightful beings that have been unleashed are now ready to meet you. The storyline was concocted by Brian Hurst—the guy responsible for the Haunted Hospital in Sedro-Woolley—so chances are you’ll forget it’s all just an act. When: 7-10pm Fri.-Sat., Oct. 25-26 (a kid-themed “Family Haunt” happens from 11am-2pm Sat. Oct. 26) Where: 611 R Ave., Anacortes Cost: $5 More info: www.anacortesfarmersmarket.org OCT. 25-27 DRACULA: Free Key Productions presents showings of Bram Stoker’s Dracula at 7:30pm Friday and Saturday, and 2pm Sunday at the Firehouse Performing Arts Center, 1314 Harris Ave. Tickets are $15. WWW.FREEKEYPRODUCTIONS.COM SAT., OCT. 26 COSTUME AND PROP SALE: Attend a Costume and Prop Sale from 11am-3pm at the Bellingham Theatre Guild, 1600 H St. 733-1811 THE JOY LUCK CLUB: View a theatrical version of Amy Tan’s 1989 novel, The Joy Luck Club, at 8pm at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Tickets are $20-$42. 734-6080 OR WWW.MOUNTBAKERTHEATRE.COM SUN., OCT. 27 DYNAMO: Liven up your Sunday nights at “Dynamo” shows at 8pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. Entry is $5. 733-8855 OR WWW.THEUPFRONT.COM TUES., OCT. 29 ART IST IN RESIDENC Y: Krissa Woiwod will be looking into the idea of using several devices to guide a short piece of theater for her upcoming “Sketchopedia” show from 6-8pm every Tuesday in October at Temple Bar, 306 W. Champion St. Come prepared to write. Donations are welcome. WWW.TEMPLEBARBELLINGHAM.COM OCT. 30-31 HAUNTED BEER GARDEN: Boundary Bay and doit FOOD 34 Make.Shift team up for a “Haunted House at Boundary Bay” from 7-11pm Wednesday and Thursday at the brewery’s beer garden at 1107 Railroad Ave. Entry is $5. WWW.BBAYBREWERY.COM B-BOARD 28 OCT. 31-NOV. 2 FILM 26 ROCKY HORROR: Local actors will act out key scenes and sing songs at viewings of the classic camp film known as The Rocky Horror Picture Show at 8pm and 11:59pm Oct. 31-Nov. 2 at the Mount Baker Theatre’s Walton Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Tickets are $9. 734-6080 OR WWW.MOUNTBAKERTHEATRE.COM MUSIC 22 DA NCE FRI., OCT. 25 7DL]p BRD OPEN REHEARSAL: Get a sneak peek at Bellingham Repertory Dance’s upcoming fall show at an open rehearsal from 11:30am-1:30pm at the Firehouse Performing Arts Center, 1314 Harris Ave. WWW.BHAMREP.ORG SCOT T ISH MASQUERADE BALL: The Bellingham Scottish Country Dancers host a “Masquerade Ball: An Evening with Spirits” starting at 6:30pm at the Majestic, 1027 N. Forest St. Tickets are $15-$50. WWW.BELLINGHAMSCD.ORG SWING CONNEC T ION: Dance and listen to big band sounds when the Swing Connection performs from 7-9pm at the Leopold, 1224 Cornwall Ave. Entry is by donation. )LSSPUNOHT:OHTIOHSH^LSJVTLZ:LUPVY [LHJOLY(JOHY`H9PJOHYK1VOUMVYTLY Z[\KLU[VM;PIL[HUTHZ[LY*OVN`HT;Y\UNWH 9PUWVJOL:\NNLZ[LKKVUH[PVU! :LLV\Y^LIZP[LMVYTVYLL]LU[Z 4LYPKPHU:\P[L TLKP[H[PVUJLU[LY ILSSPUNOHTZOHTIOHSHVYN ǡͶǦͷƬǦǣ͵Ͳ Ǥǯ ʹͳͳǤ̷ ǤǤ WORDS 16 ͷǡǡ ʹ CURRENTS 10 CLANHEATHER ¸*HU4LKP[H[PVU4HRLH +PMMLYLUJLPU[OL>VYSK&¹ VIEWS 8 (877) 467-8648 OR WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/ MAIL 4 /DE\ULQWK SAT., OCT. 26 DO IT 2 7DL]p ǡ ǡƬ WWW.MOUNTBAKERTHEATRE.COM OR WWW. GET OUT 16 ± DANCEBELLINGHAMDANCE.COM REEL COMPE T IT ION: The Clan Heather Dancers will focus on Scottish Highland dancing at today’s “Reel Competition” from 9am-5pm at Whatcom Community College, 237 W. Kellogg Rd. Entry is $3-$6. STAGE 18 7\ISPJ;HSR!6J[YK WT DANCE BELLINGHAM: Young Life in Bellingham presents its third annual “Dance Bellingham Dance” competition and fundraiser at 7:45pm at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Tickets are $20-$125. 10.23.13 WWW.MCINT YREHALL.ORG ART 20 DRACULA: Northwest Ballet presents its two-act ballet about the undead, Dracula, at 7:30pm at Mount Vernon’s McIntyre Hall, 2501 E. College Way. Tickets to the big event are $24-$35. WWW.BELLINGHAMCOUNTRYDANCE.ORG THURS., OCT. 31 THRILLINGHAM: The Bellingham Zombies team up for the 6th annual “Thrillingham”— which sees the undead dancing along to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”—at 8:30pm at Maritime Heritage Park. WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/THRILLINGHAM CASCADIA WEEKLY CONTRA DANCE: JP & the O.K. Rhythm Boys will provide live music and Seattle’s Joe Michaels will do the calling at tonight’s Contra Dance from 7-10:30pm at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. No partner or experience is necessary. Entry is $6-$10. #43.08 WWW.SWINGCONNECTION.ORG 19 doit B-BOARD 28 FOOD 34 visual OPEN I NGS Dead on Arrival THE CORPSE AS ART CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.08 10.23.13 MAIL 4 BY AMY KEPFERLE DO IT 2 VIEWS 8 CURRENTS 10 WORDS 16 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 G A L L ER I ES 20 n Mexico, those who have passed on to another plane of existence—yes, I mean those have died—are rarely forgotten. Proof of this can be found every year in early November, when family members and friends celebrate their lives via Dia de los Muertos—otherwise known as Day of the Dead. The events take place November 1 and 2, and often feature those seeking connections with their dearly departed visiting graves with gifts of their loved ones’ favorite foods and, sometimes, a few of their possessions. Our southern neighbors aren’t the only ones who use Dia de los Muertos as a valid excuse to celebrate the dead. Parades featuring elaborate skull-related costumes are common in many cities across the United States, and Bellingham itself has hosted a few events over the years—complete with art, altars, music and even processions. Although there’s not a parade scheduled for this year, that doesn’t mean residents don’t have any access to related revelry. In addition to checking out a month-long Day of the Dead Art show currently on display at the Lucky Monkey, those who are interested in making their faces resemble lovely skulls can do so during their various Halloween celebrations. A Day of the Dead Storytell- I P ROF I L E S ing event also takes with the historical hussies known as the Good Time Girls Nov. 2 at the Redlight—a State Street site that is also the locale where, in 1905, one of Bellingham’s most gruesome murders took place (the grisly details will be revealed later that night). If you can get enough people together, you might also consider hosting your own party or procession sometime during the week—either on Halloween proper or on the Mexican holiday. When it comes to costumes, you’ll want to keep a few things in mind. “The skull is an important theme, with sugar skulls offered to the dead and living,” reads a tutorial on www.squidoo.com . “The sugar skull has influenced the face painting and costumes that can be seen alongside the ATTEND more traditional skull-shaped WHAT: 5th masks in Day of the Dead celeannual “Day of brations,” the how-to continues. the Dead” Art “The makeup is based on the Show traditional skull with darkened WHEN: Through eye and nose sockets, but also Nov. 2 WHERE: Lucky includes intricate and someMonkey, 312 W. times colorful details on the rest Champion St. of the face. These include petCOST: Entry is als around the eye sockets plus free a spiderweb on the forehead and INFO: 393-4068 -----------------often hearts and flowers.” WHAT: Dia de los As marigolds are one of the Muertos Scary most important symbols of Day Storytime with of the Dead festivities—during the Good Time the holiday, they are traditionGirls WHEN: 8pm Sat., ally scattered around the floor, Nov. 2 streets and even graveyards WHERE: in Mexico—the bright yellow Redlight, 1017 N. flower is also often incorporatState St. ed into the mix when it comes COST: $10; includes a time to put a costume together. specialty Similarly, skulls of many shapes beverage and sizes are often sported— INFO: www. either via face paint or as a goodtime fearsome accessory. girlsbham.com For more inspiration, you may want to head to the Lucky Monkey to get a closer look at the fifth-annual exhibit, which will hang through Dia de los Muertos (Nov. 2). In addition to the pieces created by local artists, there are also unique thematic offerings and sculptures from both Mexico and Peru to peruse. While some may use the opportunity to dress up as an attractive corpse as an excuse to party, try to keep your departed loved ones in mind as you prepare for your funereal festivities. They may be gone, but they’re not forgotten—and they might be watching. FRI., OCT. 25 FIG WORK SHOP: “Scary Art” will be the focus of a kid-centered FIG Art Club workshop from 2-4pm at the Whatcom Museum’s Family Interactive Gallery, 250 Flora St. Entry is $5-$7. WWW.WHATCOMMUSEUM.ORG SAT., OCT. 26 FIBER ARTS: Members of the Whatcom Weavers Guild will be on hand from 12-4pm at Whatcom Museum’s Old City Hall, 121 Prospect St. Peruse a variety of original fiber creations, watch demonstrations and try your hand at weaving. Kids are welcome. Entry is free with admission. WWW.WHATCOMMUSEUM.ORG ARTPOCALYPSE ENDING: A closing reception for “Artpocalypse: Art Will Never Die” takes place from 6-8pm at Fourth Corner Frames, 311 W. Holly St. The exhibit—which features works by George Jartos, Anita Boyle, Mary Jo Maute, Vikki Jackson, John McCulloch, and Amy Armitage—is a sideways look at the future and the art in it. 734-1340 ONGOI NG E X H I BI TS ALLIED ARTS: Faye Hayes, Brian Simpson, and Doug Banner will share their natureinspired works at the “Serene Certainty” exhibit through Oct. 26 at Allied Arts, 1418 Cornwall Ave. WWW.ALLIEDARTS.ORG ANCHOR ART: The multi-artist “Dry Ice: Shaping the Northwest Landscape” exhibit will be up through Nov. 24 in Anacortes at Anchor Art Space, 216 Commercial Ave. WWW.ANCHORARTSPACE.OR ART WOOD: “Lamps & Lights for Fall” shows through October at Artwood, 1000 Harris Ave. WWW.ARTWOODGALLERY.COM CEDARWORK S: Peruse and purchase a variety of Native American art from 10am-6pm Wed.-Sat. at the CedarWorks Art Gallery, 217 Holly St. 647-6933 CHUCK ANUT BREWERY: Paintings and prints by Nicole Brauch will be on display through Nov. 16 at the Chuckanut Brewery, 601 W. Holly St. WWW.CHUCKANUTBREWERYANDKITCHEN.COM DEMING LIBRARY: Sheila Oberg’s oil paintings will be on display through Nov. 2 at the Deming Library, 5044 Mt. Baker Hwy. 305-3600 FISHBOY GALLERY: Check out the contemporary folk art of RR Clark from 1:30-5pm every Mon.-Fri. at the FishBoy Gallery, 617 Virginia St. 714-0815 OR WWW.FISHBOYGALLERY.COM GOOD EARTH: Coiled cray creations by Anne Marie Cooper will be highlighted through October when “Sinuosity” shows at Good Earth Pottery, 1000 Harris Ave. WWW.GOODEARTHPOTS.COM HONE Y SALON: Nature-based artist, designer and teacher Jill Bliss shows “Tiny Terrains” through October at Honey Salon, 310 W. Holly St. WWW.JILLBLISS.COM Studio FOOD 34 JANSEN ART CENTER: Sign up for classes and workshops at Lynden’s new Jansen Art Center, 321 Front St. WWW.JANSENARTCENTER.ORG LUCIA DOUGLAS: View new sculptures by Lummi Island artist Ann Morris and new paintings by Matthew Waddington and E.V. Wick through Nov. 9 at Lucia Douglas Gallery, 1415 13th St. Galactica OPENS NOVEMBER 3, 2013 WWW.LUCIADOUGLAS.COM Loves FILM 26 MAKESHIF T: “Mutants ‘R’ Us,” a multimedia group show featuring reinterpretations of superheroes and villains, can be seen through Oct. 26 at Make.Shift Art Space, 306 Flora St. MUSIC 22 WWW.MAKESHIFTPROJECT.COM You ART 20 MONA: Spokane artist Ric Gendron’s “Rattlebone” exhibit can be seen through Jan. 5 at La Conner’s Museum of Northwest Art, 121 S. First St. “Geology from the Permanent Collection” is also on display. B-BOARD 28 doit WWW.MUSEUMOFNWART.ORG STAGE 18 ST. JOSEPH’S: “Contemporary Aboriginal Art: Australian Dreamings” shows through Jan. 26 at PeaceHealth St. Joseph’s Medical Center. WATERWORK S: Painting and sculpture will be highlighted at Dana Roberts’ and Matthew Gray Palmer’s “Elemental Senses” exhibit through Oct. 27 in Friday Harbor at WaterWorks Gallery, 315 Argyle St. 3 VIEWS 8 WWW.SMITHANDVALLEE.COM Largest selection of clones in Bellingham gs in Free Tast Live Music Apples, Ap ples, Apple s! WWW.WATERWORKSGALLERY.COM WWW.WESTERNGALLERY.WWU.EDU WHATCOM ART MARKE T: From 10am-6pm every Friday through Sunday, stop by the Whatcom Art Guild’s Art Market at Fairhaven’s Waldron Building, 1314 12th St. WWW.WHATCOMARTGUILD.ORG WHATCOM MUSEUM: “Treasures from the Trunk: The Story of J.J. Donovan” and “Romantically Modern: Pacific Northwest Landscapes” can currently be viewed at Whatcom Museum’s Old City Hall, 121 Prospect St. WWW.WHATCOMMUSEUM.ORG First Time Patients recieve free Edible and Refer a patient for a free pre-roll. Open 10am-7pm Mon-Sun 360-733-3838 1326 E. Laurel St. Bellingham, WA 98225 samishwayholistic.com • Over 6 Hard Ciders on tap, Pumpkin Smash, Hard Cider Workshops, Guess the Apple Bin Weight Raffle & Sweepstakes! • Live Music Daily w/Deception Past, Warren G. Hardings, Prozac Mountain Boys & The Gallus Brothers. CASCADIA WEEKLY WESTERN GALLERY: “Looking Back: Photography in the ’70s” shows through Nov. 22 on the Western Washington University campus at Western Gallery. The show examines new formal and conceptual developments in photography in the ‘70s. Entry is free and open to the public. EXTENDED HOURS Visit bellewoodacres.com for more event info and Like Us on Facebook for updates. 6140 Guide Meridian, Lynden 360-318-7720 | www.bellewoodfarms.com MAIL 4 SMITH & VALLEE: View new paintings by Todd Horton through Oct. 27 at Edison’s Smith & Vallee Gallery, 5742 Gilkey Ave. New Clone Connection DO IT 2 WWW.SKAGITOCOUNT Y.NET/MUSEUM rd Annual CiderFest Nov. 1-3 10.23.13 SK AGIT HISTORICAL MUSEUM: “Have a Seat: A History in Chairs” shows through Oct. 25 at La Conner’s Skagit County Historical Museum, 501 S. 4th St. CURRENTS 10 www.vanishing-ice.org WWW.LACONNERQUILTS.COM #43.08 QUILT MUSEUM: View the Fibre Art Network’s “Abstracted” exhibit, Elizabeth Barton’s “Inspired to Design,” and “Best of the 2013 Quilt & Fiber Arts Festival” at the La Conner Quilt & Textile Museum, 702 S. Second St. WORDS 16 GET OUT 16 WWW.LUCIADOUGLAS.COM 21 Check us out online for more info! FOOD 34 music SHOW PREVIEWS › › RUMOR HAS IT B-BOARD 28 FILM 26 MANY OF YOU already know this, but in case you BY CAREY ROSS Happy Halloween IT’S SPOOKTACULAR! CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.08 10.23.13 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 8 CURRENTS 10 WORDS 16 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 MUSIC 22 Rumor Has It 22 CON BRO CHILL t is true that I haven’t donned a Halloween costume in at least a decade, probably longer. It is also true that I don’t hand out candy at my house and generally avoid the downtown tricking and treating action. Further, I don’t bob for apples, carve pumpkins or ride around on a broomstick. Given all that, one might be led to believe I am filled with Halloween humbug. But that is simply not the case. I love Halloween, the fact that I am not moved to actually participate in most of its traditions notwithstanding. And I especially love living in a town that goes a little Halloween crazy every year. This year, the hallowed holiday falls midweek, on Thursday, which, in many locales would probably signal more toned-down festivities, but in Bellingham simply means Halloween will be celebrated on Oct. 31 and either the weekend before or after. Double the Halloween pleasure, double the Halloween fun. Per usual, music is a big part of this mix, and what follows is a snapshot of just some of the activities at your disposal both before and after the witching hour strikes. Boundary Bay Brewery: Holidays and Boundary Bay have become so synonymous in Bellingham that many of us don’t even bother to look elsewhere when it comes to celebrating such events. This year, they’re looking to outdo themselves (if such a thing is even possible) by teaming up with Make.Shift to create the “Nightmare on Railroad Ave.: A Haunted House.” I’ve been to enough events executed by both Boundary and Make.Shift to know whatever the two entities have planned for the beer garden will put the “spook” in “spooktacular.” Plus, since all the proceeds from the haunted house will I go to Make.Shift, you can get the bejesus scared out of you for a good cause. And you can quell your fears and slake your thirst with music by the Legendary Chucklenuts and Luke Warm & the Moderates, and the release of this season’s first batch of Cabin Fever. WHERE: 1107 Railroad Ave. INFO: www.bbaybrewery.com Cabin Tavern: The Cabin is just one of many music venues that will try and appease the Halloween-hungry masses by offering up holidaythemed shows on both Halloween and the weekend preceding it. So, for all of you who can only party during the weekend, feel free to don your costumes on Sat., Oct. 26 and head to the wee bar on Holly Street for a “Day of the Dead” show (yes, we know Oct. 26 isn’t actually the Day of the Dead, but it’s not Halloween either, so feel free to let it slide) featuring King Hush Hush and friends. don’t, I’ll fill you in: Craigslist Missed Connections are my life. They are the first thing on the internet that I check out every day, and an especially good (or bad, as the case may be) Missed Connection can make my whole day. If you’re not a dedicated Craigslister like myself, it might interest you to know that Missed Connections are essentially the equivalent of the “I Saw You” ads that can be found in many newspapers and online. Around these parts, they typically go something like, “I saw you at Fred Meyer. You were wearing yoga pants. We glanced at each other a few times and I thought we had a spark. Coffee? Write me back and tell me what I had in my grocery basket.” In other words, they tend to be general enough that no one would actually be able to discern who they’re for and strikingly lacking in originality. Every now and then, however, I come across a good one. Such as the one that appeared a few days ago titled “Im Issy You” and was a simple transcripBY CAREY ROSS tion of the Zorbatron song of the same name. What is this? A Missed Connection that features some of my very favorite local music? Be still my beating heart. Although the Missed Connection in question was not for me (they never are), I’d like to commend its author for his impeccable taste in local music and further express the hope that he gets the girl, whoever she might be. I’d also like to use this as an example of the incredible way an album that barely existed when it was released 10 years ago has lived on and resonated with people. So, feel free to unleash that new album you’re reportedly working on, Zorbatron. I’d say we’re all more than ready for it. Other than that, I’d like to draw your attention to a show happening Sat., Oct. 26 at the Redlight featuring Benjamin Von Wildenhaus. When Wildenhaus isn’t earning his musical keep as one-third of Federation X (who are playing next door, at the Green Frog, later the same night as a sort of delayed album release show), he makes his own music—and what weird and wonderful music it is. Most recently, I saw him play at Total Fest in Montana, and, out of all the bands/musicians I sussed during the festival, it was the seersucker-suited, one-man-band action of Wildenhaus that was my hands-down favorite. Get yourself to the Redlight and get ready to get weird. Lastly, I’d like to send a shout out to my new best friends from Jon Durham’s sixth-grade class at Samish Woods Montessori. I had the opportunity to hang out with a group of them who are producing the Monsoon, the Samish Woods student paper (which I can’t wait to read), and it was easily the highlight of my week. Stay curious, kids. Ask all the questions. Use your voices wisely. Probably I should also urge you to clean your rooms and be nice to your teachers, but I’m pretty sure your parents already have that advice on lockdown. COMMUNIT Y BAND EXHIBIT ION: The 5th annual Community Band Exhibition will feature marching band field show performances and music from Squalicum, Sehome, Mount Baker, Meridian, Ferndale, BurlingtonEdison, and Bellingham high schools at 6:45pm at Civic Field, 1355 Civic Field Way. Entry is by donation. BHSRRBB@GMAIL.COM B-BOARD 28 WED., OCT. 23 FOOD 34 musicevents FRI., OCT. 25 ANGELO RONDELLO: Pieces by Debussy, Liszt, and Ravel will be on the musical menu when lauded pianist Angelo Rondello performs at 7pm at Whatcom Museum’s Old City Hall, 121 Prospect St. Entry is $5-$15. MUSIC 22 MUSIC 22 WWW.FIREHOUSEPERFORMINGARTSCENTER.COM ART 20 TRIBUTE JAZZ: Pianist Miles Black, drummer Julian MacDonough, and bassist Chuck Kistler will perform “Tribute Jazz: The Music of Red Garland” at 7pm at the Firehouse Performing Arts Center, 1314 Harris Ave. Entry is $10-$15. FILM 26 THURS., OCT. 24 WWW.MCINT YREHALL.ORG SUN., OCT. 27 ART OF JAZZ: The Anton Schwartz Quintet performs at the Jazz Project’s monthly “Art of Jazz” concert and gathering from 4-6:30pm at Bellingham Arts Academy for Youth, 1059 N. State St. Entry is $10-$16 at the door. WWW.JAZZPROJECT.ORG SOUND HEALING: Attend a “Sound Healing” performance with Kristen Rubin at 6pm at 8 Petals Yoga, 1317 Commercial St., #203. Tickets are $15-$20. GET OUT 16 SK AGIT SYMPHONY: Pianist Angela Kraft Cross will be the featured soloist when the Skagit Symphony presents its Gala Concert at 7:30pm at Mount Vernon’s McIntyre Hall, 2501 E. College Way. Tickets are $20-$40. WORDS 16 WWW.MCINT YREHALL.ORG CURRENTS 10 YOUTH SYMPHONY: Members of the Fidalgo Youth Symphony will perform at a Fall Concert at 1pm at Mount Vernon’s McIntyre Hall, 2501 E. College Way. Tickets are $10-$15. VIEWS 8 SAT., OCT. 26 STAGE 18 WWW.ANGELORONDELLO.COM JAMIE SIEBER: Internationally renowned electric cellist Jami Sieber performs at 7pm in the Encore Room at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Tickets are $15 general, $24 if you want to attend a pre-show reception with Sieber. 734-6080 OR WWW.MOUNTBAKERTHEATRE.COM WED., OCT. 30 VE TERANS CHOIR: The award-winning New Directions Veterans Choir performs at 7:30pm at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Tickets to see the a cappella ensemble are $20-$39. 734-6080 OR WWW.MOUNTBAKETHEATRE.COM WWU STUDENTS PACIFIC BACKPACKS $29.95 W/SCHOOL ID Brenthaven Premium Cases for Mobile Technology 909 Harris Ave MAIL 4 WWW.WHATCOMYOGA.COM DO IT 2 31 lineup, it would have to be Voyager, who will do their very best impression of Motley Crue—and a spot-on impression it is. But this isn’t the only time Voyager will take the Shakedown stage in the name of Halloween. They’ll also appear Oct. 26 with the appropriately named Halloqueen, who will do their very best to channel Freddie Mercury and Co. WHERE: 1212 N. State St. INFO: www.shakedownbellingham.com The Underground: Halloween parties abound in Bellingham, and the folks at the Underground aren’t ones to miss out on all that action. They too will host multiple Halloween parties, the first one happening Oct. 26 after Spaceband finishes up their set (knowing Spaceband and their vast repertoire of songs, they very well may have some holiday-themed tricks up their collective sleeve). But all that is just the warm-up for the big day, and when Halloween rolls around, the party will be in full swing at the expansive nightclub. Costumes are, of course, encouraged, so bust out your best disguise and plan your trip Underground accordingly. WHERE: 211 E. Chestnut St. INFO: 306-3178 Wild Buffalo: O.K., so maybe the Sadies show that takes place Oct. 26 and the Con Bro Chill show on Oct. 27 aren’t exactly Halloween-themed events, but I’m guessing should you decide to show up for either in full holiday garb, such behavior will only be accepted and encouraged by everyone at the Wild Buffalo. But if you’re saving yourself for Halloween proper, the Buff has some plans in store for you as well, in the form of a Daft Funk Halloween party, that will not feature Daft Punk, but instead the everpopular Acorn Project (you know they had to show up somewhere on Halloween, and here they are), who will use the occasion to celebrate the release of their latest album Shift. Further, if you’re looking to see what will no doubt be the most amazing visuals in town on this big night, Sensebellum will be working their crazy magic, and I can’t think of a holiday better suited to such endeavors. WHERE: 208 W. Holly St. INFO: www.wildbuffalo.net 10.23.13 Come Halloween proper, you’ll be partying with local honky-tonk/reggae band Pacific High, so make sure your costumes are made for dancing. WHERE: 307 W. Holly St. INFO: www. facebook.com/cabintavern Glow Nightclub: For my money, Glow just might be the best place in town to do a little Halloween celebrating. Not because their “Halloweekend Celebration” runs from Oct. 31-Nov. 2, thus ensuring you can dance like the dead for days on end. And not because Glow’s costume contests feature cash prizes, meaning you can turn the holiday into a money-making opportunity should you so desire. And not because the drink specials mean that even if you don’t win the costume contest, you’ll still make out O.K. But because the bar’s vantage point and expansive windows mean you can suss out all the crazy whatdoings on the downtown streets below from the comfort of Glow’s warm indoor perch in the sky. WHERE: 202 E. Holly St. INFO: www. facebook.com/glownightclub Green Frog: In last week’s Best of Bellingham issue, we mentioned that relative newcomers Br’er Rabbit managed to (just barely) snatch a win out from under Polecat in the Best Band category. Proving that there’s no hard feelings between the two (and why would there be?), the two bands will team up for an Oct. 31 show at the Green Frog. Polecat is a huge draw wherever they play in Bellingham, making a sellout crowd for this event all but inevitable. Get your costumes on and get there early, or instead of being a naughty nurse for Halloween, you’ll be a sad nurse left out in the cold. WHERE: 1015 N. State St. INFO: www.acoustictavern.com Honey Moon: Honey Moon would like you to know that signups are still open for their Oct. 31 Halloween party, but there’s just one catch: You have to be a dead musician to participate. Technically, you don’t have to have departed this mortal coil, but you do have to dress and embody one of your favorite departed musical types to join in the show. Since last year’s “Dead Musicians Halloween Party” was a success, the Honey Moon is making it a tradition. Of course, all these dead legends will need an audience, so if your Elvis duds are at the cleaners, you can still show up and witness all the undead action. WHERE: 1053 N. State St. INFO: www. honeymoonmeads.com Kulshan Brewing Company: Pickings used to be slim in the Sunnyland neighborhood when it came to Halloween happenings, but the lovely folks at the Kulshan Brewing Company are aiming to change that this year. Along with a costume contest (or “Kostume Kontest” in Kulshan vernacular), Matney Cook and the Mudflat Walkers have been tapped for your entertainment pleasure. And that’s not the only thing being tapped—Kulshan will kick off the Oct. 31 event by tapping their Horseman’s Head Pumpkin Ale. WHERE: 2238 James St. INFO: www. kulshanbrewery.com Rumors: Rumors is not the only place in town throwing a Halloween party that features a costume contest with cash prizes as well as drink specials and related festivities. However, Rumors is indeed the only place in town where the winner of the costume contest (which takes place Oct. 26) will be awarded their prize ($500 for first place) by the inimitable Betty Desire. It’s also the only place where you can watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show on Oct. 27 (costumes encouraged, toast and rice provided). And while the costume-contest prizes aren’t as lucrative on Halloween itself, Rumors still has more than enough money on the line to make dressing up worth your while. WHERE: 1119 Railroad Ave. INFO: www.rumorscabaret.com The Shakedown: With the demise of Black Eyes and Neckties, Horror Business—with their commitment to devilocks and all things Misfits—has become Bellingham’s de facto Halloween band, a title they richly deserve. They’ll be joined by Wild Throne (read: Dog Shredder) and Jeff Kastelic as Pantera cover band, Pantera Lives. But given my Everett origins and the fact that I’m a child of the hair-metal era, if my heart belongs to anyone on this stacked Oct. #43.08 FROM PAGE 22 CASCADIA WEEKLY HALLOWEEN, 23 FOOD 34 B-BOARD 28 FILM 26 See below for venue addresses and phone numbers 10.23.13 10.24.13 10.25.13 10.26.13 WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY Karaoke w/Kristina Karaoke w/Kristina Karaoke w/Kristina Bobby Lee's Pub & Eatery Boundary Bay Brewery Cabin Tavern Karaoke Shady Tones, Mudflat Walkers, Tear Jerkers Day of the Dead, King Hush Hush, more Haim Gov't Mule DJ Mark Falcon, DJ Quest Randy Norris, Jeff Nicely Gregory Rawlins David Rogers ART 20 DJ Ontic Conway Muse Jesse Taylor & The Rainy Day Devils Whatever's Clever Variety Show DJ Little Boy Meets Girl MONDAY TUESDAY Jo Elless BERNHOFT/Oct. 25/ Wild Buffalo Billy Talent, Mystery Machine Bow Diddlers Boombox Bellewood Acres 6140 Guide Meridian, Lynden • (360) 318-7720 | Blue Horse Gallery 301 W. Holly St. • 671-2305 | Bobby Lee’s Pub & Eatery 108 W Main St, Everson • 966-8838 | Boundary Bay Brewing Co. 1107 Railroad Ave • 647-5593 | Brown Lantern Ale House 412 Commercial Ave., Anacortes • (360) 293-2544 | The Business 402 Commercial Ave., Anacortes • (360) 293-9788 | Cabin Tavern 307 W. Holly St. • 733-9685 | Chuckanut Brewery 601 W Holly St. • 752-3377 | Commodore Ballroom 868 Granville St., Vancouver • (604) 739-4550 | Conway Muse 18444 Spruce/Main St., Conway (360) 445-3000 LAST CHANCE FOR 5 X POINTS! your Points y Increase the last friday y and saturday in October! There’s no need to sign up! Just use your Winners Club Card and get 5 times the Reward Points every Friday and Saturday! See Winners Club for details. last chance for Your Favorite Dining Deal! Y Your last Tuesday in October to enjjoy our full lunch or dinner buffet for only two dollars! You won’t ¿nd a o deal like this anywhere else! Served d Tuesday from 11am to 10pm. 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P P P' G H H D L : < D < : L B G H L ' < H F 2 0 . ) G H K M A P H H = K H : = E R G = > G P : 1 0 0' 0 0 0' 2 1 - 0 THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY Robert Sarazin Blake, Meghan Yates (early & late) Chuck Prophet (early), Salvador Dali Llama, Scott Greene Band (late) Martha Scanlan (early), Federation X, Kurly Something, Nasalrod (late) Slow Jam, Open Mic (late) Guffawingham DJ Yogoman's Terrible Tuesday Soul Explosion DJ Ryan I Gertrude's Herse David's Drinking Band Adrianne Gunn Pretty Little Feet The Shadies CHUCK PROPHET/ Oct. 25/Green Frog Karaoke One Lane Bridge Main St. Bar and Grill Country Karaoke McKay's Taphouse Still Kickin The Devilly Brothers Halloween Party w/Still Kickin Boogie Sundays Brian Hillman Band Old World Deli DJ Dgas GET OUT 16 Prozac Mountain Boys Paso Del Norte DJ Dgas Ben Von Wildenhaus, Federation X Listening Party Rattletrap Ruckus WORDS 16 Redlight Mossman Band MUSIC 22 MUSIC 22 Kulshan Brewery Carly Calbero STAGE 18 Open Mic w/Tad Kroening Karaoke Karaoke Karaoke, DJ Karaoke, DJ Partyrock Rumors Leveled Throwback Thursdays DJ Postal, DJ Shortwave Halloween Bash Rocky Horror Karaoke w/Zach DJ Postal Heavy Rotation Sarah in the Wild, Hillary Susz, Never Bali Girls, Tacos, Grenades, Eternal Bad Voyager, Halloqueen Eagle Teeth, VR Trainers, Out on the Streets, The Shows Tom Waits Monday Aireeoke Silver Reef Hotel Casino & Spa Tony and the Tigers (Lounge) Tony and the Tigers (Lounge), Haunted Halloween Bash (Event Center) Skagit Valley Casino DJ Clint Westwood (Lounge) Halloween Ball (Showroom), Idol Eyez (Lounge) Chad Petersen The Sonja Lee Band The Julianne Thoma Quartet ’90s Night Spaceband (early), Halloween Party (late) ABC Party Karaoke Open Mic Bernhoft, Sivert Hoyem The Sadies, Girl Trouble Con Bro Chill, Cherub, Mansions on the Moon Mic Night HAIM/Oct. 24/ Blues Jam Commodore Ballroom The Underground EDM Night The Village Inn Wild Buffalo Wild Out Wednesday w/ Blessed Coast My Dad Bruce, Triceracorn, Lokeye DO IT 2 10.23.13 Skylark's #43.08 The Shakedown MAIL 4 Royal CURRENTS 10 Honey Moon 10.27.13 10.28.13 10.29.13 ART 20 H2O 10.26.13 FOOD 34 WEDNESDAY Industrial Revelation 10.25.13 FILM 26 10.24.13 VIEWS 8 Green Frog 10.23.13 The Green Frog 1015 N. State St. • www.acoustictavern.com | Edison Inn 5829 Cains Ct., Edison • (360) 766-6266 | Glow 202 E. Holly St. • 734-3305 | Graham’s Restaurant 9989 Mount Baker Hwy., Glacier • (360) 599-3663 | H20, 314 Commercial Ave., Anacortes • (360) 755-3956 | Honey Moon 1053 N State St. • 734-0728 | Kulshan Brewery 2238 James St. • 389-5348 | Make.Shift Art Space 306 Flora St. • 389-3569 | Lighthouse Bar & Grill One Bellwether Way • ( 360) 392-3200 | Main Street Bar & Grill 2004 Main St., Ferndale • ( 360) 384-2982 | McKay’s Taphouse 1118 E. Maple St. • (360) 647-3600 | Nooksack River Casino 5048 Mt. Baker Hwy., Deming • (360) 354-7428 | Poppe’s 714 Lakeway Dr. • 671-1011 | Paso Del Norte 758 Peace Portal Dr. Blaine • (360) 332-4045 | The Redlight 1017 N State St. • www.redlightwineandcoffee.com | Rockfish Grill 320 Commercial Ave., Anacortes • (360) 588-1720 | The Royal 208 E. Holly St. • 738-3701 | Rumors Cabaret 1119 Railroad Ave. • 671-1849 | The Shakedown 1212 N. State St. • www.shakedownbellingham.com | Silver Reef Casino 4876 Haxton Way, Ferndale • (360) 383-0777 | Skagit Valley Casino Resort 5984 N. Darrk Lane, Bow • (360) 724-7777 | Skylark’s Hidden Cafe 1300 11th St. • 715-3642 | Swinomish Casino 12885 Casino Dr., Anacortes • (888) 288-8883 |Temple Bar 306 W. Champion St. • 676-8660 | The Underground 211 E. Chestnut St. • 738-3701 | Underground Coffeehouse Viking Union 3rd Floor, WWU | Village Inn Pub 3020 Northwest Ave. • 734-2490 | Washington Sips 608 1st. St., La Conner • (360)399-1037 | Wild Buffalo 208 W. Holly St. • www.wildbuffalo.net | To get your live music listings included in this esteemed newsprint, send info to clubs@cascadiaweekly.com. Deadlines are always at 5pm Friday. CASCADIA WEEKLY See below for venue addresses and phone numbers B-BOARD 28 musicvenues 25 FOOD 34 film CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.08 10.23.13 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 8 CURRENTS 10 WORDS 16 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 B-BOARD 28 MOVIE REVIEWS › › SHOWTIMES 26 REVIEWED BY STEPHEN DALTON The Wicker Man THE FINAL CUT eturning in a new restoration to mark its 40th anniversary, The Wicker Man is a cult classic of left-field British horror whose reputation has only deepened over the decades. The film’s most obvious cheerleaders in contemporary cinema are Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright—who paid indirect homage in their fanboy genre spoof Hot Fuzz—as well as the acclaimed comedy thriller director Ben Wheatley, who tapped a similar seam of pagan weirdness in Kill List and Sightseers. Teasingly dubbed The Final Cut, this latest digitally restored edit returns to theaters later just in time for Halloween. Loosely inspired by David Pinner’s novel Ritual, which itself began as a rejected screenplay for Death Wish director Michael Winner, the script was written by Sleuth author Anthony Shaffer and directed by young first-timer Robin Hardy. TV tough guy Edward Woodward, later to find U.S. fame as The Equalizer, plays Howie, a straitlaced and devoutly Christian policeman investigating the apparent ritual murder of a young girl on a remote Scottish island, which is run as a kind of giant free-love hippie commune by the saturnine Lord Summerisle (Christopher Lee). Thwarted at every turn by the cheerfully unhelpful islanders, whose pagan worship of nudity and sexuality arouses conflicted passions inside him, Howie learns too late that he has been lured into a terrifying trap. R Initially an obscure midnight movie, The Wicker Man has become more culturally resonant during its 40-year afterlife. The notion of a spiritually inclined death cult run by a charismatic guru has since acquired plenty of real-life parallels, from Jim Jones to David Koresh to Osama Bin Laden. The film’s spellbinding score of haunted folk ballads, composed and arranged by transplanted American songwriter Paul Giovanni, has also earned evergreen cool status among generations of bearded acoustic hipsters. In some scenes it feels like a psychedelic hippie musical, in others a creepy soft-porn thriller. Watched today, however, some of the performances look comically hammy. Lee is the chief offender here, closely followed by Lindsay Kemp—former mentor and lover of David Bowie—as a camp pub landlord. While the picturesque Scottish locations are authentic, the locals speak a preposterous polyglot gumbo of accents. The colorful cast of unlikely Celts includes Swedish starlet Britt Ekland, Australianborn Diane Cilento, and Polish horror- movie veteran Ingrid Pitt. A commercial flop on British cinema screens back in 1973, The Wicker Man began its slow journey to global cult status in the United States. Having acquired the film as part of the ailing studio British Lion, EMI unceremoniously hacked down Hardy’s original edit from 102 to 88 minutes for U.K. release as the B-picture in a double bill with Nicolas Roeg’s Don’t Look Now. But across the Atlantic, the film received positive interest from the legendary cult movie mogul Roger Corman. Warner Bros. marketed it unsuccessfully to drive-in audiences, then sold the rights to a smaller connoisseur outfit called Abraxas, who worked with Hardy to restore the film back to a near-complete 94-minute cut. Finally re-released to critical acclaim in 1979, it was dubbed “the Citizen Kane of horror movies” by Cinefantastique magazine. Over the decades, The Wicker Man has accumulated its own potent mythology, including oft-repeated claims that the elusive full original negative had been buried in the concrete foundations of an English motorway. Hardy insists these nonsensical rumors originated with EMI as a fanciful excuse for losing the negative. The film’s reputation even survived Neil Labute’s disastrous 2006 U.S. remake, starring Nicolas Cage and set on a matriarchal island commune off the Pacific Northwest coast, which was fatally low on tension and bombed at the box office. In assembling this latest restoration, the current rights-holders Studiocanal tracked down a print in the Harvard Film Archive that once belonged to Corman. This print became the source of several long-missing scenes that have now been reinstalled into the shorter U.K. theatrical cut, expanding it to 94 minutes. The most significant revived scene is Howie’s first sighting of Lord Summerisle, performing the erotic ballad “Gentle Johnny” under Ekland’s bedroom window, and reciting Walt Whitman lines over close-up scenes of copulating snails. Of the brief early sequences set on the Scottish mainland, Howie’s thematically significant church scene remains, while the superfluous police station section has been dropped with Hardy’s blessing. As any serious fan will tell you, none of the restored footage is new material, all of it having appeared in previous edits. But Hardy is claiming this latest remix is as close to definitive as possible, and concedes his long-lost 102-minute “Director’s Cut” is most likely gone forever. The cleaned-up picture and sound mix is not perfect, with some grainy third-generation transfers, but scenes struck from the original negative look as crisp as if they were shot yesterday. Most importantly, The Wicker Man retains its occult power, and remains as bizarre and bewitching a fable as when it first appeared four decades ago. Once seen, never forgotten. The Counselor: Written by arguably the best author alive, Cormac McCarthy, and starring Brad Pitt, Michael Fassbender, Javier Bardem, and Penelope Cruz, who even cares what this movie is about? +++ (R • 1 hr. 51 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. Doctober: Doctober rolls on in the form of the story of the 1985 government bombing of radical black power group MOVE (Let the Fire Burn), a film that follows the Seattle Sounders’ exciting 2012 season (American Football), a study of the ways in which practices like meditation and yoga can be used to treat all manner of mental and physical pain (Free the Mind), a harsh look at the price-gouging practices of pharmaceutical companies (Fire in the Blood), the tale of an artistic and marital relationship that spans 40 years (Cutie and the Boxer), the untold story of three top Nixon aides who were jailed in the aftermath of the Watergate scandal (Our Nixon), a vibrant portrait of France’s much more lively equivalent of BBC or NPR (La Maison De La Radio), and much more. Pickford Film Center: See www.pickfordfilmcenter. com for showtimes. Enzo Av itable Music Life: Jonathan Demme (Oscar-winning director of Silence of the Lambs, among other movies) is an avowed music nerd. His latest cinematic project sheds light on world musician Enzo Avitable, set against the breathtaking backdrop of Naples. +++++ (Unrated • 1 hr. 19 min.) Pickford Film Center/PFC’s Limelight: See www. pickfordfilmcenter.com for showtimes. Escape Plan: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone get together to out-action all other action movies. Too bad they fall short of the mark. ++ (R • 1 hr. 56 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. The Fifth Estate: Julian Assange, the subject of this fictionalized recounting of the WikiLeaks scandal, has torn this film’s alleged inaccuracies to shreds. He’s probably laughing at this movie’s poor box office returns as you read this. + (R • 2 hrs. 4 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. Grav ity: Without even seeing what the remainder of 2013 has to offer, I can say this will make my list for PEP PER SISTERS COOKING OUTSIDE THE BOX Open Nightly Except Monday 1055 N State St Grown Ups 2: It seems to me that real grownups would know a sequel to the first installment is a bad idea. If you persist in acting like a child, Hollywood, then that’s how we’ll treat you. You’re grounded. Go to your room. + (PG-13 • 1 hr. 41 min.) Bellis Fair: 12:00 | 3:00 | 5:15 | 8:00 Inequality for All: Robert Reich, a tiny man with a giant mind, is going to explain to you exactly why it’s bad that the richest few in America account for most of its wealth. +++++ (PG • 1 hr. 29 min.) Pickford Film Center: See www.pickfordfilmcenter. com for showtimes. Insidious: Chapter 2: More insidiouser than ever. ++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 45 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. Instructions Not Included: An Acapulco playboy finds a baby on his doorstep, and he embraces his newfound role as a parent while also stumbling into a new career as a Hollywood stuntman after moving to Los Angeles to search for the girl’s missing mother. +++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 55 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa: Johnny Knoxville dons a latex grandpa suit and sets off on a journey across America. Antics ensue. While this isn’t your typical Jackass movie, it follows enough of the formula for me to know that some gags are wildly funny while others fall flat. +++ (R • 1 hr. 33 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. Machete Kills: Oh, Machete. The only thing you’re Rush: Given the generally cheesy nature of Ron Howard’s films, it’s rare that I find myself wanting to see one of them. However, pretty much from the moment I laid eyes on the preview for this drama about the rivalry between two race-car drivers, I found myself transfixed. Opie may redeem himself yet. ++++ (R • 2 hrs. 3 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. Smur fs 2: This smurfin’ movie is full of smurfin’ smurfs who smurf around like mothersmurfers. + (PG • 1 hr. 45 min.) Bellis Fair: 12:45 | 3:45 The Summit: K2 is the second-highest mountain on Earth. This documentary details an August 2008 incident in which 24 people went up the mountain, but only half of them made it off alive in the deadliest incident in this unforgiving mountain’s history. +++++ (R • 1 hr. 35 min.) PFC’s Limelight See www.pickfordfilmcenter.com for showtimes. We’re the Millers: I cannot suspend my disbelief far enough to ever buy Jason Sudeikis as a pot dealer, Ed Helms as a drug kingpin or Jennifer Aniston as a stripper. + (R • 1 hr. 40 min.) Bellis Fair: 1:00 | 4:05 | 6:30 | 9:15 The Wicker Man: See review previous page. ++++ (R • 1 hr. 28 min.) Pickford Film Center: See www.pickfordfilmcenter. com for showtimes. VOTE B-BOARD 28 FILM 26 MUSIC 22 ART 20 27 SINCE 1988 B’ham 671-3414 STAGE 18 Runner Runner: Don’t bother don’t bother. ++ (R • 1 hr. 31 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. GET OUT 16 Enough Said: After years of playing Tony Soprano on television, James Gandolfini had a whole second career as a leading man ahead of him when he died in June. This film, also starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus, shows just how promising that career would’ve been. +++++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 33 min.) Pickford Film Center: See www.pickfordfilmcenter. com for showtimes. the best films of the year. If Alfonso Cuaron is trying to become my favorite filmmaker, he’s going about it the right way. +++++ (PG-13 • 91 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. WORDS 16 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2: I was pretty surprised when this children’s book was adapted for the big screen. I am no less surprised that it somehow merits a sequel. ++ (PG • 1 hr. 35 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. Don Jon: This movie was written and directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who also stars in it. I find him to be a versatile, engaging, smart actor and will continue to do so despite being ridiculed for my opinion. ++++ (R • 1 hr. 29 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. Riddick: With eyes that shine brighter than any laser cat, Vin Diesel reprises the role that made him famous(ish). +++ (R • 1 hr. 59 min.) Bellis Fair: 5:50 | 8:30 CURRENTS 10 Carr ie: The 1976 horror classic features a pair of Oscar-nominated performances by Sissy Spacek and Piper Laurie. I believe its working title was For the Love of God, I’m Good Enough. Please Resist the Urge to Remake Me. Forever. Naturally, here’s your remake. +++ (R • 1 hr. 32 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. THE COUNSELOR CASCADIA WEEKLY Captain Phillips: Alert the Academy, Tom Hanks is in full-on Oscar-baiting mode in this dramatic, basedon-actual-events recounting of a man caught between guns and more guns when he’s kidnapped at sea by Somali pirates. ++++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 13 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. Planes: Despite the presence of John Lasseter and the fact that it’s a spinoff of the Cars franchise, this is not a Pixar film. +++ (PG • 1 hr. 32 min.) Bellis Fair: 12:15 | 3:15 | 5:30 | 8:15 VIEWS 8 Perc y Jackson: Sea of Monsters: Another installment in a second-tier film franchise that I’d all but forgotten about. + (PG • 1 hr. 50 min.) Bellis Fair: 12:30 | 3:30 Bleedingham: If it’s homegrown horror films you’re looking for, Bleedingham is the annual event for you. Come see what scary stuff your neighbors have been up to. ++++ (Unrated • 1 hr. 30 min.) Pickford Film Center Oct. 26 @ 9:00 MAIL 4 Monsters University: The prequel to Monsters, Inc.—if these monsters don’t graduate with a ton of student-loan debt and no job prospects I’m going to think this Pixar story isn’t very true to life. ++++ (G • 1 hr. 42 min.) Bellis Fair: 1:15 | 4:00 | 6:25 | 8:50 2 Guns: Buddy movies can either be entertaining or totally terrible. This one stars Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg, so even if everything else about the movie is bad, those two are sure to be pretty darn good. +++ (R • 1 hr. 49 min.) Bellis Fair: 6:05 | 9:00 DO IT 2 FILM SHORTS 10.23.13 killing here is Danny Trejo’s movie career. + (R • 1 hr. 48 min.) Barkley Village: See www.fandango.com for showtimes. #43.08 BY CAREY ROSS FOOD 34 film ›› showtimes claytonpetree.com 3DLGIRUE\&OD\WRQ)RU&RXQFLO 32%R[%HOOLQJKDP:$ bulletinboard 100 MIND & BODY “Take Control of Your Hormonal Health” with certified nutritionist Jim Ehmke from 6:30-8:30pm Wednesday, Oct. 23 at the Cordata Community Food Co-op, 315 Westerly Rd. Entry is $5. More info: www.communityfood.coop Master Fu Wei Zhong leads a “Zen Healing and Sudden Enlightenment” workshop from 6:30-8:30pm Thursday, Oct. 24 at the Community Food Co-op, 1220 N. Forest St. Donations will be accepted at the class; please register in advance. More info: 734-8158 or www.communityfood.coop “Complementary Medicine in Whatcom County” will be the focus of a United for National Healthcare presentation from 7-9pm Thursday, Oct. 24 at St. Luke’s Community Health Education Center, 3333 Squalicum Pkwy. Complementary medical practitioners will discuss how they are integrating their work with mainstream medicine to promote the best healthcare for Whatcom County. Entry is free. More info: www.unitedforhealthcare.org Therapist Hal Pullin focuses on couples’ conflict resolution at a “Jack & Jill and Happiness Hill” workshop at 1pm Saturday, Oct. 26 at Mount Vernon’s Skagit Valley Food Co-op. The class will center around Pullin’s latest 100 MIND & BODY book of the same name. Register in advance for the free workshop. More info: www. skagitcoop.com ANNUAL PARTY SAVE THE DATE Friday, Nov. 8 6-9 pm The Leopold Ballroom 1224 Cornwall Ave. Everyone Welcome Free for Members! Refreshments Revelry Gratitude Family Fun 360-671-5600 www.KulshanCLT.org FOOD ADDICTS ANONYMOUS MEETING 12 Step Program dedicated to food addiction 1 hr. Open Meeting, Mondays 7 pm Christ the King Community Church 4895 Birch Bay-Lynden Rd www.foodaddictsanonymous.com 100 MIND & BODY 100 MIND & BODY “The Power of Chant” will be the focus of a workshop with Simme Bobrosky at 6:30pm Monday, Oct. 28 at Mount Vernon’s Skagit Valley Food Co-op. No experience is necessary, just a willingness to use your voice to open your heart and allow spirit to move through you. Entry is free; register in advance. More info: www.skagitfoodcoop. com Hadea Tift of Skagit Community Acupuncture leads a discussion focusing on the the idea of an affordable wellness center being created to offer holistic care options and classes at 6:30pm Tuesday, Oct. 29 at Mount Vernon’s Skagit Valley Food Co-op. Community members and practitioners are welcome. Entry is free. More info: www. skagitfoodcoop.com Jeanell Innerarity leads a presentation focused on “Alchemy of the Womb: How to Transform ‘That Time of the Month’ into ‘I LOVE My Cycles’ in the Next Six Months” at 5:30pm Monday, Oct. 28 at Village Books, 1200 11th St. Entry is free and no registration is required. More info: www.villagebooks.com Attend a clairvoyant reading demonstration at a “Reading Hour” from 5:306:03pm Wednesday, Oct. 30 at Simply Spirit Reading and Healing Center, 1304 Meador Ave., B-11. No registration is required, and guests are invited to ask a question of the reader. Entry is $5. More info: www.simplyspiritcenter.com Mystique Grobe, ND, discusses where to draw the line on the “big bad three” in our diets at an “Alcohol, Sugar, Caffeine” discussion from 7-9pm Monday, Oct. 28 at the Community Food Co-op, 1220 N. Forest St. Entry is $5. More info: 734-8158 Bellingham Tennis Club owner and personal trainer and cycling coach Robin Robertson leads a “Thinner Next Year: Your Action Plan” presentation at 5:30pm Wednesday, Oct. 30 at Village Books, 1200 11th St. Entry is free. More info: www. villagebooks.com ENOUGH SAID (PG-13) 93m Starring James Gandolfini & Julia-Louis Dreyfus Fri: (4:20), 6:40, 8:50; Sat: (11:50 AM), 4:20, 6:40 Sun: (12:15), 4:40, 7:00, 9:15; Mon: (4:20), 9:00 Tue - Wed: (4:20), 6:40, 9:00; Thu: (4:20), 6:40 SPOOKY PICKS FOR YOUR HALLOWEEN: THE WICKER MAN (1973) 88m - 40th Anniversary! Britt Ekland? Ingrid Pitt? Creepy, ancient fertility rites? Cult classic, restored. Fri - Sun: 9:00; Mon: (1:50), 9:00; Tue & Wed: 9:00 Thu: 5:45, 9:00 BLEEDINGHAM FILM FEST 90m Sat: 9:00 - Local filmmakers get scary! 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Take your sweet time. Nibble slowly. Assume that each bite will offer a distinct new epiphany. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Do you have any interest in reworking—even revolutionizing—your relationship with the past? If so, the coming weeks will be an excellent time to do so. Cosmic forces will be on your side if you attempt any of the following actions: 1. Forgive yourself for your former failures and missteps. 2. Make atonement to anyone whom you hurt out of ignorance. 3. Reinterpret your life story to account for the ways that more recent events have changed the meaning of what happened long ago. 4. Resolve old business as thoroughly as you can. 5. Feel grateful for everyone who helped make you who you are today. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “As a bee seeks nectar from all kinds of flowers, seek teachings everywhere,” advises the Tibetan Buddhist holy text known as the Dzogchen Tantra. That’s your assignment, Virgo. Be a student 24 hours a day, seven days a week—yes, even while you’re sleeping. (Maybe you could go to school in your dreams.) Regard every experience as an opportunity to learn something new and unexpected. Be ready to rejoice in all the revelations, both subtle and dramatic, that will nudge you to adjust your theories and change your mind. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Have you thought about launching a crowdfunding campaign for your pet project? The coming weeks might be a good time. Have you fantasized about getting involved in an organization that will help save the world even as it feeds your dreams to become the person you want to be? Do it! Would you consider hatching a benevolent conspiracy that will serve as an antidote to an evil conspiracy? Now is the time. You’re in a phase of your astrological cycle when you have more power than usual to build alliances. Your specialties between now and December 1 will be to mobilize group energy and round up supporters and translate high ideals into practical actions. FOOD 34 B-BOARD 28 FILM 26 MUSIC 22 Thank you for choosing us Best Sushi! bluefinbellingham.com 102 S. Samish Way #105, Bellingham 360.752.2583 WESTERN WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY DEPARTMENT OF THEATRE presents OCTOBER 17-19 & 22-25 7:30 PM OCTOBER 20 2:00 PM $8 STUDENTS $10 SENIORS $12 GENERAL PAC MAINSTAGE THEATRE PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Right now you have a genius for escaping, for dodging, for eluding. That could be expressed relatively negatively or relatively positively. So for instance, I don’t recommend that you abscond from boring but crucial responsibilities. You shouldn’t ignore or stonewall people whose alliances with you are important to keep healthy. On the other hand, I encourage you to fly, fly away from onerous obligations that give you little in return. I will applaud your decision to blow off limitations that are enforced by neurotic habits, and I will celebrate your departure from energy-draining situations that manipulate your emotions. ART 20 GET OUT 16 Japanese Restaurant AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In 2008, writer Andrew Kessler hung out with scientists at NASA’s mission control as they looked for water on the planet Mars. Three years later, he published a book about his experiences, Martian Summer: Robot Arms, Cowboy Spacemen, and My 90 Days with the Phoenix Mars Mission. To promote sales, he opened a new bookstore that was filled with copies of just one book: his own. I suggest that you come up with a comparable plan to promote your own product, service, brand, or personality. The time is right to summon extra chutzpah as you expand your scope. STAGE 18 Blue Fin Sushi WORDS 16 waiting as mere passivity,” says author Sue Monk Kidd in her memoir. “When I looked it up in my dictionary, however, I found that the words ‘passive’ and ‘passion’ come from the same Latin root, pati, which means ‘to endure.’ Waiting is thus both passive and passionate. It’s a vibrant, contemplative work...It involves listening to disinherited voices within, facing the wounded holes in the soul, the denied and undiscovered, the places one lives falsely.” This is excellent counsel for you, Gemini. Are you devoted enough to refrain from leaping into action for now? Are you strong enough to bide your time? pitch blackness, all you can do is sit tight until your eyes get used to the dark.” That helpful advice appears in Norwegian Wood, a novel by Haruki Murakami. Now I’m passing it on to you, just in time for your cruise through the deepest, darkest phase of your cycle. When you first arrive, you may feel blind and dumb. Your surroundings might seem impenetrable and your next move unfathomable. But don’t worry. Refrain from drawing any conclusions whatsoever. Cultivate an empty mind and an innocent heart. Sooner or later, you will be able gather the clues you need to take wise action. CURRENTS 10 GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “I had tended to view SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “If you’re in 3DLGIRUE\&OD\WRQ)RU&RXQFLO 32%R[%HOOLQJKDP:$ claytonpetree.com VIEWS 8 pher Simone Weil described the following scene: “Two prisoners in adjoining cells communicate with each other by knocking on the wall. The wall is the thing which separates them but is also their means of communication.” This muted type of conversation is a useful metaphor for the current state of one of your important alliances, Taurus. That which separates you also connects you. But I’m wondering if it’s time to create a more direct link. Is it possible to bore a hole through the barrier between you so you can create a more intimate exchange? sessive, brooding, suspicious, demanding, and secretive, right? That’s what traditional astrologers say, isn’t it? Well, no, actually. I think that’s a misleading assessment. It’s true that some Scorpios are dominated by the qualities I named. But my research shows that those types of Scorpios are generally not attracted to reading my horoscopes. My Scorpios tend instead to be passionately focused, deeply thoughtful, smartly discerning, intensely committed to excellence, and devoted to understanding the complex truth. These are all assets that are especially important to draw on right now. The world has an extraordinarily urgent need for the talents of you evolved Scorpios. VOTE MAIL 4 TAURUS (April 20-May 20): French philoso- SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpios are ob- DO IT 2 ARIES (March 21-April 19): “I’m greedy,” says painter David Hockney, “but I’m not greedy for money—I think that can be a burden—I’m greedy for an exciting life.” According to my analysis, Aries, the cosmos is now giving you the go-ahead to cultivate Hockney’s style of greed. As you head out in quest of adventure, here’s an important piece of advice to keep in mind. Make sure you formulate an intention to seek out thrills that educate and inspire you rather than those that scare you and damage you. It’s up to you which kind you attract. 10.23.13 ASTROLOGY #43.08 FREE WILL LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don’t you wish your friends and loved ones would just somehow figure out what you want without you having to actually say it? Wouldn’t it be great if they were telepathic or could read your body language so well that they would surmise your secret thoughts? Here’s a news bulletin: IT AIN’T GOING TO HAPPEN! EVER! That’s why I recommend that you refrain from resenting people for not being mind-readers, and instead simply tell them point-blank what you’re dreaming about and yearning for. They may or may not be able to help you reach fulfillment, but at least they will be in possession of the precise information they need to make an informed decision. CASCADIA WEEKLY BY ROB BREZSNY written by PETER SHAFFER WARNING: Scenes contain nudity. Please, viewer discretion is advised. 31 Coming soon! 2014 Where the Locals Go! Coupon Book Choose local businesses taking action for a healthy community. CURRENTS 10 WORDS 16 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 B-BOARD 28 FOOD 34 rearEnd ›› comix Sudoku MAIL 4 VIEWS 8 HOW TO SUDOKU: Arrange the digits 1-9 in such a way that each digit occurs only once in each row, only once in each column, and only once in each box. Try it! CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.08 10.23.13 DO IT 2 4 9 2 8 Choosing The Leopold where downsizing means upsizing. Views of Bellingham Bay Independent Living 1 3 5 3 Views of Mt. Baker Assisted Living 1 Scenic Downtown Bellingham 32 Call us today for a tour. 360-733-3500 2 4 8 9 6 2 1 6 3 9 4 2 7 8 3 5 7 You look deep into a woman’s eyes and whisper those magical words: “I want to spend the rest of my month with you.” Well, long-term relationships aren’t for everyone. Along with the benefits come the tradeoffs, like having to give up the suspense and buzz of the new for the comfortable old slipper of stability. It’s okay to be unwilling to make that tradeoff, provided you aren’t just covering for a bunch of unexplored fears. The problem comes in letting women believe that you have the potential to be Mr. Right when you’re most likely Mr. Lite. Unfortunately, some will see your pattern of succumbing to Restless Boyfriend Syndrome as a challenge to domesticate you. To keep things from going ugly, you might gently remind them that you’re looking to be there for them in good times and good times—and that someday their prince will run. ©2013, Amy Alkon, all rights reserved. Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, #280, Santa Monica, CA 90405, or e-mail AdviceAmy@aol.com B-BOARD 28 FILM 26 MUSIC 22 ART 20 STAGE 18 GET OUT 16 WORDS 16 CURRENTS 10 VIEWS 8 I’m a 36-year-old guy who’s dated some great women but ended most of my relationships around the six-month mark. I wasn’t concerned about this until I was talking about how cool my girlfriend of two months is and my married buddy looked at his watch and said, “Yeah, bummer. Only got four more months of her.” I had a long relationship in my 20s, so I don’t think I fear intimacy or commitment. Do I need therapy? Or is this one of those things where, if you’re happy, you ignore the criticism? —The Transient MAIL 4 Here’s an ornery guy who’s probably spent much of the past 90 years convinced that women belong in the kitchen wearing ruffled aprons, baking pies and practicing saying, “Yes, dear.” Yeah, he’ll be changing—the direction his finger’s pointing when he looks at his daughter, gestures toward his closet, and says, “Could you go back in, change into a dress, and come out with a husband?” Your girlfriend can tell herself she’ll no longer be chasing her father’s approval, yet be running as fast as she can after it on the inside. It’s deepseated stuff, wanting your parents to approve of you, to appreciate who you are and love you for it, and it’s tough stuff knowing they don’t and probably never will. So as much as she might wish things were different and vow they’re going to be, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that her father still wears the pants in the family (even if he also wears the diapers). It’s probably tempting to go all onewoman gay pride march and picket the old goat’s bed: “We’re here! We’re queer! Get used to it!” (Or, later in the day, “We’re here! We’re queer! We need a beer!”) And if how your girlfriend handled the change of clothes—going sneaky to get her way—is a pattern, you two have a problem. But maybe she was just desperate to keep her time with him from being conflict-filled and awful and couldn’t bear to do battle SOUL MITE DO IT 2 I went to meet my girlfriend’s 90-year-old father. They have a conflicted relationship. He doesn’t “agree” with his daughter’s homosexuality, generally looks down on women and believes they should be helpful, nice, pretty and married to men. When we got to his upscale senior living facility a few hours away, I jokingly asked my girlfriend whether I should change out of my jean shorts and into dress pants. She said yes, and I said, “I don’t have those; are you serious?” She then pulled out a “nice outfit” she’d brought for me. I felt angry that she’d sneaked this on me. I felt even angrier meeting her father, who barely acknowledged my existence and didn’t notice this “nice outfit” I ended up putting on. Should I remind my girlfriend that she no longer chases her father’s approval? Tell her I certainly will not? — Steaming 10.23.13 GOLDEN POND SCUM #43.08 THE ADVICE GODDESS with you right before facing her father’s disapproving looks because the man of her dreams is a woman. Her father is grazing 100 and will be dead soon; doing what you can to relieve your girlfriend’s stress when she sees him isn’t exactly the equivalent of bringing a plate of cookies out to the Westboro Baptist Church marchers. Consider telling her that you know how hard visiting him is for her and, in the future, she should just tell you what she needs from you to make things easier. Hearing this will probably make her melt into a pool of love for you and inspire her to extend herself when it means a lot to you. Sure, it’s unhealthy to always be in the habit of muzzling your beliefs, but there are times to stand up for them and there’s sometimes a time to just crawl into the back seat and put on those “nice pants” your girlfriend brought for you. CASCADIA WEEKLY BY AMY ALKON FOOD 34 rearEnd ›› comix 33 doit FOOD 34 34 FOOD chow B-BOARD 28 RECIPES REVIEWS WED., OCT. 23 HOMEMADE YOGURT: Learn the basic methods and equipment used for making yogurt at a “Homemade Yogurt” class with Katharine Isserlis from 6:30-8:30pm at Gretchen’s Kitchen, 509 S. First St., Mount Vernon. Cost is $30. WWW.GRETCHENSKITCHEN.COM PROF I L ES THURS., OCT. 24 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 At the second slaughter last summer, the entire crew was back in full force. This time, I stuck around to get a closer look at the process. And, while I wasn’t the one breaking the necks of the rabbits and skinning them, my admiration for those doing the culling grew exponentially. “Don’t you want to try it?” one of the crew asked as they saw me closely watching them. “No thanks,” I replied, “but I’ll be happy to make you dinner.” recipe WWW.COMMONTHREADSFARM.ORG MEXICAN K ITCHEN: Ana Jackson helms a “Mexican Kitchen: Mole” course from 6-9pm at the Cordata Community Food Co-op, 315 Westerly Rd. Entry is $39. 383-3200 SAT., OCT. 26 COMMUNIT Y MEAL: All are welcome at the bimonthly Community Meal from 10am-12pm at the United Church of Ferndale, 2034 Washington St. Entry is free. 384-1422 GET OUT 16 ANACORTES MARKE T: Drop by the final Anacortes Farmers Market of the season from 9am-2pm at the Depot Arts Center, 611 R Ave. WWW.ANACORTESFARMERSMARKET.ORG BELLINGHAM FARMERS MARKE T: The Bellingham Farmers Market can be visited from 10am-3pm every Saturday through Dec. 21 at the Depot Market Square, 1100 Railroad Ave. WORDS 16 CURRENTS 10 VIEWS 8 MAIL 4 DO IT 2 10.23.13 #43.08 CASCADIA WEEKLY 34 SCHOOL HARVEST DINNER: Enjoy a kid-grown, kid-prepared meal at the fourth annual School Garden Harvest Dinner at 6pm at Whatcom Middle School, 810 Halleck St. All are welcome; please RSVP. Suggested minimum donation is $5. WWW.BELLINGHAMFARMERS.ORG BY AMY KEPFERLE Run, Rabbit, Run A HARE-RAISING TALE hen my boyfriend first suggested we raise rabbits for meat, I had to pause for a few days before agreeing to the endeavor. While we’d already been raising egg-laying chickens for a couple of years before adding bunny hutches to the mix, I’d never chopped off the heads of our hens and stewed their carcasses in a pot—nor did I want to. The rabbits, on the other hand, would be purchased with slaughter in mind. After doing some research and discovering that putting rabbit on the menu results in a lean meat that serves as a healthful and nutritious alternative to beef and pork, I told my guy he had my blessing to go ahead with the food project. I also told him I’d help feed the furry critters and would be happy to prepare the meat, but would make myself scarce when it came time to end their lives. It took us a few months before the Flemish meat rabbits we purchased were old enough to sire offspring, but eventually we had a hutch full of plump young rabbits that were growing at a scary rate. And, in early December, it was finally time to make them dinner. After an afternoon of Christmas shopping, I returned home to find the culling crew—my boyfriend and a few friends who either had experience slaughtering rabbits or were looking to get it— eating fresh meat off the grill. One friend had a tear-shaped blood splatter on her face, and she told me the experience she’d had that afternoon had changed the way she looked at food forever. She was elated. Later that night, we all sat around the table eating some of the best stew I’ve ever had in my life. W STEWED RABBIT OR SQUIRREL —From www.cooks.com INGREDIENTS 2 or 3 mature rabbits or squirrels (dressed) 6 medium carrots (cut into chunks) 1 large onion (thick sliced) 1 tbsp salt 2 tsp coarse ground black pepper 1 bay leaf 1 tsp thyme 2 quarts boiling water 4 tbsp butter 4 tbsp flour 2 cups stock RECIPE DIRECTIONS: Cut rabbits or squirrels into serving pieces and place in stew pot or Dutch oven. Add carrots, onion, bay leaf, thyme, salt and pepper. Cover with boiling water. Bring back to a boil and reduce heat. Cover and simmer until meat is tender. Remove meat and set aside. Drain off two cups of the stock. In a skillet or saucepan, melt butter over low heat. Remove from burner. Stir flour into butter until thoroughly combined and the consistency of paste. Stir in the two cups of stock until smooth. Return to medium-high heat and cook, stirring constantly to boiling. Continue cooking until thickened (about one minute). Pour over meat. 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