Oct 10 - Cascadia Weekly
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Oct 10 - Cascadia Weekly
c a s c a d i a TROOPS HOME NOW!: COUNCIL CONSIDERS MILITARY WITHDRAWAL, P. 4 RAGE AGAINST REPUBLICANS: STEVE HOOD IS MAD AS HELL, P. 7 Reporting from the heart of Cascadia | 10/04/06 | 1.30 | FREE Bo est ELLINGHAM B 2006 OUR READERS’ FAVORITES ARBOR DAY: SMOOCH A TREE AT ELIZABETH PARK, P. 2 ART ALERT: GALLERY WALK AND STUDIO TOUR, P. 21 BEACH BENEFIT: Surfriders concert makes waves, P. 23 Do IT it 33 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 DO Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 2 GEOLOGY 101: There are two types of rocks in this world... a) Those you’ve climbed. b) Those you haven’t. New Hours Sat - Wed 10 to 6 Thurs - Fri 10 to 7 214 W. Holly Downtown Bellingham 360.543.5678 Fair Trade Gifts & Decor BACK TO SCHOOL BED SALE! Newport-Pine Platform Starting at $279.00 10 yr Full Warranty WITH Haven Pillow Top ial c e p S r e b Octo ery t t o P f f o 25% re & Furnitu Queen Mattress… $329.00 Full Mattress… $229.00 mention Manhattan – Birch Futon $279.00 with 6" mattress… $379.00 Timberline – Pine Futon $199.00 with 6" mattress… $299.00 recieve a this ad to a / latte 99¢ moch Denman – Metal Futon $99.00 with 6" mattress… $199.00 Denali Twin… $99.00 Full… $119.00 Queen… $129 King…$139.00 ea. piece ea. piece ea. piece ea. piece 2711 Meridian Street (south of Haggen’s across the street) Bellingham Tues - Sat, 10-6 4220 Guide Meridian Across from Pro Golf Discount 360-752-3233 WEDNESDAY On Stage Evita: 7:30pm, Claire vg Thomas Theatre, Lynden Words Barry Lopez: 7:30pm, Village Books Spoken Word Wednesday: 8pm, Stuart’s at the Market Poetry Night: 7pm, Village Books Visual Arts Small Endeavors Exhibit Opening: 10am-5pm, Roeder Home 05 THURSDAY Words Serial Killers: 8pm and 10pm, iDiOM Theater You Can’t Take It With You: 7:30pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild Heidi: 7:30pm, Barn Theatre, Sudden Valley Evita: 7:30pm, Claire vg Thomas Theatre, Lynden Narabov: 7:30pm and 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Ryan Stiles & Friends: 7pm, Lincoln Theatre, Mount Vernon Family Stories: 8pm, Bellingham Public Market David Wallenchinsky: 5pm, Village Books Steve Hendricks: 7:30pm, Village Books That One Curve: 7:30pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center Folkdance Party: 8-11pm, Fairhaven Public Library Banat Sahar: 7pm, Boundary Bay Brewery Music Blue Scholars, Common Market: 7pm, Viking Union, WWU Luci Shaw: 7:30pm, Village Books Community Nonviolent Communication Workshop: 7-9pm, Garden Street Family Support Center Seattle Pro Musica: 7:30pm, Maple Hall, La Connor Words Used Book Sale: 10am-5pm, Lynden Library Janet Bland: 7:30pm, Village Books Dance The Lonesome West: 8pm, iDiOM Theater Theatresports: 7:30pm and 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre You Can’t Take It With You: 7:30pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild Heidi: 7:30pm, Barn Theatre, Sudden Valley Evita: 7:30pm, Claire vg Thomas Theatre, Lynden Fiddler on the Roof: 7:30pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Carmen: 7:30pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon Sarakasi: 8pm, Mount Baker Theatre That One Curve: 7:30pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center Public Dance Party: 9-11pm, U & Me Dance Contra Dance: 7:30-11pm, Fairhaven Library Improvisational comedy gets an international fl air when Slovenia’s Narabov takes to the stage Oct. 5 at the Upfront Theatre Pay homage to the season’s bounty Oct. 7 at a Harvest Celebration at Hovander Homestead Park or throughout the day at the Whidbey Island Farm Tour Community Bellingham Farmers Market: 10am3pm, Depot Market Square Harvest Celebration: 2-6pm, Hovander Homestead Park, Ferndale Farm Tour: 10am-4pm, Whidbey Island Salmon Dinner: 5pm, Bellingham Senior Center more info: 676-1450. Solar Tour: 10am-4pm, various locations Chinese Moon Festival: 6-8pm, Fairhaven Village Green Model Railroad Show: 9am-5pm, Northwest Washington Fairgrounds Visual Arts Whatcom Artists Studio Tour: 10am5pm, throughout Whatcom County Plein Air Paint Out: 10am-3pm, throughout Bellingham Exhibit Talk & Performance: 4pm, Lucia Douglas Gallery Africa’s Sarakasi brings acrobatics, circus skills and dance to town for your viewing pleasure—and cultural enhancement, natch—Oct. 6 at the Mount Baker Theatre 08 09 On Stage Words You Can’t Take it With You: 2pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild Fiddler on the Roof: 2pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Carmen: 2pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon Craig Lesley: 7:30pm, Village Books Poetry Night: 8pm, Fantasia Espresso Dance Community The Men of Las Vegas: 4pm and 8pm, Skagit Valley Casino, Bow World Issue Forum: 7pm, Co-op Connections Building Music 10 SUNDAY Whatcom Chorale: 3pm, First Congregational Church Dan Sabo: 3pm, house concert Words Kirtan: 6:30pm, Everybody’s Yoga For more event information, see complete listings starting on p.19 TUESDAY Words Community William Taylor: 12pm, Coppa Jane Poynton: 7:30pm, Village Books Visual Arts Visual Arts MONDAY Laura Kalpakian: 5pm, Village Books Model Railroad Show: 10am-4pm, Northwest Washington Fairgrounds Open House: 1-4pm, Pickett House Music Gallery Walk: 7-10pm, downtown Bellingham I You Can’t Take It With You: 7:30pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild The Lonesome West: 8pm, iDiOM Theater Theatresports: 7:30pm and 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Heidi: 7:30pm, Barn Theatre, Sudden Valley Fiddler On the Roof: 7:30pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Evita: 7:30pm, Claire vg Thomas Theatre, Lynden Carmen: 7:30pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon Words On Stage D On Stage Domestic Violence Awareness Vigil: 6pm, Whatcom County Courthouse Fall Soapbox Series: 6:30pm, YWCA Ballroom Travelogue Series: 7pm, Bellingham Public Library FRIDAY it A SATURDAY Community 06 | do C 07 Dance On Stage plan it S Whatcom Artists Studio Tour: 10am-5pm, throughout Whatcom County Plein Air Paint Out: 10am-3pm, throughout Bellingham Rodin Talk: 2pm, Whatcom Museum Community Crystal Alchemy: 7:30pm, Wise Awakening Send event information to A Do IT it 33 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 DO 04 post it A Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 clip it C calendar@cascadiaweekly. com 3 Do it 3 | LETTERS Letters & Views VIEWS 4-7 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 INSIDE Cascadia Weekly: Phone/FAX 360.647.8200 table of contents Editorial credits Editor & Publisher: Tim Johnson ext 260 { editor@ cascadiaweekly.com Photo by Emily Weiner A sand sculpture of three dolphins holding a silver ball, sculpted by a team from Bellingham Cold Storage, won the Sand in the City competition at Squalicum Harbor Sept. 29, presented by the Port of Bellingham and the Northwest Discovery Project Runners up were VECO USA and Larrabee Springs. 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Please keep letters shorter than 300 words. c a s c a d i a TROOPS HOME NOW!: COUNCIL CONSIDERS MILITARY WITHDRAWAL, P. 4 RAGE AGAINST REPUBLICANS: STEVE HOOD IS MAD AS HELL, P. 7 Reporting from the heart of Cascadia | 10/04/06 | 1.30 | FREE Bo est BELLINGHAM 2006 OUR READERS’ FAVORITES ARBOR DAY: SMOOCH A TREE AT ELIZABETH PARK, P. 2 ART ALERT: GALLERY WALK AND STUDIO TOUR, P. 21 BEACH BENEFIT: Surfriders concert makes waves, P. 23 Newspaper Advisory Group: Yvonne Cartwright Bianchi, Robert Hall, Seth Murphy, Michael Petryni, David Syre 4 letters Contact Cover: Photo of Bellingham’s Best Celebrity Ryan Stiles by Beckie Rosillo Impacts need to be considered Last week’s Gristle described the Southside as the “city’s most elitist and NIMBYish neighborhood.” Before we take exception to this statement, we would like to make a couple of clarifications. First, according to the City’s definition of its 23 neighborhoods, the Southside is a coalition of neighborhoods, not a neighborhood. Second, Chuckanut Ridge is totally contained within the South Neighborhood. The South Neighborhood consists of 799 dwelling units located in the area south of Old Fairhaven Parkway to the city limits, west of I-5, east of Chuckanut Drive/14th Street, and includes all of Chuckanut Village. More than two-thirds of our neighbors reside in multifamily units. The remainder lives in relatively modest single-family homes. South Neighborhood is not an elitist neighborhood. Although, as a neighborhood, our strong preference has been to preserve the Chuckanut Ridge area, we recognize that development may eventually proceed. The current Fairhaven Highlands plan for 749 units will nearly letters double the population of our neighborhood. The South Neighborhood Association Board has requested and continues to request an updated Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) before the project is approved. An EIS will investigate the effects of the project on environmentally sensitive areas, schools, police and fire protection, bicycle and pedestrian safety, transportation and traffic. An EIS will provide critical information for development decisions and an opportunity for neighborhood input. In addition, an EIS will provide the planning department with a basis to maximize the development set aside for trails, wetlands and buffers, and may even provide a rationale to reduce the scale of the project. The Fairhaven Highlands development will be the largest development project in Bellingham’s history and we believe that a proper investigation of its impact on the South Neighborhood and the Southside should be completed prior to its approval. —Steve Wilson, President, South Neighborhood Association Board of Directors; Paul Olmstead, Vice President, South Neighborhood Association Board of Directors Worst of B’ham: Logo of Subdued Excitement The City of Bellingham reportedly paid $20-$25,000 for its new logo produced by a Seattle firm, after a number of bids from local graphic artists were rejected. “It is a symbol of our organization, providing instant identification and forming the basis of our business communications,” Mayor Mark Asmundson explained. City employees described Bellingham’s new identity: “Four bold sections in the ripples of water represent the four towns coming together to form today’s Bellingham...” “Far reaching, looking toward the future..” “A growing, dynamic community...” “Water and Mount Baker are essential icons of Bellingham. This displays them both in graphic representations that have multiple meanings.” Our panel’s take: “Shallow pond ripples near monolithic development symbolize nation’s worst housing market...” “Rooftops obliterate COB’s former logo of bay and mountain views...” “Ripples = ‘piss on $25,000.’” Send your comments to letters@cascadiaweekly.com Interview by Tim Johnson Q&A: Troops Home Terry Bornemann brought forward a resolution to Bellingham City Council that would urge the United States Congress to withdraw all military personnel from Iraq. Council heard hours of public comment at a recent meeting on the resolution and may consider adopting the resolution at council’s regular Oct. 9 meeting. Q: In a nutshell, what’s this resolution intended to do? A: This resolution is intended to add our voices to a growing number of municipalities who feel it is necessary to stand up to the federal government on behalf of our constituents in voicing objection to the war in Iraq. It is clear that the Bush administration, as well as some of our own local federal representatives are dismissing individual voices. Perhaps by joining voices in a City resolution and joining with other municipalities, we will be heard. Q: Why did you bring this resolution forward to the council? A: I brought this resolution forward on behalf of the Troops Home Now! Committee. I had met with committee members and was very impressed by their commitment, particularly the parents of military personnel who served in Iraq. I also felt it was the right thing to do. As a Vietnam veteran who lost too many friends in that war, I am particularly sensitive to the concerns of parents and military personnel attempting to bring an end to an unnecessary, questionably legal, military occupation of a country engaged in civil war. Q: Critics have said this is not an issue that is within City Council’s scope and that, in effect, Bellingham should “mind its own business.” What’s your response? A: I say this is about our business. This military occupation directly affects | letters our citizens and our economy. It is our sons and daughters, our brothers and sisters, who are called on to fight and to die in this “war.” It is not the sons and daughters or grandchildren of Bush, Chaney, Rumsfeld, or other members who call the shots who will fight and maybe die. The decisions are made on the federal level; the effects are felt on the local level. Sometimes people need to be reminded that all politics are local. The money that has been wasted on this invasion of Iraq is money that could have gone to many local projects. We have felt the loss of funding in programs related to housing, education, public works, social services and public safety. How can this not be a local concern? Q: Why don’t people just take their remarks to Washington, D.C.? A: Many of the individuals supporting this resolution have taken their remarks to Washington, D.C. and have been dismissed. They have not felt heard. Sometimes an individual voice in a crowd is not heard, but when that voice is joined by many voices it is hard to ignore. We are trying to join those many voices into a roar. Q: Your colleague Gene Knutson said he thought the meeting was one of the most powerful and productive of any held during his time in office. Why, do you suppose, he felt that way? Do you feel council “squandered its time?” A: This was one of the most powerful meetings we have held because of the intensity and personal nature of the testimony. We had parents of children who were killed in Iraq testifying. We had a sister of a soldier killed in Iraq, a young man who would have celebrated his 26th birthday that week. We had parents of children who are currently serving in Iraq. We had individuals who served in other wars who have still not recovered from the effects of their trauma. There were individuals who we thought were probably there to testify against the resolution that did just the opposite, and asked us to please help bring the troops home. I think most of the Council felt the way Gene felt. I know I did. Did we “squander our time?” This helped fill a need in the community for people who feel a need to be heard on this issue and who have not felt heard. One of our jobs as council members is to listen to our constituents. We were listening. 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Gerald Cantor Foundation .#.,-!) %(The Spirit of War !-%&,-!")+!+)(3! 51 515+%,( !+& (-)+).( -%)( .#.,- !!'!+ Special Events: Oct. 15, 22, 29 Whatcom Museum of History & Art .!,.(())(*' +),*!--+!!- 4 0000$-)''.,!.')+# $%,!1$%%-%)(%,)+#(%3! ( ' !*),,%&!2 -$!+%,( !+& (-)+).( -%)( *)(,)+,$%*,.**)+-*+)/% ! 2!&&%(#$'+-,)''%,,%)( ( )())$%&&%*,!+( &!!"%(!+2 POWER PLAY: A five-year electricity deal with the federal Bonneville Power Administration has helped usher in the hire of 170 additional people to operate a second production line at the Alcoa Intalco Works in Ferndale. New hires will join 450 already working at the plant when the second potline begins operating during the first half of 2007. A potline—a series of pots of molten metal—is the process by which aluminum is manufactured. The new line will increase production by 7,500 metric tons a month, bringing total production to about 180,000 metric tons per year, according to Alcoa officials. The plant shut down its second potline after BPA threatened to nudge rates beyond Intalco’s ability to profitably operate. The announcement was met with cheers from Ferndale smelter workers and their families who gathered at the plant on Saturday to celebrate its 40th anniversary. As recently as 2001, Intalco provided about 900 family-wage jobs here. But the Enron-inspired “energy crisis” of that year crippled the low-cost hydroelectric power that had been provided for decades by BPA. The smelter shut down for a year, then resumed production in 2002 at reduced output, as company executives and BPA officials struggled to find some way to keep that power-hungry industry in business without forcing other BPA ratepayers to absorb the hefty subsidy. Alcoa officials say they will be able to restart the line because of positive negotiations with BPA, coupled with favorable market conditions, a new labor contract and state tax-credit legislation. Eager as we are to crack into that first item, the Gristle will reference the last and offer praise to Representatives Doug Ericksen (RFerndale) and Kelli Linville (D-Bellingham) for their support of a 2004 tax relief package that kept the state’s aluminum smelters operating. That relief is set to sunset this year, just as new BPA deals are set to kick in. Last summer, Alcoa signed a power supply contract and an energy-cost reimbursement agreement with BPA that enables Alcoa and other Pacific Northwest aluminum companies to receive federal cash payments instead of a continued supply of ratepayer-subsidized low-cost hydroelectric power. Alcoa spokesman Kevin Lowery described the agreement signed in June as a “bridge” that will allow Alcoa to keep running the Ferndale plant for the next five years. In 2011, Alcoa hopes to be able to buy cost-based power from a restructured BPA, he said. To understand that restructure, one must recognize that Bonneville Power, that tremendous public works project, is one last, great symbol that America was a society long before it became a mail drop for corporate profiteering and wealth transfer from the public to the private sector. We the people of the Pacific Northwest built it, fed it, used it to our economic advantage. Yet as a symbol of the confident, potent federalism of a more bold and visionary era, Bonneville is scheduled to be kicked to pieces by the current Administration of cowboy oilmen and privatization zealots. Like the chaos and carnage in the federal response to Hurri- the gristle By Steve Hood Get Mad As Hell The price of freedom is vigilance the Republicans gained control of the We all know that politicians are U.S. Congress. constantly tempted by corruption, no matter what party they belong to. What many Americans still haven’t understood is that today’s Republican corruption is deeper and broader than this country has ever experienced before. Republicans have stolen the last three elections, and the majority of Americans are blissfully unaware. In 2000, Florida’s Republican Secretary of State views@ Katherine Harris, cascadiaweekly.com under orders from Jeb Bush, helped to give the election to George Bush by purging 57,000 voters, overwhelmingly black and Hispanic, because they were supposedly felons. The problem was, 90 percent of those voters were not felons at all. The vote was so close in Florida, Harris’ tricks may very well have made the crucial difference. But Harris didn’t work alone. There was also plenty of voter intimidation and various other dirty tricks. Then the U.S. Supreme Court violated the basic procedural mechanics of Florida state law, federal law, Supreme Court precedent, and Constitutional law when it stopped the recount of votes. Then, in 2002, Tom DeLay illegally redistricted the voting precincts in Texas, gerrymandering the districts to favor Republicans, and thus he was able to gain six Republican seats in the U.S. House of Representatives. As a result, The thoroughly corrupt Supreme Court then let DeLay off the hook, even though Texas law clearly states that redistricting is only supposed to be done every 10 years, and DeLay did it after only two. Then in 2004, Ohio’s Republican Secretary of State Kenneth Blackwell pulled the same kind of stunts as Katherine Harris, only he was much more aggressive about it. Blackwell contributed to the Republican theft of the 2004 presidential election, but like Harris, he was not alone. Reports of massive voting machine problems and voter disenfranchisement have come from states all over the country. Too many people in America are so naive they believe that tyranny could never come to our great nation. Too many people think our country is just so wonderful, it can’t happen here. But guess what? It is happening here. Bush has claimed several times that he is above the law, which is something no president has ever done before, during war time or otherwise. With only a few courageous exceptions, our mass media is ignoring the problem, just as it ignored the stolen elections, because Republicans favor Big Business, and most of our media is owned by Big Business. The parent corporations that own the television-station corporations make military hardware, and they profit from war. They profit from Republican tax cuts for the wealthy. They profit from Republican deregulation of corporations. So the media has failed us, and they Views expressed here are not necessarily those of Cascadia Weekly. Steve Hood is a Bellingham attorney and activist for the group Washington Public Campaigns, which is trying to bring publicly financed campaign elections to Washington State. cane Katrina, there is nothing accidental in the failures of BPA that now require “restructuring” by this Administration. Bonneville Power markets and distributes power from 31 federally owned hydroelectric dams and a few other publicly owned power generation facilities, providing about 45 percent of the Northwest’s electrical power through the region’s high-voltage grid. Consequently, BPA exerts a powerful infl uence on how the region meets its growing power needs, and on regional investment in energy efficiency and renewable energy. Bonneville also supplies a number of direct service industries (DSIs) like Intalco; however, years of corporate welfare oversubscribed the agency to provide energy beyond its supply. This plunged BPA into the midst of 2002’s “energy crisis,” forcing the power supplier to buy power at racketeered rates, precipitating a financial crisis as the agency struggled to make its annual bond payment to the U.S Treasury. Forced through insolvency to redefine its role, in 2002 BPA initiated a Regional Dialogue among the region’s stakeholders—utilities, DSIs, non-profit energy advocates, tribes, the general public and BPA itself—about BPA’s long-term role in supplying power to the Pacific Northwest. This ”long-term” period begins in late 2011 when current wholesale power contracts expire, and covers the subsequent 20 years. Bonneville Power ended the public comment portion of its Regional Dialogue last week, in anticipation of releasing final proposals by January 2007. The 1980 Northwest Electric Power Planning and Conservation Act makes Bonneville responsible for meeting all the load growth of Northwest public utilities. The law also directs Bonneville to acquire cost-saving energy efficiency or conservation, and then cost-effective renewables, such as wind, solar and biomass, before turning to fossil fuels such as coal. Through BPA leadership, the region has acquired 3,000 average megawatts of energy efficiency savings—enough to power a Seattle-sized city three times over; however, the Northwest is expected to need 25 percent more electricity by 2024—an additional 5,000 average megawatts, or enough to power five Seattle-sized cities. Pressured by privatization interests, BPA proposes to divide the existing output of the federal system among its 130 or so utility customers. Instead of relying on central directive, those utilities would individually decide how to meet additional demand as power needs increase. Critics fear this scheme could jeopardize the priority development of energy efficiency and renewable energy resources in the region, and open the door to investment in dirty and costly coalfueled generation. Without a mandate for cleanenergy investment, some utilities may make decisions that increase reliance on polluting and volatile-priced fossil fuels, especially coal. With upwards of 130 utilities making independent power-acquisition decisions, the region can easily end up with too many or too few resources—and quite likely with the wrong resources. Any of those outcomes will cost ratepayers dearly. Do it 3 | LETTERS Letters & VIEWS Views 4-7 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 your opinion The Gristle Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 views never even had to lie. They just didn’t report these important stories, while they were busy feeding us all the details of the Runaway Bride and other ridiculously irrelevant stories. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance, and we’ve been falling down on the job. Today’s events are what Ben Franklin was talking about when he said that Americans have a democracy “if you can keep it.” Sadly, even most decent Americans who see through Republican lies feel that resistance is futile. The government seems so all powerful, the media seem so huge and godlike. But remember folks, that there are millions of us; many times more of us than the tiny number of wealthy elitists who are trying to destroy our democracy. We can only be enslaved if we allow them to enslave us. To me, all evidence indicates that the Republicans will steal the upcoming election in November, just as they stole the last three. Republicans know that if Democrats can take back Congress, then the people will begin the long haul to take back our country. Bush knows that once Democrats take back Congress, there is a chance that the people of this country will force Congress to begin impeachment hearings for his numerous and serious impeachable offenses. Once that happens, war crimes tribunals are not out of the question. In short, the Republicans know they have to keep Congress at all costs, and damn the torpedoes. The unprecedented electoral corruption in the U.S. has encouraged similar corruption in other countries, like Ukraine and Mexico. But the people of Ukraine saw through the lies and successfully fought back. Likewise, the Mexicans rose up and protested, and although they did not overturn the election, as the people did in Ukraine, at least they made their voices heard, and they set the stage for future battles for democracy. They have shown that they do have a limit for the level of corruption they will tolerate, and their government will hesitate before they infringe on their peoples’ right to vote again. So when the Republicans steal the November election yet again, the question is: What will we do about it? Will we rise up like the Ukrainians and the Mexicans? Or will we meekly say, “Yes Master,” with our heads bowed low? 7 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News NEWS 8-11 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 8 news local But for now, the 2026 map is the most current indicator of what the master plan may show. Wendy Steffensen, RE Source’s North Sound Baykeeper, said she gives a nod to the Port and the City for the amount of green space. She likes the 31 acres of parks on the 2026 map. It shows a large park at the south tip of Cornwall Avenue and one along the south shore of the Whatcom Waterway, including next to the Georgia-Pacific log pond. She says another positive is that streets and parking are, for the most part, pulled back from the shoreline. But Steffensen also voiced concerns. regional Whatcom Waterway Area “There’s a disconnect between Whatcom Waterway and Whatcom Creek,” she said. Steffensen would like to see Central Avenue taken out on the water side of Roeder Avenue, where it’s built on creosote pilings near the historic granary building. That would make room for more soft, shallow shoreline for fish swimming in and out of Whatcom Creek. She also wonders why the map shows the north side of Whatcom Waterway with a hard shore between Roeder Avenue and Laurel ” Street. She proposes a soft —Mike shore on the Port-owned Stoner, Port land behind the proposed visitor moorage. of Bellingham Mike Stoner, the Port’s Environmental environmental director, Director said the artist rendering is only intended as a general “framework,” and that more detail will be provided in the upcoming draft master plan. “We anticipate soft bank shorelines at the head of the waterway on both sides of the channel,” Stoner responded. “We will be sure to more clearly represent habitat features at the head of the waterway in future renditions.” “This is an artist’s rendering, not a design plan. The design plan comes later. Christenson Design Management By Emily Weiner Waterfront Redevelopment Critics evaluate critter habitat on newest maps There’s lots to look at in the latest entire 220 acres of New Whatcom. Both that map official maps for redevelopment of the downtown waterfront, released Sept. 26 by the Port of Bellingham and the City of Bellingham. Today we consider one aspect of that Draft Framework Plan: How much habitat for animals would be created or preserved. The map we’ll focus on envisions the site in 2026, when redevelopment is projected to encompass the and a 2016 version were drawn so Port of Bellingham and City officials can analyze the costs of redevelopment. The document that will actually govern what gets built is a yet-to-be-drawn master plan. A draft of the master plan, including an environmental impact statement, will be presented for public comment during the next few months. Shipping Terminal Area Steffensen says she is also concerned about another habitat disconnect where the two large parks are separated by a shipping terminal. She would like to see at least a strip of green on the inland side of the terminal, where it abuts Commercial Street and the Oak Street right of way. John Blethen, who led the Waterfront Futures Group’s work group on natural systems and the en- vironment, agrees that the link between the site’s two large parks is way too narrow. In a preliminary written critique of the 2026 map, he described the link as “basically reduced to a sidewalk.” Stoner responded: “As has been explained at numerous public meetings, the Port and the City plan to keep the shipping terminal as a deep-draft marine terminal. Whether used for shipping, or by NOAA, or some other deepdraft use, this facility will generate family-waged jobs, in our traditional marine trade sector.” But Stoner added that “a public trail will connect the Log Pond Park with Cornwall Park in the back of the shipping terminal property to avoid public safety problems with industrial activity. We also anticipate several opportunities to build habitat in and around the shipping terminal as part of the Whatcom Waterway cleanup.” | news More LEARN MORE, AND COMMENT THE SEPT. 26 PRESENTATION with the latest maps and financial data for the redevelopment of Bellingham’s downtown waterfront are online at newwhatcom.org. THE 25-PAGE PROJECT UPDATE produced by the Port of Bellingham and the City of Bellingham is available from the Port, 1801 Roeder Ave., or 676-2500. THE NORTH SOUND BAYKEEPER’S RESPONSE will be online at re-sources.org (North Sound Baykeeper is under the pulldown menu for Programs). BELLINGHAM CITY COUNCIL AND THE PORT COMMISSIONERS will meet at noon Mon., Oct. 9, at City Hall, to consider approving the Draft Framework as the basis of the Environmental Impact Statement. THE WATERFRONT ADVISORY GROUP will discusses the Draft Framework and Economic Model and take public comment at 7pm Wed., Oct. 18, 1801 Roeder Ave. Whale Watching Boats The 2016 and 2026 maps reflect a proposal by a nonprofit group, Northwest Discovery Project, to locate a TerrAquarium on the south side of the I & J Waterway, on the current boatyard site at the end of Hilton Avenue. Bob Goodwin, who is leading the effort, said at the Sept. 26 meeting that the existing pier there could be the embarkation point for whale-watching boats. Steffensen is concerned those boats would disturb the eelgrass in the area. But Goodwin says the mission of the Northwest Discovery Project is to restore and maintain coastal lands, so the group would create a soft shoreline on the site. “It will be a great little postcard of what we want to do,” Goodwin said. Stoner responded that the moorage requirements for whale-watching boats associated with the TerrAquarium may be accommodated in a number of ways— possibly by boats currently moored in Squalicum Harbor, or in Fairhaven. “If new moorage is required,” Stoner replied, “that will be addressed in future design and permitting steps.” Marina The newest maps include a marina in GP’s water treatment lagoon (also known as the ASB, for Aerated Stabilization Basin). RE Sources does not have a position on the marina. “If the marina goes through,” Steffensen said, “RE Sources wants to get the best habitat possible.” She said the newest location of the boat launch ramp inside the marina is better than a previous proposal to put it at the C Street pocket beach, because it would have destroyed the beach and added boat traffic in Whatcom Waterway. But Steffensen worried that the newest marina drawing shows boats lining three sides of the inner edges. Stoner responded that the drawing shows one of several concepts for moorage configurations being reviewed for a marina, and that it would accommodate “the gently sloping soft bank habitat inside the marina that we have been presenting since 2004. …Again, this is an artist’s rendering, not a design plan. The design plan comes later.” Blethen still hopes for more public space in the marina area. Park at Tip of Cornwall Avenue Blethen offers several suggestions for the southernmost end of the New Whatcom planning area. He would move the over-water connector to Boulevard Park farther away from the shoreline, to protect eelgrass beds. He wants condos to be moved farther north, so the park at the end of Cornwall Avenue “is less about condos and more about park.” Blethen would locate motor access to the condos between the buildings and the railroad track. And, Blethen suggests a strong natural tie needs to be made linking the Bay to the green hill behind for animals. November 9th-12th, 2006 Films from all over Washington and British Columbia screen DORQJVLGHWKHEHVWRIRXUORFDOÀOPVFHQHWRPDNHIRUDYHU\ SOHDVLQJZHHNHQGRIPRYLHV ,I\RXORYHVKRUWV,I\RXORYHVFKORFN,I\RXORYHGRFV IHDWXUHVH[SHULPHQWDODQGRXUQHZFDWHJRU\287'225 1257+:(67<RXPLJKWZDQWWRFRQVLGHUFRPLQJWRWKLVWK DQQXDOIHVW $77(1'RSHQLQJQLJKWDWWKH1LJKWOLJKWRQ7KXUVGD\ 1RYHPEHUWKDQGZDWFKWUDLOHUVRIDOOWKHZHHNHQGҋVPRYLHV ,WLVIXQDQGHIÀFLHQW )LQGRXWPRUHDWZZZQZSURMHFWLRQVFRP 0DMRU6SRQVRUV ATURNA APITAL Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News NEWS 8-11 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 regional Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 local 9 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News NEWS 8-11 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 10 news | local regional Briefs Fuzz Buzz Downzones sought by York and Lettered Streets Emphasis: MIPs, UIPs A proposal to downzone most of the York Neighborhood east of Ellis Street, from multi-family to single-family, will be the subject of a public hearing in front of Bellingham Planning Commission at 7pm Thurs., Oct. 5, in City Hall. A proposal by the Lettered Streets Neighborhood Association to similarly download an area of single-family houses will be the subject of public meetings scheduled for 9:30am on Sat., Oct. 28 and 6:30pm on Mon., Nov. 20, at Bellingham Public Library. Libertarian will spend savings in Senate race Libertarian candidate for the United States Senate Bruce Guthrie said he’ll put his life’s savings into his race against Democratic Senator Maria Cantwell and Republican Mike McGavick. Guthrie, a former instructor at Western Washington University, invoked the Federal Election Commission’s Millionaires’ Amendment in order to use $1.2 million of his own money. Guthrie said he mortgaged his house in Bellingham, and put up all the savings he and his late wife were able to amass during their 17 years of marriage. “I decided it was just time to put my money where my heart is,” Guthrie said. As of Aug. 30 filings, Guthrie had raised $31,062 in private contributions. Anti-war activists arrested A protestor was arrested outside the Bellingham offices of Congressman Rick Larsen (D-WA) as part of a Sept. 28 peace rally. Police say Margie Ann White, 76, was arrested after she failed to heed warnings that the Federal Building at 100 W. Magnolia St. had closed for the day. A group of approximately 15 activists left voluntarily. White remained seated and was eventually handcuffed and escorted out of the building by police without incident. She was later released at the Bellingham Police station. The following day, Bradley James Grower, 41, was similarly arrested. Activists say they will continue to seek answers from Larsen about his support of troops in Iraq. On Sept. 18, Bellingham Police Lt. Femly announced, “With fall upon us, we welcome the WWU students back and embrace them as part of our community.” As part of the “embrace,” over another long weekend, BPD’s special “Emphasis Patrol” issued Bellingham’s newest neighbors 24 citations for malicious mischief, issued 26 liquor law violations involving minors in possession of alcohol, broke up 12 loud parties and 17 instances of disorderly conduct, and arrested six exuberant youths who were urinating in public. On Sept. 29, a Bellingham Police officer delicately noted a person had been “transported to the hospital after falling to the sidewalk due to his high level of intoxication.” Recidivist romance On Sept. 25, Bellingham Police arrested a 21-year-old woman after she assaulted her boyfriend. A no contact order was issued at her release, preventing her from contacting her boyfriend. On Sept 29., the woman reported to police that her boyfriend has repeatedly text messaged her and has driven by her house. She told police she wants this activity to stop. Police contacted the boyfriend and advised him that he should stop calling and going near her home. On Sept. 29, a woman called police for assistance in retrieving her property from her former Puget residence. She was advised that when the owner was home, police could assist her; however, she wanted to go in while he was not there. Officers advised that would be against the law. Enraged at this poor service, the woman hung up on the police. ‘Kill-crazy’ chiropractor On Sept. 28, a Bellingham woman was sentenced to nine years in prison for trying to hire a hit man to kill her ex-husband and his father, both chiropractors in Mount Vernon. Shannon Elizabeth Hollister, 36, pleaded guilty last year to one count of interstate murder for hire. Neither man was harmed. Hollister, herself an unemployed chiropractor, was arrested in Mount Vernon in January 2005 after using Wal-Mart’s money-transfer system to wire $5,000 to a police detective posing as a hit man. During her sentencing hearing, her ex-husband said that during their marital difficulties, Hollister took her two daughters and went into hiding. She cut the hair of the 3-year-old daughter and pretended she was a boy, calling the girl “Brian” in public, he said. core principles detailed form work two person training traditional weapons New classes begin in October with a free private lesson for all new students. All levels of experience are welcome. Open Circle Tai Chi Call Art Baner at 738-4322 for more information Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News NEWS 8-11 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 in a fun and highly effective environment. Certified Yang Style instruction includes: Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 Learn Tai Chi 11 BESTof OF B’ham B’HAM 12-17 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 12 ;gehad]\ZqLaeBg`fkgf$;Yj]qJgkk$9eqC]h^]jd]$ =eadqO]af]j$Yf\;YjgdqfE[;Yjl`q&H`glgkZq;`jak >mdd]jYf\?j]_E[;jY[c]f& :=KLAL9DA9F2<Í9FF9ÍK;9>=AL9DA9FG I have been darkening the doors of D’Anna’s since the day it opened. Why? Two words: Fresh pasta. Inventive pastas stuffed and sauced with premium ingredients— chard manicotti or butternut squash ravioli, anyone?—lovingly crafted into comainducing meals by able cooks. And don’t even get me started on the desserts. WHERE: 1317 N. State St. INFO: 714-0188. Nearly 500 people filled out the Weekly’s reader survey, and while that whittles your chances of taking home one of our prizes, it ups the odds that we’re getting a healthy cross section of opinions about Bellingham’s most beloved places to play, eat and be entertained. In the following pages, you’ll read about our winners and what makes them so dang special. :=KL;=D=:JALQ':=KL D G;9DH=JKGF9DALQ2 JQ9FKLAD=K When informed of his “Best Celebrity” and “Best Local Personality” status in the city of subdued excitement, professional funnyman Ryan Stiles was thrilled to hear he’d beat out cooking show host Graham Kerr. The Whose Line is it Anyway? and Drew Carey Show star’s peepers got a bit misty as he uttered, “What an honor. What an incredible honor. You like me. You really like me…Is there some sort of prize? I need another TV show.” WHERE: The Upfront Theatre founder can often be found onstage, backstage and in the alley of the two-year-old theater. :=KL;9KAFG2KADN=J J==>;9KAFG Five days after the Silver Reef Casino opened its new hotel and luxury spa, some guy drove his too-tall truck into the tooshort bridge connecting commuters to the casino and shut down the road. No matter, folks simply had to take a detour to get to the 50,000 square feet of gaming excitement—which they did, in droves. WHERE: 1-5 Exit 260, four minutes west. INFO: (866) 383-0777 or silverreefcasino.com. :=KL?9DD=JQ2:DM= @GJK=?9DD=JQ We’re happy to see Wade and Tonie Marlow being recognized for their 20-plus years of providing a diverse range of art for public perusal while simultaneously giving local and regional artists places to show—and sell—their work. Subversive political exhibits, a broad range of shows each month and a commitment to community makes the Blue Horse, well, the best. WHERE: 301 W. Holly St. INFO: 671-2305. :=KLL@=9L=J2L@= MH>JGFLL@=9LJ= Disclaimer: I am a performer at the Upfront Theatre, which was started two years ago by Bellingham’s Best Celebrity, Ryan WHERE: 1315 Railroad Ave. INFO: 715-2046. :=KLQG?92:ACJ 9EQG?9 :=KL::I2KH=9C=%RÍK E-Z winner of the Weekly’s special prize category, Best Ballot Stuffing Effort, we heard countless lip-smackin’ compliments for Speak E-Z’s Memphis-style brisket, ribs and chicken, served up by a wildly talented wait staff, themselves at the eye of a veritable hurricane of reader praise. The fixin’s at Speak E-Z’s are every bit as mentionable as the main courses, including scratch-made hushpuppies, Cajun-style onion rings and fresh okra. And my-oh-my, ask Rosie for a heapin’ helping of pulled pork sandwich! WHERE: 2400 Meridian St. INFO: 360-714-0606 Stiles. I guess that makes me biased, but I didn’t get to vote in this particular race. Instead, ya’ll took notice of the hard work the folks involved have been putting in to bring top-notch improvisational comedy, sketch shows and standup to the local stage. I’m one of dozens of people who volunteer their time and talent to make the theater tick, and it feels good to get your votes. WHERE: 1208 Bay St. INFO: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. :=KLDMF;@2 L@=:9?=DJQ When you order a tuna sandwich for lunch at the Bagelry, the freshly baked bagel is served openfaced, with a profusion of tuna, onion, tomatoes and mountains of sprouts on each slice. It is, indeed, two sandwiches in one. A pickle and a bag of chips are included. When you leave, you will be full and happy, and will have spent less than $5. WHERE: 1319 Railroad Ave. INFO: 676-5288. :=KL:9C=JQ':=KL<=KK=JL2 EGMFL:9C=JQ An ode to the Mount Bakery Early morning Like dough, you rise To mix, concoct, swirl And conjure my blackberry brioche La Vie en Rose is sweet, as is Avenue Bread But you, my dear Mount Bakery Came out a bit ahead. WHERE: 308 W. Champion St. INFO: 715-2195. :=KLAF<A9F2AF<A9?JADD Every couple of weeks, my coworker gets wideeyed right before she poses the question, “India Grill?” Before long, we’re heading for the lunch buffet, which, in addition to being one of the best deals in town ($6.95) is also mouthwateringly delicious. Try the dal (lentils), and don’t leave without rice pudding in your belly. WHERE: 1215 Cornwall Ave. INFO: 714-0314. :=KLCA<K>GG<2 J=<JG:AF When my sister brings her four tow-headed progeny to Bellingham, this is where we lasso in the brood for a night on the town. Crayons and balloons are provided, highchairs are served with a smile and kids get their own menu. Also, nobody looks at you funny if one of the kids bellows, “Emily TOOTED!” Sometimes there’s even singing. WHERE: Bellis Fair Mall. INFO: 734-9991. :=KLH D9;=LG AEHJ=KK9<9L=2FAE:MK At Nimbus, you can promise your date the world, and then you can show it to her. Simply look out the windows of Bellingham’s tallest building and gesture to Mt. Baker, Bellingham Bay, and beyond. Then look deep into her eyes and inform her she’ll be dining on fresh, inventive delicacies from the Northwest. WHERE: 1919 N. Commercial St., 14th floor. INFO: 676-1307. :=KL;G>>==<JAN=L@JGM?@2 AO9FF9EGC 9 The rumor is true: I Wanna Moka baristas are indeed hot. But they’re also as perky as the fresh Fidalgo Bay java they serve, and will have you and your car in and out within a minute or two. Pick up a paper while you’re at it, and don’t forget to tip. WHERE: 319 E. Holly St. INFO: 527-3337. I learned a number of things when I tried Bikram Yoga, otherwise known as “hot yoga.” One: don’t wear an Aerosmith T-shirt if you don’t want to be noticed. Two: It’s hot, and so are most of the people doing it. Three: The heat makes you more limber and aware of your body. Four: Doing Bikram Yoga on a regular basis can improve your health, weight and social life. WHERE: 1321 Railroad Ave. INFO: 671-9642. :=KLE9KK9?=2;@JQK9DAK Once in a while, I like to pretend I’m a lady of leisure. To pull this off, booking a massage at the Chrysalis is key to my plans. Once I slip into the fuzzy white robe provided to each guest, my real life is forgotten. Throw in a rosemary-infused sauna, a waiting area overlooking the water and the nimble fingers of my masseuse, and I feel like Ivana Trump. WHERE: 804 10th St. INFO: 756-1005. :=KL:GGCKLGJ=2 NADD9?=:GGCK This renowned independent bookseller is a magnet for high-powered authors, eager readers and the latest hot titles from the Northwest and beyond, and is staffed by genuine bibliophiles who are earnest, hardworking and fun. Your IQ jumps 10 points simply by walking in the door. The luscious atmosphere includes hardwood, sunshine and a bay view—and the kids’ corner is an ideal rainy-day escape. WHERE: 1210 11th St., Fairhaven INFO: 671-2626. :=KLCA<KÍKLGJ=2 OAD<:DM=:=JJA=K One-stop shopping for pampering your halfpint. Handpicked clothes, books and music complement an appealing array of toys, games and snuggly critters. Quality is the bottom line, served with a smile. WHERE: 1106 Harris Ave. INFO: 756-5100. :=KLL@JA>LKLGJ=2 ?GG<OADD In this hotbed of underemployment, we hone our skills at living, well, cheap. Thank goodness for Goodwill! Funky fare? Got it. Work wear? Check. Plus housewares, furniture, books and games. A titillating treasure hunt every time! BESTof OF B’ham B’HAM 12-17 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 Ladies, take a break from your Birkenstocks and make your feet a focal point of your wardrobe by shopping at Mi Shoes. The self-described “ladiesonly shoe boutique” provides unique shoes that are hard to look away from. From sinewy stilettos to dainty fl ats to red cowboy boots, there’s something for every personality. Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 :=KLK@G=KLGJ=2 EAK@G=K WHERE: 1115 E. Sunset Dr. INFO: 752-2080. 13 BESTof OF B’ham B’HAM 12-17 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 14 :=KLH D9;=LGO9DCQGMJ H=L':=KLH D9;=LGK OAE2 D9C=H9<<=F Bellingham dwellers with two feet and four pick Lake Padden as the primo place to get their ya-yas out. Humans walk around the lake on a well-graded, gravel path enjoying eagles, scenery and serenity. Pooches play in their designated swimming area, romping in the water and getting good and exhausted. :=KLFMJK=JQ2 ?9J<=FKHGL :=KL:9F<2 HAJ 9L=KJMK Shoppers enjoy the store’s small scale and a sales staff of perennials, not annuals. Saturday classes are often participatory. This month you can make miniature gardens and fairy scapes or European-style harvest door swags. Or learn about bamboo or spring-blooming bulbs. Even for free classes, reservations are needed. First of all, it should be noted that fans of Celtic band Maggie’s Fury are noteworthy both for their loyalty and lack of compunction when it comes to ballot-box stuffing—which I prefer to see more as a reflection of the overall quality of the band’s music, rather than any lack of moral compass on the part of its fans. However, when the dust settled, it was the eye patches, sea shanties and swashbuckling of the ever-popular Pirates R Us that was the fan favorite. WHERE: 900 Alabama St. INFO: 676-5480 or garden-spot.com. WHERE: 4882 Samish Way. :=KL<=DA'?JG;=JQ2KO9F ;9>=$;GEEMFALQ >GG<;GGH Oh, I pine for a good Italian deli, with the walkin-knock-your-socks-off aroma of aging cheeses and sausages. My mouth waters for an overstuffed pastrami sandwich from a good Jewish deli. But Bellingham, savoring healthier delights, voted Community Food Coop’s Swan Café “Best Deli.” Diners pick up pre-wrapped sandwiches or build combo plates from an ever-changing array of salads, entrees and side dishes. One day you’ll find saffron-poached chicken; another day an apple, kale, walnut and blue cheese salad. Soups change daily. The Co-op also won “Best Grocery.” So take note, planners and whiners: Isn’t it time to stop saying downtown has no grocery store? WHERE: 1220 N. Forest St. INFO: 734-8158 or :=KLH9JC':=KLH D9;=LG O9L;@KMFK=L':=KL> AJKL <9L=2:GMD=N9J<H9JC' L9QDGJ<G;C You don’t need a boat to get out on Bellingham Bay. The quarter-mile, over-water Taylor Dock, which opened two years ago, extended an already magnificent jewel of a park. The huge sunny lawns invite Frisbee and volleyball games, kite flying and frolicking, especially during free summer concerts. Picnickers can find tables and barbecue grills. Kids of all ages scramble on the rocks, explore the pebbly beach below the old boardwalk or climb on faux-boat playground equipment. The asphalt, gravel and boardwalk waterside trails are gentle enough for elders with canes and tiny tots on tricycles. INFO: myspace.com/piratesrus. :=KLH D9;=LG<9F;=' E==L E=F9F<OGE=F2JMEGJK ;9:9J=L Those who like to shake their groove thangs will tell you that, without Rumors, which calls itself “Bellingham’s only alternative nightclub,” this town would be a vast, undanceable wasteland. And, apparently, those who like to meet both men and women will also tell you that, without Rumors, Bellingham would be one giant lonely-hearts club. So, if you like to drink, dance and meet people of the same or the opposite sex, Rumors is your one-stop shop for love set to the throbbing beat of both your heart and the bar’s thumping sound system. WHERE: 1119 Railroad Ave. INFO: 671-1849. communityfoodcoop.com. :=KLEGNA=L@=9L=J2 HA;C>GJ<;AF=E9 It should come as no surprise that the Pickford is still your favorite cinema by an overwhelming option. It could be because of the Pickford’s penchant for showing an eclectic mix of awardwinning foreign and independent films and documentaries, or the theater’s friendly and quirky staff. But we all know it’s the real butter on the popcorn that keeps you coming back for more. WHERE: 1416 Cornwall Ave. INFO: 738-0735 or pickfordcinema.com. :=KLH D9;=LGK==DAN= EMKA;2L@=FA?@LDA?@L DGMF?= :=KL:J=9C>9KL':=KLN=?=L9JA9F2 GD<LGOF;9>= Except that it’s not completely vegetarian. But ’Hamsters are tolerant: As long as we can get delicious scrambled tofu, we ignore the ham and eggs on the menu. Breakfast is available all day. Lunch burgers come in three flavors: naturally raised beef, wild salmon or tofu-vegetable. Or order wraps, salads, burritos or even a BLT. “It’s inexpensive, nutritious and they’re generous with refills,” says diner Steve Sanger. Toby Sonneman likes eating there to support local food. “I came to Bellingham about 30 years ago, and it’s still the same,” she says. “It’s amazing.” WHERE: 316 W. Holly St. INFO: 671-4431. While honorable mentions in this category go to both Boundary Bay Brewery and the Wild Buffalo, readers ultimately deemed the Nightlight the place to see live music this year. Sold-out shows by the likes of Mudhoney, Blackalicious, and Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings probably have something to do with that. WHERE: 201 E. Chestnut St. INFO: 527-1531 or nightlightlounge.com. :=KL:MJ?=J2:GGE=JÍK <JAN=%AF Despite a valiant ballot-stuffing effort on behalf of Speak E-Z’s pulled pork sandwich, Boomer’s is Bellingham’s burger king. Whether the victory is due to the myriad burger options avail- :=KLB=O=DJQKLGJ=2?: @=JGF Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but planning the purchase of one can seem like taking a trip into enemy territory. This is why you need the helpful, educated and—this is very important—completely unpushy staff at GB Heron. If they can’t guide you to just the right diamond, ruby, pearl or other sparkle-laden bauble in their wide-ranging inventory, they will create whatever precious piece of jewelry your imagination can dream up. And that makes GB Heron a real gem. WHERE: 1301 Cornwall Ave. INFO: 671-4706 :=KLL9LLGGK@GH2 ;9E<=F;@9E=D=GF :=KL@AC=2OAF;@=KL=JEGMFL9AF Permanently marking your body is serious business. And no one knows this better than Camden Chameleon owner and top-notch tattooist Megan Bussart, who will take great pains to make sure you understand the depth of your cosmetic commitment. Then she will render it unto your body in a way that will make your epidermis proud. WHERE: 1146 N. State St. INFO: 676-7330. able (from honey Dijon to Swiss to Teriyaki), its friendly carhops or its locally famous Anniversary Sale, Boomer’s is your burger bastion. WHERE: 310 N. Samish Way. INFO: 647-BOOM. believes the bread only exists as a vehicle for what’s layered inside, Avenue’s also the place for you. But judging by Avenue’s sizey lunchtime crowd, it seems most of you already know that. WHERE: 1313 Railroad Ave. INFO: 676-9274. :=KLKMK@A2 O9K9:==KMK@A Sushi is typically a splurge. The reason for this being that when you’re consuming raw fish, discount dining doesn’t pay. However, when eating at Wasabee, it is possible to stuff yourself silly for less than $15 (less at lunch) with beautifully presented, fresh, succulent slabs of premium seafood. Sure the wait is sometimes long, but the end result is well worth it. :=KL;G>>==@GMK=2 :D9;C<JGH Usually, readers make this category a fiercely contested one, but this year, Black Drop ran away with the prize. If coffee is your religion, Black Drop is the altar at which you should worship. Award-winning owners Teri and Alexarc are serious about the stuff, and their commitment to coffee has them preaching to the converted. WHERE: 105 E. Chestnut St. INFO: 738-2024. WHERE: 300 W. Champion St. INFO: 738-DROP. :=KL>9KL>GG<2 OAFÍK<JAN=%AF :=KLA;=;J=9E2E9DD9J< A;=;J=9E As far as local institutions go, few go as far back and are as deeply ingrained as Fairhaven’s Win’s Drive-In. Win’s offers up tasty, cooked-toorder burgers and fries, year in and year out, with the kind of rapid-fire consistency that they’ve effortlessly executed for years. I never knew ice cream could be so creamy and sinful until Mallard and its obsessive devotion to crafting the frozen treat in small batches of mostly organic ingredients came along and opened my eyes. Mint chocolate chip, rose and mocha chocolate chunk are just three of the fl avors that have them slinging almost 200,000 scoops of ice cream a year. WHERE: 1315 12th St. INFO: 734-5226. :=KLK9F<OA;@2 9N=FM=:J=9< If you’re someone who thinks a sandwich’s innards are just an excuse to eat a couple of slabs of freshly baked rosemary, focaccia or pane rustica bread, Avenue’s the place for you. And if you’re someone who WHERE: 1323 Railroad Ave. INFO: 734-3884. :=KL?A>LK@GH2>GMFL9AF <JM?9F<?9DD=JA9 While it bears the prosaic name of Fountain Drug, those who patronize it regularly know the gift shop on Meridian Street to be a magical place. While the store’s upstairs houses cards, chocolates, various and sundry drugstore items, and the many gifts that go into making it the Best Gift Shop, downstairs is home to the best, most overstuffed toy department in town, and possibly the world. WHERE: 2416 Meridian St. INFO: 733-6200. :=KLK;9F<9D2E9QGJ E9JCJ=LAJ=K In September, Bellingham Mayor Mark Asmundson announced he would leave his office at the end of this month to serve as director of the Northwest Clean Air Agency. What’s he up to, readers want to know. What scandal is Mark running away from? What’s so interesting about air pollution? Mark’s departure nudged other scandals from the front page of readers’ minds, namely: Waterfront shenanigans courtesy of the Port of Bellingham, and Bellingham Weekly’s own scandalous shutdown and brain-damaged hiberation. :=KLOGE=FÍK;DGL@AF? KLGJ=2H9JAKL=P9K :=KLFGFHJG>AL2 KMKL9AF9:D= ;GFF=;LAGFK Options for hip feminine fashion were somewhat limited in town before Jen and Ty of Paris Texas Readers named several NGOs they love, but what they love best are the values and energy BESTof OF B’ham B’HAM 12-17 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 WHERE: 4 Prospect St. INFO: 647-0797. Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 came along with an infusion of sass and style. From casual T-shirts to sexy skirts and adorable underthings, the tiny shop on Prospect Street is crammed with much-needed sartorial sense. 15 BESTof OF B’ham B’HAM 12-17 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 16 steaks are cheaper and Jack Daniels pours straight up and well-timbered. WHERE: 203 West Main St., Everson INFO: 966-2855 :=KL;G;CL9AD2FAE:MK Do they pour the drinks extra stiff, or is it just the altitude? Seriously, they mix ‘em good and fl avorful at the highest stylish spot in Bellingham, and the views lend themselves naturally to effervescent conversation. Unwind with a cosmopolitan at sunset. WHERE: 119 N. Commercial St. INFO: 676-1307 :=KL@ 9HHQ@GMJ2 L=EHD=:9J Quiet and cozy as a Parisian café, Temple Bar boasts a sophisticated list of fine wines and light appetizers of well-chosen cheeses, fruits, baguettes and assorted succulents. A high ceiling and large front windows mask just how intimate the floorspace is, so arrive early. Stay late. WHERE: 306 W Champion St. INFO: 676-8660 :=KLEMKA;KLGJ=29N9DGFEMKA; Sure, there’re less expensive places with greater inventory to scratch your musical itch, but discerning Weekly readers understand that a good deal is no match for a locally owned music store where the staff manages to be knowledgeable and helpfully opinionated without falling into the trap of music-store snobbery. Tell them you’re looking for your new favorite CD and let them suggest something. You’re in good hands. WHERE: 1330 Railroad Ave. INFO: 676-9573. of Bellingham’s alternative Chamber of Commerce, Sustainable Connections, a right-minded business association focused on doing things just a little bit better this corner of the globe. Eat, Buy and Think Local, SC encourages. As Weekly readers scored the Best of Bellingham, their support of this organization is hardly a surprise. :=KLE=FÍKKLGJ=2?9JQÍK E=FÍKOGE=FÍKO=9J :=KL:MJJALG'K9DK92 :9F<ALGK:MJJALGK :=KLOJAL=J2 ;DQ<=>GJ< From a crowded field South of the Border, Taco Lobo swims rivers, climbs fences and gains citizenship in the heart of Bellingham. Taco Lobo’s cuisine is Baja-authentic, from the tamales wrapped in corn husks to the chile relleno or carne asada served with fresh corn tortillas. WHERE: 117 W Magnolia St. INFO: 360-756-0711 :=KL?J==C2;9>= 9CJGL=JA Just east of the San Juans is a warm Greek island named Akroteri, where the calamari is not I reckon it says a lot that women chose Gary’s hands down as the best dresser of men. Eternal optimists, women. Men: Clue in, and ditch the torn cargo shorts and Jackass T-shirt for some fashions that might actually make you look good—or at least human, for God’s sake. Gary’s, a place that says “we care,” gets extra credit for having some of the hippest storefont window displays downtown. WHERE: 128 W. Holly St. INFO: 733-2180 :=KL@ 9J<O9J=KLGJ=2 @9J<O9J=K9D=K WHERE: 120 W. Holly St. INFO: 734-8488 :=KLE=PA;9F2L9;GDG:G Oh my: No matter how uptown and chic and wonderful Jimmy Nguyen has made his spicy Thai house, there’s no pleasure so tempting as scurrying out with hot, bulging boxes of noodles, prawns and holy basil to go. I recommend a quick drive to pullouts on State Street with your lover to feel the last rays of sun-warmed lips livened by Tom Yum. WHERE: 115 E. Holly St. INFO: 738-4009 INFO: sconnect.org The demise of Casa Que Pasa’s beloved potato burrito left a hole in Bellingham’s heart, but life goes on as readers shift their allegiance to that staple of cheap good-eatin’, the ever-satisfying burrito. These days, Banditos’ amazing Toad Mountain beckons. Of course, Banditos has always topped the list with their satisfying range of exotic salsas. L9C=GML2 @GMK=G>GJA=FL too moist and the kalamata olives are not too dry. Try the lemon-kissed steak with a traditional salad of olives, tomatoes, cucumber, green pepper tossed with feta cheese—and a baklava to die for. A unique dining spot downtown with free parking and a bright, cheery bar. WHERE: 1219 Cornwall Ave. INFO: 676-5554 A hands-down winner, and rightly so. These toolheads know the widget for everything and the gadget to attach it with. See, things come in bins at Hardware Sales, which means you can find a washer without having to replace the whole damn kitchen sink. That makes this places beloved of professional contractors and weekend putterers alike. WHERE: 2034 James St. INFO: 734-6140 :=KLKL=9C2 :D9;C>GJ=KL Not in Bellingham, but away east is the Black Forest, where you can get a slab of beef thick as a 2X4 and tender as a new leaf. Or try an actual schnitzel. Guilty pleasure: Dine in the bar where :=KL;GEHML=JKLGJ=2 FGJL@O=KL ;GEHML=J A canny mix of high-tech competence and community right-mindedness puts Northwest Computer Whether you want to ride Galbraith or ski Baker (or just look like you do), REI’s got the gear and clothing you need—plus friendly, knowledgeable staff who are ready to help! WHERE: 400 36th St. INFO: 647-8955 :=KL:AC=KLGJ=2 CMDK@9F;Q;D=K Boy, there’s fierce competition and loyal customers among local cycle shops! Since 1979, Kulshan has been making freewheelers happy with the best cycling products recommended by a knowledgeable and helpful staff. Kulshan folks love to ride, and their love’s contagious. :=KL:9JL=F<=J2 K=L@KF9HH$;9>= 9CJGL=JA WHERE: 100 E. Chestnut St. INFO: 733-6440 :=KLKFGO:G9J<'KCAK@GH2 >9AJ@9N=F:AC= EGMFL9AFKHGJLK There’s a chill in the air, and down in Fairhaven are the Burton, Nitro, and Arbor board ready to carve into it. In the tele/crosscountry department you’ll find K2, Atomic, Madshus, Karhu, Black Diamond, and G3 skis. Best of all, you’ll find Fairhaven’s famous dividend program that delivers five percent back on all non-sale purchases. WHERE: 1108 11th St. INFO: 733-4433 :=KLJMFFAF?KLGJ=2 >9AJ@9N=FJMFF=JK O9DC=JK Runner Steve Roguski brought his passion and ethic to Fairhaven in 1999 and found a perfect match. Of course, this store features a track record of name-brand gear and a street-smart staff, but it’s their generous spirit that makes ’em a Fairhaven fave. This company sponsors bookend running events, the Chuckanut Footrace and Fairhaven 15K, along with weekend runs and training events. Where: 1209 11th St. INFO: 676-4955 :=KLK=9>GG<29FL@GFQÍK 9LKIM9DA;ME@9J:GJ With waterfront views and dynamite appetizers, An- thony’s tops a surprisingly short but auspicious list of fine seafood dining establishments for a seacoast town. Try a Bloody Caesar alongside icy oyster shooters. WHERE: #25 Bellwether Way. INFO: 647-5588 :=KLH D9;=>GJ9D9KL<9L=2 J 9F;@JGGE Git along, lil’ dogie, happy trails! Nothin’ fixes a busted-up heart like a snort of bourbon in the deep recess o’ the Ranch Room. Belly up, buckaroo, and knock back a few. Your next date’ll start lookin’ mighty purty in the darkness and, by gum, you might, too. WHERE: 113 E. Holly St. INFO: 734-0380 :=KLH D9;=LG E9C=GML2;@MJ;@ Well, we finally learned why churchiness is taking the nation by storm. Not only is church better than sex, but readers say you can have sex there, too. Confess afterward, pray for the next opportunity and, for the love of all that’s good and holy, don’t forget to tithe. :=KLH D9;=LG9NGA<2 All I can say, Wal-Mart, is don’t operate a store on Railroad Avenue after 11pm. 50% Off One White Tag Item With This Coupon 11-6 Mon.-Tues. 11-7 Wed.-Sat. :=KL?=9JKLGJ=2J=A 360-733-2610 BESTof OF B’ham B’HAM 12-17 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 WHERE: 1256 N. State St. INFO: 733-8630 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 No matter how shiny the weights or scented the towels at other athletic clubs, you just gotta come back to the Y for that solid workout or one-on-one off the boards. No one ever called the Y a “club,” but it’s a gem of a gym. The best part? Laughs in the locker room with people you know and call friends. (Between Holly & Magnolia DownTown Bellingham) :=KL?QE2 O@9L;GE>9EADQQE;9 Slightly Used Clothes Come See Us @ 1309 Cornwall WHERE: 1419 Cornwall Ave. INFO: 734-3400 NOW OPEN! Men’s Consignment Clothing on Bellingham’s perennial list of best places. “Our success comes from the creation and maintenance of mutually beneficial relationships with our clients, vendors and associates by achieving excellence of execution and delivering genuine value at all times,” says owner John D’Onofrio. That’s one way of saying they know the town and try extra hard to be a vital part of it. 17 18 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 BESTof OF B’ham B’HAM 12-17 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 lectures books WORDS Wed., Oct. 4 SPOKEN WORDS: Local writer Peter Gunn leads Spoken Word Wednesdays at 8pm at Stuart’s at the Market, 1530 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 714-0800. BARRY LOPEZ: Nature writer Barry Lopez reads from his new collection, Home Ground: Language for an American Landscape at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. POETRY NIGHT: Chad Helder hosts a night for local poets to read original work at 7pm at Book Fare at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. Thurs., Oct. 5 Burning Fence DAVID & STEVE: David Wallenchinsky reads from Tyrants: The World’s 20 Worst Living Dictators at 5pm, and Steve Hendricks reads from The Unquiet Grave: the FBI and the Struggle for the Soul of Indian Country at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. STORIES THAT HEAL: “Weaving a Community of Healing and Support: Stories that Heal” will be the topic when professional storyteller Allison Cox tells stories at the opening vigil for Domestic Violence Awareness Month at 6pm at the Whatcom County Courthouse, 311 Grand Ave. For more info: 312-5700. A memoir of fatherhood Fri., Oct. 6 Craig Lesley during his formative years Review by Amy Kepferle I wished my father hadn’t told me that he loved me. That complicated things—got in the way of the deep coals of anger I kept banked against him. Love might carry you a long way, but anger carried me further.” —From Burning Fence, by Craig Lesley Fences have long been used as a metaphor for other things, such as personal hurdles left to cross or subliminal blockades people put up to protect themselves from feeling things too deeply. In author Craig Lesley’s memoir, the theme of fences also has a literal translation. In his nonfiction debut, aptly titled Burning Fence, the award-winning Northwest writer brings his real-life experiences to the forefront as he struggles to come to terms with the men in his life. One of the central characters, his mostly absent father Rudell, built many fences in his WHAT: Craig Lesley reads lifetime. At his funeral, which took place amid raging from Burning Fence forest fires in Monument, Ore., Lesley became aware WHEN: 7:30pm, Mon. Oct. 9 of all the range fences his father had built, and how they were likely burning even as the mourners gathWHERE: Village Books, 1200 11th St. ered around the wooden box that held Rudell’s ashes. It’s a chilling image. COST: Free In this unapologetic, stark novel, Lesley starts at INFO: 671-2626 or villagethe beginning. His father—World War II vet, coyote books.com trapper, fence builder, poacher, backslider—didn’t stick around too long after his birth. He left town to retrieve—of all things—a flashlight, and never returned. It wasn’t until Craig was 15 and was critically injured in a peppermint chopper accident in Central Oregon that he would see Ruddell again. Intermittent visits with his father are chronicled throughout the 357-page memoir, and they’re some of the strongest passages. Few things in life are ever as easy as you think they’re going to be, and Listen SHAW’S NEWEST: Luci Shaw reads from her three recent books of poetry at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. The event is free. For more info: 671-2626. Sat., Oct. 7 BOOK SALE: A Used Book Sale happens from 10am-5pm at the Lynden Library, 216 Fourth St. After 4pm, books will be $1 per bag. For more info: 354-4883. SHORT FICTION: Janet Bland shares her short fiction from A Fish Full of River at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. Sun., Oct. 8 AMERICAN COOKERY: Local author Laura Kalpakian reads from American Cookery at 5pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. Mon., Oct. 9 POETRY NIGHT: Everybody’s invited to read their works at Poetry Night at 8pm every Monday at Fantasia Espresso, 1332 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 715-0632 or poetrynight.org. Tues., Oct. 10 HUMAN EXPERIMENT: Jane Poynton reads from her autobiographical novel, The Human Experiment: Two Years and Twenty Minutes Inside Biosphere 2, at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. LONDON MYSTERY: Jacqueline Winspear reads from her new mystery, Messenger of Truth, at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. COMMUNITY Thurs., Oct. 5 PANEL DISCUSSION: Join a panel discussion on economic barriers to home ownership titled “The Impossible Dream” at part of the YWCA Fall Soapbox Series at 6:30pm at the YWCA, 1026 N. Forest St. The event is free. For more info: 734-4820. Sat., Oct. 7 FARMERS MARKET: Attend the Bellingham Farmers Market from 10am-3pm every Saturday at the Depot Market Square. For more info: 647-2060 or bellinghamfarmers.org. HARVEST CELEBRATION: Zucchini races, a hay-bale maze, pie-eating contests, live music and more will be part of a Harvest Celebration from 2-6pm at Ferndale’s Hovander Homestead Park, 5299 Neilsen Rd. Entry is $2. For more info: 733-2900. FARM TOUR: Celebrate Harvest Day by taking a self-guided tour of 18 working farms from 10am4pm as part of the Whidbey Island Farm Tour. The event is free. For more info: (360) 679-4708 or whidbeyfarmtour.com. SALMON DINNER: Attend a Salmon Dinner & Auction at 5pm at the Bellingham Senior Activity Center, 315 Halleck St. Tickets are $20, proceeds benefit the center. For more info: 676-1450. SOLAR TOUR: See how solar energy can be affordable, comfortable and practical as part of Solar Tour Bellingham from 10am-4pm at various locations. For more info: (206) 706-1931 or solarwashington.org. CHINESE FESTIVAL: The Mei Hua Chinese School will hold a Chinese Moon Festival from 6-8pm at the Fairhaven Village Green. Songs, dances and a lantern contest will be part of the free event. For more info: 756-9641. Oct. 7 - Oct. 8 RAILROAD SHOW: The 22nd annual Model Railroad & Circus Builder Show takes place from 9am-5pm Sat. and 10am-4pm Sun. at Lynden’s Northwest Washington Fairgrounds. Entry is $3$5 or $15 per family. For more info: 354-2993. Sun., Oct. 8 OPEN HOUSE: An open house happens from 14pm at the historic Pickett House, 910 Bancroft St. Donations are appreciated. For more info: 734-1827. Mon., Oct. 9 COCAINE TO COFFEE: Columbian campesino leader Rene Ausecha Chaux presents a World Issues Forum dubbed “From Cocaine to Coffee: From Free Trade to Fair Trade” at 7pm at the Coop’s Connections Building, 1220 N. Forest St. For more info: 650-2309. Tues., Oct. 10 CRYSTAL ALCHEMY: Louisa McCuskey leads Crystal Alchemy classes today and Oct. 17 at 7:30pm at Wise Awakening, 314 W. Holly St. Cost is $15 per class. For more info: 756-0875 or wiseawakening.com. WORDS&& Community COMMUNITY 1919 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words community Wed., Oct. 11 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 words Lesley’s relationships are no exception. From his struggles with his adopted son Wade to his contact with his absent father and abusive stepfather, Lesley doesn’t shy away from the uglier parts of life. Redemption is out there, and he actively looks for it, but sometimes the paths—and the fences, of course—are almost too hard to handle. 19 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 GET OUT Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 20 get out hiking running cycling fishing their origin. To celebrate Arbor Day and Urban Forestry Month, Wesselink will share what he’s learned about the foliage in Whatcom County’s oldest park on Oct. 9. The public is welcome to bring questions for Wesselink and arborist James Luce about tree identification or disease. In addition, Mayor Mark will read a proclamation regarding Urban Forestry Month, and the public is invited to build birdhouses, purchase native plants, pick up a free oak sapling to plant or stick around for live music by local songstress Flip Breskin. Guided walks around the park will also be offered. If you can’t make Monday’s event, head to the Whatcom Museum at 12:30pm on Oct. 10, where JohnaWHAT: Arbor Day Celthan Schilk will ebration explain how to WHEN: 10am-2pm, use “tree keys” Mon., Oct. 9 and plant books WHERE: Elizabeth Park to learn more COST: Free about the trees INFO: 676-6985 in your neighborhood. “Most of our county—Bellingham in particular—has lost a good deal of its tree cover over the years,” explains Barbara Davenport, chair of the citizen action group Tree Keepers, which aims to preserve, promote and protect Bellingham’s finest and oldest trees. “The Elizabeth Park event is to raise awareness of why trees matter. A good environment includes trees. Trees do matter. “We’re also interested in having Bellingham develop a heritage tree ordinance, which many other cities have in place.” Event Jason Wessline shares his tree knowledge By Amy Kepferle Hug a Tree OUTSIDE Arbor Day celebration takes root For years, John Wesselink strolled by the many trees in Elizabeth Park as part of his mail route in the Eldridge neighborhood. Unbeknownst to many, “John the Postman” was also a tree taxonomist who wanted to get to the bottom of what kind of leafy wonders were populating the historic park. Some had never been identified, and Wesselink wanted to get to the root of Fri., Oct. 6 OWL PROWL: Children ages five and up and their parental units can participate in the “Owl Prowl” from 7-9pm at the Tennant Lake Interpretive Center, 5236 Nielsen Rd., Ferndale. Entry is $6 per person. For more info: 384-3064. Sat., Oct. 7 BUDDY WALK: Promote acceptance and awareness of people with Down Syndrome at the third annual Buddy Walk of Whatcom County starting at 11am at Maritime Heritage Park. Cost is $5 and includes a T-shirt. For more info: 715-0170. BAKER RUN: The Baker Lake 50k Trail Run starts at 8am at the Kulshan Campground, past SedroWoolley. The scenic trail will take you deep into the forest and offer up stunning views of Mt. Baker and Mt. Shuksan. For more info: (360) 3874688 or bakerlake50k.com. BIRDS IN VIDEO: Videographer Bob Hamblin includes footage of rare and endangered species and unusual color morphs at a “Birds in Video” talk at 1pm at the Breazeale-Padilla Bay Interpretive Center, 10441 Bay View-Edison Rd. The event is free, but registration is required. For more info: (360) 428-1558. SHORELINE GARDENING: Learn about native plants, get tips for composting and safe plant management, and see examples of good plants to use at 9:30pm at a “Shoreline Gardening” workshop at Maritime Heritage Park’s Environmental Learning Center. Cost is $10 per person or $15 per couple. For more info: 676-6736. TRAIL PARTIES: Participate in Pacific Northwest Trail Work “parties” starting at 8am in Skagit and Whatcom counties. Additional work parties happen on Oct. 21. For more info: (877) 854-9415 or pnt.org. LAND TRUSTING: Join the Whatcom Land Trust for a Habitat Restoration Party starting at 12:30pm. For more info and location details: 650-9470 or whatcomlandtrust.org. Sun., Oct. 8 VOLCANIC TALK: Geologist Dave Tucker talks about “Four Million Years of Volcanic Activity” relating to Mt. Baker at 2pm at the Whatcom Museum of History & Art, 121 Prospect St. Entry is free. For more info: 676-6981. Thurs., Oct. 5 Tues., Oct. 10 BIKE 101: Gain two-wheeled confidence as part of a “Bike Maintenance 101” workshop at 6pm at REI, 400 36th St. The free clinic will show you how to change a fl at, deal with minor repairs and lube your bike to keep your wheels spinning. No registration is required. For more info: 647-8955. ALASKA ADVENTURE: Photographer Wayne Mushrush offers “a feast of adventures in the Alaskan wild” via a free slideshow at 6pm at REI, 400 36th St. Mountaineering expeditions, waterfall ice-climbing, backcountry skiing, alpine hiking and more will be part of the picture. For more info: 647-8955. .VTJD4XFFU.VTJD7JTJUXXXXJMECVõBMPOFUGPSPVSGVMMTDIFEVMFPGFWFOUT openings profiles Ed Maher’s “Flower Deva” can be seen at his “Return of the Goddess” exhibit starting Oct. 6 at FrameWorks Gallery during the Downtown Gallery Walk Quantity and By Amy Kepferle Quality ARTISTIC BOUNTY ABOUNDS For some, quantity outweighs quality. Others prefer only the finest things in life. This weekend in downtown Bellingham and throughout Whatcom County, art lovers won’t have to scrimp in either department. Art in a bevy of price ranges and mediums will be available to peruse—and purchase, if you’re so inclined—starting Friday night at the Downtown Gallery Walk. Works by new and established artists can seen at more than 35 downtown venues during the semiannual tour, which gives nine- EXPOSE YOURSELF Literature LIVE! EVENTS OCTOBER 3 TUESDAY 7:30p A SLIDE SHOW! National Geographic Photographs Award Winning Culture Writer FERDINAND PROTZMAN –WORK The World in Photography OCTOBER 4 Wed., Oct. 4 ROEDER OPENING: A calligraphy exhibit by Mike Albert titled “Small Endeavors” opens today from 10am-5pm at the Roeder Home, 2600 Sunset Dr. The show will be on display through Oct. 31. For more info: 676-9255. Fri., Oct. 6 NOOKSACK JACK: A retrospective of artwork created by Nooksack River Jack can be seen at an opening reception from 6-9pm at Handprint Arts Gallery, 1611 N. State St. The show will be on display through Oct. 27. For more info: 647-9087. Sat., Oct. 7 KLEIN TALK: Whatcom Museum curator Lisa van Doren and artist Sheila Klein will be on hand to discuss Klein’s “Otherclothing + Otherstuff” exhibit at 4pm at Lucia Douglas Gallery, 1415 13th St. For more info: 733-5361 or luciadouglas.com. Sat., Oct. 7 - Oct. 8 PAINT OUT: Be on the lookout—or participate in—the first-ever “Plein Air Paint Out” happening from 10am-3pm throughout town. Cost is $50 per day to be a participant. For more info: 671-8682. Sun., Oct. 8 RODIN’S LEGACY: “Rodin: His Sculpture Legacy” will be the focus of a free presentation at 2pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981. ONGOING EXHIBITS FIREHOUSE ART: Suzanne Fogarty explores the theme of women and their bodies through photographs through Oct. 14 at the Firehouse Performing Arts Center, 1314 Harris Ave. For more info: 734-2776 or suzannefogarty.com. LUCIA DOUGLAS GALLERY: Sheila Klein’s “Made in Bow: Otherclothing + Otherstuff” shows through Oct. 28 at the Lucia Douglas Gallery, 1415 13th St. For more info: 733-5361 or luciadouglas.com. MoNA: “All in the Painted View” presents the Northwest landscape through the eyes of various artists through Oct. 8 at La Conner’s Museum of Northwest Art, 121 S. First St. For more info: (360) 466-4446 or museumofnwart.org. WESTERN GALLERY: “Shoot the Family,” a photographic and multimedia exhibit, shows through Dec. 1 at the Western Gallery, WWU. For more info: 650-3963 or westerngallery.wwu.edu WHATCOM MUSEUM: The exhibits “Bert Huntoon and the Mount Baker Lodge,” “Rodin: In His Own Words,” and “Art + All That Jazz” are currently showing at the Whatcom Museum of History & Art, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981 or whatcommuseum.org. WEDNESDAY 7:30p BARRY LOPEZ presents –HOME GROUND Language for an American Landscape VILLAGE BOOKS • 1200 11th St in Historic Fairhaven • 671-2626 • www.VillageBooks.com Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art ART 21 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 galleries OPENINGS & EVENTS Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 visual to-fivers, and the community at large, a chance to get a cultural fix and meet the folks behind the talent. If you’re looking for hints on what to check out, those who’ve never stopped by the Waterfront Artists Studio Collective can take a gander at art being created on the spot. Mindport Exhibits will feature “Gathering Time,” with mixed-media work by Dana Mattson, Tom Calenberg, and AnMorgan Curry. “ReART: A Recycled Art Exhibition” shows how reused, salvaged and found materials can be turned into things of beauty at Allied Arts and the RE Store. And the list goes on. The Blue Horse Gallery, Paper Dreams, and the Bellingham Public Library will be featuring art from Whatcom Artist Studio Tour participants, which not so coincidentally happens Oct. 7-8 and 14-15 throughout See It Whatcom County. WHAT: Downtown Fifty-two artists Gallery Walk will be taking part WHEN: 7-10pm, Fri., in year 12 of the Oct. 6 tour, which has WHERE: 35 locations in downtown folks opening their Bellingham private studio COST: Free spaces for public MORE INFO: 527consumption. 8710 or downtownbelWhat began as lingham.com a small tour with WHAT: Whatcom Artabout 10 artists ist Studio Tour has turned into a WHEN: 10am-5pm, well-orchestrated Oct. 6-7, 14-15 event that features WHERE: Throughout scads of artists Whatcom County working in more COST: Free than a dozen medi- MORE INFO: 966-5148 ums. The Whatcom or studiotour.net Artist Studio Tour is self-guided and, as long as you stick within the timelines, you won’t surprise somebody hunched over their easel in a moment of artistic frenzy. Instead, they’ll welcome you with open arms and, in addition to being able to fill you in on what’s behind their creations, they may just sell you something unique to take home. Regardless of whether you buy anything, both the Downtown Gallery Walk and the Studio Tour are ways to connect with the artists in our community. You may not like everything you see, but with so much out there, you’re bound to find something you love. 21 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 ON Stage STAGE 22 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 22 stage theater dance profiles or the board, he points out. “This is all volunteer, including me.” So what makes community actors, directors and stagehands give up their valuable time in order to take part in bringing the Bellingham Theatre Guild to life? “It’s a lot of fun,” Braswell confidently replies. “I feel like we do good things for the community. When I’m there as house manager, I love to listen to the buzz of the people right before a show starts. Live theater hits you in a much deeper way than you can get from a movie or television. It’s a great thing to be part of—that you’re having an impact on people’s lives.” THEATER Wed., Oct. 4 - Oct. 7 EVITA: The story of Argentina’s Eva Peron is brought to life when the musical Evita shows at 7:30pm at Lynden’s Claire vg Thomas Theatre, 655 Front St. Tickets are $10-$12. For more info: 354-4425 or clairevgtheatre.org. Thurs., Oct. 5 Essie (Mikael Kenoyer) plants one on Grandpa Martin (Robert Muzzy) By Amy Kepferle CAN You TAKE IT? Theatre Guild is here again When Jeff Braswell auditioned for the play Harvey in 1999 at the Bellingham Theatre Guild, he didn’t get cast. But he did write down that he’d be willing to help out in other ways. See It A week or two later, the Guild called to say they needed someone WHAT: You Can’t to run the lights. He accepted the position and from there he Take It With You met people, got cast in the next play he tried out for and, before WHEN: 7:30pm, you can say “community theater,” was president of Bellingham’s Oct. 5-7, 12-14; 2pm Oct. 8, 15 longest-running stage endeavor. “Someone asked me if I’d work on a committee to keep the place WHERE: Bellin shape,” Braswell recalls. “One thing led to another and, next ingham Theatre Guild, 1600 H St. thing you know, I’m president.” COST: $7-$11 Three years later, Braswell is still helming the BTG, which recently began its 78th season with Koffman & Hart’s “maddening INFO: 733-1811 comedy” You Can’t Take It With You, about a house full of dreamers, or bellinghamtheatreguild.com anarchists and other lovable losers. Like most shows at the theater, Braswell points out the production wouldn’t be possible without the work of a whole lot of people. The current show, he reports, has 17 community members in the cast. Last summer’s Pirates of Penzance boasted a cast of 30 and an orchestra of 10. Braswell says they end up with between 150-200 people every year who are onstage or in the productions. That’s not even counting the volunteers at the door SERIAL KILLERS: Philippe and His Amazing Ticking Heart, The One Side, Crash Crandell in the 21st Century, Filling the Void and Precipice (of Doom) are the plays that have survived execution and will continue to the second round of “Serial Killers” at 8pm and 10pm at iDiOM Theater, 1418 Cornwall Ave. Plot updates will be provided for those who missed last week’s debut. Tickets are $10. For more info and reservations: 201-5464 or idiomtheater.com. NARABOV: See international improvisers when Slovenia-based comedic storytellers Narabov perform at 7:30pm and 9:30pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. Upfront performers will take part in the 9:30pm show. Entry is $8-$10 for the first show, $5 for the second. For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. STILES & CO: See high-octane improv when Ryan Stiles & Friends perform at 7pm at Mount Vernon’s Lincoln Theatre, 712 South First St. Tickets are $26. For more info: (877) 754-6284. Oct. 5 - Oct. 8 FIDDLER, ROOF: Czarist Russia comes to life when the musical Fiddler on the Roof shows at 7:30pm Thurs.-Sat. and 2pm Sun. at the Anacortes Community Theatre, 918 M Ave. Tickets are $16. For more info: (360) 293-6829 or acttheatre.com. HEIDI: The Swiss Alps will be the setting for the musical Heidi, which opens at 7:30pm Thurs. at the Barn Theatre in Sudden Valley. Friday’s show includes a dinner theatre. Tickets are $7$10 for regular shows, $20 for the dinner gig. For more info: 756-9916. Oct. 6 - Oct. 7 LONESOME WEST: Fighting brothers, boozepeddling lasses and a suicidal priest will be part of the plot when Martin McDonagh’s The Lonesome West shows at 8pm at iDiOM Theater, 1418 Cornwall Ave. Cost is $10. For more info: 201-5464 or idiomtheater.com. THEATRESPORTS: See teams battle for improv glory at Theatresports shows at 7:30pm and 9:30pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. Tickets are $10 for regular folks, free for WWU, WCC, and BTC students (for this weekend only). For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. Oct. 6 - Oct. 8 CARMEN: Skagit Opera begins its season with showings of Carmen at 7:30pm Fri. and 2pm Sun. at Mount Vernon’s McIntyre Hall, 2501 E. College Way. Tickets are $18-$48. Additional showings happen through Oct. 15. For more info: (360) 416-7622 or mcintyrehall.org. Sat., Oct. 7 AUDITION #1: The Barn Theatre holds auditions for A Christmas Carol from 10am-12pm at First Presbyterian Church, 1031 N. Garden St. For more info: 671-5970. Sun., Oct. 8 AUDITION #2: Audition for It’s a Wonderful Life at 7pm today and tomorrow at the Bellingham Theatre Guild, 1600 H St. The play begins Nov. 24. For more info: 733-1811. Wed., Oct. 11 INTRO TO IMPROV: Sheila Goldsmith offers a free Intro to Improv class at 7pm at Mindport Exhibits, 210 W. Holly St. For more info and to register: 756-0756. DANCE Fri., Oct. 6 SARAKASI: Performers from Kenya, Tanzania, and Ethiopia will be represented when Sarakasi comes to town at 8pm at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Acrobatics, traditional arts, circus skills and dance are on the bill. Tickets are $25-$35. For more info: 7346080 or mountbakertheatre.com. Oct. 6 - Oct. 7 ONE CURVE: Pam Kuntz’s That One Curve explores women’s bodies through dance and video at 7:30pm at the Firehouse Performing Arts Center, 1314 Harris Ave. Tickets are $10-$12. For more info: 758-7998 or firehouseperformingartscenter.com Fri., Oct. 6 CONTRA DANCE: Eat ’n’ Run will provide live tunes at tonight’s Contra Dance from 7:30-11pm at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. Entry is $8. For more info: 676-1554 or bellinghamcoutnrydance.org. Sat., Oct. 7 FOLKDANCE PARTY: The ensemble Cerise plays music from Eastern Europe, the Balkans, and beyond for the First Saturday folkdance party of the season from 8-11pm at the Fairhaven Public Library, 1117 12th St. Suggested donation is $10-12. For more info: 733-2044. BANAT SAHAR: Bellingham belly dance troupe Banat Sahar perform at 7pm at Boundary Bay, 1107 Railroad Ave. Entry is $3. For more info: 647-5993. Sun., Oct. 8 MEN OF VEGAS: The Men of Las Vegas—otherwise known as “the bad boys of burlesque”— combine vocals and dance at 4pm and 8pm at the Skagit Valley Casino, 5984 Darrk Lane, Bow. Tickets are $20. For more info: (877) 275-2448 or theskagit.com. previews rumor has it The Wastelanders. Photo by Chris Fuller By Carey Ross Soundwaves Better than a day at the beach Although 90 percent of the time I like to live by my own personal, deeply held motto of “Outside bad, inside good,” every now and again, even I venture into the great outdoors. And when I do emerge from my cave for a little al fresco recreation, I tend to head straight for the shore. So, if there’s a nonprofit organization devoted to the unfamiliar and, therefore, suspect, outdoor realm that I can really get behind, it’s the Surfrider Foundation. Started in 1984 in Mailbu, Calif., the Surfrider Foundation is now some 50,000 members strong and boasts more than 60 chapters along the left and right coasts (including one in our area), as well as in five foreign countries. The avowedly grassroots organization is dedicated to the preservation and protection of oceans and beaches across the world, and has historically been pretty successful in its multi-pronged approach of research, education and groundbreaking, David-vs.-Goliath-style litigation. This is all well and good, but what the hell does any of it have to do with music? Well, due to the grassroots part of the Surfrider Foundation equation, life isn’t just about surf samples and beach blanket bingo. Fundraising is a notto-be-ignored item on the to-do list as well and, in Bellingham, wrangling money is very often a musical affair. So, it is with high hopes that the Northwest Straits chapter of the Sur- frider Foundation is throwing its second annual Soundwaves benefit concert and auction at 8pm Thurs., Oct. 5 at the Wild Buffalo. This event features such biddable goods as everything from Village Books gift certificates to a swanky getaway at Shadow Mountain Lodge at Snoqualmie Pass. The musical entertainment will be provided cour- WHAT: 2nd Annual tesy of the closest thing Soundwaves Benefit Concert and AucBellingham has to a su- tion feat. Yogoman pergroup, the Yogoman Burning Band, the Burning Band, as well as Wastelanders, and the the hard-charging rock All-Nighters ‘n’ roll of the Wasteland- WHEN: 8pm Thurs., ers, and an appearance Oct. 5 by local surf punks, the WHERE: The Wild Buffalo, 208 W. Holly St. All-Nighters. The event is more COST: $10 regular/$7 than just a method with student ID or to raise a little extra Surfrider membership dough, for the unini- FOR MORE INFO: wildtiated, it also serves buffalo.net as an introduction to the foundation. To my way of thinking, any organization devoted to the outdoors who lobbies for my dollars inside a darkened bar is, 1. probably operated by geniuses and 2. worthy of my total and undying support. Listen THE FIRST TIME I walked around the new Depot Market Square at the end of Railroad Avenue, I thought to myself, “Cool, the Farmers Market has a roof.” Which is a sign that I lack imagination. Because when the folks from Epic Events checked out the structure, they thought, “This would make a fine place for an all-ages show.” Which, of course, it would. The only By Carey Ross thing left to do was deal with the red tape involved and book some shows, four to be exact. And they’ve timed the first one with trick-ortreating in mind: At 7:30pm Sat., Oct. 28, Black Eyes and Neckties, Misfits tribute band Horror Business, and the Wastelanders will take the stage at a place most of us go to buy our veggies. As die-hard allages supporter Joe Olmstead is involved in this endeavor, I think it’s safe to say that if this show is successful enough, there could be plenty more on this particular horizon. Well, three more, at least. So, I’ve done the math, and I’m pretty sure guitarist Josh Holland is in just about every band in town. I can really only think of a couple of bands he’s not in. For instance, I haven’t seen him onstage with the Trucks recently. And I don’t think he plays with Robert Blake because Robert pretty much just plays with himself. But I’m almost certain he’s in all the rest. The latest band to welcome Holland into the fold is none other than Federation X. Apparently, Josh hasn’t officially joined the band, but he will certainly be joining them for a stint of shows, one of which takes place Oct. 14 at the Nightlight with the aforementioned Trucks. While I am ridiculously excited to see how Holland’s considerable talent matches up to the matchless chops of Fed X (and to watch Dirty Bill use the entire room as his stage when he’s no longer fettered by a guitar), I hope this news doesn’t mean it will take longer for the semi-recorded Black Eyes and Neckties album to make it from the studio to my stereo. You hear that, Josh Holland? I want my BENt album, and I want it soon. And, lest any of you forget in all this local music hullabaloo, Clifford Smith, a.k.a. Method Man (who I just watched in a guest spot on CSI a few nights ago in the riveting episode “Poppin’ Tags,”) pays our fair city a visit this week. I’m not sure what it is that continues to draw these members of the Wu-Tang Clan to Bellingham, I just know, that in case you were considering it, the Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to eph with. 23 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 music MUSIC 23-25 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 Rumor Has It Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 MUSIC 23-25 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 24 wed October 4 A Street Named James thurs October 5 Mike Hill & the Rusty Buckets fri October 6 HAPPY HOUR 4 -6 PM WEEKDAYS Born here, raised here, live here... BELLINGHAM’S LOCAL TAVERN The Crying Shame SHOWS START AT sat October 7 9:30 PM, 21+ Datri Bean sun october 8 OPEN JAM SESSION mon october 9 Ryan LaPlante tue october 10 John Prine Birthday Jam 902 State St. #104 11 NW Beers on Tap | Free Peanuts We sell beer to go! Our coffee monkeys are trained. 300 W. Champion Street, Downtown 738-DROP Sell your car! classifieds.cascadiaweekly.com EEKLY CASCADIA Chiribin’s Commodore Ballroom 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY Feed and Seed Bar Tabac, Quaalude County Country Band Go Slowpoke, Anne, Agent Orchid, Will H. Johnson No-Fi Soul Rebellion, Part Man Part Horse, Project Mayhem Pennywise, Circle Jerks, Ignite, Brown Brigade Blue October, Test Your Reflex, Oslo We Are Scientists, Art Brut, special guests The Spinto Band SATURDAY MONDAY TUESDAY Banat Sahar The Brent Coalminers Scot Ranney’s Jazz Invitational Sparrows, The Turn-Ons Karaoke w/Poops The Jim Beam Medicine Show feat. Tender Situation Open Mic w/Chuck D feat. The Unusuals College Night D.E.K., Mechanical Dolls, Trutones Poetry Night Matt Bauer, Ora Cogan, The Tanglers Ryan LaPlante John Prine Birthday Jam Blue Scholars/ Oct. 7/Viking Union Multipurpose Room Department of Safety Fairhaven Pub & Martini Bar Karaoke David Stray Ney Band, Jenni Potts, Agent Orchid, Anne Fantasia Espresso & Tea Green Frog Cafe Acoustic Tavern A Street Named James Main Street Bar & Grill Nightlight Lounge Sol-illaquists of Sound Glue, X:144 & SPS, Prolyphic Poppe’s Lounge Richard’s on Richards Rockfish Grill Rogue Hero The Royal Rumors Cabaret Spaceband Frankly Moanin’ Datri Bean Open Mic w/Chuck D Death by Radio Death by Radio Karaoke ’80s Night Disco Disco Los Straitjackets, The World Famous Pontani Sisters, Kaiser George The Simpsons, Deadwood, Eyecandy Pacific Northwest Ambient Music Night Michael Gonzales Quartet The National The Easy All-Stars You Say Party We Say Die (early), Jedi Mind Tricks, RA The Rugged Man (late) James Armstrong Roktoberfest w/The Pickled Herring Band Roktoberfest w/Maggie’s Fury Megatron Legal Limit, Choker, Plague of Nations Live Disco Funk Karaoke w/DJ Komodore DJ Flex, DJ Izzy B Ladies Night Party Night w/DJ Flex Betty Desire Show w/DJ Velveteen Bump w/DJ Dougee Full Out w/DJ Scooter and DJ Q-bnza Bang w/DJ Marcus Purnell The Replacements The Replacements The Replacements Gruvbox Gruvbox Skagit Valley Casino Resort Underground Coffeehouse (WWU) Bike Smart (early), Storytelling with the Bellingham Storytellers First Fridays w/Swil Kanim Karaoke DJ Deerhead Method Man, Saigon Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower/Oct. 8/ Department of Safety Roktoberfest Mondays w/Marcus Pennywise/Oct. 4/ Commodore Ballroom The Men of Las Vegas (Pacific Showroom) Peak Oil: How It Will Change Your Life Kelly Jones, Jaycob Van Auken Everyday Jones Viking Union Multipurpose Room (WWU) The Wild Buffalo Comedy The Crying Shame 80s Night Spoken Word Wednesdays The Plot To Blow Up the Eiffel Tower, ...Worms, The Russians Mike Hill and the Rusty Buckets Full Frontal Assault, The Cathoholix, Nemesis of Morality Silver Reef Casino Stuart’s at the Market Jimmy Murphy Band SUNDAY Open Mic Night Blue Scholars, Common Market Acoustic Oasis Open Mic feat. Shakti Hayes Soundwaves Benefit Concert feat. The All Nighters, The Wastelanders, Happy Hour Jazz Project (early), Jude Bowerman Band (late) MUSIC 23-25 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 Boundary Bay Brewery Cathouse Blues Band, Kurt Aemmer & Adrian Clarke Halleck Street Ramblers Weekly Blues Invitational Jam feat. The Colonel Boundary Bay Brewing Co. 1107 Railroad Ave • 647-5593 | Commodore Ballroom 868 Granville St., Vancouver • (604) 739-4550 | Department of Safety 1011 12th St. Anacortes • (360) 293-8361 | Fairhaven Pub & Martini Bar 1114 Harris Ave. • 671-6745 | Main Street Bar & Grill 2004 Main St., Ferndale • 384-2982 | Nightlight Lounge 211 E. Chestnut St • 527-1531 | Poppe’s Bistro & Lounge 714 Lakeway Dr. • 671-1011 | Richard’s on Richards 1036 Richards St. Vancouver • (604) 687-6794 | Rockfish Grill 320 Commercial Ave. Anacortes • (360) 588-1720 | The Rogue Hero 1313 N. State St. • 756-0069 | The Royal 208 E. Holly St. • 738-3701 | Rumors Cabaret 1119 Railroad Ave. • 671-1849 | Silver Reef Casino 4876 Haxton Way, Ferndale • 383-0777 | Skagit Valley Casino Resort 5984 N Darrk Ln, Bow • (360) 724-7777 | Skylark’s Hidden Cafe 1300 11th St. • 715-3642 | Stuart’s at the Market 1530 Cornwall Ave. • 714-0800 | Wild Buffalo 208 W. Holly St. • www.wildbuffalo.net | Chiribin’s 113 E. Magnolia St. • 734-0817 | Fantasia Espresso & Tea 1324 Cornwall Ave. • 715-1622 | Green Frog Café Acoustic Tavern 902 N State St. • 756-1213 | To get your live music listings included in this esteemed newsprint, send pertinent info to clubs@cascadiaweekly.com. Deadlines are always at 5 pm Friday. Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 See below for venue addresses and phone numbers 25 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | Classifieds 28-31 FILM 26-27 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 26 Donnie Darko film reviews film times Special Reviewed by Kirk Honeycutt The Departed By Carolyn McCarthy Scorsese gets fierce Sundance Goes Local Thank God we have Martin Scorsese back. After a couple of films where one of the best directors ever seemed more intent on pleasing Academy voters than millions of admirers, Scorsese returns to contemporary crime fiction with a hugely satisfying bang. The Departed is a robust piece of storytelling and his best film since Casino in 1995. Everything is rock solid: Top actors with meaty roles that let them go to the edge without toppling over that edge and a story that keeps upping the tension and emotional ante every few minutes conspire to take us into a heart of urban darkness. Best of all, Scorsese’s relaxed energy infuses the film with excitement in every frame, thus elevating a gangster story to the level of tragedy. The film derives from Infernal Affairs, a hugely popular 2002 Hong Kong crime thriller. That too was a doozy of tight construction and breathtaking suspense. The story remains remarkably intact despite its transfer from cops and criminals in Hong Kong to a war between state police and a tough Irish mob in south Boston. The genius of both films is to focus on two moles on opposite sides of the law. Each has risen to a position of authority and responsibility, making him a lethally effective spy. Only by this time, each has wearied of the constant deceptions and lies, of the loneliness and terror of being stranded in a no-man’s-land between good and evil. Mob boss Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson) hand-picks young Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon) at an early age to mentor then slip into the ranks of the state police. Colin swiftly rises through the ranks to a spot in the Special Investigation Unit, whose main focus is to take down Frank Costello. Meanwhile, another police rookie, Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio), is asked by two men in that unit—the caustic Sgt. Dignam (Mark Wahlberg) and his levelheaded superior Capt. Queenan (Martin Sheen)—to infiltrate the Costello gang. It’s only a matter of time before these parallel careers crisscross at a dangerous intersection. In a sequence that fans of the original film will quickly recognize, during an illicit transaction between Frank’s gang and Chinese government agents over the sale of military parts, both cops and criminals recognize that a mole exists within their respective camps. Pressure mounts excruciatingly as each mole must find ways to communicate via cell phone during the operation. Then, afterward, each races against time to discover the identity of the other man to save himself. Costello is a familiar piece of acting from Nicholson—part demented caricature, part tongue-in-cheek fl amboyance. But the actors surrounding Nicholson rise to the occasion so that he neither dominates the movie nor wastes away in buffoonery. DiCaprio brings a level of emotional intensity and maturity missing so far in his adult roles. His Billy has a tough soul, but the inner core is about to crack and the fissures are becoming alltoo evident. Damon is a walking contradiction: He looks and acts more like a cop than anyone else in the movie, yet he’s a phony. The Departed is a ferociously entertaining film. From Park City to the Pickford Stranger. Then there’s Special, by Jeremy So this guy, this “meter maid,” Passmore, who fell in love with the idea of takes a pill and—wham!—he is endowed making movies right here in Bellingham. with superpowers. Naturally, he quits Special, an “energetic, inventively his job to fight crime, donning a silver lo-fi” film features bona fide movie star spacesuit for maximum effect. This is Michael Rapaport (Beautiful Girls). the juicy premise of Special, “I think part of the allure a film by Bellingham native was just the massive chalJeremy Passmore, and one of lenge of it all,” Passmore many flicks to be shown as says. “We knew it was insane, WHAT: Sundance part of the upcoming Sunreally, to even attempt it, Institute Art House dance Institute film series at but somehow that was part Project film series the Pickford Cinema. of what was driving us.” WHEN: The Sundance Institute He and co-director Hal OCT. 5: Crumb Art House Project was creHaberman made the movie OCT. 11: Police Beat ated with a dual purpose: on a shoestring budget and OCT. 12: Blood to celebrate the Institute’s submitted it to the Sundance Simple 25th anniversary and to Film Festival. It was selectOCT. 18: Special OCT. 19: Smoke recognize small indie-oried to be shown in the SpecSignals ented theaters who deliver trum category, presenting OCT. 25: Clear Sundance-style films to a “dramatic and documentary Cut: The Story of broader audience. Bellingworks from some of the most Philomath, Oregon ham’s own Pickford Cinema, promising new filmmakers OCT. 26: Memento OCT. 31: Donnie operated by the Whatcom from the U.S. and abroad.” Darko Film Association, is one of “When Hal and I first deNOV. 7: American just 14 theaters nationwide cided to make a movie, the Blackout chosen for this honor. primary goal was always to WHERE: Pickford Whatcom Film Association get it into Sundance,” PassCinema, 1416 CornProgram Director Michael more says. wall Ave. Falter has put together an Many of the Pickford’s MORE INFO: 738enticing mix of Sundance Sundance Institute picks are 0735 or pickfordcinclassics (Blood Simple, Mefresh from the festival and ema.com mento, Smoke Signals, Donnie will feature presentations by Darko) and newer works by Northwest writers and directors. The oldies but filmmakers such as Clear Cut: The Story of goodies promise more than what you Philomath, Oregon, recounts what hapcan get in your living room: beautipens when a scholarship fund founded ful images, professional sound and the on timber dollars collides with the culdelight of sharing the experience with tural divisions emerging today. Police a crowd. Beat is based on screenwriter Charles “It’s that feeling of being in a comMudede’s “Police Beat” column in The munity,” Falter says. See It Film Times | film Employee of the Month Fri-Tue, Oct 6-10 @ 7:00 & 9:30 PM +Sat-Sun, Oct 7-8 @ 1:45 PM Wed-Thr, Oct 11-12 @ 4:30 & 9:30 PM LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE USA • 2006 • 101 min • In English • Rated R STARTING FRIDAY By Carey Ross Fri-Tue, Oct 6-10 @ 4:20 PM Crumb: The unforgettable family of cartoonist Robert Crumb is detailed in this haunting documentary that is as fascinating as it is creepy. +++++ (R • 1 hr. 59 min.) Pickford 7:00, Thurs., Oct. 5 Employee of the Month: Jessica Simpson meets Dane Cook. Dane woos Jessica with his particular brand of lackluster comedy. Overcoming obstacles and amid controversy, they fall in love. Oh, and I think this happened in the movie too. + (PG-13 • 1 hr. 43 min.) Sunset Square 12:50 | 3:15 | 5:35 | 7:55 | 10:10 Flyboys: This doomed effort stars James Franco as the handsomest, most daring pilot to take to the World War I skies. Too bad this film boasts little more than a pretty face. + (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 19 min.) Sunset Square 1:00 | 4:00 | 7:00 | 10:00 Gridiron Gang: Another ultimately uplifting, based-on-a-true-story flick about triumph against overwhelming odds. This time it stars The Rock as a football coach in a juvenile detention facility. ++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs.) Bellis Fair 1:15 | 4:15 | 7:10 | 10:05 The Guardian: Kevin Costner plays wise mentor to Ashton Kutcher’s rebellious-buttalented protégé in this serviceable flick about Coast Guard Rescue Swimmers. ++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 15 min.) Bellis Fair 1:00 | 1:30 | 4:10 | 4:35 | 7:20 | 7:50 | 10:25 The Illusionist: Paul Giamatti, Edward Norton, and Jessica Biel star in this film about a prince, a magician and the woman they both love. +++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 50 min.) Sunset Square 1:30 | 4:30 | 7:15 | 9:45 Jackass: Number Two: See Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, and crew injure themselves in new and not particularly fascinating ways. The only thing that could make this a redeeming cinematic effort is if a cast member was to accidentally do something intelligent—which is not likely to happen. + (R •1 hr. 35 min.) Sehome 12:30 | 3:45 | 7:00 | 10:10 Jet Li’s Fearless: Martial arts legend Jet Li is set to retire from the genre he helped keep alive, but not before turning in one last incredible, gravity-defying performance as China’s most famous fighter, Huo Yuanjia. ++++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 44 min.) Sunset Square 12:45 | 3:10 | 5:30 | 7:50 | 10:15 Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man: Insightful concert film/documentary gives a glimpse of the genius of one of this generation’s most eclectic and influential songwriters ++++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 45 min.) Pickford 4:20, Oct. 6-10 Little Miss Sunshine: Family dysfunction is on full display in this film that has the likes of Steve Carell, Alan Arkin, Greg Kinnear, and the adorable Abigail Breslin road-tripping across the country with hilarious and memorable results. +++++ (R • 1 hr. 42 min.) Pickford 4:30 | 7:00 | 9:30 (no 7:00 show on Thursday) Open Season: Animated adventure about a bear used to the finer things in life who is introduced to the wonders of the wilderness by an enterprising mule deer—right before the first day of hunting season. Will he take back the forest or become dinner? +++ (PG • 1 hr. 40 min.) Bellis Fair 2:20 | 2:50 | 4:40 | 5:10 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 9:20 | 9:50 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest: Johnny Depp reprises his role as troublemaking buccaneer Jack Sparrow. Expect swashbuckling aplenty when creepy-faced Davy Jones shows up to lay claim to Sparrow’s soul. +++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 25 min.) Bellis Fair 2:30 | 6:15 | 9:30 School for Scoundrels: In an epic battle of Bad Santa vs. Napoleon Dynamite, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Heder become romantic rivals for the heart of Jacinda Barret. ++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 40 min.) Sunset Square 12:30 | 2:45 | 5:10 | 7:30 | 9:55 Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning: If this film is anything like the 2003 remake of the horror classic, expect the gore to be plentiful, the violence sadistic and the movie to look creepy and stylish all at the same time. +++ (R • 1 hr. 24 min.) Bellis Fair 2:45 | 5:15 | 7:40 | 10:00 POLICE BEAT BLOOD SIMPLE Wed, Oct 11 ONLY @ 7 PM Thr, Oct 12 ONLY @ 7 PM USA • 2004 • 80 min • In English • Unrated USA • 1985 • 99 min • In English • Rated R MONTANA F URNI T URE G A LLERI ES FI NE F URNI T URE MA DE I N T H E U.S.A . 40% OFF Home Office and U pholste re d Fur niture L AT I O N S AT U GR K e it h & O Leah e ll M it c h s o f a in n e r t h e w in s t o r e $400 ic a t e C e r t if G if t N C The Departed: See review previous page. ++++ (R • 2 hrs. 29 min.) 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Runs great, goes 35mph around town, seats two. Email: amorris@bham. wednet.edu Type: 2BD Rent: $495 Utilities: All Included Sq ft: 400 Name: Helena Building Address: 1313 Railroad Avenue #2 Available: 09/01/2006 Description: Remodeled Bright 50’s style Downtown apartment. High ceilings, large windows provide natural light and fresh air, city views, kitichenette, shared bathroom. Secure building with intercom. Call today • 360-734-6600 1 BR/1 BA apartment close to WWU, shopping, park Spacious one bedroom, on-site laundry, dishwasher, microwave, NP/ NS. 10 minutes from WWU! Private. Second floor, good light. Big windows. Large walk-in closet, lots of storage space. Quiet complex. Onsite management available for maintenance. Close to Sehome Village shopping, and across the street from Sehome Arboretum. Near freeway, on buslines. $520/ month, $450 deposit. You will be taking over my lease, which is through August with option to renew. For more information, or to see the apartment call the office at (360) 671-9430 and ask for Dee or Ron. Rentals: Bellingham 2 Bed 2 Bath Townhouse Spacious 1000 sq ft apartment, New Wood floors, garage, washer/dryer, fenced yard, breakfast bar, dishwasher, gas heat and range. Next to playground/ park/busline, w/s/g paid $825 920-8618 October Free with 6 Month lease! - Great home in a nice neighborhood 3 bedroom 1 bath house on a large double lot in great upscale Geneva area with a peekaboo view of Lake Whatcom. - Brand new Send your classifeds to classifieds@ cascadiaweekly.com 500 Rentals carpet and freshly painted Skylights in LR and bathroom - Extra deep one car garage - Gas forced air heat and HW - Gas fireplace - Dishwasher, garbage disposal, Washer and Dryer - Rent includes water/sewer - Across the street from Geneva Elementary School. Short 2 block walk to beach access. Bring your kayak! Available immediatly. October Free with a signed 6 month lease. Deposit of $1000. Call 920-1513 for showings. Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D O W N T O W N Type: 1 BD / 1BA Rent: $745 Utilities: water / sewer, garbage / recycling paid by landlord Sq ft: 793 Name: Bellingham Hardware Building Address: 215 West Holly Street #343 Available: 10/01/2006 Description: Beautiful remodeled apartment in historic building downtown. 18ft ceilings & bay/city views from private deck. Exposed brick and timbers. Laundry facility on site. Secure building. Call today • 360-734-6600 Private basement room for rent This is a basement room with its own private bathroom. We are looking for a 19-25 year old roomate. The house is on west Illinois street and is centrally located. Utilities, internet, etc. will be split three ways. The space is available immediately. Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D O W N T O W N Type: 2BD / 1BA Rent: $745 Utilities: water / sewer, garbage / recycling paid by landlord Sq ft: 687 Name: Windsor Building Address: 1218 North State Street #305 Available: 09/01/2006 Description: Beautiful remodeled apartment in historic building downtown. High ceilings & light shaft. W/D & D/W. Each bedroom has a private entrance. Secure building with intercom. Call today • 360-734-6600 Bedroom + office in gorgeous house Beautiful home to share with gourmet chef and a Montessori teacher. I have my own place upstairs so you may not see me much. The downstairs has two bedrooms with office. There’s a 30 yr. old male, who is very nice looking, respectful, and thick Italian accent who will be sharing the living room and dining area with you. Wood floors and pillar archway there is so services rentals real estate 500 Rentals 500 Rentals 500 Rentals much character and charm you will love it. The kitchen is spacious and we have a huge basement for storage. Come look if this sounds tempting! Jessica 715-8207 961-9223 Big Studio Apt. in Middle of Downtown Spacious Studio Apartment with its own bathroom/ shower. Very Nice Neighbors. Apartment is within a short walking distance of the bus depot. The apartment is in a safe, quite neighborhood of downtown, but very close to the center. Has two rooms, a kitchen and a bathroom. On-site laundry. For more information, please contact (360)738-7970. 2 Large Remodeled Two Bedroom Duplexes Two large 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath duplexes available now! Open eat-in kitchen with all appliances including a dishwasher. Large living room with 1/2 bath downstairs. Covered carport and washer and dryer included! For a showing please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420. Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D O W N T O W N Type: 2BD / 1BA Rent: $695 Utilities: water / sewer, gas / heat, garbage / recycling paid by landlord Sq ft: 500 Name: Kulshan Apartment Building Address: 1011 High Street #14 Available: 09/12/2006 Description: Clean, bright apartment in cool historic building. One year lease. Laundry on site. Secure building with intercom. Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D O W N T O W N Type: 3BD / 1BA Rent: $995 Utilities: water / sewer, garbage / recycling paid by landlord Sq ft: 975 Name: Windsor Building Address: 1218 North State Street #401 Available: 09/01/2006 Description: Huge top floor apartment in historic downtown building. Amazing city views. Light Shaft & exposed brick. W/D & D/W. Secure building with intercom. You must see this apartment before it is gone! Call today • 360-734-6600 1/2 off first month’s rent + $100 off deposit Clean, 2 year-old, 2 bedroom 1.5 bathroom apt. Lots of room w/900 sq. ft. $600 deposit, $350 for first month’s rent Please, please, please take over our lease! + free microwave if you want it! (360) 510-1286 500 Rentals Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D O W N T O W N Type: Open One Bedroom Rent: $495 Utilities: All Included Sq ft: 400 Name: Helena Building Address: 1313 1/2 Railroad Avenue #14 Available: 10/01/2006 Description: Clean, bright character. Remodeled 50’s style. Natural wood floors. Skylight in kitchen. Natural wood floors. Shared bathroom. Call today • 360-734-6600 Newly updated 4 bedroom 2 bath house on large fenced lot. email: anon-213991010@ cascadiaweekly.com Call today • 360-734-6600 Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D O W N T O W N Sat. 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Type: Studio Rent: $745 Utilities: water / sewer, garbage / recycling paid by landlord Sq ft: 786 Name: Bellingham Hardware Building Address: 215 West Holly Street #137 Available: 10/01/2006 Description: 18 ft ceilings, large windows, lots of light, city views. Call today • 360-734-6600 Newly updated 3 bedroom 1.5 bath house on large lot. email: anon-213986677@ cascadiaweekly.com 2 Bedroom Duplex 2 bedroom duplex apartment on ground floor, with garage. New kitchen remodel all new floors. French doors open onto great back yard. Don’t let the funky 70’s architecture fool you this is a great apartment. Coin-op laundry. $700 deposit. Near buslines, jogging trails and Sunset Square shopping. Non-smoking please. Call 920-3774. IO AITD Y ENDUNR T IVERS A R PE INGTO O WASH DENTWESTERN STU FAIRS IC AF PUBL D N A NEWS RACY NOW NEWS C IO DEMO EECH RAD IC S SP FREE LTY SHOW NEW MUS F SPECIA RS/WEEK O U 40 HO .ORG .KUGS WWW buy sell trade AT 89.3FM Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D O W N T O W N Type: Retail / Residential Rent: $927 Utilities: water / sewer, gas / heat, garbage / recycling paid by llessor. Electic paid by Tenant. Sq ft: 845 Name: McHugh Building Address: 1230 Bay Street Available: 09/01/2006 Description: Retail storefront / one bedroom residential apartment. Remodeled. At main intersection in downtown Bellingham, signage, high ceilings. Call today • 360-734-6600 Large One Bedroom w/ Extra Storage, W/D This is a large apartment with lots of long-term tenants. This is an upstairs apartment so you don’t have anyone walking on top of your head. The kitchen is compact but has lots of cupboard space with an area for a breakfast table. There’s an on-site washer/dryer, off-street parking, vinyl windows, and it’s inexpensive to heat with PSE energy package. It’s located in a 4 plex with great long-term tenants in the other units. Call for additional information and showing. Sorry all you pet owners—no dogs or cats are allowed and no smoking inside the unit. There is a $25 fee if you see it and are interested and want to put in an application. We’re happy to discuss individual details to make sure you qualify so you don’t spend the $25 if there’s a small likelihood of you passing the screening (credit, background, employment/financial screens). We’re very upfront and don’t believe in taking your $$$ if you don’t qualify. Located at 1611 King #4. Only $475. Avail now. Call (360) 527-9482 for answers to your questions or to view. Equal opportunity housing. Owner/agent. Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D O W N T O W N Type: 2BD / 1BA Rent: $845 Utilities: water / sewer, gas / heat, garbage / recycling paid by landlord Sq ft: 650 Name: Kulshan Apartment Building Address: 1011 High Street #8 Available: 10/01/2006 Description: Watch the sunset from you apartment all year long! built in bookcases, natural wood floors. High ceilings. Bay/city views. One year lease. Laundry on site. Secure building with intercom. Best apt next to WWU. Pets Ok with pet deposit. Call today • 360-734-6600 Farmhouse (Refurbished) Built in 1933 $1,200 for the 1933 completely refurbished farmhouse. House is approx. 1,200 sq. ft. with 600 sq. ft. basement. Has 5 rooms, 1 large bedroom 400 By Rob Brezsny Rentals bulletin board 400 Rentals Free Will Astrology ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Dear Rob: When my wife got pregnant, she was warned that one side effect might be that her feet would grow a bit. She’s now a few months along, and while her feet remain a dainty size 7, my own feet have expanded from size 12 to 13! I’ve heard husbands sometimes have sensations that parallel their pregnant wives’ symptoms, but this is crazy, don’t you think?—Vicarious Aries.” Dear Vicarious: You Rams are in a phase when your ability to share the feelings and experiences of others is at a peak. I suggest you take advantage of this opening to supercharge your empathy and get closer to your loved ones than you’ve ever dared. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The new CEO of soft drink giant PepsiCo is Indra Nooyi, striking a modest but significant blow for female equality in the business world. That’s the good news. The bad news? Pepsi is a terrible product that rots teeth, has no nutritional value, and contributes to the obesity epidemic. Keep this in mind as you carry out your assignment in the coming week, Taurus. Fight and claw and scheme and dream to raise up the power of the feminine (yes, even if you’re a man), but only if it’s a version of the feminine that raises up everyone and everything else, too. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “It was like a masquerade festival at eternal midnight,” says a character named Flux in Antero Alli’s magical realist movie The Drivetime, “with everyone throwing off mask after mask and never getting to the bottom.” That description has a resemblance to what your life has been like lately, Gemini. Any day now, however, that will change. The last masks will finally come off. All will stand revealed. You’ll get to the bottom of the core identities. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Get a hold of some of that million-year-old salt from the Himalayas and use it to season your food. Maybe you’d like to sample the Chinese delicacy know as thousand-year-old duck eggs. Wash it all down with the beer from Greenland that’s made of 2,000-year-old water obtained from melted glaciers. By doing these things, you’d symbolically imbibe ancient purity, pristine rawness, and the wildest spirits of nature. That would be right in alignment with what the astrological omens say you need. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Sunny Sky’s is an ice cream store in North Carolina that sells a flavor called Cold Sweat, which is made with three varieties of hot peppers and two kinds of hot sauce. It’s sweet and creamy and cool and spicy and prickly and fiery all at the same time—kind of like what I foresee for you in the coming week, Leo. To get the most out of this extravagantly paradoxical time, I suggest you take small bites. And please wait a while following each new mouthful to see what the after-effect is before you load up on more. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Writing in The New York Times, Joyce Wadler captured the essence of a genre that has lost its once-heady repute. “Poetry, if we may take a moment to explain to the young people,” she said, “is an art form somewhat like rap, only it does not sell, and since the death of Lord Byron [in 1824] there has been a paucity of bling-bling.” At the risk of nudging you toward a cultural dead end, then, Virgo, I’ll ask you to expose yourself to concentrated doses of poetry this week. In my astrological opinion, you need to have your brain scrambled and heart flushed in a lyrically healing way, which good poetry can do. Here are some excellent sources: (1) James Broughton, tinyurl.com/zabt9. (2) Mary Oliver, tinyurl.com/z325h. (3) Pablo Neruda, tinyurl.com/l6684. (4) Rainer Maria Rilke, tinyurl.com/ gsy3t. (5) Daniel Ladinsky, tinyurl.com/f9w2j. (6) Lots of poets, tinyurl.com/kyqzc. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):400 U.S. Patent number 400 5,996,568 is an apparatus for safely shooting hot Rentals Rentals dogs into a crowd. Patent 4,834,212 is a device into which someone can scream and howl without bothering anyone nearby, allowing her to vent pent-up emotions. Patent 2,272,154 is a ladder that spiders can use to climb out of a bath. Patent 4,247,283 is a gadget that allows a trumpet to be used as a flamethrower while being played. These are exactly the kinds of imaginative innovations I urge you to work on, Libra. Your inventiveness is at an all-time high, as is everyone’s need for your inventiveness. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): It’ll be a good time to feed your demons apple pie and ice cream. Don’t scrimp! Other actions that will put you in fortuitous alignment with the cosmic rhythms: looking for interesting, uplifting, inspiring trouble; unleashing explosive belly-laughs as you contemplate everything that makes you angry; forcing yourself to think a kind thought about someone who misunderstands you; bellowing curses in the direction of the brightest star you can see, blaming it for all your problems; and hopping and skipping down the sidewalk or hallway as you sing-song the names of everyone you dislike. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The Burning Man festival is one of the planet’s most spectacularly idealistic parties. Now in its second decade, the weeklong event annually draws upwards of 40,000 celebrants to a barren patch of Nevada desert to participate in a “gift economy,” where no money changes hands and art is as abundant as advertisements are back in the “real” world. The founder and director of this cultural triumph is Larry Harvey. His success didn’t come quickly. “I was a failed janitor, failed gardener, failed bike messenger, failed taxi driver,” he testifies. “By any normal standard, I was an abject failure. Now I see that this was actually a sustained course of study for everything I’m doing now.” With this as your cue, Sagittarius, make a supreme effort to reinterpret all your so-called flops and missteps as crucial lessons that helped you develop your unique mission. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I was nine years old when I first risked my ass to fight for the rights of others. It was a winter morning in Ohio. Ten of us kids were waiting on a corner for the school bus to pick us up. A fifth-grader named Jerry Demasko was doing his usual shtick: insulting and belittling the girls. When he sneeringly informed little Debbie Runello that she would always be ugly, I snapped. I tackled him, sat on him, and drove his face into the freshly fallen snow. “Promise you’ll stop being a mean bastard every minute of your life!” I demanded. He resisted at first, but when my inflamed strength kept him pinned, he broke. Your assignment, Capricorn, is to recall the first time you felt an eruption of pure compassionate rage in the face of injustice. Once you’ve done that, spend the next ten days cultivating and expressing that beautiful emotion. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): At any single moment, approximately 0.7 percent of the people on our planet are drunk—at least in a normal week. In the coming days, however, I believe that a sudden profusion of intoxicated Aquarians will ensure that the global average rises to at least 1.5 percent. To be totally accurate, not all of those Aquarians will be sloshed on alcohol or zonked on drugs. Some will be flying high solely on the strength of their exhilarating adventures in the unknown, while others will have transcended the everyday trance through the power of their boundary-shattering meditations or their breakthrough love-making. Don’t you dare miss out on this dizzying opportunity to lose your mind in the most constructive way possible. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “When you follow your bliss,” wrote mythologist Joseph Campbell, “doors will open where you would not have thought there would be doors, and where there wouldn’t be a door for anyone else.” That’s always true, Pisces, but it’s especially apropos for you now. If you swear a blood oath to follow your bliss, vowing to do what your secret self loves more than anything else, a portal will open that’s as big as a garage door and as sweet as a gateway to a secret garden. Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | CLASSIFIEDS Classifieds 28-31 28-31 jobs TO PLACE AN AD classifieds.cascadiaweekly.com Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 classifieds broadcast 29 Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | CLASSIFIEDS Classifieds 28-31 28-31 Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 30 classifieds broadcast jobs 500 Rentals services 500 Rentals rentals TO PLACE AN AD classifieds.cascadiaweekly.com real estate 500 Rentals buy sell trade 500 Rentals Rentals: Blaine Victorian Home With Gardens On Boblett Cute Victorian Charmer! Welcome to comfortable turn of the century charm in an old fashioned neighborhood. Interior has been totally remodeled. New hot water heater, new vinyl windows, new roofs, and new paint on the shutters, porch, and fence. Appliances include Viking stove, Danby washer/dryer, and Whirlpool refrigerator. Three bedrooms PLUS a den. Very large corner lot - fully fenced and landscaped. A gardener’s dream just blocks to all Blaine schools and downtown Blaine. email: anon-214016538@cascadiaweekly.com Rentals: Lynden How to Sudoku: Arrange the digits 1-9 in such a way that each digit occurs only once in each row, only once in each column, and only once in each box. Try it! (could be partitioned into 2) and 2 baths with a sitting room off of the dining room area (which could be converted into another bedroom). New appliances, propane F.A. heat, propane F/P with riverrock surround, french doors, laminate floors upgrated plumbing & light fixtures, jetted jacuzzi tub, pond house and 3 storage sheds. (I have more pictures if you’d like to see the inside furnished). Updates done in the last few years are new plumbing, electrical, roofing, siding, floors, walls, foundation, appliances, filtration system, hot water heaters and complete interior remodel of the home. Only 7 miles from Sunset Exit off I-5, Bellingham. Will accept pets with additional damage deposit of $250 per pet. Interested, please call Reuben at 425-770-0747 or Shirley at 425-268-4992. Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D O W N T O W N Type: 2BD / 1BA Rent: $825 Utilities: water / sewer, gas / heat, garbage / recycling paid by landlord Sq ft: 550 Name: Kulshan Apartment Building Address: 1011 High Street #9 Available: 10/01/2006 Description: Natural wood floors & built in bookcases. High ceilings. Bay/city views. One year lease. Laundry on site. Secure building with intercom. Best apt next to WWU. Pets Ok with pet deposit. Call today • 360-734-6600 2 br silverbeach area older home with modern updates—gas heat and water—mudroom with washer and dryer—sits on 2 lots near the lake and park—great yard—great neighborhood email: anon-213844847@ cascadiaweekly.com Daylight Properties 360-734-6600 D O W N T O W N Type: Open 1BD / 1BA Rent: $465 Utilities: All Included Sq ft: 300 Name: McHugh Building Address: 217 West Holly Street #10 Available: 10/01/2006 Description: Cute remodeled 50’s style apartment in quite, secure, historic building downtown. Call today • 360-734-6600 Lovely 3 br/2bath house-3 car garageyard-super clean! MOVE IN SPECIAL $300.00 off the first month rent! This house was built in 2001 and it’s in great condition. It’s so clean! Located in a great neighboorhood within walking distance of a small park, near the Bellis Fair Mall and Whatcom community college. New laminate floors with radiant heat. Double pained windows. The kitchen is so awesome-high ceilings-breakfast nook-over the range microwave-gas range. Laundry room with washer & dryer/all appliances included. $1300.00 a month $1300.00 deposit NO PETS PLEASE 360-739-3937 PRIVATE ROOM WITH SHOP SPACE Private room with shop space available approx October 10, 2006. In private residence on 2/3 acre in Bellingham. $550.00 per month. Call (360)647-9008 Great Family Neighborhood Three bedroom, 1.5 bath single story rambler in great neighborhood. Kitchen has oak cabinets, dishwasher, disposal and microwave. Hardwood floors and gas heat. Utility room with washer and dryer. Picture perfect, large fenced yard complete with fruit trees and a potting/storage shed! For a showing please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420. Cozy Home with Hardwood Floors Newer three bedroom, two bath home in great neighborhood. Hardwood floors throughout the living room, kithen and attached dining area. This cozy home comes with gas heat, gas fireplace, attached two garage with opener and fenced back yard with mature landscaping! All this and washer and dryer included! For a showing please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Bright, Welcoming Home in Family Neighborhood Open floor plan three bedroom, 2.5 bath home in great family friendly neighborhood. Large, bright living room with built-in entertainment center above cozy gas fireplace. Kitchen with all appliances, including dishwasher, side by side fridge and microwave! Large walk-in pantry and utility room with washer and dryer. Two car garage, large deck and fenced back yard! For a showing please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Nearly New Minutes From Bellingham Two bedroom, one bath with reserved covered parking. Enjoy the territorial views and the fireplace in the living room. The kitchen even has a dishwasher! Washer and dryer included! For a showing please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Rentals Wanted Oct 17-Nov 20 housing needed Emergency physician working night shifts at St Joseph Hospital from Oct 17 to Nov 20. I’m commuting from out of state and looking for a studio, or 1 bdrm that is clean, nonsmoking, and quiet during the day so that I can sleep. I need to stay within 20 minutes drive of the hospital. I can house sit and feed pets although I will not be around for some of the time (Oct 31-Nov 8). Amount of rent is not a problem for the right place. I have local references available. Thx email: anon214510204@cascadiaweekly. com 20 yr old female looking for place with puppy 20 years old, rad chick and her radical dog are lookin for a place. anything $400 or under, would prefer under, but if its the right situation, ill take it! must be a place that will allow me to have my dog, and if it has a fenced in yard that’s definitely a plus. I go to whatcom community, love to snowboard, hang out, majoring in elementary ed, and absolutely love art. I listen to a lot of music... I am very laid back, but I keep things clean. Guy or girl roommates, either or. email me if you have any openings... littlefoot1357@ hotmail.com Need room during the week I am a software developer for Business Objects in Vancouver, and need to stay bulletin board 500 Rentals in the US since I have to keep my Green Card valid and I need a room to rent during the weekdays... on the weekends I will be in Vancouver with family. I need to know if the place can have reliable internet connection since I will be working from home. email: anon-214439925@ cascadiaweekly.com Need a place until May I am a 25 year- old student looking for an apartment until the month of May (negotiable). I have subleased before and can provide good references if needed. Preferably, I wouldn’t want to pay more than $700 a month. email: anon-214376109@cascadiaweekly.com (Bellingham) Caretaker available Hello, I am a clean quiet responsible person who has refrences and is available to house sit this winter. If you want/need someone to watch your home I am of service. email: mntdreams@ yahoo.com Need 3bd section 8 accepted I am looking to move at the end of June 2007. I have section 8 open certificate. I have great references. Looking for house in Whatcom County not city. City limits are ok. I have 4 outdoor cats. Son has bad allergies along with asthma so we can not be by a busy street. Clean respectful family. email: anon-214154020@ cascadiaweekly.com Man and Dog looking for a home I am a 25 year old naval flight officer moving to the Mount Vernon area in November and need an apartment/house/room to rent for 6 months while I search for a place to buy. I am a very clean, responsible, quiet renter. A very well trained/obedient German 500 Real Estate Shepherd that loves other animals and people would live with me. You can contact me through email or phone 970-201-2142 email Eric: stbumpkin@yahoo.com Need room or apt looking for housing while taking classes and working out of stanwood mt vernon area—my family has moved to port townsend so i will be visiting with them on most weekends—-other than that i work 40-60 hours a week and really only spend time eating and sleeping at home so anything mellow is appreciated email: amyedelgard@ hotmail.com Roommates Wanted Share a House near WWU Share a 3 bedroom, 2 l/2 bath home near WWU. 1 bedroom available in nicer, spacious home. Walk to WWU Park N Ride. Share utilities. Available furnished or unfurnished. Call Mike at 360-320-9582 Roommate Needed - Very Cheap Rent Roommate needed. ASAP! Very cheap rent. Nice room in a big house right off Alabama St., on Verona St. Lots of storage and parking. House is being shared by a super chill and friendly group of Western students. It is also right on a Bus line with a bus going directly to WWU if you are a student. Both guys and girls are welcome. I had to move out and I am hoping to find some one to take my portion lease over for this next lease year. If you have any questions, feel free to call me at any time. My # 360 319 7865. Roommate wanted, spacious house, great 500 Real Estate view 1 room available in a great house. Coed house, 2 1/2 bath, 2 living rooms, hottub, great view, clean and well lit, fireplace, garage. Roommates are fun and easy going and all around our mid 20’s. House is 5mins from pretty much everything, walking distance to Whatcom Falls Park. W/S/G is paid, gas and electric are split; usually about $30 per person/month. House also has wireless highspeed internet. No pets, NO SMOKING, no drugs, no psychos, no exceptions. Deposit is $120 If you have questions or want to check out the room call 360-201-5729 brand new condo roommate wanted Room available in 2 bdr 2 bth just built condo. Walking distance 2 wwu,clean, dependable and fun person wanted! Call for details (360)920-4378 Ask for Jen 600 Real Estate Condos: Bellingham Ground Floor Condo at Southwinds Ground floor two bedroom, two bath condo in welcoming community. Living room with gas fireplace, Kitchen has breakfast bar, dishwasher, disposal and microwave. Utility room with washer and dryer. Private patio and assigned parking. For a showing please contact Protocol Property Management at (360) 734-5420. Brand New with Unobstructed Amazing Views Brand new 2+ or 3 bedroom, two bath condos with amazing views of Bell- 600 Real Estate ingham Bay and city lights. Bright and comfortable flow throughout the large living room, dining room and kitchen. Large master suite with walk-in closet and his & her sinks in the attached bathroom. 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New appliances, carpet, wash/dryer, claw foot tub, etc. Amazing views of San Juan Islands and Blanchard Mountain. email: anon-214496440@cascadiaweekly.com mannkind troubletown Bennett Lerner 7:30 pm in the PAC Concert Hall, Fri. 10.13.06 Special thanks to our sponsors “Alright, alright I should have asked directions! Now we’ve landed in one of those frighteningly liberal weeklies.” www.pacseries.wwu.edu for tickets call 360.650.6146 WellSpring Community School New!ExpandedCampus :JPLUJL3HIZ:[\KPV(Y[Z [O:[)LSSPUNOHT School Since 1992 Make this school year count. Enroll for 2006-07 Call 671-5433 Food To Bank On Featured Mentor Farmer Mike Finger of Cedarville Farm Food To Bank On is generously volunteering his time and 18-plus years of farming experience to help two new Whatcom County farms get established. grows new farms and feeds the hungry by connecting brand-new farms with markets, training and mentorship while providing fresh veggies to area food banks. Help us say thanks! Cedarville offers 22-week CSA subscriptions from JuneOct, as well as a 7 week “fall share” in Nov & Dec! Email cedarville322@mac.com for more information. Food To Bank On is a project of: COMMUNITY FOOD CO-OP For more information about the program, or if you are a farmer who would like to apply for the 2007 season, contact Sustainable Connections 360 647-6902 or shonie@sconnect.org Do it 3 | Letters & Views 4-7 | News 8-11 | Best of B’ham 12-17 | Words & Community 19 | Get Out 20 | Art 21 | On Stage 22 | Music 23-25 | Film 26-27 | CLASSIFIEDS Classifieds 28-31 28-31 tmw Cascadia Weekly #1.30 | 10.04.06 end the sanford piano series presents 31 Located at Cordata across from Bellis Fair Mall