Halloween The Night
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Halloween The Night
Grisly Gristle, 3.ɀɆ Paddlers in Peril, 3.ɀɈ Milk Men, 3.ɂɄ c a s c a d i a REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA WHATCOM SKAGIT ISLAND COUNTIES *{10.28.15}{#43}{V.10}{ * FREE} THRILLINGHAM The dead can dance, P.16 The Night GALLERY Scary sights at Fourth Corner, P.18 Halloween HAUNTS Sounds like a Spooktacular, P.20 FOOD 34 c a s c a B-BOARD 27 FILM 24 MUSIC 20 ART 18 STAGE 16 GET OUT 14 i a ThisWeek A glance at this week’s happenings FILM Rocky Horror Picture Show: 8pm and 12am, Mount Baker Theatre WEDNESDAY [10.28.15] DANCE Celebrate the 40th anniversary of The Rocky Horror Picture Show with viewings Oct. 29-31 at the Mount Baker Theatre (the film version) and the Lincoln Theatre (the stage version) ONSTAGE Standing on Ceremony: 7:30pm, DUG Theater, WWU WORDS 12 d MUSIC Jamie Stillway, Ben Bonham: 7:30pm, Roeder Home THURSDAY [10.29.15] Scream Fair: 6:30-9:30pm, NW Washington Fairgrounds, Lynden Clown Bar: 7:30pm, iDiOM Theater Standing on Ceremony: 7:30pm, DUG Theater, WWU Good, Bad, Ugly: 8pm, Upfront Theatre Rocky Horror Show: 8pm, Lincoln Theatre, Mount Vernon The Project: 10pm, Upfront Theatre MUSIC Fidalgo Youth Symphony: 1pm, McIntyre Hall WORDS COMMUNITY Family Activity Day: 10am-4pm, Whatcom Museum’s Lightcatcher Building Haunt the Park: 5-7pm, Pioneer Park, Ferndale A Masquerade Eve: 6pm, Fairhaven Middle School Bellwether Halloween: 7-11pm, Hotel Bellwether FILM GET OUT Rocky Horror Picture Show: 8pm and 12am, Mount Baker Theatre Boneshaker Bike Fest: 9am, La Conner Channel Lodge Haunted Garden: 9am-6pm, Garden Spot Nursery Fall Family Fun: 10am-6pm, Glen Echo Garden, Everson Trick-or-Treat: 2-4pm, downtown Anacortes Trick-or-Treat: 3-5pm, downtown Ferndale Halloween Trick-or-Treat: 3-6pm, historic Fairhaven Trick-or-Treat: 3-5pm, downtown Mount Vernon Gore & Lore Tour: 6pm, downtown Bellingham WORDS Murders in the Fourth Corner: 7pm, Ferndale Library Spooks & Spirits: 5-7pm, Whatcom Museum’s Old City Hall FOOD Final Lynden Farmers Market: 12-5pm, Front Street FOOD FRIDAY [10.30.15] ONSTAGE Nightmare on Railroad: 6:30-11:30pm, Boundary Bay Brewery Scream Fair : 6:30-10:30pm, NW Washington Fairgrounds, Lynden Clown Bar: 7:30pm, iDiOM Theater Standing on Ceremony: 7:30pm, DUG Theater, WWU Rocky Horror Show: 8pm, Lincoln Theatre, Mount Vernon Hellingham: 8pm and 10pm, Upfront Theatre Whodunit? Find out when the perennially popular improvised murder mystery known as Hellingham shows Oct. 30-31 at the Upfront Theatre Pancake Breakfast: 8-10:30am, Lynden Community Center Bellingham Farmers Market: 10am-3pm, Depot Market Square SUNDAY [11.01.15] DANCE Open Rep Rehearsal: 12-1:30pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center MUSIC FILM Festival of Music: 2pm, St. John’s Lutheran Church John Reischman & Friends: 2pm, YWCA Ballroom Rocky Horror Picture Show: 8pm and 12am, Mount Baker Theatre WORDS Halloween Book Sale: 1-5pm, Ferndale Library DANCE FOOD Witch’s Ball: 8-11pm, Bellingham Dance Company MUSIC Creepy Cabaret: 6:30-8:30pm, Bellingham High School A Nightmare Before Halloween: 7-11pm, Depot Arts Center, Anacortes Peter Mawanga: 7:30pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon Community Breakfast: 8-11am, Rome Grange Taste of Skagit: 4-7pm, Maple Hall, La Conner Grape & Gourmet: 5-8:30pm, Silver Reef Event Center PHOTO BY MATT MCDANIEL CURRENTS 8 VIEWS 6 MAIL 4 DO DO IT IT 22 10.28.15 #43.10 CASCADIA WEEKLY Halloween Contra Dance: 7-10:30pm, Fairhaven Library Thrillingham: 8pm, Maritime Heritage Park Halloween Book Sale: 10am-5pm, Ferndale Library Extremely Scary Stories: 7-8:30pm, Fairhaven Library ONSTAGE COMMUNITY 2 Scream Fair: 6:30-10:30pm, NW Washington Fairgrounds, Lynden Nightmare on Railroad: 6:30-11:30pm, Boundary Bay Brewery Clown Bar: 7:30pm, iDiOM Theater Hellingham: 8pm and 10pm, Upfront Theatre Rocky Horror Show: 10pm, Lincoln Theatre, Mount Vernon MONDAY [11.02.15] Bingo Spooktacular: 5:30-8:30pm, Bellingham Senior Activity Center WORDS Halloween Book Sale: 10am-6pm, Ferndale Library GET OUT COMMUNITY Wild Things: 9:30-11am, Stimpson Nature Reserve Trick-or-Treat: 3-5pm, downtown Bellingham Night of the Running Dead: 6pm, Aslan Brewing Co. Monster Mash: 4pm, Village Books Gore & Lore Tour: 6pm, historic Fairhaven SATURDAY [10.31.15] ONSTAGE 42nd Street: 7pm, Mount Baker Theatre Guffawingham: 9:30pm, Green Frog ONSTAGE WORDS Standing on Ceremony: 2pm and 7:30pm, DUG Theater, WWU Rick Steves: 7pm, Bellingham High School Poetrynight: 8pm, Bellingham Public Library 3 CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.10 10.28.15 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 12 GET OUT 14 STAGE 16 ART 18 MUSIC 20 FILM 24 B-BOARD 27 FOOD 34 THISWEEK FOOD 34 B-BOARD 27 Editor & Publisher: Tim Johnson ext 260 { editor@ cascadiaweekly.com FILM 24 MUSIC 20 ART 18 STAGE 16 In a story custom-made for Halloween, this week a deer in Rochester, NY, staggered through automatic doors into a hospital emergency room after being hit by a vehicle near a local cemetery. After being strapped to a gurney by two sheriff’s deputies, animal control was called and the injured deer was euthanized. VIEWS & NEWS 4: Monstrous Mailbag 6: Gory gristle, Views 8: Paddle to Paris GET OUT 14 11: Police Blotter ARTS & LIFE WORDS 12 CURRENTS 8 VIEWS 6 14: Full moon fever 16: Thrillingham 18: Scary sights 20: Spooktacular! 22: Clubs 24: Milk Men 26: Film Shorts REAR END MAIL 4 27: Bulletin Board 10.28.15 #43.10 LETTERS STAFF 28: Wellness Music & Film Editor: Carey Ross ext 203 { music@ cascadiaweekly.com Production Art Director: Jesse Kinsman { jesse@ kinsmancreative.com Graphic Artist: Roman Komarov { roman@ cascadiaweekly.com Send all advertising materials to ads@cascadiaweekly.com Advertising Account Executive: Scott Pelton 360-647-8200 x 202 { spelton@ cascadiaweekly.com Stephanie Young 360-647-8200 x 205 { stephanie@ cascadiaweekly.com Distribution Distribution Manager: Scott Pelton 360-647-8200 x 202 { spelton@ cascadiaweekly.com Whatcom: Erik Burge, Stephanie Simms 28: Crossword Skagit: Linda Brown, Barb Murdoch 30: Free Will Astrology Letters 31: Advice Goddess Send letters to letters@ cascadiaweekly.com 32: Comix Grisly Gristle, 3.ɀɆ Paddlers in Peril, 3.ɀɈ Milk Men, 3.ɂɄ CASCADIA WEEKLY TOC Arts & Entertainment Editor: Amy Kepferle ext 204 { calendar@ cascadiaweekly.com 12: Dead or disappeared? DO IT 2 Cascadia Weekly: 360.647.8200 Editorial 10: Last Week’s News 4 mail Contact 33: Slowpoke, Sudoku 34: Pumpkin power c a s c a d i a REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA WHATCOM SKAGIT ISLAND COUNTIES *{10.28.15}{#43}{V.10}{ * FREE} THRILLINGHAM The dead can dance, P.16 The Night GALLERY Scary sights at Fourth Corner, P.18 ©2015 CASCADIA WEEKLY (ISSN 1931-3292) is published each Wednesday by Cascadia Newspaper Company LLC. Direct all correspondence to: Cascadia Weekly PO Box 2833 Bellingham WA 98227-2833 | Phone/Fax: 360.647.8200 info@cascadiaweekly.com Though Cascadia Weekly is distributed free, please take just one copy. Cascadia Weekly may be distributed only by authorized distributors. Any person removing papers in bulk from our distribution points risks prosecution SUBMISSIONS: Cascadia Weekly welcomes freelance submissions. Send material to either the News Editor or A&E Editor. Manuscripts will be returned if you include a stamped, self-addressed envelope. To be considered for calendar listings, notice of events must be received in writing no later than noon Wednesday the week prior to publication. Photographs should be clearly labeled and will be returned if accompanied by stamped, self-addressed envelope. LETTERS POLICY: Cascadia Weekly reserves the right to edit letters for length and content. When apprised of them, we correct errors of fact promptly and courteously. In the interests of fostering dialog and a community forum, Cascadia Weekly does not publish letters that personally disparage other letter writers. Please keep your letters to fewer than 300 words. NEWSPAPER ADVISORY GROUP: Robert Hall, Seth Murphy, Michael Petryni, David Syre Halloween HAUNTS Sounds like a Spooktacular, P.20 COVER: Illustration by Angel Bolligan PROP. 8 IS GREAT Your assessment of the proposed Charter Amendments, published last week, accurately described the majority of the choices placed before Whatcom County voters on this year’s ballot. Your publication does a great public service by helping the voting public understand these complex issues. However, I must take great and personal issue with the way that Proposition 8, regarding the Districting Committee, was characterized. Your statement that Prop. 8 “appears to be another way of gaming the County’s political districts” is both unfair and inaccurate. As the Charter Review Commissioner responsible for introducing and championing this amendment, I’d like to clarify its intent and purpose. The system is already being “gamed” by two political parties, who hold all of the seats on the Districting Committee under the current charter. In fact, the charter allows for only four members of this body, “two from each major political party,” despite the fact that Washington State has had more than two “major” political parties active in recent elections. We have nonpartisan elections and nonpartisan offices, so why do we have a partisan Districting Committee? Is our County well-served to sustain a charter that allows the two parties that fight to divide us to strengthen that divide through backroom handshakes? Proposition 8 was intended to give access to those other parties, provided they have support in our county, and bring more transparency and compromise to the process. This proposition fixes a broken section of our charter and is not driven by ulterior motives. Proposition 8 received multi-partisan support from the commission and the public. Not only was the “pro” statement in the voter’s pamphlet written with support from both sides of the political spectrum, there were no volunteers to write a “con” statement. This is important to point out, considering the vast divide on the Commission on almost every other proposed amendment. I urge you, and your readers, to read the voter’s pamphlet and listen to the commission’s recorded debate prior to casting your vote. If you choose to stand by your recommendation of a “no” vote, that is your prerogative and I respect your editorial view. However, making that suggestion based on an insinuation of impropriety, some vague charge of “gaming the system,” is in my view irresponsible coming from a respected and influential publication such as yours. —Eli Mackiewicz, Bellingham Charter Review Commissioner, District 1 STAKE OUT THE MIDDLE GROUND Don’t be fooled by partisan organizations in the election. Vote yes on Propositions 1 and 9, and no on —Richard Morgan, Bellingham MORE PARTICIPATION, NOT LESS It is important to reject Propositions 1, 2, and 3, which were placed onto the ballot by the conservative majority of Charter Review commissioners who, all but one, received the benefit of independent FOOD 34 B-BOARD 27 FILM 24 MUSIC 20 ART 18 STAGE 16 GET OUT 14 WORDS 12 The recent Gristle provides all of the necessary details to demonstrate the slimy performance of Jack Louws as County Executive. He must go before he completely wrecks the county governing system. His mismanagement of Lake Whatcom water issues, the jail construction debacle combined with the outrageous sales tax increase, and his cozy relationship with the sole-source contractor manipulating the entire voting dialogue reveals the depth of incompetence and corruption of his dictatorial reign. No more Jack Louws! No more sales tax increase without true financial information of all aspects of a new jail complex! The blatant corruption has been revealed, now its up to the voters to fix it. CURRENTS 8 LOUWS MUST GO VIEWS 6 —Doug Karlberg, Lynden LETTERS, CONTINUED ON PAGE 25 MAIL 4 I normally vote Republican. This election I am voting for two democratically endorsed candidates, Satpal Sidhu for County Council and Bobby Briscoe for Port Commissioner. Both are fiscally conservative, and hold strong family values. Both hold the common taxpayers interest in the highest regard. For Satpal, his education in engineering and having a Masters of Business Administration puts him in a unique position to save us millions on the jail. Satpal is frugal and a friend of the farmer. He understands that pouring five million gallons of water a day on a pile of coal would be put to better use obtaining water rights for our farms, which many do not have today. Farming is the economic backbone of Whatcom County, and without water, farming would wither. Briscoe understands that the port has spent itself into a hole, and the port’s revenue predictions have failed for the last three major projects. Now the port finds itself in triple the debt that it started this ill-conceived waterfront project and $100 million still to go. His opponent, Mayor Gary Jensen, while a good man, left Ferndale buried in debt also. Ferndale went from $11 million to $28 million during his tenure. Mayor Jensen is supported by two port commissioners who want to continue to build the new yacht marina at a cost of $50 million to provide parking spots for 350 million-dollar yachts. Yacht parking, luxury condos, and water to pour on coal. And more debt. It is time to change course at the port, and Jensen is more of the same. We should DO IT 2 ELECT FISCAL CONSERVATIVES expenditure advertising from the coal terminal interest-funded SAVEWhatcom/ Whatcom First affiliated Political Action Committees when they ran for the Charter Commission in 2014. Prop. 1 district-only voting would result in disproportionately minor representation for the City of Bellingham and would render Bellingham voters mute to a large degree when voting for County Council members. Conservative commissioners created two mechanisms to try to lock-in district-only voting indefinitely—Props. 2 and 3. Originally, the conservative commissioners attempted to outright prohibit the County Council from proposing Charter amendments to previous Charter amendments that have been approved by two-thirds majority of voters, and to prohibit Council from proposing Charter amendments pertaining to nominating and electing County Council members. In July, our County Attorney explained to the commissioners that was against our state constitution, so they revised the language to then require a 7-0 unanimous vote by Council. A unanimous vote is a ridiculously high bar to impose on the Council, ultimately resulting in the constriction of voters’ rights. Proponents of Props. 2 and 3 often mislead the public, saying that Props. 2 and 3 make it harder for the Council to “overturn” district-only voting as they claim the Council did eight years ago. That is incorrect. The Council cannot “overturn” a proposition; the Council can only place a Charter amendment, via ordinance, on the ballot, thereby giving voters the power to decide. What actually occurred eight years ago, was that district-only voting was approved by voters in 2005; voters experienced district-only voting in the next 10.28.15 —James Gibson, Bellingham be refocusing the port on improving the daily lives of all taxpayers who support the port, not grandiose projects which only benefit a few. Both of these candidates understand that water is the future for Whatcom County, and we should not be wasting such a valuable resource on a pile of coal. Water for food production should be priority number one. Only once that is secured on paper should we be talking about other uses. Please consider joining me in supporting Satpal for Council, and Briscoe for Port. #43.10 dismissed the question. Remember to vote by Nov. 3. CASCADIA WEEKLY Propositions 2, 3 and 10. Prop. 9 creates five county council districts. Supporters of this amendment claim that every community of interest would be represented on the County Council with five districts. That is undoubtedly the truth. However, they also oppose Prop. 1, which would provide for district-only voting instead of countywide voting for County Council members. If everyone in Whatcom County gets to decide on the representatives from other communities of interest, then it totally defies the point of five fair and equal districts. Communities of interest would not choose their own representative with countywide voting. Props. 2, 3 and 10 are all proposals that limit power of voters—vote against all three of them. Vote Todd Donovan and Kathy Kershner for Whatcom County Council. Todd Donovan is simply better qualified than his opponent, having very pragmatic approaches to local issues. Voters are misled about Kathy Kershner and Satpal Sidhu. Highly partisan organizations hope to brainwash voters into thinking that Kathy Kershner is a tea party Republican who cares nothing about the environment, while Satpal Sidhu is a qualified environmental hero. However, after thoroughly looking through Kershner’s voting record, she always looked out for Whatcom County during her four years on the council, and has made many decisions to protect the environment of Whatcom County. Satpal Sidhu has very few environmental accomplishments, and tries to appeal to large conventional non-organic berry farmers who pollute our environment, while at the same time supporting very heavy regulations. He also comes across uneducated on issues. At the Tea Party forum, when asked about flood issues, Sidhu didn’t have an answer and 5 views CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.10 10.28.15 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 66 VIEWS CURRENTS 8 WORDS 12 GET OUT 14 STAGE 16 ART 18 MUSIC 20 FILM 24 B-BOARD 27 FOOD 34 THE GRISTLE 6 TRICK OR TREATY: The coal industry zombies and their hobgoblins were haunting Cherry Point again last week—Montana delegates and corporate shills arriving in hungry packs to scan our coast with red-rimmed eyes, drooling it might someday be theirs. They brought with them an infection, dark money in greasy wads of campaign contributions dumped into vampiric political action committees and onto Frankensteinian political operatives by the carpetbag. Pacific International Terminals (the PIT, and its pendulum that slices but one way) in 2014 dumped about $17,000 into the election of the obscure Charter Review Commission, an amount sufficient (thanks to the partitions of district-only voting) to elect a hunchbacked horde who immediately set to work to queer all future elections on behalf of the coal industry. In March and again in October, PIT shoveled nearly $30,000 to Whatcom Republicans, who are then free to launder the cash among spurious shell PACs like DOVE and dark money operatives like Common Threads NW that proliferate like contagion, making it all but impossible to follow the money in a transparent and timely manner. On Oct. 19, PIT opened yet another Orwellian PAC—Clear Ballot Choices—and larded it with $25,000 in cash and $13,500 in in-kind contributions, according to filings with the Public Disclosure Commission. This week, PIT contributed another $20,000. The PAC also received a large contribution from the Affordable Housing Council, the political arm of the building industry and contractor lobby. All told, the coal industry and their allies and associates have shoveled nearly $130,000 onto local elections over the past two cycles, distributed by a bewildering network of spontaneously created special-purpose PACs. They have a plan, and its design is to cripple the ability of citizens to participate fully in an informed democracy and in their choices for who represents them. In slasher films, the victim carelessly wanders through the house without lights; and these folks are here to turn the lights off permanently. The goblins try to mask their bubbling black cauldron of outside money by conjuring the phantom bugbear of California gazillionaire liberal Tom Steyer, oh my!, everyone’s doing it! But Steyer has not pitched one mouldy red nickel into the reeking backwaters of Whatcom County politics. It’s a lie, a complete lie; but lies never stopped liars. What can’t be easily hidden through thimblerigging and in-kind logrolling simply goes unreported, or reported in slipshod way that serves as concealment. The cryptkeepers who hope to collect $100 million in sales tax revenue in support of a new jail have been shambling in their accounting, another red flag against the jail. The laws governing campaign contributions require filing to be electronic when amounts are in excess of $5,000, to allow the public to timely understand who is financing their elections. The Humane & Safe Jail Now PAC has not only ignored this requirement, they’ve been scofflaws indifferent to every reporting deadline, setting a horrible standard for financial accountability that only feeds other public concerns about financial accountability related to the jail. The PAC’s utter contempt for the rights of voters prompted detailed multiple complaints to the PDC, but those complaints will not be resolved until after the election. As of last week, Gary Jensen hadn’t filed a finance disclosure in his campaign for Port of Bellingham Com- YOUR VIEWS THE GRISTLE BY APRIL MITCHELSON Jail Déjà Vu WRONG TAX, WRONG RESPONSE TO MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS AS BALLOTS for the November election roll out this month and we consider the Jail Tax Measure, one gets the feeling we’ve been here before. More than 10 years ago Sheriff Bill Elfo, along with other county officials, painted a grim picture regarding the state of the Whatcom County Jail: It’s unsafe—for inmates and corrections staff alike; it’s unsanitary, out of date and “literally falling apart.” As any officer or deputy who works in this county will tell you, that’s exactly the case. Which is why, in 2004, all of us supported the Jail Tax. In fact, we convinced our friends and family to vote in favor and put signs in our yards showing support. The tax passed, authorizing 0.1 percent sales tax to be collected in a special fund set aside to build a brand new jail. That was the message to the public and to local law enforcement. This year is different: None of the largest local law enforcement organizations have supported this new tax measure, and the Bellingham Police Guild and Bellingham/ Whatcom Firefighters Local 106 ask that you vote no on Proposition 2015-1, the Jail Tax. Why are we opposing the Jail Tax in 2015? If this passes, all of our public safety tax authority will be locked up for 30 years, yet some of our most critical needs—for mental health or substance and alcohol abuse treatment—are left unanswered. As our community grows we may need to fund a police station, a mental health treatment facility or new fire stations to serve our neighborhoods. But if this tax passes, we may find that we can’t pay for programs and If this tax passes, we may find that we can’t pay for programs and facilities that will keep your family safe and the mentally ill out of jail” facilities that will keep your family safe and the mentally ill out of jail. We can’t even be certain we’ll have the new jail. Since 2004, $31.5 million has been collected for that purpose. Land was purchased (at an astronomical price) and our old jail is still unsafe, overcrowded and “literally falling apart.” Unfortunately, the same loopholes that allowed the 2004 jail sales tax to be squandered on other things are in this ballot measure, too. We believe any fiscally responsible plan must include mental health and substance abuse treatment facilities. There is currently a mental health crisis in our community. Routinely half of the calls for service our officers, deputies and fire personnel respond to are people in varying stages of crisis due to mental illness. Many times officers are unable to offer available respite or resources because they are simply unavailable and so people in crisis often end up in jail. This community is in dire need of a secure, safe mental health facility. VIEWS EXPRESSED ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF CASCADIA WEEKLY The Bellingham Fire Department recently implemented a Community Medic Program. This offers many homeless and mentally ill individuals a chance to receive non-emergent treatment in the field when they would otherwise not have it. Sometimes it’s just as simple as a blood sugar check and a ride to a place of shelter. Other times it may identify a medical condition requiring immediate treatment. The Bellingham Police department has recently outfitted their officers with body worn cameras, in an effort to provide transparency in policing and maintain the public trust. These are examples of pressing public safety needs. All of these come at a cost, and many will be ignored for decades if we vote for the Jail Tax. The members of the Bellingham Police Guild and your Local 106 Firefighters know for certain that we need a new jail. We support a fiscally responsible new jail and ask that the 2004 sales tax be used exclusively to build the new jail from this point forward. We cannot support another new jail tax that locks up 100 percent of our public safety tax capacity for the next 30 years. As careful stewards of your tax dollars we ask you to vote No on the Jail Sales Tax Measure. April Mitchelson is president of the Bellingham Police Guild. She has been an officer of the Bellingham Police Dept. for 15 years. Robert Glorioso is president of IAFF Local 106 Bellingham Whatcom County Firefighters and a professional Fire Fighter Paramedic for 12 years. He has served the Bellingham Fire Dept. since 2010. Receive 5x Points for all your play, all day! Friday, Oct 30 and Saturday, Oct 31. Winners Club members MUST register at the Winners Club prior to playing to be eligible for bonus points. MODERN COMFORTS AND OLD FASHIONED HOSPITALITY 877.777.9847 9750 Northwood Road • Lynden WA www.northwoodcasino.com JUST TWO TURNS OFF THE GUIDE MERIDIAN BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA N GUIDE MERIDIAN RD E BADGER RD LYNDEN NORTHWOOD RD FOOD 34 DO IT 2 10.28.15 5x Points 2 Days In October! MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 12 GET OUT 14 STAGE 16 ART 18 MUSIC 20 FILM 24 FUN B-BOARD 27 GO NORTHWOOD FOR CASINO ! #43.10 missioner since Aug. 31. His opponent, Bobby Briscoe, has filed nearly two dozen reports in the same period. This is a complete abdication of Jensen’s legally binding responsibility to disclose the source of his receipts and spending in a timely manner. What’s most discouraging, the man knows better. The Mayor of Ferndale is no amateur, no newcomer to the obligations of public disclosure; and the PDC reporting procedures and tools are not the arcane stuff of mad scientists. When he was legally required to file by the close of the reporting window for candidates, Jensen produced a document littered with thousands of dollars in campaign contributions from allies, consultants and beneficiaries— shells and shills—to the coal industry, including Whatcom Republicans and their infusion of cash from PIT. Payoff for Jensen’s full-throated support of coal export as CAO of Ferndale and influential lead on the Caucus of Small City Mayors? Or, as some observers have considered, insurance in some obscure but vital role the port commission may one day play in the siting of a coal dump on the county’s shoreline? It’s a lot of political mucking, but to what end? The Gateway Pacific Terminal is like a seized gear, the broader environmental studies required for permitting stalled indefinitely pending review by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers of the project’s potential impacts to tribal fishing rights protected by treaty. Either could proceed independently, but neither will. The Corps is under no deadline requirement to produce a speedy determination of de minimis impacts of the coal pier project to tribal treaty rights (and, indeed, one could surmise the federal government is well served in holding off that determination and the precedents it might establish for energy exports), and the Corps’ finding holds such potential to be a project-killer there’s little purpose in PIT pressing forward with the environmental review required by Whatcom County and the state Dept. of Ecology. The shambling state of the zombie coal export industry suggests the pier may never be built, but all this dark money acts as a form of pollution in political outcomes that have little to do with GPT. The important takeaway is the violations are not symmetrical—“everyone’s doing it.” No; they’re of a pendulum that cuts but one direction, favoring a particular political outcome. Other campaigns, other candidates follow the law, a law created to assist voters. End the tricks. Honor the treaty. CASCADIA WEEKLY THE GRISTLE 7 FOOD 34 currents POLITICS FUZZ BUZZ INDEX COURTESY JASON FINKBONNER Kaiden Finkbonner, 12, stands in a Lummi Nation youth canoe and asks for permission for his canoe family to come ashore. CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.09 10.28.15 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 12 GET OUT 14 STAGE 16 ART 18 MUSIC 20 FILM 24 B-BOARD 27 NEWS youth program called The Awakening. For him, the protest, which culminated two days later, was more than just a chance to speak out. It was a powerful teaching moment for the youth in his program. The emotional power of canoe travel was demonstrated when Finkbonner instructed his crew to paddle within a few hundred yards of the skyscraper high oil rig instead of remaining some distance away at the mouth of the Duwamish River. “Bill Moyer, head organizer of the Backbone Campaign, said to lead the kayaks to the mouth of the river, stop and do our speeches. I said, ‘Hell no! I’m going up the river to the rig and bring the kayakers up there to surround it.’ The kayakers followed, hence the pictures.” A picture of Finkbonner standing in a Native canoe at the base of the oil rig, surrounded by kayakers and canoe families was shared widely on social media after 8 PADDLE TOPARIS LUMMI YOUTH JOIN THE KAYAKTIVISTS BY FRANK HOPPER BEFORE THERE were roads, interstate highways, light rail systems and airports, there were... canoes. For thousands of years, Native people living on the Salish Sea, the area along the southwest coast of British Columbia and the northwest coast of the United States, used canoes not just for travel, but also as a profound form of cultural expression. Their creation and use were spiritual, teaching respect, camaraderie and selflessness. They used no fossil fuels and created no pollution. And they were powered by the most mysterious of engines, the human heart. So what could be more fitting to use when confronting a 307-foottall giant capable of poisoning vast areas of ocean and shoreline? That’s what happened when Royal Dutch Shell brought the massive offshore oil-drilling rig, Polar Pioneer, to Seattle’s Terminal 5 on May. A flotilla of Natives in canoes joined the ranks of environmental activists in kayaks that day to protest the rig’s arrival. Among them was Justin Finkbonner, a member of the Lummi Nation, a canoe skipper and creator of a Lummi Bill Moyer, head organizer of the Backbone Campaign, said to lead the kayaks to the mouth of the river, stop and do our speeches. I said, ‘Hell no! I’m going up the river to the rig and bring the kayakers up there to surround it.’ The kayakers followed.” —JUSTIN FINKBONNER the protest. The passion exhibited by this bravado has roots that go back decades. Many Natives have painful memories of the Exxon Valdez oil spill of 1989 that dumped 11 million gallons of crude oil into Alaska’s Prince William Sound. Because of the resulting loss of marine life, the subsistence lifestyle of the local Alaska Native people collapsed, resulting in long-term emotional trauma, increases in domestic violence, drug and alcohol abuse, and damage to social relationships. But Royal Dutch Shell doesn’t appear concerned about that tragedy, nor about the spill caused by British Petroleum’s Deepwater Horizon oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico in 2010. Not to mention the May 19 oil pipeline rupture in Santa Barbara County that released more than 20,000 gallons of oil into the Pacific. When the Bureau of Ocean Energy Management recently granted conditional approval for Shell to begin exploratory drilling in the Chukchi Sea off the northern coast of Alaska, the multinational energy corporation began moving the Polar Pioneer to Seattle, where it’s currently being prepped and outfitted for drilling in the Arctic. Protesters liken this to preparing a time bomb to go off in a heretofore untouched and pristine environment. “But the greater story is about the Duwamish tribe,” Finkbonner revealed. This article originally appeared in Indian Country Today and is reprinted with permission. HELP THEM GO The Lummi Youth Canoe Family will be traveling to Paris for the United Nations climate negotiations, Dec. 5-12, 2015. They are joining the Indigenous Environmental Network’s Indigenous Delegation to Paris and their Canoes to Paris action. The 17 members of the Lummi Youth Canoe Family will have their great 38foot traveling canoe barged to Europe to paddle to Paris together with other indigenous canoe people from Norway, the Amazon, Great Lakes and kayaktivists from Europe. “Our canoe family will travel to Paris to inform the world about our waters, our air, our lands and impacts of global warming in our community, said Justin Finkbonner, skipper of the canoe family. “It will be an honor to usher our kids into a once in a lifetime opportunity to see leadership on a global scale and learn about other activities that the world is working on. I dream that our youth will return home to our Salish communities wanting to unite youth councils from around the territory to learn about how they can make a difference.” The group needs help covering the cost of shipping the canoe across the ocean and covering the costs of travel, lodging and food. You can assist them at gofundme.com B-BOARD 27 FILM 24 MUSIC 20 ART 18 STAGE 16 Lummi youth leader, Justin Finkbonner, relaxing with his son, Liam, during a break in the protest activities. appliancedepotbham.com GET OUT 14 Your donated appliance supports our job training program, helps protect the environment, and strengthens the local economy. WORDS 12 802 Marine Drive Bellingham, WA CURRENTS 8 OF YOUR OLD APPLIANCES PICKUPS (Free pickups available in Bellingham and Ferndale) VIEWS 6 FREE MAIL 4 Terminal 5 sits on land the Duwamish people had lived on for an estimated 10,000 years. In 1855, the Duwamish and several other tribes from the area signed the Treaty of Point Elliott, in which they gave up 54,000 acres of land in return for hunting and fishing rights and four reservations. Since then the tribe has seen the river that bears their name turned into a sewer, where byproducts of manufacturing processes were dumped indiscriminately for years. Finkbonner, a Lummi and resident of the Lummi Reservation, first became involved with the Duwamish when he worked for the Potlatch Fund, a Native grant-making and leadership development organization in Seattle. Representatives of several local foundations approached him asking if he would assist the Duwamish in applying for grants to build a longhouse. He worked with Duwamish chairwoman Cecile Hansen and together they raised 2 million. In 2009, the Duwamish Longhouse and Cultural Center was opened near the mouth of the Duwamish River. “They were given [federal] recognition by the Clinton administration, but then turned over when Bush Jr. came into power and vetoed the bill,” Finkbonner said. “Now the government is holding them back for another seven to 10 years from being considered.” Finkbonner’s frustration is understandable. Gaining federal recognition as a tribe strengthens sovereignty, creating a government-to-government relationship with the United States and facilitating federal budget assistance and other services. To this atmosphere of political oppression and environmental recklessness, Finkbonner brings the healing power of the Native canoe. In his program, The Awakening, young people of his tribe learn the old way of travel, pulling together as one unit to bring help and healing to another tribe. Their common destination is as much internal as it is external: “Ignite the people. Bring fire to our hearts. Cedar smoke from our collective spirit will rise to the edge of the sky, where our ancestors are dancing forever.” In all the hoopla surrounding the controversy and protests, it’s good to be reminded of the bigger picture, of which the mountainous oil rig is just a little piece. Call to schedule 527-2646 DO IT 2 ALONG THE DUWAMISH 10.28.15 Forget Me Not Salon and Spa is a unique one-woman salonspa near the heart of downtown Bellingham #43.09 INFO/SEASONAL SPECIALS AT www.forgetmenotsalonspa.com or call 360-393-0298 CASCADIA WEEKLY Quality integrative bodywork (MA 60464679) for relaxation and wellness, manicures/pedicures, haircuts, women's waxing. axing. dehyde, Paraben and sulfate free shampoo, lotions and scrub. Polishes formaldehyde, toluene and DBP free. Sanitary salon and tools. FOOD 34 FORGET ME NOT SALON AND SPA 9 The W FILM 24 MUSIC 20 last week’s news t k h e e LAST WEEK’S NEWS OCT20-25 WORDS 12 GET OUT 14 STAGE 16 ART 18 BY TIM JOHNSON 10.20.15 TUESDAY An inmate in Whatcom County Jail who tried to flood his cell broke the seal in a valve in the jail over the weekend, causing water to leak into the sheriff’s offices below. A few ceiling tiles were saturated with water and at least one broke and fell to the floor, allowing water to leak onto desks in the major crimes detectives’ office, according to Sheriff’s officials. 10.21.15 CenturyLink must pay for an outage in the San Juan islands in 2013. The utility must provide customer credits totaling $271,000, pay a $50,000 fine and do nearly $3 million in repairs and improvements. An investigation found a 10-day service outage in 2013 resulted from a severed underwater cable. Regulators say the company broke laws related to major outages and communicating with the public. CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.09 10.28.15 DO IT 2 VIEWS 6 A big and complex ballot means a heavier piece of mail, but you won’t need to double up on stamps to vote. Whatcom County Auditor Debbie Adelstein says just one stamp is needed for general election ballots. The county will help pick up the cost for heavier ballots with insufficient postage. MAIL 4 CURRENTS 8 Wa at s B-BOARD 27 FOOD 34 currents 10 Bertha gets her head examined. Seattle’s broken-down tunnel-boring machine won’t resume digging a replacement for Seattle’s Alaskan Way Viaduct until late December, a month later than transportation officials initially said the delayed work would restart. The latest delay would push back the opening date for the $3.1 billion downtown tunnel replacement project to April 2018. The four-lane toll tunnel was supposed to open to traffic at the end of 2015. Bertha broke down in December 2013, and crews have been struggling to repair it ever since. WEDNESDAY 10.23.15 FRIDAY A Bellingham woman is kidnapped and brutally assaulted for more than two days before she escaped, according to the Whatcom County Sheriff’s Office. Police say Robert McGlothern lured the 30-year-old woman to his home and locked her in a closet. Over the course of two days, McGlothern beat her with a baseball bat, which left injuries to her head, face, hands and arms, according to investigators. McGlothern, 31, has a history of arrests for assaults involving former girlfriends. He is arrested after a brief stand-off with deputies and booked into Whatcom County Jail on charges of kidnapping and assault. Seeking to change Whatcom County’s governing documents, Pacific International Terminals creates the Clear Ballot Choices political action committee and floods it with more than $58,500. Today, The sixth orca calf born since December—and the fourth born into J pod—is spotted off the west coast of San Juan Island. Two years of robust chinook salmon runs are being credited for the baby boom. Researchers believe the healthy calf has a good chance of survival. they’ll report another $20,000 contribution. The company intends to build a coal export facility at Cherry Point. Whatcom County government will approve the permit. would bring 16 new trains a day to Longview, 840 additional ships on the Columbia River annually, and ultimately export 44 million metric tons of coal a year. Cowlitz County and the Washington Dept. of Ecology propose a new environmental review schedule for the proposed Millennium Bulk Terminals coal export facility in Longview. The plan divides federal and state timelines in a manner that allows the county and Ecology to move forward at a more rapid pace, competitive with Cherry Point. Millennium’s proposed project 10.25.14 SUNDAY Five British nationals are dead after a whale-watching boat carrying 27 people sinks off the coast of Vancouver Island near Tofino.The cause of the deadly sinking in calm, sunny conditions remains a mystery. BATHROOM BREAK On Oct. 12, Anacortes Police checked on a report of a man inside a woman’s restroom. Police approached a woman and asked if she had seen anything reference the restroom incident. Police later learned the woman had a warrant for her arrest and returned to find her. “At the time of contact, she was hiding behind a bush and appeared to be trying to hide something,” police reported. “She was FOOD 34 IntelliJent and supemely Tualiȑed. On Oct. 23, a man who was banned from Walmart for stealing merchandise in 2013 returned and stole a bottle of Hennessy Whiskey. He was detained by store security. Bellingham Police arrived to remind the 28-year-old of his previous lifetime trespass notice and booked him into jail on changes of burlgary. On Oct. 23, a man concealed a bottle of vodka in his pants and left the Barkley Haggen with the concealed merchandise. “He was detained and cited for shoplifting and issued a lifetime notice of trespass from all Haggen Food stores and locations,” Bellingham Police reported. Satpal Sidhu Bobby Briscoe Will refocus port emphasis on blue collar jobs. ISSUES INITIATIVE ɁɃɆɆ Blackmail the Legislature [ ] No INITIATIVE ɁɄɀɁ Protect Endangered Animals [ ] Yes ESSB ɁɄɄɉ Oil Spill Response Tax [ ] Yes SSB ɅɀɅɂ Medical Marijunana Fee FAHRENHEIT 451 [ ] Yes On Oct. 23, a custodian discovered the remains of a burned box of papers by the fire exit door of the downtown branch of the Bellingham Public Library. “No damage was noted to the building.” Fuel Tax for Transportation Improvements ASPHALT GESTALT ESSB ɆɁɃɈ On Oct. 15, Bellingham Police took a woman to the hospital, involuntarily, for a mental health exam after she insisted on sleeping on the pavement in an active parking lot near the County Courthouse at 2pm in the afternoon. THAT’S THE GOVERNMENT FOR YOU On Oct. 26, Bellingham Police “got several calls from citizens today that the IRS scam is making the rounds again.” SSB ɅɉɈɇ [ ] Yes Close Special Business Tax Exemption [ ] Yes PROPOSITION Ɂ District-Only Voting [ ] No PROPOSITION ɂ Restrict County Council [ ] No A farmer, a businessman and a representative for an important north county community. PROPOSITION Ƀ Additionally Restrict County Council [ ] No PROPOSITION Ʉ Word Limit for Ballot Questions [ ] Yes PROPOSITION Ʌ Lower Signature Requirement for Referendums [ ] Yes PROPOSITION Ɇ Lower Signature Requirement for Charter [ ] Yes PROPOSITION ɇ WORDS 12 On Oct. 26, a transient entered a hotel on Lakeway Drive and began to drink tequila and smoke cigarettes in their lobby. He was contacted by police and cited for consuming alcohol in public. He was escorted from the hotel. GET OUT 14 HIGH LIFE STAGE 16 ART 18 On Oct. 21, a man was reported shoplifting Huggies diapers from the Rite Aid store on Telegraph Road north of Bellingham. FILM 24 B-BOARD 27 COUNTY COUNCIL 'ISTRICT ɂ MUSIC 20 PORT OF BELLINGHAM COMMISSION CURRENTS 8 On Oct. 26, Whatcom County Sheriff’s deputies learned of a man who was reported walking around the parking lot of a church, apparently on drugs. He entered a Mercury Cougar that was not his and drove off northbound on the Guide Meridian. “Two deputies were able to catch up to the stolen vehicle to make a stop,” deputies reported. “The vehicle then accelerated away at speeds up to 80 mph, and then cut through a parking lot at Guide and Smith roads. The vehicle then went west on Smith Rd. The deputies terminated the pursuit due to increasing speeds and the danger created to the public due to erratic driving. The vehicle was observed a short time later,“ deputies reported, driving at a slower rate. Deputies were able to get into position and perform a pursuit intervention technique (PIT) maneuver and get the vehicle stopped.” They took the suspect into custody without further incidents. He appeared to be high on methamphetamine. Steady and capable administration across a broad number of county activities. VIEWS 6 PIT STOP Todd Donovan MAIL 4 On Oct. 26, Bellingham Police checked on a man near Safeway at Sunset Square. The man was reportedly “air shooting” with a make-believe rifle. “The male was ‘tweaking’ but cooperative,” police reported. “He admitted to having used meth earlier. He declined officers assistance.” Jack Louws WHATCOM COUNTY EXECUTIVE DO IT 2 AIR RIFLE COUNTY COUNCIL 'ISTRICT Ɂ Term Limits for County OȞȑcer [ ] No PROPOSITION Ɉ Alter Redistricting Commission [ ] No PROPOSITION ɉ Five Fair and Equal Districts [ ] Yes PROPOSITION Ɂɀ Supermajority Requirement for Charter [ ] Yes CITY OF FERNDALE PROP ɂɀɁɅ-Ɂ Create Metropolitan Parks District [ ] Yes 10.28.15 On Oct. 26, a Whatcom Community College student formerly with U.S. Customs and Border Protection dropped his handgun in class, according to the school. The handgun was concealed in the student’s holster but not properly secured. It fell to the floor when he got out of his seat during class, Bellingham Police reported. The 47-year-old immediately recovered the weapon and apologized. He had a concealed carry permit, but Whatcom Community College prohibits firearms on campus. CANDIDATES #43.09 GUN GAFFE YOUR GUIDE TO THE ELECTIONS CASCADIA WEEKLY FUZZ BUZZ arrested without incident and a search incident to arrest yielded some baby aspirin and one Oxycodone pill. Officers asked the woman if there was anything else on her person they should know about and she told them that there was not.” The woman was transported to the Skagit County Jail on her warrant and a single charge of violation of the Controlled Substance Act. Further searching at the jail revealed that the woman had concealed a plastic baggie containing a white crystal substance presumed to be methamphetamine in one of her body cavities,” police noted. She was additionally charged for possession of methamphetamine. 11 FOOD 34 words B-BOARD 27 COMMUNITY LECTURES WOR DS WED., OCT. 28 WILD POE TRY: Lorna Crozier’s poems and Ian McAllister’s photographs can be experienced at a reading for The Wild In You: Voices from the Forest and the Sea at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM GET OUT 14 STAGE 16 ART 18 MUSIC 20 FILM 24 THURS., OCT. 29 WORDS 12 CURRENTS 8 VIEWS 6 MAIL 4 DO IT 2 10.28.15 #43.10 CASCADIA WEEKLY 12 BOOKS doit EMMA HEALEY REVIEWED BY CHRISTINE PERKINS Where’s Elizabeth? OF MYSTERIES AND MADWOMEN ELIZABETH IS Missing, the title of British author Emma Healey’s debut novel, makes it clear: This is a mystery. Someone is missing. What happened? Whodunnit? We’re introduced to Maud, an elderly woman still living at home despite increasing dementia. Her house is covered with Post-It notes to remind her of everyday things—“Eggs. Milk? Chocolate.” and “Coffee helps memory.” Maud passes her time watching TV, boiling eggs and waiting for people to visit her. The one thing she knows for sure is that Elizabeth, her best and last-surviving friend, has not visited in a long time. “Haven’t heard from Elizabeth,” Maud tells everyone. Elizabeth is missing. It’s not hard to understand why nobody seems too troubled by Maud’s revelation. Maud, after all, cannot seem to remember that she’s already bought innumerable cans of tinned peaches and stockpiled them in her pantry. She eats the cheese-and-tomato sandwich her carer prepared for her lunch as soon as Carla heads out the door in the morning, not comprehending the note Carla left her atop the Saran Wrap: “Lunch for Maud to eat after 12pm.” Maud revisits themes over and over, asking, “Did you ever grow summer squash?” until her daughter Helen is at wit’s end. But Maud can’t let it go, the nagging worry that something has happened to Elizabeth, so each day she writes herself more notes, bits of evidence she’s found that may lead to Elizabeth’s whereabouts. She darts out of her house to look for her friend, files numerous police reports and gets lost repeatedly. As the book goes on, Maud’s memory becomes increasingly fragmented, yet certain flashbacks figure vividly in her mind. There’s her sister Sukey, married to a rough sort. There’s Sukey’s compact, and a box of her clothing. There’s Ma and Dad, worry etched into their faces. And there’s a madwoman, lurking in the bushes. Healey does an excellent job building susGET IT pense, dropping clues WHERE: You can find library and drawing readers into copies of Elizathe mystery—or mysterbeth is Missing ies—of Maud’s life. At in several the same time, Healey formats: book, delivers a remarkable eAudiobook, and eBook portrait of one woman’s MORE: Use the experience with demenfree Library tia, exploring the boundNow app to aries of memory and the place a hold power of love that enfrom your mobile device, dures even when one’s or visit www. mind is failing. Scenes wcls.org (or in which Maud struggles bellingham to understand that the publiclibrary. woman talking to her is org if you live in the city limher daughter are particuits of Bellinglarly poignant. The readham) to search er sees Maud’s internal your library dialogue, and hears the catalog words people are saying to her, and feels the frustration of all as they try to comprehend one another. While Elizabeth is Missing is fiction, it does raise many issues about the difficulties of caring for a family member with dementia. In Whatcom County, there’s help available from the Northwest Regional Council’s Family Caregiver Support Program; information is online at www.nwrcwa.org/ family-caregiver-support-program. Christine Perkins is Executive Director of the Whatcom County Library System. She loves a good mystery, particularly one with a twist at the end. Her own imperfect memory means she can sometimes enjoy the same book over and over without remembering how it ends. She also reviews fiction for Library Journal. MORE MURDERS: Mature audiences can hear more about true crime stories from the 19th and early 20th centuries in Bellingham and Whatcom and Skagit counties when Todd Warger reads from More Murders in the Fourth Corner at 7pm at the Ferndale Library, 2125 Main St. WWW.WCLS.ORG SEAT TLE JUST ICE: Former King County prosecuting attorney Christopher T. Bayley shares ideas from Seattle Justice: The Rise and Fall of the Police Payoff System in Seattle at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM OCT. 30-NOV. 1 HALLOWEEN BOOK SALE: Hundreds of paperbacks in perfect condition by all the best authors are dying to belong to you—get them at a Halloween Book Sale taking place from 10am-6pm Friday, 10am-5pm Saturday, and 1-5pm Sunday at the Ferndale Library, 2125 Main St. WWW.WCLS.ORG SAT., OCT. 31 HALLOWEEN TALES: While you’re trick-ortreating in the Fairhaven district this year, drop by to listen to pros from the Bellingham Storytellers Guild share ghoulish “Halloween Stories” for all ages from 3-6pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM EX TREMELY SCARY STORIES: The brave of heart are invited to listen to “Extremely Scary Stories” by members of the Bellingham Storyteller’s Guild from 7-8:30pm at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. These stories are so truly scary, the event is recommended for adults only! Entry is free. WWW.BELLINGHAMSTORYTELLERSGUILD.ORG SUN., NOV. 1 NOVEL WRIT ING MONTH: Attend a kickoff for NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) from 1-5pm at the SkillShare Space at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. The library will be offering many “Come Write In” sessions and other events throughout the month, as well as opportunities to meet local authors and hear about their adventures in writing. 778-7217 OR WWW.BELLINGHAMPUBLICLIBRARY.ORG MON., NOV. 2 RICK STEVES: Travel guru and bestselling guidebook author Rick Steves presents “Europe Through the Back Door: Celebrating European Travel on a Budget” at 7pm at Bellingham High School, 2020 Cornwall Ave. Tickets to the presentation and slideshow are $5. WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM POE TRYNIGHT: Those looking to share their creative verse as part of Poetrynight can sign up at 7:45pm at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. Readings start at 8pm. Entry is by donation. WWW.POETRYNIGHT.ORG doit TUES., NOV. 3 FOOD 34 PONDERABLES: Robert Erickson reads from his new collection of poetry, Ponderables, at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM B-BOARD 27 OLD T IMERS’ TALES: The Burlington Historical Society hosts a free “Old Timers’ Tales” gathering at 7pm at the Burlington Public Library, 820 E. Washington St. Duane Stowe, Jim Neff, and Don Mapes are planning an entertainment stroll down memory lane for the community to enjoy. WWW.BURLINGTON-CHAMBER.COM FILM 24 MUSIC 20 ing place from 5:30-8:30pm at the Bellingham Senior Activity Center, 315 Halleck St. Tickets are $15. ART 18 733-4030 OR WWW.WCCOA.ORG WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM COM M U N I T Y WED., OCT. 28 ARCHAEOLOGY FAIR: Kids of all ages will engage with hands-on activities, learn about archaeological projects and more at an Archaeology Fair taking place from 5-7pm at the Syre Student Centre Auditorium at Whatcom Community College, 237 W. Kellogg Rd. Entry is free. WWW.WHATCOM.CTC.EDU THURS., OCT. 29 SPOOK S & SPIRITS: Attend a 5th Thursday gathering focusing on “Spooks & Spirits” from 5-7pm at Whatcom Museum’s Old City Hall, 121 Prospect St. Attendees can sip cocktails provided by Bellewood Distilling and delve into the shadier side of the building’s history. At 7pm, those who want to can head out with the Bureau of Historical Investigation for a 30-minute walking tour around the neighborhood to learn more about spooky local history. Entry is $5-$10 (plus an extra $5 for the after-tour). WWW.WHATCOMMUSEUM.ORG HAUNT THE PARK: Prepare to get spooked at the inaugural “Haunt the Park” event from 5-7pm at Ferndale’s Pioneer Park, 2004 Cherry St. Visit a haunted jail and other buildings in the park, take part in family-oriented activities such as Pin the Tail on the Black Cat, and take tours of decorated houses. Entry is free. STAGE 16 GET OUT 14 A MASQUERADE EVE: Rooted Emerging hosts “A Masquerade Eve” starting at 6pm at Fairhaven Middle School, 110 Parkridge Ave. The fourth annual event will feature food by Richard Balogh of Rifugio’s Country Italian Cuisine, entertainment by Bellow Wing and Gallowglass, fortune-telling, mask-making, bobbing for apples, a photo booth and more. Entry to the all-ages event is by donation. WWW.ROOTEDEMERGING.ORG BELLWE THER HALLOWEEN: Live music by the Atlantics, a costume contest with prizes, dancing and more will be part of a Halloween Party taking place from 7-11pm at the Hotel Bellwether Ballroom, One Bellwether Way. Entry is $10 in advance or $15 at the door. WWW.HOTELBELLWETHER.COM NOV. 4-5 MONSTER MASH: Kids ages 6 and up can wear their Halloween costumes to a “Monster Mash” Costume Party and Parade starting at 4pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. . GREEN BUILDING CONFERENCE: Earth Day founder Denis Hayes and Common Agenda’s Corey Weathers will be the keynote speakers at Sustainable Connections’ “Green Building Conference” taking place from 8am-5pm Wednesday and Thursday at Settlemyer Hall at Bellingham Technical College, 3028 Lindbergh Ave. Entry is $145-$175. BINGO SPOOK TACULAR: Bingo, karaoke, a Halloween costume contest and more will be part of a “Bingo Spooktacular” fundraiser tak- tomorrow exchange buy * sell*trade WWW.FERNDALE-CHAMBER.COM FRI., OCT. 30 WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM WORDS 12 WWW.WHATCOMMUSEUM.ORG MAIL 4 WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM FAMILY AC T IVIT Y DAY: Come dressed as your favorite story character (or in other costumes) at “Family Activity Day” events from 10am-4pm at Whatcom Museum’s Lightcatcher Building, 250 Flora St. “Tell a Tale of Halloween!” will feature “positively un-frightful” Halloween stories, face-painting, bookish arts and crafts and more. Entry is $3. DO IT 2 CHUCK ANUT RADIO HOUR: Simon Winchester, the author of Pacific: Silicon Chips and Surfboards, Coral Reefs and Atom Bombs, Brutal Dictators, Fading Empires and the Coming Collision of the World’s Superpowers, will be the featured guest at the live taping of the Chuckanut Radio Hour at 7pm at Whatcom Community College, 237 E. Kellogg St. Tickets are $5. SAT., OCT. 31 10.28.15 WWW.BUF.ORG (360) 305-3637 #43.10 NATURE’S TRUST: Christina Wood, author of Nature’s Trust, will present a free public talk at 7pm at the Bellingham Unitarian Fellowship, 1708 I St. Professor Wood has published extensively on climate crisis, natural resources, and native law issues. FRIGHT NIGHT: Middle and high school students can attend a “Halloween Fright Night” gathering from 6:15-9pm at the Blaine Library, 610 3rd St. Sign up in advance for the free event. CASCADIA WEEKLY THURS., NOV. 5 WWW.SUSTAINABLECONNECTIONS.ORG CURRENTS 8 COWED: Denis and Gail Hayes share ideas from Cowed: The Hidden Impact of 93 Million Cows on America’s Health, Economy, Politics, Culture and Environment at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. In the book, the couple offers a revealing analysis of how our mutually beneficial, 10,000year relationship with bovines has become tragically dysfunctional. Todd Warger shares spooky stories from More Murders in the Fourth Corner: True Stories of Whatcom & Skagit Counties’ Earliest Homicides Oct. 29 at the Ferndale Library and Nov. 6 at Vinostrology VIEWS 6 WED., NOV. 4 13 &190619005VCVG5Vé 5'#66.'7&+564+%6 7PKXGTUKV[9C[0'é $#..#4&09/CTMGV5Vé $WȮCNQ'ZEJCPIGEQO FOOD 34 outside B-BOARD 27 HIKING RUNNING FILM 24 MUSIC 20 ART 18 STAGE 16 GET OUT 14 WORDS 12 CURRENTS 8 VIEWS 6 MAIL 4 DO IT 2 10.28.15 #43.10 CASCADIA WEEKLY GARDENING WED., OCT. 28 GROUP RUN: All levels of experience are welcome at a weekly Group Run beginning at 6pm in Mount Vernon at the Skagit Running Company, 702 First St. The 3- to 6-mile run is great for beginners or for others wanting an easy recovery. Entry is free and no registration is required. WWW.SKAGITRUNNERS.ORG FRI., OCT. 30 STORY AND IMAGE BY TRAIL RAT 14 CYCLING doit Moonstruck THE NIGHT THAT WOULDN’T END SHADOWS CREPT into the valley early that evening, shrouding the snow-glazed peaks and frostbitten ridges above us in a vaporous veil. From the damp, meadowy side slope where my trusty assistant and I were working, all we could see of the sunset was a faint molten-pink glow smoldering through the drizzle to our west. “Looks like an airplane crash over there,” my helpmate shouted over the engine noise as we maneuvered our walk-behind mini-excavator through the muddy trough of rocks and roots into resting position for the night. “Either that or some kind of cataclysmic nuclear explosion,” I added, groping around the control panel for the kill switch. “Yeah,” he chortled, as the droning roar of our fancy machine whirred mercifully to a puttering halt, “Maybe being stuck here on this soggy old mountainside is actually the safest place in the world for us to be at the moment.” “Truer words were never spoken, brother,” I said, stepping triumphantly off the operator’s platform into a fetid pool of boot-sucking muck. “Clearly, we’ve both got our priorities right.” “Funny thing about it, though,” my assistant mused as we crawled back to camp a few minutes later, “If earlier this summer you’d told me I’d still be grubbing trails in the North Cascades come mid-October, and loving it, I wouldn’t have believed you at all. “I mean, what happened to me? My clothes are rotting off my back, my once-brand-new tent smells like a pack of wild dogs have been living in it, and right now I’m so bleeping hungry I could eat a horse!” “Mmmm,” I concurred, splashing shin-deep through a burbling freshet. “A carcass that size would certainly get the job done. Although if I had my druthers, you could throw some fresh greens in there as well. I’m more of a Cobb salad man, myself.” Dinner happened in a flash. One minute we were huddled beneath our kitchen tarp beside a roaring campfire obliterating a potful of beef ravioli, and the next, we were dead to the world in our collapsible camp chairs sawing logs. I thought the night was finished. But it had only just begun. It was just a shade past midnight when I finally stirred. Overhead, the starry sky blazed crystal clear. Peering over the ashen remnants of our campfire, I gazed deep into the shimmering vault of the cosmos and beheld its infinite expanse. Across the ridge line to my north, Big Dipper pointed the way to Polaris and I could see Great Bear winking at me. Just behind and eastward of those burly sky-bound haunches, I traced the queenly M-shape of Cassiopeia that gleamed so alluringly above the orbital plane. Perseus stood guard nearby, brandishing his sword in one hand and the disembodied head of Medusa in the other. Then, just as the blue-hued eeriness of the Pleiades came stealing into my sightline, a full moon of extraordinary eminence came creeping through the timber to beguile me with its transcendent beams of luminescence. It’s hard to say exactly what sort of hocuspocus that bloodless blazing orb played on me up there, but I haven’t been the same man since. I went hiking through the moon-dappled topography for a while, I remember that much. But just when exactly I decided to fire up the excavator and go chewing my way across the illuminated mountainside—until my buddy showed up at the crack of dawn to snap me out of it—is a mystery that will forever remain unsolved. WILD THINGS: Kids, adults and adventurers can join Wild Whatcom Walks for a “Wild Things” excursion from 9:30-11am at the Stimpson Nature Reserve. Suggested donation is $5. WWW.WILDWHATCOM.ORG DOWNTOWN TRICK-OR-TREAT: Costumed kids and their keepers are invited to collect candy and goodwill as part of the annual “Downtown Trick-or-Treat” event taking place from 3-5pm at businesses throughout Bellingham’s urban core. Look for the balloons! WWW.DOWNTOWNBELLINGHAM.COM RUNNING DEAD: Avoid the zombies at all costs at the inaugural “Night of the Running Dead” event starting at 6pm at Aslan Brewing Co., 1330 N. Forest St. Runners and zombies taking part in the “urban adventure” will be making their way from ground zero to three checkpoints, and then back to the start. Entry is $50; day-of registration is available. WWW.DATABAREVENTS.COM MART IN VOLKEN VISIT: Attend “An Evening with Martin Volken” at 7:30pm at Backcountry Essentials, 214 W. Holly St. The professional guide and guidebook author will be sharing stories and expertise gained from a lifetime in the mountains and raising awareness for Bellingham Mountain Rescue Council, a volunteer organization dedicated to saving lives through rescue and mountain safety education. Entry is $10. WWW.BACKCOUNTRYESSENTIALS.NET OCT. 30-31 GORE & LORE TOURS: Find out more about the spooky side of local history when the Good Time Girls present “Gore & Lore” Tours for the final weekend starting at 6pm Friday in historic Fairhaven and 6pm Saturday at the Bureau of Historical Investigation, 217 W. Holly St. Entry is $15. WWW.THEBUREAUBELLINGHAM.COM SAT., OCT. 31 BONESHAKER BIKE FEST: Tour the “bootiful” Skagit Valley as part of the fourth annual “Boneshaker Metric” ride starting with a mass start at 9am at the La Conner Channel Lodge, 205 N. First St. Riders can choose from a 25K, 50K or 100K—routes include views of the countryside and hypnotic Cascade Mountains. Costumes are strongly encouraged, and there will be a variety of festive tour stops along the way. From 3-6pm, attend a post-event celebration at Hellam’s Vineyard. Entry is $35-$40 per person, $70-$75 for families of four; funds raised benefit the La Conner Library Foundation. WWW.BONESHAKERBIKEFEST.COM HAUNTED GARDEN: Expect spooky twists and turns around every corner at a “Haunted Garden Spot Halloween” taking place from 9am-6pm at the Garden Spot Nursery, 900 Alabama St. Activities for ghouls and goblins of all ages, a photo booth and tricky treats will take place throughout the day. At 1pm, there’ll also be a Costume Contest. Entry is free. WWW.GARDEN-SPOT.COM doit FOOD 34 to their houses will encounter a “more gentle and inclusive version of traditional trick-or-treating.” Maps identifying participating homes can be found online. WWW.PUMPKINPOLKA.COM WWW.ANACORTES.ORG DIG INTO FALL: “Micro Climates” will be the focus of a multimedia presentation with Skagit County Master Gardener Sheri Hunter as part of a “Dig Into Fall” series at 6:30pm at the Mount Vernon City Library, 315 Snoqualmie St. Come learn about the ways pockets of climate exception create special challenges and special surprises all over Skagit County. Entry is free. WWW.MOUNTVERNONWA.GOV FERNDALE TRICK-OR-TREAT: Kids in costume can drop by more than 40 Ferndale Chamber of Commerce businesses participating in a “Downtown Trick-or-Treat” event from 3-5pm throughout downtown Ferndale. Entry is free. WWW.FERNDALE-CHAMBER.COM FAIRHAVEN TRICK-OR-TREAT: Kids and adults in costume are invited to take part in the annual “Halloween Trick-or-Treating” event from 3-6pm throughout historic Fairhaven. Shops in the district will be decorated for the holiday; look for posters at participating locales. Since Fairhaven Pharmacy closed its doors after 126 years recently, the annual Halloween photos will be taken in the Finnegan’s Alley Atrium (just across Harris Avenue from the pharmacy and Dos Padres). Photos will be printed immediately and given to parents. Entry is free. WWW.FAIRHAVEN.COM MOUNT VERNON TRICK-OR TREAT: Skagit County residents are invited to participate in a safe “Trick-or-Treating” event from 3-5pm on First Street—from Kincaid to Division—in downtown Mount Vernon. At 5pm, kids are also invited to join in the annual Costume Contest at the Lincoln Theatre, 712 S. First St. Prizes will be awarded in a variety of age categories. WWW.LINCOLNTHEATRE.ORG PUMPK IN POLK A: All children—especially children with disabilities—are invited to the inaugural “Pumpkin Polka” from 4:30-6:30pm in the Sunnyland neighborhood. Participating homes will be handing out non-candy treats, have their porches well-lit, and ensure that the kids coming TUES., NOV. 3 ALL-PACES RUN: Staffers and volunteers are always on hand to guide the way at the weekly All-Paces Run starting at 6pm every Tuesday at Fairhaven Runners, 1209 11th St. The runs are 20 minutes out and back on two key routes—by the water or through the woods. Entry is free. FILM 24 MUSIC 20 ART 18 AA/EO DISABILITY ACCOMMODATION: 360-650-6146, BOXOFFICE@WWU.EDU STAGE 16 (360) 650-6146 | WWU.CFPA.EDU/THEATREDANCE WWW.FAIRHAVENRUNNERS.COM WED., NOV. 4 GARDEN CLUB MEE T ING: “The Wonders of Hellebores” will be the focus of a presentation by Danielle Young from Skagit Gardens at a Birchwood Garden Club meeting at 7pm at Whatcom Museum’s Old City Hall, 121 Prospect St. All are welcome. WWW.BIRCHWOODGARDENCLUB.ORG THURS., NOV. 5 TRAVELOGUE: “Traveling to the Top of the World” will be the focus of a Travelogue Series presentation from 7-9pm at Whatcom Museum’s Old City Hall, 121 Prospect St. Jeannie Dodd will be sharing her visit and understanding of the Jhamste Gatsal Children’s Community in northeastern India. Suggested donation is $3. WWW.WHATCOMMUSEUM.ORG FITNESS FORUM: Watch The Forgotten Four Minute Mile movie and then listen to and ask questions of Jim Bailey—the man who ran the first sub-four-minute-mile on U.S. soil in 1956—at a free Fitness Forum at 7:15pm at Fairhaven Runners, 1209 11th St. Bailey currently lives in Bellingham. WWW.FAIRHAVENRUNNERS.COM MAIL 4 ANACORTES TRICK-OR-TREAT: A “Downtown Trick-or-Treat” event takes place from 2-4pm throughout downtown Anacortes. At 4pm, kids 12 and under can attend a Halloween Party featuring ghoulishly fun treats and prizes at the Majestic Inn and Space, 419 Commercial Ave. $12 - $15 STUDENTS $5 OFF GET OUT 14 (360) 778-7217 778-7105 PERFORMING ARTS CENTER DUG THEATRE WORDS 12 HIDDEN GEMS: Discover hidden parks, trails, restaurants and more at a “Hidden Gems in Whatcom County” presentation at 5:30pm at the SkillShare Space at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. Your guides will provide a treasure map for you to leave with so that you can see for yourself what you’ve been missing. Entry is free. SAT DO IT 2 WORK PART Y: Join Bellingham Parks and Recreation to remove invasive plants and mulch at a Work Party from 1-3pm along Padden Creek. Come in costume, and organizers will provide the treats. Park on Harris Street and look for signs to the trailhead. MON., NOV. 2 SAT 10.28.15 WWW.GLENECHOGARDEN.COM WWW.MTBAKERBIKECLUB.ORG 2:00PM OCTOBER 24 & 31 #43.10 FALL FAMILY FUN: Hot dog and marshmallow roasting, leaf pile jumping, hay rides, sheep feeding, games, huge stump history and photo opportunities will be part of “Fall Family Fun” events from 10am-6pm Saturdays through Nov. 21 at Everson’s Glen Echo Garden, 4390 Y Rd. Entry is $10 per family (up to four kids). RABBIT RIDE: Join members of the Mount Baker Bicycle Club for a “Rabbit Ride” starting at 8am every Sunday at Fairhaven Bike, 1108 11th St. The 32-mile route takes riders down Chuckanut and back via Lake Samish. The group also holds weekly rides Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. CASCADIA WEEKLY Ghouls and gals will have plenty of trick-or-treating choices Oct. 30-31 in downtown Bellingham, Fairhaven, Mount Vernon, Anacortes, and beyond 7:30PM OCTOBER THURS 22 -– 23, 28 - 31 FRI WED – SAT CURRENTS 8 WWW.MOUNTBAKERCLUB.ORG VIEWS 6 LAKE ANNE HIKE: Join members of the Mount Baker Club for a hike to Lake Anne today. Meet at 8am at Sunnyland Elementary to carpool; suggested carpool fee is $6. A NWF Pass is required for trailhead parking. B-BOARD 27 SUN., NOV. 1 15 FOOD 34 stage DANCE CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.10 10.28.15 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 12 GET OUT 14 STAGE 16 ART 18 MUSIC 20 FILM 24 B-BOARD 27 THEATER 16 BY AMY KEPFERLE Thrillingham DARKNESS FALLS ACROSS THE LAND I’VE SEEN some weird and wonderful things in the years I’ve attended “Thrillingham” performances in downtown Bellingham. For example, the first time I encountered the spectacle of a horde of dancing zombies recreating Michael Jackson’s spooky “Thriller” dance—the same year the troubled 50-year-old singer accidentally overdosed on prescribed meds and left his earthly remains behind for his siblings to fight over—the resulting hubbub shut down a good portion of the Holly Street corridor. For blocks, all that could be seen in the urban core were costumed revelers and the undead dancing (and partying) in the streets. In recent years, those organizing the annual event have moved off of public roadways and made the amphitheater at Maritime Heritage Park the nexus of the scary spectacle. It’s a good call, as there are plenty of places to perch for bird’seye views of the marvelous madness—which include, but are not limited to, the performers taking part in the undulating of the undead. Last Halloween was a doozy. In addition to the hordes of dancers shuffling around as in-sync zombies during the execution of “Thriller,” other area performers also shared their moves and musical talents prior to the main event, making the night come alive with sound and spectacle. But that’s wasn’t all; not by a long shot. “Thrillingham” crowds tend to get into PROFILES the Halloween spirit. This means that part of the fun of coming to Maritime Heritage Park after darkness falls across the land is sussing out the amazing costumes that are on display—whether it’s a person who painted themselves blue to more closely make themselves resemble Papa Smurf, a human-turned-Pterodacyl, a man-sized bear or an eerily spot-on child vampire. I’m still not sure if it was a hallucination, but something especially weird happened at the culmination of last October’s “Thrillingham.” After the performers had left the stage and a community dance party had commenced in the same space, out of nowhere a man on a horse—along with a woman sitting behind him on the saddle who looked like she was hanging on for dear life—rode his giant steed up the main walkway of the park. People got out of his way as he approached stage, so I’m pretty ATTEND the sure they saw him, too. WHAT: But almost as quickly “Thrillingham” WHEN: 8pm Sat., as the cowboy and his Oct. 31 panicked passenger WHERE: Maritime had entered the party, Heritage Park, they soon departed, 500 W. Holly St. disappearing into the COST: Donations collected during night. Only hoofbeats the event will could be heard as peobenefit Lydia ple turned to each othPlace. Raffle ticker murmuring, “Did you ets will be sold just see what I saw?” at Lydia Place and the Bureau of My point is this: Part Historical Invesof the fun of “Thrilltigation the week ingham”—which also of Halloween acts as a fundraiser for INFO: www.thrill Lydia Place and sees a ingham.com variety of community members practicing their moves for up to a month to make Halloween memorable for the masses—is never knowing exactly what to expect. While you’re guaranteed to see approximately 100 zombies groaning, moaning, snarling, dancing and generally acting like they’re hungry for brains, brains and more brains, what you don’t know is how the night will end, or who else will make a Halloween-night visit to downtown Bellingham. It could be a man on a horse—or it could be your worst nightmare. doit STAGE OCT. 28-31 STANDING ON CEREMONY: Experience unique takes on the moments before, during and after “I do” when Standing on Ceremony: The Gay Marriage Plays concludes this week with showings at 7:30pm Wednesday through Friday, and 2pm and 7:30pm Saturday at Western Washington University’s DUG Theater in the Performing Arts Center. The short plays “are vows to the blessings of equality, the universal challenges of relationships and the often hilarious power of love.” Tickets are $7-$12. 650-6146 OR WWW.TICKETS.WWU.EDU THURS., OCT. 29 GOOD, BAD, UGLY: Watch “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” at 8pm every Thursday at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. At 10pm, stick around for “Haunted House.” Bring your ghost stories to give the performers, and it could be played out right there. Entry is $8 for the early show, $5 for the late one. 733-8855 OR WWW.THEUPFRONT.COM OCT. 29-31 SCREAM FAIR: Brave souls can journey into the darkness as they come face-to-face with creepy creatures and the undead at the annual Scream Fair Haunted House taking place from 6:30-9:30pm Thursday and 6:30-10:30pm Friday and Saturday at the Henry Jansen Building at Lynden’s Northwest Washington Fairgrounds, 1775 Front St. Tickets are $10-$13 at the door. WWW.LASTCHANCEPRODUCTIONS.COM/ SCREAMFAIR CLOWN BAR: Watch what happens when a former clown named Happy returns to the seedy underground clown world to find his brother’s killer when Adam Szymkowicz’s Clown Bar continues this weekend with shows at 7:30pm Thursday through Saturday at iDiOM Theater, 1418 Cornwall Ave. Tickets to see the “gritty, violent film noir mob drama—about clowns” are $12 in advance and $15 at the door. Additional showings take place through Nov. 7. WWW.IDIOMTHEATER.COM ROCK Y HORROR: Celebrate the 40th anniversary of the cult classic known as The Rocky Horror Picture Show at viewings at 8pm and midnight Thursday through Saturday at the Mount Baker Theatre’s Walton Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Bellingham actors—including Miss Betty Desire as the criminologist—will help bring the film to life in front of the movie screen. Tickets are $15; $5 “survival kits” will be available at the door. 734-6080 OR WWW.MOUNTBAKERTHEATRE.COM ROCK Y HORROR SHOW: The Theater Arts Guild presents The Rocky Horror Show at 8pm Thursday and Friday, and 10pm Saturday at Mount Vernon’s Lincoln Theatre, 712 S. First St. Audiences are encouraged to come in costume to view the story of a “sweet transvestite from Transylvania” and an eclectic cast of characters who will bring the cult classic to life. Be ready to dance to “The Time Warp” and participate in audience shout-outs. Tickets are $12-$25. Additional showings take place Nov. 6-7. WWW.LINCOLNTHEATRE.ORG OCT. 30-31 BAAY HAUNTED HOUSE: Students from the Bellingham Arts Academy for Youth will present “The Nightmare on Railroad” Haunted House & Show from 6:30-9:30pm (all-ages) 1-2p enter online $10 entry winners take pot CIDER BREWING BASICS $15 2-4p Robert Arzoo of Northcorner Brewing Fill your carboy @ BelleWood! B-BOARD 27 FOOD 34 doit (360) 510-4711 OR WWW.KUNTZANDCO.ORG SUN., NOV. 1 OKLAHOMA: In partnership with Rodgers & Hammerstein, Tony and Emmy Award-winner Kristin Chenoweth will produce an exclusive, bonus featurette that will precede a showing of Oklahoma at 2pm in Mount Vernon at the Lincoln Theatre, 712 S. First St. The performance footage will be interspersed with Chenoweth singing a few of the classic songs at the Rodgers & Hammerstein warehouse with backstory about the history of the film and musical. Tickets are $12-$16. WWW.LINCOLNTHEATRE.ORG MON., NOV. 2 42ND STREE T: A new touring production of the quintessential backstage musical comedy classic 42nd Street can be seen in Bellingham at a 7pm performance at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. During the play, expect to hear classic songs such as “We’re in the Money,” “I Only Have Eyes for You,” and “Lullaby of Broadway.” Tickets to the show are $30-$69. 734-6080 OR WWW.MOUNTBAKERTHEATRE.COM GUFFAWINGHAM: A weekly open mic for comedians, “Guffawingham!,” takes place at 9:30pm every Monday at the Green Frog, 1015 N. State St. Entry is free. WWW.ACOUSTICTAVERN.COM WITCH’S BALL: All witches, wizards, ghosts and ghouls are invited to a “Witch’s Ball” taking place from 8-11pm at Bellingham Dance Company, 1705 N. State St. Dance lessons in swing, ghoulish treats and a costume contest (with prizes) will be part of the Halloween fun. No partner is necessary, and all levels are welcome. Entry is $8-$10. WWW.BELLINGHAMDANCECOMPANY.COM SAT., OCT. 31 HALLOWEEN CONTRA DANCE: Join the Bellingham Country Dance Society for an all-ages Halloween Contra Dance from 7-10:30pm at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. Costumes are optional; no partner is needed, and no experience is necessary. Entry is $6-$10. WWW.BELLINGHAMCOUNTRYDANCE.ORG LAST DAYS OF MELVILLE: The world premiere of Glenn Hergenhahn-Zhao’s The Last Days of Melville Malloy can be seen at 7:30pm Wednesday through Friday at the iDiOM Theater, 1418 Cornwall Ave. Described as a “drug-fueled mystery about a famous singer gone missing,” the story reconnects the playwright with former Bellinghamster Nate Smith. Tickets are $12-$15; additional showings happen through Nov. 21. WWW.IDIOMTHEATER.COM MUSIC 20 ART 18 STAGE 16 GET OUT 14 SUN., NOV. 1 REP REHEARSAL: See how professional dancers prepare for a performance at a Bellingham Repertory Dance open rehearsal taking place from 121:30pm at the Firehouse Performing Arts Center, 1314 Harris Ave. The company’s members can be seen practicing and refining dances for their upcoming 10th Anniversary Fall Performance taking place Nov. 19-21. WWW.BHAMREP.ORG NOV. 4-6 WORDS 12 PARK INSON’S DANCE CLASS: Kuntz and Company’s Pam Kuntz leads a dance class for people with Parkinson’s disease and other movement or neurological disorders at 10am at Ballet Bellingham, 1405 Fraser St., suite #103. Suggested donation is $5-$7. No registration is necessary; just show up ready to dance. CURRENTS 8 FRI., OCT. 30 VIEWS 6 (360) 380-0456 MAIL 4 WWW.THEUPFRONT.COM FOLK DANCE: Join the Fourth Corner Folk Dancers to learn lively folk dances from Eastern Europe, Greece, Turkey, and Israel from 7:1510pm every Thursday at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. Suggested donation is $5; students and first-timers are free. TUES., NOV. 3 SK AGIT FOLK DANCERS: Join the SkagitAnacortes Folk Dancers for a weekly International Folk Dancing event from 7-9:30pm at Bayview Civic Hall, 12615 C St. No partners are needed; just show up and dance. Entry to the drop-in event is free for the first session, $3 afterwards. WWW.SKAGITFOLKDANCERS.ORG CALENDAR@CASCADIAWEEKLY.COM 10.28.15 HELLINGHAM: Help figure out whodunnit when the perennially popular improvised murder mystery known as “Hellingham” returns to the stage for 8pm and 10pm shows every Friday and Saturday through October at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. Tickets to view the comedic carnage are $10 in advance and $12 at the door. THURS., OCT. 29 #43.10 WWW.BBAYBREWERY.COM DA NCE CASCADIA WEEKLY and 9:30-11:30pm (21 and over) at Boundary Bay Brewery, 1107 Railroad Ave. Lisa Markowitz’ BAAY Dance Company will start festivities with a “dazzling and artfully ghoulish” performance, then audiences will be led down a scary road to the Garden of Doom Dungeon, laden with scary rooms of unspeakable horrors (with BAAY students and other actors providing the spirit). Entry is $5; proceeds raise scholarship money for students. DO IT 2 Students from the Bellingham Arts Academy for Youth will present “The Nightmare on Railroad” Haunted House & Show Oct. 30-31 at the beer garden at Boundary Bay Brewery FILM 24 3-5p 17 B-BOARD 27 FOOD 34 visual OPENINGS CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.10 10.28.15 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 18 “MERCURIAL,” BY LAURIE POTTER VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 12 GET OUT 14 STAGE 16 ART 18 MUSIC 20 FILM 24 GALLERIES BY AMY KEPFERLE The Night Gallery SCARY SIGHTS AWAIT YOU “UNUSUAL” AND “startling” are two of the adjectives used to describe the word “outre.” All three of the descriptions are apropos when it comes to talking about the art on display at Fourth Corner Frames & Gallery’s latest exhibit, “The Night Gallery,” which pays homage to Rod Serling’s television series of the same name. “We invited a handful of regional artists to help us create our own ‘shadowy museum of the outre,’” read the press release that caused me to venture through the doors of the Holly Street business on the Saturday preceding Halloween. In the early 1970s-era program—which focused more on stories of horror and the supernatural, rather than the science-fiction tales that made Serling’s The Twilight Zone series so popular—the host appeared in an art gallery setting, where he’d introduce the creepy tale that would be brought to life that night by unveiling a few of the paintings that it depicted. “Good evening, and welcome to a private showing of three paintings, displayed here for the first time,” Serling would typically say. “Each is a collector’s item in its own way—not because of any special artistic quality, but because each capture on a canvas, suspend in time and space, a frozen moment of a nightmare.” At the end of each episode, the art was also what viewers saw before the PROFILES show went off the air, with the camera pausing on the strongest image before going to black. I wondered what Serling would make of Trish Harding’s oil painting “Decoy,” in which a character that looks a lot like Little Red Riding Hood bares her fangs to someone outside of the realm of the viewers’ vision. She’s got pigtails and a SEE IT red cape, but she also WHAT: The Night has a long tail, a pistol Gallery strapped to her waist WHEN: 10amand a basket full of curi5:30pm, through Sat., Oct. 31 ous piglets. WHERE: Fourth “The pigs are only too Corner Frames & happy to help,” reads a Gallery, 311 W. missive accompanying Holly St. the painting, helping INFO: www. fourthcorner further the story of this frames.com particular (and peculiar) fairytale. “They are acutely aware of the peril they have put themselves in. If only its hunger were no so insatiable. If only it were not so driven by envy, because then and only then, such covert actions would not be necessary.” In Laurie Potter’s pastel work, “Mercurial,” a bare-chested madman with dark lips, aviator glasses and Medusa-esque hair looks to be cackling into the cosmos. “What do you believe is happening in this moment of his life?” the artist questions in a note underneath the painting. (If pressed, I’d say he just pressed the big red button that obliterates the world, and is happy about going nuclear.) Other pieces that made me want to know more about the stories behind the artworks included Potter’s “The Magpie Thinks She’s Queen Bee;” Francis X. Donovan’s big-headed multimedia “Trotsky” sculpture; multiple works by Erin Libby with maritime themes (including “Dinner at Sea,” an oil-on-wood painting with a fish whose face is more human than piscine); and a wonderfully complex work by George Jartos, in which it’s not clear whether it’s humans or alien-like creatures being sucked into some sort of gravity-defying vortex. “The Night Gallery” is only up through Halloween, so if, like Rod Serling, you’d like to ponder unusual and startling works of art, please be aware that time is running out to do so. doit ONGOI NG E X H I BI TS A.C.M.E. CREAT IVE SPACE: View the “Steamroller Block Printing Project” through October at A.C.M.E. Creative Space, 705 Commercial Ave. The exhibit features work created curing the Anacortes Arts Festival. WWW.ACMECREATIVE.COM ALLIED ARTS: View “Whimsey” through Oct. 31 at Allied Arts, 1418 Cornwall Ave. The exhibit features work by Helen Dorn, Christen Mattix, Ellen Clark, Brian Simpson, and Nathan Waterstreet. WWW.ALLIEDARTS.ORG ART WOOD: Dining tables and chairs will be highlighted through October at Artwood Gallery, 1000 Harris Ave. Paintings by Francy Blumhagen will also be on display. WWW.ARTWOODGALLERY.COM BISON BOOK BINDING: A retrospective of letterpress show posters is currently on display at Bison Bookbinding & Letterpress’ new locale at 112 Grand Ave., #101. WWW.BISONBOOKBINDING.COM CHUCK ANUT BREWERY: Nature and landscape photographs by Damian Vines are on display through Nov. 27 at Chuckanut Brewery, 601 W. Holly St. WWW.CHUCKANUTBREWERYANDKITCHEN.COM DAKOTA ARTS: View work by artists who took part in this month’s Whatcom Artist Studio Tour through October at the Dakota Art Store Gallery, 1322 Cornwall Ave. WWW.DAKOTAARTSTORE.COM DEMING LIBRARY: Oil paintings inspired by a collection of old black-and-white photos that feature families and their automobiles can be seen at Helen Dorn’s “Snapshot” exhibit through Oct. 30 at the Deming Library, 5044 Mt. Baker Hwy. WWW.WCLS.ORG FISHBOY GALLERY: Check out the contemporary folk art of RR Clark from 1:30-5pm every Mon.-Fri. at the FishBoy Gallery, 617 Virginia St. 714-0815 OR WWW.FISHBOYGALLERY.COM FOURTH CORNER: “The Night Gallery,” a takeoff of Rod Serling’s television series of the same name, shows through Oct. 31 at Fourth Corner Frames & Gallery, 311 W. Holly St. WWW.FOURTHCORNERFRAMES.COM GALLERY C YGNUS: Maggie Wilder will show a “feast” of new paintings through Nov. 1 in La Conner at Gallery Cygnus, 109 Commercial St. WWW.GALLERYCYGNUS.COM GOOD EARTH: Rob Beishline’s “Broadcast News: Prints and Patterns on Clay” will be highlighted through October at Good Earth Pottery, 1000 Harris Ave. WWW.GOODEARTHPOTS.COM HONE Y SALON: Multimedia artist and entrepreneur Rebecca Ogden’s “Sound the Alarm” can be seen at Honey Salon, 310 W. Holly St. WWW.HONEYBELLINGHAM.COM I.E. GALLERY: An exhibit featuring works by Warren Dykeman and James Reisen is on display through Nov. 15 in Edison at i.e. Gallery, 5800 Cains Court. (360) 488-3458 doit STILL GOING STRONG! MUSIC 20 “RESTING RED” FILM 24 B-BOARD 27 FOOD 34 FRESH LOCAL PRODUCE • FINE LOCAL CRAFTS • READY TO EAT FOOD (360) 647-8137 STAGE 16 SATURDAY, 10AM TO 3PM, THRU DECEMBER 19 DEPOT MARKET SQUARE, 1100 RAILROAD AVE, BELLINGHAM, WA 2015 WWW.SCOTTMILO.COM BELLINGHAM FARMERS MARKET PROUDLY ACCEPTS FOOD STAMPS WIC/SFMNP ACCEPTED MATZKE GALLERY: The multi-artist “Visual Poetry and Abstract Expressionism” exhibit shows from 11am-5pm weekends through Nov. 8 at Camano Island’s Matzke Fine Art Gallery & Sculpture Park, 2345 Blanche Way. CURRENTS 8 WWW.SCULPTURENORTHWEST.ORG SK AGIT MUSEUM: “Mysteries of the Museum” is showing through November 8 at La Conner’s Skagit County Historical Museum, 501 S. Fourth St. VIEWS 6 WWW.MAKESHIFTPROJECT.COM SCULPTURE NORTHWEST: “Emerge”—an eclectic show of figurative, non-objective and experimental sculpture by regional artists in bronze, stone and wire —shows through Nov. 22 at Sculpture Northwest Gallery, 203 Prospect St. WWW.SKAGITCOUNT Y.NET/MUSEUM MAIL 4 MAKE.SHIF T: View “Working Stiffs” and Daniel Whitsell’s “Bundles in the Rafters” through Oct. 31 at Make.Shift Art Space, 306 Flora St. The exhibit features works by staff at its local business sponsors, including the RE Store, Toni & Guy Academy, and more. WWW.MATZKEFINEART.COM MONA: “Not Vanishing: Contemporary Expressions in Indigenous Art” shows through Jan. 3 at La Conner’s Museum of Northwest Art, Museum of Northwest Art, 121 S. First St. The exhibit features more than 40 artists from tribes throughout the region. WWW.MONAMUSEUM.ORG QUILT MUSUEM: “Best of the Festival,””Illusions and Shadows,” and “Great Lakes Seaway: War of 1812 International Challenge” are currently on display at the La Conner Quilt & Textile Museum, 703 S. Second St. WWW.LACONNERQUILTS.ORG RAGFINERY: A variety of textile-related workshops happen on a regular basis at Ragfinery, 1421 N. Forest St. This week’s workshops BELLIN B EL E L L IIN N GHAM GHAM WWW.SMITHANDVALLEE.COM MOUNT BAKER THEATRE FRIDAY | NOV. NOV O 13 3 | 7:30 30 PM WESTERN GALLERY: “The Art of Seating” shows through Dec. 11 at the Western Gallery on the Western Washington University campus. Entry is free and open to the public. #43.10 WWW.MINDPORT.ORG SMITH & VALLEE: View “Boats and Water,” featuring vessels by Lummi Island-based sculptor Anne Morris and castings made by Allen Moe, through Oct. 31 at Edison’s Smith & Vallee Gallery, 5742 Gilkey Ave. WWW.WESTERNGALLERY.WWU.EDU WHATCOM ART MARKE T: From 10am-6pm every Thursday through Monday, stop by the Whatcom Art Guild’s Art Market at Fairhaven’s Waldron Building, 1314 12th St. CASCADIA WEEKLY MINDPORT: San Francisco-based artist Romy Randey’s “Umbra” is currently on display at Mindport Exhibits, 210 W. Holly St. The exhibit features an interactive wall panel made from fused glass, bamboo, sensors and LEDs. Admission is $2. GET OUT 14 SCOT T MILO GALLERY: Marie Powell’s new monoprints will be highlighted through October in Anacortes at the Scott Milo Gallery, 420 Commercial Ave. Also showing are abstract pastels by Amanda Houston, oils by Brooke Borcherding, pastels by Jan Wall, oils by Keith Sorenson, and steel mesh with glass tables by Lanny Bergner. WORDS 12 LUCK Y MONKE Y: Photographer Jeanne McGee’s “Sanguine Landscapes” exhibit and images taken during the Day of the Dead in Mexico show through October at the Lucky Monkey, 312 W. Champion St. WWW.RAGFINERY.COM WWW.WHATCOMARTGUILD.ORG WHATCOM MUSEUM: “Helmi’s World: Symbol, Myth, Fantasy,” “The Owl and the Woodpecker: Photographs by Paul Bannick,” “Unhinged: Book Art on the Cutting Edge” and “Chipping the Blck, Painting the Silk: The Color Prints of Norma Bassett Hall” can currently be viewed on the Whatcom Museum campus. WWW.WHATCOMMUSEUM.ORG DO IT 2 WWW.LUCIADOUGLAS.COM include “Nuno Felt a Wingy Scarf” (Oct. 28); and “Blooming Scraps for Kids” (Oct. 29). A “Beginning Quilting” series begins Wed., Nov. 4. See more details and register online. 10.28.15 LUCIA DOUGLAS: An exhibit featuring the work of regional artists working in a variety of mediums—including Cathy Schoenberg, Michael Clough, Mary Moore Bailey, Janel Bragg, Chloe French, Margaret Van Patten, Sheryl Funkhauser and more—shows through Dec. 19 at Lucia Douglas Gallery, 1415 13th St. ART 18 Sculptor Ann Morris incorporates seaweed, cedar, willow and other organic matters incorporating the “fecundity of nature, carrying remnants of its decaying life into a new dimension” as part of a “Boats and Water” exhibit on display through the month at Edison’s Smith & Vallee Gallery FREE LIFT TICKET TO STEVENS PASS 2-FOR-1 LIFT TICKET TO BIG WHITE AND SUN PEAKS SKI AND RIDE FREE AT STEAMBOAT FOR COMPLETE OFFER DETAILS GO TO WA R R E N M I L L E R . C O M 19 B-BOARD 27 FOOD 34 music AS USUALLY HAPPENS when I get word of a big RUMOR HAS IT CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.10 10.28.15 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 12 GET OUT 14 STAGE 16 ART 18 MUSIC 20 MUSIC 20 FILM 24 SHOW PREVIEWS rumor has it 20 BEATS ANTIQUE BY CAREY ROSS It’s Spooktacular! HAVE A HAUNTING GOOD TIME I’VE LIVED in Bellingham half my life, so you’d think that by this point, I would have some insight or understanding as to why this town straight loses its mind when it comes to celebrating Halloween. But I don’t. As a person who neither tricks nor treats, I am more observer than participant in this yearly bacchanal. But that doesn’t keep me from hitting the streets in search of hot Halloween action—although you won’t see me donning a costume anytime soon. And with this year’s holiday taking place on a Saturday, I expect the Halloween-loving masses to reduce this town to smoldering rubble by the time November gets underway. Here’s your lowdown on the Halloween hoedown. BOUNDARY BAY BREWERY: I’ve said it before and I will no doubt say it many more times before I’m done: Ain’t no party like a Boundary Bay party because a Boundary Bay party don’t stop. Bellingham’s longstanding brewpub is ground zero for most holiday happenings around these parts, and Halloween is second only to St. Patrick’s Day when it comes to occasions the fun-mongering Boundary crew loves most. As has become tradition in the past few years, the beer garden will be transformed into the Nightmare on Railroad on Oct. 30 and 31 (with a little help from the creative cadre at Bellingham Arts Academy for Youth), and Scary Monster & the Super Creeps will headline what is always a righteous party on Halloween proper. Will it top the year the Thriller dancers showed up outside for an unexpected flash-mob performance? That remains to be seen. WHERE: 1107 Railroad Ave. INFO: www.bbaybrewery.com CABIN TAVERN: If ever Bellingham had a zombie band, it would have to be Clambake. Just when I think we’ve heard the last from these local rockers, Halloween happens—and so does Clambake. Always good for an entertaining evening, this time Clambake takes their show to the Cabin Tavern, where they will no doubt roar back to life with their own inimitable, swaggering style. But lest you think you’ve heard the last from this capable quartet, it should be known they’re already hard at work on their annual Christmas extravaganza, not to mention a new album titled Too Dumb to Die, an appropriately cheeky name for Bellingham’s own walking dead. WHERE: 307 W. Holly St. INFO: www.facebook.com/clambake GLOW NIGHTCLUB: Like the broken record that I am, I have a habit of repeating the same thing about Glow, time and again: When it comes to being able to observe the shit-show that is Halloween in downtown Bellingham, there is no show—this time via a slip of the tongue of one of the bands in question—it gets announced about five minutes after I say something about how I’m not allowed to announce it. Such is the case with a Dec. 30 show at the Shakedown featuring Red Fang and Black Breath. Even as I type that sentence, I feel excitement welling up inside me. In case you’re math and commonsense deficient (it’s O.K., I am generally deficient in both those areas as well), here are a few bits of info you might find pertinent. On their own, Red Fang is a surefire, guaranteed sellout at the Shakedown. For certain, beyond the shadow of a doubt. On their own, Black Breath is a surefire, guaranteed sellout at the Shakedown. Also for certain, beyond the shadow of a doubt. The show was announced by the venue last week, and two days later, a quarter of the tickets had already been sold. What I’m trying to say here is, I know tickets for the show run $22 (approximately $17 more than most people BY CAREY ROSS are willing to pay in this town to see any band) and I’m also aware the show is two months away. However, none of that makes a difference when it comes to the following piece of advice: for the love of whatever it is you love the most, buy your tickets early. This is the number of tickets that will be left at the door the night of: zero. This is the number of eye rolls I have to dole out to everyone who does not heed my advice and then complains to me that they’ve waited too long to buy their tickets: infinite. And no one likes it when I roll my eyes at them. Just ask my mother. Here’s a question: When was the last time you saw a show at the Sudden Valley Dance Barn? While the Sudden Valley jazz series (which recently announced its 2016 lineup) makes good use of the venue, you’re more likely to find tai chi classes or knitting clubs there than you are live music. However, up-and-coming local pop-punk band Trust Me I’m Scared is trying to change that, in part by hosting a Nov. 6 albumrelease event at the barn. The show is the first in a purported “Sudden Valley Nightlife” series, and will also feature Minor Plains, a band I continue to love despite the fact that they’ve apparently become a barefoot band of late, in direct opposition to my personal squickiness about bare feet in public. (Seriously, Minor Plains, do you even know where that stage has been?) Footwear (or lack thereof) aside, Minor Plains’ math rock remains impeccable, they remain extraordinarily skilled and seeing them play is well worth the trip to Sudden Valley. Encourage a new band, see a known quantity and help foster a new(ish) location for live music—it might just be the best five bucks you’ve ever spent in Sudden Valley. 1053 N. State St. INFO: www.facebook.com/ honeymoonmead MAKE.SHIFT ART SPACE: Given the success of the Valentine’s Day Cover Show that has happened for the past five years or so at Make.Shift, it only makes sense that the arts nonprofit would decide to rope another holiday into the coverband action, and what more appropriate holiday than Halloween, when everyone dedicates considerable effort to being something or someone they’re not? The all-ages show, which takes place Fri., Oct. 30, will feature music by Bauhaus, Danzig, My Chemical Romance, the Cure, and more, all performed by your favorite local musical luminaries. WHERE: 306 Flora St. INFO: www.makeshiftproject.com PRESENCE STUDIO: For those who desire a kinder, gentler way to celebrate 601 West Holly St. • Bellingham, WA 360-75-BEERS (752-3377) ChuckanutBreweryAndKitchen.com FILM 24 B-BOARD 27 FOOD 34 Sunday-Thursday 4-6pm MUSIC 20 MUSIC 20 Family Friendly HoPPY Hour WWW.MCINT YREHALL.ORG FEST IVAL OF MUSIC: St. John’s Ensemble, Bellingham Damekor, Men of Immanuel, Bellingham Mannakor, and pianist Nick Swanson will be among the performers taking part in a “Festival of Music” concert at 2pm at St. John’s Lutheran Church, 2530 Cornwall Ave. The free concert will celebrate St. John’s 125 years of service to Whatcom County. WHERE: 118 W. Holly St. INFO: www.facebook. com/swillery.whiskeybar MUSIC CLUB CONCERT: Hear Martin Kuuskmann on bassoon and Jeffrey Gilliam on piano at a Bellingham Music Club concert at 10:30am at Trinity Lutheran Church, 119 Texas St. Entry is by donation. WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/STJOHNSBELLINGHAM POWER TRIO: The power trio of mandolinist John Reischman, guitarist Scott Nygaard, and bassist/mandolinist Sharon Gilchrist can be heard at a 2pm concert at the YWCA Ballroom, 1026 N. Forest St. Tickets are $15. (360) 733-5960 WORK WITH YOUR WHOLE MIND! 7-DAY GROUP MEDITATION RETREAT with Holly Gayley & Rick Merrill IMMERSE YOURSELF IN THIS MINDFULNESS-AWARENESS WEEK-LONG EXPERIENCE for new & seasoned meditators Sat. Dec. 26 - Saturday Jan. 2 8am to 6pm each day ~ Please register online ~ STAGE 16 YOUTH SYMPHONY: Talented students from Skagit, Island, and Snohomish counties will take part in a Fidalgo Youth Symphony Concert at 1pm at Mount Vernon’s McIntyre Hall, 2501 E. College Way. Tickets are $1-$10. GET OUT 14 SAT., OCT. 31 SUN., NOV. 1 208 W. Holly St. INFO: www.wildbuffalo.net oon! WWW.MCINT YREHALL.ORG THE SWILLERY: Do I know what kind of Halloween-specific action the Swillery has in store for us all? Nope. Seems to be a bit of a mystery. But with a musical lineup that includes Eagle Teeth, Cat Bomb, and Second Hand Suits, you’ll get original music rather than covers, strong drinks from the bar and horror movies shown on the wall all night long. The Swillery also bears the distinction of being the place where a kindly man once told me I was beautiful—right before he tumbled off his barstool and onto the floor—and I wasn’t even dressed as a naughty nurse at the time. WILD BUFFALO: Never ones to be outdone by, well, anyone, the Wild Buffalo is going all out this year for Halloween. The holiday starts early, on Fri., Oct. 30, when Beat Connection will take the stage. But that’s just a warmup for Halloween itself, when Polecat—the wildly popular bluegrass stomp band that has come to rule Halloween around these parts—will don what will no doubt be some wildly inventive costumes and bring down what is sure to be a soldout house. If all that were not enough, somehow the powers that be at the Buff nabbed Beats Antique for a postHalloween, Sunday-night show, which is also sure to sell out. Yes, that’s a lot to cram into one weekend, but you can always recover at work on Monday. WHERE: Ra Laguech r on Ta pS ART 18 PE TER MAWANGA: Traditional Malawian rhythms can be heard when Peter Mawanga & the Amaravi Movement perform at 7:30pm in Mount Vernon at McIntyre Hall, 2501 E. College Way. Tickets are $22-$30. m 1 at 9 p Oct. 3 Costu WORDS 12 HONEY MOON: Bellingham’s low-key meadery might not be the first place one thinks of when one thinks of places that go all out for Halloween, but making such assumptions would be dead wrong for a couple of reasons. The first is the Scary Stories for Adults event happening Fri., Oct. 30, which promises to highlight “true ghost and fairy tales” for the aforementioned adults and “mature children willing to be spooked.” The second is the yearly Dead Musicians Halloween Party taking place on Halloween that encourages musicians (and comedians, poets, etc.) to not only perform music as their favorite bygone artist, but also to dress as them too. WHERE: WWW.BROWNPAPERTICKETS.COM n loweoentest Halm eC CURRENTS 8 www.shakedownbellingham.com NIGHTMARE BEFORE HALLOWEEN: A rare performance by Captain Fathom will be part of “A Nightmare Before Halloween” taking place from 7-11pm in Anacortes at the Depot Community Center, 611 R Ave. The Openers will also perform, and there’ll be costume contest, a photo booth, a no-host bar provided by Anacortes Brewery, and more. Tickets are $8-$12. 4LYPKPHU:\P[L meditation center bellingham.shambhala.org WED., NOV. 4 VIEWS 6 INFO: www.acoustictavern.com (360) 676-6575 MAIL 4 THE SHAKEDOWN: As Halloween plans firmed up at venues all over town, and I didn’t see Horror Business listed anywhere, I began to be concerned that this longtime Halloween tradition had finally met an undesirable and unwelcome end. But then the Shakedown came to the rescue with a lineup that includes the Misfits tribute band (devillocks and all), as well as Flannel (who will play a set of Weezer songs) and Ween cover band Brown Town. Bands in Bellingham come and go, but Horror Business will never die. WHERE: 1212 N. State St. INFO: CREEPY CABARE T: Lively entertainment and delicious food combine at the fifth annual “Creepy Cabaret” taking place from 6:30-8:30pm at Bellingham High School, 2020 Cornwall Ave. While you’re enjoying a chili dinner, talented students will entertain with solo and ensemble performances. Entry is $10. CHUCKANUT BREWERY & KITCHEN DO IT 2 THE GREEN FROG: Halloween is probably thought of as a holiday with no soul, but that’s all going to change if Baby Cakes has anything to do with it. Bellingham’s eight-piece funk, soul and R&B band will no doubt pack the Green Frog’s stage to capacity—and most likely the venue itself as well, so you may not want to be tardy to this party. However, you’ll want to make certain your costume is not so restrictive that it keeps you from dancing, as that’s the main item on this Halloween menu. WHERE: 1015 N. State St. FRI., OCT. 30 WWW.BELLINGHAMMUSICCLUB.ORG 10.28.15 www.sacredbass.org doit THURS., NOV. 5 MVHS JAZZ: The Mount Vernon High School jazz bands perform at a “Live at the Lincoln” concert at 7pm at the town’s Lincoln Theatre, 712 S. First St. Entry is by donation. WWW.LINCOLNTHEATRE.ORG SAPPHIRE WINDS: Listen to works by Reich, Shapiro, Kurtag, and Davidovsky when Sapphire Winds performs at a free concert at 7:30pm at WWU’s Performing Arts Center Concert Hall. WWW.CFPA.WWU.EDU NIGHT BEAT: Grammy-nominated bassoonist Martin Kuuskmann, accompanied on piano by WWU professor Jeffrey Gilliam, will perform at a Bellingham Music Club “Night Beat” concert at 7:30pm at the First Congregational Church, 2401 Cornwall Ave. Tickets are $20. WWW.BELLINGHAMMUSICCLUB.ORG 5 Year Old Goat Cheddar Organic Delicata Squash Black Market Hot Sauces High Spirit Cedar Flutes Hand Carved Bird Houses Pizza Stones & Paddles Local Fireweed Honey Your One Stop Shop 360-592-2297 www.everybodys.com Hiway 9 – Van Zandt #43.10 www.glowbellingham.com PAGE 20 CASCADIA WEEKLY better vantage point than the Holly Street hotspot. They’ll be celebrating all weekend long with Halloweekend Ghouls and Ghosts parties happening Friday and Saturday that will feature dance music, drink specials and more. And when you need to take a break from dancing, order a cocktail and wander upstairs to watch the spectacle unfolding in the streets below. Trust me, you will not regret it. WHERE: 202 E. Holly St. INFO: All Hallows Eve, Sacred Bass Sessions is planning the party for you. Taking place Fri., Oct. 30 at Presence Studio, the costume ball and dance party is dubbed “Lifting the Veils Between the Worlds” and will offer yoga, a community circle, live art and, of course, music (by the likes of Yaima, Subaqueous, Mr. Moo, and more) pumped through Boogie Universal’s formidable sound system. Art, music and community will converge to create an event that is all-ages, familyfriendly and an alternative to the rowdy bar scene. WHERE: 1412 Cornwall Ave. INFO: SPOOK, FROM 21 FOOD 34 B-BOARD 27 musicvenues See below for venue addresses and phone numbers FILM 24 MUSIC 20 MUSIC 20 ART 18 STAGE 16 GET OUT 14 10.29.15 THURSDAY Anelia's Kitchen & Stage Boundary Bay Brewery Aaron Guest 10.30.15 10.31.15 The Sky Colony Live Music The Nightmare on Railroad The Nightmare on Railroad, Halloween w/Scary Monster & the Super Creeps FRIDAY 11.01.15 SATURDAY SUNDAY Brown Lantern Ale House Open Mic Cabin Tavern Open Mic The Sweaty Westerns Clambake, The Ellis Deviants Hawksley Workman, Fiona Bevan, The Passenger Mac DeMarco Mac DeMarco (early), The Bacardi Boohaha (late) Marcia Kester Haunted Hundred Years Side Show Haunted Hundred Years Side Show Commodore Ballroom Conway Muse Corner Pub Glow Nightclub DJ J-Will DJ FXL, more 11.03.15 Irish & Folk Night Paul Klein Patty Griffin, Darlingside Leon Bridges MONDAY TUESDAY Halloween w/DJ Ontic LACHE CERCEL Nov. 3/Green Frog Knut Bell and the 360s Edison Inn 11.02.15 Steve Frame Gin Gypsy Halloween Bash Halloweekend Ghouls and Ghosts Party Halloweekend Ghouls and Ghosts Party Ron Bailey/Al Kaatz & The Tangents Anelias Kitchen & Stage 511 Morris St, La Conner, WA • (360) 466-4778 | Bellewood Acres 6140 Guide Meridian, Lynden • (360) 318-7720 | Bobby Lee’s Pub & Eatery 108 W Main St, Everson • 966-8838 | Boundary Bay Brewing Co. 1107 Railroad Ave • 647-5593 | Brown Lantern Ale House 412 Commercial Ave., Anacortes • (360) 293-2544 | The Business 402 Commercial Ave., Anacortes • (360) 293-9788 | Cabin Tavern 307 W. Holly St. • 733-9685 | Chuckanut Brewery 601 W Holly St. • 752-3377 | Commodore Ballroom 868 Granville St., Vancouver • (604) 739-4550 | Conway Muse 18444 Spruce/Main St., Conway (360) 445-3000 | Corner Pub 14565 Allen West Road, Burlington Immerse Yourself in Live Entertainment. VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 12 10.28.15 WEDNESDAY HUGE MAIL 4 BROADWAY CAST FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! Stunt Dog Experience - Nov 21 DO IT 2 “A stage extravaganza.” SHOW IN WA 22 Photo by Chris Bennion CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.10 10.28.15 -The New York Times ONLY Melissa Etheridge: This is M.E. Solo - Nov 23 42nd Street Monda\ NoYemEer 2 ŏ 00Sm SPONSOR: MARVIN & JOAN WAYNE STAR TICKETS START AT $30 POWER SEASON SPONSOR: Visit MountBakerTheatre.com or call 360-255-5607 for tickets. 0oXQt %aker 7Keatre is a 50c3 QoQ-Sro¿t orJaQi]atioQ GeGicateG to tKe SerforPiQJ arts. AND HOLIDAY CHEER LeAnn Rimes: Today is Christmas Tour with Ellee Duke - Dec 5 10.29.15 10.30.15 10.31.15 11.01.15 11.02.15 11.03.15 Periscope Hot Damn Scandal, The Resident Rogues Rabbit Wilde, Lil Smokies A Babycakes Halloween Eo Open Mic (early), Guffawingham (late) Lache Cercel (early), Terrible Tuesday Soul Explosion (late) The Mix Karaoke KC's Bar and Grill Karaoke Karaoke Quickdraw Stringband The Devilly Brothers Main St. Bar and Grill Jack Benson Make.Shift Art Space Spooky Cover Show Old World Deli Yogoman Burning Band The Blackouts MAC DEMARCO/ Oct. 30-31/ Commodore Ballroom Live Music Poppe's 360 Chantel Renee Rockfish Grill Fidalgo Swing Royal Benjie Howard The Haunting w/DJ Clint Westwood Vincent Black Shadow The Groovetramps Karaoke Country Night DJ Jester Rumors Cabaret Throwback Thursday DJ Postal, DJ Shortwave DJ Robby Clark The Shakedown Vinyl Williams, Jjuujjuu The Cave Singers, Draemhouse Horror Business, Flannel, Brown Town 4 More 4 More The Spencetet Halloween Party w/Soul Shadows Pukesnake, Reptilian Children, more Eagle Teeth, Cat Bomb, Second Hand Suits M80s M80s DJ B-Mello DJ B-Mello Karaoke Karaoke Karaoke Karaoke Jam Night Karaoke Na'an Stop, The Austerman File Beat Connection, Phantoms, Vision Field Polecat, Crow and the Canyon Beats Antique, Moon Hooch, Pinky D'Ambrosia Roger Quiggle Swillery Whiskey Bar Swinomish Casino and Lodge The Underground Via Cafe and Bistro Karaoke The Village Inn Wild Buffalo ’90s Night Karaoke w/Zach VIEWS 6 Aireeoke MAIL 4 Skagit Valley Casino Skylark's Open Mic DO IT 2 Karaoke Jessie Chandler B-BOARD 27 FILM 24 Dead Musicians Halloween Party WORDS 12 Kulshan Brewing Co. Scary Stories for Adults MUSIC 20 MUSIC 20 Louis Ledford TUESDAY CURRENTS 8 Open Mic MONDAY BEAT CONNECTION/Oct. 30/Wild Buffalo Lip Sync Battle Blues Jam w/Andy "Badd Dog" Koch The Green Frog 1015 N. State St. • www.acoustictavern.com | Edison Inn 5829 Cains Ct., Edison • (360) 766-6266 | The Fairhaven 1114 Harris Ave • 778-3400 | Glow 202 E. Holly St. • 734-3305 | Graham’s Restaurant 9989 Mount Baker Hwy., Glacier • (360) 599-3663 | H20, 314 Commercial Ave., Anacortes • (360) 755-3956 | Honey Moon 1053 N State St. • 734-0728 | KC’s Bar and Grill 108 W. Main St., Everson • (360) 966-8838 | Kulshan Brewery 2238 James St. • 389-5348 | Make.Shift Art Space 306 Flora St. • 389-3569 | Main Street Bar & Grill 2004 Main St., Ferndale • (360) 384-2982 | McKay’s Taphouse 1118 E. Maple St. • (360) 647-3600 | Nooksack River Casino 5048 Mt. Baker Hwy., Deming • (360) 354-7428 | Poppe’s 714 Lakeway Dr. • 671-1011 | Paso Del Norte 758 Peace Portal Dr. Blaine • (360) 332-4045 | The Redlight 1017 N State St. • www.redlightwineandcoffee.com | Rockfish Grill 320 Commercial Ave., Anacortes • (360) 588-1720 | The Royal 208 E. Holly St. • 738-3701 | Rumors Cabaret 1119 Railroad Ave. • 671-1849 | The Shakedown 1212 N. State St. • www.shakedownbellingham.com | Silver Reef Casino 4876 Haxton Way, Ferndale • (360) 383-0777 | Skagit Valley Casino Resort 5984 N. Darrk Lane, Bow • (360) 724-7777 | Skylark’s Hidden Cafe 1300 11th St. • 715-3642 | Star Club 311 E Holly St. • www.starclubbellingham.com | Swillery Whiskey Bar 118 W. Holly St. | Swinomish Casino 12885 Casino Dr., Anacortes • (888) 288-8883 |Temple Bar 306 W. Champion St. • 676-8660 | The Underground 211 E. Chestnut St. • 738-3701 | Underground Coffeehouse Viking Union 3rd Floor, WWU | Via Cafe 7829 Birch Bay Dr., Blaine • (360) 778-2570 | Village Inn Pub 3020 Northwest Ave. • 734-2490 | Vinostrology 120 W. Holly St. • 656-6817 | Wild Buffalo 208 W. Holly St. • www.wildbuffalo.net | To get your live music listings included, send info to clubs@cascadiaweekly.com. Deadlines are always at 5pm Friday. 10.28.15 Honey Moon SUNDAY ART 18 H2O SATURDAY STAGE 16 FRIDAY GET OUT 14 THURSDAY #43.10 Green Frog 10.28.15 WEDNESDAY CASCADIA WEEKLY See below for venue addresses and phone numbers FOOD 34 musicvenues 23 FOOD 34 film FILM SHORTS MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 12 GET OUT 14 STAGE 16 ART 18 MUSIC 20 FILM 24 B-BOARD 27 MOVIE REVIEWS CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.10 10.28.15 DO IT 2 BY CAREY ROSS 24 Milk Men OF FILMS AND FARMS I FIRST met documentary filmmaker Janice Haaken a few months ago at a screening of a rough cut of her latest effort, Milk Men, at the PFC’s Limelight Cinema. The showing brought together those involved in the movie—which documents the challenges and day-to-day lives of commercial dairy farmers, both in this area and beyond—from people who provided financial support to crew members to dairy farmers themselves. Since that first meeting, Haaken has been hard at work further polishing Milk Men in hopes of reaching an expanded audience with her insightful documentary. The public will have a chance to view her labor of love at sneak-preview screenings taking place Oct. 30 and 31 at the Pickford Film Center. Haaken will be on hand at the showings to answer audience questions, but first she answered a few of mine. Cascadia Weekly: This is not your first foray into documentary filmmaking, but it does seem a bit removed from your previous subject matter. What drew you to dairy farmers and the dairy industry, and what made you realize there was a story to be told here? Janice Haaken: In terms of my background professionally as a filmmaker, I am professor emeritus of psychology at Portland State University and have a long history of field research and documentary films focused on stressful jobs, particularly jobs carried out in places that have become the focus of public controversy and confusion. I have carried out projects in refugee camps, war zones, centers for asylum seekers, psychiatric hospitals, VA clinics, hip-hop clubs and drag bars. These are all places where people are dealing with complex and challenging human issues, and I’m interested in how people in such settings can provide insights on what is going on. I try to find bridges between the unique features of a locale and the people that inhabit it and the world beyond ATTEND larger its borders... WHAT: Milk Men, I became very w/director Janice Haaken curious about what WHEN: 6:15pm was going on with Fri., Oct. 30; 1pm dairy farms since Sat., Oct. 31 many of my stuWHERE: Pickford dents...expressed Film Center, 1318 Bay St. deep moral concern COST: $7.50about dairy farm$10.75 ing—and most of INFO: www. their information was pickfordfilm coming from highly center.org sensationalized or over-simplified online sources. So as an academic as well as a filmmaker, I thought I could contribute to a more thoughtful and complex look at what is going on with some of these farms as they deal with intense economic and technological pressures… Many of the progressive documentaries on dairy farmers tend to over-idealize the small farmer, with his handful of cows, and do not really address the dilemmas of commercial dairy farmers. The more I learned about surviving dairies, the more I became aware there was an important story to be told from their point of view about modernity itself. CW: Your documentary focuses on a variety of dairy operations. How’d you come to choose farms in Whatcom and Skagit counties? What are your ties to this area? JH: Part of my motivation for making Milk Men was in using the medium of film to help bridge the deep cultural divides in this country as well between urban and rural people. There are crude stereotypes on both sides. (In my extended family, we were the “city slickers” and they were “country hicks.”) I have deep family roots in the Whatcom and Skagit areas. My grandparents, John and Ragla Hawkinson, settled in Whatcom County as immigrants from Norway. My mother’s parents, Sigrid and Gunhard Gunderson, were also Norwegian immigrants who settled in Whatcom County. Many of my relatives from both sides of the family are still in the Whatcom area, as well as in the Skagit Valley. My parents moved to Seattle where my dad worked in fisheries and then for the airlines, but we spent most summers and holidays up in the Skagit and Whatcom areas. I remember my Uncle Chap and Aunt Annie (Dykers)—dairy farmers in Mount Vernon—because they were one of the hubs for family gatherings. Milk Men uses the storytelling device of the personal journey—in this case the journey of returning to a place in childhood to understand how things have changed... But this personal history was also the basis of engaging local dairy producers in the project. The first producer that I approached—Alan Mesman—knew my Uncle Chap. His dad and my uncle had farmed together in Mount Vernon. I also asked relatives in the area about farmers they knew and respected and then visited them to see if they might be interested in being part of a documentary film project. I ended up selecting four families that captured some of the diversity in size of farms and different personality characteristics. The participants saw work samples at different phases of the project and stayed with me in part because they believed in the importance of community education about farming. CW: What drives you to make documentaries, and what’s next for you? JH: A big part of the joy of making documentaries is in using the medium of film to stimulate dialogue on issues that people care passionately about. The challenge—as a filmmaker and psychologist—is to help people to be able to listen to each in the midst of intense emotions, particularly where whole ways of life are at stake. Milk Men is my sixth feature-length documentary film. My most recent films are Guilty Except for Insanity (focused on patients and staff at the Oregon State Hospital and their explanations for how people get in and out of that facility) and Mind Zone (a film focused on combat stress control in the U.S. military)... Milk Men is being submitted to festivals and under review by several distributors. I am currently working with the University of Michigan Ann Arbor on a new documentary about women’s health care in East Africa, expected to begin in January. —Harvey Schwartz, Bellingham send your letters B-BOARD 27 FILM 24 MUSIC 20 ART 18 STAGE 16 GET OUT 14 WORDS 12 Bellingham · Mount Vernon Friday Harbor CURRENTS 8 1.800.230.PLAN mbpp.org VIEWS 6 The Bellingham Herald recently reported, “the state Department of Social and Health Services (DSHS) very rarely takes 17-year-olds into foster care, too often leaving them to their own devices. But consider this: Washington leads the nation in jailing kids for non-criminal offenses, such as running away.” Community involvement in a jail plan is essential. “Build it and they will come” should not be the design for a jail. Like death, most people do not want to think about the incarcerated, “they are someone else’s problem.” But these people are part of our community and we must be aware of their situations. Public policy, poverty, social constructs and disassociation with other people manifests as our growing incarceration rate: our war against “bad” people. The solution is not larger jails, it is in looking at causes, alternatives and doing the work it takes as families and communities to stop disenfranchising our neighbors and their kids. America has a proud tradition of independence. It also has a tradition of defending the troubled and those in need of defense. We can focus this tradition locally, not just letting mechanical government policy dictate the community and world we want. Vote no more taxes for this jail and demand community involvement in the vision and creation of a justice system that represents our values. Here are direct quotes from CBC Radio. “After the long 11-week election season, election day is finally here. If you’re not registered, it’s not too late. Go to any polling place today.” This is an interesting contrast to our system of endless elections and difficulty registering for some. Justin Trudeau favors lower taxes on the middle class and higher taxes on the ultra-rich and a generous benefit system. Does that remove the incentive to work and create jobs? Denmark has universal health care, free college education, and heavily subsidized daycare. The ultra-rich are highly taxed. Employment percentages and happiness (via numerous studies) are much higher than here. Locally there is a flood of coal company money coming into our election to support Propositions 1, 2, and 3. They want to pillage Whatcom County’s pristine coastline and the planet for a few years of profitability, before leaving us with a monumental environmental cleanup. Support sanity and Propositions 9 and 10. Elect leaders that will think ahead, such as Todd Donovan and Satpal Sidhu. MAIL 4 REJECT THE JAIL TAX END THE INSANITY make Planned Parenthood your health care provider DO IT 2 —Sandy Robson, Blaine —Tom Goetzl, Bellingham IS GETTING ANNUAL EXAMS AND FREE PREGNANCY TESTS 10.28.15 County Council election and were dissatisfied with it. So, in 2007, the County Council placed a Charter amendment for countywide voting on the 2008 election ballot, and the voters of Whatcom chose to return to countywide voting after having experienced district-only voting. Voters exercised their will. Whatcom voters deserve to have as many options as possible available to them. Props. 2 and 3 are specifically designed to limit voters’ options, by severely restricting the County Council’s ability to offer those options to voters. Please don’t allow coal terminal interests and their supporters to try and stack our County Council makeup in their favor. “Reject” Propositions 1, 2, and 3. the police chiefs of some of America’s largest cities (including New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago, Houston, Philadelphia, and Seattle) have joined in a nationwide call to reduce the prison population. Our Top Cops have concluded that we are jailing too many people. They argue that criminalizing so much nonviolent behavior and long mandatory sentences fail to improve public safety and cost too many tax dollars. This is one more reason to oppose the construction of this oversized and tooexpensive proposed new county jail. Please pause long and hard before you tax yourselves, and then join me in voting NO on Whatcom County Prop 2015-1. #43.10 PAGE 5 CASCADIA WEEKLY LETTERS, FROM FOOD 34 mail ›› your views —Donna Starr, Blaine 25 The United States has the highest rate of incarceration in the world. That is a fact. It is so high that just yesterday it was reported in the New York Times that But keep ‘em short (300 words or less). Send them to letters@cascadiaweekly.com or mail to P.O. Box 2833, Bellingham, WA 98229 FOOD 34 film ›› showing this week BY CAREY ROSS MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 12 GET OUT 14 STAGE 16 ART 18 MUSIC 20 FILM 24 B-BOARD 27 FILM SHORTS FREE Mezzanine Large Party Reservations 1317 Commercial St. info@brandywinekicthen.com 5,&. 67(9(6 At Bellingham High School Join travel expert Rick Steves— acclaimed for his bestselling guidebook series, and public TV and radio shows—as he shares the latest in smart European travel. Monday, Nov. 2nd, Includes Slide Show! Tickets $5 available at Village Books & BrownPaperTickets.com 7:00pm 7LFNHWVSURFHHGVWR EHQHÀW%+6376$ Globally Recognized Environmentalists 'HQLV+D\HV *DLO%R\HU+D\HV Coordinator of the first Earth Day, Denis was selected by Time as a “Hero of the Planet.” Wed., Nov. 4th, 7pm A Br illiant Young Mind: This heart-warming and life-affirming story follows the unconventional and hilarious relationship between student and teacher—whose roles are often reversed—and the unfathomable experience of first love—even when you don’t understand what love is. ++++ (Unrated • 1 hr. 51 min.) The Assassin: An intensely beautiful, robustly stylish and thoughtfully paced samurai movie the likes of which you’ve never seen before from one of cinema’s unsung (but rarely underestimated) greats, Hou Hsiao-hsien. +++++ (Unrated • 1 hr. 47 min.) Br idge of Spies: Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks team up for the fourth time to tell the true(ish) story of a lawyer, a spy and some seriously suspenseful 1950s Cold War “diplomacy” in what is seen by some as the first big contender of this year’s Oscar season. +++++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 43 min.) Burnt: Somehow, Bradley Cooper has transformed himself from the epitome of a comedic playboy and lightweight rom-com star into the kind of actor with four Oscar noms to his credit. That said, although harmlessly entertaining, this movie is not going to earn him a fifth nod from the Academy—but as food porn goes, it’s not so bad. ++ (R • 1 hr. 40 min.) Cr imson Peak: You can have your artless, lowestcommon-denominator torture porn; I’ll take my horror movies made with extraordinary vision and creepiness to match by writer/director Guillermo del Toro. ++++ (R • 1 hr. 59 min.) Doctober: This week in Doctober offerings you’ll find a study of dairy farmers (Milk Men), the story of those with and without disabilities coming together to film a Western (Becoming Bulletproof), a look at counterintelligence in the War on Terror from the point of view of an FBI informant ((T)error), a glimpse at a great art collection and the remarkable life of the woman who cobbled it together (Peggy Guggenheim: Art Addict), the story of country-music royalty the Carter Family (The Winding Stream), and more. +++++ (Unrated) Join us for the live taping of the Chuckanut Radio Hour You’ll enjoy live music, fun skits, poetry, and an interview with author... SIMON WINCHESTER Tickets $5 available at Village Books & BrownPaperTickets.com. From the author of Krakatoa and The Professor and The Madman is now CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.10 10.28.15 DO IT 2 a FREE EVENT at Village Books PACIFIC. Thursday, Nov. 5th, 6:30pm 26 Read more at villagebooks.com in the WCC Heiner Theater VILLAGE BOOKS 1200 11th St., Bellingham 360.671.2626 Exper imenter: I will watch anything that stars Peter Sarsgaard, even when he’s portraying Stanley Milgram, made famous for conducting experiments in which he compelled ordinary people to shock the hell out of strangers in the name of studying obedience. ++++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 30 min.) Freeheld: New Jersey police lieutenant, Laurel Hester, and her registered domestic partner, Stacie Andree, both battle to secure Hester’s pension benefits when she is diagnosed with terminal cancer. ++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 43 min.) Goosebumps: Maybe you didn’t grow up on R.L. Stine’s Goosebumps books. Maybe you didn’t have a childhood. That’s perfectly fine—now you can watch all of them at once (well, maybe not quite all of the 200-something of the tomes currently in existence) with Jack Black playing the role of the prolific and iconic kid-lit author. +++ (PG • 1 hr. 43 min.) Hotel Transylvania 2: On the one hand, this animated sequel has Adam Sandler (kiss of death) attached to it. On the other, it’s a kids movie with a Halloweenish theme, and how much damage can THE ASSASSIN Sandler do as just one member of an ensemble cast? It’s not like he wrote the script or voices the main character. Oh wait... ++ (1 hr. 29 min.) The Intern: This comedy finds Robert De Niro starring as a business owner and widower who somehow (I’m sure you’ll probably have to suspend your disbelief to buy this plot conceit) becomes an intern at Anne Hathaway’s fashion website. I suppose bigger crimes in Hollywood have been committed by those far less qualified than De Niro and Hathaway. ++ (PG13 • 2 hrs. 1 min.) Jem and the Holograms: Jem is neither excitement nor adventure, glamour, glitter, fashion or fame in this ill-advised live-action adaptation of the shortlived ‘80s cartoon. Truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous. + (PG • 1 hr. 58 min.) The Last Witch Hunter: Quoting directly from the synopsis, this is a movie in which “Vin Diesel is all that stands between humanity and the combined forces of the most horrifying witches in history.” The jokes, they make themselves. + (PG-13 • 1 hr. 46 min.) Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse: Directed by Michael Landon’s son and with a cast that includes Cloris Leachman, Tye Sheridan, and David Koechner, this horror comedy is either real bad or so bad it’s good. +++ (R • 1 hr. 33 min.) Steve Jobs: Does the world need another movie about Steve Jobs? No. But is the Steve Jobs movie the world needs the one written by Aaron Sorkin, directed by Danny Boyle, starring Michael Fassbender, and lauded by critics far and wide? I’d argue the answer is yes. +++++ (R • 2 hrs. 2 min.) Woodlawn: An Alabama high school desegregates, all racial hell breaks loose and the entire fabric of society is on the verge of collapse until a football player leads the team to a religious awakening and likely some kind of athletic glory as well. This is purportedly based on a true story. I’m sure no artistic license was taken because God sees all. ++ (PG • 2 hrs. 3 min.) The Mar tian: Based on a bestselling book (by Andy Weir), directed by a master of large-scale, cinematic sci-fi (Ridley Scott), starring a universally competent and compelling actor (Matt Damon) and an excellent ensemble cast (Jessica Chastain, Jeff Daniels, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Kristen Wiig), this is the sci-fi epic you’re looking for. ++++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 14 min.) Our Brand is Cr isis: Based (loosely) on the excellent 2005 documentary of the same, this mediocre adaptation starring Sandra Bullock is worthy neither of the story nor its star, but it probably won’t make you scorn your entire existence either. ++ (R • 1 hr. 48 min.) Pan: All I have to say about this movie is, if you’re going to give critics such a pun-worthy title to work with, you’d better make a real good film. Critics, cue the pan puns. ++ (PG • 1 hr. 51 min.) Rock the Kasbah: Even Bill Murray can’t save this one. + (R • 1 hr. 40 min.) Showtimes Regal and AMC theaters, please see www.fandango.com. Pickford Film Center and PFC’s Limelight Cinema, please see www.pickfordfilmcenter.com bulletinboard 200 200 200 200 MIND & BODY MIND & BODY MIND & BODY MIND & BODY REALTOR ® Professional, knowledgeable, fun & friendly to work with. Windermere Real Estate Whatcom, Inc. 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More info: (360) 733-3305 Jim Ehmke focuses on “Detox and Fasting” at a class from 6:30-8:30pm Wed., Nov. 4 at the Cordata Community Food Co-op, 315 Westerly Rd. He’ll discuss colon cleansing, enemas, colonics, and other gut-cleansing systems. Learn why longevity is directly linked to calorie restriction and the advantages of intermittent fasting. Entry is $5. More info: www.communityfood.coop Co-Dependents Anonymous meets from 7-8:30pm most Mondays at PeaceHealth St. Joseph’s Community Health Education Center, 3333 Squalicum Pkwy, conference room B. More info: (360) 676-8588 MAIL 4 Abby Staten leads “Yoga for Multiple Sclerosis” classes from 10-11am Tuesdays and 11am-12pm Fridays at Christ the Servant Lutheran Church, 2600 Lakeway Dr. The weekly events are free for people with MS, and no registration is required. Please bring a blanket or yoga mat. More info: abbyoga@msn. cmo “Neurofeedback” will be the focus of a presentation with Joan Cross at 6:30pm Thurs., Oct. 29 at the Skagit Valley Food Co-op, 202 S. First St. If your identity is gripped by hyperactivity, insomnia, post trauma, mood swings, anger, headaches, inefficiency, etc., find out how you can change your persona drug-free. More info: www. skagitfoodcoop.com Michelle Mahler schools attendees on “Natural Skin Care” at 6:30pm Tues., Nov. 3 at the Skagit Valley Food Co-op, 202 S. First St. Learn to make luxurious and healing skin and hair care products with essential oils, jojoba oil, Vitamin E oil, borageseed oil, and more! Entry is free; there’s an optional supply fee of $10-$20. The class happens again. Nov. 19. More info: www.skagitfoodcoop.com www.communityfood.coop MIMI AND DONA 65m Indie Lens Pop-Up Series Discussion after the film with PFC Executive Director, Susie Purves Tue: 5:30 - Free Admission! PEACE OFFICER 109m Wed: 6:30 BIKES VS. CARS 90m Presented by AS Transportation Thu: 6:30 PICKFORD FILM CENTER | 1318 Bay St. | 360.738.0735 | www.pickfordfilmcenter.org DO IT 2 Come relax and meet other breastfeeding mothers in a warm, inviting and respectful environment at Breastfeeding Cafe from 9am-12pm every Tuesday at the Bellingham Center for Healthy Motherhood, 1012 Dupont Street. Entry is free. More info: www.centerforhealthy motherhood.com Community Health Education Center, 3333 Squalicum Pkwy. Topics in the series include: weight loss strategies & anti-inflammatory diet tips; arthritis and exercise; staying active for a better life; and helpful equipment and home modifications. Preregistration is appreciated. Entry is free. More info: (360) 788-6024 10.28.15 A “Yoga for Daily Living” class takes place from 6:307:45pm Wednesdays at Lynden’s Jansen Art Center, 321 Front St. The class consists of breathing practices, physical exercises, and mental focus. No experience is necessary. Entry to the ongoing event is $60 for six classes. More info: www.jansenartcenter.com Sex Addicts Anonymous (SAA) meets at 7pm Tuesdays and Thursdays and 9am Saturdays at the Bellingham Unitarian Fellowship, 1207 Ellsworth St. More info: (360) 420-8311 or www.pugetsoundsaa.org Everyday 11:30am - 5:30pm #43.10 Attend a Healing Hour from 5:30-6:30pm every Wednesday at Simply Spirit Reading & Healing Center, 1304 Meador Ave. Drop in anytime during the hour to receive an aura/ chakra healing. Entry is $5. More info: www.simplyspiritcenter.com mustachioed Sun - Thurs 11:30am - 10pm Fri & Sat 11:30am - 10:30pm FOOD 34 Business Hours Happy Hour YOUR CONNECTION TO EVENTS, BACKED BY THE REGION'S #1 SOURCE FOR ENTERTAINMENT! THE ASSASSIN (Nie yinniang) 107m "Combining Hou's patient, observant style with a historical martial arts tale, the film is a fascinating hybrid of craft, genre and story. 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Dick story 30 Tight-lipped 31 Sentiment akin to “Ain’t no shame “Witness” 48 “Can’t Fight This Feeling” band ___ Speedwagon 49 Berkshire Hathaway headquarters 50 Skateboarding 101 jumps 53 Some Emmy winners 54 Ralph Bakshi movie that was the first X-rated animated feature 58 Arkansas governor Hutchinson 59 Long-term aspirations 60 D.J.’s dad, on “Roseanne” 61 Solid yellow line’s meaning, on the road 62 “___ Came of Age” (Sarah Brightman album) #43.10 ACROSS “Word Jubilee”— freestyle in action CASCADIA WEEKLY rearEnd 29 RESTAURANT X RETAIL X CATERING B-BOARD 27 FOOD 34 Brunch Saturdays & Sundays 9am - 2pm 100 N. 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As long as you keep in mind that no single feeling is likely to last very long, it doesn’t have to be a problem. You may even find a way to enjoy the breathtaking ebbs and flows. Halloween costume suggestion: roller coaster rider, Jekyll and Hyde, warm clothes on one side of your body and shorts or bathing suit on the other. PEP PER SISTERS COOKING OUTSIDE THE BOX Open Nightly Except Monday 1055 N State St SINCE 1988 B’ham 671-3414 Follow us on Beermenus.com “ W e e n ” yo u rs e l f o f g h o u l i s h b o r e d om House Smoked Ribs… finger LICKIN’ wow! Brown Shugga … how come you taste so GOOD? Sunday night Cribbage... come find the right FIT for your peg! www.GreenesCorner.com • 360.306.8137 CASCADIA WEEKLY #43.10 10.28.15 DO IT 2 VIEWS 6 t h i s w e e k at G r e e n e ’ s MAIL 4 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 12 GET OUT 14 STAGE 16 TAURUS (April 20-May 20): How dare you be 30 so magnetic and tempting? What were you thinking when you turned up the intensity of your charm to such a high level? I suggest you consider exercising more caution about expressing your radiance. People may have other things to do besides daydreaming about you. But if you really can’t bring yourself to be a little less attractive—if you absolutely refuse to tone yourself down—please at least try to be extra kind and generous. Share your emotional wealth. Overflow with more than your usual allotments of blessings. Halloween costume suggestion: a shamanic Santa Claus; a witchy Easter Bunny. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In the last 10 days of November and the month of December, I suspect there will be wild-card interludes when you can enjoy smart gambles, daring stunts, cute tricks, and mythic escapades. But the next three weeks will not be like that. On the contrary. For the immediate future, I think you should be an upstanding citizen, a wellbehaved helper, and a dutiful truth-teller. Can you handle that? If so, I bet you will get sneak peaks of the fun and productive mischief that could be yours in the last six weeks of 2015. Halloween costume suggestion: the most normal person in the world. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Members of the gazelle species known as the springbok periodically engage in a behavior known as pronking. They leap into the air and propel themselves a great distance with all four feet off the ground, bounding around with abandon. What evolutionary purpose does this serve? Some scientists are puzzled, but not naturalist David Attenborough. In the documentary film Africa, he follows a springbok herd as it wanders through the desert for months, hoping to find a rare rainstorm. Finally it happens. As if in celebration, the springboks erupt with an outbreak of pronking. “They are dancing for joy,” Attenborough declares. Given the lucky breaks and creative breakthroughs coming your way, Cancerian, I foresee you doing something similar. Halloween costume suggestion: a pronking gazelle, a hippety-hopping bunny, a boisterous baby goat. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “A very little key will open a very heavy door,” wrote Charles Dickens in his short story “Hunted Down.” Make that one of your guiding meditations in the coming days, Leo. In the back of your mind, keep visualizing the image of a little key opening a heavy door. Doing so will help ensure that you’ll be alert when clues about the real key’s location become available. You will have a keen intuitive sense of how you’ll need to respond if you want to procure it. Halloween costume suggestion: proud and protective possessor of a magic key. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The ancient Hindu text known as the Kama Sutra gives extensive advice about many subjects, including love and sex. “Though a man loves a woman ever so much,” reads a passage in chapter four, “he never succeeds in winning her without a great deal of talking.” Take that as your cue, Virgo. In the coming weeks, stir up the intimacy you want with a great deal of incisive talking that beguiles and entertains. Furthermore, use the same approach to round up any other experience you yearn for. The way you play with language will be crucial in your efforts to fulfill your wishes. Luckily, I expect your persuasive powers to be even greater than they usually are. Halloween costume suggestion: the ultimate salesperson. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I encourage you to be super rhythmical and melodious in the coming days. Don’t just sing in the shower and in the car. Hum and warble and whistle while shopping for vegetables and washing the dishes and walking the dog. Allot yourself more than enough time to shimmy and cavort, not just on the dance floor but anywhere else you can get away with it. For extra credit, experiment with lyrical flourishes whenever you’re in bed doing the jizzle-skazzle. Halloween costume suggestion: wandering troubadour, street musician, free-styling rapper, operatic diva, medicine woman who heals with sound. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I expect you to be in a state of continual birth for the next four weeks. Awakening and activation will come naturally. Your drive to blossom and create may be irresistible, bordering on unruly. Does that sound overwhelming? I don’t think it will be a problem as long as you cultivate a mood of amazed amusement about how strong it feels. To help maintain your poise, keep in mind that your growth spurt is a natural response to the dissolution that preceded it. Halloween costume suggestion: a fountain, an erupting volcano, the growing beanstalk from the “Jack and the Beanstalk” fairy tale. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Just as a snake sheds its skin, we must shed our past over and over again.” So says Buddhist teacher Jack Kornfield. Can you guess why I’m bringing it to your attention, Sagittarius? It’s one of those times when you can do yourself a big favor by sloughing off the stale, wornout, decaying parts of your past. Luckily for you, you now have an extraordinary talent for doing just that. I suspect you will also receive unexpected help and surprising grace as you proceed. Halloween costume suggestion: a snake molting its skin. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Speaking on behalf of your wild mind, I’m letting you know that you’re due for an immersion in revelry and festivity. Plugging away at business as usual could become counterproductive unless you take at least brief excursions to the frontiers of pleasure. High integrity may become sterile unless you expose it to an unpredictable adventure or two. Halloween costume suggestion: party animal, hell raiser, social butterfly, god or goddess of delight. Every one of us harbors a touch of crazy genius that periodically needs to be unleashed, and now is that time for you. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I hope you will choose a Halloween costume that emboldens you to feel powerful. For the next three weeks, it’s in your long-term interest to invoke a visceral sense of potency, dominion, and sovereignty. What clothes and trappings might stimulate these qualities in you? Those of a king or queen? A rock star or CEO? A fairy godmother, superhero, or dragon-tamer? Only you know which archetypal persona will help stir up your untapped reserves of confidence and command. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): It’s time to stretch the boundaries, Pisces. You have license to expand the containers and outgrow the expectations and wage rebellion for the sheer fun of it. The frontiers are calling you. Your enmeshment in small talk and your attachment to trivial wishes are hereby suspended. Your mind yearns to be blown and blown and blown again! I dare you to wander outside your overly safe haven and go in quest of provocative curiosities. 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I suspect this reminds her of her marriage falling apart and her now ex-husband sleeping on the other side of the bed with a bunch of pillows between them. —Ouch Sometimes a person’s need feel to safe and loved has to be forgone for the other person’s need to not be an Oxy-addicted hunchback at 45. You can surely understand where she’s coming from. Nothing like going from sleeping lovingly intertwined with somebody to feeling as if you’re sleeping next to an open casket. This may feel even worse for your girlfriend if she does associate physical distance with emotional distance, having had an ex who built a Berlin Wall of pillows between them and would only have been farther away in bed if he’d slept on the floor. What you can do is promise to make it up to her with extra affection when you’re out of bed—and do that: Go to cuddlesville when you’re watching TV together; shower with her; put your arms around her and kiss her head while she’s washing a mug. (P.S. 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Developmental psychologist Joyce Benenson, who studies sex differences, notes in Warriors and Worriers that men, who evolved to be the warriors of the species, typically express emotions less often and with less intensity than women. Men are especially likely to put a lid on fear and sadness, emotions that reflect vulnerability—though it’s also the rare man you’ll hear chirp to his buddy, “OMG, those are, like, the cutest wingtips!” Men’s emotional coolness is an evolved survival tactic, Benenson explains. “Emotions communicate feelings to others. They also affect our own behavior.” In battle, “a person who loses control of his emotions cannot think clearly about what is happening around him. Revealing to the enemy that one feels scared or sad would be even worse.” Women, on the other hand, bond through sharing “personal vulnerabilities,” Benenson notes. Men and women do have numerous similarities—like having the adrenaline-infused fightor-flight reaction as our primary physiological response to stress. However, psychologist Shelley Taylor finds that women also have an alternate stress response, which she named “tendand-befriend.” “Tending” involves self-soothing through caring for others, and “befriending” describes “the creation of and maintenance of social networks” to turn to for comforting. (And no, she isn’t talking about Facebook or Instagram.) So, as a woman, you may long to snuggle up to somebody for a restorative boohoo, but for a man, opening up about his feelings can make him feel worse—and even threatened. The problem is we have a tendency to Try our New Full Gluten-Free and Vegetarian Menus! 10.28.15 Sometimes, when my boyfriend is upset, he wants comforting, just like I would. He’ll vent or lay his head in my lap, and I stroke his hair. But sometimes, he just sits on the couch and says nothing. How do I know what he needs, and how do I feel better about it when it isn’t me? —Man Cave Confusion by Evening Magazine & King 5 TV! #43.10 THE ALONE RANGER 10 THE ADVICE GODDESS assume other people are emotionally wired just like us. Being mindful of that and of the evolutionary reasons a guy might need to go off in a corner to lick his wounds might help you avoid taking it personally: “I’m upset about how you’re upset!” (Great! And now his problem has a problem.) It would be helpful if an upset man would hang a “Do not disturb” sign on his face when he just wants to drink a beer (or four) and watch South Park. You could try to read his body language—like crossed arms and stiff posture saying “go away.” But if his body isn’t speaking up all that clearly, you could say, “I’m here if you wanna talk—or if you don’t.” If it’s the latter, stock the fridge; make him a sandwich; make him some sex. In other words, comfort him in the way a clammed-up guy needs to be comforted. 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She then came into the house and announced how good the seeds were. “I’m not surprised, dearest,” I prepared to lecture. “It’s a special pumpkin bred for—wait, are you eating the seeds raw?” Indeed she was. I munched on one myself, had another, and was struck not only by how delicious they were, but also how soft. They were a bit slimy, too, but that air-dried away in a few minutes. Roasted, the seeds were divine pumpkin seed glory. They puffed out in the heat, into oblong chunks of seed meat that were bereft of the usual seed coat. Alas, there were surprisingly few seeds inside, for such a large pumpkin. Pumpkins are a powerhouse plant in human history, one that can produce tremendous amounts of edible material in the flowers, flesh and seeds. A Native American food, pumpkins were one of Christopher Columbus’ most valuable New World acquisitions. They were originally cultivated in Spain, but soon found their way to Austria, where they were adopted in a major way. The province of Styria in southeast Austria became ground zero for all things pumpkin seed oil. By the 1700s, Styrian bureaucrats were regulating its production. In the late 1800s, a mutant came along in which the seed’s hard shell was replaced by a soft membrane, and the naked-seeded pumpkin was born. Its soft-seeded descendants became the progenitors of the finest edible and oilseed pumpkins in the world. Today, there are about a dozen varieties of naked-seed pumpkins, all of Austrian descent, according to Jay Gilbertson of Hay River Pumpkin Seed Oil company in Prairie Farm, Wis. And despite its recent tune-up in Europe, pumpkin is more American than apple pie, he told me on the phone. When they got started in 2006, Gilbertson and his partner Ken Seguine planted as many pumpkin seed varieties as they could get their hands on, and finally settled on a variety that grew well on their land. While he wouldn’t tell me which variety—“it’s our only secret”—he said the seeds are considerably larger and more plentiful than the ones in a Kakai pumpkin. I went to the store and picked up a few bottles of pumpkin seed oil, one Austrian and one domestic, and played around with them. The domestic, Omega Nutrition brand, is lighter; the Austrian Castelmuro brand is darker and stronger. Both have a deeply toasted smell that’s almost burnt, almost smoky, but not quite. It is a nutty, oily chord, in baritone, and I could see why it’s occasionally used as a replacement for toasted sesame oil in Asian dishes. The culinary uses of pumpkin seed oil are limited by the fact that you can’t cook with it, as it readily breaks down in heat. So it’s often added raw to dishes as a finishing touch. In Austria, pumpkin seed oil is added to various preparations of meat, like rare slices of beef, or mixed into salad dressings, often with cider vinegar. It is even added to sweets like vanilla ice cream, to which it imparts its nutty flavor in a pleasing way. That night I went Styrian style and put Kürbiskernöl, as they call it, on everything. I drizzled it on salad, salmon and squash, dipped tomato slices into it, and tried to follow a recipe for pumpkin seed and walnut oil mayonnaise, which failed. The flavor of pumpkin seed oil is not for everyone. My wife thinks it is quite disgusting, and busts me whenever I try to adulterate with it. That didn’t sound right, but in any case, I at least am a fan. And it seems I’m not alone. “If I had a million bottles, I could sell every one,” Erickson said. Unfortunately, the pumpkin-farming conditions in his area have not been favorable recently. “The last two years have been disastrous,” he says. “Cool summers and too much moisture.” This made me appreciate my Kakai pumpkin all the more deeply. Those seeds. While they are quite edible raw, cooked they are straight-up spectacular, thick and meaty and bursting with flavor. Straight out of the oven and dressed with olive oil, salt and garlic salt, they exploded in my mouth. It also made me appreciate all pumpkin and squash seeds. Well, the yummy ones, anyway. They really are worth eating, so don’t forget the seeds when you carve that pumpkin. At the farmers market, growers can direct you to the pumpkins and squash with the best seeds. And yeah, those seeds will probably have husks. I chew them up and swallow, husks and all. With all the pumpkin pie I’ll soon be eating, I could use a little extra fiber. (360) 354-4501 BELLINGHAM FARMERS MARKE T: Peruse and purchase a plethora of locally grown produce, ready-to-eat foods, crafts and more at the Bellingham Farmers Market from 10am-3pm at the Depot Market Square, 1100 Railroad Ave. The market runs every Saturday through Dec. 19. WWW.BELLINGHAMFARMERS.ORG SUN., NOV. 1 COMMUNIT Y BREAKFAST: Meet and greet local politicians as they serve you coffee and madefrom-scratch pancakes, french toast, sausage, eggs and more at the monthly Community Breakfast taking place from 8am-1pm at the Rome Grange, 2821 Mt. Baker Hwy. Entry is $2 for kids, $5 for adults. (360) 354-4501 TASTE OF SK AGIT: Those 21 and over can celebrate fine wine, spirits and artisan food procured locally at the Cantabile Chamber Choir’s “Taste of Skagit Valley” fundraiser taking place from 4-7pm at La Conner’s Maple Hall, 104 Commercial. Attendees will be enjoying the bounty of the Skagit Valley as they support musical excellence in the community. Live jazz and songs by the choir will be part of the fun. Tickets are $30 and include five beverage tastings, a variety of food, a souvenir tasting glass, access to local vendors, a raffle and a silent auction. 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