DING-A-LING - christchurch hash house harriers

‘Twas only a small crowd that gathered at RLD’s house to celebrate the birthday of
HRH Queen Elizabeth II. We arrived to find EANIE MEANIE WIENIE NOT stretching,
Clara asleep in the car and RLD and SUPA SUCKA were busy decorating the place with
all things regal.
The run soon got under way, with EANIE blazing (slowly) off into the distance setting
the trail, and after a good head start the pack raced off (also slowly) to try and catch
him. BAG SHAG and Billy showed up about then to join in the chase. The trail
meandered around through the Bexley / Aranui suburbs to meet up at the one and
only P!ss Stop at Wainoni Park, where DING-A-LING spotted the p!ss wagon and beelined towards it, ignoring the rest of the trail.
Once the rest of the pack caught up, it was on home for a quick fines circle and a lovely meal while enjoying RLD’s “new”
couch.
Fines from the circle:
EANIE & SUPA – Hare and kitchen B!tch
BAG SHAG – late because she was trimming her bush – with loppers
Billy – for cleaning up the mess from BAG SHAG’s bush
KLINGON – for being incompetent and not fining FRIGID
EANIE – for agreeing to be a live hare after running the Chch marathon the previous day
to be awarded the ‘Live Hare Badge’
DING-A-LING – short cutting
BAG SHAG and FRIGID – not noticing the new furniture that RLD has had since the house repairs were done
Clara – not sure what this fine was for…..
DAGY – for not waking up Clara
RLD – book abuse
ORFUL – running
RLD – trying to rip off BAG SHAG
FRIGID – Self fining with a new hash song
SUPA – bad parenting
The wobbly legs fine went to RLD for her squash injury.
ON-ON!
DING-A-LING
CH2H3 Notice Board
NEXT WEEK’S RUN LOCATION
Monday, 9th June 2014, Run #1960
65 Penruddock Rise, Westmorland
*** Time to start bringing the torches as it's getting dark on the run ***
RECEDING HARELINE… (UPCUMMING RUNS)
6:30pm start unless otherwise stated
1961
1962
1963
1964
1965
1966
1967
16 June Beastiality
.......................................................................................... 5 Hampton Place, Burnside
23 June Klingon
......................................................................................... 63 Marshland Road, Shirley
30 June Legova
....................................................................................... 194 Selwyn Street, Spreydon
07 July Fiddlee Dick
............................................................................................................................... TBC
14 July HARE NEEDED
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21 July HARE NEEDED
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28 July HARE NEEDED
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Other Upcoming Important Dates
2014, June 27-29
Garden City H3 Winter Camp & 30th Birthday
See website for details: http://gch3.weebly.com/events.html
2014- July 25-27
Brussels Presents “A Beer Odyssey”
See website for details: http://www.interhash2014.com/
2014- October 25-27
More Details TBA – Combined with GCH3
2015, January 23-25
NZ Nash Hash, Waitewheta, (North Island)
See website for more details: http://www.nashhash2015.com/index.html
2015, March 6-8
Aussie Nash Hash, hosted by Busselton Hash
Details and Regos: http://www.nashhashbusselton2015.com.au
2015, Easter Weekend
Christchurch Hash House Harriers will be big time celebrating our 2000th run!!!
SEE FLYER FOR DETAILS
2016, May 20-22
INTERHASH, Bali, Indonesia
See website for more details: http://www.interhash2016.com