klingon - christchurch hash house harriers

GO’N DOWN wanted all of us to meet at O’Shea’s for a beautiful nights run and so over
20 of us did, well some of us meet where we’re supposed to, some like FRIGID DIGIT
waited inside for all to show, or maybe he just wanted beer, fair enough.
As the hashers started to arrive, low and behold there was LABRAT and GLOWORM who
wanted to join our fun group because we are an awesome group, oh and they thought it
was their run night so they were all ready for a run…. We were joined by Julie, a virgin to
hash brought by PLUTO just to see what we do.
So GO’N DOWN sent us off on trail, out the car park and on over down Voss St. I should say that were also joined by
they ever famous WANK PLANK who has been a very busy boy.
Through the streets we went with our FRB’s out on trail spotting their way to the first piss stop at Clearbrook Palms to a
nice wee spot by a lake. I was told that trail was hard to find and from one check we got a little lost. So it was a couple of
drinks and away back on trail.
I thought maybe I should be a bit more alert, just to make sure we all found our way so I kept my eyes glued to the trail
and there it was, clear as can be right through the park in the darkness, it shown as a guiding light, now I am not going
to dis those FRB’s but I had no problems with finding trail and just a little salt into the wound, I didn’t even have a torch!
We arrived at the second piss stop at Fairway Park and just enough time
to down a beer so we could get back to order our food at the pub.
Fines were quick:
WANK PLANK, GLOWORM and LABRAT for not being to
CH2H3 for a while.
Julie, virgin
The gimps: TUGA, FRIGY, BRICK & SKIDZ, all for being hurt.
No stick or prick
Wobbly legs went to GLOWORM.
Back inside for some yummy food.
ON-ON!
KLINGON
CH2H3 Notice Board
NEXT WEEK’S RUN LOCATION
Monday, 26th May 2014, Run #1958
75 Teesdale Street, Burnside
*** Time to start bringing the torches as it's getting dark on the run ***
RECEDING HARELINE… (UPCUMMING RUNS)
6:30pm start unless otherwise stated
1959
2 Jun
1960
9 June
1961
16 June
1962
23 June
1963
30 June
1964
07 July
1965
14 July
1966
21 July
1967
28 July
QUEENS BIRTHDAY: Eanie Meanie Wienie & Supa Sucka – 12pm START
............................................................................................. 15a Leonie Place, Bexley
Beep Beep
.............................................................................. 65 Penruddock Rise, Westmorland
Beastiality
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HARE NEEDED
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Fiddlee Dick
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Other Upcoming Important Dates
2014, June 27-29
Garden City H3 Winter Camp & 30th Birthday
See website for details: http://gch3.weebly.com/events.html
2014- July 25-27
Brussels Presents “A Beer Odyssey”
See website for details: http://www.interhash2014.com/
2015, January 23-25
NZ Nash Hash, Waitewheta, (North Island)
See website for more details: http://www.nashhash2015.com/index.html
2015, March 6-8
Aussie Nash Hash, hosted by Busselton Hash
Details and Regos: http://www.nashhashbusselton2015.com.au
2015, Easter Weekend
Christchurch Hash House Harriers will be big time celebrating our 2000th run!!!
SEE FLYER FOR DETAILS
2016, May 20-22
INTERHASH, Bali, Indonesia
See website for more details: http://www.interhash2016.com