The Snooze Feb 7 - Long Beach Hash House Harriers

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Long Beach Hash House Harriers
Weakly Snooze Stats
Run # 1735 Date: 2/7/2016
Miles: 6.9
Attendance: 66
Hares: Maxwell Stupid,
Kowpaddy Kowboy, Pinhole
Artist
Place: Edward White Park,
Fullerton
New Boots: None
Returners: 4 N Lay, Mr HiSpeed, Dr Strange Glove, Just
Gulay, STATS
Patches: 0
Hare Patches: Pinhole Artist = 5
Hashit: Wrect Him for not having
a Hash Party for his 50th birthday.
On-On: Superballs Party @
Maxwell & Pinhole”s
Run Notes:A2A – WTE trails, up
to 4 beer checks, horse trails,
railroads, train tracks. Too hot to
run at more than 90 degrees.
Superballs Sunday
11:00 am February 7th….. Dead of winter…….. Hashers
arrive in Fullerton for the yearly Super Bowl hash. It’s a
bone chilling 90 degrees. Stumbelina, Wild Bill, Howdy Do
Me, and Camel Toe Ho were having a heated discussion
about who would win todays football game. Wild Bill says to
Camel Toe Ho “ Do you play football? Because you’ve got a
tight end.”
Receding Hareline
2/28/2016 - 1738
3/6/2016 - 1739
3/13/2016 – 1740
10 A.M. to P.M
10 A.M. to P.M.
10 A.M. to P.M
Superheroes
Hangover Run
Sloshball!
OPEN
Screwcap
Betty Ford
Weekend
2710 Canyon Dr, Los
Angeles, CA 90068
Location: TBA
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yells 69 in that voice that has brought grown men to
their knees. EO and GIGO can be heard giggling
and raise there hands giving a one-finger salute, and
they are gone. We had heard that OCHHH had
been going through a difficult period and were even
discontinuing the beloved Betty Ford Rehab Hash,
but steeling a beer check……….
I had heard that they even sent in one of their own to
infiltrate LBH3 for a second term, trying to figure out
how we were able to bring in masses of hashers
from around the world and can afford pre-lube beer.
Sorry HT, your cover has been blown. We kept
going on trail and saw the BN in the road, but we
weren’t hopeful.
We went down to an underground tunnel, sure
enough there was the wet spot that moments ago
held the bag that held the beer. Those pinky-raising
bastards. Parched, we moved on.
The Turkey/Eagles climbed up to a bridge and then
continued on the street up into a hospital parking
structure where a beer check was waiting. Ahhhhh
cold. Onward down the parking structure through a
school where we came to a turkey/eagle split.
We gather for hare lies! The hares, Maxwell Stupid,
Kowpaddy Kowboy and the lovely Pinhole Artist
tell us there will be a walker trail, turkey trail and an
eagle trail with 4 glorious beer checks! Then they
were gone in a cloud of flour! The pack soon
followed. The trail wound around a park through a
neighborhood and right before a long hill there was
the first beer check next to a wooden bridge. I
overheard Mr. Rats Ass commenting on Likes Em
Stiffs Denver Broncos jersey, “ I really like your
jersey, but I bet it’d look even better on my bedroom
floor.” Horrified, Loser Teaser grabs Likes Em
Stiffs hand and pulls her away before she could
accept.
As we were heading (?!?) up a long hill, Hi- Speed
pointed across the street to a flash of orange running
into the bushes. What the heck? Hi-Speed, Ben
Dover and 6-9 Split ran across the street just in time
to see EO and GIGO running off with a dripping
black trash bag. “That better not be a beer check
you OC bastards!!”
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The On On was at Casa De Maxwell
Stupid and Pinhole Artist’s. We were
treated to the culinary skill of the taco guy.
(Chicken, pork and steak!) They had a
nacho bar, margarita machine, pool,
Jacuzzi and there was some kind of game
on the TVs! Thanks Maxwell and Pinhole
for a great time. I heard there were over 60
people there! Of course there was the
normal hash shenanigan’s going on, but as
they say, what happens at the hash stays at
the hash…… unless there are pictures!
Turkeys followed the train tracks and eagles
went along a horse trail going to the top of
Laguna Lake for another beer check. Sin D
Bare, Gag Order and MIA were sitting
enjoying the view……. Of Last Train and
Ignorant Fuck taking a leak.
The walkers ended up doing 3 miles, the
turkeys 5 miles and the badass eagles did a
solid 6.9!
During down downs, we welcomed back 4 N
Lay, Mr. Hi-Speed, Dr Strange Glove, Just
Gulay and STATS. Dewey Rashckick was
named Fish N Chicks. Pinhole received her
5 hare patch. Wrect Him received the evercoveted Hash Shit for getting head (Scooby
Doo) from his mom. Acceptable hash
behavior in my book.
On On
Princess (I knew Denver would win!) of
Incest
Next Run: Splitting Adams 70’s Shit
Show
Sun Feb 21st, 10:00 a.m.to 1:00 p.m.
Mismanagement Contacts:
Grandmasters: Hairy Twatter:
Transcuntinental: 562-818-5612
Trailmasters:
Passing Wind: 562-533-2246
Princess of Incest:
Hash Cash:
Hi Speed Copulator: 562-822-8400
Camel Toe Ho
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Write-­‐ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED BY WEDNESDAY 9pm. Otherwise, IT WILL NOT BE IN THE SNOOZE Email to: bphodgesus@yahoo.com, dmntd23@yahoo.com REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY
Run # 874
Date: 2/18/2001 (15 years ago)
Place: San Pedro
Hares: BOYZ R US, FRUIT OF THE LOOM, SMELLS LIKE URANUS
Miles: 4
Attendance: 64
This Sunday morning found us in the Channel Street Park and Ride in San Pedro. Scribe KRABS R US reported
that FRUIT OF THE LOOM was filling in for JOCK who was originally scheduled to hare with BOYZ and
SMELLS but had to go out of town. Our assignment, they stated, was to find and confiscate a rogue pot plant
in one of San Pedro’s public gardens. When the pack was off and running, MY COLON, WILD BILL and
DARKTANYON were in the lead and capably broke the first two checks. This led us up an ice plant hill and
across some railroad tracks to the gardens. We circled around and climbed in. ALL PUCKED UP called out
the names of the various vegetables we passed, and eagle-eyed WHALEBONER spotted the illegal plant
between the rutabaga and Italian squash. It was quickly liberated and we continued on. Trailmaster MR
RAT’S ASS berated some pack members for not having chalk and not marking checks. Trail led us alongside a
fence next to a muddy field for quite some time. When we got to the end of the fence, we ended up turning
around and doubling back, much to DARKTANYON’s dismay. Soon we were overlooking the harbor and
watching the assembly of train cars below. Finally, we were on-in. RUB HER DICK made some delicious
brownies, and GIVES GOOD HEAD AND SHOULDERS kept the cold beer flowing. GMs BUTTSY ROSS and 4-NLAY congratulated us on our accomplished mission and did a Presidents’ Day thing with cherries. EZ GOIN’
commented that the George Washington and the cherry tree story is BS and just made up to get George
elected. Down-downs were awarded to 5 new boots including Just Wayne and Just Scott (now HORNEY
TOAD and YUL JACKOFF) who we ran into while they were mountain biking. SHORTSTROKES and SAM
SPAYED were returners. Patches were awarded to ALL PUCKED UP (25), SUM DUM GUY (25), and
PILLSBURY BLOW BOY (25). BV DIVA got the hashit for just being herself. BOYS R US gave us maps to the
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