Newsletter 2205 - Hash House Harriets Penang

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Date: 11th may 2014
Newsletter 2205
GM’s Note:
Rain fell about half an hour into the run and the Hare were
seeing praying hard for it to go away!!!!!!. Less than 23
hashers gathered at Mt Pleasure when the circle was called.
The number then mushroom to over 40 along
with 3
guests
when the rain stopped and Dinner were
served.
FTAC 15th Anniversary "Beach Party" Run @ 14th March 2015
is now open for Registration. Early Bird @ RM80 till
30/9/14. Contact Camel toe
for Registration ASAP to enjoy
the early bird rate... It's going
to be THE EVENT
OF
THE YEAR!!!!!!
Burst
Harriet’s Thursday Burst
By Pimp
A small crowd of runners gathered at the Mount Pleasure
site for what was to be a rainy run. At the allotted time
about a dozen of us started up the hill towards the temple
entrance to begin the muddy climb retracing the steps taken
earlier that day by Tiny and Huge. Edna looked around at
the start and noticed she was the only female to be braving
the conditions that day.
Shit In The Pit and yours truly were first up the hill but
as expected I couldn’t keep the pace and so let the frontrunners pass. It was a slippery one catching many of us out
with muddy slides heading back down the hill during an
arduous climb.
After a slow succession of runners passed me I managed to
cling onto a group consisting of Du La Sing, Silent Man and
Mother Hen as we made our way across the streams and rocks.
At one point I stopped for a breather and let them continue
on without me, Mother Hen made sure I had a torch and later
I could hear Du La Sing faithfully calling paper up ahead
so I wouldn’t get lost……again.
Ten minutes later while taking a slight detour off the
paper trail, I felt a searing pain on my knee and another
on the side of my face and realized I had had my first
painful introduction to the local bees. Loud cries of
f*&%$KK…. reverberated around the jungle as I tried to
remember my Bear Grylls bee survival training, doing even
more damage to my now animated limbs as I blasted through
the jungle aimlessly doing my best impression of the funky
chicken. Eventually stopped at a stream figuring I could at
least roll around in the muddy water if the two muggers had
summoned their mates to rough up the Pimp a bit more. All
clear, found paper again and headed up the last hill
nursing a fast swelling jaw.
As I was cresting the top I heard the trio of Du La Sing,
Silent Man and Mother Hen calling out for me figuring they
would pick my up on their way back down after they had lost
paper for some time at the top and eventually finding the
trail downward. I followed the sound of their voices and
joined them a minute or so later. Of course I had to
recount my bee story, but as experienced Hashers there was
little sympathy. I realized then that this was going to be
a regular feature of the run.
Down we went for the final assault and the twisting,
turning nature of it combined with wet and muddy paper on
the ground (bring more staples next time Huge!), kept us on
our toes. I heard loud crashing behind me when suddenly a
late starting Ice Man pops out and says hello to everyone
and then continues to crash back down the hill like a
raging Elephant.
Black skies had the trail go dark early and the last part
was particularly difficult as we tried to stay on muddy
paper. Later Ice Man would recall he found Good Year. At
some point, Good Year, one of the most experienced Hashers
could not find the paper and had ended up somewhere on the
road for which he was later shamefully placed on the cold
stuff by Ice Man himself.
It was an adventurous& twisty run and I later joked with
Huge that it was like an Indiana Jones trek and had half
expected to be greeted by natives with blow darts at any
moment .Back at base at last and those not willing to brave
the rain and mud made up the sizable numbers for the dinner
club. The night was long and the beers were cold, I told my
bee story to anyone who would listen …..
On On!!
Pimp
Circle
Guests on ice- Texas and Woobly Tits and Wind
Pukka Sahib acknowledged as the "last" runner who completed
run on Labour day in over 5 hours!!!!!
reverse
Azzhole & Justbeer for coming late to the runsite first time ever.
Iceman charged Goodyear for not being able to find
paper during the run as compare to Tiu Nia Seng who
followed paper all the way and was only out at 8.10pm
Hare was Thanked for a good run and good food!!!!!
HARE OF THE day
Hugh.....
Thanks to Hugh
for a good food and run... good night
Other Photos
Drug addict???
Fellowship.....
* Next Run ****
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2014
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2207
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2208
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Vithia
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Datin
2210
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Elisa
2211
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Mini Sausage
2212
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Rajan
2213
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Molly Oon
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Good Licker
2215
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Rupiah
2216
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Mark Chong
Venue
TAR College
New Road
Leader
Garden
Charlie
market
Shamrock
Beach
Watertank
Youth Park
New Carpark
Bee Gallery
Tembaga
Indian temple
Bukit Gambier
Ayer Itam
Dam
this week Birthday greetings go to:Happy Birthday to you !!!!!
Invitation run
June 2014
28 June
BKH6 BATANG KAJANG HAPPY HAPPYHAPPY HASH HOUSE HORRORS celebrates BKH6
HORRORS 10th ANNIVERSARY RUN (JUNGLE FESTIVAL)
Venue: 43000 Kajang
RM 70/adult RM30/ Child (age 7-18)
Contact 019 362 3633 / 012 390 6255
July 2014
5th July
Hash Run to Mount Kinabalu.
Please let the VGM know if you want to go.
11-13 July
10th Malaysian Nash Hash 2014
Hosted by the Sibu Hash House Harriers in Sibu, Sarawak.
See: www.malaysiannashhash2014.com
25-27 July
Brussels 2014: A Beer Odyssey www.interhash2014.com
Although Brussels didn’t win Interhash 2014, they’re going ahead with a separate
event four months later, and 2,000+ hashers are expected to converge on the
capital of Europe for this epic event offering a wide variety of trails (forest,
countryside, historic cities…), drinks (at least seven differentbeers + two wines)
and food (Belgian, Italian and Asian cuisines).
August 2014
30th August
Slim River HHH 30th Anniversary Celebration Run
Registration fee RM60
Closing date :- 31st July 2014
Person to contact:- Hon On Sex
S.M.Sandra Tel:- 0129020429
September 2014
20th September
Hash House Harriers Batu Gajah –Perak
35th Anniversary Run.
RM 80
Contacts: Taliban 0125222610 email: ipohhhh@gmail.com
William 0165928901 email: wthiam8562@yahoo.com
Cheah 0124333650 email: nyukphin@gmail.com
November 2014
O2O Kedah Tengah 4H 7th Anniversary ‘Gatai Run’Celebration
Early Bird Registration :
RM60.00 p/pax (not later than 30th June &
limited to 300 pax only (whichever comes first
RM80.00 p/pax ( 1st July ~ 15th October )
RM100.00 ( 16th October onwards – freebies not guaranteed) Please contact
the following should you have any enquiries:
OC:
Tei Poey Eong
0124946503
Rough Rider
GM:
Chin Ah Lek
0174866398
Big Sound
On Sec Annie Lee
0124142622
Any Cawan
Inter On Sec Lim Swee Aun
0165260399
Highwayman
March 2015
14th March
FTAC 15th Anniversary Run –Beach Party
Registration:Early Bird before 30th September 2014 RM80
After 30th September 2014 RM100
Closing Date 31st December 2014
Please let the On sex (Camel Toe) know if you want to
join.
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to you