Hash Scribe No. 677
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Hash Scribe No. 677
Hash 677 12th December 2015 HARE GM RA Venue Hash Run Hashers Namings Hash Shit Red Mullet Feral Flaps Underdevelopment Ban Thai 677 43 & 4 wee ones. Muff Diver, Get Down & Get Wet, Masterbater. Red Mullet SEEING AS RED IS THE FEATURED COLOUR THIS WEEK. I’M TAKING A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE. RED DRESS RUN KABUL HASH 2005 BLAST FROM THE PAST FREE BEER IF YOU CAN SPOT LEOPARD PISS. 1 Hash 677 12th December 2015 What a great run, maybe a little short this week. I’d packed my wet suit after the hash site directions arrived from the web. However arriving at the laager it was patently obvious Ze Special One was ill at ease. He was seen to grab paper, rush out and rearrange the trail. Not enough water anymore I guessed, change of route. Gads. a panicking Mullet. Unheard of. Vot is ze vorld cumin’ to. Shizernash. Was the bog seat beconing? Read on. We now have the real scribe to explain things. 2 Hash 677 12th December 2015 This week's headlines. Millet shit. Furious females (well the usual one). Anarchy in the circle. Great I thought another exemplary Hash set by the one and only Red Mutterer, no dramas,good paper, a sure fire success, eh well yes and no, allow me to explain. The 4 dozen, including 4 nippers rolled up to a nice Laager Site all be it that due to a cockup with the transport from the Led Fuk, I mean Fok, we had to hang around in the scorching sun for half an hour. However it was worth it as they brought virgin Ryan? The briefing was just that BRIEF but the Hare promised to be just like little Jonnie sittin' on a rock, one hand on his Tiger the other on his, I forget the last word. Down went the flag and a determined band of Rambos shot off into some promising territory and soon hit check numero uno, safely negotiated onward and upward we went and all seemed as it should be with the group staying together all except Feral who with extensive knowledge of the area forged his own way. The Rambos soon found RM astride his boulder clutching an obligatory Tiger, we pressed on and on and well before the hour mark were able to holler ON IN. We all agreed it was a great trail worth the thumbs up until that is the other mob appeared and the howls began. First to buttonhole Muffler was No Woman No Crive, where the fuck were you and your fuckin’ rock? the normally placid Canadian Cutie enquired. She was followed by Wee Yin who vented her spleen with a string of Jockinese expletives totally lost on the hapless Pom but well worn on the Big Yin no doubt. Walkers, what do you expect. So the band of bravados waited for some lost souls to pitch up and all but Where's Walley and Gromit were accounted for so a brave biker mounted his trusty steed to find the lost souls. All in and refreshed, Vegemite called for disorder and when No Woman was asked for comment the Hare saw it coming and took to the cubes. However as nobody else was asked for an opinion the vote was called. It was so close that seconds and thirds were needed before shit was declared. By this time, Corkie was rubbing his mits. Big piss truck this week. Not that Mullet agrees. RM dutifully accepting democratic opinion all seemed settled until the Furious Fraulien erupted declaring it all sheiss. Vege took control and reminded TT that alles in ordnung. We swiftly moved on to stewards with the same old faces plus a couple of newbies being forced to consume downies before The Samui Witch, who has had a really easy time recently, announced namings. In came Phil the rescue biker, his lovely spouse Michelle and Raymond, Tubbie’s important other. After appropriate discussion Ray became Masterbater, have we got a thing about this as we already have Wanker Banker and Little Wanka, to name but 2. Phil is now Muff Diver, good on ya mate, while Michelle shall forever after be known as Get Down & Get Wet (I think). Due to the lateness of the hour the circle was closed but only after Blue Lugs gave all and sundry the details of the best scrann in Lamai and Leopards Piss informed us that next week we are in for a cracker in the hills around Magic Garden, my sources reliability inform me that the best Hash of the year awaits us. Remember you saw it here first!!! ON ON 3 Hash 677 12th December 2015 4 Hash 677 12th December 2015 5 Hash 677 12th December 2015 6