The HK
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The HK
contents... 3 Editorial 4 Editor: Andri Stander The end brings a new beginning... 7 Messages from Rob, CP and Mhlobo Our Residents All the guys who made our res work this year: HK 2006, Senaat, SBA I,II,III and SB I,II,III 23 the social pages... 24 Blougattyd: A first year and HK perspective 26 JOOL! 28 The Simonsberg MET: Kuier till you forget! 30 The Simon social scene 32 Huisdans:Langarm...Simon Style! 33 First Year and beyond: Sterne’s view on life as a second year 34 Simonstock: Raging bigger and bigger! 36 sport 37 Interfloor carnage!: The Simonstock Challenge 38 Simon rugby’s closest shave ever... 40 Diverse sport’s rise to fame 43 Hane dinee 2006 The organised and disorganised achievements from Simon life 44 Editorial Funnies and so forth ... From our funny plays, to the things we watch, say and do 48 A Secial Mention A dedication to an old and new friend of Simonsberg 50 a last thought... A closing message from the editor Cover Design: Mathys Briers-Louw Photographers: Mathys Briers-Louw Albert Retief James Pieters Johhnie Tolken Ruan du Plessis Contributors: Steve Tindall André van Zyl Matthew Sterne Matthew MacDevette Jo-hann Thörmahlen Pietman Schoeman Erald Smith Jacques Verreyne Gerhard Liebenberg Jermaine Rhoda Richard Bruiners Dawid Dippenaar Dewald van der Berg HERE it is...The Simonsberger for 2006. I really hope you all have a fantastic read and that we’ll all remember, laugh and cry together about the good old days in Die Withuis when we look back at this at our next big reunion! If there are any mistakes in the content, I apologise profusely! If there are any problems, phone me at 082 buzz off. Sit back, relax and enjoy this Simonsberg style...with a cold one in one hand and a cigar in the other. Have a good one and see you soon, cheers. STANDI The end brings a new beginning... Simonsberg will forever hold a very important place in my life… It has been a privilege and honour to be Primarius of “Die Withuis” for 2006. I can proudly report back that 2006 was a successful year for Simonsberg. Simonsberg’s strength is its people. The history and culture of “Die Withuis” has been moulded by fellow Simonsbergers around the world. Simonsberg is only as strong as the people who reside in its building. Despite the beauty of our establishment, it is us who steer the culture of Simonsberg for years to come and create the history for fellow Simonsbergers to follow. It is for this reason that I thank you all for a wonderful year and salute you for making 2006 a fantastic year. Sadly my time at Simonsberg comes to an end, but hindsight allows for the perfect reflection of yesterday. I share my fondest memories with all of you. I thank you all for the good times and sometimes the sad times. I have learnt much from you all and it has been a privilege to lead you in 2006. Special thanks to my House Committee and Mr Jadezweni for your guidance and help. I will forever walk through life as a proud Simonsberger. CP Mouton moving in as inwonende hoof. From all the Simon manne: “Sir it is an honour to have you with us, you are already a Simonman!” Overall, what a great year! So what’s next, where is Die Withuis going? To keep the uniqueness of Simonsberg in a way that only the residents know. Uitdagings vir die jaar wat voorlê is eerstens defnintief die Met. Metsec gaan weggeneem word en die event gaan meer formeel wees. Hierdie is nie om die Met vir jul as Simonsbergers slegter te maak nie, maar om eerder te verseker dat hierdie tradisie nie saam met so baie ander in die stof moet byt nie. Blougattyd soos altyd is ’n uitdaging, veral die manier hoe die seniors betrek word by die hele geleentheid. Weereens sal ons die braai by die Hangbrug probeer reël en ook kyk of daar nie ander plekke is waarby ons julle kan betrek nie. Die gevaar is wel dat sekere ouens nie weet hoe om die eerste jaars te hanteer nie, maar my en Stephen se vertroue is in julle dat jul die regte oordeel sal gebruik. En wie anders as Stephen “Precious” Morgan vir doopkaptein 2007? Ek weet hy gaan ’n ongelooflike werk doen. Nog ’n uitdaging is die betrekking van die Senaat by die koshuis. Nadat die Senaat aangekondig is weet ek dat dit verseker nie ’n probleem gaan wees nie, veral nie met Sterri se invloed op die klubbers nie. To manage these challenges the HK identified 3 goals for the res which we are striving for: Ek sal nooit my doopkaptein se woorde vergeet nie: “Blougat, die tyd wat voorlê is die enigste vakansie tussen jou ma en jou vrou”. Dit is presies wat ek in Simon beleef. Die tye wat ek saam met al jul ouens beleef is iets wat ’n mens vir almal in hierdie wêreld toewens. Dit is een groot fees! Die jaar wat voorlê is vol uitdagings, maar met dié huiskomitee, wat julle as Simonsbergers gekies het, sien ek vir enige berg kans (Sterri…). Die HK is besonders divers en alle groepe in die koshuis word verteenwoordig. Dit is dan ook ’n spesiale geval van 5 souties op die HK. Guys it is awesome to see the amount of English guys staying in res next year! Jammer Pieter Steenkamp, maar ons moet plek maak vir ons maatjies! Let’s have a look at what happened in 2006. Participation in res activities was awesome, the rugby went great, we won the gees beker again at first years athletics, blougattyd was a huge success, Simonstock and intervloer events showed us the spirit in res, and we had the best organised Met yet. Many thanks to Cape Town Fish Market for sponsoring us with some money to work with. It was also the beginning of a new era with Mr Jadezweni Rob enslin The first is Ownership: Participation and upholding of our three values. Secondly is Pro-activeness: Organised, paradigm shift and leadership. Third and last is Uniqueness: Fun, self-confidence and balance. I put all my trust in the HK and know that they will not let me and you okes down. So die eerste kwartaal van my termyn lê op sy rug, dit was nogal uitdagend, maar definitief die moeite werd. Aan elkeen wat homself ’n Simonsberger noem wil ek net bedank vir die manier waarop jul die Hane dinee en ook die huisvergadering bygewoon het. Tenminste weet ons dat die konstitusie ons nie in die steek gaan laat nie... Die afgelope jaar met Rob aan stuur was weereens onvergeetlik. Rob, dankie vir al die entoesiasme waarmee jy die koshuis gelei het. Vir al die ouens wat die koshuis verlaat, sterkte vir dit wat voorlê. Ek glo die kontakte wat jul in die koshuis opgebou het sal jul help met als wat voorlê. Vir die ouens wat bly, kom ons maak die beste van elke oomblik en geniet ons studentelewe solank ons kan. Pred. 11:9 Jy wat jonk is, moet vreugde vind in jou jeug en jou dae ten volle geniet. Doen wat jy goedvind en waarvan jy hou, maar moenie vergeet dat God van jou rekenskap sal eis oor alles nie. Mhlobo Jadezweni “If you touch his cleanly shaven, shiny, little kop then we will vote you in!” I overheard them say. Little did I know that indeed he would touch the head and win the bet. Perhaps, it is about time we talk diversity. You have to have a heart of steel to be able to touch a shaven head of a man from Dutywa. On the one front, such an act means challenging for a fight. On the other hand only a man of your age who is a great friend of yours can shave thus touch your head. Whichever way one looks at it, the act was meant to be a jest which turned out to have great significance. At Simonsberg we will continue to be enriched if only we look closely at each and every little moment and act. Each one of such acts poses a challenge to us more than at any other time in the history of the house. The very fact that 2006 marks the beginning of the second half of the century of our existence is in itself a challenge. The fact that this phase is marked by a change of management of the residence is a major landmark. This should serve as a beacon in the history of the place. I think we should use this mark as a means of measuring our progress towards getting the best for Simonsberg. The mark is very clear and distinct! Simonsberg is a curious place, indeed. To have been asked, “…but, where is your USBD uniform?” This when I tried to stop someone from behaving in an unbecoming manner at the Met. Why anyone who you do not know that well must be one of USBD staff is still a mystery to me. The same USBD when I called them for a very urgent enquiry, they ask, “Are you a deurwag at Simonsberg?” to which I replied in the affirmative so as to hasten their response. It is amazing! Isn’t it? This telephone call thing can yield a lot of interesting reactions. Jool tyd is probably the best at Simonsberg. The first year residents find it most exciting. What a way to begin a year! After the festive season there can’t be a perfect way to start an academic year. In no time semester tests were on our faces and soon thereafter the mid-year examinations started. Without anyone explaining it to you, as a first year you know now what varsity is all about. Briefly, it is about working at pace as soon as classes start. This is important because the transition between school and varsity is usually not easy. The Raadgewers do a very sterling job in our res. Looking at the increased number of first years who lost their places for 2007 compels this body to look at other strategies of intervention in order to change this tide around. What it means for us is that we will need to tree op even before the danger signs show up. Some professionalism in this regard will save the situation. Sharing of experiences among the Raadgewers will also help a lot. The HK has been a highly motivated bunch of gentlemen whose hearts are fully in Simonsberg. Even though the portfolios were allocated accordingly and severally I have no doubt in my mind that each of the HK could have taken on any portfolio at any given time when called upon to do so. This is how versatile each member of the House Committee for 2006 has been. They have been able to complement one another easily. One will always want to know what it is that binds these people together in the manner in which they have always been throughout. This is wonderful! This close bond among the leadership is infectious because everywhere, in these corridors, there is this strong spirit of comradeship. It seems, even the communities outside university have taken notice of this great way of life – being friendly to one another. The enthusiasm with which Simonsbergers support their rugby teams is noticeable along the touchlines. Any slight deviation from the rules by the ref is met with vicious comments, although done in sportsmanship – Dit is mos rugby. Those refs could have been Simonsbergers at some stage. No one cares about that. We waited to see who would eventually go to the finals, unluckily our wings were clipped by the green men from Huis Muis. Danie De Villiers, the coach, has done an excellent job with our rugby in 2006. Baie dankie Danie en jou span! To our sponsors Steinhoff and Cape Town Fish Market, thank you very much! Without your support we would be nowhere on the sports map. We know that Simonsberg won the trapkar competition. Once again, thanks folks for this victory for Simonsberg! We will continue to make our presence felt everywhere we feature. The Huisdans was a resounding success. For the glamour and everything, I give the organizers one hundred percent. Never mind that I did not hear Mandoza and the likes! The Simonsberg Huisdans 2006 DVD and the accompanying glass will remain in my special collection forever. Thanks to the Old Boys for their special contribution towards the success of this great event. Die Withuis, I know, is and will always be special to you, manne! We know that you are behind many many other events and activities at Simonsberg. The HK circus 2006 and the questions asked during the evening painted a very clear picture of what Simonsberg is. That Simonsberg is a special bate for each resident came out loud and clear. Simonsberg is unique - is another distinguishing feature that came out at the circus and also that Simonsberg always takes the initiative or leads from the front. Out of this circus future leaders emerged. The six hours during which all this took place was definitely not in vain. This slot gave us an opportunity to define and map out the way for the future of Simonsberg, Stellenbosch and our country, South Africa. Thank you boys! The Stellenbosch Flying Club flew some of our first year students, with physical ailments, up the mountain to mark the end of orientation. This was another great moment for both Simonsberg and The Stellenbosch Flying Club because of the relationship that started. They got to know about the care Simonsberg has got for one another. The Kylemore High School project is another such gesture. Both have presented us with highly invaluable partners. We will nurture these relationships. At the end of August we took farewell of “Ouma”, Mrs. Katleen Lawrence after thirty years of service to Simonsberg. What a moment! The day will remain forever in the memories of all the boys. Ouma could not control her emotions on the day. Please folks help me define “Simonsberg”! Who is a Simonsberger? Both questions can only be answered by those who were present on this historic day at Simonsberg. To Ouma, “Baie dankie, Ouma, vir jou lojale en volgehoue diens aan Simonsberg vir die afgelope dertig jaar. Ons waardeer jou bydraes en sal graag wil hê dat jy af en toe kom kuier! Geniet jou aftrede en die tyd om al die dinge te doen wat jy moontlik afgeskeep het in diens van hierdie koshuis”. To Kagiso staff, “Once again, thank you very much for your service to the boys. We appreciate it very much” To Tannie Fransie, “Thank you very much for being there all the time for us even when you are supposed to be off duty. We really appreciate it.” As we look into the New Year we shall continue with all the good work and continue to add value to this place. In the most respectful manner, we shall continue to define our Withuis even before anyone else does it for us. Noblesse Oblige! Back: Gar th Shaw, Spook Steenekamp, Chris Laubscher Middle: Sterrenberg Horn, André van Zyl, Dewald van der berg (O-Prim), Rob Enslin (Prim) Front: Stephen Morgan, CP Mouton, Andri Stander, Abrie van Zyl, Erald Smith HK 2006 Voor: Stefan Erasmus, Michael Sequeira, Dewald van der Berg (en Spark y), Francois Louw Agter: Corné Boshof f, Uys Fourie, Anthon Lombard, Karl van Aswegen, Paul de Villiers DIE SENAAT SBA 1 Jannie van der Walt (2) Greytown Logan Dunbar (1) Kenton on Sea 156 155 158 Corné Eigelaar (1) Walvisbaai (Nam) Ian Goldsmid (1) Kaapstad 164 163 Malvernan Engelbrecht (1) Klawer Kasper van Rooyen (1) Nelspruit 166 Robert du Preez (1) Le Roux van Schalkwyk (2) Nelspruit Windhoek 166 Henri Dowling (1) Kaapstad 165 Jaco Myburg (4) Kaapstad 165 164 Lloyd Lewis (4) Paarl Jan Otto (1) Walvisbaai (Nam) 163 Braam Lategan (1) Bellville 162 161 Edrich de Wet (1) Paarl Pienaar Welleman (1) Kaapstad 157 Dave Wilson (1) Knysna 157 Pierre Hugo (4) Worcester 156 Johan Bekker (4) Piketberg 155 154 154 Ivan Hobbs, Sterrenberg Horn (HK), Dirk Coetzee MD, Spyker Ferreira, Johnnie Tolken, Henna Snyman Chris Biley (1) Johannesburg SBA 2 Leon Snyman, James “ Yster” Pieters, Dawid van Graan, André “Baba” van Zyl, Maritz Theron, Pierre Janse van Rensburg, Rober t Sturgeon 250 Christoff Botha (1) Ermelo 253 253 Dirk Schenck (4) Parow 256 Craig Morse (1) Stellenbosch Markus Denkhaus (1) Somerset Wes Jaco Boshoff (1) Brackenfell 258 Koop Lubbinge (1) Mosselbaai 258 Renier Strauss (1) George 257 256 Steve Sharpe (1) Gonubie Gary Sparg (1) Oos-Londen 255 Ettienne van Wyk (2) Kaapstad 254 Harry Steyn (2) Bloubergstrand 254 Wynand Bosch (4) Zimbabwe 252 252 249 Chris Laubscher (HK) Durbanville, BComm 4 Stefan de Vries (1) George Jan van der Merwe (2) Ermelo 263 271 270 274 274 Francois Wessels (2) Ceres Zach Truscott (2) Port Elizabeth 277 276 Angus Henderson (1) Johannesburg Johan Cronjé (2) Port Elizabeth 279 279 Etienne Stuyk (2) Velddrif Renier Kriek (2) Durbanville 281 281 Angelo van Schalkwyk (1) Matthew Macdevette (2) George George 280 Shaun Vermaak (1) Hofmeyr 280 Reinhardt Scheün (2) Bellville James Burman (1) Johannesburg Dino Cornelissen (1) Paarl 278 Lofti Eksteen (1) Ceres 278 277 Roché Cronjé (1) Paarl Gavin Penhall (2) Durban Rob Grant (2) Hiberdeen Frans Jooste (2) Pretoria 276 Brink van Zyl (2) Ermelo 275 275 Conrad Enslin (2) George Richard Stanford Ceres Gregg Davis (2) George 273 André Roux (2) Franschhoek 273 271 Manny Walters (2) George Jono Jeffery (2) George 270 269 Schalk van Rensburg (2) Graaff-Reinet 263 262 262 261 269 James Chapman (4) Windhoek Tim Hayward (1) Somerset Wes Richard Mexson (1) Durban SBA 3 349 Bo: Duard Koegelenberg, Spook Steenekamp, Zach Prins Onder: Alber t le Roux, JF van Wyk, David Edwards Erald Smith (HK) Oudtshoorn, BIng 3 Sean Muller (2) East London 344 347 347 Eugene Barkhuysen (1) Richardsbaai 351 350 Louis Marais (2) Durbanville Bryan MacRobert (3) Malmesbury 353 Henco Theunissen (2) Durbanville Aldrich Louis (4) Port Elizabeth 357 356 Cornel Gordon (4) Oudtshoorn Ross Tasker (2) Johannesburg 359 Udo Hellberg (1) Vryheid 358 Wolfie Klingenberg (1) Phalaborwa 358 357 Matt Sterne (2) Hout Bay Sean Stofberg (2) Pietermaritzburg Grant Swart (2) East London 356 Mark Stander (2) Riversdal 354 354 Mathys Briers-Louw (2) Paarl Ryno Geldenhuys (1) Centurion Ryan Theron (2) East London 352 352 Leander Ellitson (1) Windhoek Nico Ras (3) Kuilsrivier 353 348 348 351 Vincent Bridgens (1) Windhoek Janes Cloete (4) Franskraal 350 Bessie Bester (5) Swellendam Cassie Treurnicht (4) Durbanville Albert Retief (2) Durbanville Jacques Verreyne (3) Kimberley 345 345 Michiel Liebenberg (3) Swellendam 343 343 342 342 344 Gareth Edwards (3) Kaapstad Anton Kilian (2) Port Elizabeth Eben Heunis (2) Wellington Martin Steyn (3) Somerset Wes 362 370 Attie Lotz (2) Kleinzee Sebastian Rosochacki (3) Somerset Wes Jasper Wickens (3) East London 380 378 Pieter Avenant (4) Paarl 380 379 Eddie Turner (3) Lambertsbaai 366 Bin Laden’s bunker 368 Phillip van der Merwe (2) Durbanville Marco Rabiosi (1) Kaapstad André Kotzé (4) Mosselbaai 372 Abrie Coertze (2) Johannesburg 372 Heinz Zastrau (2) Johannesburg 379 378 Stephen Meyer (2) Paarl Graeme Huchinson (?) Missing since The Met Johan du Toit (2) Robertson 371 371 Grant Hawkins (1) Kaapstad Ingo von Pietersdorff (1) Petrus Raubenheimer (1) Somerset Wes Bloubergstrand Richard Moss (1) Grahamstown 367 De Wet Neethling (1) Bellville 367 366 Robbie Bolz (1) Knysna Guy Penny (1) Swartberg 365 364 Marc Muller (1) East London 362 360 360 359 364 Zac van Zyl (2) Hermanus Willie Jacobs (2) Riversdal Pietman Delport (2) Port Elizabeth 108 Prim SB 1 James Regout (1) Somerset West 109 107 114 Nick Gohl (1) Johannesburg 117 Steve Tindall (1) Johannesburg 118 Ettienne Carstens (1) George Alex Botha (1) Bellville Matthew Muirhead (1) Royston, England Antoine Dymond (4) Johannesburg 116 116 115 Minnaar Pieters (5) Kaapstad 118 Michael Buxman (1) Bellville Willie Schoeman (4) Oudtshoorn 117 115 Rob Bergh (1) Cape Town Chris Kistner (2) Stellenbosch 111 Willem Bouwer (3) Pretoria 110 Peter Greyling (1) Langebaan 109 Jan Solms (1) Riviersonderend Andri Stander (HK) Johannesburg, BComm 4 106 105 105 Rob Enslin (Prim) George, HComm Pieter Versfeld (1) Namibië James Newdigate (1) Cape Town SB 2 233 CP Mouton (HK), Phil Wessels, Johann du Toit, Jannie Bosman, JP Smit Arnoux Rossouw Abrie van Zyl (HK) Durbanville, BComm 4 208 207 210 211 Douw Krugman (1/2/3) Bloubergrand 214 Jermaine Rhoda (2) Wellington Du Toit Malherbe (1) George Thabo Makoe (2) Somerset Wes 218 218 217 217 Algernon Willemse (5) Cheswille Gelderbloem (3) Deon van Heerden (2) Oudtshoorn Strand Stellenberg Kyle Manheim (1) Tsitsikamma Richard Bruiners (2) George 216 215 Aldo Muller (2) Kaapstad Hennie van Niekerk (3) Paarl Rhyno Engelbrecht (5) Windhoek 216 213 Louwrens Haasbroek (2) Swellendam 215 Dirk Mouton (6) Citrusdal Duncan Scott (1) Kokstad 213 Emil Krugman (1) Bloubergrand Alex van Niekerk (2) Kaapstad 214 207 209 208 211 Hennie van Staden (3) Nelspruit Werner Wasserman (2) Durban 209 206 206 Dylan Currie (2) Hluhluwe Charl de Kock (2) Port Elizabeth Willie Swanepoel (1) Gerhardt van Heerden (1) Queenstown Bellville 221 Warren Granat-Mulder (1) Port Shepstone 228 228 226 Matthew Bell (1) Johannesburg 225 Hendrik Sturgeon (1) Johannesburg Leonard Zwiegers (2) Kaapstad Gareth van Niekerk (1) Graaff-Reinet Etienne le Roux (2) Mosselbaai Willie Delport (1) Oos-Londen 230 Mico Stander (1) Johannesburg 231 Earl Khan (2) Eersterivier 231 Rallston Richards (2) Okiep John Laurie (1) Cape Town 230 Naas Zaaiman (1) George 229 Justin de Ricquebourg (1) Heinz Winckler (1) Zinkwazi Ermelo 229 Chris Brown (1) Johannesburg 227 Masonwabe Soko (3) Cape Town 227 226 Tom Bergh (1) Clanwilliam Richard Stokes (1) Sandton 225 224 Willem Ferreira (1) Port Elizabeth 220 220 219 219 221 Peter Botha (1) Port Elizabeth Hendri van Wyk (1) Somerset Wes SB 3 320 Back: Gerhard Liebenberg, Pietman Schoeman, Francois Malherbe, Paul McIntosh Front: Michael Wilson, Gar th Shaw (HK) Stephen Morgan (HK) Somerset Wes, BComm 4 308 316 318 318 Scott Bromfield (1) Durban Ruan Herbert (2) Bellville 324 323 Jan Truter (2) Welgemoed Ethan Lakey (1) Robertson Ryno le Fleur (1) Vredendal Wesley Green (1) Winterton Pieter Steenkamp (3) Heidelberg Edmund de Beer (1) Johannesburg 326 324 Ryan du Plessis (2) Durban Nicolas Erasmus (3) Hermanus 311 310 315 317 André Joubert (1) Durban Byron Flynn (1) Saldanhabaai Christian Christelis (4) Namibië Herbert van Zyl (1) Durbanville 326 322 322 Attie Haasbroek (1) Swellendam 323 316 Charl de Jager (1) Durban Pieter van Deventer (3) Somerset Wes 315 309 Willem van Tonder (4) Juan Pablo Atkinson (1) Ladismith Franschhoek 317 Rinus Vollgraaff (3) Cradock Stefan Ellis (2) George Neil Swanepoel (2) Stanford 314 311 Ulrich Terblanche (3) Port Elizabeth Dawid Dippenaar (3) Port Elizabeth 309 Cor van Deventer (1) Somerset Wes 307 307 306 306 308 Nel Schoeman (1) Stellenbosch Ricky Thorn (1) Johannesburg Byron Domleo (2) Swaziland 329 331 331 340 Inus Fouché (1) Paarl Chris Jaquet (3) Pietermaritzburg John Gilmore (3) Ashton 229 340 Llewellyn Kriedeman (5) Vredendal Males Tomlinson (2) Swellendam Russel Packard (2) Swaziland 339 339 André Bredell (1) George 229 Johan Jordaan (5) Swellendam Wynand Fourie (5) Despatch Frey Urich (2) Namibië 336 334 338 338 Anele Mandla (1) Paarl Charles Chatterton (2) Boston 333 332 334 Gerhard Oberholzer (2) Matthew Smorenburg (2) Callitzdorp Somerset Wes Unathi Manxoyi (1) Paarl Francois le Roux (2) Wellington 333 Lawrence Frank (1) Bloubergstrand 332 Guy Emerton (1) Durban Shane Turner (2) Middleton 336 Lourens de Villiers (2) Wellington Pieter van Aarde (2) Pretoria 330 330 Jo-hann Thörmahlen (2) Durbanville 328 328 327 327 329 David Myburgh (2) Pretoria Jan Strydom (1) Kaapstad Mark Trollope (1) Thabazimbi Christiaan Gerber (5) Wellington here it is... the social pages... there are days in a young man’s life that define what he will do and who he will be for the rest of his life these were the days of our lives, some of us who will be leaving after this year to those who are only still starting their days as a great Simonsberger... we enter these corridors as Blougatte and we leave as mature men with a mischievious nature and our own touch of class we give the bloues grief during Met but only to get them more excited for the beer we will share with them on the sunday when they come down from the berg we sing together and we dance together, we jool and we jol and we drink and we dance a little more at one point during the year we even grab our instrument and sing together and we mosh together to put the festivities that we share during the year into a couple of pages is difficult the blougat The Blougat: steve tindall Question: How many Simonsberg boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: One. He holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him… Harsh, I know, but for some reason it is in this reality that we, as Simonsbergers, form a bond that cannot, literally and figuratively, be matched. But before we could be Simonsbergers, before we could feel the ‘nugget’, before we could see the dorp, before touchies op die voorgras, before the khaki, there was Blou. ‘Blougat’, the manner in which Simonsberg eerstejaars are affectionately known, is a term that immediately brings back memories of being woken up in the early hours of morning to the tune of “Dans Blougat dans”, cutting down ‘Christmas’ trees for our ‘amazing’ vlot, creating patterns in the sweat on the back of your maatjie, giving the girls of Sonop a new outlook on breakfast, sun burn, stokperd, Farmer’s attempted Afrikaans, Mexican-themed swimming pools, doing a kak job of stealing a cow, rooi broek, a cokie and a pie from De Vos, CP sneaking up on you, swimming on the Spele Saal floor (thanks Sterne), ‘Afternoon Delight’, sleeping through Huis Lied, borselkop, kospakkies, “Guys guys guys”, Napoleon Dynamite’s bergskoen, Mnr Nhldebonjangani…., being roped into doing all the kak jobs, craving a cold beer and MET. “Die berg is nog ver Blou”, but eventually it did come, and come, and come, just ask Sterrie… GT was generous enough to supply us with a small meal on our victory over the mountain, a fact that contributed greatly to our exit from the Eerstejaars rugby tournament and signaled the beginning of the end for our studies at the great University of Stellenbosch. We learnt a lot of things in that initial period of euphoria: 1. DO NOT scream obscenities at shady looking cars, 2. ’n Enkel is iets wat jy breek in rugby, 3. How to use the P word, 4. The basins make for an excellent funnel (thanks Sterne), 5. ‘Big Red’ is not the name of Schalkie’s tea cup, 6. Fines meetings = havoc, 7. The club is a great place for a ‘quiet’ beer, and 8. Always remember to suit in an unmistakably upward direction. 2006 saw the inaugural ‘Blou-Bal’, a night that proved the age old adage that there are no ugly chicks at a guys dance. The wine had no chance, hence not being able to accurately recall the event. So where do we go from here? “Blougat, Maandag kom die duiwel…” perspective The HK: andri stander Question: Why do you decide to stand for HK for a second year in a row? Answer: To see the look on 120 blougat faces when you tell them they’re climbing “Die Berg tomorrow morning at 05:30”. I know being ‘Die duiwel’ that arrives on the monday is fun, but being with blougat for the whole of the first two weeks is something else. The adrenaline rush you experience while waiting outside before your first spele saal session as a HK is too incredible to put into words, I think the HK’s experience more angst than the blougatte do. You picture yourself eyeballing and harassing the first red-and-white clothed figure you stumble unto after slamming the door behind you as hard as you can...untill you walk straight into Corné Eigelaar and Edrich de Wet, the two biggest men this side of Merriman road. But you swallow that lump and tune them anyway, because you know they’re more scared of you than what you are of them. Trying to install the idea of “nugget” and “inisiatief” amongst the bloues pays of its reward when you hear all the stories going around the res of what Blougat got up to the previous night. The life-size Fleur de Lis on Irene’s voorstoep and the blougat-prints on Sonop’s eetsaal windows will make awesome fireside stories one day. An even better story is going to be the “Case of the failed cow robbery”. I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard that two blougatte were arrested after being caught in Die Laan, by USBD, with a full grown jersey cow following the not so discreet livestock thieves. Trying to keep hundreds of people away from Blougat during Met is an arduous task, especially now, after three weeks, that Blougat has become a part of you and you start to crave the climbing of the mountain as much as the Blougatte do. When standing on top of the highest free standing mountain in the world for the last time you can’t help but shed a tear and wish that you were up here as a Blougat again, having your whole Simon life ahead of you, which will contain the best of times and the hardest of times (telling your dad you failed Fin Rek). Standing on top of the mountain with a brother is even better, especially if you know your dad has been up here too, and you can only hope that the younger one will perfect the art of Simon life and not get ‘asked to leave’ like the old man was, or ‘asked to stay’ on account of the academics as I was. Simonsberg’s first three weeks are the best of the year, and the first year is the best of your life. Watching from the eyes of a HK is just as rewarding. Seeing one of your bloues playing first team rugby or jamming it up in the club is better than any spele saal session. SIMON HAAL n e l h ä m r o h T n Jóhan Nadat ’n vergrootte Jool komitee in die tweede semester van verlede jaar gekies is, was dit gou duidelik dat Simon ’n krag sou wees om mee rekening te hou in Jool 2006, alhoewel die gees daaragter steeds behoue sou bly. Die feit dat ons dit saam met Monica sou aanpak, het die erns van die saak verder beklemtoon, aangesien hulle in 2005 ’n algehele tweede plek saam met Eendrag beklee het. Vanaf die eerste paar vergaderings, was dit gou duidelik dat Monica nie met minder as die beste tevrede sou wees nie. Die gees onder ons eie komitee was ook nie sleg nie, aangesien die manne wou wys dat Simon ook kan prestreer op dié gebied. Met Garth en Spook (Garth) aan die stuur van sake, was daar beslis ook nie ’n tekort aan geesdrif en leierskap nie. Nadat die algehele tema “What if/Wat as…” tydens die amptelike Jooltema-bekendstelling op 22 September verlede jaar bekend gemaak is, moes daar inderhaas deurnag aan ’n tema en plakkate gewerk word. Daar is besluit op “What if every day was Christmas…” as tema vir Simon en Monica, wat ook by die idee van omgee vir ander aangesluit het. Die inisiatief was ook om ons eie projek aan te pak, eerder as om al die geld wat ingesamel word vir MGD te skenk en sodoende as koshuispaar direk ’n verskil in mense se lewens te maak. Daar is besluit om Hoërskool Kylemore buite Stellenbosch se behoefte aan sportgeriewe te bevredig deur vir hulle ’n sportveld te bou en hiervoor sou ongeveer R 60 000 se fondse benodig word. Die intensiewe bemarkingsveldtog is afgeskop met ‘n “rooi” dag waartydens almal in die koshuis gevra is om rooi aan te trek ter ondersteuning daarvan. Dit was ook gedurende die vorige nag dat die Rooiplein figuurlik rooi geverf is. Oom Jan Marais het ‘n Simon/Monica hemp aangehad, plakkate en stickers is orals opgesit en rooi en wit tape is van lampaal na lampaal oor die Rooiplein gespan. Die eerste van ons fondsinsamelingsgeleenthede (sic - Ed) was die Walvisfees naweek na Hermanus wat meegemaak is deur ’n groepie ouens en meisies, bestaande uit ’n paar komiteelede en geesdriftige inwoners. Daar is in die Onruskaravaanpark in tente gebly, of eintlik natgereën, terwyl geld in Hermanus ingesamel is. Hier is nie net die eerste R12 000 vir Kylemore gemaak nie, maar daar is tyd saam met ons nuwe Jool metgeselle spandeer en sodoende kon ons mekaar beter leer ken. ’n Spesiale kinder kersfeespartytjie is ook vir kinders van Vlottenburg primêr op die Withuis se gras gehou as deel van die tema: kersfees en omgee. Komiteelede het die oggend saam met die kinders deurgebring waar daar speletjies gespeel, persente uitgedeel, en lekkers geëet is. Persente is deur ons eie kersvader, “groot Hennie Stut”, uitgedeel en die smeulende Zuraida Jardine van 5fm het ook haar verskyning gemaak as deel van haar betrokkenheid by liefdadigheid. Sy het ons ook van verdere publisiteit verskaf deurdat sy lugtyd aan ons bedrywighede op haar radio program afgestaan JOOL PODIUM het. Die Currie-Beker semi-finaal teen die Vrystaat verlede jaar op Nuweland was ook as fondsinsamelingsgeleentheid gebruik deurdat daar die oggend voor die wedstryd in die omliggende gebied geld ingesamel is. Hier is ongeveer R4 000 gemaak en daarna is die wedstryd as koshuispaar aanskou, waar ons ook ’n plakaat gehad het om ons teenwoordigheid verder te beklemtoon. Fondse is ook verskeie Saterdae gedurende die tweede semester ingesamel om by te dra tot ons algehele projek. Simon het ook ’n ernstige Jool toer in die Desember vakansie, vanaf die 14de tot 22ste, onderneem. Dit is afgeskop deur geld by die Tygervallei robotte in te samel vir die eerste twee dae en by Chris te oornag. Daarna is die pad kuslangs gevolg waar Hermanus, Hartenbos, George, Mosselbaai en Jeffreys onder andere besoek is. Fondse insamel was egter nie die enigste prioriteit nie. Die toer het ook vir baie opwinding en nuwe vrienskappe gesorg, aangesien Clifton en De Dekke op Groot-Brak ook onder andere besoek is. Die tema van omgee vir ander is ook op die toer voortgesit deur besoeke by hospitale in George en Mosselbaai af te lê. Verskeie kersfees partytjies is ook op toer gehou, waartydens persente aan behoeftiges uitgedeel is. Daar is altesaam ’n enorme R62 000 op toer ingesamel, waar R30 000 in die verlede as goed beskou was. Blougat het ook sy kant gebring voor hy Die Berg geklim het, wat fondse betref, deur saam met Monica eerste jaars ’n groot bydra tot ons algehele totaal te maak deur op twee verskillende Saterdae fondse in te samel. Komiteelede was ook al reeds ’n paar dae voor Blougat se aankoms besig om voorbereidings vir Vensters ens te tref. Die tema vir Vensters was “Vice Versa, what if we were all the same?” en daarom is ’n storielyn van ryk en arm wat langs mekaar, maar steeds verby mekaar leef geskets waarin die uiteinde is dat hulle eintlik meer in gemeen het as wat hulle dink. Sodoende is die idee van omgee en liefde ook verder benadruk. Vlotte het ook vir iets unieks gesorg, aangesien ons vlot vol persente gepak was en die eerstejaars persente uitgedeel het in plaas daarvan om net blik te skud. Die algehele somtotaal van ons poging saam met Monica was ongeveer R151 000, waarvan R51 000 aan MGD gegaan het en die res ten bate van ons Kylemore projek. Dus het Simonsberg en Monica hulle van ’n toegeruste sportveld voorsien waarop hulle nou smiddae sport kan beoefen. As gevolg van die sukses van fondsinsamelings, is Kylemore nie net van ’n sportveld voorsien nie, maar ook ’n bykomende toeskouerspawiljoen en ’n groentetuin. Die lang verwagte Joolbal was op 17 Maart gehou, waartydens die uitslae van Jool 2006 bekend gemaak sou word. Nadat ons in verskeie afdelings tweede en derde plekke behaal het, is ons bekroon met ’n skitterende algehele derde plek, iets waarop ons beslis baie trots kan wees. Simonsberg het verder ook ’n spesiale toekenning ontvang vir die beste verbeterde poging tydens Jool 2006. Dit was hiermee dus duidelik dat Simon in die toekoms ’n krag sal wees om mee rekening te hou en met die resultaat is verder beklemtoon dat mens gees kan hê en terselfdertyd steeds kompeterend kan meeding. Garth sal in 2007 weer die leisels neem wanneer die Jooltyd begin en hiérdie keer weet ons ons sal met ten minste ’n trappie of twee opskuif wanneer 2007 se wenners aangekondig word. Forgotten Memoirs and Matt Sterne & MacDev With the help of Millers, 180 cases of beer was sold and probably drunk on the day of the met. I blame them, and only them, for my memory being lost to that day, I also lost my army helmet, if anyone happened to find it. But allow us to start at the beginning. One very hectic week before the met itself the met golf day was held at the Strand golf course. It was a sunny day with little wind which aided many of the novice golfers as they tried their utmost to put in respectable performances. As the ultimate goal of sinking the ball slowly warped into not losing the ball, the Klipdrift watering hole at the end of the fourth was not so much welcome, but seen as more of an oasis of sorts to some who by that stage had already come to terms with how the rest of the day was heading. The watering holes strategically placed every three or four holes added an extra aspect to the game and not all of the golfers actually managed the seemingly impossible task of completing all the holes. Brandy induced Happy Gilmore drives were the main attraction at the latter holes. All in all it was a successful day, where we walked away with blisters, rashes, strained back muscles, sun burn and an oath to never play that stupid game again. I look forward to next year though, where I have made a promise to myself to actually finish at least one hole. On the Wednesday of the Met week, the Met Fashion Show was held at Cancune. With the twelve finalists sauntering around in clothes which were made purely for sauntering around in, and blougatte acting as our personal waiters it was always going to go well. Ettiene van Wyk and Harry Steyn had the privilege of acting as MC’s for the evening as they got the crowd going with polite banter and prizes. One of which was a bottle of Nordic Ice which was thrillingly downed on reception by a thirsty member of the crowd. Some extra entertainment was offered in the form of a few second years who had the opportunity to perform a couple of acoustic songs to the delight of their supporters. The fashion show itself was a relaxed affair as the girls showed off what the crowd had come to see, and the scene was set for a grand finale, as the Met day loomed ever closer. The Met day was, on all accounts, a rather energetic affair. The stands were well filled, the course distinctly barn-esque, and the Blougatte less than diplomatic in their guard. While there were a good few scuffles – euphemisms are fun – as well there must be, and while by and by the atmosphere of harmony and sobriety was competently dispelled, folks had a jolly old time. True artistry and innovation was exhibited by the various floors, in the form of their stalls, and the creative genius came together quite nicely - a costume ball on a battlefield. Though the actual stands were only completed, for the most part, on the Met day itself, plans and designs are said to have been in development since the late 1980s. Though consistent efforts were made to inform all, for some reason both SB and SBA I refused to apply a theme to their stall, instead going as is – a state of affairs that many mistook to be an ingenious representation of the Hartenbos atmosphere. SBA II succeeded in the ‘you don’t want to let your daughter near me…or your son, for that matter’ look, displaying an all too convincing “Prison Break” theme, complete with electric (read ‘funneling’) chair and fencing. SBA III provided a nuanced and well-structured critical commentary on the violence inherent within human nature, cleverly disguised with plastic guns and guerilla-looking war paint, and exhibited absolutely no irony at all in their display of the American flag. SB III, gripped by the delusion that they were on a remote desert island, constructed a ship in which to escape. However, infighting and mutiny produced a series of squabbles, and upon finding some rum they decided that only the Simonsberg Stallion ridiculous folk would try and escape without at least an outboard motor of some sort, and so they resigned themselves to saying ‘arrr’ and mimicking the Pirates of the Caribbean. There was a brief moment when people began to panic for the sudden appearance of the Republican Party, but fears were allayed when SB II revealed their ‘caveman’ theme. The blougatte emerged from their proverbial bootcamp in fine form, sporting the latest in horse protection technology. Some dispute arose here and there, as the crowd attempted time and time again to alert said blougatte to the troublesome appearance of a wasp on the inside of the track – unfortunately, they refused to listen, and took the enthused pointing as a threatening gesture…thankfully, the wasp did not strike. Some attribute the ever-present concentration of blougatte around SBA II’s position to quarrelsome behaviour on the latter’s part. This is, in fact, a misconception. As it so happened, many of the first years were allied in kin with many of those in SBA II and III, and in their custom affection is shown by throwing punches and breaking bones – many are single. The Met girls, all there for their boundless personality and academic prowess, engaged in fine silent debates on issues such as skirt height and sultry stares, and both scholars in the audience were duly impressed. The winner was rewarded with her freedom. Rumour has it there were horse races as well, but accounts vary. André van Zyl Die Met - ’n naam wat baie diep in enige Simonsberger se hart lê. Mens sal dink dat na drie jaar se betrokkenheid by enige Stellenbosch funksie ’n mens redelik oor dit sal wees. As dit egter by die legendariese en unieke Metropolitan van die enigste manskoshuis op Stellenbosch kom, is dit baie ver van die waarheid! Hierdie was my derde jaar aan die bestuur van Simon se Met (die enigste Met) en beter raak dit net elke jaar. Miskien is dit daardie swart en geel hings wat menigte meisies op Stellenbosch se hart laat smelt, of dalk ons twee legendariese fotograwe (lang Hennie en Roberto Carlos) direk ingevoer van die loopplanke van Milaan, wat die meisies soos supermodelle laat voel het. Ons groterige slet het haar ook nie laat terughou nie en bewys dat jy hoef nie deur ’n ring te pas om te kan “operate” by die Met nie. Ek was hierdie jaar bevoorreg genoeg om die beste wingman te hê - afkomstig van Planet Fitness – ou Steroid Steve Granite Morgan. Ons het baie goed saamgewerk en saam die sukses van Met 2006 bepaal. Stevo – jy is ’n legend! Ek kan ook nie my komiteelede vergeet nie, julle het bewys dat julle jul enige dag aan die topbestuur van Simon kan laat geld. Wat maak ’n Met suksesvol? Die meisies moet dit geniet en ten minste 75% moet besef dat daar net een manskoshuis op Stellenbosch is. Hierdie is iets wat sterk in die weegskaal was nadat ek my 11 uur aandklok reël ingebring het en my komitee my met baie skewe oë aangekyk het. Nogtans dink ek het ons groot sukses hier behaal. Dan moet die manne van Simon en die old boys dit geniet en gelukkig wees, so dus hang dit van (jou naam) af. Laastens moet die HK-lid gelukkig wees – DIT WAS EEN VAN MY HOOGETUPUNTE OP STELLENBOSCH. Hoe kan dit anders wees as jy werk met 43 jaar se gees en tradisie en e-mails van reg oor die wêreld ontvang om sterkte toegewens te word! Simon, dankie vir die geleentheid! “The Simonsberg Metropolitan – Some legends can never be tamed”. Nóg ’n groot kuier... Die afgelope jaar het Simonsberg ’n paar interessante en ook ’n paar baie droë funksies gehad waar daar ’n ander meisieskoshuis betrokke was. Ons het begin met ’n karaoke aand saam met die dames van Aristea in Cancune Lounge. Hoe minder ons van daardie aand sê hoe beter. Om die minste te sê was dit ’n groot mislukking. Teen die tyd wat die handjievol Simon-manne wat opgedaag het daar aangekom het, was net die HK van Aristea nog daar. Ek dink hulle behoort hulle te skaam! Die prys vir die grootste mislukte poging tot ’n skakeling in 2006 gaan definintief aan ons geliefde en beminde JOOL “partners” vir 2007, Nerina. Die HK het dit goed gedink om die meisies van Nerina oor te nooi vir ons hele Simonstock week, ons het gereken dit sal goed wees as almal mekaar leer ken voor ons met die grootste poging tot JOOL in 51 jaar van die koshuis se geskiedenis vorendag gaan kom. Die grootste teleurstelling hier was ongetwyfeld die Vrydagaand se acoustic klubaand met die tema “James Bond vs Charlie’s Angels.” As James Bond homself nou al ooit bat gekry het was dit daardie aand. Ten spyte van die feit dat Standi en Baba die meisies persoonlik gaan toespreek het by hulle huisvergadering om hulle nou mooi te verduidelik van die partytjie en al die voordele wat daaraan verbonde is vir almal, het daar toe sowaar ongeveer tien meisies opgedaag. In plaas daarvan dat James Bond stylvol aan sy Martini staan en teug en probeer om op ’n gesofistikeerde manier met ’n aantreklike meisie wat hom baie aan Cameron Diaz laat dink te gesels, het die ongeveer 150 aspirant-Bonds toe maar weer van al hulle inhibisies ontslae geraak en uit volle bors saam met Jasper Wickens en Ivan Hobbs die musiek van Billy Joel en Johnny Cash gesing. Minus 20 smoegpunte vir julle Nerina! Voor jy nou jou kop in skaamte laat sak oor al die hartseer feite hierbo genoem: Daar was darem ook ’n paar hoogtepunte. Die meisies van Heemstede het vir ons gevra om in ons klub te kom skakel in die derde kwartaal en was dit nou vir jou ’n groot sukses?! Toe die aand die punt bereik waar die Heemsteders uit die kudu-horing begin funnel, het die ouens besluit dat as hulle nie vinning weer op die kuierwa spring nie, dié klomp trou-vrouens hulle onder die mat sal inkuier! Die tema vir die aand was “teachers and schoolgirls” en die meisies het ’n mens sommer laat terug verlang graad sewe toe aan daardie oulike juffrou wat vir jou musiek gegee het, of die tyd toe korter skoolrompies (en as gevolg hiervan, langer lippe), in die mode begin raak het op die hoërskool se pouse uitstappies… Wat ander sosiale geleenthede betref was daar deur die jaar twee Fleur de Lis-funksies deur die Senaat aangebied waar al die ouer manne en “old boys” bietjie bymekaar gekom het in die Fleur de Lis. Behalwe vir die kragonderbreking tydens die eerste funksie wat gelei het tot groot finansiële verliese vir die Senaat, het alles verder glad verloop. Die Senaat het ook ’n suksesvolle Winterbal aangebied in die derde kwartaal waar daar tot in die vroeë oggendure gedans was in die tv-kamer van die Senaat wat spesiaal ingerig was vir die geleentheid. Die meisies het pragtig gelyk in hulle aandrokkies en die aand was ’n groot sukses. Die sosiale veld sal altyd bekend wees as Simonsberg se mees beroemde slagveld, en hiérdie jaar sal defnintief as niks anders onthou word. Wanneer dit S-en O vorm tyd raak in die jaar bewys dié feit homself altyd reg. ...en ’n braai of twee Dewald “Ou Blou” van der Berg Saterdag 30 September was een van die hoogtepunte op die Senaat se kalender…dit was weer tyd vir die legendariese jaarlikse krokodilspit. Hoekom die manne, wat die hele storie ’n paar jaar terug begin het nou besluit het om ’n krokdil te spit, sal net hulle weet. Die Senaat van 2006 moes uit die aard van die saak sorg dat die unieke tradisie voortgesit word, maar hoe nou gemaak as jy nie ’n krokodil in die hande kan kry nie? Erger nog, wie wil nou eintlik die ding eet as hy nou klaar gespit is!? Die Senaat het besluit dat spit sal ons spit, maar net iets anders as ’n krokodil. Groot Hennie van Staden was die man wat tot die Senaat se redding gekom het. Soos elke man wat van Nelspruit af kom betaam, het die ou grote bietjie gaan jag die winter en ’n mooi vlakvarkie platgetrek. Die vark is sommer vooraf gerook ook net om seker te maak en toe met ’n groot poging van Nelspruit tot hier in die Kaap gebring, waar Pumba toe nog ’n paar maande in ’n klub se vrieskas deurgebring het in afwagting op sy groot dag. Stefan “Bladskoot” Erasmus het toe ook in die Septembervakansie gou vir ons ’n springbokkie in die hande gekry, net jammer die hele voorkwart was weggeskiet met iets soortgelyk aan ’n Lee-Metford van ouds. Die aand voor die braai het Pyp en sy handlangers gou vir ons ’n spit geprakseer, en tot ons almal se verbasing het die patent die hele braai oorleef. Saterdagoggend is die vure vroeg opgesteek en teen eenuur se kant is die bok en die vark toe op die spit gesit. Oupa du Toit het so tussen die laaste Curriebeker wedstryde van die seisoen deur vir ons ’n pot pap aanmekaar geslaan en teen ses-uur was die vark en die bok toe bedien aan ’n klomp baie honger manne. Die springbok was vir Mike “Porra” Sequiera so lekker dat hy toe sommer aan die vergruisde blaaie begin eet het toe die res van die bok op was. Nie dat hy op daardie stadium die verskil sou agterkom nie… Langarm en kort glase Erald Smith Die Simonsberg Met, Simonstock en die Simonsberg Huisdans is seker die drie grootste gebeurtenisse op die Simonsberg jaarkalender tussen al die ander partytjies. Soos elke jaar het al die manne en hul metgeselle (slegs metgesel in teorie want die wyn laat die manne maar later rondwyk) na die stadsaal geruis vir nog ’n lekker makietie in die stampvol sosiale jaar. Die aand van die Huisdans word gekenmerk deur eet, dans en partytjie uit die boonste rakke en al was Simonstock slegs ’n week later, was die manne nie bang om groot te gaan en die gevaar van ’n week-lange na-dors, wat hul amper permanent uit aksie kan stel, in die gesig te staar. Een ding wat dié jaar vir my uitgestaan het is die meisies. Hulle was pragtig! Ek was al by ’n hele paar huisdanse in my twee en ’n half jaar op die Bos, maar die girls was besonders mooi dié jaar. Die mooiste nog. Well done ouens! Hopelik het elke date dit veilig tot by die huis gemaak aangesien dit nooit ’n prioriteit van sekere van die manne is na so paar glase wyn...en so paar sambuccas. Oor die algemeen is die twee belangrikste “afdelings” in enige manskoshuis baie wyn en genoeg kos. By dameskoshuise aan die ander kant is dit die dekor waarvoor al die kaartjie-gelde gaan...wat ’n waste! Hierdie jaar het ek en Sterrie ietsie anders probeer deur ’n buffet vir die manne te hou. Tannie Isabel het haar goed van haar taak gekwyt, want die kos was uit die boonste rakke en glo dit of nie maar daar het selfs amper kos oorgebly. Maar dis nie die belangrikste ding gewees nie, wat egter van belang is is dat die Withuis se manne reeds voor elfuur 400 bottels wyn op hul kop laat staan het, maar steeds krag gehad het om na die cash bar te drom. Weereens well done ouens! Ek en Sterrie het dit ook goedgedink om ietsie ekstra buiten ’n glas as herdenking vir die ouens te gee. Ons het ’n DVD oor Simonsberg gemaak en dit as ’n spesiale gedenking vir elke ou gegee. Die terugvoer oor die algemeen is dat die ouens dit love, veral die deel waar JW homself uitlaat oor sy klein glipsie van die tong agter die senaat se bar. Dankie aan almal wat betrokke was by die vervaardiging van die meesterstuk wat ons almal eendag vir ons kinders en kleinkinders kan wys. Ek wil net baie dankie sê vir mede-organiseerder en vriend, Sterrie a.k.a Die Ghoen. Baie dankie vir al jou hulp en insette. Sonder jou kon die dans geensins so ’n groot sukses gewees het nie en jou langarm moves inspireer elke jaar meer en meer ouens om hulle by die Maties Dance Society aan te sluit. Ek hoop dat julle die Simonsberg Huisdans van 2006 vir ewig sal onthou vir die spesiale rede wat dit ook al mag wees. Ek hoop die aangeleentheid het die verhoudings met jou vriende en jou “date” net sterker gemaak. Voorspoed vir die manne wat dit volgende jaar gaan aanpak en sterkte met die vroeg-oggend skoonmaak! ’n Finale woord net aan Mnr Jadezweni. Dit was Meneer se eerste een by Simon en ek hoop Meneer het dit geniet en dat Meneer nog vele meer met ons sal deel (net as daar Mandoza gespeel word! – red.). Things Change... matthew sterne Things change. From first year to second year is a big change. At first, however, there are only minor changes. A few of us were kicked out of res due to the intoxicating student life and DC++. Our group dynamic took a new form, and some were keen to grow up. The seniors that we used to have a few drinks with had moved on to new places, and of course a new Senaat and HK set a new trend in our leaders. There were new roommate combinations and most of us were living in a new part of res. Then there was the small aspect of one hundred strangers invading our home. Jool and the new Blougatte were so disorientating that only after the Met did things start to resemble reality. Slowly we adapted into second year and let go of the dream of being in first year forever. Well, at least some of us did. There were a fighting few of us (and still are) that would not accept that we were a year older and our escapades were clutching at being young forever. Then there was the increased workload, which was more irritating than the blonde kid that lives under the braai and always wants to play sport with us. This posed the question of how much we were willing to work compared to how much we were required to. Slowly our priorities changed and we realised that even if we didn’t want to we also had to change. If the guys who left res after only one year did anything, it was to show that we actually aren’t invincible as first year antics might suggest. They made us value our friends more, and our place in Simonsberg. The guys in relationships showed that girls are good for more than just handing out rugby jerseys. Weekend getaways became more enticing, as was going to different places as opposed to just De Lapa and Terrace. Afrikaans Aand in Nubar, however, proved a little too different. The introduction to the year was a challenge in the sense that we needed a new mentality, a second year mentality, but some of us were just not ready to change. We missed that novel high from being a first year and the freedom of using that as the perfect excuse for almost anything; “Hey, I’m first year, I didn’t know!” Walking out in a crowd dominating a bar put us in a place that can be blamed for the feeling of youthful immortality. We slowly realized that our time is running out, and that we in fact can’t stay young forever. Sooner or later it will all be gone. At first I was a little resentful of how things had changed, why couldn’t things just stay the same? But then I realised it wasn’t worse, it was just different. In fact, in many ways it was better. Our best nights aren’t dancing with random girls in Cancune but Klubaands where the Sambuca flows and doesn’t get closed at eleven by Moses. From knowing a few seniors, we not only got to know them more but from these casual acquaintances came friends. The one hundred intruders stealing our thunder proved to be just as cool as we thought we were. Great to have a drink with, fun to have a laugh with and not that bad at introducing us to first year girls either. If friendships blossomed in first year they ripened in second year. From trusting a guy to buy your booze at the drankwinkel it developed into trusting him with advice on your future, girls and whether or not to take a bet involving Sharks, Province and ear piercing. Some things we did more and some things we did less. For me, I started passing my course less and spending more time in the Irie Bar – I have promised myself there wasn’t a connection. It is often said that people go to university to find themselves, well I think many of us have lost ourselves. We have gotten caught up in the whirlwind life in Stellenbosh and forgotten about what is most important. What counters that is the fact that we leave with memories and friends that will support us until we eventually do find our true path. It has been a year full of development and many memories worth remembering. I will always remember Jan van der Merwe speaking English the way everyone should, Sterrrie being the most corrupt umpire possible – I will never forgive him. I will always remember the Drinkstitution, all those fishbowls, and downing champion Rob Grant. I will always remember studying B-Commpletely drunk, having the best kamermaat possible, a Namibian in a corridor of Souties, the time bomb and the broken fountain. I will always remember the small things. I will always remember Clark Kent, THE food fight, the spele-saal and Frans vs. Conrad. I will always try to forget Pig. I will always remember how we all got by with a little help from our friends. What I would like you to remember is this. Always remember that today is the tomorrow we so longed for yesterday! Simonstock Andri Stander Some say that music has always been the method of soothing the savage beast. Whoever said this must have either been born deaf, or stays in Majuba, where the number one downloaded song over the past eight years has been “As long as you love me” by the Backstreet Boys. In Simonsberg, music was designed to stir a certain emotion in us that slowly twists and turns until, after a certain number of beer slammers and blue sambucas, it bursts out in a rage of fury and screams for attention. Attention from those around you, and from yourself. Whether it be “June Afternoon” in the club, “Op ’n Stasie” in the showers or “T.N.T.” on a roadtrip on the R62, music in Simonsberg has always defined that certain emotion that we struggle to explain. At a certain point during the year a number of Simon boys get together to entertain their fellow inwoners with their own inspiring renditions of some of their own favourite songs and also those that have crept their way into the hearts of so many party lovers in Die Withuis. For those who might not know what Simonstock is, ie. some of the older Old Boys and those inwoners who still struggle to find the res late at night on their way back from the bib or wherever it is that the sluipers gather, I will quickly describe it in a brief couple of words: Six years ago one of the HK’s, bless his soul whoever he might be, decided to host a small internal event where bands and individual acts from within res can strut their stuff on a mu- sical stage in front of the whole res. Guys were given the opportunity to either form bands or play solo acoustic sets on the front of the lawn while the rest of the res would listen (sometimes) and either quietly or loudly party the night away, depending on your taste of music and mood. Over the next couple of years the idea of Simonstock has developed into the event that we know it as today. Last year it was decided that the line up of acts was too long and that the Saturday night slot would struggle to host all the talent. Another factor was the differing moods that acoustic acts and hard rock acts would entice. Due to this the new Simonstock Simonsberg week format was installed that would see the acoustic and hard rock acts being seperated into a Friday night acoustic event in the club and the hard rock bands being hosted on the front lawn.This would ultimately result in the weekend long rage fest that we know as Simonstock. Excitement brewed in res for a good couple of weeks over the always anticipated weekend and, even though the huisdans was held a mere week earlier, no-one showed any fear of the big party that the impending festival would bring. Everyone with any music talent started practising during the holidays to sharpen up on those difficult chords and high notes so as not to embarass themselves in front of the biggest crowd that most of the Simon muso’s would ever perform to. With all the acts ready and some late band entries popping up at the last minute, everything was set for the longest weekend on the Simonsberg calender. Raging On! Thursday kicked of with the interfloor down-downs in Denim and Diamonds, with the Jesse Jordan band entertaining the crowed, that was slowly edged toward the mellow side during the Down-downs, to some classic favourites. Friday night was once again to play host to the Acoustic night in the club, where the number of James Bond and 007 villian-impersonators would spend the night singing along to a number of great acoustic versions of Johnny Cash, Jethro tull and George Michael, while burning Nerina for their lack of presence. Manny Walters swore that his and Dré’s version of “Faith”, the number one hit from the above mentioned pop idol, was not his way of announcing to the world that he has come out of the closet. Manny and Dré once again managed to get the Simon faithful into an uproar over their sing-along tunes. Paul McIntosh was happy to open the night with some well polished personal compositions and your’s trully also enjoyed his twosong set. Slagyster’s own blougat, Nel Schoeman gave a very spiritual performance while Kaalvoet Jannie and Anthon played a number of their well-known Afrikaans covers. The favourite act of the night was undoubtedly Ivan Hobbs and Jasper Wickens’ travelling blues and folk set. The crowd shouted and screamed and actually managed to encore them into performing some songs twice! The evening was successfully closed off by the man with the smile, Rentzke Smook, on the acoustic and vocals with Nicolaas “Snor” Mouton hitting the lead with beautiful precision. The Saturday, once again, was the epitome of absolute chaos! The evening went pear shaped after Manny and Dré and Slagyster started off the evening on a rustige note. Unfortunately, due to some technical problems, Harry and Ettienne’s crew failed to get through all their songs, but those that they did manage to squeeze in before each power trip was mesmerising. De Kazzinz and Die George-nommerplate gave a good forty minute set each of real warm up and sing-along tunes that greased up the elbows, throats and mosh-legs for what was to come. Uys’ lingering rendition of “Comedown” still rings with great satisfaction in my ears to this day. Die Stander Gang kicked off the chaos for the evening with some loud stuff from the Nudies, AC/DC and Incubus while Man Bear Pig kept the punks happy until Saad van die Willehond could stamp their cult status on The Stock for another year with their own Metallica vibe and goosebumpy version of Foo Fighters’ ‘My Hero”. The biggest tragedy since the flood of Laingsburg in 1980 hit when the police arrived at 24:00 and pulled the plug on what was another successful Saturday night. The new installment for this year was the spiritual musical huiskerk in the eetsaal on sunday morning. Former Plush frontman, Rory Eliot, gave an incredible testimony to his life and topped it off with six great songs that had some people (myself) close to tears. Thanks to Baba for helping out again in making The Stock the greatest musical event on campus and good luck for Manny and Dré for next year! sport INTERVLOERBEKER KRY EERSTE BAAS andri stander Vir die eerste keer in menigte jare het die manne van Simonsberg mekaar behoorlik aangevat in ’n intervloer kompetisie. Die intervloerkompetisie staan van hiérdie jaar af as die “Simonstock Challenge” bekend en ’n amptelike trofee is ook vir die eerste keer in werking geneem. Die ou Huis Ten Bosch trofee, wat sekerlik van tevore aan die beste busdrywer op Stellenbosch oorhandig is, wat op die rak in die eetsaal gestaan het, is ge-“polish” en ingestel as die beker waarvoor die erg-kompeterende vloere voor sou baklei. Die verskeie velde waar die vloere mekaar sou aanpak is egter in ’n nightclub, die spele saal, die club en op die voorgras, waar SBA I, II en III, SB I, II en III, die Senaat en die HK mekaar gepak het in down-downs, poker, darts, tafeltennis, krieket en lawn boules. Die naweek van Simonstock is van verlede jaar af as die amptelike intervloer-naweek opsy gesit en hiérdie jaar is die grootskaalse intense koshuis-kompetisie weereens aan die brand gesteek. Hierdie jaar is die wenners van elke byeenkoms deur ’n reeks uitkloprondtes besluit, waar spanne, as hulle die eerste rondte oorleef, na die halfeindrondte en uiteindelik die finaal deurdring om teen die opponente van die ander helfte van die uitkloprondtes te staan te kom. Die wenners van elke kompetisie het nege punte ontvang, naaswenners het sewe punte, halfeindrondte- verloorders het vyf punte ontvang en die spanne wat in die eerste rondte verloor het, het elkeen drie punte ontvang. Donderdagaand 10 Augutus het die eerste byeenkoms in dié glorieryke kompetisie gesien met die intervloer Down-downs in Denim & Diamonds. Behalwe vir die belaglike pryse by die bar het die kompetisie sonder enige moeilikhede voortgegaan. SB II het ligte werk gemaak van hulle pad na die finaal waar hulle ’n ondersterk Senaat-span gemaklik geklop het. Met SB II en die Senaat wat baie sterk gelyk het met die naweek wat voorlê kon enige iets nog gebeur. SB I het gesorg vir die grootste verrassing van die naweek deur die Senaat in die finaal van die krieket te klop. Die manne van die “dark side” het die wenlopies gemoker met slegs een paaltjie en ’n paar balle oor. Richard Bruiners het gewys hoekom hy een van die grotes is in die tafeltenniswêreld deur vir SB II dié titel in te ryg deur vir Chris Laubscher van die HK in die finaal te klop. Die HK het weer sterk voorgekom deur hul deelname en verowering van die darts-kompetisie. Stephen Morgan en Sterrenberg Horn het dié titel voor die neuse van die SB III span weggeraap en nog baie wardevolle punte ingeryg. In die Poker is die wenner met agt punte vereer, terwyl die tweede plek sewe punte sou verseker en die derde plek ses punte ens. SB III het met die louere in die Poker- afdeling weggestap na ’n paar ure se aggresiewe “eye-balling”, “poker faces” en “bluffs”. Chris Laubscher van die HK het weereens uitgestaan met sy tweede plek en SB II het hulle plek bo aan die leër sterk ingestaan met hul sewe punte in derde plek. Die jaarlikse potjiekoskompetisie, al is dit nie deel van die vloerkompetisie nie, is met sweet en baie ure op die voorgras uitgekook. Oupa Joe du Toit se pot is as die beste een gekroon en Spyker en Henna se seekospot, en Kasper van Rooyen en Mico Stander se Oxtail is as naaswenners bekroon. Voor die Lawn Boules was SB II in eerste plek met 32 punte, die HK in tweede plek met 29, SB III in derde met 26, SBA II en die Senaat gesamentlik in vierde met 22, SBA I in sesde met 20, en SB I en SBA III aan die houtlepel-end met 19 en 16 onderskeidelik. Dus was dit tussen SB II en die HK om weg te stap met die eerste Simonstock Challenge-trofee met die Lawn Boules wat wink. Ongelukkig was dit SB II se eerste rondte uitskakeling in dié byeenkoms, en die HK se deelname in die finaal, wat verseker het dat hulle nie in eerste plek sou wegstap nie. Die HK het wel nie geseëvier in die finaal nie maar ’n tweede plek was genoeg om hulle as algehele wenners te kroon! Dié byeenkoms was ’n groot sukses en kan net verbeter soos Simonstock ouer en meer populêr raak! Good luck vir Manny en Dré wat die leisels gaan neem vir 2007 en hopelik net kan verbeter op ’n geesvolle event! SIMON RUGBY 2006: I think that about 200 Simonsbergers were at the point of taking their first drag of the victory cigar two minutes before the end of the Simon rugby season. The fat lady, who was warming up her voice, was forced to sit and wait a little bit longer for her final encore. But then just as we thought we were gonna make our first Sauer final in a very long time (I purposefully didn’t put a numerical value as it was very long ago!), the thirds were on the brink of taking their final, and the seconds were two minutes from glory…everything came down as if the final curtain was weighed down with two and a half tons of bricks and the whole Simon season crashed in a matter of three gruelling games in four days. Simonsberg rugby experienced one of the biggest revivals in recent rugby memory, equal to that of the Nick Mallet era, or the first year of Jake White’s regime. To mention the least, we were dismall over the last couple of years: the firsts always threw away matches in the second half, the seconds…well…didn’t really exist. The thirds and fourths did well, considering they played with all the second team players. In 2006 we saw a change that made everyone proud to be a Simonsberg rugby supporter again. a couple of great wins, including an 11-0 washing of Derby foes, Willows, set the pace for a good season. The first team contested one of the toughest Sauer league seasons in a long time, with the new rules not making it much easier on the guys, and still managed to claim a semi final spot on the last day of league clashes, by beating Majuba 9-3 and steering into one of two open spots that were contested for by five teams. It was the type of situation that one of the South African sides always faces in the Super 14: We had to win, while this team had to lose to that one without conceding a bonus point and the other had to gain a bonus point without winning thereby aiding the other team that had to draw and score three tries in the process. Make sense? Doesn’t matter, we made it to the semis! Everyone was pumped. It was the big Monday, Sauer semi finals day, and we were ready to step into the spotlight again. Facing a very strong Huis Marais team was going to be the toughest ask, but we knew we could take them. At half time we thought the contrary. With Huis Muis’ brand of counter attacking style rugby they weaved through and past us for two very good tries, but with great fighting guts and hard rugby we managed to claw our way into their half on numerous occasions. With things very close and looking as if it could still go either way, the 12 year old referee decided to take a ten minute water break with the clock still running. This time delay was crucial in the outcome of the game and with a last couple of penalties in the dying minutes and a 9-15 score line, we still had a great shot, but that small injury time prevailed, and we had to be happy with the semi final spot we fought so hard for. The third team showed exactly how the new laws should be played. A brand of running rugby was the order of the day for Oupa Joe, Jantjes and Pyp’s large squad of champagne players. Facing a mixed league of first, third, fourth and fifth teams wasn’t going to be easy, but a very CHUCK YOUR CIGAR good win in the last league day over Dagbreek ensured a semi final spot for the lads. A tough encounter against Metanoia’s first team ensued and a very early penalty was eventually the decider in this 3-0 win. The thirds now had to face league leaders, Eendrag, in the final. A very tough and lob sided battle persisted from the kick-off with Eendrag managing to take the lead and then stretching with a number of good attacking moves. A 17-3 lead, with ten minutes to go, never looked as if it would last and, with five minutes to go, this was proven right with a well worked Simon try. 17-10 was the scoreline and the boys in red were pushing at the Eendrag half with great fury and determination, but with the seconds ticking out, miss Godiva was once again going to sing her loud chorus to the exit of the second Simon team from their respective competition. The thirds were eventually crowned as champions due to Eendrag fielding a number of unregistered players, one of them being the current South African Universities fast bowler. (Wrong sport, we know, but in this league any South African colours count!). The second team, aka the Simon Barbarians, played a very entertaining brand of rugby during the season and set the third league alight with some blistering speed in the backs and great ball skills in the forwards. By claiming the first and second semester trophy, things looked set for a good season finish. A well coached and determined Helderberg team couldn’t stop the finesse of the Simon boys during the semi final and a final show down with league rivals, Dagbreek, was on the cards. With two previous losses against the Broederbond boys and the pressure of being the only Simon team left to still have a shot at winning their final, this was going to be super tough. The final saw probably the best game of the season, with some scintillating skills and two good tries setting the pace for a 12-10 scoreline with literally three minutes to go. Unfortunately a lack of discipline during the game and a series of high tackles forced the referee (the same 12 year old who sunk the firsts, aided by his 10 year old refereeing partner) to reach for a yellow card, and thus ultimately a penalty on the 22 in front of the sticks. (There is yet an encyclopedia to explain the reason for this law in the koshuis system). Two minutes from glory turned into a night of disaster as the 13-12 final score was enough to sink a whole season’s happiness…until the team sunk their first couple of post match beers in the club! To all the rugby players from the 2006 year: You guys gave Simonsberg a proud face again, not only on the rugby field, but everywhere on campus. Thank you to coach Danie de Villiers for your great vision in aiding us through the season and teaching the guys what good rugby is about. Thank you to all the inwoners for the great support and the friday afternoons in the club that got you oiled up for the ref slinging sessions during the season. Well done to all the guys for playing some great rugby and even though we didn’t get to smoke our cigars, we came a very long way. Trapkar gooi kole Diverse Sport Die kreiketseisoen kan beskryf word as een van verspeelde kanse. Die span het egter met tye gewys oor watter potensiaal hulle beskik. Die grootste deel van die seisoen is verlede jaar afgehandel, met slegs twee naweekliga-wedstryde, teen twee gunstellinge, Helshoogte en Wilgenhof, wat aan die begin van hiérdie plaasgevind het. Wilgenhof se boulaanval was veral vlymskerp en het hulle tot ’n gemaklike oorwinning gelei. The match against the eventual champions, Helshoogte, was an intense affair, with a lot of words exchanged in the middle. Simonsberg batted first and only managed to to put up 102, Simonsberg se trapkarspan het hierdie jaar besondere vindingrykheid getoon deur hul slim interpretasie van die reëls en die bou van ’n 2-man trapkar. Deur hul goeie vertoning is daar ’n positiewe bydrae gemaak tot Simonsberg se openbare beeld. Deur twee baie gawe borge van Eikestad motors, wat R2500 gegee het, en Rooftek, wat R1500 opgedok het, het Simonsberg hulself in verskeie podi- um-posisies ingejaag. Die senior span het die eerste-plek in die koshuis-kompetisie verower asook die Car-magazine-toekenning vir die mees innoverende kar. Simonsberg het ook met die prys vir die meeste gees en uithouvermoë weggestap. Simonsberg het die algehele vyfdeplek behaal vir ons verskeie prestasies gedurende die kompetisie. Krieket scoring encounter. Ons het egter ’n goeie oorwinning teen Kolonieshof gehad en hulle telling van 105 in 12 boulbeurte was nie genoeg nie aangesien ons dit in slegs 10 boulbeurte kon kafdraf. Simonsberg het hul seisoen goed af gesluit deur ’n reusagtige telling van 145 in ons 12 boulbeurte teen Goldfields te moker en hulle vir slegs 26 uit te boul. Johan Cronje especially impressed with his consistent batting throughout the season. I want to thank all the players for a very enjoyable season and hope next season will be even better. – Jacques Verreyne with Shane Turner the only player making a significant contribution. Our boys really turned on the heat in the bowling and fielding department, but unfortunately just fell short of a good win, losing by two wickets. Simonsberg did reasonably well in the 8-a-side league, finishing fourth in the pool. This was not bad, considering some matches had to be conceded. The side lost the match against Huis Marais in the final over during a high- Muurbal, Pluimbal en Tennisballe In die afgelope jaar het Simonsberg beide ’n A en ’n B span in die koshuis muurbal-liga ingeskryf. Betreffende die pluimbal, is Simonsberg slegs deur ’n B span verteenwoordig. Alhoewel die eindresultate van beide ons muurbal en pluimbal spanne nie Die Matie gehaal het nie, het ons A en B muurbal span onderskeidelik daarin geslaag om 5de te eindig op die punteleer. Wat egter vir Simonsberg van meer belang is, en waarop ons trots is, is dat beide die spanne al hulle wedstryde verteenwoordig, en ook met goeie sportmangees afgehandel het. Ons is trots daarop om te kan sê dat een van ons Simonsbergers, Francois le Roux, die Maties muurbalspanne verteenwoordig het gedurende die afgelope jaar. Simonsberg se deelname aan die 2006 tennis-liga het ongelukkig tot ’n einde gekom toe die span nie kon kwalifiseer vir die semi-finale nie. Al- hoewel ons gemengde sukses behaal het hiérdie jaar is die grootste positiewe punt dié dat ons moontlik twee spanne in die liga kan hê volgende jaar, aangesien die belangstelling baie groot was. Daar is ook ’n moontlikheid dat daar van volgende jaar af ook gemengde tennis gespeel gaan word en alle koshuise sal dan met hul Jool-vennote saamspan om verhoudings verder op die tennisbaan te verbeter! se Opmarsjaar Sokker Met slegs vier wedstryde oor in die seisoen het die Simon eerste sokkerspan reguit in die loop afgekyk van ’n moontlike gly na die tweede liga toe. Die span was in die tweede laaste posisie op die leër met slegs 6 ligapunte, nie as gevolg van ’n tekort aan gees of talent nie, maar die ongelooflike kompetisie in Maties sokker se Super Liga. Met vier harde wedstryde wat voorgelê het moes dié span ten minste twee wen uit die kragmetings teen Oude Molen, Libertas, Helshoogte en die US Staff. Die eerste stappie is suksesvol voltooi met ’n 4-0 afstoffing van die Oude Molen-elftal. Dinge het juis nie verder verbeter na ’n 5-0 loesing aan die hande van Libertas en ’n 2-1 nederlaag teen Helshoogte. Dus moes die Simon manne hul laaste wedstryd teen die US staff wen om seker te maak dat hulle in die liga bly. ’n Brawe en oortuigende stryd het die manne in wit en rooi verseker van ’n plek in die Super Liga volgende jaar met ’n 3-1 oorwinning. Net twee spelers verlaat die span aan die einde van die jaar en sal hopelik sorg vir ’n goeie en ervare span aanstaande jaar. Die 2e span het hierdie jaar ’n goeie algehele vierde plek in die tweede liga verower, waar al drie spanne bo hulle eerste spanne was. Die span het agt wedstryde gespeel deur die jaar, waarvan hulle 4 gewen, een gelykop gespeel en drie verloor het. Die eerstejaars in dié span moet veral bedank word vir die paar kere wat hulle vroeg wakker gemaak is om die span uit te help! Die Blougatte het ook aan die begin van die jaar na die six-a-side kompetisie se finaal deurgedring, waar hulle 2-1 teen Boland College verloor het, maar het geen doele in die wedstryde voor die finaal afgetsaan nie, wat ’n nuwe kompetisie-rekord is. Alle dank gaan aan Jermaine Rhoda wat dinge aan die gang gehou het en wat sokker meer van ’n identiteit in 2006 in die koshuis laat verower het. Tafeltennis Die tafeltennis was, in terme van belangstelling, defnintief hiérdie jaar Simonsberg se grootste groeiende sport. Dit is grootendeels te danke aan Richard Bruiners, die koshuis se tafeltennis-verteenwoordiger, wat verseker het dat die spelers altyd op datum was van wedstryde en ook almal ingelig gehou het van ontwikkelinge in dié koshuis-sport. Met dié groot belangstelling in die sport het dinge vlot verloop en Simonsberg se eerste en tweede spanne kon in die twee top ligas met redelike sukses Hockey Simon hockey started the year off on a bang when our first years and Summer League sides showed exactly why we are regarded as among the best hockey residences on campus. Our first years side was named the best team at the first years tournament having scored the most goals, and once again offered an abundance of talent in the form of new first year players who would eventually end up in the Maties setup. The Summer League side took the title again for the third year running, by beating Helderberg in the final by 2-0. speel. Die eerste span het ’n goeie seisoen ervaar en ’n paar baie goeie spelers is ontdek. Selfs ons eerste span rugby kaptein, Chris Laubscher, het sy staal op ’n nuwe manier in die spele saal gewys voor die tafeltennisblad. Dié span het hard geveg deur die seisoen en ’n algehele vyfde plek op die finale punteleër het veroorsaak dat ons die semi-finale net-net nie haal nie. Die tweede span het nóg ’n beter seisoen beleef deur die semi-finale te haal. Ongelukkig kon hulle nie hul momentum uit die ligarondtes deurstoot nie en het teen ’n sterk Dagbreek in die stof gebyt. Met die belangstelling wat elke jaar Seasoned Simon veterans like Malcolm Ratz showed why he is one of our best exports by scoring in another Summer League final. The Winter league did not share the same success and even though we got off to a great start we failed to carry the season through and a couple of draws and losses in the critical stage of the season cost us dearly. We managed to finish third with 28 points behind Stellenbosch Oaks II who had 31 points and Dagbreek II who finished second on 30 points. Out of the twelve games played we won four, drew four and lost four, thereby ending the season with a number of “what if’s?”, but doesn’t resist the guys from keeping their heads high with a good season performance. NAMENS al die Simonsberg sportklubs, die koshuis en die HK wil ons net dankie sê vir oom Douw Krugman en Cape Town Fish Market en hulle baie gawe borg wat hulle vir hiérdie jaar aan ons toegeken het. Sonder julle sou ons glad nie ons planne vir die jaar kon deursien nie en as gevolg van julle borg het Simonsberg een van sy beste jare ooit beleef. Ons het uitstekend gevaar met die rugby en ander sporte, menigte verbeteringe in en om die koshuis gemaak en groot verbeteringe aan die HK-portefuljes gemaak met die finansiële bydrae. Gedurende die middagete voor die Huis Marais semi-finaal het Chris Laubscher, namens die koshuis, vir oom Douw ’n geraamde sokkertrui, met die CTFM borg voorop aangedui, oorhandig om dankie te sê vir die gasvrye borg. Ons hoop dat ons ’n sterk verhouding met CTFM in die toekoms kan behou. sterker raak is daar ’n groot moontlikheid dat ons dalk twee spanne in elke liga kan inskryf volgende jaar. Dit sal verseker dat ons kanse vir semi-finaal posisies slegs kan verbeter en met die organisering wat so vlot verloop soos dit doen sal ons binne die volgende seisoen of twee met ’n beker wegstap en ’n nuwe groot sport op ons lys kan sit. HANEDINEE 2006 formal & sport awards Provincial and National Colours: John Laurie (WP Golf) Corné Eigelaar (Namibia u/19 Rugby) Gregg Davis (WP u/21 Hockey) Rob Grant (WP u/21 Hockey) David Wilson (WP u/21 Hockey) Grant Hawkins (WP u/21 Hockey) Soccer Players of the year: Earl Kahn and Gareth van Niekerk Hockey Player of the year: Richard Stanford Cultural Awards: Jasper Wickens and Ivan Hobbs (Best Acoustic Act at Simonstock) Community Award: Garth Shaw & Antoine Dymond Academic of the year: Chris Jaquet Cricket Players of the year: Johan Cronje (Best batsman) Shane Turner (Best bowler) HK of the year: Rob Enslin & Abrie van Zyl Rugby Players of the year: CP Mouton (Best Backline player) Gavin Penhall (Best Forward) informal awards Sportsmen of the year: Angus Henderson and Chris Brown (SA u/21 Waterpolo) George Nommerplate: Uys Fourie, André van Zyl & Dirk Schenck (Best Band at Simonstock) Table Tennis Players of the year: Richard Bruiners (Singles) Heinz Winckler & Tim Hayward (Doubles) Admin Hat Award: Dewald “Ou Blou” van der Berg Special Award for rugby (60 caps): Chris Laubscher Simonsberger of the year: Hennie “Stut” van Staden The Tripod Floating Trophy: Anele “Tot Hier” Mandla Sluiper van die Jaar: André Kotze Dessert Runner: Oupa Joe du Toit Prim of Majuba-Coffee Date: Francois Malherbe The Gary Player Green Jacket: André “Baba” van Zyl Quote of the year: Sterrenberg Horn (See Funnies and so forth) Kroegvlieg Award: Etienne Styck Zoeloefiel: Spook (for scoring Chris) Funnies and so forth ... In the next couple of pages we will analyse the types of things that keeps us, as a res, motivated to keep going every day. The reasons we get up in the morning and the reasons we go to bed so damn late... DC++ is a wonderful tool that was granted to us by some nerd somewhere in the basement of his parents’ house. It allows us a window onto the free world of American TV. We watch, we learn and we love. We see beautiful ladies on the series’ and the movies that we watch. We see cool characters and we hear some classic lines! Now we know why a majority of America doesn’t know what happens outside of their own country... ‘Cos they have great TV networks! We also delve into the lives that are Simonsbergers and we read about the funny things that some of the people say, hear and do... So sit back, relax, grab another cold one and have a good read. One day when you are old you will still laugh at some of the things we did... Brokeback Hamlet ...a review Matthew MacDevette Prejudice is fun, despite what the liberals tell you. As the altogether not so savoury Brokeback Hamlet evidences, taking such old and tired themes as the mockery of the not so straight can still provide fresh and not at all arbitrary comedy. Who needs edge when one has such fine toiletry? Apart from the judges, I mean… So, as you should know by now, the script for the play is actually an adaptation of a sixteenth century manuscript by Nostradamus entitled “opium is fun when you’re already crazy”. Diligently, painstakingly, the cast and directors took as much as ten minutes to decipher and translate the text, and a further twenty or so to give it a modern spin. “The Apocalypse shall cometh upon a wing’d beast that will decimate humankind and perpetrate unspeakable horror upon the world” was quite straightforward, and so in accordance with prophecy Afrikaans pop stars were added. “Demon spirits shall run ruin, the streets shall be possessed of lunacy and the limbs of the leviathan shall twist themselves in maligned depravity” was the prompt for the addition of a few dance numbers, and “Do a spoof on Brokeback Mountain” made for interesting inspiration for a spoof on Brokeback Mountain. The rest is pretty much a direct translation. Promise. The plot, as far as I can remember, has something to do with Afrikaans pop stars shooting a music video in a small, conservative dorpie inhabited by floral-wearing oumas and inexperienced, over-eager plaasmeisies. Nicholas Louw, being one of the main protagonists (and the subject of an anonymous Doctoral Thesis on the psychology of suicide), goes about working his undeniable charm on said farm-girl, and in the process evokes the wrath of her right disagreeable ouma. As a result, the old bat exercises that trademark Afrikaner amiability towards outsiders and tries to shoot him, which provides an excellent opportunity for the impromptu appearance of that victim of fashionable lunacy, Chuck Norris. Many scholars have speculated on the appearance of Chuck Norris in the play, most theorizing that at the time of writing the scene in question Nostradamus accidentally tipped his inkpot into the manuscript, but we think it genius. After Chuck is dispatched by a skillful shotgun shot, stuff happens and things work out. The sub-plot concerns two not so eligible young men named Jurie Els and Kurt Darren. The play, in defiance of taste, makes of them an avenue of slapstick; having them engage in a steamy love affair and disproving the theory that jokes wear. Hestri Cloete (played a little too realistically) makes a brief and disturbing appearance, portraying the jealous and unwitting girlfriend of the (once) closeted Jurie. Added to these characters are the dancers, a group of frivolous and superficial nitwits who wiggle their bottoms in time to the soundtrack and spontaneously acquire Latino roots. The chaos is ineffectually managed by the Director, a man automatically made silly by his unforgivable attempt to spread Afrikaans music. All in all it went down rather well, with few nervous breakdowns and only one domestic disturbance. We all had good fun being silly, not taking ourselves too seriously, and by and by it was well worth the years and years of practice that went into it. Thanks must go to Spook, chief translator, and the chicks from Erica. What was HOT on the network in 2006? SERIES 1. Prison Break 2. House 3. Lost 4. Desperate Housewives 5. Grey’s Anatomy 6. How I met your Mother 7. Weeds 8. Scrubs 9. One Tree Hill 10. Boston Legal 11. Family Guy 12. My name is Earl 13. 24 14. Heroes 15. Supernatural CLASSIC CHARACTERS 1. Barney 2. Michael Scofield 3. Gregg House 4. Doctor Cox 5. Danny Crane 6. Danny McCoy 7. Randy (Earl’s brother) 8. The Janitor 9. Teabag 10. Jack Bowen HOTTEST BIRDS 1. Gabrielle Solice 2. Robyn 3. Nika Volek 4. Brooke Davis 5. Meredith Grey 6. The whole Las Vegas cast 7. Sidney Bristow 8. Tanya (BL) 9. Jordan Cox 10. Claire Bennet (Heroes) WORST SERIES 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Surface The 4400 The OC season 3 Stargate Atlantis Stargate SG 1 WORST CHARACETERS 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Ted Moseby Marissa CO Ballack The whole SG cast Doctor Kelso MOVIES 1. Lucky Number Slevin 2. Inside Man 3. Thank You For Smoking 4. United 93 5. Superman Returns 6. Nacho Libre 7. Accepted 8. Pirates of the Carribean 2 9. World Trade Center 10. Cars POPULAR SONGS 1. “Fix You” Coldplay 2. “Crazy” Gnarles Barkley 3. “Leeuloop” Robbie Wessels 4. “Maneater” Nelly Furtado 5. “Love Generation” Bob Sinclair 6. “S.O.S.” Rihana 7. “Danny California” Red Hot Chilli Peppers 8. “Talk” Coldplay 9. “Ring of Fire” Johnny Cash 10. “Faith” Manny Walters CLUB TUNES 1. “June Afternoon” Roxette 2. “Chiquitita” ABBA 3. “Money For Nothing” Dire Straits 4. “T.N.T.” AC/DC 5. “99 Red Balloons” Nina 6. “Renegades of Funk” Rage Against The Machine 7. “How do you do?” Roxette 8. “Stiff Upper Lip” AC/DC 9. “It’s All Been Done” Barenaked Ladies 10. “Mother we can’t get enough” - New Radicals things that go... Penny and Bully Kagiso and Kwashiokor Werner Wasserman, Alex van Niekerk and any Virgin Active... Garth Shaw and Jool Rob and Irusha Stephen and a well balanced supplemented diet Majuba and the Village People Hutch and Ossama Bin Laden Henco Theunissen and Bar rash Pieter Versfeld and the Prisoner of Azkhaban things that don’t go... Hutch and Simonsberg Simonsberg and Kagiso Dawid en die woord “sexy” Rob Enslin and the NBA JP en man-wees Douw en stoeluitgangbeheer gedurende slaaptyd Jannie, Patat en die Engelse taal Garth Shaw and meetings shorter than an hour “ Ek sal my pa bel! Blougat tydnes huislied op gras Guys, Guys Guys! Eugene wat blougatte se aandag te vergeefs probeer kry Blougatte! Groet die manne van Isa! Blougat Gerhard tydens oggend skakeling Moenie gatvat nie! Chris Laubscher I’ll probably end up as a cocktail barman in Fiji. Abraham Cilliers (Former Prim and holder of MIng) This is the price you pay for the life you choose! Matthew Sterne (Morning of vlotte at Terrace) Môre klim ek Simonberg... vanaand klim jy Sterrenberg! Sterri by Isa huisdans Is jy dan nou gay? Jermaine Rhoda Am I the only one in this place who got bat from Cleo...? Ricky Thorn Ek is so dronk, ek weet nie wat my naam is nie! likely occupations... Sterri: “Before photo”-artist for weightloss products Moses en Dawid Dipp: Van Schaick exam pad front page models Hendri van Wyk: SABC Horse racing Commentator Ek is so f*ucked ek sien katte in my kamer! Albert Retief Ugly chicks aren’t people Phil: World super heavy weight boxing champion Dirk Mouton: Huis Vader (Oom D jnr) It’s the last Monday of the week, let’s go out! We’re all going to the same place, why do we need to go in a convoy? Gunther Rob Enslin: Frodo Baggins Stephen en Ou Blou: Presenters of “Oor Die Kole” Manny Walters: Jacob Zuma Douw en Emil: CTFM waiters Oupa: Boswell Wilkie Die beker kom terug Kaap toe! Alle WP supporters Frans Jooste: Indy Car racer I’m DEFINITELY NOT goin out tonight! Moses: 8-time Tour de France champ Kasper van Rooyen Enough about Jool guys, let’s talk about Jool... unlikely occupations... Hennie Stut: Russiese Ballerina Douw: Ekonomie-dosent Oupa: Ingenieur Cheslin van den Berg: An open-minded Garth Shaw Suit Up! JF: Five FM radio DJ Barney ” Eben Heunis: UN Peacekeeper A Special word... THIS IS just a quick mention to those who were forgotten during the earlier setup of the magazine... Firstly, a really special mention must be made of “Ouma”, Katleen Lawrence, who left Simonsberg earlier this year after 30 years of service! Ouma worked in the Simonsberg kitchen since the days that we had our own catering done and served under Chief Molefe, who is our second longest servent. Ouma, you will forever be in our thoughts and hearts when we think about the people who have served our res with great humility and passion. We said goodbye to Ouma on the 1st of September this year durig a Friday lunch. She received a gift from the res as well as the honour of handing out the first team rugby jerseys for their I’D ALSO just like to use this chance to congratulate Mr Jadezweni on his first year at Simonsberg. Sir, you really have made such an immense impact in your first year in Die Withuis. Your humility and eagerness to get involved really sets you apart in Simonsberg. As Rob said at his Hane Dinee speech, “Your willingness to just sit back and learn from us, instead of enforcing your own beliefs, really makes you a big man”. You are always willing to come and have lunch with the guys in the eetsaal and to just make casual chat with a new group of Simon manne every day. The guys notice your passion and involvement and this will make you a great man in Simonsberg. What will really count in your favour is your vision for the future and your knowledge of where this country has come from, as you will be able to blend the different cultures of our res into a well oiled machine, ready to take on anything in the true sense of our leadership style. As you mentioned, this year should be used as a mark in the history of Simonsberg. This couldn’t be more true as we step into a new age under your guidance and I am sure that when we return in a couple of years, you will still be here as the Inwonende Hoof of the best residence on the Stellenbosch campus. Well done on a great first year MJ and we hope it will just improve as you grow wiser in our traditions so that you may also spend many a decade with us. Friday afternoon clash. It was moving to see the emotion on Ouma’s face during the singing of Old Boys of Simon and even though the gender of the song isn’t completely accurate, it still felt very appropriate to bid farewell on such a proud note to someone who is honoured as a special Simonsberger. Just a quick reality check: The first Prim that Ouma served was Johan “Kolhaas” Mouton. The last Prim that she dished up for is CP Mouton. Hopefully most of the guys are bright enough to figure out the similarity in surnames and will notice that “Kolhaas” is in fact CP’s dad...Nugget. Ouma, you are a true Simonsberger and we wish you all the best in your future endeavours! ...and some last shots a last thought... If one had to bottle what Simonsberg is, put a lable on it, and try to market it, you would lose all your money and go absolutely bankrupt. What happens in this place can only be understood by the people who stay here. There is a distinct bond that the gentlemen form Die Withuis experience that no other residence has. Blougattyd, The Met, Simonstock... How do you justify and explain these things to an outsider? How do you explain to one of the stuckup dinosaurs on the university board that it is the most fun in the world to be “insulted” as a Blougat? How climbing a mountain is the best feeling in the world? Res life makes this university what it is and that is something that the head honchos at our great institution don’t understand, that if they changed how things work, they simply won’t work anymore and they would simply not be at the lead of a great institution anymore. We make this place great, the traditions, the pride and the unity of a resident, especially that of a Simonsberger. When we were a couple of years old we started the oldest res tradition on campus in the Met, even ahead of a res that it is twice as old as us. This just shows where we come from. I spent nigh on 70 hours putting this year’s Simonsberger together, and it’s amazing what you can learn from just looking at photos and reading some articles. Guys, we live in a great place...the best place. Some of us stay for just a year while some of us stay for five and six years...respect. This place becomes a part of us and we become this place. Remember what CP said in his Prim speech at HK-circus: “Simonsberg is nie die gebou of die gras of selfs die berg nie, dis ons ouens, elkeen van ons wat hier is.” The day we leave this place isn’t the day we cease to be a Simonsberger, it is simply the day that we go out into the world as a Simonsberger. The day we leave the halls of our former home and go talk to everyone else about where we came from. I had a tear in my eye when I sang Die Huislied for the last time at Hanedinee and I know many of the others who are leaving had that same tear. To all those guys, I bid you a farewell and hope to see you soon. To the guys that are staying, cherish what you have, it passes in a fleeting moment. This was the best time of my life, and my aim with this year’s Simonsberger was to try and capture as much as possible of the moments we shared together in Simonsberg. There are lots of photos, jokes and in-depth stories from 2006. When some of us return for the next big reunion, we will look back at these pages and laugh together again. So if you’re ever in a pub in London, or on a cruise ship in the Carribean and you hear the familiar tune of “Simon boy in a ring”, or you see someone with a Simon tie in an office in Dubai, know that you have found some old and distant friends again, whether they be twenty years older or younger, al of us are brothers. Guys, form my side, I hope you enjoyed the Simonsberger of 2006. Until we meet at the Met next year. Keep well and God Bless. Standi Simonsberg photos of the year