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D4 Business | 2R | SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2014 MutualFunds ADVICE FROM JACK BOGLE, INDEXING’S PATRON SAINT Fund Tracker down for 100 years and ends up just where it start ed. Chuck Jaffe “So try to ignore these Syndicated columnist machinations and stick with If stock getting the underlying re market turns that provide stocks as flipflops a good investments,” Bogle scare you, said. Jack Bogle On how bond investors has some should look at the poten advice on tial for interest rates to how to rise (several years ago, tackle what’s about to hap Bogle warned of a build pen next: Close your eyes. ing bond bubble): “When Bogle, the founder of the you talk about bond inves Vanguard Group, the tors getting hurt when bond world’s largest investment yields start to rise, the an company, and patron saint swer to that is really yes and of lowcost, longterm index no. Certainly yes, absolute investing, has not changed ly, on a shortterm basis, but his tune in the 40plus years you shouldn’t be investing since he started the compa in bonds on a shortterm ny. basis. At age 85, Bogle’s not “Use the intermediate about to change his ways maturity around 10 years now, not because he’s past exemplified by the high learning new tricks or ad quality 10year U.S. Trea justing his thinking, but sury note,” he added. “Basi because decades of being cally today you are entering right have created an un into a contract with the shakable courage in his Treasury to give you 2.2 convictions. percent every year for the Many of his disciples have next 10 years. The Treasury that Bogle audacity, but he will be good for that; there’s laments the financial for no risk in that deal falling tunes of all the people who apart that I can see. The haven’t gotten the message price of that Treasury yet. (note) will drop a lot if rates Recently, Bogle did a will go up, however if you twopart interview on my are reinvesting your in radio show moneylife come, you will have a high show.com, and while he did er total return over the not break much new 10year period. So in a ground, it’s always worth certain respect if you can plowing important territory stand the pain, we all with someone who knows should want rates to go up.” the lay of the land. Here are On exchangetraded some highlights: funds: “They’re fine just so On markets: “What’s long as you don’t trade going on in the market is them,” Bogle said. “It’s the domination of shortterm ability to trade that distin speculation over longterm guishes them (from a tradi investment,” he said. “Long tional index fund), and then term investors simply are there is the kind of Looney not affected by the comings Tune section of the ETF and goings of the market. market pursuing things that “As I have said before, the no investor should ever do. daily machinations of the ... Anybody who plays that stock market are like a tale kind of game (using lever told by an idiot, full of aged or niche products) is a sound and fury, signifying damned fool. nothing,” Bogle added. “The ETF is the greatest “One of my favorite rules is marketing innovation of the ‘Don’t peek.’ Don’t let all the 21st century so far. Whether noise drown out your com it’s the greatest investment mon sense and your wis innovation of the 21st cen dom. Just try not to pay that tury so far, I can’t imagine. I much attention, because it think it’s counterproduc will have no effect whatso tive.” ever, categorically, on your Advice for investors lifetime investment re who can’t be satisfied with turns.” shutting their eyes, doing On why investors nothing and letting index should ignore the noise ing work in their favor: and just aim for the index “Divide your money into return over a lifetime: your longterm investment “Returns are created not by account and your funny the stock market, they are money account for short created by U.S. business, term speculation. Guess on our corporations,” he ex funds, guess on markets, plained. “The formula I use guess on stocks if you want for that is today’s dividend to, because that gives you yield, which is around 2 an opportunity to act on percent, and the subsequent your speculative impulses. earnings growth which But they will hurt you a could be around 5 percent lot so I recommend you — we’re not sure, but that’s have a funnymoney ac probably not a bad guess — count of no more than 5 and that’s a 7 percent nomi percent of your portfolio. I nal rate of return on stock in also recommend that after terms of fundamentals. five years, check it out. Has “If you go back and look it done better than the long at the history of American term investment or worse? business over the last centu I’d be astonished if at least ry, you will find the (price/ 95 percent of those funny earnings) effect of stocks is money accounts don’t do zero. All of the returns are worse.” created as investment re Chuck Jaffe is senior columnist for MarketWatch. He can be reached turns, dividend yields and at cjaffe@marketwatch.com or at earnings growth, and P/E P.O. Box 70, effect — the speculative Cohasset, MA 020250070. return — goes up and goes Copyright 2014, MarketWatch down and goes up and Winners and losers: A mutualfund scorecard Your Funds Hedgefund firm hit hard by Fannie, Freddie news Weekly spotlight on mutual fund performance Fund Wkly % YTD % obj return return Biggest funds American Funds A AmcpA p American Funds A AMutlA p American Funds A BalA p American Funds A BondA p American Funds A CapIBA p American Funds A CapWGA p American Funds A FdInvA p American Funds A GwthA p American Funds A IncoA p American Funds A ICAA p American Funds A N PerA p American Funds A SmCpA p American Funds A WshA p BlackRock Instl StrIncoOpp BlackRock Instl EquityDv BlackRock Instl GlbAlloc r Dimensional Fds EmMCrEq Dimensional Fds EmMktV Dimensional Fds USLgVa Dodge&Cox Balanced Dodge&Cox Income Dodge&Cox IntlStk Dodge&Cox Stock DoubleLine Funds TRBd I FPA Funds FPACres Fidelity Freedom FF2020K Fidelity Freedom FF2030K Fidelity Invest Balanc Fidelity Invest Contra Fidelity Invest GroCo Fidelity Invest LowP r Fidelity Invest Puritn Fidelity Invest TotalBd Fidelity Spart Adv 500IdxAdv Fidelity Spart Adv TotMktAd r Frank/Temp Frnk A IncomA p Frank/Tmp Frnk Adv GlbBdAdv Harbor Funds CapApInst Harbor Funds Intl r Loomis Sayles LSBondI MFS Funds I ValueI Metro West Fds TotRtBdI Oakmark Funds I EqtyInc r Oakmark Funds I Intl Oakmark Funds I Oakmark Oppenheimer Y DevMktY PIMCO Instl PIMS AlAsetAut r PIMCO Instl PIMS AllAsset PIMCO Instl PIMS TotRt PIMCO Funds Instl Income Price Funds BlChip Price Funds CapApp Price Funds EqInc Price Funds EqIndex Price Funds Growth Price Funds MidCap Price Funds N Horiz Price Funds N Inc Price Funds Ret2020 Price Funds Ret2030 Price Funds Value Schwab Funds S&P Sel Vanguard Admiral 500Adml Vanguard Admiral GNMA Ad Vanguard Admiral HlthCr Vanguard Admiral ITAdml Vanguard Admiral ITGrAdm Vanguard Admiral LtdTrAd Vanguard Admiral MCpAdml Vanguard Admiral PrmCap r Vanguard Admiral STIGrAd Vanguard Admiral SmCAdm Vanguard Admiral TtlBAdml Vanguard Admiral WellslAdm Vanguard Admiral WelltnAdm Vanguard Admiral WdsrIIAd Vanguard Fds TotIntBInv Vanguard Fds DivdGro Vanguard Fds STAR Vanguard Fds TgtRe2015 Vanguard Fds TgRe2020 Vanguard Fds TgtRe2025 Vanguard Fds TgRe2030 Vanguard Fds TgtRe2035 Vanguard Fds TgtRe2040 Vanguard Fds TgtRe2045 Vanguard Idx Fds TotlIntl Claren Road Asset Man agement’s clients asked to pull about a quarter of the firm’s $7.3 billion in assets after it posted its biggest monthly loss in October on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac investments, said two people familiar with the firm. The hedgefund firm, which is majority owned by Carlyle Group, is facing $1.9 billion in redemptions for the end of the year, according to the two sourc es, who asked not to be named because Claren Road is private. Its main fund slumped 9.7 percent last month primarily because of an investment in the preferred shares of the U.S. mortgage companies. The securities lost more than half their value last month after a court case went against investors. The firm has more than enough cash on hand to meet the withdrawals, according to the sources. “We believe strongly in our investment approach, which has produced gains every year since our found ing in 2005, and look for ward to helping our clients achieve their investment goals,” Claren Road said in an emailed statement, with out commenting on the redemption figures. A U.S. judge on Sept. 30 threw out a lawsuit that would have forced the gov ernment to share the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac’s profits with shareholders, causing the shares to plunge and inflicting losses on investors. +1.0 +1.4 +0.9 0.0 +0.9 +1.1 +1.0 +0.9 +0.8 +1.4 +0.6 +0.5 +1.0 +0.1 +1.1 +1.0 +1.3 +1.3 +1.5 +0.7 +0.1 +1.7 +1.0 NA +1.0 +0.5 +0.7 +0.8 +0.5 +0.7 +1.1 +0.8 0.0 +1.2 +1.1 +0.4 +0.7 +0.3 +1.8 +0.3 +1.2 +0.1 +1.0 +1.2 +1.0 +1.3 NA NA +0.4 +0.5 +0.4 +0.8 +1.2 +1.2 +0.2 +1.2 +0.2 0.0 +0.7 +0.8 +1.9 +1.2 +1.2 +0.1 +1.5 +0.1 0.0 +0.1 +1.5 +0.9 0.0 +0.6 +0.1 +0.5 +0.8 +1.4 +0.2 +1.4 +0.7 +0.6 +0.7 +0.8 +0.8 +0.9 +1.0 +0.9 +0.9 +13.0 +13.1 +8.9 +5.0 +8.1 +6.7 +9.6 +10.3 +9.4 +14.4 +4.3 +1.4 +11.6 +3.5 +8.9 +3.6 +3.8 +0.9 +10.5 +8.6 +5.3 +4.7 +10.1 NA +6.7 +6.0 +6.7 +10.5 +9.2 +13.1 +7.1 +10.5 +5.3 +13.7 +12.2 +6.7 +4.2 +10.8 3.1 +6.0 +9.5 +5.4 +7.0 4.3 +11.5 +3.9 NA NA +4.7 +8.2 +9.8 +12.0 +7.7 +13.4 +9.5 +12.2 +4.5 +5.4 +6.7 +7.2 +12.9 +13.6 +13.7 +6.2 +27.2 +6.5 +5.4 +2.0 +13.2 +17.7 +2.0 +6.2 +5.2 +7.8 +9.9 +11.9 +7.3 +11.7 +7.8 +6.8 +7.4 +7.6 +7.8 +8.0 +8.1 +8.1 0.4 +16.3 +14.5 +12.4 +4.4 +9.5 +9.8 +14.1 +14.3 +11.8 +14.3 +11.2 +12.2 +15.5 +6.0 +13.2 +7.0 +4.4 +1.9 +17.7 +13.2 +5.2 +9.3 +16.1 NS +10.9 +8.9 +10.2 +12.2 +15.5 +18.7 +16.4 +12.1 +5.4 +15.9 +16.3 +10.9 +6.6 +15.5 +6.6 +9.2 +14.7 +6.9 +10.3 +10.6 +16.8 +8.2 NA NA +5.0 +12.4 +17.7 +13.6 +14.0 +15.7 +16.9 +18.4 +22.5 +4.3 +10.9 +12.3 +16.5 +15.9 +16.0 +4.0 +20.8 +4.6 +6.2 +2.1 +18.4 +17.2 +3.0 +18.1 +4.0 +9.6 +11.6 +14.6 NS +14.9 +10.5 +9.3 +10.1 +10.7 +11.3 +12.0 +12.3 +12.3 +5.4 Best performers Direxion Fds LatAmBull ProFunds Inv Cl UltLatinAm ProFunds Inv Cl UltEmMkt BlackRock A LatAA r Price Funds LatAm Deutsche Trust LatAmrEq Fidelity Invest LatAm Voya Funds Cl A RussiaA p Direxion Fds NatRBull2X ProFunds Inv Cl PrecMetal Deutsche Trust Gold&Prc Oppenheimer A Gold p USAA Group PrecMM Rydex Investor PrecMet Direxion Fds EmgMBull p Fidelity Selects Gold r Vanguard Fds PrecMtls r Amer Century Inv GlGold Invesco Funds A GoldPrec p Frank/Temp Frnk A GoldPrM A Invest Managers EuroPGld A GAMCO Funds GoldAAA NewAlt Tocqueville Fds Gold t OCM Funds GoldInv t ProFunds Inv Cl BasicMatls ProFunds Inv Cl Oil&Gas Invest Managers HardAsset SunAmerica Funds IntlEqA p First Eagle SGenGld p Worst performers +1.1 +12.2 +16.2 +1.2 +13.7 +16.0 +1.1 +12.4 +16.4 Fund Wkly % YTD % obj return return 5yr % return SQ +19.0 5.2 12.6 SQ +14.8 13.5 13.5 SQ +7.8 +13.6 5.4 LT +7.6 +3.3 2.0 LT +7.3 0.8 3.3 LT +6.7 +0.6 1.5 LT +5.9 4.2 3.6 EM +5.7 20.8 2.9 SE +5.6 2.6 +4.2 SQ +5.5 20.9 23.6 AU +5.1 7.8 15.5 AU +5.1 9.6 13.5 AU +4.9 1.2 14.2 AU +4.8 10.9 14.9 SQ +4.7 1.1 3.5 AU +4.7 1.5 15.0 AU +4.6 6.9 10.5 AU +4.5 4.6 14.2 AU +4.5 +0.2 10.9 AU +4.5 1.6 13.8 AU +4.4 5.9 NS AU +4.4 +5.2 12.3 SE +4.3 +8.1 +5.3 AU +4.2 +4.5 9.0 AU +4.0 +0.6 11.8 SQ +3.9 +10.6 +11.4 SQ +3.8 1.4 +12.2 NR +3.5 12.4 NS IL +3.4 1.9 +0.7 AU +3.3 +2.3 10.5 Fund Wkly % YTD % obj return return Neubrgr&Berm Fds GtChinEq I Berkshire Funds Focus Dreyfus GrChinaA r Columbia Class A GrChinaA Matthews Asian China Inv Oberweis Funds ChinaOpp ProFunds Inv Cl InternetUlt Shelton Funds GrtrChina Rydex Dynamic InvSP5St H Jacob Funds Internt Inv Aegis Funds HighYield x ProFunds Inv Cl UltBear Buffalo Funds MicroCp t Hennessy Funds Japan Inv Fidelity Invest JpnSm Hussman Funds StrIntlEq EPChinaA p Dimensional Fds AsiaPcSCp RidgeWorth Funds AggrGrI BlackRock Instl PacI r Price Funds Japan Westcore IntlFrntr r Fidelity Invest PcBas Wells Fargo Adv A TradSCGrA Fidelity Invest Japan r PerritUMic Wasatch SmCapV Frank/Temp Frnk A MicValA p Rydex Dynamic InvNasdSt H JPMorgan Sel Cls ChinaSel PR XG PR PR PR PR SQ PR SQ TK HC SQ SG PR PR IL PR PR XG PR PR IL PR SG PR SV SC SV SQ PR 3.2 3.0 2.8 2.7 2.6 2.5 2.5 2.5 2.4 2.4 2.3 2.3 2.3 2.0 1.9 1.9 1.9 1.8 1.8 1.7 1.7 1.7 1.7 1.6 1.6 1.6 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5 +8.2 +0.4 8.6 +5.4 3.9 +2.6 +0.5 +4.4 26.0 +3.1 8.9 26.0 10.2 +8.2 7.5 5.3 +2.3 3.8 +3.8 0.4 6.2 14.2 +2.6 2.2 4.7 7.2 +7.0 4.4 34.3 +4.2 5yr % return NS +20.1 0.9 +4.7 +2.0 +9.7 +28.7 +3.0 32.3 +15.9 +4.4 32.8 +21.4 +13.8 +11.2 NS +5.1 +5.1 +15.5 +7.2 +8.1 +10.8 +12.6 +15.7 +5.4 +15.9 +16.9 +14.5 38.2 +5.2 Footnotes: e: Ex capitalgains distribution. f: Previous day{rsquo}s quote. n or nl: No upfront sales charge. p: Fund assets are used to pay for distribution costs. r: redemption fee or contingent deferred sales load may apply. s: Stock dividend or split. t: Both p and r. x: Ex cash dividend. NE: Data in question. NS: Fund did not exist at the start date. NA: No information available. Key to abbreviations and footnotes: Fund objectives: AB: Longterm topgrade corporate and govern ment bonds. AU: Gold oriented. BL: Balanced. EI: Equity income. EM: Emerging markets. EU: European region. GL: Global (includes U.S.). GM: General municipal bond. GT: General taxable bond. HB: Health and biotech. HC: Highyield taxable bond. HM: Highyield municipal bond. IB: Intermediateterm investmentgrade corporate bond. IG: Intermediateterm Treasury/government debt. IL: International (outside U.S.). IM: Intermediateterm municipal bond. LC: Largecap core. LG: Largecap growth. LT: Latin American. LU: Longterm Treasury/government debt. LV: Largecap value. MC: Midcap core. MG: Midcap growth. MP: Mixed portfolio (stocks and bonds). MT: Mortgage. MV: Midcap value. NM: Insured municipal bond. NR: Natural resources. PR: Pacific region. SB: Shortterm investmentgrade corporate bond. SC: Smallcap core. SE: Sector (specific industries). SG: Smallcap growth. SM: Shortterm munici pal debt. SP: S&P 500. SQ: Specialty diversified equity. SS: Single state municipal debt. SU: Shortterm Treasury/government debt. SV: Smallcap value. TK: Science and technology. UN: Unclassified. UT: Utility. WB: World bond. XC: Multicap core. XG: Multicap growth. XV: Multicap value 5year % return: Annualized performance over the past five years. Top 5 mutual funds by objective, yeartodate % return Emerging markets Price Funds Price Funds Virtus Funds I WM Blair Fds Inst WM Blair Fds Inst Equity income Invesco Funds A Federated Instl Touchstone Family BMO Funds AAM Rydex Investor Fidelity Selects Fidelity Adv Foc A Frank/Temp Frnk A Price Funds Utilities p StrValDvIS PrYldEq Y DivInco Y B&GInGr I Biotech Health HlthCrA r BioDisA p HlthSci Global Lazard Instl Cohen & Steers Vanguard Fds Guinness Atkinson Brookfield Fds GblInfra I GblInfra I GblMnV Inv GlblInno GblLstInf Y International Fidelity Invest Guggenheim Funds Wasatch Virtus Funds I First Investors A Canada WldEqIncA IntlOppt r ForOppI IntlA p Largecap core Vanguard Fds Vanguard Admiral JPMorgan Sel Cls Vanguard Instl Fds Sterling Capital YTD % return InstAXfd r +17.1 AME Fd +16.3 EmMktI +12.3 EmMkGrI r +8.5 EmMLdrGr +7.9 Health | biotech Bloomberg News XC LV BL IB BL GL LC LG BL LC GL GL LC GT EI MP EM EM LV BL IB IL LV MT MP MP MP BL LG XG MC BL IB SP XC BL WB LG IL GT LC IB BL IL LC EM MP MP IB GT LG BL EI SP LG MG SG IB MP MP LV SP SP MT HB IM IB SM MC LC SB SC IB BL BL LV WB EI BL MP MP MP MP MP MP MP IL XC SP XC Vanguard Idx Fds TotStk Vanguard Instl Fds InstIdx Vanguard Instl Fds InsTStPlus 5yr % return PrmcpCor PrmCap r IntrdAmer StlCPlus LgCValDv I Midcap core Mid Cap ActMidA SmCap IntpdMCp MCpAdml Stewart Capital Dreyfus Longleaf Partners JPMorgan Sel Cls Vanguard Admiral YTD % return Smallcap core +14.5 +14.3 +14.3 +14.0 +13.7 Hennessy Funds Invesco Funds A Lazard Instl Forum Funds Vanguard Fds YTD % return Natural resources +29.8 +29.3 +28.8 +28.6 +28.2 Oppenheimer A Invest Managers Invest Managers Oppenheimer Y Center Coast YTD % return Pacific region +16.7 +13.5 +13.0 +12.6 +12.2 Matthews Asian Frank/Temp Frnk A Eaton Vance A Guinness Atkinson Price Funds YTD % return Science | technology +8.9 +6.7 +6.2 +6.2 +5.4 YTD % return Sector +14.4 +14.4 +13.9 +13.6 +13.2 Fidelity Selects Fidelity Selects Fidelity Selects Fidelity Selects ICON Fds YTD % return Balanced CorGrow O +11.6 SmallC p +9.9 USSmMid I +9.8 GoldenSCC +8.6 StrSCEqInv +8.2 StlpthAlpha MLP&Engy MLP&EnI I Alpha Y MLPFoc I Fidelity Selects Fidelity Advisor I Price Funds Columbia Class A Columbia Class A YTD % return Gold oriented +18.1 +17.7 +16.0 +15.7 +15.6 GAMCO Funds Tocqueville Fds First Eagle OCM Funds Invesco Funds A GoldAAA Gold t SGenGld p GoldInv t GoldPrec p Trans Air ConStap CstHo ConsStapl IdxAstAll A DivCapBldr CapApp Balan ClassBalA Intermediate bond +20.2 +20.1 +19.5 +15.7 +14.2 Invest Managers CutwSelInc MorganStanley Inst CorPlsFxI Dimensional Fds ITExQual Western Asset CorePlus I BMO Funds CorpInco I YTD % return Longterm bond Vanguard Idx Fds Vanguard Admiral GuideStone Funds Del Inv Instl Lord Abbett A +29.4 +20.7 +15.4 +14.6 +12.8 YTD % return YTD % return IndiaInv r +63.7 IndiaGrA p +45.6 GrIndia t +43.4 AsiaPacDv r +10.4 N Asia +10.3 Electr Electronic GlbTech SelComm A GlobTech Wells Fargo Adv A Wells Fargo Adv A Price Funds St FarmAssoc Pioneer Funds A YTD % return LTBnd LTGrAdml ExtDrGS4 x ExtDurI e IncomeA +15.7 +13.8 +12.0 +10.5 +10.5 YTD % return +8.1 +7.4 +7.3 +7.2 +7.1 YTD % return +15.8 +14.5 +14.3 +13.7 +7.6 YTD % return Longterm U.S. YTD % return +29.1 +28.6 +25.6 +21.4 +20.0 Vanguard Instl Fds ExDurTreas Wasatch USTryFd Vanguard Admiral LTsyAdml Fidelity Spartan SpLTTrAd r PIMCO Instl PIMS LTUSG +34.5 +24.5 +19.7 +19.7 +19.2 YTD % return Mortgage YTD % return +5.2 +4.5 +2.3 +0.6 +0.2 Managed Acct Srs Legg Mason A AMG Managers Vanguard Admiral Deutsche Trust US MrtgInst WAMtgBkA IntDurGv GNMA Ad GNMA S +7.2 +6.2 +6.2 +6.2 +6.2 WHEN DEFERRING BENEFITS BEATS WORKING Investing Scott Burns Syndicated columnist Q: It is difficult to find de tailed and accurate informa tion on this specific question: • If I delay taking Social Security until age 70, I would receive amount A per month. • If I start Social Security before age 66, I would get amount B per month. • If I start before age 66 and get B dollars per month, during periods when I am working, the amount I receive will be below B per month. However, that also in creases the amount to B plus X per month during the time when I am not working. The question is: How is X calculated? How does taking early Social Security and having periods of work affect benefits as compared to delaying until age 70? If one starts Social Secu rity early and then has periods of work, can the future monthly benefit amount B plus X ever ap proach or exceed A? Or is there a penalty such that one cannot ap proach amount A? I cannot find anyone with the answer to this. The city of Seattle senior citizens resource office does not know, and with all of the budget cuts at the Social Security Adminis tration, they can’t find anyone at the SSA office who knows. I know someone whose wife is a lawyer with the SSA, and she doesn’t know. There is nothing on the AARP website explain ing this. — L.S., Seattle A: Posing something as an algebra problem isn’t the best way to get an answer from Social Securi ty. Between age 62 and full retirement age (currently 66), wage income over certain amounts will work to reduce your benefit during the period you are working. You may also have to pay income taxes on the benefit. So there isn’t a lot of incentive to take benefits early and keep working. Between age 62 and full retirement age, deferral of benefits works to increase your eventual benefit by nearly 8 percent a year. After full retirement age, deferral of benefits works to increase your benefit by exactly 8 percent a year. This is a high rate of increase. That’s why the deferral of benefits has received a massive amount of press coverage in recent years. Taking benefits at age 62 and doing intermittent work until age 70 is unlike ly to increase your benefit very much. Your ultimate benefit is based on your highest 35 years of earnings. So if you have already worked 35 years, your benefit will only increase if a new year with higher earnings displaces an earlier year with lower earnings. That isn’t likely to hap pen with intermittent earnings or parttime jobs. Even if your earnings record is incomplete, and an additional year of inter mittent labor can replace a blank year, the benefit gain will be less than the gain from deferring the same year. Basically, additional work time is a “can’t get there from here” problem. Questions: scott@scottburns.com Copyright 2014, Universal Press Syndicate