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CHATTERBOX No 256 April 2015 www.lochwinnoch.info www.facebook.com/lochwinnoch Community newsletter produced by Lochwinnoch Community Council What’s On & Dates for your Diaries Village events, clubs, classes, etc are in the centre pages Do you want the skills to help save a life?? Move the Otter Crossing Sign BHF April 2015 FREE Disgusting Dog Owners Hello, I'm one of the Clyde Muirshiel Conservation Volunteers. Apart from our usual Thursday volunteer sessions, we also do litter picks along the Castle Semple shoreline after the weekends. This week it was my turn and a very "interesting" experience it was. As well as the usual general rubbish discarded and washed up on the shoreline I found a new menace. Out of sight of the Rangers Centre many of the trees and bushes had hanging "decorations" of dog poo bags left by dog walkers. Clearing up discarded bottles, crisp packets and plastic food containers is bad enough but having to remove bags full of dog faeces hanging from bushes is disgusting. The idea of bags for dog walkers is to clear up the mess left by their dogs and dispose of it IN THE APPROPRIATE CONTAINERS which are available at the Visitors Centre and car park. It is not acceptable to leave them lying around the paths or tied onto trees for someone else to clear up. Led by Lochwinnoch and Howwood Heart Start We have more dates available for the FREE two hour course in 2015. Wednesday 8th April—7-9pm Bowfield Hotel Howwood Wednesday 22nd April—2-4pm Masonic Lodge Lochwinnoch If you are inserted in attending contact Morag on morag.Thow@gcu.ac.uk or 01505 843183 The course is practical and deals with; An unconscious casualty Cardiac arrest Suspected heart attack Choking As an animal lover I’m very concerned at the risk of injury to otters who must cross the busy Kilbirnie Road (A760) to reach fields on the other side. There is of course a warning sign but it is sited too high and in the wrong place to be useful to the otters. Why would they look up at the top of a pole to see where it is safe to cross? It seems obvious that if the otters crossed the road directly outside the RSPB where there is the pedestrian crossing everyone, including the otters, would be safer. Why the otter crossing sign is not positioned here, at otter level, is a mystery. Who do we have to contact to get the sign moved, encouraging the otters to cross at a safer place? So far no one seems to take this issue as seriously as it deserves. Flora Lipso Serious bleeding Dr Morag Thow We, Conservation Volunteers, freely give up some of our time to help maintain and improve what is a great outdoor asset for Renfrewshire. Clearing up after selfish dog owners should not be part of our volunteering. Please take your rubbish away with you or deposit in an appropriate bin. Adrian Whitaker 1 Ed Note. A timely reminder for everyone to take extra care driving past the RSPB. It is baby otter season again and the otters do venture out onto the road. Food Train Renfrewshire The Food Train is a charity which provides a range of services, delivered by volunteers, to older people including grocery shopping home deliveries, household support services and befriending services. How does it work? The shopping delivery service is a simple process. Customers complete a blank shopping list which is collected by our volunteers; a blank shopping list is left with customer for next time. Shopping is completed and delivered by our volunteers at local shops on a nominated day. Shopping is delivered in a box which is unpacked by volunteers. Volunteers will also put things away if needed. Customer pays for shopping and the £3 delivery charge, cash or cheque is acceptable. Who can use the Food Train? Customers must be 65 and over; this is due to the type of funding we receive. Customers must be unable or have difficulty getting their grocery shopping. From time to time supermarket offers can result in savings for customers on the cost of their shopping. Where individual savings are made those will always be given to the customer. Where the saving has resulted directly from the collective purchase of multiple customers, the saving will be used by Food Train to further the charitable aims and objectives of the organisation. Volunteer Volunteers are vital to the success of Food Train and without them we simply wouldn’t be able to operate and make a difference to the lives of hundreds of older people. Anyone over the age of 16 can volunteer, subject to a Disclosure Scotland check. The great thing about Food Train is that because of the diverse roles we offer, volunteering with us can be flexible. If you want to make a difference to older people’s lives then why not come and join us! To find out more about using Food Train or becoming a volunteer please contact: The Food Train Renfrewshire Office How much does it cost? Studio 53, The Old Embroidery Mill, Seedhill, £1 for one year’s membership – this is paid when beginning the service and provides access to Extra services as well. £3 per delivery – this is paid alongside the cost of the shopping at the point of delivery. Paisley PA1 1TJ Tel: 0141 887 2557 Email: renfrewshire@thefoodtrain.co.uk Thank you all so much for the fantastic support you have shown for our recent fundraising in aid of walkthewalk breast cancer charity. The generous donation of two return flights with Loganair raised an amazing £635, while a silent auction and donations for the lovely bra badges have brought the current fundraising total to over £1400. All we need to do now is survive three Moonwalks! Thank you once again, Aileen Wilson (Lochwinnoch Pharmacist) and Kirsty Duffell Lochwinnoch Parish Church SPRING TEA FRIDAY 10TH APRIL TIME: 2.00 TO 4.00 P.M. TEA/COFFEE/SANDWICHES/ SCONES/CAKES COST: £3.50 Pension Changes In the 2014 Budget the government announced changes to pensions from April 2015. From this month people of 55 or over with ‘defined contribution pensions’ (so-called ‘private pensions’ those based on what you’ve paid in and the return on your investment, not final salary pensions) have more flexibility and no longer have to take out an annuity. You can also withdraw 25% of your fund as a tax-free sum. The choices are: to take out an annuity as before a fixed income for life but rates are poor at the moment to choose an income drawdown plan withdraw some of your fund each year leaving the rest to earn interest 2 We provide a drop-in service from 10am-1pm Monday – Thursday and offer specialist appointments 5 days per week from 9am – 5pm, opening late on a Monday evening. In addition we are available for telephone advice 5 days a week. www.renfrewshirecab.org.uk income not guaranteed, value of fund depends on stock market performance and how much you withdraw each year to withdraw your pension savings as cash you stay in control of your money but when it is gone you have nothing left for the future Although the first 25% of your pot is tax-free, the remainder is taxed at your highest rate e.g. 40% may affect your state benefits CAB Johnstone Neighbourhood Office Floors Street Johnstone PA5 8TN Wednesday: 14.00 – 16.00 (appointments only) Tel: 0141 840 6026 What you choose to do will affect your income for the rest of your life and so any decision must be made very carefully. There is no one solution that suits everybody so good advice is important. Independent Financial Advisers There are Independent Financial Advisers (IFAs) in the village or you can go online to: www.unbiased.com for a list of IFAs. Most will have an initial meeting without charge. Charities are warning that, as there will be so many people with the potential to access serious amounts of money, so there will be many fraudsters out to relieve them of this money. There are already signs of fraudsters cold-calling, avoid them at all costs! It is vital you don’t agree to anything without asking for advice or doing your own research. Other Useful Contacts: Future Pension Centre The Pension Service 9 Mail Handling Site A Wolverhampton WV98 1LU United Kingdom The average ‘pot’ is around £40,000 and it is tempting to think of this as funding a major purchase: a fantastic holiday, a new car etc. Remember that you need to think carefully about your retirement finances. Will you be depending solely on State Retirement Pension or do you also have a pension from your employer? While pensioners have been relatively protected from cuts in state benefits both major political parties have indicated that pensioners may suffer cuts in future. There is plenty of advice available. Tel: 0845 3000 168 https://www.gov.uk/future-pension-centre Government Pension Service To claim a pension: Tel: 0800 731 7898 https://www.gov.uk/claim-state-pension-online Report a change of circumstance: Tel: 0345 606 0265 Pension Wise is a free and impartial service provided by the UK Government to help people understand their choices . The Pensions Advisory Service and Citizens Advice are delivering Pension Wise on behalf of the government. International Pension Service Tel: 0191 218 7777 https://www.gov.uk/international-pension-centre You can access advice tailored to your particular circumstances by contacting an Independent Financial Adviser though fees will apply. Pension Tracing Service 0845 6002 537 www.gov.uk/find-lost-pension Civil Service Pensions Note: You do not receive a State Retirement Pension automatically, you have to claim it. If you are not yet retired it can be useful to ask for a pension forecast from the Government Pension Service to help you plan for your retirement. Tel: 0300 123 6666 Email: contactcentre@mycsp.co.uk NHS Pensions NHS Pensions Hesketh House 200-220 Broadway Fleetwood Lancashire FY7 8LG Tel: 0300 3301 346 Some useful contacts: The Pensions Advisory Service 11 Belgrave Road, London SW1V 1RB Tel: 0300 123 1047 www.pensionsadvisoryservice.org.uk http://www.nhsbsa.nhs.uk/2735.aspx Chatterbox Wins Award Citizens Advice Online Advice Guide: http://www.adviceguide.org.uk/scotland We are vary glade to report that Chitterbox has been choosed as an implementary eggsample of littery xsellense in the comunity communikation kategorie. Renfrewshire Citizens Advice Bureau Main Office 45 George Street Paisley PA1 2JY Tel: 0141 889 2121 The pride teme sellebrated with a bootle of shampaigne and still menaged to prodoose the April addition fo Chutterbix. Following on from this prestidigious award, the additorial teme will increase there affurts to procuse an entertaining magazine for the community. 3 Donna Armstrong (3) We left Donna last time having experienced a robbery at the hotel where she worked, although she was not hurt as the robbers’ ‘inside men’ had demanded she be unharmed. It was clear that Donna and her husband Neil were more open and supportive than most white South Africans. This was appreciated by the hotel staff and when the company Neil worked for went bust and his job disappeared, the staff held a collection for Donna and Neil to ensure that they could pay their bills. Donna and Neil didn’t need or want the money but were touched by this gesture from people who themselves had very little and realised they had to accept it or cause offence. One of the hotel staff invited Donna and Neil to a gathering of Inkatha (Freedom Party) supporters, to be held in a town square on a Saturday afternoon. It was explained to Donna that it would be very positive to have white faces in the crowd. The couple turned up in casual weekend dress and were taken aback to find everyone else dressed either in traditional costume or in their Sunday best clothes. People were in high spirits, dancing and enjoying themselves. A large Zulu in traditional costume suggested Neil dance. Typical Scotsman that he is, Neil suggested that he was fine watching others dance. When a very large Zulu dressed as a warrior says “You will dance!” you dance and Neil did just that to the great amusement of the crowd. couldn’t safely do in South Africa) was challenging. Rowan 10 and Gregor 7 started riding bikes for the first time in their lives. Lochwinnoch Primary School played a significant role in helping the family to settle. The approachable, friendly staff were very different from those in South Africa. Donna is grateful to school and parents for all the support the family received and enjoyed her years in the PTA. It took a couple of years for Donna to really feel comfortable with the children out of sight. With Caitlin started at school, Donna started work in the Post Office. Although to an outside observer this job could have been seen as a career step down, Donna enjoyed meeting customers and ensuring they received excellent service. As a mother, it was also convenient to be working in the village. Sadly the job disappeared with the closure of the Post Office and Donna misses her customers. Despite Neil and Donna trying to be inconspicuous, feeling badly under-dressed, they were spotted by hotel staff and taken to sit among the VIPs. They found themselves next to Inkatha leaders. This was a great honour but a little tricky a) because they were not appropriately dressed and b) Inkatha are political rivals of the ruling ANC (African National Congress), Donna’s most important customers. However it all ended well with no negative comeback. The Armstrong family have made a positive impact on the village. Turning family tragedy: losing a cousin (Kyle) in Afghanistan and grandmother (Annie) to cancer, into positive action spurred them to raise funds for charity. Who can forget Gregor’s bungee jump or Caitlin’s Macmillan Coffee Morning among other fund raising activities? For all that South African is a beautiful country and the majority of people are lovely, violence is still a problem and robberies and car-jackings are common. Donna was more than once in a bank when she had to lie on the floor while the bank was robbed at gunpoint. She explained that homes have metal gates built between the living rooms and bedrooms to protect the family in case of a break-in during the night. The gates prevent the family being taken by surprise. South Africa is a young democracy and it will take time for all the pent-up inequality and injustice to be resolved. Rowan is a talented rugby player and we look forward to hearing how his career develops. Caitlin’s baking skills are well known and her cosy relationship with Police Scotland is not just a by-product of its recent recognition of her charity activities but also homemade biscuit-based. Gregor’s Para-style march with heavy backpack in aid of Erskine Hospital, Forces Support Charity and Support Our Paras takes place on 11 July. Donna and Neil had always planned to return to Scotland but the arrival of the children: Rowan, Gregor and Caitlin delayed the decision. When Neil’s mother became ill the couple then made the final decision to return. Donna considers herself at home in Lochwinnoch but with a place in her heart for South Africa with its great cultural diversity, music and, not least, great weather. The family chose Lochwinnoch as the place to settle. Family life in Lochwinnoch was a huge adjustment as the transition from keeping the children close for their own safety to letting them play outside (something they 4 be remembered that the Council does not have the resources, due to financial constraints, to grit every road. Surgery News Volunteers Needed! New Doctor Charity shop – Help needed in our Dr Dimitar Nechev will be joining the busy charity shop on High Street. No practice at the beginning of April and experience needed. we look forward to him joining the Kitchen – General help need in the team. busy Hospice kitchen. Failure to attend Appointments. Furniture Transport Volunteers This year we have taken part in a – Assisting the Hospice driver with health board initiative regarding furniture pick-ups around the local “Patient Access” and have identified a area. recurring problem with some patients Other volunteer roles always who repeatedly fail to attend available, please phone 01505 705 appointments which others would 635 or email info@svh.co.uk for more have liked the opportunity to use. information. In an attempt to improve access for all, patients who fail to attend 3 appointments without cancelling or further explanation may be asked to change practice. The 14th Annual Habbie's Art Show The Kilbarchan Habbies have been working feverishly over the past twelve months to produce a unique range of masterpieces which will go on sale and display in the Kilbarchan Guide Centre next month. Cllr Chris Gilmour Hello All, This month has been quite busy with attendance at the Elderly Forum where Renfrewshire Wardens gave a very interesting presentation on a variety of topics ranging from antisocial behaviour to illegal parking. This was very well received and, as usual, many interesting questions were asked by those present. The dates are Thursday 9th and Friday At a recent meeting of Lochwinnoch 10th April from 11.00am - 8.00pm and Community Council, I was pleased Saturday 11th from 10.00am - 4.30pm. that officers from Renfrewshire Entrance £1 - Tea/Coffee - Raffle. Council were able to attend and give We welcome old friends and new to a presentation regarding flooding and this year's show and hope you all will response to the gritting of the village enjoy the paintings on display perhaps during the last spell of icy weather. finding the picture you have been Two of the issues raised were the searching for to fit that empty space on incomplete work on the footpath the wall! leading to the station and the areas of Our tearoom will provide the usual the village which were not gritted tempting display of "goodies" to tickle during the inclement weather but your taste buds and there will also be a might have been better prioritised in wonderful range of raffle prizes the Council Gritting Plan. waiting to be won. I am pleased to say that the footpath As in previous year's we welcome the upgrade will be completed as soon as opportunity to give donations from the the weather allows and I have also proceeds of the Show to local charities asked the officers to liaise with and the more you purchase the more villagers through the Community we can donate. Council, to identify gritting priorities within the village. However, it must 5 I have some news: of the Bridges & Roads Structures Capital Investment Programme, £1,000,000 will be spent replacing the deck on the Rail Bridge which joins Main Street to the A760. Additionally, as you know, I have been pressing for additional road repairs within the village. These areas are assessed by officers and funds allocated on a priority basis with regards to surface damage and vehicle use. I am pleased to say that the following areas will be done in the financial year 2015/16: A760 at Roadhead, A760 at Lochlip (£123,200), Bridesmill Road (£57,200), Johnshill (£77,000) and Lochlip Road (£48,400). This I feel, is a good result considering the current financial situation, particularly the bridge replacement. However, I do realise that, with regards to road repairs, not all of our aspirations have been fulfilled and I promise that I shall continue to fight on your behalf to get these works carried out. I can be contacted on 0300 300 1268 (Office) or 07534 148427 (mobile). Chris Lochwinnoch Historical Society Meeting on the third Thursday of the month from September to April, except December. In the Parish Church guild room at 7.30pm. Annual Membership is £8 New members and visitors are always welcome. Charge for visitor is £2 and includes tea, coffee, cake and biscuits. Programme April 16th: Val Boa. "Clyde Potteries" Phone 842632 Robert Scarff Ltd JOINERS & SHOPFITTERS Domestic & Commercial Extensions Garage Conversions General Joinery Work Timber/UPVC Windows Loft Conversions All Trades Supplied Free Estimates & Fully Insured Tel/Fax 01505 842826 Mobile 07711 934627 Reg In Scotland 185968 Est. 1998 goes to print, but access to the hide may be restricted up until the middle of April. We do however, have two other shorter trails, so this is a good time to explore those lesser used bits of the reserve! RSPB Lochwinnoch Reserve Spring is just about here and there have been signs all around the reserve. The beautiful scarlet elf cup fungi, as red as its name suggests, has been popping up everywhere. The snowdrops have been particularly welcome this year, after all the dreary weather we seem to have been having. The birds have definitely started singing and buds are appearing on the trees. All in all, with the sun shining (albeit infrequently) and the lighter evenings, it has been the perfect time of year to go outside and explore! If you fancy going out for a wee walk to enjoy the Spring, why not try out the reserve? Although the visitor centre opening times are 10am – 5pm, don’t forget that the trails are open all the time. As an extra incentive, we’ve had an increase of otter sightings recently too. As they are often in the early morning and at dusk it might be worth keeping your eyes peeled around these times! Speaking of the trails, we are currently working on upgrading the Aird Meadow Trail, to improve it for buggies, wheelchairs and people with mobility difficulties. Unfortunately, this means that the main trail on the reserve will be at least partially closed throughout March and possibly into April. We aim to have at least access to the natural play area well before this The upgrade of the Aird Meadow Trail is part of the Semple Trail Heritage Project. In other reserve news it is with great sadness that we say farewell to one of our brightest stars in the small but perfectly formed figure of Samantha Taylor, or as we know her...’Our Sam’. Sam and her partner Gary have decided to start a new life on Islay, a place they have been visiting for many years and is extremely close to their hearts. Sam has worked at the reserve for 7 and a half years. In that time she has contributed greatly to making the reserve a happy, successful, and extremely loud place! We will miss her very much. All the very best for the future Sam! ‘Our Sam’. Photo by Zul Bhatia. So as not to end on a sad note, Easter is just around the corner and with that, our Easter holiday events. They will be kicked off with our Easter Eggstravaganza (Mon 6 April; 12 – 3pm). This extremely popular event sees the return of the formidable ‘egg drop challenge’. Do you fancy giving it a go? As well as that, there’ll be face painting, a treasure hunt ending with the chance to find your own choccy egg and other fun activities! There’s no need to book for this one, so just come along and join the fun! If you’re wondering how to keep the wee ones entertained during the 6 holidays, then look no further! On Fridays (10 & 17 April), we’ll be having our Funtime Friday events and on Monday 13 April, we’ll have our ever-popular Make Your Own Monday event. Each event lasts a couple of hours and has a strong emphasis on fun and being outdoors. If you fancy coming along to any of these, please call or email us at the reserve, as booking for these ones is essential. As always, for more information on charges and booking, or anything else to do with our events, or even the reserve, please just give us a call (01505 842 663), or email us (lochwinnoch@rspb.org.uk). April Events Binocular & Telescope Open Day Sat 4 & Sun 5 Apr 10am-4pm. Come and peruse a range of telescopes and binoculars, with knowledgeable staff on hand to help you find the right one for you! Our optics are competitively priced, with the added bonus that 100% of the profit goes directly to helping conservation. Cost: FREE Easter Eggstravaganza Mon 6 Apr 12noon-3pm Fancy some egg-cellent Easter fun? Come and join us for some egg-tastic Easter activities at Lochwinnoch Nature Reserve. We have plenty of wildlife-themed Easter activities for children of all ages, including egg decorating, a treasure hunt, face painting and the ever popular Egg Drop Challenge! Cost: £5 (Wildlife Explorers £3). Adults go FREE! Funtime Fridays: Snap Happy! Fri 10 Apr 7yrs & under: 11am-1pm 8yrs & over: 2pm-4pm Zoom in on signs of Spring and capture the new season with your camera. A flash of inspiration is all you need; we can provide you with a camera. Photographs will be displayed on our Facebook page! Booking essential. Adults must accompany children aged 8 and under. Bring wellies – you may get muddy! Cost: £7 (Wildlife Explorers £4) - Accompanying adults = FREE Make Your Own Mondays: The Great Bird-cake Bake Off Mon 13 Apr 11am1pm OR 2pm-4pm Pine cone Crunchies, Maggot Mash and Sunflower Seed Surprise are just some of the delicious birdcakes baked today! Come along and make your own, and who knows what will pop by to try out these tasty treats. Booking essential. Cost: £5 (Wildlife Explorers £3) - Adults go free! Funtime Fridays: Butterfly Besties! Fri 17 Apr 7yrs & under: 11am – 1pm 8yrs & over: 2pm– 4pm Be best friends with the butterflies. Let’s make some tasty treats for these winged wonders and plant some nectar rich flowers for them to enjoy all summer. Booking essential. Adults must accompany children aged 8 and under. Bring wellies – you may get muddy! Cost: £7 (Wildlife Explorers £4) - Accompanying adults = FREE Wildlife Explorer Group: Rodents & Mustelids Sat 25 Apr 10am – 12noon Come and join this fun children’s nature activity group! Every session has a different theme to do with wildlife and the natural world, but all sessions are informative, great fun and involve a good chunk of time outside. Ages: 5 - 14yrs (For under fives, please contact main leader beforehand: Michael.Jarvis@glasgow.ac.uk ). Cost: £2 Booking is not necessary. For more info, please visit the Lochwinnoch Wex website: http://www.rspb.org.uk/groups/ lochwinnochwex Birds for Beginners Sat 25 Apr 1:30–3pm Would you like to learn more about the birds you see in your garden? Join the team at RSPB Lochwinnoch for a workshop session ideal for beginners to birdwatching, to help you learn more about common garden birds and pick up tips and advice on wildlife watching techniques. Then head out into the reserve to put these new skills into practise. Afterwards enjoy a hot drink back at the centre. Please book, as places are limited. Cost: Adults: £5 (£3 for RSPB members). Children: £3 (£2 for Wildlife Explorers) For more information on charges and booking, please give us a call (01505 842 663), or email us (lochwinnoch@rspb.org.uk). Cllr Derek Bibby I am delighted to report plans for major investment in Lochwinnoch. At Renfrewshire councils environmental services board on the 11th March, the roads and footpaths resurfacing programme for 2015/16 was approved along with proposals to replace Lochwinnoch Bridge As a board member I have been advocating for these improvements in the village, and some 385 thousand pounds is to be spent throughout Lochwinnoch on roads and footways. The combined total in this ward area will by far be the largest amount spent on roads and footpaths in any area of Renfrewshire in the coming year. The roads that will benefit from the work are the A760 at Lochlip, and Roadhead, Johnshill, Stepends Road and Bridesmill Road. The major infrastructure project to replace the bridge at the entrance to the village took a significant step forward when the capital allocation was approved at the environmental board. Villagers will know that this will address a longstanding weight restriction issue, improve traffic management arrangements and consequently traffic flow, with improved access to the village. Site investigations and testing are almost complete, and construction is due to commence in late summer which should take 4 to 6 months The total investment of nearly £1.5 million on these long overdue roads and bridge projects demonstrate my own and my colleague Chris Gilmour’s commitment to improving the infrastructure in the village and this we will continue to be the case. It is hard to believe that by the time you read this the Easter weekend 7 Local Solicitors Providing Personal Service Whether you’re buying or selling a home or are unsure of your rights on any legal matter the experienced team at JJ McCosh will provide an individual service from experts with local knowledge. Partner, and local resident, Ian Briggs is more than happy to consult at your home, and there is no charge for the first meeting. Feel free to get in touch to speak to our team and see how we can help. Telephone: 01294 832112 Email: info@jjmccosh.co.uk will be almost with us - how time flies. The winter was not without its difficulties in terms of the bad weather, however I have asked that Renfrewshire's service plan for next winter be reviewed in the light of these difficulties. Now that spring is almost here, an outdoor date for the diary is the Clyde Muirshiel Regional Park cycling festival which will take place on Sunday 26 April. There will be various categories ranging from the sedate to the arduous with something for everyone so do come along - count me in for the sedate category! If you are taking a break over Easter I hope that you enjoy it. Please note that I will not be holding a surgery on Easter Saturday 4th April I will however be continuing to work over the Easter weekend so if you need any assistance please get in touch at any time at cllr.derek.bibby@renfrewshire.gov. uk or phone 07534156007 to arrange an individual appointment. Derek Bibby of Heathfield Farm are nearby. THE STIRRUP CUP ANTIQUES AND VINTAGE SHOP Antique and Vintage items are an eco friendly way to furnish your home. The fun and excitement of finding a treasure to keep perhaps for a lifetime. It is always intriguing to wonder who has previously owned it and how much it was loved and admired. Find us at West Bankside Farm, just off the Largs Road on the outskirts of Kilbirnie opposite the Kilbirnie Place Golf Course. Disabledaccessand parkingat thedoor.Open7 days10.00a.m–5.00p.m. Telephone Greta on 01505683338 or 07786720586. Emailgreta@thestirrupcup.co.uk. Website www.thestirrupcup.co.uk PostcodeforSatNavKA257LQ The Volcanoes of Muirshiel Not every prominent summit in the Renfrew Heights was once a volcano. Certainly the hills of Renfrewshire, in common with the Kilpatrick Hills and the Campsie Fells, were created by outpourings of lava thankfully long since solidified. The geological literature informs us that the Campsies are made up of at least 33 lava flows piled one on top of the other and seen today as parallel lines in the cliffs above Blanefield. Some of these flows can also be identified in the Renfrew Heights. Look especially for small flat topped surfaces. These are the remnants of eroded lava flows worn down by millions of years of weathering. Look out too for faint parallel lines or terraces in the moorland grasses. The best viewpoint for this is part of the way along the first track on the right beyond the entrance to Muirshiel Country Park and looking to the right towards a forest planting. The ruins As noted above, most of the named summits in the Renfrew Heights are not in fact extinct volcanoes. They are merely undulations in the high moorland. There is however, at least one prominent hill which does owe its origin to a volcano and that is the Hill of Stake. This was of course millions of years before there were people to be threatened by its eruptions. Yards from the summit is its volcanic vent now choked with compacted ash (tuff) and rock debris (agglomerate). The walk from the information centre to Windy Hill is a great favourite with visitors. Its profile is typical of a lava plug. However, it is in fact simply a mass of rock more resistant to weathering than the landscape surrounding it. The nearby Craig Minnon too fails to qualify as an extinct volcano. This crag is all that remains of once extensive layers of lava. Incidentally, there is no evidence that Misty Law was a volcano either. It is simply another example of a high point in undulating moorland. However, to the south of Misty Law there are several small plugged up vents through which molten rock must have emerged. One such hill is Dun Connel the site of an Iron Age fort. Two other blocked vents are Box Law and Slatey Hill. They are situated about ten kilometres to the west of Dun Connel. East of Muirshiel, in the direction of Loch Libo, is a gently rounded hill known as Caldwell Law. It is another “volcanic intrusion” and in common with most of the other vents mentioned is composed of quartz-dolerite, a hard and coarse grained crystalline rock. Caldwell Tower stands on the hill’s lower slopes. Close to the village of Howwood is Walls Hill. It is 230 metres in height and is the site of an Iron Age fort similar to Dun Connel. Yes you’ve guessed it—it is yet another volcanic plug. If you look at the solid geology map titled “Greenock”, you will see from the key that Walls Hill is composed of basalt. To the geologist a more detailed description would be 8 “micro-porphyritic olivine basalt of the Dalmeny type”—quite a mouthful but important to know had you been in the vicinity about 300 million years ago while this small hill was erupting lava. The Dalmeny type of lava can be very fast flowing just as the volcanoes of Hawaii are today. This is in contrast to the Neilston Pad volcano which was of the sticky slow moving and explosive type. The volcanoes were fed by magma (molten rock plus gasses) originating from deep within the Earth’s crust. Much of the magma must have forced its way up along fissures. When it cooled and solidified it formed volcanic dykes. A short walk from the Muirshiel visitor centre takes you down to a waterfall. At this point the River Calder flows over an exposed dyke. Dykes extend to unknown depths and have been traced horizontally for many miles. Surrounded by volcanic plugs, volcanic dykes and volcanoes the good people of Lochwinnoch should nevertheless feel safe going about their daily business. There has not been a murmur from the Hill of Stake for around 300 million years. Bryan Cromwell Bryan, a Lochwinnoch resident, is a graduate of Glasgow University, a retired teacher of Geography and Geology who worked at Castle Semple Water Park in the mid 1970s as a seasonal ranger under Senior Ranger Terry Robinson. Lochwinnoch International Aid and Fairtrade We've just had Fairtrade Fortnight (FTF) which included a visit from Ismael Diaz Rivas, a coffee and honey farmer in the mountains of northwest Guatemala. He spoke at several schools, businesses and community groups in the area during FTF including Lochwinnoch Primary where he said he was impressed by the interest shown by the pupils 'who all looked so healthy compared to those in his own area'! The local FT group met him in the Junction (Fairtrade hotspot!) and learned how being part of a Fairtrade cooperative allows his community, to benefit from increased income, training, technical assistance, investment in facilities and access to loans. Without this help the producers would struggle to earn enough money to have a basic standard of living. Thanks to Marcello Dominguez for helping as interpreter. We are pleased that local Caitlin Armstrong (with help from mum Donna) did so well in the Fairtrade Bake-Off competition coming in the top 6 out of 35 entrants with a very striking blue teapot shaped Fairtrade cake. Thanks also to Sean the Butcher for sponsoring the cost of the ingredients. Photos of the cake should be on the village website. Donna has joined the local LIA/Fairtrade Group – welcome! At our recent AGM we reviewed our donations for the previous year. We were pleased to hear that we had given enough money to the Acid Survivors Trust International to pay for a reconstructive operation for at least one women who had been attacked with acid which happens in several Asian countries. We've also given donations to: Medecins Sans Frontieres (MSF) help fight Ebola; to MAP for medical help in Gaza; to a Fistula hospital in Ethiopia; to Mary's Meals and to several other charitable projects. In total we gave £2230 which is a good ENGLISH TUITION IN YOUR HOME All Grades M.STEWART Ph.D., BA (Hons) 01505 502357 07920 797 700 E-m[il, mg^st_w[rt@gm[il.]om bit less than previous years so we are trying to increase our income over the next year. Many of us set up standing orders of £5 or £10 a month which is not a lot is it? We welcome more contributors. In return we get to spread the name of Lochwinnoch around the world by giving a little bit of help. For more information or to offer help contact us through lochintaid@talktalk.net or 01505 843 099. What Females Want What do horses and people have in common? Both mares and women prefer a male with a deep voice (or whinny). Recent research has found that while mares will chose the biggest and strongest stallion of a herd as mate, if the mare can’t see the stallions (in the wild they can be quite a distance apart) she will choose the stallion with the deepest whinny. The technical name for this is “the Barry White effect”. Researchers have found that women also prefer men with deeper voices but not too deep. Baby Otters Males with deep voices are considered to make good fathers in both the human and horse worlds. So boys, now you know. It's baby otter time of year again. Please take extra care driving past the RSPB and into the village as the otters do venture onto the road. LEAP are Recruiting… Community Development & Outreach Worker LEAP are looking to recruit for a self-employed position to help LEAP engage with local people and increase the number of residents from Lochwinnoch, Bridge of Weir, Kilbarchan, Crosslee and Houston. To find out more visit: www.myleapproject.org/recruitment 9 What’s On Tones host an open mike session at Lochwinnoch Golf Club, Regular clubs, classes and groups Advice Works—At the Library by appointment only. Contact 0300 300 1238 Bokwa Fitness — Masonic Hall, Thursdays, 7—8pm. Places limited. Contact Rachel on 07795 100231 or 503362 Boys’ Brigade—meets on Tuesday evenings in the Parish Church Hall. - Anchor Boys P1 to P3 (6pm—7pm) - Juniors P4 to P6 (7pm- 8.15pm) - Company P7 to S6 (7.45—9.30pm) Tel Mark Brown 842209 or email BB1stLochwinnoch@btinternet.com Calder Drama Club—Thursdays, from 8pm-10pm McKillop Institute. Calder UF Church—Food for Thought. Last Monday of the month 7.30pm in church hall Children's Drama Workshops—Thursdays in McKillop Hall 5-8yrs 4.30-5.30pm, 9-12yrs 5.30-6.30pm Tel: 07814 699127 Email: rocketyouththeatre@gmail.com Drop-in T Bar—Lochwinnoch Elderly Forum. McKillop Institute, 10-12 noon. First Friday of Month—Semple Q Girls Brigade—1st Lochwinnoch Company, Wed evenings from 6pm-9.15pm at the Parish Church Hall for various age groups. Hatha Yoga Classes with LauraJane Lawson. WednesdayMcKillop Inst 7pm-8.30pm. All levels welcome. Tel: 07999 862 162 or Email: ljlyoga@hotmail.co.uk Jogging Buddies—Tuesday evenings. Meet at Lochbarr Football Club at 6.30pm. For details, Tel: 0141 887 1357 or 07947 763704 Keep Fit—Improving With Age classes—every Tues from 1011am at the McKillop. Tel 842 136 Lochwinnoch Toddlers— Mondays and Wednesdays from 9.30 - 11.30am, McKillop Lochwinnoch Writers Group— Monday from 2-4:15pm in the Library. Contact 873581 Morag’s Keep Fit—Mondays and Thursdays from 7pm, in the McKillop Institute Positive Thinking Group Meet every 4th Wed in the Bridgend Community Centre, Kilbirnie. Cost £3.50 For further info telephone Andrea on 07890 181 769 ROAR Lunch Club—every Thursday from 11.45am PROMPT at the McKillop Institute. Please Note - ONLY ONE SITTING. Krafty Kids—open to all Primary School children 1.30—3pm in small Parish Church room. For bookings telephone Katharine Billany on 01505 844 944 or 07947 075 622 Scottish Country Dance Club— Every Tuesday, from 7.30-9.30pm, McKillop Inst. Sequence Dance Class—Every Wed 7.30-9.30 at Bowling Club Liathach Dog Training—(prebooking necessary). Anne Moss, Tel: 01505 842367, e-mail: dogtraining@f2s.com Slinky mornings Scottish Slimmers—Thursdays, 7.30pm, McKillop Inst. TaeKwon-Do—Fitness and Selfdefence classes for youths and adults. Tuesdays from 5-6pm, McKillop and Thursdays from 7pm8pm at Lochwinnoch Primary School. Tel: 01259 210716. TaiChi—Masonic Hall, wed 11-12 noon, Thursday 6:45-7:45pm Linda Margaret School of Dancing—Tuesdays from 4pm8.45pm, McKillop Institute. For details, Tel: 0141 581 9104. New Memorials Lochwinnoch Art Group— Meet fortnightly on Monday evenings, 7.30pm, McKillop Institute. Strollers—Thursday Lochwinnoch Choral Society—Rehearsals on Monday evenings, Parish Church/ Hall. Juniors 7:15-8pm, and Seniors 8pm-9.15pm. Lochwinnoch Community Walks—Mondays (ex. Public Holidays), meet at 10.30am at The McKillop Institute. Zumba—Lochbarr Centre, Wed 7pm - 8pm Zumba by Cheryl. Saturday morning 9.30am - 10.30 am Zumba then 10.30am - 11.00am Metafit -both by instructress Toni Zumbatonic for kids—Fridays 4-7 yrs 4-5.30pm, 8-14yrs 5.307pm, Lochbarr Centre. Toni Lochwinnoch Country Dance Club—meets Tuesday evenings 7.30 in the McKillop Hall and new members welcome Lochwinnoch Gymnastics Club—For primary age children every Mon, 5-7pm at the McKillop. Cleaning & Renovations 42 MAIN STREET KILBIRNIE Mon & Fri 10am-5pm Tue-Thur 10am-2pm Sat By Appointment Lochwinnoch Pre-School Gymnastics—(for children from 18 months to 5yrs). Fridays, from 10.15am - 1.45pm at the McKillop. Tel Coby on Tel: 07729 051615 Knitting Group—Mondays 10am -12 noon (or longer) at The Loch House, all levels welcome Please Call 01505 68 5455 www.quinnmemorials.co.uk Guaranteed SALE ITEMS ALWAYS IN STOCK Lochwinnoch Playgroup—For children from 2.5—5 years, every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday from 9.30-11.30am at the McKillop . New children are always welcome. Please contact Diane on 01505 843054, 07710 630828, Email: dianecullen@hotmail.co.uk Kiddies Ceilidh Club— Traditional dancing for you and your little ones. Thursday 9.30am McKillop Institute Personal Service & Quality Additional Inscriptions J Quinn & son Memorials Healing and Creativity Workshops & Classes—For details or to book a place, please Tel Becky: 0141 8816700 or Libby on: 01505 842604 Tel Coby on: 07729 051 615. 10 Some activities may cease during holidays, please check Drugs Scandal Upcoming Events Fri 27 March—Fashion Show by Toggery, Lochwinnoch Parish Church Hall, Doors open 6.30pm for 7pm. Ticket £6 includes a glass of wine and nibblesPhone 01505 842365 to book. Sat 28 March—1st Lochwinnoch Boys’ Brigade Open Race, from 2pm. Entry forms are available from Christine Donaldson at christine39forever@hotmail.com or you can register from 11.30 till 1.00 at Lochwinnoch Parish Church on the day of the race. Sun 29 March—Beith Arts Sunday Concert with the Telemann Ensemble playing baroque music on period instruments. Beith Community Centre, King's Road, Beith, 2.30pm, £11/£9 for adults and £3 for students and children Wed 8 April—Heart Start Course, 7-9pm, Bowfield Hotel, Howwood contact Morag on morag.Thow@gcu.ac.uk or 01505 843183 Thur 9 and Fri 10 April— Kilbarchan Habbies Art Show from 11.00am - 8.00pm and Sat 11th from 10.00am 4.30pm, in the Kilbarchan Guide Centre. Entrance £1 - Tea/Coffee Raffle. Fri 10th April—Parish Church Tea 2pm to 4pm tea,coffee/sandwiches/scones/ cakes. Cost £3.50 Spring Fri 10 April—Renfrewshire RSPB Local Group illustrated talk entitled Swifts by Clare Darlaston, 7.30pm,the McMaster Centre, Donaldson Drive, Renfrew PA4 8LX. Admission Free. Wed 22 April—Heart Start It is sad to report that members of Lochwinnoch Choral Society are being investigated for illegal drug use by the Scottish Choral Regulator. Stories are circulating of mainlining Robitussin, Fisherman’s Friend overconsumption and wild Night Nurse-fuelled parties. Quiz at the Normandy Hotel, 7pm-1am. Tickets are just £29.95 per person and include a fizz reception, 3 course meal plus coffee, an 8 round quiz until midnight and disco until 1am. Reserve your seats now on 0141 847 8900 or enquiries@ramh.org Fri 19 June—The Sunset Sail formerly known as the TCT Not the Booze Cruise. More details A bridge too far? Rumours abound about the Council’s Main Street bridge repair plans. Is it simply a repair job or is it true that the new bridge will be equipped to collect information on those crossing it? The regulator was at first sympathetic to the difficulties of dry throats and the challenges of The Cheesemakers. However, first warnings were simply ignored and it seems the regulator may have to send offenders to the ‘sin bin’ to practise scales for hours on end. Could detectors placed in and at the side of the bridge check car number plates, insurance and MOT status as well as number and identity of driver and passengers, their nationality, work status and any state benefits claimed. There is a further rumour that passing over this bridge, a detector will collect internet passwords and Wi-Fi router passwords and potentially credit card information. Friends of Choral Society members are asked to offer as much support as possible to those suffering from addiction. Elderly Forum AGM Thursday 30th April at 1.30pm While there are those who support this first ‘smart bridge’, claiming it is a coup for Lochwinnoch to be an international leader in smart bridge technology applications, there are those who are expressing concern that this is a development too far. What do you think? At this meeting office bearers for 2015-16 will be elected. Annual fees of £3 will be collected. Our three councillors will be in attendance with updates and to hear members' issues. The meeting will be followed by a good helping of Morrison's tasty sandwiches along with wine and assorted fruit juices. There will be a meeting on the bridge on 1 April at 12.01 to discuss the situation. B. Wise A sheet will be passed round at the Tbar, lunch club and craft class to give the committee an idea of numbers for this buffet. Course, 2-4pm, Masonic Lodge Lochwinnoch contact Morag on morag.Thow@gcu.ac.uk or 01505 843183 Fri 15 May—RAMH Dinner & New Smart Bridge Anne Mr Joinery: All including Kitchens, Bathrooms, Flooring, Tiling, Garages, Sheds etc. Pain ng/Decora ng/Paperhanging. Fencing: Wooden & Metal. Ornamental Metalwork & Welding Monoblock/Slabbing & Gardening. FREE Es mates/Best Prices Tel: 07917 654 857 11 From Hungary With Love Viola Legeny is one of Lochwinnoch’s newer residents. For Countdown fans, Viola is Lochwinnoch’s answer to Susie Dent: a linguist who has studied 7 languages (Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, German, French, English and Hungarian) she is currently working at Glasgow University on a project to create a Scots language thesaurus. thesis: The Distribution of Scots Idioms. While out with friends celebrating her birthday she met Brian (from Bishopton) and love blossomed. Viola had to return to Hungary to finish her degree studies and the young couple sadly parted. However, love was not to be denied and Brian started visiting Viola in Budapest. Viola completed her degrees, gaining a first class honours in English and an upper second in Education and HR. All this while tutoring other students. She admits she didn’t sleep much during this time. Brian was constantly in the picture and after graduation she agreed to move to Glasgow to be with him. They both enjoy the outdoors and found Lochwinnoch very appealing. They moved from Glasgow to Lochwinnoch in January. Viola was born in Budapest, Hungary the middle of three children (she has a 15yr old brother and an old sister). Her family moved out of the city to a large house in the country where Viola and her dog enjoyed playing in the woods and open country. This is when her love of the countryside was born. She attended ballet school and then, at 14, a bilingual English/Hungarian school. She found this difficult at first as she spoke no English when she started at the school and the first year was intensive in English. After her initial difficulties, Viola came to enjoy the language. After school and not sure what to do next, Viola chose to have a gap year and moved to Oxford and then to Yorkshire as an au pair looking after two small girls, a job she loved and is still in touch with the family. Back home, Viola took the unusual decision to study for two different degrees at two different universities, at the same time, studying Education and HR at one and English at the other. During her university studies Viola was awarded a scholarship to Glasgow University working on her Viola describes herself as an open, friendly, perfectionist who loves meeting people and needs to be busy. She enjoys running, hillwalking, climbing, reading, cooking and baking. I think it is fair to call her energetic. She is looking forward to having a dog and I imagine it will not be short of walks. Viola has kindly agreed to entertain us with articles on Scots idioms – something she knows much more about than we native Scots. If you see Viola in the village, say ‘Hello’ and let her know if you enjoy her articles. Stories Locked in Letters, Revealing Scots Idioms First, let me clarify about what we mean by an idiom. In theory, an idiom is a combination of several words; an expression where simply knowing the words that make it up doesn’t give its meaning. If we didn’t know the expression ‘he has a finger in every pie’ we might think of a quirky character like Mr. Bean having a pie on each finger 12 and a weird smile on his face. However, the meaning of this idiom has nothing to do with pies nor fingers but someone who is involved in many activities. Idioms make a language unique; they give a glimpse of its speakers’ character, traditions and history. Scots phrases often contain some weird looking words from Old English or Old Scots and therefore need some explanation. In this article, I am going to reveal some of these distinctive Scots idioms and the tales that lie behind them. So let’s start our journey with a bit of a history: Ding doun Tantallon = to attempt the impossible, to go beyond all bounds Tantallon was a formidable castle on the coast of East Lothian. It was built in the mid14th century for the Red Douglas dynasty and served as a fort for more than three centuries. Tantallon was besieged by both James IV and James V and ultimately destroyed by Oliver Cromwell’s troops in the siege of 1651. Due to its massive fortification and the difficulty with which it was destroyed, the castle remained in the Scots language as an almost impossible task, or a challenge that needs a monstrous effort. The remains of the fort can be still visited, looking a bit battered but stunning, standing on the top of a cliff overlooking Bass Rock. The first word of the idiom is a funny Scots one: ‘ding’ though sometimes written ‘deng’; meaning to knock and defeat. It can be traced back to the 14th century Old Scots, when interestingly it appears in its current form. Finally, the word ‘Doun’ is a common Scots spelling of the English ‘down’. So next time, when you ‘ding doun Tantallon’, bear in mind, there’s not much left of it. Fascinatingly, Tantallon has left a mark in other expressions too, such as ‘Tantallon cake’. This phrase refers to a small tea-biscuit, flavoured with lemon and cut with scalloped edges - resembling the roundels and crenellations of the castle. Scoor-the-BUGGHIE = a funny way of addressing the youngest member of a family The verb ‘scoor’ means the same as the English ‘scour’ or ‘scrub’ while ‘bugghie’, and its many various spellings such as bogie/bogy/ bouggie, refers to a leather bag made of sheepskin. So yes, the phrase literary means: to scour the leather bag – and how does this lead us to the youngest member of the family? Well, due to the lack of evidence, I’m afraid this is one of those unfortunate cases when we can only guess the connection between the parts and the meaning of the idiom. We could speculate and say that this phrase refers to the situation when the mother really has to scrape the bottom of the bag to get enough food for all her children. Or, as ‘bugghie’ is also used as a nickname for someone with a large paunch; this idiom could also indicate a cheeky child who figuratively scrapes the paunch off his father by eating his share. Either way, it is a fabulous game with words. Interestingly, a similar idiom exists in English but used for a spoilt child, mother’s pet or a pin basket (some more fabulous idioms). Gove-i(n)-the-wind = a foolish, vain, light-headed fellow ‘Gove’ has obscure origins but surely existed in Old Scots as ‘gov (e)’ or ‘goif’ meaning to gaze or stare idly. This phrase does not need much explanation as by revealing the meaning of ‘gove’ we can instantly understand the logic behind the words. Probably most of us can instantly see a pale pudding-face staring in the direction of the wind, struggling to keep his eyes open. Comically, according to the Concise Scots Dialect Dictionary ‘gove’ is also a name given to a school headmaster. Although my dad doesn’t know what idioms are, he has always said ‘idioms must be the sisters of idiots’; the more I study them the more I feel he may be right. How a historical fort came to be an example of the impossible, what a bag made of sheepskin has to do with the youngest member of the family, and why staring into the wind makes us fools, illustrate the magnificent stories locked in the letters of a wonderful language. Viola Legeny LEAP needs your help to spread the word! LEAP has helped a number of local residents reduce the amount of energy it takes to heat and light their homes. It has encouraged active travel, improved access to low-carbon transport, and promoted local food. We aim to continue to develop our work with Lochwinnoch villagers. We are also working to help make other local homes more efficient by helping BUDGET 2014: PENSION CHANGES FOR EXPERT, INDEPENDENT FINANCIAL ADVICE ON RETIREMENT PLANNING, PENSIONS AND INVESTMENTS: John Delaney IFA For a free initial consultation, without obligation, contact: 01505 844 801 07715 579 312 johndelaney@thinkpositive.co.uk www.johndelaney-ifa.co.uk-co.uk Calder lodge, Newton of Barr, Lochwinnoch PA12 4AR Positive Solutions (Financial Services) Ltd. is authorised and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority. Registered as a Limited Company In England And Wales No. 3276760. 13 people make a valuable investment in their home to make their families more comfortable. From 1st April 2015 LEAP (Local Energy Action Plan) needs your help to enable us to work effectively with householders in Lochwinnoch as well as Houston, Crosslee, Brookfield, Kilbarchan and Bridge of Weir to help reduce the amount of energy they use in their homes and daily lives. You could tell friends and family that we may be able to help and advise them for FREE and give sound impartial and professional guidance that has helped others save money, save energy and make their house much cosier. Visit myleapproject.org to find out how you can help us spread the word locally. LEAP's (Youth Engagement Programme) Yep! runs a series of hands-on, green, vocational skills workshops, pop-up and social events designed by and for young people across Lochwinnoch, Bridge of Weir, Howwood and Kilbarchan. To get involved or find out more contact Gillian on 01505 842 530 or email gillian@myleapproject.org CHATTERBOX Chatterbox is produced and distributed on behalf of Lochwinnoch Community Council, with support and financial assistance from local sponsors and advertisers. Lochwinnoch Community Council (LCC) welcomes all entries for possible inclusion for publication in print, web or audio format or any way as thought appropriate by the editorial team All views are of individuals. The Editor accepts no liability for errors or statements and claims made in submissions. which helps to establish dominance amongst individuals in the flock. This behaviour is different to the ‘battleships’ displays that you see when the breeding male chases off the other swans when he brings his cygnets over to feed in the summer. Windows on Wildlife Update The Windows on Wildlife Project aims to bring people closer to wildlife, gaining a unique insight to the furry & feathered inhabitants of Castle Semple Country Park. Project Officer Hayley Douglas gives us an update. Wildlife News Whoopy the Whooper Swan has now reappeared after disappearing for a month. We were all starting to get worried about him as he had never disappeared for such a long time before. This has now been his seventh winter at Castle Semple and despite his old wing injury, he continues to thrive. You may notice that he pecks at the other swans which have greatly increased in number over the last few weeks. This is all normal behaviour amongst the swans which have a pecking order On the subject of dominance, Old Boy, the big male badger, is constantly on patrol in the woods at the moment. I believe Tufty, the female, has had cubs, which results in her becoming receptive again. Rough and Tumble, last year’s cubs, are still part of the clan but Tumble, who is a young male, is getting a hard time off his dad and may soon leave the group. April is the month where cubs usually make an appearance and I will let you know as soon as I see them. Lastly some exciting news. On 10 March, I collected in one of the loch cameras to find that we have two baby otters! They look like they are about 4 months old and are with a female I don’t recognise, she may be the female that lives on the Barr Loch. Please remember to watch your speed on the A760 between the RSPB and the village as the water levels are high and the family may try to cross the road. Events The next Big WoW Weekend, including all the new footage of the baby otters, takes place at Muirshiel Country Park on the 11 and 12 of April from 11.00 to 16.00 hrs. Drop in at any time. If the weather is nice mist nets will also be deployed and there will be bird ringing demonstrations throughout the day. More Info… Details can be found on the Park’s website www.clydemuirshiel.co.uk or by emailing wow@clydemuirshiel.co.uk. Footage can be viewed on the Park’s Youtube channel or on the WoW Facebook page. Talks to groups can be arranged by sending me an email. For more information please contact: Hayley Douglas windows on wildlife project officer – cmrp tel 01505 842 882 ex 25. RAMH In celebration of the 25th anniversary of service provision in the local area, RAMH (formerly the Renfrewshire Association for Mental Health) are offering a White Water Rafting experience on Saturday 29th August, 2015. RAMH’s Chief Executive Stephen McLellan, who will also be rafting, said “it’s going to be a fabulous day out and everyone’s invited. For many people experiencing mental ill health, conquering their fears is a daily event. For us we’ll be enjoying the thrill of the River Tay knowing that it’s all enabling local people rebuild their lives.” The day’s excursion includes return transport from Paisley, a half day on the water and a pub meal before home time. Registration is just £10 with a sponsorship level of £90 by August 7th. Registration is now open. To get signed up contact 0141 847 8900 or enquiries@ramh.org - places are limited and early booking is advised. RAMH are celebrating their 25th anniversary in style with a Dinner & Quiz at the Normandy Hotel on Friday 15th May from 7pm-1am. It’s a fabulous opportunity to combine networking and hospitality with tons of fun, at this celeb-hosted quiz. Tickets are just £29.95 per person and include a fizz reception, 3 course meal plus coffee, an 8 round quiz until midnight and disco until 1am. Martyne Ferry Lochwinnoch 14 Reserve your seats now on 0141 847 8900 or enquiries@ramh.org RAMH are launching an appeal to raise £25,000 in their 25th anniversary year, allowing them to move to better premises, where they will be more accessible, more visible and able to bring all their services into one central hub. Visit www.ramh.org or for a FREE fundraising pack contact enquiries@ramh.org or 0141 847 8900. Do You Have Any Experience Of Divining? That was the question put to me by a husband and wife team before they went to a lecture on the subject. Bobby Armstrong and I had looked into this some years ago and very soon had come to the conclusion that we were far too pragmatic for any such thing to work for us. Very doubtful Thomases we were and yet both of us had witnessed others being highly successful. and slowly forwards. As he came over the pipes so the rods swung across each other and then came apart. George invited me to feel the force and it was hard to believe it was not George who was resisting me holding on to his arms. But nothing happened when I tried. I felt nothing at all. George was training a young man and he did get weak responses which were expected to get stronger as his senses developed. By then George and his wife were busy removing all the rubble that an earlier generation had used to fill the well but enough of the Roman original work could be seen about 2000 years later. George demonstrated his divining technique using two thin brass rods with ends bent at right angles to form the handles by walking over the top of his water pipes. He was holding these rods out in front of his chest as he walked very smoothly To relieve the traffic congestion on High Street and Church Street the following will apply from First of April. On alternate weeks there will be no parking on the right hand side of Church Street or High Street unless there is an ‘r’ in the month, the temperature falls below 2 degrees centigrade or above 10 degrees centigrade. Traffic will move in one direction along Church Street, up Calder Street, along Braehead and back to High Street. Signage will be provided. You can make diving rods out of coat hangers, welding rods, wire out of a fence or buy them on eBay or at Amazon. Not that I would do that because it is wiser to get some brass rod at say B&Q and bend your own. I keep some handy and people who have never tried find my water pipes and electricity cables and one who surprised himself and me could find small hidden copper gadgets with 100% success. The other week there will be no traffic on Church Street or High Street and traffic will move along Lochlip road, St Winnoc road, up Johnshill to Muirshiel. Meanwhile I await a report of the lecture because both my friends found my water pipes and one found the power cables. To reach the shops and library parking will be available – details to follow. Alan Lovegreen So my answer had to be none of my own but I had witnessed some amazing events. By far the most outstanding was that with my BBC sound engineer friend George Cassedy. For older readers George was the sound man behind the cameras of the Dr Finlay's Case Book TV series. George who was a good diviner had bought an old Queen Anne house at Emsworth on the south coast and had found not just fresh water under his kitchen floor but a Roman well too. My wife and I went to see. New One Way System NEW OPENING HOURS CLOSED SUN MON—SAT 9:30am—3:30pm Bespoke floral arrangements COME IN & HAVE A LOOK free local delivery, na onal & interna onal delivery order line 9.30 ‐ 3.30 MON‐SAT 0800 689 0088 WEDDING FLOWERS & FUNERAL FLOWER SPECIAL‐ 5 high street, lochwinnoch, phone: 0800 689 0088, 01505 842 288 web: thequirkyflorist.co.uk, mail: thequirkyflorist@gmail.com 15 Regional Park Round Up Pedal the Park is Nearly Here! Join us at Castle Semple on Sunday 29th April for Pedal the Park! There will be lots going on for all the family at the Event Village like the fixed point challenge – how far can you pedal in one minute? Take on your partner pal or parent! Plus we’ll have a bicycle powered cinema, trade stands from Merida and MooreLarge, skills courses, try a bike – trike, hand or mountain! All that plus the main rides themselves 68km sportive, family ride treasure hunt ride through Parkhill, hand bike time trail and mountain bike ride. Register online now through British Cycling’s website or see www.clydemuirshiel.co.uk/things-to -do/cycling/pedal-the-park Easter at Clyde Muirshiel Get the whole family out for some fresh air, visit a Centre or Country Park and get some fresh air and exercise! There’s junior multi activity weeks for 8-15 yr. olds so they can try out new sports on land and water as well as gain confidence and make new friends. Plus we have the lochshore field challenge at Castle Semple and Easter quiz sheets at Muirshiel and Greenock Cut! Scottish Multi-Class Regatta Entry forms are out and you can now be part of the Race 2 the Games legacy event the Scottish Multi-Class Regatta on 20 & 21 June 2015. Keep an eye out as our local special schools will be down training in our adaptive boats, Hansa 303s, getting some practice in before the big day! Would you like to support or sponsor your local special school? Email info@scottishmulticlassregatta.org.uk Crit on the Green – Clyde Muirshiel aids Paracycling Event Clyde Muirshiel was at the Glasgow Riderz Crit on the Green event at the end of March talking Pedal the Park Dead & Dangerous Trees Removed Tree Pruning and Maintenance Lumberjax Tree Services www.ljxltd.co.uk t: 01505 873 347 m: 07587 133 347 e: enquiry@ljxltd.co.uk Stump Grinding Free Es mates & Advice Fully Insured 24hr Call Out Service 30 Years Experience in the UK & Europe and showing everyone our new accessible hand bikes and trikes! Contact Castle Semple if you’re interested in them! Duke of Edinburgh Programmes Clyde Muirshiel is an approved activity provider to deliver Duke of Edinburgh programmes. We’re currently working on new opportunities for 14 – 25 year olds, no matter what their ability, to do their Duke of Edinburgh at Clyde Muirshiel. There are new offerings contributing mainly to the skill, physical and expedition sections of the award. Look on our website for details. Ride 63 Club News & Ride Out Info! A Community Cycle Group ‘Ride 63’ is up and running, next ride out on Apr 30th. More info on when they’re going out on their Facebook. Email the Secretary at ridesixtythree@gmail.com to become a member or email the Park at routes@clydemuirshiel.co.uk for more information. CMRP Online Keep up to speed with events and activities taking place on the Park’s Facebook facebook.com/ ClydeMuirshielRegionalPark Twitter @Clydemuirshiel pages. or All work carried out professionally by N.P.T.C. cer fied arborists LJX Woodfuels Top Quality Kiln Dried or Barn Dried Sco sh Hardwood Logs Suitable for: Open Fires, Wood Burning Stoves or Chimineas Bulk Bags and Barrow Bags Available Enquire about prices and delivery slots Call us for more details on: Regular Events Mondays (but not public holidays) Lochwinnoch Community Walks meet 10.30 hrs at The Cross, Lochwinnoch. Weekly Volunteer Groups Newcomers always welcome! Thursdays Castle Semple Conservation Volunteers, Adult group, from 12.30 – 15.30 hrs. Saturdays Greenock Cut Conservation Volunteers, Adult group, 10.30 – 14.30 hrs. Office: 01505 873347 Mobile: 07824 556 565 Or Email ‐ enquiry@ljxltd.co.uk Sundays Castle Semple Young Volunteers, 12-18 yr olds, 10.00 – 12.00 hrs FREE DELIVERY (Minimum order of £ 30.00) 16 April Events: Fri 3 Apr Open for Summer Summer hours begin, join a Ranger-lead event or stop for a coffee and admire the beautiful countryside. Bike hire summer hours begin at Castle Semple. WHERE: All Visitor Centres WHEN: Castle Semple 10.00 - 17.00 hrs daily Muirshiel and Greenock Cut 11.00-16.00 hrs daily Fri 3 – Mon 6 Apr Easter Weekend Entertainment See the Visitor Centre Staff at Muirshiel & Greenock Cut for your Easter Quiz Sheet when visiting this weekend! Or have a go at the Castle Semple Easter Competition in the lochshore field! Hessilhead Seal Fund WHERE: All Centres WHEN: Castle Semple 10.00 - 17.00 hrs daily Muirshiel and Greenock Cut 11.00-16.00 hrs daily Sun 5 April The Great Greenock Cut Eggstravaganza Bring the family along to decorate an egg, indulge in tea and hot cross buns before taking part in a traditional egg rolling competition. WHERE: Greenock Cut Visitor Centre WHEN: 13.00 – 15.00 hrs COST: £1 per egg, £3 for tea & hot cross buns. MORE INFO: Tel 01475 529 543 & bookings Mon 6 – Fri 10 & Mon 13 – Fri 17 Apr Junior Multi Activity Weeks A full week of sport for 8 - 15 yr. olds to get active, learn new skills and make new friends, on land and water! Week 1 full day sessions available, week 2 AM or PM sessions. Get 6 or more children together and book your own course. WHERE: Castle Semple Visitor Centre COST: FULL DAYS £145 or 5 HALF DAYS £85 MORE INFO: Tel 01505 842 882 Ex 20 & bookings Sat 11 & Sun 12 Apr Big WoW weekend Find out about all the animals we have been filming weasels, badgers, roe deer and more. Ringing demonstrations throughout the day, weather dependent. WHERE: Muirshiel Country Park WHEN: 10.00 - 16.00 hrs both days MORE INFO: Tel 01505 842 882 Ex 20 www.hessilhead.org.uk Each year Hessilhead Wildlife Rescue Trust take in many rescue seals and bring them back to their animal hospital for treatment. Once they are well enough we release them back into the wild. Without the centre many seals would die or be left too unwell to survive. In the wild seal pups and seals face many threats. These include being caught in fishing nets, getting hit by boats, dog bites whilst resting on beaches, ingesting and entanglement in marine litter and debris and being shot. Hessilhead currently have six seals in their rehabilitation facility that have been rescued and need help . Rescued seal need large amount of oily fish to regain weight and condition. A Common seal pup would not be considered for release until it weighs 35KG and a Grey seal pup 45KG. Gaining weight and overcoming injuries or illness can take several months. At Present Hessilhead Wildlife Rescue Trust's feed bill for Herring fish which is used to feed the seals is over £800 per week. There is also veterinary drugs and treatment that can be costly as a further expense. It is estimated that each seal cost's £2000 to feed and rehabilitate. Hessilhead work extremely hard to help all wildlife back to the wild. On behalf of Hessilheads injured and sick seals we would like to thank you for your donation. http://www.gofundme.com/ox44vk Sun 26 Apr Pedal the Park: Cycling Festival Join Ride 63 Community Cycle Club and the Park Staff for a fun day out pedalling in the Park! There is a ‘Road Ride’, ‘Mt Bike Ride’ plus family friendly ride, prizes and activities. Event village with lots of entertainment including a ‘Rollapaluza’! No bike?! Hire one from RT Cycles’ Martin. WHERE: Castle Semple Centre. Road and Mt Bike ride info on Ride 63 Facebook page WHEN: From 10.00 hrs MORE INFO: Tel 01505 842 882 Ex 21. 17 RSPB Local Group The next meeting of the Renfrewshire Royal Society for the Protection of Birds Local Group will be held on Friday 10 April 2015 at 7.30 pm. There will be an illustrated talk entitled Swifts by Clare Darlaston. Lochwinnoch Art Group The month of April will see the final two meetings of our 2014 - 2015 Syllabus. Monday 13th April: Animal Sketching in Pastel. Monday 27th April: "Lochwinnoch Street Scene" - Sketching. Both meetings will be held in the "Space Room" of the McKillop Institute between 7.30pm - 9.30pm. We hope the weather will allow us to sketch out of doors on the 27th but we shall still base ourselves in the McKillop. It might be raining!! ... (and we'll still want our coffee / tea break). Although we're a "selfhelp" group we do have three tutor demos each year. Last month we enjoyed a very informative demo of Oil painting on an Acrylic base entitled "Seascape" by Neil MacDonald. The meeting will be held in the McMaster Centre, Donaldson Drive, Renfrew PA4 8LX. All welcome, admission free. The Greatest Loser I have just been awarded the Greatest Loser Award for Slimming World Kilbirnie having almost halved my body weight from 15 and a half stone to 8 stone (7 and a half stone off) in precisely 1 year, to the day. Having tried for 20 years to achieve this, I am feeling like a new person. I could not have done this without the help, support and fantastic healthy eating plan at Slimming World Kilbirnie and my wonderful consultant, Joy Crosby. I would also, very importantly like to thank all my previous customers at the Post Office and nearly everyone I have come into contact with in the village over the past year for the continuous encouragement and genuine delight expressed as those pounds disappeared - this helped so much as I felt I could not let everyone down after the level of support I have been shown. Thank you lovely people of Lochwinnoch for helping change my life! Donna Armstrong 18 Cllr Andy Doig Police Scotland have reported to me that in the last month one weekend saw a concerning incident at Harvey Terrace in Lochwinnoch involving an individual who was intoxicated with alcohol and drugs, whilst they did stress this was a one off incident, and we need to put everything into context, this is still very concerning. Penny Appeal Animal Support & Rescue is a charity based in Howwood. Some of you may know Penny, who has 'Narcolepsy' which means she can fall asleep without notice. She has not had a serious episode for some time however this mnth she collapsed in her stable and got trapped behind her stable door. Thankfully the girls were on hand and after some time managed to get her moved to a position that she could get up. As you can imagine at 17'3" this was not an easy job. We previously raised some funds to put padding on the walls but unfortunately it was not enough to complete it. We are appealing for people to donate £1 to help us complete the safety adjustments in her stable. Please if you can help to keep Penny safe: Text ASAR22 £1 to 70070 Paypal: animalrescueglasgow@gmail.com Accordingly, I have reiterated to council officers that I want CCTV installed in the centre of Lochwinnoch as soon as possible to keep our village safe and secure as there has been anti social behaviour in the Calder Street area too over the last six months of a more sustained nature. Recently I spoke to a colleague, who lives elsewhere in Renfrewshire, who took great pleasure in informing me that in her opinion Lochwinnoch was one of the most beautiful villages in Renfrewshire. I totally agree, and we want to keep it that way. At the beginning of each calendar year council officers ask all Councillors for a list of roads in their wards which they feel are in need of repair, needless to say this list is always longer than the resources they require. However, the last Environment Board of Renfrewshire Council approved investment in the A760 Kilbirnie Road, at Lochlip, and the Roadhead, of £50,600, and £72,600 respectively, in B786 Stepends Road, at Boghead, and Mid Barnaigh, of £39,600, and £39,600 respectively, in Bridesmill Road of £57,200, and in Lochlip Road of £48,400. This represents a total significant investment in the infrastructure of Lochwinnoch of £308,000 which I have been fighting for, as our villages deserve their fair share of funding. Along with my Scottish Parliamentary colleague, Stewart 19 Maxwell MSP, I have been working to secure funding for some Lochwinnoch young people who are part of the Borneo Team Challenge which involves them travelling to Borneo to work on community projects there. Stewart and I have managed to put the Team in touch with the Young Explorers Trust, the Next Challenge, and the Royal Geographical Society for possible funding. These local young people are a credit to themselves, their parents, and their school, and I wish them every success in their venture to make a difference in Borneo. I very much want to make myself available to local residents in Lochwinnoch and please note my Lochwinnoch advice surgery is on the 4th Wednesday of the month, at 7:30pm, in the McKillop Institute, excluding July. However, I am available at any time to constituents who can call me on 07534 148224, tweet me on CllrAndy4Ward8, or email me at cllr.andy.doig@renfrewshire.gov.uk Yours Sincerely, Cllr Andy Doig (SNP) DOG LOVERS WANTED! Do you miss the company of a dog? Do you have some spare time? Do you have a dog-friendly home and garden? If so, you could be suitable to look after friendly dogs on an as required basis. Applications from the Lochwinnoch area welcome. Remuneration available. Please phone Faye on 01505 690391 or email faye.carruthers@barkingmad.uk.com For All Your Garage Door Needs Hospice Community Garden Garage Doors • Remote Control Openers Installation • Repairs • Spares For more than 15 years St Vincent’s Hospice has aspired to create a garden at the rear of the hospice. The cost involved is huge – we need to raise £75,000 to create the structure for this ambitious project. Thanks to the hard work and dedication of our volunteer Katrina Vine we have recently received funding from the Landfill Community Fund, through the support of the Malcolm Group, William Tracey Group and Helping Hands Association. This funding allows the landscaping to begin but to create the garden we need to raise a further £75,000. Currently our garden consists of a sloped grassed area with a large but leaking pond. This project will completely transform the area to create an accessible, welcoming tranquil space; a special garden facility for St Vincent’s Hospice, the local community and beyond. Chief Executive Kate Lennon explains: ‘As a large sloping site, the challenge has been to design it so that it will be fully wheelchair accessible and also dementia safe. This requires altering ground levels, creating wheelchair adequate pathways, building seating areas, creating a terraced seating area, raised sensory areas and fully 0141 950 1423 01505 842 176 01786 820 130 FREE ESTIMATES FREE SURVEYS FREE INSURANCE REPORTS GLASGOW AYRSHIRE STIRLING Roadhead, Lochwinnoch PA12 4JG (10 mins from Glasgow Airport on A737) refurbishing the current pond. Natural, local materials will be used as much as possible, with extensive use of dry stone walls to give the garden a traditional feel’. ‘This project will create a garden space for patients and families to enjoy and help support care. However, making the garden accessible to our whole community is a big objective for the hospice. The philosophy of the hospice is to care for all in need of our care – we want our garden to reflect this’. The garden will be open to the public in the summer, and we expect it to be a calm and welcoming place that works on many levels, helping people in many different ways. We need your help to make this all possible. You can donate by texting SVHH14 and the amount you wish to donate to 70070. You can also donate via the fundraising office on 01505 705635. T: 01505 705635 E: info@svh.co.uk W: www.svh.co.uk St Vincent’s Hospice is a Scottish Registered Charity SC006888 and member of the Fundraising Standards Board. Editorial and Copy for Chatterbox Let us have your stories, notices, news, information, events and items of interest – either hand-deliver them to the Chatterbox drop-box in the Library or preferably e-mail them to us at: chatterbox@lochwinnoch.info Electronic submission with full colour pictures are preferred. 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