September 2015 • Issue #191 - Wheels on the Road Magazine

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Published Since November 1999
September 2015 • Issue 191 • Still $3 bucks
Standing Up For Our 2nd Amendment Rights!
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THIS MONTH’S CONTRIBUTORS: Axman, Charley Blackwolf,
Chuck Lehmann, Cookie Dee, Doob, Doug Scofield, Frank T, Fern,
Freddy J, Gabe Carrera, Huck, Killer Chuck, MM, Sharon,
Stormy, Tattoo Dave, Willie Woo, Coco Puff & Mickey Bear!!!
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See page 45 for Full Flyer
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In loving memory of Bernie, Chrissy, Clay, Big Ed, Bob Amchir, Animal, Ricky, Pervert, Roger-Kenny & Pauly 1%’ers, Mojo, Vinny Margotta, Poppy, Gunslinger, “Louie”, Davida, Daldone, Irene Powell & Dave Carter
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Around So Fla
by Miami Mike, Publisher
MiamiMike@wheelsontheroad.com
This past month we
lost a few good
brothers. Dirty Dick
1%er, (AOA Ft.
Laud), Wrench
(Keltics MC) and
Pyle, (Wheels of
Man MC).
The funeral for
Dirty Dick 1%er was held at the
AOA Dania Beach clubhouse with
well over 400 people in attendance.
Cookie (Dee) cooked for days to
prepare an awesome buffet which the
crowd appreciated. The stuffed
cabbage was awesome... but went too
fast! (Dee explains how she makes
them in this issue by the way.) The
memorial ‘Blow Out’ celebration for
Wrench was just how he wanted it to
be... but maybe with a little less rain.
The club put on an awesome buffet as
they usually do at any Keltic clubhouse event. Plye’s memorial and
party will be held on September 11th
at the Wheels of Man clubhouse. See
the flyer on page 43.
Because of some health issues we
did not go to many other events this
past month, however we did get out
to Smokey and Diesel’s birthday
party at their Los Coquis MC
clubhouse. The pool table was
weighed down by all the trays of food
which is a requirement (in their bylaws I think) of a Los Coquis party. I
spotted Jimmy Les banging on the
bongos like a chimpanzee... (Les,
don’t quit your exterminating job)
The house was packed to the max. If
you were claustrophic it was best to
stay outside. Smokey and Diesel said
they were real happy that everyone
showed up and enjoyed their hospitality. The other two parties we went to
were the Scurvey Few MC event
which had a great turnout especially
because of the on and off rain
showers brought to us by the
remanants of Tropical Storm Erika.
The food was prepared by the club
members and it was especially good,
and the music by Grant Piper was
also very good. They played a lot of
covers you usually don’t hear. I was
there for a couple of hours and I had a
good time with the Scurvy Few crew.
Later that evening we rode over to
Post 180 to listen to Gabe thank
everyone who helped him on his
“trip”. (It was really all ‘blue screen’
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like the moon landing... as he hid in
my office for 3 months) But, he
raised close to 50 grand (and counting) and that was a good thing for the
kids that rely on their medical care at
Joe Dimaggio Children’s Hospital.
Gabe and everyone at the post had a
great time, especially with the price
of drinks where as Gabe put it... “you
can get plastered for less than 20
bucks...” or something to that effect.
Next issue you will read more about
these events as Axman and Gabe had
already finished their articles, but I
left mine until the very last minute
before going to the printer. (Unfortunately I was not able to go to the
AOA Anniversary or the Tattoo Expo
for the first time since it’s inception,
but Axman, Chuck and others went
and wrote about it in this issue).
Next month there are a few
benefits. One is for Contos, who is
unable to walk and is in a wheelschair
from complications due to some
fucked up medical procedure.
Another benefit is to raise money for
a large reward to catch the killers of
Carley Chapman, the daughter of a
member of the Fly~In Wheels MC,
and for her friend, Se’ Sawn Danford.
Outcast, States and Keltics MC’s
are all having parties in September
(Mystic Seven MC is holding their
Annual Oct 4th) and of course the
Key West Poker Run will be celebrating it’s 43rd year. If you plan on
going and DO NOT have a room you
are going to need a lot of luck finding
a place to stay since I heard that there
were no rooms left in Key West. I
also want to remind those of you who
are going to buy a damn $10 poker
hand or three! Most of the hotels, bars
and shops in Key West do not donate
a nickle to the charities but those that
do will be listed on brochues you can
find once you get down there. In
addition to poker hand cards, all the
profits from Poker Run merchandise
that is sold at Peterson’s is donated to
the Diabetes Research Foundation.
(The profits down in the keys is
donated to the Florida Keys Rotary
Clubs) So plan on spending $10 or
more to make sure the Peterson
charities receive a big chuck of
change, plus you will feel like you
are doing something worthwhile and
not just riding down for a party! (All
event and party flyers can be found in
this issue.)
Remember that if you are a club or
organization and are having a moneymaking event you should spend a few
bucks and place a party flyer in
WOTR. And if you have a business
you should also run an ad. Prices are
listed on page 10 and there are some
Look at that...
he broke his finger...
Thanks for the
birthday presents...
Now what do I do
with them???
Hi Coco...
Smokey
hold’in
Jimmy
Jam’in
We told you to buy a poker
hand didn’t we???
Man, this guy spent $800 on a hotel
room & booze & didn’t buy a $10
poker hand!!!
Miami Mike continues on page 42
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RIDING, DOWN SOUTH
“In Loving Memory of My Dad”
By Axman... Axman@axmanpictures.com
My wife and I have been long overdue for a vacation. For the last two
years we have only been able to take a three day weekend now and then.
Both of us have worked very hard, putting in long hours and having very
little time for ourselves. This is going to change. We have booked a
seven day cruise! She tricked me into it and I am very glad and thankful
that she did. When it comes to vacation time, my objective always has
been to visit my Mom in Germany. My Dad passed away three years
ago. Vicky and I attended his funeral which also marked our last
vacation. I have been checking the internet for reasonable airfares to
Bremen all year long, but the rates have been incredibly high.
Depending on the airline and the routing they wanted between $ 1500.00
and $ $2000.00 per person. Spending that much money just to get there,
without even having had a German Bratwurst or my favorite “Krauesen”
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(beer) was simply not in the
budget. Vicky did a lot of
research and she found us a
great deal on Norwegian
Cruise Lines for a little over
$1800.00 for the both us,
which obviously includes all
food, a room with a balcony
and the full liquor package.
Now, we are talking! I
mentioned this to my Mom
and she was really excited for
the both of us. She said that
whenever we come to Germany we do not have a real vacation, as we
are running around to see our friends (which I certainly don’t mind) and
I am still answering all my work e-mails in the morning and at night.
When she gave me her o.k. I immediately called Vicky to set us up. We
will be leaving on October 3rd, the day before her birthday, returning on
October 10th. The ports of call will be St. Thomas, Tortola and Nassau.
For the first time in a very long time, I will be completely disconnecting
from work and I will be re-charging my batteries. This was also the
reason why we decided to go for the liquor package instead of the WIFI
package.
On Saturday (07/31)
Vicky and I had tickets
to see the Dave
Matthews Band in
concert at the Perfect
Vodka Amphitheatre in
West Palm Beach. We
were very glad that we
had assigned seats under
the covered area as it
was raining cats and
dogs all afternoon long
Tell Lloyd
Miami Mike
sent ya!
and for a big part of the show. It was another
great DBM concert and we enjoyed it a lot. I
still say that it did not come close to Rolling
Stones concert. However, my wife begs to
differ.
On Saturday (08/08) I attended the 20th
South Florida Tattoo Expo which was held at
the Marriott Coral Springs Hotel on Heron
Bay Blvd. My friend Alex had rented a room
again and I was very thankful that he did. I
arrived around 2:00 p.m., met up with him,
got the key for they room, dropped off my
backpack and jumped into action. I was able
to get a sneak preview of the girls that had
signed up for the bikini contest. Obviously,
that made for the some great Kodak moments
right there. I was looking forward to
watching the competition as the contestants
looked far better than the gals from the year
before. For some reason, a fight broke out which cut the contest short...
oh well.
Listening to the buzzing sounds in the main room always gets me
really excited. It makes me want to get another tattoo. Once I have
finally figured out what I want, I will ask Danny King of Cool Cat
Tattoos to draw something up for me. I am pretty certain that it will have
something to do with our beloved cat, Princess, which we lost last year.
Tons of great vendors displayed their goodies and some of the greatest
tattoo artists put their artwork on to human canvas. The musical
entertainment was out of this world as well. We are very blessed with a
lot of local bands that are very talented. Bands that stuck out for me in
particular were, My Soul to Keep and Lipstick Killers, with Kent “Bam
Bam” Blankenship on drums. I had already seen My Soul to Keep on
several occasions, but Lip Stick Killers was another first for me. I was
blown away by the band, their sound and their stage show. Their front
man, “Gypsy Alice” had everybody under his spell. What a great
performance! Keep up the good work.
The following day (08/09) I rode over to the Outlaw MC’s clubhouse
where their 48th Anniversary Party was held. It was also Moldy 1%er’s
67th birthday. A lot of people came out to celebrate his birthday with
him. As a matter of fact,
the yard was jampacked. It was a very hot
afternoon, and the cold
refreshments came in
very handy. Hired Gunz
cranked out some great
tunes for everybody’s
enjoyment. I was having
a great time and I stayed
for quite a while.
On my way home I
made a pit-stop a
Flossie’s. All of a sudden I got very dizzy and I had to get inside the airconditioned bar. I was completely dehydrated. I had plenty of ice cold
water and some food. I stayed inside for almost two hours before I
started to feel better again. In the meantime, I watched the Fly~In
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SFPC NOW!
by “Tattoo Dave” Amchir
TattooDaveWog@aol.com
National President:
Wings of Gold MC
Chief Director:
SFPC Toys in the Sun Run
In Memory of
Bob Amchir
Thanks to everyone who came out
and supported the 20th Annual South
Florida Tattoo Expo on August 7-9 at
the Coral Springs Marriott Hotel. This
event benefits the Joe DiMaggio
Children’s Hospital and this year we
were able to raise over $40,000,
despite other multiple events
happening on the same weekend
throughout South Florida and beyond.
There were many tattoo artists from
many shops from across the East
Coast inking from open to close,
nonstop, all weekend. Spike TV’s
Inkmaster was on site with many past and present celebrity tattoo artists
at their booths giving tips and techniques to many inquisitive minds.
The music never seemed to stop with great performances by My Soul To
Keep, Lipstick Killers, Jolly Badfellow, 1000 Pounds of Thrust, Skinny
Jimmy & the Stingrays, Slip & the Spinouts, Cuban Pete & the Hialeah
Hooligans and Jeff Vitolo & the Quarter Mile Rebels (all the way from
the West Coast) closing out both Friday and Saturday nights to a packed
house!
Also,
thanks to
Morgan
LaRue &
her
Shimmy
Shake
Revue
performing
her
outstanding
burlesque
shows,
and Joe
Amato
and Skin
Mechanics 2016 FLHX Street Glide Standard
with their
off the wall suspension shows throughout the weekend. Thanks to Dr.
Larry Katt for offering his services all weekend to allow the
suspension shows to take place at this great event. Without a doctor
present at any said event across the United States, suspension shows
cannot be legally performed.
Thanks to Cruisers of South Florida for a great classic car/
motorcycle show on Sunday with over 100 show cars and
motorcycles. A big thanks to Scary Mary and her Evolpets for their
fetish shows which were enjoyed by all. And last, thanks to all my
Wings of Gold MC members, DWB and the Midnight Reapers. From
the Staff to the Security we had no issues and the event was run like
a well-oiled machine.
Next year’s event will take place on August 12-14, 2016 at the
Coral Springs Marriott Hotel. Check out the South Florida Tattoo
Expo Facebook page for many photos from the event. Also, see the
list of all the winners from this year’sonline as well.
Preparation for this year’s SFPC Toys in the Sun Run, scheduled
for Sunday, December 6, 2015, is underway! Magic 102.7 radio
station is our official station for this year’s run. Bands that have been
mentioned and are in negotiation as our headliners are George
Thorogood and the Destroyers, Peter Frampton, REO Speedwagon
and 38 Special. Next month’s issue we will have the entertainment
secured. This year’s Toy Run Raffle Bike is a 2016 HD FLHX Street
Glide Standard (pictured at left) with a trailer.
For the month of September Southern MC will be hosting their
Annual Teddy Bear Run on the 6th at their Clubhouse in Homestead.
On Saturday the 12th the Outcasts MC will be hosting a party at
Mickey’s and on Sunday the 13th the States MC will be hosting their
Annual Key West Poker Run Tune Up Party at their clubhouse in
Pompano. Phil Peterson’s Annual Key West Poker Run will start on
September 17 and end on Sunday the 20th. And last for the SFPC
Calendar of Events, the Keltics MC will be having a party on the
27th. See Flyers in this issue for more info on these events and
remember to support the SFPC MC Clubs and Associations.
Until next month, B-Cool, Tattoo Dave Amchir
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Good
News
By Doug Scofield
DougWOTR@gmail.com
As the council’s from West Palm
Beach and the Treasure Coast came
together and rode to Fort Lauderdale to
support AOA and the loss of one of their
brothers I couldn’t help but to reflect on
how grateful I am to be part of the
motorcycle community that comes
together to support each other; whether
it be to help with hospital bills or to say
good bye to one of our own... for we are
family.
This has been a rough month and
unfortunately as we age, death’s are
going to be more frequent. Recently,
I’ve had to offer my condolences to
family and friends of four old riding buddies. We all rode together some
30-35 years ago and it really bothers me that it has to be a long distant
correspondence. We aren’t promised tomorrow, scripture puts it this
way: James 4:13-14 Come now, you who say, “Today or tomorrow we
will go to such and such a city, spend a year there, buy and sell, and
make a profit”; whereas you do not know what will happen tomorrow.
For what is your life? It is even a vapor that appears for a little time and
then vanishes away.
The anniversary of 911 is always on my mind when I write my
September article. I pray that future generations will never forget what
transpired on that horrific day; the innocent lives lost and the sacrifices
that first responders made and for those that went to war to protect our
freedoms. On that day those in the Twin Towers or on those planes,
were making plans for that afternoon or that evening or planning
vacations and then, unexpected tragedy.
We have chosen a dangerous life-style; especially in south Florida and
especially during the winter months when snowbirds return. The rider
must be very aware of the vehicles on the road at all times. When I
travel south I usually have at least one that isn’t paying attention, I know
that all that ride have lots of close calls... are you ready?
I am thankful that the Maker of the universe extends love, grace and
mercy to all that seek. Rev 3:20-21 “Behold, I stand at the door and
knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to
him and dine with him, and he with Me. To him who overcomes I will
grant to sit with Me on My throne, as I also overcame and sat down with
My Father on His throne.”
Jesus loves bikers so much that He endured a horrible beating and
public humiliation and He willingly stretched out His hands and died for
us, so we can enjoy a freedom that God planned since He created the
heavens and earth.
If you have any questions or if Calvary Chapel MM can be of any
service, e-mail me or call me at 954-448-1235.
Riding free on the Treasure Coast, Doug.
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The Times We Live In
By Charley Blackwolf • Email: df2595@aol.com
BROKEN SYSTEMS AND
DELICATE SENSIBILITIES
(written August 7th, following the
FOX News debate)
The truth is it’s not about Ms.
Kelly’s or anyone else’s delicate
sensibilities being offended. Nobody
gives a flying crap if she is having
her period. It’s about saving our
country. Washington and the
Democratic and Republican parties
are beyond corrupt. What is
currently in place and has been for
the past fifty years is unsustainable.
I wrote Black Sun – White Sand in 1993, before Timothy McVeigh and
Terry Nichols bombed the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in downtown
Oklahoma City. Publishers told me, “Too far-fetched, could never happen.”
Then on September 11, 2001 some religious, zealot, perverted, crazies
crashed two passenger jets into the World Trade Center. So much for “too
far-fetched.” This was followed in 2003 by George W. Bush’s
administration determining that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction and
invasion was the solution.
At this point in time we have exactly what I predicted in 1993 and that is a
political system that has become so corrupt that it is no longer functional.
God bless those trying to work within it to make change, Fiorina, Rubio,
Cruz, Bush, etc. All good people and obviously extremely dedicated. The
problem is they are trying to work within a dysfunctional, antiquated, selfserving environment. Sad truth is they are actually part of the problem in
that they are so ingrained and such slaves to that system the likelihood of
them ever leaving their comfort zone, overcoming the current entrenched
bureaucracy and actually managing to get done what needs to be done has to
be regarded as extremely remote.
Not only are the Republican and Democratic Parties part of the problem,
the news media is also so corrupt in self-serving bias that they no longer
give a damn what the public thinks and serve only to promote prescribed
agenda as dictated to them. In fact both CNN and FOX have finally
managed to reach the point where they substantiate Joseph Goebbels in the
Nazi party line, “Propaganda must not
investigate the truth objectively and, in so far
as it is favorable to the other side, present it
according to the theoretical rules of justice;
yet it must present only that aspect of the
truth which is favorable to its own side.”
FOX clearly demonstrated this by starting
the Republican debate with a biased question,
specifically directed to attack Trump. If he
had not been there do you really think the
question regarding party loyalty would have
been asked? Get real! FOX hierarchy either
directed (or strongly suggested) mediators
specifically ask that question. There was no
point to the question as no information was
gained. If you don’t know Donald Trump is
outside the established party system, you’ve
been living under a rock. Difficult to believe
FOX or anyone else in the news business
lives there.
CNN is just as bad, maybe worse. CNN
will tell you what they (and their bosses)
want you to hear. Pretty much reflects the
propaganda philosophy of WWII Germany,
likely dictated by self-serving personalities
reflective of characters developed in Black
Sun – White Sand that would like to see
redistribution of wealth in this country.
In fact news agencies... all of them, CBS, ABC, NBC, FOX, CNN,
Washington Post, NY Times, etc., simply no longer deserve public trust.
Advertising economics forces them to be completely in bed with party
bosses in promoting information suitable to specific cause as they are
directed. Despite open and honest claims truth in news reporting is not the
objective when it comes in conflict with political views of those spending
money on advertising time and as a result reporting is slanted to promote
desired bias. It is truly a sad state of affairs when the most trustworthy thing
reported is the weather.
Now institutionalized, the system has become unmanageable and is filled
with politically astute that are certain to oppose any fundamental change to
its processes and procedures of doing business. There is little imagination in
determining that anyone trying to work through a dysfunctional system is
doomed to failure.
Consider history. A fundamental fact is that, humans haven’t changed. In
410 it is likely that Alaric of the Visigoths considered the Romans in the
same way right before they invaded and conquered Rome as did Ragnar
Lodbrok, and his Vikings when they found Charles the Bald to be weak and
appeasing after he paid them nearly 6000 pounds of silver and gold to leave
Paris. An action that pretty much bankrupted all of Europe. Same thing with
the Aztecs and the Spaniards. Current policies out of Washington dictate the
same response of appeasement and payoff. Just consider this: How much
time are we giving Iranians before an inspection of their nuclear facilities?
It’s a joke! Clearly history demonstrates appeasement and payoff as a poorly
conceived success path.
It is hard to think that, after the actions of the current administration, that
the Iranian Ayatollahs would not consider the United States as “fruit ripe for
the picking”. Obviously, as it relates to our global standing, many other
international leaders and agencies are certain to share a similar sense of
disrespect.
Is Donald Trump an arrogant asshole? You bet! No question about that. So
was General Patton. Trump is blunt and to the point. But you know what,
he’s the same arrogant asshole that understands economics, fundamental
business practices and organizational development and can see through the
bullshit of Vladimir, the Chinese, Mexicans, Koreans and the Iranian
Ayatollahs because in dealing with Donald there would be no doubt that if
your screw with the United States we will kick your ass.
Quite frankly while blunt, offensive to some, Mr. Trump is a refreshing
change from the status quo and is likely the only chance we have to prevent
us from repeating the history of the Romans. If we don’t make the change to
an economically viable, sustainable government with secure borders and a
strong military our children or grandchildren will likely be bar-b-queuing
their house cats and shooting each other in the
streets for a can of beans.
Also, no matter how FOX tries to spin it, it
is highly doubtful 24 million people tuned in
to listen to Jeb Bush or to discuss Ms. Kelly’s
menstruation cycle. Mr. Trump brought those
ratings and will continue to survive and do
well because he represents the patriotic will
and capability to make changes that will
ensure our children and grandchildren do not
grow up learning to speak Chinese.
In parting consider this: How do you get the
Mexicans to pay for the fence? Don’t really
think that is a problem. Current laws would
allow tariffs to restrict trade and increase the
price of imported goods and services from
Mexico (or wherever) and we can certainly tax
the hell out of anybody that wants to go
there... or come here on vacation. Fence paid
for... The End! Charley Blackwolf
AUGUST 25th POST SCRIPT: Iowa, New
Hampshire and Alabama polls indicate I was
right. The Iranian deal is even worse than
we thought. The Chinese have crashed the
stock market. Now I pray... every day... that
I’m wrong in Black Sun-White Sand. CB
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ABATE UPDATE
By “Frank T” Hammons, SE Chapter President
Email: pres@abatese.us
This has been one hell of a month. I have had the
opportunity to visit a bunch of clubhouses and have
many more to visit. During these travels I have had
the pleasure of meeting and shaking hands with more
members of the local biker community than I can
count, with many more to meet. I’m trying to meet
the MC leadership to introduce myself, and put a
name on a face. Of course, I’m also promoting
ABATE of Florida Inc., discussing issues that might
be of concern, and seeking support by inviting
individuals to officially sign up and join ABATE to
support our mission. I have been pleasantly surprised
in meeting a large number of ABATE members, who
upon initial meeting you would never know that they
were ABATE members, some of which are lifetime
members. The only way you would know is if you
asked them. Just because you don’t see an ABATE
patch, it doesn’t mean that person is not a member.
The Southeast Chapter has 530 members.
ABATE Southeast members represented the Chapter while attending the South Florida
Tattoo Expo (hosting our safety booth) Other events I attended included: the AOA 48th
Anniversary Party, Ft. Lauderdale Anniversary Party, and the LOS COQUIS MC Birthday
Party for Smokey and Diesel. If you missed any of these events, you missed a good time.
On a very sad note, also this past month ABATE Southeast members attended the funeral
service for AOA’s Dirty Dick 1%er and the celebration of life and blowout party for Wrench,
Keltics MC. The services were heartfelt, solemn and respectfully attended by a large
contingent of the bikers from national, regional and local communities. Both bikers will be
greatly missed and are GBNF.
There was a letter to the editor on August 2nd in the Sun-Sentinel titled “state motorcycle
organizing lobby effort”. It is a plea for information from anyone who has lost someone in a
motorcycle crash that was the fault of another vehicle, Especially when the other vehicle
involved was just cited with a traffic violation and nothing more. If you have such knowledge
or suffered from such a situation, ABATE of Florida would like to hear from you. Please
contact Darrin Brooks via statelegislative@abateflorida.com for other details.
The Southeast Chapter is working to invite some of our local public officials, including
politicians, to our monthly chapter meetings for discussions, questions and answers. This will
be your opportunity to voice your concerns and issues in public. These meetings will be held
at our chapter meeting, time and location will be announced well in advance on our webpage
and hotline and Miami Mike will send out bulk emails. When these events occur I hope that
we have a strong biker attendance to show that they are not dealing with fewer than 30 people.
For those of us who ride motorcycles we know it is dangerous to ride in South Florida, but
how dangerous is it? Hardly a week passes that we don’t read in the newspaper of another
biker losing a life on our local highways. As a matter of fact, according the latest data released
by the Florida Department of Transportation, Miami-Dade County leads the State in
motorcycle fatalities and Broward County is third. The National Highway Transportation and
Safety Administration (NHTSA) published their 2013 national motorcycle data on May 2015.
The data indicated that Florida is second nationally in motorcycle fatalities with 485 deaths,
with Texas being first with 491. Helmet wear was a key topic in this report. It stated that
nationally, helmet use saved 1,630 lives and estimated that it could have saved 715 more if
helmets had been worn. ABATE of Florida Inc., is not pro-helmet or no-helmet, it is prochoice. Let “Those Who Ride Decide” in lieu of a state law mandating that helmets be worn.
Without ABATE’s membership fighting for your right to decide, Florida would most likely
become like the 19 state’s that require mandatory helmet use. Florida’s helmet law requires
helmet use only for anyone under the age of 21. In Florida it is your decision to wear or not
wear a helmet if you are over the age of 21 and have $10,000 worth of medical benefit
insurance to cover your injuries as a result of a motorcycle accident. NHTSA reported that
50% of those who died on a motorcycle in Florida were not wearing helmets and the
remainder were. Additionally, they reported 27% of those who died nationally did not have a
valid motorcycle license. So ride safe and legal.
Florida has over 900,000 endorsed/licensed motorcycle riders and over 500,000 registered
motorcycles. However, ABATE of Florida, Inc., has fewer than 7,000 members. ABATE
represents all of Florida’s motorcyclists even if you are not an ABATE member, but we need
your membership to support our efforts in protecting your Right to Decide. Sadly, statewide
MY CO
STA RICAN RETIREMENT
COSTA
By Doob: DoobCR@gmail.com
A recent ride took us high up in
the mountains to visit the Poas
Volcano. We stopped for breakfast
just below the summit and the
entrance to the National Park. After
DKFST we entered, paid the fee,
parked,and walked the 1/4 mile on
a paved road to the viewing
platform. The crater, almost a 1/2
mile wide is dormant now, but has
erupted 39 times since 1828 and its
last major eruption was in 1910.
At 8,885 ft. it is above the frost line
and sometimes it is bitting cold at
the rim, and you can smell sulfur emiting below. A morning visit is a
must because of cloud cover in the afternoon. On clear days you can see
both the Atlantic and Pacific Coasts. It is an awesome view. One of
many great places to see in C.R. Pura Vida, Doob.
(Just as I was going to print I received an email from Doob that he was
in a motorcycle accident and fractured his foot. Hopefully he will get
past this quickly so he can get back to his normal job... chasing all the
gals in Costa Rica... He’s a tough M-F so he should be back in the
saddle before the end of the month. MM)
ABATE membership is decreasing and the number of individuals who
support “biker rights”, when especially asked by our state politicians,
makes a difference. Even the Southeast Chapter is feeling the pinch;
August 2014 our chapter had 593 members and August 2015 our
membership is now down to 530. In my opinion every motorcyclist
should want their biker rights protected and should support that effort
by being a member of ABATE ($20 annually). Mark my words, if
ABATE of Florida goes away from the lack of biker community
support, each of us will be left to the whims of our state legislators.
Most of whom do not ride motorcycles nor care about bikers in
general. I encourage each of us to unite as one loud biker voice to be
heard in Tallahassee.
The Southeast Chapter has 530 active members and how awesome
would it be if each of those 530 members signed up, just ONE brother
or sister?? We could become a very, very powerful force and voice
for biker rights, not only locally but statewide... think about it. I’m
just sayin’, United We Stand, Divided We Fall.
Mark your calendars for a visit to Avon Park to attend the ABATE
of Florida Autumn Bike Fest that is happening October 2-3-4, 2015.
The event will encompass the entire Main Street of Avon Park. There
will be biker and family activities, live bands, food and beer garden,
primitive camping available, and numerous vendors. This is now the
major fundraiser for ABATE of Florida Inc., and your support would
be greatly appreciated. Event information can be found at
www.floridaabate.com.
Everyone is invited to attend our Southeast Chapter’s monthly
meeting and events. Our next meeting is September 20th at the
American Legion Post 321, 9081 SW 51st, Cooper City, at 10 a.m. To
keep up to date with the ABATE Southeast Chapter, checkout our
website (abatese.org) or Hotline 24/7 (954-310-4636) for Chapter
information. You may always contact me at pres@abatese.us.
RIDE FREE RIDE SAFE!!! With respect, Frank T.
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Ummm... Good Cookin’ with Cookie
By Dee: Dorinda.Paikoff@aol.com
ROAD WORKS - Call Colin at 954-718-6850 or 954-588-9346 or
email: prismusic2001@aol.com Played Asylum, Hollywood Bandstand, all WOTR Parties, Flossies, Rookies, and many other venues.
Stuffed Cabbage
1 large head green cabbage, about
2 to 2¼ pounds
1 pound ground beef
1 pound ground chicken (can just
use all beef if you want I like it
healthier )
2 eggs (not necessary, you can
leave them out, but they do
make the meat fluffier)
1 medium onion, grated or minced
4 garlic cloves, minced
2 teaspoons sea salt
1 teaspoon black pepper
½ cup raw long-grain white rice
Tomato Sauce
2 tablespoons butter
2 cloveS garlic, finely chopped
1 medium onion, chopped (medium dice)
2 15-ounce cans tomato sauce
2 tablespoons (or more to taste)
apple cider vinegar
¼ to ¾ cup dark brown sugar
(Depending on amount of
sweetness you prefer. Start with
¼ cup and taste sauce, adding if
you like it sweeter. Salt and
pepper to taste.
Fill a large pot with water and
bring it to a rolling boil. When the water comes to a boil, fill a large
bowl with ice water. Cut out as much of the core as you can from the
bottom of the cabbage, then drop the whole, cored head into the boiling
water for 5 to 10 minutes. Once the leaves separate and are pliable,
immediately remove and drop the blanched leaves that separated in the
ice water. Once cooled down, remove and pat the leaves dry.
Set aside about 16 of the largest leaves for stuffing and rolling, then
chop some of the remaining leaves to make 1 cup of chopped cabbage
and reserve. Mix the ground beef with the eggs, grated onion, garlic,
salt, pepper, and rice. (If you use cooked rice, you can test the seasoning
of the meat mixture to your liking by frying up or microwaving a piece
of it and tasting, if desired). Divide this mixture into sixteen 2-ounce
balls. Using moistened hands, form the balls long. Place a long ball of
filling near the bottom of a cabbage leaf (if the vein in the leaf is really
thick, shave it down with a knife before placing the beef on it, being
careful not to cut through the leaf itself.). Begin to roll it up, folding
both sides over the filling, and finish rolling to enclose the filling, like
an eggroll. Continue, filling and rolling all the cabbage leaves. Place
them, seam side down, on a tray or baking sheet. Cover and refrigerate
until ready to use.
Over medium heat, melt the butter in a heavy saucepan. Sauté the
second onion until soft and golden. Add the garlic and saute for 2 more
minutes, then add the reserved chopped cabbage and sauté briefly. Add
the tomato sauce, lemon juice, brown sugar, salt and pepper to taste, and
stir to combine. Increase the heat until it comes to a boil, then lower it
and simmer for 5 minutes.
Line the bottom of a 13 x 9 roasting pan or glass dish with a layer of
sauce. Place cabbage rolls, seam side down, on top of sauce. Top
cabbage rolls with remaining sauce and sprinkle a little brown sugar on
top then cover the whole pan with tin foil. Bake for 2 hours in a
preheated 350F oven. Enjoy! Dee
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Axman continues from page 9
Wheels MC presenting
a surprise birthday
cake to their brother
Bear. The cake looked
awesome. I was very
glad that they offered
me a piece as it was
very yummy.
On Saturday (08/15)
I missed the funeral
for Dirty Dick 1%er
which was held the
Outlaw MC’s
Clubhouse as I had to go to work that day. By the time I arrived the
crowd had thinned out quite a bit. From what I was told it was a
beautiful service with
many in attendance.
I rode home from there
to spend some time with
my wife. After a nice long
hot shower and a great
dinner I scooted over the
clubhouse of the Keltics
MC to participate in the
celebration of Carl
“Wrench” Levene’s life
who had lost his battle
with cancer. Wrench has
been a great brother. He was very well
liked and respected by the local biker
community. Needless to say, the turnout
of people was huge, even though the
weather was less than perfect. A band by
the name of Gridlock was
hired to entertain the masses.
They sounded really great, but
unfortunately their gig was cut
short due to a heavy
downpour flooding the whole
LUFQ
parking lot. They
ended up donating
their money including
the tips they had
received, back to the
Keltics MC. Nice
going – thank you
guys. As usual there
was plenty of great
food available for
which I had no room
for. Wrench got his
final wish. He wanted
no sadness, but a
great party and that is
exactly what he got. I am sure that he was very pleased with what he
saw when he looked down on us. He will be missed, but he will never
ever be
forgotten.
Rest in
Peace
Wrench,
GBNF!
On
Wednesday
(08/29) I
attended
the check
presentation
at the
Georgia
Pig BBQ
and
Restaurant
on 441 in Ft. Lauderdale. I had never been
to this place before. Apparently, everybody
who ate there was praising the food. Not
only that, it is also a family owned biker
friendly
restaurant
that
supported
Gabe’s great
effort to
raise money
for the Joe
DiMaggio
Children’s
Hospital.
They had
made a
pledge to
donate $600
on Gabe’s
(crazy) hero. I am very proud of you for
finishing up the ride and raising the money.
Next month we have lot of great events in
store starting with Southern MC’s Teddy
Bear Run (09/06), Outcast MC’s Party (09/
12), States MC’s Key West Tuneup Party
(09/13), Peterson’s H-D Key West Poker
Run (09/17-09/20), and last but not least the
Keltics MC Party (09/27) – see flyers in this
issue. I hope to see you all at these events.
Until next time, Ride free & safe! Axman
record breaking trip from
Argentina to Alaska.
They ended up cutting a
check for a cool
$1000.00 which was
$400.00 more than they
had initially committed
to. Good going! We got
to watch a sneak preview
for Gabe’s up-coming
documentary. I can’t wait
to see the whole thing.
Again, Gabe you are my
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PARTY TIME
(and work)
By Gabe Carerra
Gabriel@AttorneyThatRides.com
If I would have to
guess I would say that
the question most asked
by friends and
supporters is if I am still
married. I am happy as
an attorney that practices
divorce law “THAT I
AM STILL HAPPILY
MARRIED!” Sorry ladies... When I left my bike in storage in Billings
Montana and walked off that plane in Fort Lauderdale/Hollywood my
wife ran crying to me holding me in a bear hug! My children grabbed
us and it was one big love
fest. My wife looked up at
me with tears flowing down
her face threatening me, “If
you ever leave me like this
again you won’t find me in
the house when you come
back.” Damn! I decided not
HOG so folks could see me day and night, and Chester’s Fort
Lauderdale Harley-Davison in Sunrise. Georgia Pig, a local family
owned BBQ diner located near 441 & Davie Blvd, known by many
WOTR readers as serving the
to tell her how I want to
do the Pan American run
all over again in 2017. It’s
like a drug... I want more,
more, more riding time!
Life back home quickly
became boring with lots
of legal work. I had come
to Fort Lauderdale with
$300 in my pocket and
$400 in the bank. I had no
other savings since it took
me an additional six weeks
to complete the trip due to
break-downs caused by
mechanics at Cuernavaca,
Mexico Harley-Davidson
that screwed up my wiring
harness that burned up the
wires causing shorts in my
system from Mexico to
Canada. If ya want more
detailed info find me at
one of the local MC events
and ask me. I am getting
back on my feet after
almost three (3) months of
establishing a world’s
record. Now back to
reality...
The Georgia Pig Check
Presentation: Many folks
were not aware of the sponsors that pledged, with a handshake, towards
my trip. Some of the sponsors were: Phil Peterson’s Harley-Davidson
of Miami, StarTron Gas Additive, that cures ethanol problems, (and it
does), Chrome Glow a WOTR advertiser that is a super store of LED
lights and sponsored me with bright and powerful LED lights on my
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best Southern BBQ ever, also
pledged $$$ towards my run that
benefitted the SFPC Toys in the Sun Run which benefits Joe DiMaggio
Children’s Hospital and other local South Florida charities. They
pledged an amount that totaled $650. I held a check presentation there
in August and it was standing room only. Tattoo Dave & Joey (WOG
MC), Santa Ed, Hammer (president of Der Kreiger MC), Manny and
the Legion Riders from Post 180, WOTR’s very own Axeman and
Killer Chuck, plus a ton of other great folks showed up to eat BBQ!
The owners of the Georgia Pig got so inspired by Santa Ed’s speech
on how crappy the conditions were at JDCH until the SFPC got
involved by helping them with the $$$ raised by the Toys in the Sun
Run that they added more $$$ to the check totalling $1,000! Axeman
got terri-eyed and stood up and expressed his support by donating a
crispy $100 bill toward the kids. Thank you Axeman for your kind
heart... brother I appreciate ya much.
If you missed it your shit out of luck because Ken and I filmed a
commercial for the 2015 SFPC Toys in the Sun Run to get the word
out. If you see the commercial on Facebook or other social media post
Gabe’s Pan Am Adventure continues on page 22
He
Di
dI
t!!!
HE’S BACK FROM HIS ADVENTURE AND READY TO HELP YOU!
YOU!
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it on your page and let’s get everyone out to the toy run to make it the
best EVER! You will see many faces that you know in the video and
it’s quite funny somewhat but it gets the point across! By the way, if
you want to hear some trip war stories come down to the Peterson’s
Key West Poker Run
where I will be setting
up my tent for the first
time on Duval across the
street from Sloppy Joes
Saloon. Thanks Tommy
(Thug Cycles) for the
spot brother... big
respect!
The Pan American
Run Documentary: I
wrote that I was going to
film, take interviews,
rider video reports and
such to later create a
documentary. Local bands like Hired Guns, Soulicide, and Silent
Addiction are going to
donate their time to
create original music for
the soundtrack and
background sounds. I
think they are also
making some type of
Christmas CD if that is
still the case. I currently
have 2.5 terabytes of
footage and that’s not
counting me narrating
the scenes that also had
to be recorded. I am not a movie star although I look better than Brad
Pitt, but I will do my best to put out a good product with Ken’s help.
The 2015 SFPC Tattoo Expo: Yet another great Tattoo Expo came
and went with all new people getting inked up. I wanted Papa Doc to
doGabe’s
me upplane...
but time did not allow his ink gun to get near my skin. Lots of
LUFQ
$$$ was raised for Joe DiMaggio
Children’s Hospital (around 40 g’s).
Most folks don’t understand how much
the local bikers give to charity every
year throughout events like this, the
Toy Run, Christmas in July, etc. Club
members from the Wings of Gold and
other club volunteers rocked the house
with how they ran the event. Kudos
and my hat comes off to you.... that is
if I can find it.
The Hoka Hey Motorcycle
Challenge 2016 is quickly coming up.
I am gearing up for that if I can just
raise the $600 or so to get my damn
Road King back from Montana. As I
mentioned before, I got back to FL
broke after setting this record. Most
people think Attorneys are rich... I
wish I were. I am more of a Blue
Collar attorney because I refuse to work 70 hours a week with no life. I
prefer to enjoy my family and the wind in my face. Because of that I
am going to work hard to
compete in the Hoka Hey for
2016 that will start in
Southern California to
northern Maine. Throw some
spaghetti on the map and that
is our mapped course. For
more info on what is the
Hoka Hey Motorcycle
Challenge and why they
claim it is the HARDEST
MOTORCYCLE RUN
Marisasway.org
EVER please go to: hokaheychallenge.com.
I’ll Do It Again On An Indian MC:
Now please don’t tell my wife but I desire
to beat my record from Tierra Del Fuego,
150 miles north of Antarctica, to Prudhoe
Bay, Alaska in the spring of 2017 if I am
still alive.
This time I
want to do
it on an
Indian
Motorcycle.
I want to try
something
different
other than a
Harley but
keep
American! I have two years to garner
sponsors and support for the run. Might
even fool them into giving me a free
motorcycle for the trip for 2017. I
made a few mistakes that I promise not
to make again. For example... I will
have my bike shipped to Ushuaia
instead of killing myself diving
it down from Santiago, Chile.
Those 2,500 miles took me 8
days. I would just fly down to
Tierra Del Fuego and commence
my run from the bottom! Who
knows, I might even set the
speed record this time. The
record that I set was the longest
run from South to North on an
American Made Motorcycle.
Can’t wait! Gabe
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Thank You to Todd and Jen and their great staff at The 19th Hole Sports
Bar in believing in us to help get The 19th Hole rolling with LIVE
music. Nothing this huge has happened in Hallandale Beach since the
Button South days! YOU ALL ROCK!
The one downfall of the event on day 2 was that I tried to put together
By Freddy: A1PromotionsGroup@aol.com
a scavenger hunt ride and donate the proceeds from the ride to Joe
DiMaggio Children’s Hospital. I only had 3 riders, so therefore I did not
The 20th Annual South Florida Tattoo
charge the riders, but did give them all an oil change gift certificate from
Expo was AMAZING! Great Music, Great
V-Twin City and On The Road Again. Sadly I was not able to raise any
Entertainment and Great Tattoo Artists
money for the charity. I guess there was a lot going on early that day but
with so many other special events going on
we will try to do it again. Thank you to Jeff Kohn and his friends for
and things to do, it has to be a 3 day event.
doing the ride.
If you have never been to the South Florida
I have been checking out some great original bands in the South
Tattoo Expo check it out next year! You
Florida area and have been doing some original music festivals in
too will be AMAZED!!!
Broward.
Since the beginning of August I was
All the
working on a special musical event with
Eunoia
original
A1 Promotions and Todd Stauffer and his
bands that
wife Jen, owners of The 19th Hole Sports
played at
Bar At The Alley’s in Hallandale Beach
The Leo
for a outside three day event named The
Music
Leo Music Festival for the weekend of
Festival
Friday August 21st thru Sunday August
caught my
23rd with 27 Bands Plus DJ’s, Comedians, Karaoke & other great acts!
attention,
I’m talking 13 genres of music non-stop for three days. The idea of the
so over
event was to celebrate everyone’s birthday who is the sign of LEO and
the next couple of months I will be writing about them starting with
for Todd’s birthday as well. But the main reason to do a event this big
Eunoia and Quantum Waves.
was to introduce the venue to our local music and to introduce everyone
Eunoia is a Proggresive Metal, Trash Metal, Alternative Rock &
in our local
ass sound and vocals
Quantum Rock Band. The band is amazing with a kick Scott
music scene to
that will give you goose bumps. The band also does cover songs!
Waves
the venue. Todd
Their cover songs of Pink Floyd was so close to Pink Floyd,
and his wife Jen
Youtube will not even let me load it... LOL. The Band Members
have only owned
are Alexandro Moreno Vocals/Bass, Bryan Moreno Guitars/
The 19th Hole
Vocals, Holden Gregory Drums/Percussion/ Vocals, David
for a short time,
Maddox Guitar, Zachary Lang Keyboard. The bands influences are
but believe me
Silverchair, Pink Floyd, Creed, Black Sabbath, Muse, Radiohead,
they are not new
Megadeth, Mushroomhead, Queen, Mastodon,Tool, Slipknot,
to the bar and
Radiohead, Rammstein, Lamb of God, Rob Zombie, Pink Floyd,
music scene by
System Of A Down, Stone Temple Pilots, Silverchair, King
no means. The
Diamond, Depeche Mode and others. Believe me, Eunoia is a young
venue will be having live entertainment 4 to 5 nights a week starting in
original band that is to be reckoned with. Look for them to start playing
September.
out everywhere in South Florida and Beyond. JUST A NOTE... Holden
Day one of The Leo Music Festival kicked off on Friday August 21st
Gregory from Eunoia and A1 Promotions & Friends will be doing a
with Motown, Funk, Reggae, Hip Hop, Blues & Top 40 Music on two
special event at Gulfstream Park, who also has not had live
stages Hosted by A1 Promotions and our friend Wayman WayOn Davis.
entertainment in some time! The event will be in October with Eunoia
Featuring The Too Hot Band, WayOn, RiiahWORLD, Nova, Ysae, Dayand 2 other great original bands and 1 Great local cover band. The date
Ja La Dama, Trivi Triv Trelleon, Billionaire baby, Kane, DJ Dirty Red
will be announced soon, so look for it on Facebook and on other social
and Special Guest Ciro The Comic. Saturday August 22nd was Classic
media!
Rock, Southern Rock, Motown and Country with ten Great cover bands
Another
hosted by A1 Promotions and Big Whiskey & Opium Kings featuring
one of South
Big Whiskey & Opium Kings, Spank The Band, Electric Arrow,
Florida’s
Payback Band, Headless Mind, The Stems, The Too Hot Duet, Nova
young kick
Drive, Grid Lock, Heavy Gravy and Big Whiskey & Opium Kings
ass original
again, due to Heavy Gravy having to cancel because of a emergency.
rock bands is
Chrissy at A1 Promotions said when we do a event with so many bands
Quantum
we always have a host band for each day, just in case of a problem or an
Waves.
emergency. We can just have the host band play first and last. Sunday
Quantum
August 23rd was Original Music With Rock, Metal, Hard Rock & Latin
Waves is a
Quantum Waves
Rock with seven great bands! Hosted by A1 Promotions and TeLL’M
progressive
with cover music and six kick ass original bands, who also did some
rock band looking to infuse several musical genres and elaborate
cover songs Featuring Quantum Waves, Eunoia, Spoonbeach, Luck You,
metaphorical lyrics to give their own philosophical approach to music.
D/EFFEkTOR, Ovrhol Followed by Sam I Am Karaoke at 9:00pm
Quantum Waves is a poly-genre musical expedition that blends
inside. All 3 days were live streamed on the internet on the A1
electronic and orchestral among very many other sounds. In other words
Promotions channel at http://musicianstream.com/a1promotionsgroup/
these guys rock with a mix of music that will blow your mind! The
hosted by Musicianstream.com. What A Great 3 Day Event it turned out
members of the band are Kevin Arita electric bass, Bryan Medina
to be at a venue that has not had live entertainment in years. I would like
electric guitar, Ryan Bauta lead vocals, Nicholas Rodriguez synthesizer
to thank the sponsors V-Twin City, Realiteez, Worldwide Talent
and keyboard, Alberto Alonso drums.
Magazine, On The Road Again and Musicianstream and a Special thank
Bryan Medina has played the guitar for eight years, playing many
you to all the Bands, Musicians, Singers, Comedians & All Their Fans
shows and becoming well adapted to performing in live venues. He said:
that made this event a big success and for the help of bringing live music
I studied music theory obsessively, and have composed for almost as
into the venue. Thank you to everyone that came out! And a HUGE
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long as my love affair with the
guitar has lasted. I do not stop to
sit and wait, I constantly move
and learn; I compose the works of
our future because no one will
compose for us.
Nicholas Rodriguez said: Music
has always had an impact in my
life, some of my earliest memories
are interwoven with the sounds of
music. More than just a
soundtrack to my life, music was
therapy for me as I was growing up. I originally started playing bass to
the sound of Tool, and getting interested in classic rock. As I learned to
play bass I studied the electronics that made the sounds I heard possible.
Although I eventually moved away from bass and playing, I kept the
curiosity for electronics and my love for music. Somewhere along the
way I started to write poetry, when Bryan read some of it he pleaded for
me to return to making music so Bryan and I composed one song
together. I was hooked. I sang in our self-titled album, but my niche was
electronics; I didn’t need to be front and center. The sounds that make
people go “huh?” is what I specialize in. In live performances I cover
everything that’s MIDI, synth, and even some piano. I can comfortably
say that my live role is playing keys.
Kevin Arita said: In my early years of playing, I was completely autodidactic; I learned how to play by learning the music I liked to listen to
(Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, etc.) on the electric bass. Shortly after I
started playing, I
V-Twin
broadened my
horizons for the
first time with the
guitar and piano.
Eventually, as I
studied music
theory, I added
more instruments
to my repertoire. I
learned how to
play the harmonica, flute, upright bass, tenor saxophone, bass clarinet,
and even the mandolin. Despite learning how to play all of those
instruments, the bass will
always be my home.
Alberto Alonso said:
Drumming is my life. I spend
most of my days practicing
drums, improving on the details
of my drumming as I have been
for eight years. A good portion
of my drumming education has
been formal, during my
secondary schooling I was
consistently involved with a
band and have even done
drumming at the collegiate
level. However, despite my formal schooling the bulk of my drumming
education didn’t transpire in a classroom. Drumming began for me with
my dad who was a drummer himself and taught me the basics. I haven’t
put the drumsticks down
V
since that day that my dad
Twin(s)
began teaching me.
Maybe drumming is in
my genes because I was
born to drum.
Ryan Bauta said: I’ve
been performing for as
long as I can remember,
from performing in the
chorus in my pre-school
days to landing lead roles
in musicals today. My
Todd &
Jen Owners
of the 19th
Hole
involvement with bands began
when I was about thirteen and I
even began playing guitar along
the way. However, being
vocally trained, I aspire to one
day become known for my vocal
performance. On my free time I
like to write songs, but my
musical focus now is Quantum
Waves.
Slip & The Spinouts
You can check out this
amazing band Quantum Waves
all around South Florida and coming to many venues that will be hosting
a original music festival in Broward by A1 Promotions in September
thru December.
Kent
V-Twin City’s Bike Night has
been off the chain! In August
there was Live music by Slip &
The Spinouts, a FREE BBQ &
refreshments, a Vape Cloud
Contest by Cozy Corner, a Tattoo
Contest By Hyperink Studios,
Pole Dancers and more! The next
V-Twin City Bike Night
is on Friday Sept 11th at 7:00pm.
A Special 9/11 Tribute BIKE
NIGHT Remembering Our Fallen Heroes.
Also SAVE THE DATE Sept 25th It’s Cruise Night and Kill The keg
Night at Rookies Ale House with Live music and remember to please
drink responsibly. Check out the A1 Promotions ad in Wheels On The
Road for all the other up-coming events we will be at!
Till next time! Support Local Music, Support Your Local Everything!
and Support WOTR Magazine, The South Florida Bikers Bible.
PEACE! Freddy J
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A memorial & party for Pyle will take place
7PM Friday, September 11th with the service at
9PM at the Wheels of Man MC clubhouse, 1252
SW 1st Way, Deerfield Beach. See flyer pg 43.
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2015 CALENDAR
SEPTEMBER
5: SOUTHERN MC - TEDDY BEAR RUN<UPDATE
12: OUTCAST MC - PARTY
13: STATES MC - KEY WEST TUNE UP PARTY
17th-20th:PETERSONS KEY WEST POKER RUN
27: KELTICS MC - PARTY
OCTOBER
4: MYSTIC SEVEN - ANNUAL
10: NEW ATTITUDES MC - ANNUAL
11: S.E. ABATE RIGHTS RALLY
16th-19th:DAYTONA BIKETOBERFEST
24: WHEELS OF MAN MC - HALLOWEEN PARTY
NOVEMBER
7: US MILITARY VETS MC CH 1 - ANNUAL
8: CMA - MEMORIAL EVENT
14: HEATHENS MC - ANNUAL
21: LEATHERNECKS MC ANNUAL
22: CALVARY CHAPEL - THANKSGIVING SERVE
DECEMBER
6: SFPC TOYS IN THE SUN RUN
12: PETERSONS TOY RUN BIKE DRAWING
12: HERMANDAD MC - ALFREDO MEM/TOY RUN
13: WINGS OF GOLD MC MIAMI - TOY RUN
19: SFLCOC - CHRISTMAS PARTY
TREASURE COAST PRESIDENT’S COUNCIL
SEPTEMBER
19 WPB Black Pistons MC party
26 FLNY MC Annual
27 Alternatives MC party
OCTOBER
4 Rough Riders MC Annual
10 US Military Vets MC state chapter party
15 - 18 Biketoberfest
NOVEMBER
8 Treasure Coast Black Pistons MC party
14 Tuckahoe MC Annual
15 AOA Treasure Coast Annual
22 Wings of Gold MC Annual
29 USMV MC Treasure Coast toy run
DECEMBER
5 UBCPBC Christmas Party
6 SFPC Toys In The Sun Run
UNITED BIKERS COUNCIL OF PALM BCH CTNY
OCTOBER 2015
25 Alternative M.C. ANNUAL
DECEMBER 2015
5 UBCPBC Christmas Party @ LLBMC
12 Outcast M.C. PBC Event
MONTHLY EVENTS
To list your SE Coast motorcycle event at no cost, email:
miamimike@wheelsontheroad.com, fax or mail your flyer before the
20th. I “CRS” so I can’t remind you - you got to remind me. MM
• Fri - Los Coquis MC open house, Hallandale 954-274-5523
• Fri - Outlaws MC WPB Open House at 7PM
• Fri - USMV MC Ch 2 open house at 8PM (Dania Beach)
• 1st Fri - Soldiers for Jesus Open House 7-10PM
• 1st Fri - Enforcers MC First Friday of Month Party
• 2nd Fri - V-Twin City 7PM Free Buffet Bike Nite
• 4th Fri - American Legion Post 36 Bike Night
• Fri & Sat - Keltics MC Open House, 954-864-9764
• Fri & some Sat - O’Malley’s Live Music 954-979-8540
• 1st Sat - Wings of Gold MC West Palm clubhouse
• 1st & 3rd Sat - AOA MC Dania Open House
• 1st & Last Sat - V-Twin City Bikini Bike Wash
• 4th Sat - Chrome Angels LMC Open House 7PM
• Sat - Something happening at Chester’s
• Sat - FREE hot dogs & soda’s at H-D Palm Bch,10-2
• Sat - FREE Lunch at V-Twin City at noon...
• 2nd Sat - USMV MC Ft. Laud. Open House
• Sun - Chesters Ft. Laud. Demo Sunday & Free Hot Dogs
• Sun - Free pool at Sharkey’s Lounge Margate
• Sun - Flossies Famous Tiki Hut Biker Sunday
• 1st Mon - Dynasty Cycles bike nite at Nicks Pizza
• Mon - Ladies nite at Sharky’s 9-2, 241 beverages
• Mon - Jam Nite at Turn 3 with Stet & T3JB
• Mon - Free pool at O’Malleys & 50¢ wings
• 1st Tuesday - Dynasty Cycles Bike Nite
• Tues - Flossies Jim Piro Jam & Ladies night 80¢ wings
• Tues - Lone Legion Brotherhood Open House
• Tues - Taco Tuesday at Chit Chat’s 7:30-11PM
• Last Tues USMVMC Palm Bch Open House 561-715-2570
• Wed - Scurvy Few MC, Open House, 954-325-6838
• Wed - Free BBQ Bike Nite at Chit Chat’s
• Thurs - Jam night at O’Malley’s w/ Ken Hurley
• Thurs - Leathernecks MC Open House 8-mid
• Thurs - States MC Pompano Dinner Nite 6 start
• Thurs - Hermandad MC Open House, 305-299-4731
• 3rd Thurs - H-D Palm Bch Bike Nite at Dealer 5-10PM
• 3rd Thurs - Peterson’s Harley South Bike nite 6-10PM
• 4th Fri in July - Wings of Gold MC Open House Davie
EVENT LISTINGS WITH PRINTED FLYERS/AD INFO
SEPTEMBER 2015
• 11: Memorial & Party for Pyle, WOM MC...
43
• 11: V-Twin City Bike Nite...
24
• 12: Outcast MC Another Damn Good Party...
9
• 12 & 13: Phil Peterson’s Poker Run Kick Off Party...
2
• 11-13: Chesters new model launch...
Back cover
• 13: States Key West Tune Up Party...
44
• 3rd Annual Halfway to Delray Bch St Pattys Day...
44
• 17-20: Phil Peterson’s Key West Poker Run...
45
• 19: 21st Blessing of the Bikes in Key West...
44
• 19: V-Twin City Bikini Bike Wash...
24
• 26: Benefit for Contos...
32
• 27: Keltics MC Ride Em’ Hard Pardee 5...
44
OCTOBER 2015
• 2: Chit Chat’s & Flossies Breast Cancer Benefit...
• 2: Dori’s Birthday Bash, Chit Chat’s 28
• 4: Mystic Seven MC Annual Party... 35
• 4: Benefit to raise reward money for
unsolved murders...
cover & 32
• 11: SE ABATE 35th Annual Event... 15
• 15: Tropical Tattoo Chopper Show.. 32
STORMY’S
RIDER RHYMES
By Stormy: Stormy3355@aol.com
Most Americans work so hard each day,
And struggle to make ends meet,
For some it all comes easy,
But to some it’s no small feat...
Labor Day is a day to honor,
to be thankful for our jobs.
Be thankful if you’re in a Union,
Or just a small “Mom and Pop”...
In America We have the right to work,
If you want to you have the chance.
Most people can find a job if they try,
no matter the circumstance...
Some people are very fortunate,
They get to do the work that they love.
Some just do what they have to do,
And they still thank the lord above..
But the hardest worker in America,
Is our Military by far,
And to this list Our Firefighters,
And the Officers in squad cars...
So if you’re working be thankful,
Count your blessings every day,
Say ‘thank you’ to the ones that protect us,
And fight to keep us safe...
Happy Labor Day...
Stormy
28 & 29
• NOVEMBER 2015
• 1 Palm Bch Harley Anniversary... 25
Chester’s has many monthly events,
see ad/schedule on the back cover
It won’t kill ya to send in $25 bucks after all
the years you’ve been reading WOTR...
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St (US1), Ormond Bch, Fl 32174 -Home of Willie’s Chopper
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VETERAN INFO: The non profit Multi Purpose Center of Davie would like to
make you aware of the wide range of programming for day care & weekend
retreats for those suffering the invisible wounds of war that are available. The
Center is seeking sponsors to help fund these programs. They are also asking
for volunteers to work and oversee our weekend programs. At this time the Viet
Nam Vets/Legacy Vets MC are actively involved with the center and welcome all
who could benefit from it’s services. Contact information may be obtained from
any VNV/LV member at large. Call 954-791-8603 or 954-448-3843.
WILD BILL MAHER - Drummer for Hire,
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Big Jack,
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from the
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Florida
Tattoo
Expo!!!
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Catherine,
Jack Jr.
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Woo’s View’s
Best Friends Over the Rainbow Bridge
By Willie Woo: WillieWoo69@hotmail.com
Don’t say we didn’t warn you after reading his articles.
Hi Gang,
Well another month has passed and
2015 is well on its way to being history.
The GREAT thing about it is that barry
obammbamm’s getting real close to
being out on his ass! Know that really
hurts you brain dead morons who not
only voted for the lame duck the first
time, but actually voted for the
incompetent bastard the second time. To
all you old liberal Jews out there, I hope
you like the screwing you’re getting
with obammbamm care. Debbie
What’shername Shits is still running her
lying mouth and you morons are still believing the shit she’s giving you
and calling it sugar! You deserve what you get!!! And now to Happy
talk...
The pups I kept are now going on 4 months old and are so damm
beautiful. They are getting BIG and have really great personalities too!
They are completely different from each other. Tank, the bigger of the
two takes more after his dad the Kangal. He’s tall and narrow at the
shoulders. He has a longer snout too, like his daddy. Nappy (short for
Napoleon) takes after Precious. His snout is shorter, he’s not as tall, but
he’s at least twice as wide at the shoulder than Tank is. He will probably
be a runty little dog only weighing 100-120 lbs and standing 30 inches
high at the shoulders. Tank on the other hand will be taller by a few
inches at least and outweigh Nappy by 10-20 lbs. They are both
extremely aggressive ( I wonder if the Dogo-Kangal mix has anything to
do with it... LOL). They are also both super smart and independent with
Nappy the most stubborn of the two. Nappy is my favorite as he is the
one I saved. When he was two days old I came into the puppy room and
Precious was nursing the pups laying on her right side. As is the habit I
have, I counted the pups nursing. I only counted six. There was one
missing. I looked around the puppy pen and didn’t see the seventh. I
looked behind her and saw a little tail sticking out from behind her back.
I lifted her up and pulled the pup out. It was Nappy. He was the runt of
the litter. He was unconscious and unresponsive. I had him in my hand
and his head was at my finger tips and his butt was at my wrist to let you
know how small he was! I put his whole snout in my mouth and very
gently started to give him mouth to snout recitation. I knew he had tiny
little lungs and didn’t want to do any damage to them by blowing too
hard. At the same time I was doing that, I was rubbing him firmly. Not
squeezing, but rubbing. After about 7 or 8 breaths he opened his left eye
and then his right and started squirming in my hand. I took him to
Precious who was still on her side nursing the other pups and put him on
a vacant tit where he immediately started nursing by himself. I guess that
moment he became my favorite. Don’t get the wrong idea, I love Tank
dearly too. He’s the friendlier of the two. He’s already been to
Protection training for his first lessons. By the time he’s a year old,
taking him for his walk will be like having a license to open carry!
Last month I had my cataracts removed and new lenses placed in my
eyes. FUKEN AMAZING!!! For the first time in at least 25 years I can
see without glasses! I only need them to read small print. I can actually
Yeah!
see colors that now
are bright where before they were muddy! Gang, if
you ever take my word for anything, if you EVER get cataracts, get the
procedure! It is totally painless and you can see when you leave the
office, but it does take awhile before you can see perfectly, as with all
procedures.
Anyway, you all have a wonderful month and Ride Sober and Safe.
Wishing you all the very best... even you Moron Libs.
Your Friend, Uncle Willie
Louie the WOTR Maskot
Liberty
Tinkerbell
Miss Abigail
Dumas
Corona
Chyna Blue
Princess
Itty Bitty
Harley
Chi chi Bella
Butch
Anastasia
Bully TWD
Hat Trick Seger
If you want your best friend memorialized on this page, email a photo and name to
miamimike@wheelsontheroad.com.
Due to space I cannot guarantee the photo being in this section for longer than 3 months. If you want
to keep your best friend on this page for 1 year than you need to make a $100 (or more) VIP donation
to WOTR. See pg 20 for the mailing address.
ANIMAL ADOPTION
& RESCUE SERVICES
Here are a few Legitimate Animal Rescue Places.
WOTR’s CHOICE TO SEND $$$ • Mirta Maltes (Park ranger)
My Animals Rock Inc.
PO Box 630729, Miami, Florida 33163
(Money is needed for vet bills to take care of
all the abused animals Mirta picks up.
Go to www.myanimalsrock.org and
use the Paypal button to give what you can.
(501 c3, Donations are Tax Deductible)
WOTR SUPPORTS MIRTA!
• A Second Chance Puppies & Kittens Rescue
West Palm Beach -561-333-1100
• Broward County Animal Control by Ft. Laud Airport
(They do put down dogs so be aware of this)
‘DON’T GIVE MONEY TO JUST ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY HELP DOGS!’
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CHUCK ON
THE RIGHT SIDE
Chuck Lehman: ChucksRight@gmail.cmio
http://chuckontherightside.blogspot.com/
Photo by Mort
Are We Stupid or What?
President Obama and Secretary of
State John Kerry, have stated that the
nuclear deal that they negotiated with
Iran will prevent the Iranians from
getting a nuclear weapon. Do those
assurances by our “esteemed” leaders
remind you of past agreements with
rogue nations? In 1938, Neville
Chamberlain, negotiated an agreement
with Nazi Chancellor Adolph Hitler,
which according to Chamberlain, would
bring “Peace in our time”. Well, how
did that agreement work out? (within a
year WWII broke out) Next, we had
President Clinton negotiate a nuclear agreement in 1994 with North
Korea, another rogue nation. In announcing an agreement with North
Korea, Clinton made the following statement: “This agreement is good
for the United States, good for our allies, and good for the safety of the
entire world”. He said, “The deal requires them (N. Korea) to “freeze”
their existing nuclear program and to accept international inspection of
all existing facilities”. He then went on to say, “The agreement does not
rely on trust. Compliance will be certified by the International Atomic
Energy Agency”. Well, how did that work out? Within a year or two,
North Korea was testing
nuclear weapons. Do those
appeasing agreements sound
similar to the agreement that
Obama and Kerry want us to
accept?
We were not negotiating
with Mother Teresa, we were
negotiating with another rogue
nation (Iran), who just a week
before the announcement, held
a massive rally condemning
both the U.S.A. and Israel. In
addition, the demonstrators
called for the death of
Americans and Israeli’s. How
can you negotiate with a
country who has called for
your death?
Leading up to this ridiculous
agreement that will (hopefully
not) be reached with Iran, we
stated, unequivocally, that we
would agree not to allow Iran
to purchase conventional
weapons and ballistic missiles. In addition, we said that any agreement
with Iran would include unfettered inspection of any nuclear site. Well,
what happened to those assurances in the deal which will soon be
submitted to Congress for approval or rejection? Iran will be able to
purchase conventional weapons after 5 years, and Iran does not have to
agree to unannounced inspections anytime or anywhere. What did we
get in return for those concessions? Nada, nil, zilch, and nothing,
except that Iran would agree to this toothless agreement. It seems
Obama would agree to anything just to get an agreement signed
(regardless of how bad it might be), especially as it it might enhance his
legacy (in his mind).
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In this worthless agreement, we
agreed to “unfreeze” Iranian assets
that we have withheld for years,
which amounts to many billions of
dollars. Iran can’t wait to get their
hands on that flow of funds as it
will not only prop up their pitiful
economy, but it could also be used
to further their efforts to support
and export terrorism around the
Middle East and around the world.
Does any sane person, knowing
how Iran has acted in the past,
believe that Iran will not use this
money to support the Assad
regime, Hezbollah, Yemeni
Houthi rebels, Hamas, Palestinian
Islamic Jihad, and other terrorist
groups?
One thing that can be said about
this deal is that it has formed an
alliance between former enemies.
That alliance now includes Israel,
Jordan, Egypt, the Arab Emirates,
Saudi Arabia, and Kuwait. Can you imagine that arch enemies in the
past just a few short years ago, are now in harmony against this
abomination that Obama and Kerry has agreed to with Iran? Maybe
those countries know something that Obama and Kerry don’t know, that
this deal is something that we should not accept no matter what
meaningless assurances are made by both our negotiators and Iran.
So, the answer to the headline is, YES, Obama and Kerry do think we
are stupid if we accept this appeasing document with our avowed enemy,
Iran. Let’s hope Congress rejects this agreement. Chuck
In Memory of...
In Loving Memory of
Dirty Dick 1%er - O.F.F.O.
March 16, 1929 - August 6, 2015
IF YOU HAVE MORE INFO FOR THE NAMES BELOW
EMAIL TO: MIAMIMIKE@WHEELSONTHEROAD>COM
When I come to the
end of the road
and the sun has set
on me...
I want no rites in a
gloom filled room
just put my ashes out
to sea...
Remember my love
for the ocean as you
put my ashes in the
waters I know...
Let your sorrow float
with them
Miss me...
but let me go.
Moldy 1%er
Richard L. Brainard
G.B.N.F. - O.F.F.O.
Copy the Organ Donor Card below, fill it out and put it in
your wallet. For additional info contact the Transplant
Foundation, Inc. at 701 SW 27th Ave, Ste 705 Miami, FL
33135, 305-817-5645 or website (BELOW)
Allan Hippler, Davie
Al “Gunslinger” Kropat, Der Krieger MC, Hlwd
Animal, Keltics MC, Ft. Laud
Bernie Shapiro, 1927-2006, Brooklyn NY - Tamarac
Big Art 1%er, AOA MC, Dania Beach
Bill Snedden
Bob Amchir, Founder/President: Wings of Gold MC, SFPC Toys in the Sun Run
Brent Casey, Turn 3 Sports Bar, Boca
Brian, Keltics MC, Ft. Laud
Carl “Wrench” Levene, Keltics MC, Fort Laauderdale
Chrissy Mading, 7/20/81 - 10/2006, Sunrise
Cracker, WOM MC, Deerfield Bch
If you have
Crystal Davis, Pompano Bch
additional
Dan “Funk” Palo, Keltics MC
information
Dave Carter, Mickeys Bar, Pompano Bch
Davida Burenstein, Coral Springs
on any of these
David Teitelbaum, Davie
people please
Dirty Dick 1%er, AOA MC South Florida
email it to MM
Dozer, Keltics MC, Ft. Laud
Gene, Keltics MC, Ft. Laud
George “Whore Hay” Hornick, Alternative MC, 2/29/1960 - 1/31/2008, Ft. Laud.
“Gorilla” Koppisch, Davie
Glyn “Blue” Joy, Leathernecks MC
Howard “Pervert”, Der Krieger MC, Hlwd
Irvin “Tank” Drumheller, Der Krieger MC, Davie
Jerald Jeffery Jones Jr., Miami
Jerry 1%’er, AOA MC, Dania Beach
Jim “Cadillac” Savelle
John Holcomb “Pyle”, Wheels of Man MC, Deerfield Beach
Jose Luis Lopez Navarro “Cholin”, President: Steel Angels MC, Panama
Justin Cook, Plantation
Kenny 1%er, AOA MC, Dania Beach
Kenny “Debaldone” & Rene’ Weingart, Long Island NY
Linda Marchall, West Palm Bch
Mark “Bear” Sheehan, Alternative MC Palm Bch, US Army Special Forces Vet
Marc Izuierdo
Melinda Galiano, West Palm
Mojo, Mystics MC, Pompano Bch
Navajo, USMV MC, Ft. Laud.
Pam S. Kaiser, Calvery Chapel MM, 3/26/59 - 1/1/15, Ft. Lauderdale
Pauly 1%er, AOA MC, Dania Beach
Patty Lefkowitz While, Pompano Beach (What a nice person she was)
Peter Jorge, WOG MC, Miami, 7/10/61 - 11/10/14
Phil Petress, Pompano Bch
“Pops”, AFAB Cycle Shop, Deerfield Bch
If you have
Robert Parish, Leathernecks MC
additional
Robert Williams
information
Roger Williams 1%er, AOA MC, Dania Beach
on any of these
Scott Goodman, Ft. Laud.
people please
Terry Lanis, SE ABATE
email it to MM
Vinny Margotta, Miami HOG member, Hollywood
Willie Roslund, Ft. Laud.
To have a loved ones name listed at no cost on this page, email the following:
Their name / club name, birth and death dates, club affiliations & hometown.
(Example) John Doe, Eagles MC, 1/2/47 - 12/4/2013, Jersey City, NJ. (Names
will be listed alpabetically by First Name) Whatever you want to have next to
the name is what you should email me but it must fit on one line.
I will still print an obituary for one month so you can email a photo and text.
There is no cost but you need to send it by the 16th of the month. If I receive it
after the 16th it is printed in the following issue.
WOTR
Ronnie C
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Trackside with Chuck
KillerInstinctPhotos@gmail.com
Well this is the price we pay for living in a
tropical paradise; the dog days of
summer are upon us. With that comes the
rain, the humidity and the heat. So
needless to say racing hasn’t been very
active due to Mother Nature. However,
I was able to attend a couple of events
at Palm Beach International Raceway
that were held at night. With the
summer being brutal in South Florida,
many racers use the Friday night and
Saturday night test-n-tune sessions as a
way to fine-tune their programs before
the fall rolls around and its racing
almost every weekend. So needless to say anybody who was anybody
was out testing their cars, trucks and bikes for one of the baddest races
in the country, No Mercy 6 at South Georgia Motorsports Park in
Valdosta,
Georgia.
This race
attracts
participants
from all over
the country for
their chance at
taking home the
trophy and most
importantly, the
check. This is
the race that is
known for its
“flying cars”.
Stock type
suspension cars with no wheelie bars that literally do wheelstands that
cause the car to go air born completely, putting on a spectacular show
for the spectators. There are over 500 competitors that come from as
far as Canada and
California. The
promoter of this race
puts on two huge
events a year at
South Georgia
Motorsports Park.
One in September
and one in February,
called The Night the
Lights Went Out in
Georgia. The format
is the exact same but
it gives those who
can’t attend the
September race a chance at taking home some serious coin.
Donald Long is the brain child behind all of this madness and has
been putting races on for a very long time. He never fails at putting on
an awesome event for both spectators and racers. His events have been
dubbed the nickname of “The Baddest Small Tire Races in the
World”. If you’re a car speed nut like I am, this is one you don’t want
to miss. The drive is worth every second of the action you will
encounter at SGMP.
I was able to attend the 20th Anniversary of the South Florida
Tattoo Expo. This event is put on every year and never ceases to
amaze its fans. There was everything from live tattoo expos to live
music. It draws people from all over to check out all the local talent
here in South Florida when it comes to tattooing. Along with all of the
LUFQ
artists displaying their
work, there was also a car
show, suspension show
and a burlesque show. It
was a great turn out and
all the proceeds from the
event went to Joe
DiMaggio’s Children’s
Hospital. I look forward
to attend next year’s event
and hope it draws even
more people to help
support Joe DiMaggio.
Speaking of Joe DiMaggio, Gabriel Carrera, The Attorney
That Rides, just completed his 16,000+ mile Pan-American
charity run. Yes you read that right, 16,000 plus miles he
traveled on two wheels over the course 3 months all to raise money for
Joe’s kids. From what I understand, it is also a world record because
he was the first to do it on a Harley-Davidson. So congratulations to
Gabriel for
pulling off
something that
many people
would never
consider
attempting.
Helping Gabriel
was The Georgia
Pig restaurant by
sponsoring him
with a check for
$1,000. Way to
go Georgia Pig!!
If you are ever in the area or
get the opportunity, they have
Santa
some of the best BBQ in
Ed
South Florida, you will not
be disappointed.
Last but not least was the
Confederate Flag Rally. This event started at Plantation Heritage Park
and ended in Sunrise at Markham Park. If you are a Confederate Flag
lover, this was your event. It drew hundreds of people showing their
support for the battle flag and its heritage. Unfortunately it didn’t come
without protesters with megaphones and facemasks. That didn’t stop
the peace rally and 8 mile ride from Plantation to Sunrise to help raise
awareness for the Flag’s heritage.
Until next time, Ride safe and stay cool. Killer Chuck
Joel
“Danny”
Cool Cat
Tattoo’s
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Miami Mike continues from page 7
discounts available. If you were a previous
advertiser and want to renew your advertising, and are able to pay for your ad before
the magazine goes to the printer, and not
weeks or months later... than send me an
email and we can discuss
prices.
By the way... I
heard the entertainment at the SFPC
Toy Run is going
to be ‘off the
hook’. I would tell
you now but I
would be forced to
leave town and
forever look over
my shoulder. So
you will just have
to wait until next
month when Tattoo Dave gives all the details in his article.
Until next issue, don’t ride through big puddles and keep your
Wheels on the Road.
Whoz Robert???
LUFQ
Changing of the guards...
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LUFQ
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LUFQ
Having t-shirt trouble...
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LUFQ

September 2015 • Issue #191 - Wheels on the Road Magazine

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