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FREE WEEKLY The you’ll keep all week long! EXTRA! • FREMONT/HOT SPRINGS TV LISTINGS • SHOPPER’S GUIDE • EVENTS • ENTERTAINMENT Veteran stand-up comic doing well with talk show CHICAGO — “Steve Harvey” is not everyone’s cup of afternoon tea. Devotees of, say, “The Colbert Report” will find “Harvey’s” right-down-the-middle humor uninspiring. Funny newspaper headlines and jokes about how men behave versus how women behave — where have we seen that before? “Dr. Phil” fans might consider the veteran stand-up comic’s version of common sense to be delivered with too soft a touch. % " ! $& CHECK OUT THE HIGH-VALUE CIRCULARS INSIDE! Harvey hits on a winning formula By Steve Johnson McClatchy Newspapers May 23 - May 29, 2013 ' # " 1/('22+/.#, 3#(( #1)' 1+5#3' //-2 *' .&'0'.&'.%' "/4 !#.3 *' #1' "/4 ''& *' '#%' /( +.& "/4 '2'15' /23 1'#2/.#$,' (''2 +. !6/-+.) Steve Harvey, left, dances with Dr. Phil during a taping of Harvey's show April 23 in Chicago. MCT photo See more on page 4 (#%+,+36 /( 3*' +5'13/. ,&'12 ((/1&#$,' +5'13/. !6/-+.) 12 G a mbl e s 420 Main Street • Lander • 332-3670 Where You Buy The Best for Less Master Card, Visa, Discover Financing available with approved credit Free Qualifying Delivery /4.+/. #1' Hours Mon - Sat 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. Sunday 12 - 3 p.m. /42+.) Page 2 'Now You See Me' Takes Little Bro Dave Franco Up to a New Level By Marilyn Beck and Stacy Jenel Smith "Now You See Me" is a big step up for 27-year-old hottie Dave Franco, who's been seen in a bundle of TV and film parts including "Fright Night" and "Charlie St. Cloud" -- but has been best known up till now as James Franco's little brother. The May 31 release thriller about a band of audacious and preternaturally gifted young magicians, who have unique ideas for redistribution of wealth, should go a long way toward elevating Dave's stardom. Talking about being in a cast that includes Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Isla Fisher, Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine, Franco tells HOLLYWOOD INSIDER EXTRA! us, with self-effacing charm, "It was almost unbelievable. I would tell my friends I grew up with who was in the movie, and they would say 'How the ?&!$ did you sneak into that?' They keep me honest." He laughs. "I kept thinking, 'I hope they don't realize they made a mistake.' It was a little intimidating because I wanted to prove I belonged. But from day one, everyone welcomed me and treated me as an equal." As far as James' advice? Dave lets us know his brother is a very supportive sibling. "He's always there for me. But to be honest, we don't talk about acting very much. If I have a question, he's always there to answer it, though." He adds, "The main thing he's told me through the years is to try and be as patient as possible and wait until you find something you're genuinely passionate about. Sometimes it's tough because you're sitting around, you're anxious. You want to get back to work. But sometimes it's better to do nothing than to jump on a project you're not really passionate about." Not surprisingly, he's passionate about "Now You See Me," which required him to spend long hours perfecting sleight of hand techniques on top of prepping for action including a fight sequence with Ruffalo. "My favorite thing was probably the same as the hardest thing, which was the fight sequence. We rehearsed that for weeks on end. I loved it," he says. "While we were filming it, I remember thinking, 'Why would I want to film some dramatic movie crying all day when I could be fighting Mark Ruffalo and flipping over tables?' Of course, I want to do more serious work as well, but for the moment -I mean, it really got real. Mark and I both insisted on doing as much of our own stunt work as they would let us, and we got bruised up. I have scars on my body that will be there forever that I got doing that fight sequence." Now those are some fundamental guy bragging rights! Dave adds, "You know, while you're doing it the adrenaline is going and you don't even feel the pain." Learning magic tricks was more intricate. Coincidentally enough, Dave lived in a residence just up the block from Los Angeles' world famous Magic Castle club before and while making "Now You See Me." He says he and friends would go get drunk and watch magic well before he landed this role. After he landed it, he enjoyed visiting with the magicians and seeing them at work even more. "I think this movie goes up against silly stereotypes of what magicians should be -with over-the-top costumes and all that -- and makes magic cool again," he comments. "We're in a new wave of magic, with real people you can relate to, people who are funny, people you like." Dave will be hurrying back to the set of another film once his "Now You See Me" promo chores are done. "I'm currently working on a big comedy called 'Townies' by Nick Stoller, who did 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' and 'Get Him to the Greek.' Seth Rogen is involved and Zac Efron. It's an incredible cast, an incredible character. I can't say too much about it, but it's going to be wild. There's a lot of male nudity. I don't know how you feel about that." Well, we'll see how we feel. Is he part of the nudity? "I'm going to leave that as a surprise," says Dave. Hmm. It appears safe to say that, one way or another, we will be seeing much more of Dave Franco in the future. EXTRA! COMMUNITY CALENDAR May 23 - May 29, 2013 MAY 22 Leap into Leadership, sponsored by the Wyoming Women’s Foundation, is 8:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. in the Fremont Room at Central Wyoming College, 2660 Peck Ave., Riverton. Registration is $25. For more information, visit http://www.wywf.org/LeapintoLeadership2013.html. MAY 23 eBooks Open House is 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. at the Lander Library, 451 N. Second St., Lander. Have an iPad, Android Device or Kindle Fire and want to learn how to access eBooks using the 3M Cloud Library & Freading? Bring them to our open house and have our staff show you how. For more information, call 856-3556. MAY 24 Third Annual Lander Library Parking Lot Party is 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. at the Lander Library, 451 N. Second St., Lander. For more information, call 332-5194 or visit www.fclsonline.org. Fourth Annual Lander Art Center Members Art Show and Reception is 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. at the Lander Art Center, 224 Main St. Event is free. loon Release is at 9 a.m. at Help for Health Hospice, 1240 College View Drive. Attendees can write messages on balloons if they wish. To RSVP, call 856-1206. Gun Show, sponsored by Wyoming Weapons Collectors, is at the Fremont County Fairgrounds, 1010 Fairgrounds Drive, Riverton. For more information, call Jennifer Albertson at 856-6611. MAY 26 High Mountain Cowboy Church Memorial Day Service is at 181 North Fork Road, Lander. Riverton High School Graduation is at 1 p.m. in the high school’s gymnasium, 2001 W. Sunset Drive, Riverton. Fremont County Historical Society Meeting is at 1 p.m. at the Lander museum pavilion. The student winners of the history day at the state level will show their projects. Attendees are asked to bring a sack lunch. For more information, call 332-9499. Dubois High School Graduation is at 2 p.m. in the high school’s gymnasium, 314 Helmer St., Dubois. Wind River High School Graduation is at 4 p.m. in the high school’s gymnasium. Continuing The Riverton Museum, 700 East Park in Riverton, is open from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday, and occasionally at other times for special events. Local history museum tells story of the 20thcentury homesteaders who brought Riverton to life in 1906 and helped it grow to its present status as the largest com- Hereʼs My Card MAY 25 Memorial Service and Bal- mercial center in west-central Wyoming. Research library, selection of rare books. One of Riverton’s earliest brick buildings the home of the Riverton Methodist Church from 1916 to 1960. Part of the Fremont County Museums system. Call 307-856-2665 for information. The Fremont County Pioneer Museum, 1443 Main Street in Lander, is open Tuesday through Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Admisson is free. See exhibits on Fremont county history, with special events scheduled throughout the year. “Ranchers, Rustlers, and Range Wars, Outlaws and Lawmen, Cowboys and Indians. Here comes the 9th Cavalry, See the first oil well in Wyoming—Its a gusher! Pioneer Women and the Homestead, Visit a Sheep Camp, Take a stroll down Main Street, and Tip your hat to the school marm.” Call 307-332-3373 for information. The Dubois Museum, 909 west Ramshorn in Dubois, is open 10 a.m to 4 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday (fall-winter) and 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily (Memorial Day through Labor Day). Living history museum that preserves and interprets the history of the Upper Wind River Valley. Museum exhibits focus on the Mountain Shoshone who were the first inhabitants of the valley, the homesteaders who settled in the late 1800s, and the Scandinavian loggers (tie hacks) who cut railroad ties for the nation’s Page 3 railroads in the national forests near Dubois. Call 307-4552284 for information. The Lander Children’s Museum, 465 Lincoln in Lander. Hours: Tuesday-Thursday 1 p.m. - 6 p.m. Friday 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Saturday 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Admisson free for ages 2 and younger, $3 for ages 3 and up. Interactive, hands-on fun. Explore local geology, ranching, agriculture, and more. The engaging programs and exhibits invite the whole family to create, learn, and play together. Call 307-332-1341. The Wind River Heritage Center, 1075 South Federal Boulevard in Riverton, is open 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Saturday; other hours are available by appointment. The Mountain Man Museum features 62 full body mounts of Wyoming animals, along with 250 animal traps, some as old as 1780. The new “Shinin’ Times” Mueseum is now open to the public. It features 22 dioramas of various historic scenes from 1720 or so to the early 1900s. Living history programs are also available to the public by appointment. Donations are welcome and appreciated. Call 856-0706 for more information. The Hot Springs County Museum and Cultural Center in Thermopolis, 700 Broadway, Museum Hours Memorial Day - Labor Day 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday - Saturday. Labor Day - Memorial Day 9 a.m.. to 4 p.m. Tuesday - Saturday. OAKLEY - RAY•BAN - OAKLEY - RAY•BAN - OAKLEY - RAY•BAN Me n ’s Tw o Fa ce Wom en’s Dar t ch Swit s ’ n Me Aviators Out Spor tin’ 412 E. Main • Riverton • 856-1373 • 1-800-371-1373 OAKLEY - RAY•BAN - OAKLEY - RAY•BAN - OAKLEY - RAY•BAN MAY 21 Community Planting Day is 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Fort Washakie Boys and Girls Club garden and WRTC at Ethete. For more information, contact Fred Groenke at fgroenke@fortwashakieschool.com or 332-0142 ext. 4105. eBooks Open House is 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. at the Dubois Library, 202 N. First St., Dubois. Have an iPad, Android Device or Kindle Fire and want to learn how to access eBooks using the 3M Cloud Library & Freading? Bring them to our open house and have our staff show you how. For more information, call 856-3556. Severe Weather Spotting Class is at 6 p.m. at the Lander BLM Field Office. The seminar is free and will certify weather spotters in Lander and Fremont County. For more information, visit http://www.weather.gov/riverton or call 1-800-211-1448. Arapaho Charter High School Graduation is at 7 p.m. at the former gymnasium on the Arapaho Elementary School campus. City Council Meeting is at 7 p.m. at Riverton City Hall, 816 N. Federal Blvd., Riverton. Fremont County Archaeological Society Program is at 7 p.m. at Hudson Town Hall. Dr. George Frison, Wyoming's first state archaeologist, will present details from a lifetime of archaeology. Event is free. Riverton High School Vocal Pops Concert is at 7:30 p.m. at the Robert A Peck Arts Center Theater at Central Wyoming College, 2660 Peck Ave., Riverton. The concert choir and the jazz choir will perform, and some students will sing solos. Admission is free. Circle of Care Support Group is at 11 a.m. at Amedisys Home Health and Hospice Office, 514 E. Pershing Ave., Suite C, Riverton. Ellen Holzmann will speak on the benefits of speech therapy. Respite care is available during the support group. For more information, call Ronda Hatfield at 856-4127. eBooks Open House is 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. at Riverton City Hall, 816 N. Federal Blvd., Riverton. Have an iPad, Android Device or Kindle Fire and want to learn how to access eBooks using the 3M Cloud Library & Freading? Bring them to our open house and have our staff show you how. For more information, call 8563556. OAKLEY - RAY•BAN - OAKLEY - RAY•BAN - OAKLEY - RAY•BAN Coming EXTRA! OAKLEY - RAY•BAN - OAKLEY - RAY•BAN - OAKLEY - RAY•BAN Host fights for unofficial ‘top new syndicated talker of the year’ title Page 4 Come on, Steve, don’t just dole out love and life advice in the hours between lunch and dinner. Shame people! Make them cry! And some women in the target audience could be turned off by Harvey’s residual horndog tendencies, as when he recently told three single women over 40 to let themselves be pursued by a man because “you are everything he’s got to have. All these legs, these dresses, this hair. Breasts. Men got to have all of this.” But whatever the individual pieces of “Steve Harvey” are doing, the package as a whole is adding up to remarkable success for the first-year syndicated talk show, the new tenant classing up Jerry Springer’s old studio in Chicago’s NBC Tower. Its ratings power is validating the decision to portray Harvey as a recognizable and fully mainstream figure: stern-butloving father, traditionally masculine husband, a man who will tell the women watching what really goes on in the male brain, even when the thinking gets explicitly anatomical. The show, cannily, is just loose enough to let Harvey’s mind — trained in raucous comedy theaters — threaten to undermine its traditional elements, but tight enough that it never fails to be fully of its genre, the daytime syndicated talk show. And however often you can see Harvey delivering a lessthan-compelling question or fighting back the stand-up’s urge to utter some crude innuendo, the show has a rare quality for daytime or, indeed, any TV: a grounding in emotion and, even, altruism. Just last week, Harvey showcased his charity effort, with Disney and Essence magazine, to help kids achieve their dreams. He devoted a long, touching segment to a San Francisco group that gives troubled teens a second EXTRA! Steve Harvey talks to the audience during a taping of his show April 23 in Chicago. chance to prove themselves, in a cafe workplace setting. “What I always wanted this show to do,” Harvey said on the air, “was just point out how people change people’s lives.” Again, just to make the contrast crystal clear, this is the show that is in Jerry Springer’s old studio. The blend of good deeds and old ideas is working. The show is battling it out for top new syndicated talker of the year with former “Today” anchor Katie Couric’s “Katie,” while new shows fronted by talk veteran Ricki Lake and “Survivor” host Jeff Probst have faltered. “Harvey” outperforms its lead-in (the show airing before it), it builds audience throughout the hour, it’s been building audience during the year, and, because it doesn’t rely on celebrities to spike ratings, the audience has tended to be consistent, David Goldberg, CEO of Endemol North America, the reality TV producer for which “Harvey” is the first foray into daytime talk, said in an interview. It’s proven a good match, too, said Goldberg, with Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show, which follows it in many markets, including Chicago. Harvey is a stand-up who dances on his show and talks to real people. DeGeneres is a stand-up who dances and talks to celebrities. For the calendar year, “Harvey” is averaging about 2.1 million viewers, an improvement from its average of 1.9 million for the entire TV season. And in the key demographics, the show will tell you, it is the top new daytime show with women 18-49, a distinction it also claims among women 25-54 in 2013. The hairsplitting tells you, of course, that you can also find categories in which “Katie” leads (total viewers, women 25 to 54 for the entire season), but the bigger story is these are the two most successful new talk shows since “Dr. Oz’s” 2009 debut. And while “Katie” had publicity and expectations in its favor, “Harvey” has been able to almost sneak up on people. The Hollywood Reporter, in a March piece on the show’s surprising success, asked, “Could he be the next Oprah?” We needn’t worry about another Michigan Avenue street closure just yet, but certainly Recycle • Recycle•Recycle • continued from page 1 MCT photo “Harvey” is basking in the success and this week is taking a sort of victory lap as it enters its first May sweep ratings period. An upcoming show featuring, as a guest, Dr. Phil, the ratings leader in daytime talk, taped Tuesday. And Friday’s guest is no less a personage than Oprah Winfrey. “This feels like the ultimate role reversal,” Winfrey tells Harvey, in an advance clip. “Now you’re here in Chicago, on your own stage, with your own show,” she adds, and the two do a sort of chair-bound, raise-the-roof dance. “Having both Oprah and Phil come on the show is really an indication the show has arrived,” Goldberg said. Endemol pursued Harvey over several years, the executive said. The company knew he was one of “The Original Kings of Comedy,” celebrated in that 2000 stand-up concert film, but more recently he proved his mainstream viability by, as host, saving “Family Feud” and writing amusing but sincere best-selling advice books. NBC’s station group backed Harvey’s show early, as well. Early last year, Larry Wert, now of Tribune Co. (parent of the Chicago Tribune) but then executive vice president of station initiatives for the NBC stations, helped to convince Harvey that Chicago, with its talk show traditions, trained workers and available studio space, was a better location than his home base of Atlanta. Indeed, Winfrey, in the show that’ll air Friday, looks around and says, “I see so many of my crew here,” and Harvey responds, “You know, that’s what I was going to tell you. Steve ain’t stupid.” Pleasing enough of daytime America to be considered a ratings success doesn’t mean the show is perfect. It is not as tightly produced as Winfrey’s was, for instance. Where Winfrey’s guests almost always felt like the best available examples of their issue, vetted like presumptive FBI agents, Harvey’s guests have been hit-and-miss. And Harvey still needs work as an interviewer. He has personal charm but too often seems content to cruise on that. In a segment about older single women, he brought on three men as potential matches and told the women he would take charge of questioning them. But he proceeded to ask generic, bad-job-interview questions. Where do you see yourself in five years? What are your goals? Ho and hum. The afternoon, though, is not a time of day that demands much. By those relaxed standards, Harvey can just ham it up as he rolls his hips in a Zumba segment, turn on the highwattage smile and then, in the guise of counseling a man and woman having difficulty blending their two families, touch hearts by sharing a story about his kids and wife Marjorie’s kids voting 4 to 3 against them getting married. The former comedy king is looking like, at minimum, a daytime TV prince, and he’s RECYCLE • RECYCLE May 23 - May 29, 2013 EXTRA! E00 - Local Broadcast 7 AM KTWO ABC KCWC BROADCAST PBS KGWL CBS KFNE FOX KCWY NBC 8:30 Good Morning America 9 AM 9:30 4 Curious George Cat in the Hat Knows That CBS This Morning Super Why! 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Amish bowler. ex-hustler girlfriend fight to survive in mob-controlled 1970s Las Vegas, where greed, drugs, violence and the FBI lurk. (R) (CC) ing space colony. (R) (CC) (PG-13) (PG-13) (CC) (PG-13) aaa Buck (‘11, Profile) Buck aa Angels Crest (‘11, Drama) Thomas (:15) aac Always (‘89, Fantasy) Richard Dreyfuss. A dead pilot helps a young aa My Father, The Hero (‘94, Comedy) aa Messages Deleted (‘09, Thriller) Matthew Lillard. An answering machine mesGérard Depardieu. Absent dad takes 575 Brannaman. A horse whisperer’s life is fol- Dekker. A three-year old boy is found dead. man who is wooing his grief-stricken girlfriend. (PG-13) (CC) sage. (CC) (R) (CC) lowed. (PG) (CC) daughter on vacation. (PG) (CC) (6:30) Looper (‘12, Action) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. (:45) a Jack and Jill (‘11, Comedy) Adam Sandler. Family man’s (:25) aac The Jackal (‘97, Action) Bruce Willis. A criminal is re- (:45) Bad Teacher (‘11, Comedy) Cameron Diaz. (:20) aac Practical Magic (‘98, Fantasy) San533 Hit man’s conflict. (R) annoying twin sister. (PG) (CC) Awful instructor. (R) (CC) leased to hunt another. (R) (CC) dra Bullock. (PG-13) (CC) The Cowboys (‘72, Western) John Wayne. Rancher relies on 11 boys to drive his aaac Blazing Saddles (‘74, Comedy) Cleavon Little. A Showville “Holland” Talent aaa O Brother, Where Art Thou? (‘00, Comedy) George Clooney. 24 aac herd of cattle to market. (PG) (CC) black worker becomes a town’s sheriff. (R) show. (R) (CC) Chain-gang fugitives seek stolen loot. (PG-13) (CC) the Giants (‘06, Sports) James (:50) Look Who’s Talking Now (‘93, Comedy) Danny DeVito. City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold (‘94, Com- aa Zookeeper (‘11, Comedy) Kevin (:15) aa Mr. Jones (‘93, Drama) Richard Gere. 517 Facing Blackwell. A team uses faith. (PG) Pet’s keep the family together. (PG-13) James. Talking animals. (PG) (CC) Love with patient. (R) (CC) edy) Billy Crystal. A cowboy’s secret. (PG-13) Wrath of the Section 60: Arlington NaWeight of the Weight of the Weight of the aaa Rise of the Planet of the Apes (‘11, Action) Andy aaa Taking Chance (‘09, (:15) aac Wrath of the Titans (‘12, Action) Sam Worthington. Rock & Roll Nation for Nation for Serkis. An ape with genetically enhanced intelligence starts Drama) Tom Aldredge. A Perseus journeys to the underworld in order to rescue his father, Hall of Fame 550 Titans (PG-13) tional Cemetery with Sena- Nation for Kids (R) Kids (R) Kids (R) a war against humans. (PG-13) (CC) fallen Marine. (CC) Zeus. (PG-13) (CC) tor John McCain (CC) (R) (CC) (6:35) aaa In the Valley of Elah (‘07, Drama) (:35) ac Stag Night (‘08, Horror) Kip Pardue. aaa The Lucky One (‘12, Drama) Zac (:45) aaa Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (‘88, Comedy) Steve Mar- (:35) aaac Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 People are hunted by cannibals. (R) (CC) Efron. A Marine’s lucky wartime photograph. tin. Smooth-talking con artists compete to see who is the best. (PG) (‘11, Fantasy) Leslie Phillips. Finding the three remaining 562 Tommy Lee Jones. A couple seeks their van(PG-13) (CC) (CC) Horcruxes. (PG-13) (CC) ished son. (R) (CC) Man of the (:45) aaa That’s What I Am (‘11, Drama) Ed Harris. A comaac Nice Guy Johnny (‘10, Comedy) (:05) aac The Eclipse (‘10, Drama) Ciarán (:45) aaa The Company Men (‘10, Drama) Ben Affleck. Fam- aa Timeline (‘03, Advening-of-age story set back in 1965 that denotes the life of Andy ture) Paul Walker. Trapped in Max Baker. An employee questions his hap- Hinds. Spirits begin to haunt a lonely widower. (R) ilies and communities are affected by corporate downsizing. (R) 575 House (‘95) piness. (NR) (CC) Nichol. (PG) (CC) the past. (PG-13) (PG) (CC) (CC) Alamo (‘04, Drama) Dennis Quaid. (:25) ac My Favorite Martian (‘99, Family) aaac Finding Nemo (‘03, Family) Albert (:45) aaa Moneyball (‘11, Drama) Brad Pitt. Manager changes how he assem- (:05) House of Flying Daggers (‘04, Action) 533 The Legendary mission. (PG-13) (CC) Christopher Lloyd. (PG) (CC) Brooks. A missing fish. (G) (CC) Takeshi Kaneshiro. (PG-13) bles team. (PG-13) (CC) Three aaac The Dirty Dozen (‘67, Action) Lee Marvin. Convicts are offered a suicide mission to redeem aaa The Longest Day (‘62, Action) Henry Fonda. Allies storm the beach at Normandy in one of WWII’s most pivotal Heartbreak 24 The (R) Stooges themselves during WWII. (NR) (CC) battles. (G) (CC) Back to the Future (‘85) Miaaa Back to the Future Part II (‘89, Science Fiction) (:55) Back to the Future Part III (‘90, Science Fiction) Michael J. Jurassic Park (‘93, Science Fiction) Greg Burson. Living (:10) aac The Lost World: Jurassic Park 517 chael J. Fox. (PG) Michael J. Fox. The future and back. (PG) (CC) Fox. Back to the West. (PG) (CC) dinosaurs escape captivity. (PG-13) (CC) (‘97) Jeff Goldblum. (PG-13) (CC) Section 60: Arlington NaMoonrise Kingdom (‘12, HBO First Behind the Candelabra (‘13, Drama) Michael Douglas. A aaa In Time (‘11, Action) Cillian Murphy. A corrupt po- aaa Taking Chance (‘09, Drama) Tom Green Lanlice force chases a man convicted of stealing a fortune. Aldredge. An officer escorts the body of a tern (‘11) 550 Drama) Jared Gilman. Run- Look “Fast & tional Cemetery with Sena- recounting of the six-year relationship between the entertor John McCain (CC) away love. (PG-13) Furious” (PG-13) (CC) (PG-13) tainer and his lover. (NR) (CC) Marine. (CC) (6:10) The Horse Whisperer (‘98, Drama) Robert Redford. When aac Battleship (‘12, Action) Liam Neeson. An interna(:10) aaa Mr. Holland’s Opus (‘95, Drama) Richard Dreyfuss. A musician finds (:35) aaa Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (‘04, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. An escaped convict stalks Harry Potter. 562 a girl and her horse are hit by a truck, her mother seeks a cowboy’s tional fleet of ships battles an alien armada of unknown ori- his calling mentoring young minds and teaching a love of music. (PG) (CC) aid. (PG-13) (CC) gins. (PG-13) (CC) (PG) (CC) (6:30) aac Fair Game (‘10, Drama) Naomi aaa The Game (‘97, Thriller) Michael Douglas. An un- (:45) aa Stepmom (‘98, Drama) Julia Roberts. A recently divorced man remarries aa Beastly (‘11, Drama) Alex Pettyfer. Mean Girls (‘04, Comedy) and the new stepmother must put aside differences with the ex-wife when she be- Monster is given hope with romance. (PG-13) Lindsay Lohan. A-list girl 575 Watts. A CIA agent’s identity is revealed. (PG-13) usual birthday gift turns a tense businessman’s life into a living hell. (R) (CC) (CC) clique. (PG-13) (CC) comes terminally ill. (PG-13) (CC) Enchanted (‘04, Fantasy) Anne (:45) aaac Looper (‘12, Action) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Mafia (:45) aa Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (‘12, Action) Nicolas (:25) Finding Nemo (‘03, Family) Albert Brooks. A (:10) House of Flying Daggers (‘04, Action) 533 Ella Hathaway. Reversing a curse. (PG) hit man pursues his older self. (R) (CC) Cage. Devil’s danger. (PG-13) (CC) missing fish. (G) (CC) Takeshi Kaneshiro. (PG-13) (:15) aa The Green Berets (‘68, Action) John Wayne. A reporter is changed by his experiences (:15) aaac Tora! Tora! Tora! (‘70, Action) Martin Balsam. The story of the events preceding Japan’s 1941 attack aaa Pork Chop Hill (‘59, Drama) Gregory Peck. Sol24 diers face overwhelming odds. (NR) (CC) covering a tour of duty in Vietnam. (G) (CC) on Hawaii is retold. (G) (CC) Corsican (:45) Memphis Belle (‘90, Action) Matthew Modine. A famous (:35) Chill Factor (‘99, Action) Cuba Gooding Jr. (:20) aaa Bad Santa (‘03, Comedy) Billy Bob Thornton. Santa Bubba Ho-tep (‘02, Horror) Bruce CampSafe Men (‘98, Comedy) Sam 517 ac B-17 and its last bombing run. 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Stiller. Woman tries to liberate a cautious man. Brendan Fraser. A clueless Mountie battles evil. Hanks. A couple purchases a decrepit mansion. (‘82, Comedy) Sean Penn. Teenagers look for Steve Austin. 562 love at the mall. (R) (CC) (PG) (CC) (PG-13) (CC) (PG) (CC) (PG) (CC) (R) Beyond Borders (‘03, aac People Like Us (‘12, Drama) Chris Pine. A brother aa Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil (‘11, ac The Howling Reborn (‘11, Horror) Ja- (:15) aa Dawn Rider (‘12, Western) Matt Bellefleur. A young aaa BroFamily) Hayden Panettiere. Red and the son Abell. Teen discovers that he is a were- man who is hunting his father’s killer ends up in a love triangle. (R) ken Flowers 575 Drama) Angelina Jolie. Dan- and sister meet for the first time after their elderly father dies. (PG-13) (CC) gerous romance. (R) Wolf. (PG) (CC) (‘05) (R) wolf. (R) (CC) (CC) Spirit (:40) That’s My Boy (‘12, Comedy) Adam Sandler. Irresponsible Starz Studios (:55) aaa Take Shelter (‘12, Thriller) Michael Shannon. Man is 10 Years (‘12, Comedy) Channing Tatum. (:45) Van Helsing (‘04, Thriller) Hugh Jackman. A slayer comes to 533 aa dad reconnects with son. (R) (CC) plagued by terrifying visions. (R) (CC) High school reunion. (PG-13) kill Count Dracula. (PG-13) (CC) (PG-13) (R) (CC) Town Small Town aaac E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (‘82, Science Fiction) Dee Wallace. aac Made of Honor (‘08, Comedy) Patrick Dempsey. A man realizes Showville “Holland” Talent CSI: Miami “Long Gone” CSI: Miami 24 Small Security Security A young boy befriends an alien. (PG) he loves his best friend. (PG-13) show. (R) (CC) Family disappears. (CC) “Crowned” (6:40) ac Christmas with the Kranks (‘04, (:25) a The Fog (‘05, Horror) Selma Blair. Killer (:10) The Two Jakes (‘90, Thriller) Jack Nicholson. A private eye is hired by a realtor (:35) aa Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (‘04, Comedy) Quick Change (‘90, Comedy) 517 Comedy) Tim Allen. (PG) (CC) ghost crew. (PG-13) (CC) to prove his wife is guilty of infidelity. (R) Renée Zellweger. Romance trouble. (R) Bill Murray. (R) (5:30) Hanna aa Joyful Noise (‘12, Comedy) Queen Latifah. The two aaa The New World (‘05, History) Colin Farrell. Soldier (:45) aa The Grudge (‘04, Horror) Sarah Michelle Gellar. An (:45) aac The Rundown (‘03, Action) Dwayne Johnson. A leaders of a church choir are unable to agree on a direction. of fortune John Smith is saved from execution by American exchange student uncovers a curse that sends its victim bounty hunter is sent to the Amazon find the gold-hunting son of a 550 (‘11) (PG-13) Pocahontas. (PG-13) (CC) into a rage. (PG-13) (CC) mob boss. (PG-13) (CC) (PG-13) (CC) (:35) aac EDtv (‘99, Comedy) Matthew McConaughey. A store (:40) aaac L.A. Confidential (‘97, Drama) Kevin Spacey. A trio of detectives in- aac Cowboys & Aliens (‘11, Action) Daniel Craig. A (:20) aa Larry Crowne (‘11, Comedy) Tom aac Forman with no memory stumbles upon a hardened desert Hanks. Middle-aged man returns to college. 562 ever Young clerk instantly becomes a star when his everyday life is shown on vestigates a shotgun massacre at a 1950s L.A. diner. (R) (CC) (‘92) (PG) TV. (PG-13) (CC) town in the Old West. (PG-13) (CC) (PG-13) (CC) (6:30) ac Holy Man (‘98, Comedy) Eddie ac Celtic Pride (‘96, Comedy) Damon (:15) aa DeadHeads (‘12, Drama) Michael McKiddy. Two zom- (:55) aac Always (‘89, Fantasy) Richard Dreyfuss. A dead pilot aac Nice Guy Johnny (‘10, Comedy) helps a young man who is wooing his grief-stricken girlfriend. Max Baker. An employee questions his hapbies take a road trip to find one of their lost loves. (R) (CC) 575 Murphy. A homeless guru becomes a celebrity. Wayans. Celtic fans kidnap rival’s star player. (PG-13) (CC) (PG) (CC) (PG-13) (CC) piness. 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Once you get a need GEMINI (May 21-June filled, you may find that you 21). You're in no mood to no longer need the money wander aimlessly or waste you thought you needed. time. Before you leave the house, you like to know why. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22If the reason isn't good Jan. 19). Do you realize enough, you'd rather be at there are people who use home. your name as a kind of magic key? Your network CANCER (June 22-July has real value. No one 22). What is worth doing? knows exactly the people You'll figure it out by putting you know in the way that you prospective endeavors to know them. the test. To each item you will pose the question: "Who AQUARIUS (Jan. 20cares?" The answer must in- Feb. 18). Being memorable clude you and at least five will be important. You'll earn other people to pass the repeat business, be called test. on when opportunity arises, or find another benefit to LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). being first on someone's You want to be a part of a mind. certain group of friends, and right now you don't really PISCES (Feb. 19-March know the reason why. Get- 20). Material wealth imting clear on your motives presses you to some extent will be key to your social even though you never let it success. cloud your vision of what's truly important. To be truly VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. rich, a person must have 22). It may be difficult to dis- happiness. EXTRA! CROSSWORD N E A T tinguish the necessary details from the needless ones, but that may be beside the point. There's a great deal of fun in getting up close and seeing what's really going on. Page 13 G N U S The Capricorn moon issues a challenge: What can you produce by Friday morning? This moon illuminates the road to greatness and makes all other options seem like a waste of time. Mercury and Mars will make a change on Tuesday Friday. through Thursday will be the productivity sweet spot of the week. Today is about planning. EXTRA! 5/12/2013 May 23 - May 29, 2013 CLASSIFIEDS Page 14 EXTRA! STRANGE BREW By John Deering CUSTOM REPAIRS & Remodeling. The Finest Work at the Most Reasonable Prices. Free Estimates. References Available. Serving Riverton & Lander GOT A Rock Chip or a Cracked Windshield? Small Engine Service Offered. 1116 N. Federal Blvd., Riverton See our Promotions on Facebook. 307-855-7000 5-95 Announcements 25 Lost & Found BULOVA WATCH and bead bracelet lost Mothers Daty, May 12th. May have been lost at Safeway. Of sentimental value. Reward offered. Please turn in at The Ranger. (307) 856-7653. FOUND: FEMALE Black Lab, wearing red collar, about one mile west of Burma Road on Paradise Valley Road. Please call 307851-3067 OR 857-3831 LOST: KEYS on leather Ford key fob and black lanyard with green lettering and words “Call of Duty” on it. Please call (307) 850-5255. SINGLE SILVER key w/paper clip attached found at First Baptist Church 5/2/13. Please claim at The Ranger, 856-2244. 30 Free Ads TWO FEMALE medium size puppies free to good homes. (307) 212-9485. 40 Happenings AL-ANON MEETINGS are held Mondays at 7pm and Thursdays at 12pm at St. James Episcopal Church 519 East Park, Riverton. AL-ANON MEETINGS are held every Wednesday at 4:30pm at The Eastern Shoshone Recovery Center. (307) 3322203. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, 118 N. 5th East, Riverton. Daily 12pm & 8pm, smoking. Mon. & Wed., 7am, non-smoking. Mon., 6:30pm, book study, smoking. Sun., 10am, non smoking. Kathy P. (307) 240-0192, Jody S. (307) 856-7702, 851-8134. COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS is a grief support group for those surviving the death of a child. Parents, grandparents, and siblings are all welcome. Meetings are the 2nd Mon. of each month at CWC Room 101 (across from the cafeteria) at 7pm. Contact Val (307) 463-7314, Denise (307) 856-5443 or Sandy (307) 857-3711. HABITAT FOR HUMANITY, an international Christian Housing Ministry serving Fremont County since 1997, is seeking volunteers for all areas of operation: ReStore, construction, board, and committee helpers needed. Got spare time? Please call (307) 857-2997 or 857-6449 for more information. IF YOU are afraid in your own home because of violence or abuse, let us help. You don’t need to be alone or silent any longer. The office of Family Violence and Sexual Assault offers free and confidential services. Rules for acceptance and participation in the program are the same for everyone without regard to race, color, national origin, age, sex or handicap. Please call (307) 856-4734 or (307) 332-7215, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Collect calls accepted. IF YOU would like to knit or crochet for local charities, please join us the 2nd and 4th Mon. of each month at 1pm, Fremont County Fairgrounds Annex Building (north side entrance). Yarn is available. Yarn and finished donation items appreciated. Questions? Contact Ronnie at (307) 8566664. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS Night Club (NANC) meetings Sunday evenings, 8:30pm, St. James Episcopal Church, 519 East Park, Riverton. Call (307) 840-3445 for more information. RED PATH AA meetings take place at St. Stephen’s Mission Mondays and Wednesdays at 7pm and Saturdays at 11am (upstairs above the youth center building next to the church). REMINDER: DUPLICATE Bridge Club meets at the Reach Clubhouse Mondays at 7pm. For more information call (307) 856-6356. RIVERTON COMMUNITY Food Bank, 20 Gardens North Drive, 307-463-0141, Mon. 4-6pm, Wed. 10am-noon, Fri. 5:30-7:30pm. Lloyd & Nancy Eckstein rivertonfoodbank@yahoo.com RIVERTON FRATERNAL Order of Eagles Auxiliary No. 3036 meets the 2nd and 4th Wed. of the month at 7pm at the Eagles Club (404 East Fremont). Ranger Classifieds 856-SOLD (7653) RIVERTON GEM & Mineral Club meets the second Mon. of each month at 7pm at the Riverton Senior Center. The public, including children, is welcome and encouraged to attend our meeting which include a fun, informational, program. For more information call (307) 856-9544 RIVERTON MASONIC Lodge AF & AM #26 meets the 2nd & 4th Tuesday of each month at 7pm in the Masonic Building. ST. JAMES Episcopal Church, 519 East Park, Riverton. Fresh Air Group meets Sun., Tues., & Thurs., 7pm. Acceptance Group meets Thurs. & Fri., 7am. Mon., Wed., Fri. at noon. Sat., 10am. For more info. call Cindy (307) 850-2494. ADOPT: WE promise your baby a lifetime of love. Expenses paid. Gloria and Walter, 1-866-440-4220. 55 Personals ABBA’S HOUSE, free pregnancy test confidential counseling for crisis pregnancy, post abortion syndrome counseling, lending center, maternity and baby clothes, diapers items. Drop-ins welcome, Monday, Wednesday and Fridays. 10am-4pm. Evenings by appointment. 108 South 7th East, in Riverton 856-0999 95 Services Offered T.O.P.S. TAKE Off Pounds Sensibly. Tues., 2:30, Riverton Senior Center, 303 East Lincoln. Call Charlotte (307) 8575512 or Dorothy (307) 332-5426. THE ANONYMOUS Group meets Mondays and Fridays at 7pm at the Pavillion United Methodist Church, 311 N. Main. Contact number: (307) 857-3139. THE FREMONT County Republican Women hold their monthly meeting the first Monday of the month at Pizza Plus in Riverton. Call Sarah at 307-851-7665 for more information. THE REGULAR monthly meeting of The Friends of the Riverton Branch Library is held at 10am the last Wed. of each month. Meetings are held in the small meeting room near the computers at the library. Volunteers are needed. Come and see what we’re all about. THE RIVERTON Public Health Nurse’s Office offers immunization clinics every Thursday. Call (307) 856-6979 for an appointment. FOUNDATION EXCAVATION, Water & Sewer Lines, Septic Systems, Material Hauling. (307) 850-8026, 857-2944 50 Adoptions ♥ADOPT:♥ Adoring couple, Doctor & Artist yearn for 1st baby to LOVE & CHERISH. Expenses paid. ♥1-800-557-9529♥ A-1 LAWN SERVICE: Mowing, Trimming, Fertilizing. Experienced. Have References. Free Estimates. (307) 856-9551. BOB DAVIS General Backhoe & Excavation Digging Broken Waterlines & Foundations Septic Systems & Cisterns. Call for All Your Excavation Needs. Free Estimates 307-840-5924 or 307-856-6074 EDWARD’S ROOFING Free Estimates Licensed, Bonded, Insured. (307) 689-2369 923 East Park, Riverton coryedwards101@gmail.com SWITCH TO Cougar Gulch Lawn Care and save at least 10% from your previous lawn care service. Call for Details! 45 Public Notices CLASSIFIED ERRORS: Please check your classified ad. This newspaper will accept responsibility for errors on the first day of publication only. Call us immediately at (307) 332-2323 or (307) 856-2244. PARADISE VALLEY ELECTRIC INC. Residential - Commercial - Ranch 24 hr. Emergency Service Business: (307) 856-9296 Fax: 307.856.6788 Jason Sack (307) 851-7302 Bruce Muellerleile (307) 709-9168 AUTO & DIESEL Repair Now offering Apollo Liners made with Kevlar! Lifetime Warranty! 921 S. 8th East, Riverton (next to Fremont CO Fairgrounds) (307) 463-0658 Please Recycle this Newspaper! ERIC RAYMOND - OWNER RESIDENTIAL, MODULAR MANUFACTURED. Heating, A/C, Duct Work, Repair Service, Air Quality Control. 520 East Main Street, Riverton. 24 Hour Service (307) 856-2888 or 840-2650 Fax (307) 856-2777. absarokaheatingandair@yahoo.com GENERAL CONTRACTING Fences, Decks, Roofs, Pole Barns, Metal Buildings, Garages, Septic Systems Water Lines, Concrete Work, Remodeling, New Construction. LIVINGSTON CONSTRUCTION (307)856-9564,850-2565. May 23 - May 29, 2013 HOME CONSTRUCTION, Add-ons, Remodels, Concrete, Doors, Windows, Decks, Patios, Garages, Pole Barns. J.R.’s Construction, (307) 851-1742 OVER 403,000 WYOMING PEOPLE WILL READ YOUR CLASSIFIED AD if you place it in WYCAN (Statewide Advertising) Sell, Buy, Announce, etc. $135 for a 25 word ad that reaches 44 Wyoming Newspapers. Contact this newspaper for details. (307) 856-2244 or 332-2323. RODEWALD CONSTRUCTION House Plans, New Construction, Windows & Doors, Garage Doors, Decks, Kitchen & Bathroom Remodels and Additions. (307) 840-2061 WIND RIVER TREE CARE ISA Certified Arborist Tree Fertilization, Disease Treatment & Control. Trimmings, Removal, Shrub Trimming, Stump Grinding, Consulting Residential and Commercial Licensed, Insured, Bonded windrivertree@live.com (307) 335-5332 240-295 Lawn/Farm/Ranch 280 Pets & Supplies PAPERED 10-MONTH-OLD German Wirehaired Pointer. Hunting skills are there, but needs more training. $350. (307) 240-7228. 290 Horses 14-YEAR-OLD ROAN GELDING, $900. 15-year-old Paint Pony, $600. Also buying horses. 307-851-2903 COLT STARTING Demonstration. The CM Ranch will be featuring Eli Eastman June 1st & 2nd in Dubois, WY. Cost is $60 per person & will include lunches. Additional meals & lodging available upon request. Please call 307-455-2331 or email cmranch@wyoming.com to reserve your spot. JUSTIN MUNDEN Horseshoeing. Remedial, Therapeutic, Natural Balance. Dependable, Honest, Informative, WSFA Certified. Call (307) 250-5765. 100-160 Real Estate Sales 300-370 Real Estate Rentals CORNER LOT, irrigation, 1-1/2BA, 2BR, single garage, wood stove, all electric, one owner, $114,500. Call (307) 856-6096 Mon.-Fri. before 10am & after 6pm. 3BR, 2-1/2BA CONDO w/1-car garage, $1300/mo, $1300 security. 2BR, 1BA house, w/d, garage, $1000/mo., $1000 deposit. Mike, (307) 240-1972. 115 Homes for Sale FSBO: 3BR, 2BA family home in Riverton. Many upgrades, detached garage, off street parking. (307) 399-4190, leave message 120 Townhomes/Condos 2BR, 1 & 1/4BA TOWNHOUSE in Riverton. 2-car detached garage, newly remodeled, $130,000. REPS, (307) 856-8585 135 Ranches/Land/Farms HOBBY FARM FOR SALE: 49.57 deeded acres. 46.4 irrigated acres with sideroll. Dwelling that needs remodeling. Well/septic. Covenants. View of Wind River/Owl Creek Mtns and Ocean Lake. Ace Realty, 307-856-1543. 150 Lots/Acreage 11+ ACRES, MOUNTAIN views, fenced, seeded alfalfa/grass mix, all irrigated, electric & phone to lot line, excellent well. (307) 856-3068. 5 ACRE HOME SITE 7mi w. of Riverton. Utilities to lot line. Gravel road access. Protective covenants. $40,000. (307) 851-0601. 7 ACRES: OWNER financed, dry grassland with elec. 12 miles w. of Riverton. $500 down, $280/month. Sorry, no single wides. 307-851-3304. FOR SALE: 117 UNDEVELOPED, irrigated acres, has year-round water from drain ditch. $200K. 307-856-7465. LOT FOR Sale: 4.6 acres. Power, water rights, gravel road. 8 miles west of Riverton. $25,000. (307) 856-4741. 155 Mobile Home Sales 2010 14x70, 2BR, 2BA, all appliances, A/C. Skirting & blocking included. Owner financing available. $38,500. (307) 8515258. 305 Houses Unfurnished 3BR, 2BA w/garage. $1250/mo. + utilities. First month’s rent, deposit, references required. No pets/smoking. Available May 27th. 307-856-7494, 851-9910. 4BR, 2BA, Riverton. Fenced backyard, automatic sprinklers, all appliances. $1250/mo. $1000 deposit, one year lease and references required. No pets. Available June 1st. 307-856-8575 EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY. All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or intention to make any such preferences, limitations or discrimination. Familial status includes children under that age of 18 living with parents or legal custodians, and pregnant women and people securing custody of children under 18. This newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this paper are available on an equal opportunity basis. To report discrimination call Wyoming Fair Housing at Wyoming Relay (Voice) 1-800877-9975 or call HUD toll free at 1-800669-9777. FOR RENT in Hudson: Nice 3BR, 3BA w/attached garage. No smoking, no pets. (505) 801-9086 330 Rooms for Rent NICE, FURNISHED room perfect for one person. Utilities included in rent. No pets, parties or smoking. 307-463-2089 (Riverton). 335 Townhouses/Condos NEWLY CONSTRUCTED Town Homes, 3BR, 2BA. $1200/mo., $600 deposit. (307) 851-1797. EXTRA! 340 Mobile Homes for Rent B&K MOBILE HOME PARK 2BR, starting at $525/mo. No smoking, pets. Must provide previous landlord reference. Deposit required. (307)856-2510. EXTREMELY NICE, completely remodeled. Water sewer and trash paid. References & deposit required. 1BR, $575 2BR $650. 307-856-2109 or 856-8884. NICE, CLEAN two bedroom mobile home. References required. (307) 856-5718. 350 Business Office THERMOPOLIS HEALTH Care is now hiring RNs, LPNs and CNAs. Excellent benefit package including Health, Dental, and Vision Insurance as well as 401k options. Competitive wage scale. Please contact Leoria Mayne or Walter Landl for more information or application or apply online at thermorehab.com THIS NEWSPAPER recommends that you investigate every phase of investment opportunities. We suggest you consult you own attorney, and ask for a free pamphlet or for free further information from the company making the offer, before investing any money. You may contact the Attorney General’s Office, 123 Capitol Bldg., Cheyenne, WY 82009. 390 Child Care OFFICE BUILDING - 7 large offices, 3 reception rooms, 2 bathrooms, full basement on 1.69 acres of land. Call: 307-856-3483 DO YOU need summer childcare? Ages 2 & up. Call Cherry’s Preschool & Childcare, (307) 851-4015. OFFICE SPACE: Two private rooms with access to common kitchen area. $400/mo., all utilities included. REPS (307) 856-8585 420 Miscellaneous 355 Storage Space ALL GUARD STORAGE 5x10, $30. 10x10, $40. 10x15, $45 10x20, $65. 10x25, $90 (307) 856-0195, (307) 856-9410. MORTIMORE LANE STORAGE in Lander. Unit sizes 10x10, 10x15. Call (307) 4552004 or cell (307) 690-1237. 365 Wanted to Rent/Own LOOKING FOR 3-4BR home. Preferably out of town. Will consider in town. We have pets. Excellent references. Looking for a long term rental or rent to own. Melanie 307349-1762. 370 Pasture Land LOOKING FOR summer cattle pasture. (307) 851-0639. 375-410 Employment 385 Help Wanted $3,000 SIGN-ON BONUS, RNs! $2,500 sign-on bonus, LPNs and $1,500 sign- on bonus for CNAs. Worland Healthcare & Rehabilitation. (307) 347-4285, Kristen or Carol. EDUCATION JOBS available: Learning Resource Teacher K-2, Choir Teacher for MS and HS (& beginning guitar), HS Math Facilitator, Head HS Football Coach. See our website at: www.fremont25.k12.wy.us for application information. SMART SALES AND LEASE seeks customer support specialist. Work from home. Hourly wage based on experience. Some evenings, weekends. Degree/management experience a plus. Resume, questions: careers@smartsalesandlease.com THE CROOK COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE is now accepting resumes for a Detention Officer. WY POST certified is preferred but not mandatory. Competitive salary with benefit package. Send resumes to: CCSO, PO Box 339, Sundance WY 82729 or fax to 307-283-2990. Page 15 490 Guns & Ammunition I HAVE a Wildcat 300 Weatherby necked down to 7mm in a Ruger number one with rings. Want to trade for a 308 in good condition. Call 5pm-7am. (307) 851-2594. BROWNING SWEET Sixteen Shotgun, 1953-1957, made in Belgium, has both barrels, condition 85-90%. Asking $900 obo. (307) 876-2430. 520 Travel Trailers 1996 24’ TERRY TRAVEL TRAILER in good condition. $5500. (307) 876-2590. 525 5th Wheels 415-470 Merchandise .22 LR AMMO. GPS. Aladdin Lamps. Japanese Sake Bottles. (307) 709-7015. 1992 CAVALIER 5TH-WHEEL Camper, 28’, slide out in living room, central air. $4500. (307) 856-5954. PERMOBIL ELECTRIC Wheelchair w/battery charger & extra batteries, less than 30 miles of use. Asking $6000 obo. (307) 876-2430. UNDERGROUND ELECTRICAL wire, #6,4,2, & 1, soft lead. 1-1/4” plastic pipe, schedule 80. 2-7/8” tubing pipe. (307) 856-9513. 435 Musical Merchandise 2008 37’ KEYSTONE MONTANA 5thWheel, 4-slides. Many extras and upgrades such at w/d, m/c, etc. New tires in 2012. 307-851-6261. 456 Appliances 1999 8-Foot Pickup Camper. Fully SelfContained, Very Nice Condition. Will fit short box. $4000 obo. 307-856-9149. 457 Furniture/Carpet 550 Motorcycles CASIO PRIVIA Electric Piano, 6 months old, paid $800, asking $400. 307-8514451. WASHER & DRYER $200 each. Stove & top microwave set, $300. (307) 851-6965. MATCHING COUCH & Love-seat in good condition, $150/both. (307) 851-7119. 461 Building Materials ASSORTED STEEL Buildings Value Discounts as much at 30% Erection Information Available Source # 18X 800-964-8335 SAWMILLS FROM ONLY $3997.00. Make and save money with your own bandmill. Cut lumber any dimension. In stock; ready to ship. Free info/DVD: www.NorwoodSawmills.com. 1-800-578-1363 Ex. 300N. WESTERN STAR POST FRAME BUILDINGS. 24x24x10 - $5,122.00, 36x40x10 - $9,205.00, 40x56x12 - $13,413.00, 60x80x14 - $25,800.00. Complete material packages with instructions. Experienced and insured crews available. 1-800-658-5565. 475-540 Recreation 485 Boats & Marine LARGEST SELECTION of pre-owned family boats in Northwest! All come with warranty! www.bighornwatersports.com, 307-548-7571, Lovell WY. 530 Campers 545-620 Transportation 2006 HONDA 750 Shadow Aero, excellent condition, 7500 miles. Asking $4000. (307) 857-2067. 590 Sport Utility Vehicles 1998 GMC YUKON, 4x4, 205K miles on body, 69K miles on motor, runs and drives, needs transmission. Asking $1500. 307856-6022. 2002 MERCURY MOUNTAINEER, 114K miles, v-6 engine, new tires, tow package, all wheel drive, runs well. (307) 851-0031. 615 Trucks-4 Wheel Drive 1988 FORD F150, 4x4, runs good, $1500. (307) 709-7015. 2001 GMC SONOMA 4x4 Crew Cab pickup. 148K miles. Power Windows & Locks, AC, Cruise, AM/FM CD. Needs some body work but runs and drives great. $3800 (cash only – no trades or financing). Call 851-4224 before 8pm. 620 Autos 1996 CHEVY LUMINA, 121K miles, runs great, new tires & brakes. $1650 obo. (307) 851-4996. 2005 FORD MUSTANG, excellent condition. Would be great car for graduation. Call (307) 315-7508 or (307) 463-0146. Get Noticed! Ranger Classifieds 856-sold (7653) Page 16 EXTRA! GRADUATE EARLY. T TAKE AKE AD ADVANTAGE. VANTAGE. Summer classes are smaller lerr. 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