August 26, 2016 - The Buzz Sheet

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DEEP THOUGHT:
A bad friend is worse
than an enemy, An
enemy you can see and
avoid, but to detect an
insincere friend is hard.
Today’s Date Should Be:
Friday, August 26, 2016
HAPPY PEOPLE ARE MORE AUTHENTIC ON FACEBOOK:
According to researchers at Australia’s University of Tasmania
people with gaps between their Facebook selves and their real
selves are more likely to feel isolated and stressed than people who
keep it real. Previous studies have found that having our true selves
acknowledged and validated in person is linked to happiness and
better self-esteem. Now it seems the same is true for online
interactions. People who stay true online are significantly more likely
to feel socially connected and less likely to be stressed. Important to
note: the study found an association, not a causation: it could be
that being yourself on Facebook makes you happier; it could also be
that people who are happier feel more comfortable sharing their
lives. (And it also could be that the happiest of all are no longer on
Facebook.)
CHICKEN-SCENTED SUNSCREEN:
It looks like Colonel Sanders has another secret recipe … for SPF-30.
KFC has created a limited-edition ‘Extra Crispy Sunscreen’ that
leaves users smelling like fried chicken. It works just like regular
sunscreen, but gives off the scent of fried chicken. The ‘Extra Crispy
Sunscreen’ was available for free via KFC’s website, but it appears
that supplies have now run out. Hopefully the lucky few read the
disclaimer indicating the product is not “finger-lickin’ good”. Smells
like chicken, tastes like sunscreen. (Some of us have chicken legs
without ever using this stuff.)
BUZZWORDS:
• ‘Electricity Gap’ – A substantial difference in electricity use, cost,
and availability, particularly between urban and rural areas or
between first- and third-world countries.
• ‘Peak Stuff’ – The point at which consumers in developed countries
cease to desire or require so many new acquisitions. At this point,
you have reach ‘peak stuff’.
• ‘Postmateriality’ – Referring to today’s digital age, after materials
such as film, tape, and DVDs have virtually stopped being used to
record sound and images.
WATER COOLER QUESTION:
Question: More than half of us have tried to do this while on vacation
… and failed.
Answer: Disconnect from social media.
AMAZING FACT:
There’s a bracelet you can wear that automatically gives you
caffeine.
U-PICK TRIVIA:
What is the ear-splitting sound produced by bagpipes called?
a. A skirl.
b. An air beige.
c. Painful.
See bottom of back page for answer
Time Capsule
•1498 – Michelangelo is commissioned to carve the Pietà.
•1748 – The first Lutheran denomination in North America, the
Pennsylvania Ministerium, is founded in Philadelphia.
•1883 – The 1883 eruption of Krakatoa begins its final, paroxysmal,
stage.
•1920 – The 19th amendment to United States Constitution takes
effect, giving women the right to vote.
Births
•1819 – Albert, Prince Consort of the United Kingdom (d. 1861)
•1910 – Mother Teresa, Macedonian-Indian nun and missionary,
Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1997)
Deaths
•1974 – Charles Lindbergh, American pilot and explorer (b. 1902)
Holidays and observances
•Heroes' Day (Namibia)
•Repentance Day (Papua New Guinea)
•Women's Equality Day (United States)
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BAD REASONS TO HAVE KIDS:
So you can have a ‘gender reveal’ party.
To get access to the colored plastic ball pit at McDonald’s.
For all of the birthday party cake you get to eat.
So you can go to kids’ movies without the judgement.
To handle telemarketers.
So you can buy kids’ food without the judgement.
To buy toys guilt-free.
For stand-up comedy material.
So you can build a treehouse.
To start a musical dynasty … The [your name] 5′.
MUSIC NOTES:
• Ariana Grande – Speculation over her relationship with Mac Miller
heated up over the weekend when he joined her onstage at the 2016
Billboard Hot 100 Festival in NYC, The twosome was first linked in
2013 and earlier this month rumors of a relationship began again.
Sources say they are now officially dating.
• The Black Keys – Frontman Dan Auerbach is being sued after
bailing on a planned documentary about Chicago blues icon Howlin’
Wolf. Producers at Smokestack Lightning Inc have filed a lawsuit
alleging Auerbach drove up the film’s costs, then abruptly quit the
project.
• John Legend – He’s developing an as-yet-untitled TV series focused
on ‘Black Wall Street’, the name given to the Greenwood
neighborhood in Tulsa OK that was one of the wealthiest black
communities in America up until the 1920s.
• Kings Of Leon – They’ve confirmed their 7th studio album is called
“Walls” and say it will be released soon, though no exact date has
been mentioned.
• Oasis – Liam Gallagher tells “Q” magazine he wants an Oasis
reunion “for the fans”. Although the band broke up in 2009 after a
furious fight between Liam and his brother Noel, Liam confirms he’s
now open to a comeback.
• Zac Brown Band –They made history over the weekend by playing
2 back-to-back SRO shows at Fenway Park in Boston MA. And
including last Friday’s concert at NYC’s Citi Field, the band
performed for 111,500 fans in just 3 nights.
DID YOU KNOW?
How to measure beer: 4 gills is 1 pint, 2 pints = 1 quart, 4 quarts = 1
gallon, 9 gallons = 1 firkin, 2 firkins = 1 kilderkin, 3 kilderkins = 1
hogshead, 2 hogsheads = 1 butt.
SHOW BIZ BUZZ:
★ Netflix is set to stream the upcoming new CBC-TV miniseries
adaptation of Lucy Maud Montgomery’s 1908 novel “Anne of Green
Gables”. The 8-episode series, titled simply “Anne”, streams globally
on Netflix and airs on CBC in 2017. The script comes from Emmy
Award-winning “Breaking Bad” writer Moira Walley-Beckett. The 2hour series premiere is being directed by Niki Caro (“Whale Rider”).
CBC-TV previously produced a 1985 miniseries, “Anne of Green
Gables”, starring Megan Follows.
★ North Korea has its own version of Netflix, apparently. The state
broadcaster KCTV has unveiled a set-top box called ‘Manbang’ that
connects to state-controlled intranet and allows viewers to watch ondemand 5 TV channels, a number of documentaries about the
leadership, and English or Russian language-learning material.
However, experts say most North Koreans don’t actually have
connectivity to the service as yet. Even so, in North Korea you can
now ask your girl: “Manbang and chill?”
★ “Celebrity Apprentice” is getting another celebrity-turnedpolitician to sit in Donald Trump’s former chair. Arnold
Schwarzenegger is set to debut as host of what is now to be called
“The New Celebrity Apprentice” when it returns for the new season.
After longtime host Trump announced his US presidential campaign,
NBC-TV confirmed he would not be returning to the series. Movie
star Schwarzenegger has been active in politics for years, serving as
California governor 2003-11.
★ Call her Professor Banks. Next Summer one of the most famous
models in the world is teaching a course at Stanford University’s
Graduate School of Business. Tyra Banks (“America’s Next Top
Model”) has announced she’s co-teaching a course called “Project
You: Building and Extending Your Personal Brand” beginning in May.
She’ll lead the class alongside Allison Kluger, a management
professor with a background in television, including producing gigs
with “The View” and “Good Morning America”.
Sudoku (Medium Difficulty)
STILLWATER COUNTY HAPPENINGS
9/1: Columbus Farmers Market from 4-6:30 at Railroad Park
9/3: Absarokee's Farmers Market & Quilt Show at the Absarokee
Elementary School Yard from 9:00 AM - 3:00 PM. Vendors, food,
contests, on my! Come and join in the fun! Contact Rosie at 3284797 with questions.
9/4: The 28th Annual Great Montana Sheep Drive 2016. Hundreds
of sheep take to Reed Point's main street during this Labor Day
weekend staple. Events begin at 10 a.m. and include a street fair,
parade and street dance. 406-326-2315 for more info.
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FROM THE BUZZ SHEET POLL VAULT:
A statistical look at who we are and the things we do …
• 76% of women have given their partner a ‘to-do list’ (or ‘honey do
list’).
• 70% of women say they’d rather clean the bathroom than shop for
a bathing suit.
• 65% of same-sex siblings have fought over borrowing clothing
without asking.
• 42% say of men admit they’ve fallen asleep while getting a
haircut.
• 40% of consumers ignore food recalls.
• 12% of us say trying to use self-checkout lanes makes us feel
stupid.
BUM LANDING:
The world’s longest aircraft is likely going to have a similarly lengthy
repair bill after a bit of a bumpy landing on Wednesday during its
2nd test flight in the UK. The $33.1 million, 302-foot-long ‘Airlander
10′, nicknamed ‘The Flying Bum’ for its pert, round back-end, was
returning to the Cardington airfield in Bedfordshire when a line
hanging from the plane reportedly got tangled on a telephone pole
and caused the plane to slow-mo its way into a nosedive. A rep for
manufacturer Hybrid Air Vehicles refutes the pole claim, but says the
company is assessing what happened. The crew is safe, with no
injuries reported. The Airlander 10 had its maiden voyage just a
week ago. (We’re guessing passenger ticket sales are off a bit
today.)
WATER COOLER QUESTION:
Question: 1-in-10 of us would rather lose THIS than our cellphone.
Answer: Vacation days.
Correct Answer: a. A skirl.
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• Aries – Your radical new look will cause heads to turn, as complete
strangers hurry to avoid eye contact with you.
• Taurus – Years of backbreaking work will finally pay off when your
manager, walking hurriedly down the hallway, nods faintly in your
general direction this week.
• Gemini – A tragic boating accident will soon claim the lives of the
lead singer, guitarist, and drummer of your one-man band.
• Cancer – You’ll be brought face-to-face with your own mortality
during a series of harrowing stabs to the jaw and forehead.
• Leo – This week a shattered tea set will serve as a fitting metaphor
for your clumsy coming-of-age as a woman.
• Virgo – Remember: It’s always a good idea to wait at least 30
minutes before going ahead and defecating in the pool.
• Libra – You’ll have a hard time controlling yourself this week, but
then that’s what the serene-looking men in lab coats are here for.
• Scorpio – Your insistence on having your father walk you down the
aisle may seem odd to some, especially considering the two of you
are only going grocery shopping.
• Sagittarius – You’ll discover the long-sought missing link between
humans and apes this week, moments after standing directly in front
of your bathroom mirror.
• Capricorn – Despite several of face-to-face meetings, and a series
of concessions on your part, the carpenter ants will still refuse to
recognize your truce.
• Aquarius – Your job may not help to save any lives or cure people
of fatal diseases, which is a major problem if you’re a highly
regarded heart surgeon.
• Pisces – A backyard barbecue this week will smell a lot more fun
than it actually is.
FOR THE RECORD:
This week Tesla has unveiled a new car battery that’s being hailed
for two reasons: its ability to power an electric vehicle for 315 miles
on a single charge, and the fact that it makes a 4-door sedan the
fastest accelerating production car. The 100 kilowatt-hour battery
gives the carmaker a range unmatched by major car companies; it’s
the first to push past the 300-mile mark. The battery will be
available in the Model S sedan and Model X SUV. (Ever been
embarrassed at a stoplight by a Model S? It blows your doors off
without making any noise.)
Riddle of the day answer: A tooth!
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RIDDLE OF THE DAY
I'm white, and used for cutting and grinding. When I'm damaged,
humans usually remove me or fill me. For most animals I am a useful
tool. What am I?
See the answer on the back of this page at the bottom.
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