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THE MICHIGAN REVIEW T HE J OURNAL Inside Opinion M Is President Coleman Fit for Duty? Editorials, P. 4 Adam Paul and Amanda Nichols on the Election Columns, P. 5 Race, Litigation, and Sports Staff Opinion, P. 9 Features Post-Election Analysis P. 3, 6-7 The Big Controversy Over Changes to the Big House P. 12 R Arts & Culture The Review has Added You as Our Girlfriend on Facebook 6HH3WR&RQÀUP Detroit Native Jeffrey Eugenides, author of Middlesex and The Virgin Suicides, Visits Campus P. 11 MR OF C AMPUS A FFAIRS 10.14.06 AT THE U NIVERSITY OF M ICHIGAN VOLUME XXV, ISSUE 5 Proposition 2 Passes; Racial and Gender Preferences End Coleman Addresses U-M Students; Vows to Fight on for Diversity, Then Uses Word “Diversity” About 20 More Times University President promises fight in courts challenging the legality of the MCRI during Diag address BY ADAM PASCARELLA, ‘10 D ESPITE THE EFFORTS OF virtually the entire city of Ann Arbor to defeat Proposal 2, voters ultimately decided that race and gender will have QR LQÁXHQFH LQ FROOHJH DGPLVVLRQV DQG public service hiring. While a clear majority supporting the Michigan Civil Rights Initiative sent a strong message denouncLQJ DIÀUPDWLYH DFWLRQ WKH 8QLYHUVLW\ RI 0LFKLJDQZLOOQRWDEGLFDWHWKHLUÀJKWWR DFKLHYH GLYHUVLW\ 80 3UHVLGHQW 0DU\ Sue Coleman recently decided to take the As President Coleman addressed students on the Diag, the crowd swelled from about 500 to nearly 2,000. pletely committed to building diversity at Following Coleman’s speech, demMichigan, and I will do whatever it takes,” onstrators from pro and anti-MCRI orshe commented. While she claimed she ganizations passionately expressed their will conform to state laws concerning opinions about Proposal 2 to anyone who this issue, she stated, “I will guarantee my ZRXOGOLVWHQ8QOLNHWKHDFULPRQ\LQLWLDWHG complete and unyielding commitment to by the radical group By Any Means Necincreasing diversity essary (BAMN) on in this institution.” Pro-MCRI demonstrators the Diag in other In regard to cases, most of the were overjoyed but how the MCRI reaction after the PLJKW DIIHFW 80 FRQYLQFHGWKDWWKHLU¿JKW speech was conin the immediate However, for equality will not end in structive. future, Coleman as pro-MCRI stuthe immediate future SOHGJHGWRKDYH8 dents made their M use only one set presence known of admissions standards for the class of by holding up signs stating “Yes on 2,” 2011. A judicial stay requesting the use of certain individuals hurled obscenities at UDFHDQGJHQGHUSUHIHUHQFHVLQ80DG- this these demonstrators, adding to the President Coleman gets diverse missions this cycle is likely. She pledged very tense atmosphere. after her remarks WR ´VHHN FRQÀUPDWLRQ IURP WKH FRXUWV While most of the pro-MCRI demopportunity to galvanize support in the to complete this year’s admissions cycle onstrators were overjoyed by the passage ÀJKWWRQXOOLI\WKHUHFHQW0&5,HOHFWLRQ under our current guidelines.” Coleman of the Proposal 2, they were convinced results. IXUWKHUVWDWHGWKDW80ZLOOFDUHIXOO\DQD- WKDW WKHLU ÀJKW IRU HTXDOLW\ ZLOO QRW HQG During her speech the morning af- lyze the MCRI and see if it is actually law- in the immediate future. Junior Clark ter Election Day to pro- and anti-MCRI ful. “I have asked our attorneys for their 5XSHU WKH FRFKDLU RI WKH 80 <RXQJ forces, Ann Arbor residents, and curious full and undivided support in defending Americans for Freedom, said that “the students walking through the Diag, Cole- GLYHUVLW\ DW WKH 8QLYHUVLW\ RI 0LFKLJDQ 8QLYHUVLW\LVGHVSHUDWHDQGWKH\DUHJRLQJ man repeatedly emphasized that diversity I will immediately begin exploring legal to try to get around the law for years.” He KDVDOZD\VGHÀQHG80DQGZLOOQHYHUEH action concerning the initiative,” she deSee “Prop 2,” Page 3 absent from campus. “I am fully and com- clared to the enthusiastic crowd. W W W. M I C H I G A N R E V I E W. C O M First two copies free, additional copies $3 each. Stealing is illegal and a sin. (Exodus 20:15) P. 2 11.14.06 Page Two The Michigan Review Election Night Diary We all expected the Republican beatdown. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun. If Bill Simmons can chronicle the ALCS, then we’re going to cover Election Night. The action begins at 10:17pm. 10:17pm – My roommate, a Chris Carney '3$ VWDIIHU WKLV VXPPHU JHWV D SKRQH call announcing Carney’s victory, rendering him giddy and leading him to announce to every member of the household “Chris Carney. US Congressman. Great AmeriFDQµ 7KLV LV ZKDW VWXGHQW JRYHUQPHQW cronies do in their spare time. 10:20pm – My dove hunting plans are GDVKHGDV3URSJRHVGRZQLQIHDWKHUV 10:23pm ² /RRNV OLNH -RKQ 'LQJHOO KDV ZRQWKDWWRXJKEDWWOHRYHUQRERG\*RRG thing he had all those death squads running around campus today. 10:37pm – CNN PROJECTS PROP 2 WILL PASS 10:38pm – I try to call my black and female IULHQGVWRGLVFXVVWKHQHZVEXWWKH\·UHDOO JRQHQRZ 10:44pm ² -RKQ .HUU\ UHDSSHDUV WR FHOHEUDWHWKHUHHOHFWLRQRI 7HG.HQQHG\,Q DUHODWHGVWRU\WKH'HPVDUHÀQDOO\OHWWLQJ -RKQ.HUU\WDONDJDLQ 10:56pm²%RE6FKRFNPDQLVGRZQLQWKH SROOV,·PFUXVKHG:KDWDUHZHJRLQJWR GR ZLWKRXW %RE 6FKRFNPDQ FRPPHUFLDOV running every 5 minutes? 11:26pm ² :ROI %OLW]HU KDV 'LFN $UPH\ RQ ZKR MXVW ORRNV WHUULEOH $UPH\ WDONV like he’s giving a eulogy before being cut RII E\:ROI ZLWK´PRUHEDGQHZVµ 11:32pm – After somebody reminds Wolf WKDW KH KDV 'LFN $UPH\ RQ KROG &11 WKHIUHHZRUOGSRWHQWLDOO\UHVWVRQ<HOORZFXWVEDFNWR$UPH\ZKRORRNVOLNHKH·VMXVW stone County in Montana. “They don’t like book learning much over there,” remarks WDNHQWZRNLFNVWRWKHJURLQ my roommate. 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While I’m typing this, Chris MatWKHZVDVNV´GLG+HDWK6FKXOHUWKURZRUGLG KHUXVKµZKLOHVFULEEOLQJLQFRKHUHQWO\RQD WHOHSURPSWHUFLUFOLQJWKHZURQJVWDWHVDQG ZULWLQJVRPHWKLQJLOOHJLEOH 4:09am ² , ZDQWHG WR JR WR VOHHS KRXUV DJREXW,FDQ·WVWRSZDWFKLQJWKLV&KULV 0DWWKHZVWHOOV+LODU\5RVHQWR´ZULWHWKH SDUDJUDSKµH[SODLQLQJZK\WKH5HSXEOLFDQV ORVWDQGWKHQFXWVKHURII DIWHUVL[ZRUGV 7KLVH[SODLQVZK\2OEHUPDQQ%XFKDQQDQ %RE6FKUXPDQG2·'RQQHOOKDYHOHIWWKH set already. 4:19am²7KH\·UHUHSOD\LQJWKH.DWKHULQH +DUULVFRQFHVVLRQVSHHFK.DWKHULQH+DUULVORRNVOLNHVKHZDVEUHGIURPWKHVDPH test tube as Nancy Pelosi. My roommate’s comment after the speech: “Was that a sentence?” 4:49am ² 6RPHERG\ JRW &KULV 0DWWKHZV VRPHVDOWLQHFUDFNHUVDQGZDWHUDQGWKH\·UH just keeping him on the air until he’s sober enough to drive home. This is out of FRQWURO%XWNXGRVWR&KULVIRURXWODVWLQJ PH,·PRII WREHGQRZZDLWLQJIRUWRPRUURZ ZKHQ 0DU\ 6XH &ROHPDQ DQQRXQFHV VKHZLOOEHJLQV\VWHPDWLFDOO\VKRRWLQJZKLWH SHRSOHRQWKH'LDJMR THE MICHIGAN REVIEW THE JOURNAL OF CAMPUS AFFAIRS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN NICK CHEOLAS Editor-in-Chief STAFF: ASSISTANT EDITORS: BRIAN BIGLIN, KAREN BOORE $QGUHZ%DULQRY6WHYHQ%HQJDO 0DULD%ORRG'DYLG%UDLW (ULQ%XFKNR.HOO\&DYDQDXJK Jenni Chelenyak, Rebecca Christy, Tom Church, Jane Coaston, 0DULH&RXU/LQGVH\'RGJH %ODNH(PHUVRQ'DQQ\+DUULV ,DQ.D\(XQ/HH$QQD0DOHFNH %ULDQ0F1DOO\0LTXHOOH0LODYHF $GDP0RUDWK1DWDOLH1HZWRQ -RKQ2·%ULHQ(GGLH3HUU\'DQLHOOH Putnam, Shanda Shooter, Jonny Slemrod, Evan Wladis, Mary Wilcop, Christina Zajicek, Zack Zucker WEBMASTER: SHAWN OLENDER -DPHV'DYLG'LFNVRQ MICHAEL O’BRIEN Executive Editor ADAM PAUL Managing Editor AMANDA NICHOLS Content Editor EDITOR EMERITUS The Michigan Review is the independent, student-run journal of conservative and libertarian opinion at the University of Michigan. We neither solicit nor accept monetary donations from the University. Contributions to The Michigan Review are tax-deductible under section 501 (c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Service Code. The Michigan Review LV QRW DIÀOLDWHG ZLWK DQ\ political party or any university political group. Unsigned editorials represent the opinion of the editorial board. Ergo, they are unequivocally correct and just. Signed articles, letters, and cartoons represent the opinions of the author, and not necessarily those of The Review. The Serpent’s Tooth shall represent the opinion of individual, anonymous contributors to The Review, and should not necessarily be taken as representative of The Review’s editorial stance. The opinions expressed in this publication do not necessarily those of the advertisers, or of the University RI 0LFKLJDQ:HZHOFRPHOHWWHUVDUWLFOHVDQGFRPments about the journal. Please address all advertising, subscription inquiries, and donations to “Publisher,” c/o The Michigan Review: 7KH0LFKLJDQ5HYLHZ 911 N. University Avenue, Suite One Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1265 mrev@umich.edu www.michiganreview.com Copyright © 2006, The Michigan Review, Inc. All rights reserved. The Michigan Review is a member of the &ROOHJLDWH1HWZRUN P. 3 President Coleman Blows Opportunity to Show A True Commitment to Real Diversity BY NICK CHEOLAS, EDITOR-IN-CHIEF T 11.14.06 Aftermath of Prop 2 8(6'$< 1,*+7 5(6725(' 620( 2) MY faith in humanity. :HGQHVGD\DIWHUQRRQGLVVROYHGZKDWZDVOHIWRI P\ faith in the University of Michigan. On Tuesday night, Michigan voters put an end to VWDWHVDQFWLRQHGGLVFULPLQDWLRQDQGSDYHGWKHZD\IRU 0LFKLJDQGHUVWRIRFXVRQWUXHLQHTXDOLW\ZLWKRXWHUHFWing senseless racial barriers. 7KHDGPLQLVWUDWLRQKDGNQRZQWKLVGD\ZDVDSRVVLELOLW\IRUWZR\HDUV7KH\KDGH[DPSOHVWRIROORZLQ Texas, California, and Washington. They had ample WLPHWRSUHSDUHDQHZDGPLVVLRQVSROLF\QHZLQLWLDWLYHV WRVWUHQJWKHQ.HGXFDWLRQRUSURJUDPVWRKHOSLQcrease the number of academically competitive minority students. So as President Coleman took to the podium last Wednesday, she had a golden opportunity to prove that KHUQRWLRQRI GLYHUVLW\ZDVDERXWPRUHWKDQVNLQFRORU DQGWKHÀJKWIRUGLYHUVLW\ZDVDERXWPRUHWKDQDQHDV\ ZD\WRDWWDLQPRUDOOHJLWLPDF\$V3UHVLGHQWRI WKLV8QLversity, she had a chance to extinguish the smoldering UDFLDOWHQVLRQWKDWWRRRIWHQÁDUHVRQWKLVFDPSXV ,QVWHDGVKHSRXUHGJDVROLQHRQWKHÀUH Caught like a deer in headlights, all Coleman could GRZDVUHSHDWWKHZRUG´GLYHUVLW\µOLNHDEURNHQUHFRUG 21 times in an 18 minute speech. In rather militaristic fashion, and under the guise of “diversity,” Coleman defended a policy that seeks only a meager, arbitrary amount of skin tone variation. 7KLVZDVKHUDWWHPSWDWXQLW\7DNHDORRNDURXQG FDPSXV+RZ·VWKDWUDFLDOXQLW\ZRUNLQJRXWIRUXV" I’ve learned not to expect too much from the adminLVWUDWLRQDWWKLV8QLYHUVLW\%XWRQ:HGQHVGD\3UHVLGHQW Coleman essentially told Michigan voters (her employHUVWRJRVFUHZWKHPVHOYHVWKDWWKH\KDGQREXVLQHVVHV TXHVWLRQLQJKHUUDFLDOHQOLJKWHQPHQWDQGWKDWVKHZRXOG H[SORUHHYHU\SRVVLEOHDYHQXHWRFLUFXPYHQWWKHODZ Of course, the diversity cult cheered. And perhaps, that’s all they need. Members of the FXOWQHHGDIÀUPDWLYHDFWLRQEHFDXVHLWPDNHVWKHPUHsponsible for change. When a black student achieves on KLVRZQQRERG\JHWVDQ\PRUDOLW\SRLQWVDQGWKHUHDUH QRFKHHULQJFURZGV%XWWKHUHZHUHSOHQW\RI FKHHUVDQG PRUDOLW\SRLQWVDZDUGHGRQWKH'LDJODVW:HGQHVGD\ 3UHVLGHQW&ROHPDQQHHGVDIÀUPDWLYHDFWLRQ7RWKH PRUDOO\ULJKWHRXVVROGLHUVLQWKHGLYHUVLW\FXOWVKHZLOO EHWKHPRUDOO\ULJKWHRXVOHDGHU+HUVSHHFKZDVGRWWHG ZLWKVHQWHQFHVWKDWSODFHWKHIRFXVVROHO\RQKHUVHOI´, SOHGJHµ´,ZLOOQRWVWDQGE\µ´,DPIXOO\FRPPLWWHGµ So our righteous leader defends a policy that gives SHRSOHZKDWWKH\ZDQW6KHJHWVKHUOHJDF\WKHUHDUHD IHZPRUHEODFNVRQFDPSXVDQGDOOWKHZKLWHVJHWWRIHHO good about them being there. ,GRQ·WGRXEWWKDWWKHPRWLYHVRI WKRVHZKRKLGH EHKLQGWKLVIDOVHQRWLRQRI GLYHUVLW\DUHVLQFHUH%XWDV 76(OLRWRQFHZURWH´+DOI RI WKHKDUPWKDWLVGRQH LQWKLVZRUOGLVGXHWRSHRSOHZKRZDQWWRIHHOLPSRUtant. They don’t mean to do harm – but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify LW%HFDXVHWKH\DUHDEVRUEHGLQWKHHQGOHVVVWUXJJOHWR WKLQNZHOORI WKHPVHOYHVµ %XW ORRN DURXQG WKLV FDPSXV 'R \RX VHH UDFLDO KDUPRQ\"/RRNDURXQG'HWURLW'R\RXVHHNLGVJUDGuating high school in droves? Look around this state. 'R\RXVHHRXUHFRQRP\" We haven’t solved a damn thing. Make no mistake: true cultural, intellectual, and asSLUDWLRQDOGLYHUVLW\LVGHVLUDEOHDQGEHQHÀFLDO0DU\6XH Coleman had a golden opportunity to display her commitment to this true diversity. As passionate supporters RI WUXO\GLYHUVHYLHZSRLQWVGRWWHGWKH'LDJVKHKDGDQ opportunity to unite this campus like never before, and PRYH XV IRUZDUG LQWR DQ HUD ZKHUH ZH DFKLHYH DFWXDO diversity, and not by discrimination. ,QVWHDGLQPLQXWHV&ROHPDQWKUHZJDVROLQHRQ a smoldering pile of ashes, told reporters she had no FRPPHQWKXJJHGVRPHEODFNSHRSOHDQGKXUULHGDZD\ OHDYLQJDULOHGXSFURZGLQKHUZDNH6WXGHQWVVREEHG LQWKHDUPVRI SURIHVVRUVDQGDGPLQLVWUDWRUV)LHUFHGHEDWHVHUXSWHGEHWZHHQ´<HVRQµDQG´1RRQµVXSporters, and cameras rolled and beamed these pictures DFURVVDVWDWHZLWKDGHHSO\GLYLGHGSDVW 6RRQWKHVWXGHQWVOHIW7KHPLQRULW\VWXGHQWVZHQW back to their University-sponsored minority lounges, EODFNIUDWHUQLWLHVPLQRULW\KRXVHVRUWRPHHWZLWKWKHLU PLQRULW\SHHUDGYLVRUVLQWKHPXOWLFXOWXUDORIÀFH7KH ZKLWH VWXGHQWV ZHQW EDFN WR WKHLU KRPHV DSDUWPHQWV *UHHNKRXVHVEDUVDQGPHWZLWKWKHLU´QRQPLQRULW\µ peer advisors. $OOWKHZKLOH0DU\6XH&ROHPDQVDWFRQÀGHQWWKDW she had saved “diversity.” ,I WKHDGPLQLVWUDWRUVRI WKLV8QLYHUVLW\ZDQWWRSOD\ racial games and engage in social engineering to achieve WKHÁDZHGQRWLRQRI GLYHUVLW\LQWKHLUPLQGVÀQH%XW they needn’t use 60,000 members of the campus community as their guinea pigs. ,I 3UHVLGHQW&ROHPDQZDQWVXVWREX\WKLVSHUYHUVH “commitment to diversity,” then she should resign as President, and an African-American should be named as KHUUHSODFHPHQW,I VKHLVZLOOLQJWRHQIRUFHDSROLF\RI discrimination in order to achieve her perverted concept of “diversity,” then she should hold herself to the same standards. /DVW6DWXUGD\QLJKW,ZHQWWRWKH%URZQ-XJZLWK some friends. I didn’t see an African-American in the entire place. :KHQ,OHIW,ZDONHGGRZQ6RXWK8SDVWWKHOLQH RXWWKHGRRUDW&KDUOH\·V,GLGQ·WVHHDZKLWHSHUVRQLQ the entire line. I couldn’t help but think that inside these establishPHQWVZHUHVRPHRI WKHVDPHLQGLYLGXDOVZKRKDGFDPpaigned so diligently in the name of “diversity” just days earlier. 7KHQ , FRQWLQXHG GRZQ 6RXWK 8 SDVW WKH 3UHVLGHQW·VPDQVLRQ,ZRQGHUHGLI 3UHVLGHQW&ROHPDQVDZ WKH VDPH FDPSXV WKDW , VDZ DQG LI VKH WUXO\ EHOLHYHG ZKDWVKHVD\VDERXWGLYHUVLW\ +HUZRUGVLQQRZD\UHÁHFWUHDOLW\$QGWKH\QHYHU ZLOO VR ORQJ DV ZH DELGH E\ WKH FUHHG RI WKH GLYHUVLW\ cult. MR “Prop 2,” From Page 1 further commented, “No human being should be given preferential treatment by the color of their skin.” 1RW DOO VWXGHQWV VKDUH 5XSHU·V RSLQLRQ KRZHYHU $SSODXVHIRU&ROHPDQ·VSODQWRNHHS80GLYHUVHZDV SUHYDOHQWWKURXJKRXWWKH'LDJ6HQLRU-XVWLQ$QGHUVRQ supported Coleman’s plan, but had concerns about the LPSOHPHQWDWLRQRI KHUVWUDWHJ\´,OLNHGZKDWVKHVDLG but let’s see if she can back it up,” said Anderson. When TXHVWLRQHGZKDWKHWKRXJKWDERXW0&5,VXSSRUWHUVKH VWDWHG ´(YHU\RQH KDV D ULJKW WR WKHLU RZQ EHOLHIV EXW ZK\GRWKH\KDYHWRKROGXSVLJQVVD\LQJ¶<HVRQ·DIWHU WKH\ZRQWKHHOHFWLRQ",JXHVVWKH\DUHDOLWWOHUDFLVWµ At least in the short term, the battle over the MCRI ZLOOFRQWLQXHLQWKHOHJDOV\VWHPDQGLI DQ\FRXUWVGR DFWXDOO\KHDUFKDOOHQJHVWRWKHDFWXDOODZWKHQLWFRXOG become a very long process. Just because the MCRI has EHHQDGGHGWRWKHVWDWHFRQVWLWXWLRQWKHDUJXPHQWVZLOO QRWFHDVH7KHVWDWHRI 0LFKLJDQLVLQIRUDORQJÀJKW to obtain a community of fairness and diversity for all FLWL]HQVMR Diversity Tracker President Coleman’s Diag address featured the word “diversity” 21 times in an 18-minute speech. For those of you who were absent, here’s how it sounded: ´'LYHUVLW\PDWWHUVDW0LFKLJDQµ ´'LYHUVLW\PDWWHUVDWWKH8QLYHUVLW\RI 0LFKLJDQµ ´:HSOHGJHWRUHPDLQXQLÀHGLQRXUÀJKWIRUGLYHUsity” ´'LYHUVLW\PDNHVXVVWURQJµ 5. “[Proposition 209 in California] has been a horribly IDLOHGH[SHULPHQWWKDWKDVGUDPDWLFDOO\ZHDNHQHGWKH diversity of the state’s most selective universities” ´:HDUH0LFKLJDQDQGZHDUHGLYHUVLW\µ 7. “I have asked our attorneys for their full and undivided support in defending diversity” ´:HZLOOQRWOLPLWRXUGULYHIRUGLYHUVLW\WRWKH courts” ´:HZLOOÀQGZD\VWRRYHUFRPHWKHKDQGFXIIVWKDW Proposal 2 attempts to place on our reach for greater diversity.” 10. “The University of Michigan embraces diversity.” ´:HZLOOFRQWLQXHWRUHYLHZDOORI RXUSURJUDPV dedicated to minority affairs and campus diversity to HQVXUHWKDWWKH\FRPSO\ZLWKWKHODZµ 12. “The University of Michigan promotes diversity” ´7KH8QLYHUVLW\RI 0LFKLJDQZDQWVGLYHUVLW\µ 14. “The University of Michigan believes in diversity” 15. “The University of Michigan is diversity” ´:HNQRZWKDWGLYHUVLW\PDNHVXVDEHWWHUXQLYHUsity” 17. “I guarantee my complete and unyielding commitment to increasing diversity at our institution” 18. “I am fully and completely committed to building GLYHUVLW\DW0LFKLJDQDQG,ZLOOGRZKDWHYHULWWDNHVµ 19. “We absolutely must continue to think creatively DERXWKRZWRHOHYDWH0LFKLJDQ·VUROHDVDQDWLRQDO model for diversity in higher education” 20. “The University of Michigan embraces … proPRWHV«ZDQWV«DQGEHOLHYHVLQGLYHUVLW\µ 21. “Let’s stand together to say: We are Michigan and ZHDUHGLYHUVLW\µ P. 4 T Editorials THE MICHIGAN REVIEW 11.14.06 The MCRI Has Passed; It’s Time to Move Forward KH0LFKLJDQ5HYLHZLVWKHLQGHSHQGHQWVWXGHQWUXQMRXUQDORI FRQVHUYDWLYHDQG libertarian opinion at the University of Michigan. 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ZRXOG´VLOHQFHµJURXSVRI VWXGHQWV,WLVLURQLFWKHQWKDW&ROHPDQFKRRVHVWRLJQRUH 6DGO\WKH8QLYHUVLW\KDVVHHPLQJO\GHFLGHGWKDWLWLVWRRGLIÀFXOWWRDGGUHVVWKHVH WKHYRLFHRI WKHYRWHUVPDQ\RI ZKRPDUHVWXGHQWV SUREOHPV RU SHUKDSV WKDW DGGUHVVLQJ WKH XQGHUO\LQJ FDXVHV RI LQHTXDOLW\ ZLOO QRW ,I &ROHPDQLVGHDI WRWKHYRWHUVWRZKRPLVVKHOLVWHQLQJ":KDWVKRXOGPDNH VDWLVI\WKRVHZKRQHHGWRHDVHWKHFUXVKLQJSDLQRI ZKLWHJXLOW VWXGHQWVEHOLHYHVKHFDUHVDERXWZKDWWKH\KDYHWRVD\"&ROHPDQPD\EHDIULHQGWR %XW0LFKLJDQZRXOGEHZLVHWRWDNHDKLQWIURP&DOLIRUQLDZKHUHLQWKHZDNHRI ´GLYHUVLW\µ SURSRQHQWV QRZ EXW LQ WLPH VKH PD\ ZRUN DJDLQVW WKHLU JRDOV ZLWK KHU 3URSRVLWLRQWKH8QLYHUVLW\RI &DOLIRUQLDKDVDFFRUGLQJWRWKHLURZQDVVHVVPHQW VWXEERUQQHVV+HUUHVLVWDQFHWRFKDQJHSDLQWVKHUDVD´VWD\WKHFRXUVHµOHDGHUUDWKHU ´WDNHQDFWLRQWRVWUHQJWKHQ.HGXFDWLRQHQKDQFHVWXGHQWSUHSDUDWLRQIRUKLJKHU than a progressive visionary. education, and implement race-neutral alternatives designed to strengthen is ability to 2YHUWKH\HDUVQDWLRQDOPHGLDVFUXWLQ\DURXQG80·VDIÀUPDWLYHDFWLRQSROLF\KDV DWWUDFWDGPLWDQGHQUROODQXQGHUJUDGXDWHERG\WKDWLVERWKDFDGHPLFDOO\ZHOOSUHLQFUHDVHGLWVVLJQLÀFDQFHRQFDPSXV&ROHPDQKDVVHL]HGWKLVDWWHQWLRQWRKHUSHUVRQDO SDUHGDQGUHÁHFWLYHRI WKHEURDGGLYHUVLW\RI &DOLIRUQLDµ DGYDQWDJHHPSKDVL]LQJWKH´0LFKLJDQ'LIIHUHQFHµRI GLYHUVLW\ $ORQJZLWKH[SDQGLQJRXWUHDFKSURJUDPV8&VFKRROVLGHQWLÀHGDQGHQUROOHGWRS Unfortunately, Coleman is intent on preserving this very label of diversity based SHUFHQWDJHRI VWXGHQWVLQVWDWHKLJKVFKRROVLPSOHPHQWHGD´FRPSUHKHQVLYHUHYLHZ RQDIÀUPDWLYHDFWLRQ:LWKWKHYRWHUV·SDVVDJHRI 3URSRVLWLRQKHUJRDOV³LI WKH\ SROLF\µLQDGPLVVLRQVZKLFKEURDGHQHGWKHFRQFHSWRI PHULWDQGH[SDQGHGSURJUDPV DUHSUHGLFDWHGVROHO\RQDFKLHYLQJGLYHUVLW\ZLWKSUHIHUHQFHV³DVDSROLWLFLDQDQGDV to facilitate community college transfer students. the president of the state’s preeminent university are at an impasse. 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The leaders of this University have an unprecedented opportuXQDEOHWRDFKLHYHGLYHUVLW\ZLWKRXWGLVFULPLQDWLRQWKHQSHUKDSVWKLV8QLYHUVLW\VKRXOG QLW\WRPRYHWKLVVWDWHIRUZDUGDQGLI WKH\IDLOLQWKDWWDVNZHZRQ·WEHWKHRQHVZKR ÀQGVRPHERG\ZKRFDQMR should feel guilty. MR O ʄ)URP6XLWH2QH MR President Coleman: Move on, or Move Out L P. 5 11.14.06 Columns ʄThe Feminine Mystique I This Column is Not About the MCRI AM NOT JRLQJ WR ZULWH DERXW WKH Michigan Civil 5LJKWV,QLWLDWLYH,DPQRWJRLQJWRZULWHDERXWWKH 0LFKLJDQ&LYLO5LJKWV,QLWLDWLYH,DPQRWJRLQJWRZULWH about the Michigan Civil Rights Initiative. Why, you may ask? Well, ÀUVW RI DOO WKDW LV DOO WKDW ZH here at the Review have focused on for almost a year. 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MR ʄ6WULFW6FUXWLQ\ I Election Failure and Moral Victory )<28:$17to forecast the outcome of a ballot proposal election in Michigan, don’t use Ann Arbor DV\RXUVDPSOHXQOHVV\RXZDQWWRNQRZZKDWRXWFRPHV to not expect. Ann Arbor and the University of MichiJDQVXIIHUHOHFWLRQP\RSLD,QWKHFLW\ZDVVKRFNHG ZKHQWKHVWDWHSDVVHGDEDOORWSURSRVDOWKDWHIIHFWLYHO\ banned gay marriage in the state of Michigan. This year students and community members again managed to VLGH ZLWK WKH ORVHUV UHJDUGLQJ ballot initiatives. Students and community members feared the passage RI 3URSRVDO DQG ZKLOH WKH 0LFKLJDQ'DLO\H[SOLFLWO\VXJgested that students vote no on Proposal 4 and yes on Proposal 5, the voters rejected this advice. 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Yet if Michiganders are re- WXUQLQJ'HPRFUDWVOLNH*RYHUQRU*UDQKROPWRRIÀFH ZK\ DUH WKH\ QRW YRWLQJ WKH DGYLFH RI SROLWLFLDQV" )RU instance Granholm advocated strongly against Proposal DQG\HWZKHQJLYHQRSSRUWXQLW\WRH[FLVHWKHPLGGOHZRPDQDQGH[SUHVVDFOHDURSLQLRQRQWKHLVVXHYRWHUV rejected her stance. ,WVHHPVWKDWWKHYLHZVH[SRVHGE\'HPRFUDWLFSROLticians, and parroted here in Ann Arbor, prevail by deIDXOW7KHIHDURI ´ZDVWHGµYRWHVOHDGVWRDOHVVHURI WZR HYLOVDSSURDFKLQYRWLQJ7KXVDVVKRZQE\WKHGLVSDULW\ EHWZHHQ WKH YLHZVRI HOHFWHGRIÀFLDOVDQG WKH SROLFLHV YRWHUVFKRRVHWKRVHZKRJHWHOHFWHGVWLOOKDYHKXJHJDSV LQFRQFHUQZLWKWKHHOHFWRUDWH7KLVKDVEHHQH[SUHVVHG LQWKHUHFHQWWUHQGWR´YRWHDJDLQVWµDFDQGLGDWHZKHUH turnout is rallied not in support of a candidate but through fear mongering against another. 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With the end of campaigning for the 0&5,DIURQWLHUKDVEHHQUHDFKHG³DQG RQO\WLPHZLOOWHOOZKDWWKHHIIHFWVRI YDULRXVOHJDODFWLRQZLOOEHMR What Would Jesus Do About Prop 2? tion,” it reads. .DWKHULQH0LOOHUYLFHFKDLUH[WHUQDORI WKH0LFKLJDQ &ROOHJH 5HSXEOLFDQV GLVDJUHHV ZLWK WKH &DWKROLF BY ANNA MALECKE, ‘10 Church’s choice to become involved in the heated Proposal 2 political debate. “I do not believe it’s appropriate 7 :$6 35(6,'(17 7KRPDV -HIIHUVRQ ZKR ÀUVW for the Catholic Church to take a stance on a political FRLQHG WKH SKUDVH D ´ZDOO RI VHSDUDWLRQ EHWZHHQ issue,” she said. FKXUFK DQG VWDWHµ 7KH H[DFW GLPHQVLRQV RI WKLV ZDOO )U7KRPDV0F&ODLQ6-3DVWRURI 6W0DU\·V6WXKDYHEHHQGHEDWHGDQGGLVFXVVHGIURPDOOSHUVSHFWLYHV GHQW3DULVKDJUHHGZLWKWKH0&&·VFRQFOXVLRQ KRZHYHUKLVWRULFDOO\LWLVWKHVWDWHZKRPRVWRIWHQGDUHV against Proposal 2 but disliked their reasoning. to breach this barrier. Concerning the recently passed ,QKLVSRLQWRI YLHZWKH0&&HVVD\IRFXVHGRQ Michigan Civil Rights Initiative, or Proposal 2, the op- the historical and societal background of civil posite occurred. rights instead of presenting an argument based In September, the Michigan Catholic Conference RQ &DWKROLF VRFLDO MXVWLFH WHDFKLQJV )U 0F(MCC) published an essay entitled “Proposal 2: Unjust Clain authored an article for the church bulletin WKHZHHNEHIRUHHOHFfor Michigan.” The reasons behind the Catholic bishops’ “As Christ made special efforts tions urging parishioRSSRVLWLRQ ZHUH FRQFHUQV for the neglected, it behooves ners to vote against about “detrimental effects it us as a society to ensure that the Proposal 2. “Saying no to this proposal continues ZLOO KDYH XSRQ SURJUDPV DQG same happens to this day.” to leave in place the ability in policies in our state.” our State of Michigan to be Citing historical practices proactive on behalf of those RI DIÀUPDWLYHDFWLRQWKHHVVD\ -Father Thomas McClain, focuses on the repercussions Pastor, St. Mary’s Student Parish LQ QHHG RI DIÀUPDWLYH DFWLRQ WR OHYHO WKH SOD\LQJ ÀHOG IRU of Proposal 2 for the state, WKHPµKHZURWH rather than the church. “Proposal 2 represents an ominous policy shift for Michigan The pastor structured his remarks around tradiZKLOHFRPSURPLVLQJWKHLQWHJULW\RI WKHVWDWHFRQVWLWX- tional Catholic values and teachings, using the actions of The Catholic Church came out in opposition to Proposition 2, but did parishioners listen? I Jesus as an example for society. “As Christ made special efforts for the neglected, it behooves us as a society to HQVXUHWKDWWKHVDPHKDSSHQVWRWKLVGD\µKHZURWH 'HVSLWHWKHHIIRUWVRI WKH&KXUFKWKHPDMRULW\RI &DWKROLFVLQ0LFKLJDQYRWHGIRUEDQQLQJDIÀUPDWLYHDFtion. According to exit polls, 64% of Catholics supported the proposal as compared to 58% of the general SRSXODWLRQ ZKR YRWHG WR SDVV LW ´&OHDUO\ ,·P GLVDSSRLQWHGµVDLG)U0F&ODLQ ´EHFDXVH,WRRND stance on it myself.” The Pastor fears for the future of the state. “I am concerned that any HIIRUWWREHSURDFWLYHZLOOEHVXEMHFWWROLWLJDtion,” he said. Miller believes Michigan Catholics, like KHUUHDOL]HGWKHFKXUFK·VVWDQFHZDVQRWRQHRI UHOLJLRXVGRJPD´$IÀUPDWLYHDFWLRQLVQRWRQH of the infallible beliefs of the church. 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Wyoming officials recruit Michigan blue-collar workers to move west for a job BY DANNY HARRIS, ‘10 I 1 7+( &855(17 employment market, it seems that getting out of 0LFKLJDQDWDOOFRVWLVZRUWKLWIRUPDQ\ $WOHDVWWKDWLVKRZ)OLQWDUHDUHVLGHQWVIHOWZKHQWKH\WXUQHGRXWIRURQH of many job fairs early in October, a truly XQLTXH FDVH ZKHUH UHSUHVHQWDWLYHV IURP the state of Wyoming attended in order WROXUH0LFKLJDQZRUNHUVRXWZHVW $OWKRXJKIHZRI 0LFKLJDQ·VFLWL]HQV JUHZXSZDQWLQJWREHFRDOPLQHUVLWZDV a tempting offer: $28 an hour plus beneÀWVZLWKXSWRSRVLWLRQVWRÀOO7ZR KXQGUHG 0LFKLJDQ ZRUNHUV KDYH DOUHDG\ made the move, even though most conIHVV WR EHLQJ OHVV WKDQ WKULOOHG ZLWK WKH ORFDWLRQ´$OO,NQRZDERXW:\RPLQJLV WKDWLWLVFROGDQGJUD\%XWLW·VJRWMREVµ commented Scott Parkinson, one of the job seekers at the fair, to the Detroit Free small population of Wyoming cannot Press 7KH VWDWH·V HFRQRPLF JURZWK DQG ÀOORQLWVRZQ$OOWUXPSHWHGXQGHUWKH ORZ XQHPSOR\PHQW DUH XOWLPDWHO\ D VHOO- VWDWH·V QHZ PRWWR WR SRWHQWLDO ZRUNHUV ing point. 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The residency KDVDOORZHGWKHRGGPHPEHUVDFKDQFHWRJHWIDPLOLDU ZLWKWKHWRZQDQGLWVDFDGHPLFFRPPXQLW\PXFKPRUH VR WKDQ D WZRQLJKW VWD\ LQ 1<& 0RUHRYHU WKH 56& has found in the University an enthusiastic partner open WRLQQRYDWLYHLGHDVDQGSURMHFWV´2YHUDOOµVD\V)LVFKHU ´ZHGRWKHSOD\VWKH\ZDQWWRGRµ 7KHÀUVWUHVLGHQF\LQZDVDQHQRUPRXVVXFFHVVGUDZLQJRYHUDWWHQGHHVIURPVWDWHVDQG ÀYH FRXQWULHV $GGLQJ WR WKLV ZDV %R\G·V UHFHSWLRQ RI WKH2OLYLHU$ZDUGIRU%HVW'LUHFWRUDWKHDWHUFHUHPRQ\ FRPSDUDEOHWRWKH$FDGHP\$ZDUGVRQO\DGGLQJWRWKH UHDVRQVIRUKLVDSSRLQWPHQWDV56&$UWLVWLF'LUHFtor. Though the totals have not yet been added, over WLFNHWV ZHUH VROG WR DXGLHQFHV IURP DFURVV WKH FRXQWU\0XVHV:LOOLDPV´1RZ\RXKDYHWKHNew York Times FRPLQJWR0LFKLJDQIRUWKHDWHUUHYLHZVµMR Feature P. 12 11.14.06 The Invisible Hand of Enclosed Seating Group opposes U-M Athletic Department’s plans for stadium renovation, but questions are raised about future economic impacts BY EVAN WLADIS, ‘10 B $1621/8;85<Restrictions on SURÀW. Equality in name only. Sounds more like a communist state than Michigan Stadium, doesn’t it? Yet with debate raging over how best to repay the debt accrued by a massive renovation of the nation’s largest collegiate stadium, these are the effects that one group, Save the Big House, seemingly endorses. :KLOHDOPRVWHYHU\RQHDWWKH8QLYHUVLW\ of Michigan agrees that its iconic stadium is badly in need of an overhaul (which would include a new press box, upgraded player facilities, and wider seats and aisles, among othHU DPHQLWLHV WKH 8QLYHUVLW\·V SODQ WR UHSD\ FRQVWUXFWLRQ FRVWVKDV EHHQ PHW ZLWK ÀHUFH resistance. Their plan, which proposes creating new streams of revenue by installing club seats and luxury boxes, or “enclosed seating,” DVWKH¶8·HXSKHPLVWLFDOO\FDOOVLWLVVWURQJO\ RSSRVHG E\ VRPH RI WKH 8QLYHUVLW\·V PRUH “traditional” alumni. The most vocal and active of these forces is Save the Big House, a coalition of Wolverines expressing concern that enclosed seating will cripple the stadium’s ability to expand in the future. In addition, they believe that luxury boxes disrespect the “egalitarian LGHDOVWRZKLFK80LVGHGLFDWHGµ Their proposal, the Big House Renovation Plan, calls for the addition of 10,000 more bleacher seats around the outer rim of the stadium, scrapping any plans for luxury boxes, which members claim “divide Michigan fans by income, undermining the unity and ca- If the stadium was truly “dedicated WRHJDOLWDULDQLGHDOV´DQGWKHGHVHJUHJDWLRQRISHRSOHIURPGLIIHUHQWWD[ brackets, why not just sell every ticket DWWKHVDPHSULFHDQGODEHOLWXQDVVLJQHGVHDWLQJ" fessor at the Ross School of Business, notes that, if the Athletic Department’s plan is implemented, the Big House’s standing as the largest collegiate stadium in the country will not be in jeopardy. “The architect has said that the proposed renovation will easily support up to 7,500 more seats in each end zone. And if, in 10 or \HDUV80ZDQWHGWRJRHYHQODUJHUWKH\FRXOGDGG OX[XU\ ER[HV WR WXUQ D SURÀW ZKHUHDV WKH %LJ +RXVH Plan would need only 3 years to get out of the red. Looking at all the available numbers, it appears he is correct. In the 22 years between these estimates, the 10,000 new bleacher seats would generate an income of about $65.34 million ($2.97 million per year). Not bad, especially when you consider that after 25 years, enclosed seating will not have earned a single dime. The 35-year-mark, however, tells a different story; ten years after reaching the black, luxury boxes will have generated a whopping $140.1 million dollars: outpacing the proposed bleacher seats by nearly $45 million. Income from luxury boxes grows almost exponentially in the years that follow as well; ÀIW\ \HDUV DIWHU FRQVWUXFWLRQ WKH GLIIHUHQFH LQSURÀWLVDQDVWRXQGLQJPLOOLRQ Still, Professor Kennedy claims that even these comparisons are conservative. “It’s almost guaranteed that private donations to the athletic department will go up [because of enclosed seating],” he says. “Access to the best boxes and club seats near the 50-yard line will depend on cumulative giving. Ford, GM, and Comerica, in order to secure access to the ‘good’ locations, [will] have to up their donations. This Damn those capitalist pigs and their brick architecture! is probably worth another $5 to $15 million SHU \HDU DOO RI ZKLFK LV SXUH SURÀW IRU WKH additional concourses in the end zones [to get up to] athletic department and can be used to fund all the ath140,000 or 150,000 seats,” Kennedy says. letic teams.” Even doubts surrounding the new stadium’s attractiveness, 2IWKHSRWHQWLDOIRUUHFUXLWLQJ.HQQHG\VD\V³7KH thought to be compromised by proQHZVWDGLXPZLOOPHDQWKDWWKHDWKOHWLFGHSDUWPHQW posed brick concourses several stoKDVPRUHUHVRXUFHV>WRSXWWRZDUGV@WUDLQLQJIDFLOLries high on the east and west sides RI WKH ÀHOG DUH D PDWWHU RI SHUWLHVORFNHUURRPVDQGVFKRODUVKLSV,GRQ¶WWKLQN sonal taste. John Pollack, a former WKDWUHFUXLWVZLOOVD\µZRZSUHPLXPVHDWLQJ¶EXW speechwriter for the Clinton administration and current spokesperson WKH\ZLOOEHDWWUDFWHGWRWKHWKLQJVWKDWWKHQHZUHYfor Save the Big House, compares HQXHVWUHDPVZLOOIXQG´ the new stadium’s exterior to “a collision between the Roman Coliseum and the parking structure on Fourth and Washington.” Perhaps most importantly, the new structures will However, Save the Big House maintains that their better capture noise generated by Michigan fans, and SODQ LV ERWK PRUH YLVXDOO\ DSSHDOLQJ DQG PRUH ÀVFDOO\ GLUHFW LW WRZDUG WKH ÀHOG 7KH UHVXOW LV DQ LQFUHDVH LQ VRXQG3ROODFNLQVLVWVWKDWWKHÀQDQFLDOÀJXUHVVXSSRUW- KRPH ÀHOG DGYDQWDJH DV DUFKLWHFWXUDO LQHIÀFLHQFLHV LQ ing enclosed seating “don’t add up.” Luxury boxes, in WKHFXUUHQWVWDGLXPDOORZFURZGQRLVHWRHVFDSHWKHÀHOG his opinion, are merely an effort by the university to EHIRUHHYHUUHDFKLQJWKHÀHOG “keep up with the Joneses,” in this case, Ohio State and As the Michigan crowd has been characterized, perMichigan State. Pollack says it will take 25 years for the haps wrongfully, as one of the quietest in the nation, the structural changes meant to challenge that reputation may be a major selling point among students and players. It all adds up to the largest and loudest home crowd in college football. MR maraderie that fans of all ages and backgrounds share as they experience the game together.” These grand notions of equality, however, are perhaps a bit overdone. Most students sit in the cheap seats behind the end zone while wealthy patrons who can afford the steep costs of premium tickets get the seats 20 rows up on the 50yard-line. Robert Kennedy, a The blueprints look promising corporate strategy pro- to some, but are a strike in the heart to others. Only time will tell if they will pass.