Leh Jeet Gya Maama! Phir se aya Obama! \(^_^)

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Leh Jeet Gya Maama!
Phir se aya Obama! \(^_^)/
Issue ke andar
Shashca Rows
8
By Hira Nazir
Adabi Dhaba
6
Interview
4
Shashca Reports
7
Shashca 1st Birthday
Surprises
4
Kuch khaas news
Tou jee hogaya hai faisla!
Agaya
phir
se
hamara
mama! :D Kaisa faisla dude!
Kaun aya? :O
Jee tou kahani kuch yun hai
kai US kay recent elections ka
faisla samnay agaya. Maidan
mein utray thay do jiyalay. Aik
Barack Obama and Dosray
Mitt Romney. Lekin sakht mukablay kay baad faisla hoa
apnay maama Obama kay haq
main. 8) Yaad rahay kay yeh
Obama uncle ka 2nd time hai.
Is se pehlay bhi woh hi US kay
president thay. News kay mutabik yeh competition bohat
sakht raha. Jis mein Obama ko
milay 50% jab ke Romney ne
liye 40% of the votes. Is par
combined spent hoye $2 billion. :O Romney, the multimillionaire former private equity
executive, came back from a
series of campaign stumbles
to make it close after besting
the president in the first of
three presidential debates.
Matlab muqabla tha sakht aur
kaantay daar. :O Obama nay
Virginia, Nevada, Iowa aur
Ohio mein saray votes harap
liye. :D Obama ne takreeban
saray states mein hasil ki shandar victory. Aur muk lia phr se
takht-e-sadarat. 8) Yeh batati
chalun kay Romney, the multimillionaire former private equity executive, came back from
a series of campaign stumbles
to make it close after besting
the president in the first of
thr ee
p res id entia l
debates .Obama hain Democtratic party se jab ke Romney
bhai hain US congress kay.
Tou kar dya Americans ne
ailaan undivided rehney kay
haq mein. :P Obama uncle ne
Chicago victory party mein
apni begum and betiyon kay
hamra khitab kartay hoye sab
voters ka shukriya ada kiya aur
bola kay is jeet se yeh saabit
hogaya kay app sab ne mush-
kilaat kay bawajood mera
saath diya. Obama uncle ne
yeh bhi kaha kay woh future
mein Romney bhai kay sath
karainge discussions. Unke
sath dosti rakhain ge and
achay bachon ki tarah mil jul
kay raheinge. \(^_^)/
Unhon ne tamaam supporters
ko bola thank you and kaha
kay ap ka har vote bohat hi
qeemti hai and ma'ani rakhta
hai. Jee tou mamo nay kar
diya hai clean sweap and urah
liye saray votes. Phir se hain
US kay badshah aur kareinge
presidency. Waah!
Ab is jeet kay agay kia asraat
hongay yeh tou ham ko nahi
pata boss lekin phr bhi Obama
uncle ko kartay hain congratulations and Good luck bhi! \o/
News Source: Dawn
Picture Source:
www.guardian.co.uk
Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan ka MQM kay
khilaf World War ka ailaan! O_O
SC ne Asgher khan case me
anni macha di :D
 Malala day bhi manaya jaey
ga ab se!
(Page 3)
 General Ashfaq Parvez Kiani
ki paishangoi
(Page 2)
 Asan tay jana super earth,
kinay kinay jana super earth
(Page 2)
By Syed Junaid Ali Zaidi
Taliban ke correspondent Ehsan ullah Ehsan ne
 Apple’s biggest store in Beijing! 8)
(Page 5)
jumma ke khutbay ke baad ailaan kartay hoye
MQM ko apostate declare kerdia aur apnay
naam ki bilkul bhi laaj na rakhtay hoye un pe koi
Ehsan na kernay ka faisla kar dia!.
Altaf bhai ne bhaiyon wala haq ada kertay hoye
 US Anti Islam filmmaker
jailed!
(Page 3)
Malala pe hamlay ki sakht muzzamat kartay ra-
(Page 6)
hein, MQM ka apnay bary mei kia khyal hy
Pakistan MQM ke itnaaaay khilaf ho gae!
(Page 3)
eral elections mein koi maulvi saab elect honay
walay hein. :p Unhon ne kaha ke wo jald hi apni
policy ki public announcement kerdain gay.
In sab baton ke bary mein MQM ka response
kuch yeh hay:
Unka kehna hay ke wo is mulk ko wo Pakistan
bana’na chahtay hein jiska Quaid ka khuwab tha.
Faisal Sabzwari ka kehna hay ke MQM women
Ehsan Ullah bhai ne tou sab judges ko appeal and children ke rights ke liye larti rahay gi.
kertay hoye yahan tak keh dia hay ke unhon ne
secular laws ko chor ke Islamic laws ikhtiyar
kerain, par unhain kia pata ke marnay ke baad
bhi in ki rooh bhatakti rahay gi :P par chalo un-
ANP ne Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan ki sakht
muzzamat kertay hoye kaha hay ke ham deshat
gardon ke khilaf larain gay aur mulk se inka
khaatma kerain gay.
hay khof e Khuda dila ke Ehsan Ullah bhai ne aik Bashir Jaan ka kehna hey ke ham Bacha Khan ke
naik kaam aur judges pe Ehsan tu kar dia na! :p
 Pakistan worst economy in
Asia Pacific region? Hain?
strategy ikhtiyar kerain gay, lagta hay next gen-
kesay smjhota kar saktay hein jo bohat zalim dhamkiyan koi nayi baat nai hay. >_<
bhi Allah ke paas jana hay aik din, tou please in
 Made in Pakistan drones bhi
aa gaey!
(Page 5)
cast karna chahtay hein isi liye is kaam ke liye
hay hein unka kehna hay ke ham aisay logon se Faisal Sabzwari ka kehna hey ke MQM ke liye
wese? :P Bas tu janab isi liye Tehreek-e-Taliban
 Killer dolphins!
Pakistani Taliban ne yeh bhi kaha hay ke wo vote
Is sab ke sath sath Taliban correspondent ne
Balochistan or Sindh ki qoum se kaha hay ke
apni fight for rights ko Islamic way se larain, asal
mein unkay kehnay ka matlb tha ke wo bhi taliban ban jain aur jihaad kerain!
followers hein aur ham unprincipled logon ka
sath kabhi nai dain gay. Unka kehna hay ke
MQM ke sath hamaray kuch political ikhtilafaat
hein par ham har us party ka sath dain gay jis ke
sath bhi zulm hoga. Enough Said!
News Source: Dawn
Picture Source: Dawn
By Hina Yasin
kaam hi ko nai ke vo apni merzi ki party ko
partiyoon ke lie paise baant’ta phire :P
Lo bhai, Ashger khan saab ke case ki jaanch Vese to SC ne apni list me dheer sare bandon
pertaal ker li he SC ne acche se :D Rajj ke ke naam likhe, but un me prominent the apne
thook baja ke her angle se case ko dekha and Nawaz Sharif saab, jo ke Rs3.5M harapp ker
ye decision dia ke military officers ka unlawful ke bethe ve hain :o Former CM Mir Afzal unorderz dena ya apne juniors ko in kaamon se cle ne Rs10M khaaye :D Jamaat-i-Islami ne
na rookna, dono ghalat hain bhai B| Iss judg- uraaye Rs5M, former CM Jam Sadiq saab ne
ment me president ke role ki baat tou hoi but Rs5M or Akbar Bugti saab ke launde ne
apne Zardari saab pe kisi ne ekk ungli nai khaaye 1.5M rupee :O In sabbb logon ko jo
uthai :O ;) SC said ke essa ho hi nai sakta ke paise diye gaye, vo the bs 60M, jab ke total
us time pe president ne Army Chief Gen paise the bhai 140 million. Baaki ke 80M ya to
Aslam Beg ya ISI director general Lt-Gen ISI ko khila diye gaye, ya Director External
(retd) Asad Durrani ne PPP ko 1990 ke elec- Intelligence saab ko ghoul ke pila diye gaye :/
tions harane ke lie parties ko pese diye hon, Ab Military Intelligence ke kehne pe 40M
kyun ke 8th amendment ke baad bhi un ke bheje gaye GHQ ko, MI Quetta ke regional
paas enne rights hi nai thy :P Hmmm, matlab office ko 10.5m and Ghulam Mustafa Jatoi
ee khichri enna dowaan di pakaai hoi si B| saab type ke dheer sare logon ko diye gaye.
SC ke decision me likha tha ke jenna lookan Baki ke thoore se jo paise bach gaye the na…
ne 1990 de electionz wich raundi maari, on- bas 67M rupee, vo GHQ bhijwa diye gaye.
nan de naam list wich mojood aa. Oo apni And the list continues, after all 280 million
khair mana lain (ye list banai gai Gen Asad rupee mill bant ke bhi khaane ke liye dheer
Durrani ke July 24, 1994 ke affidavit ki base sari parties or bandon ki lood perti he na, but
pe). Pakistanion ka right he ke unki elected kher apni SC bhi koi kisi se kam thoore he,
party unki numaaindagi kere, tou agar kisi ne onna ne Intelligence Bureau te Attorney GenPakistanion ke is right ko violate kiya to SC he eral Irfan Qadir nu agle hafte de notice phina rescue ke liyeeee, fiker nishta B) jwa ditte ne B) Choorna to nai he in me se kisi
SC ne clearly kaha ke soldiers ka pehla and ko bhi ab :D
last oath Pakistan ke sath commitment or
locality hai, even after retirement vo koi News Source: Dawn
unlawful act kerta he te feer bacchu assan Picture Source: www.hotpaknews.com
phar laina he thwannu :P Kisi army afser ka
newseditor@shashca.com
Maan lo bhai, yeh sab
US agents hein! O_O
By Myra Ahmed
Assa'n tay jaana
''Super-earth",kiny
kiny jaana ''Superearth" O_O
jinhon ne bin Laden ke baad take-over kia, ne apne bandon ko
kaha khabardar jo koi bhagaa! Ham darnay waale naheen. Unhon
Al-Qaeda walay kabhi baaz naheen aayein ge. Somalia mein pichle ne Al Qaeda ki website par post hone waali video mein kaha keh
20 saalon se halaat bohat kharab hein due to armed anarchist jin ki asal mein yeh forces sab tou US ke agents hein. o_O “Show them
waja se lakhon log apni jaanon ki baazi har gaye hein. Al-Qaeda the fire of jihad and its heat. Chase them with guerrilla warfare, amlinked Al-Shabaab militants ne tou kaafi ilaqon par qabza bhi ja- bushes, martyrdom (suicide attacks)” Yeh thay bhai un ke alfaaz. :O
maya hua tha. Somalia mein revolts ne Mohamed Siad Barre ko
By Musarrat Amin
Ye expect kia jaraha hai ke Super-earth me liquid
1991 mein power se out kardia tha. Us waqt se is African country ka "Khuda ke fazl se yeh log defeat ho jayein ge. Yeh Iraq me bhi de-
water bhi mojood hai jo isay habitable banata
koi president kia, siray se koi effective central government hi na- feat hue hein, Afghanistan se nakal rahe hein, in ka Ambassador
Lo jee,ab hamari dunya me jaga kam par gayi thi hai. Awsome na! And jis tarha se hamari earth
heen thi. Ab September mein inhon ne one-of-a-kind elections se Benghazi mein mara gaya aur Sanaa aur Cairo mein in ka jhanda
ke ek aur planet Super-earth kay naam se dis- sun ke gird revolve karti hai,similarly Super-earth
aik naya President elect kia. Tou hua yeh ke Somalia ne UN aur Afri- neecha hua.” In ka ishara Anti-Islam clip par hone waale voilence ki
cover kar lia gaya hai. Astronomers ka kehna hai bhi HD40307 kay gird revolution me masroof
can Union peacemaker (AU) ke saath mil kar in militants aur revolt- taraf tha. Somalians ko kaha keh woh Al Shabaab ka saath dein aur
ke is ka climate aur atmosphere hamaray rehnay hai.
ers ko bahar nikalne ka socha. Last 5 years se Al-Shabaab jo maha- apne mulk ko in foreign invaders se paak karein. Al-Shabaab ka
kay lye fit hai. Super-earth ka mass hmaray
rajay ban kar bethe they un ko main urban areas se out karna shuru control rural areas mein ab bhi kaafi strong hai. As such, is clip ki
"zaati" earth :p se ziada hai aur is se kayi ziada So lets pack our bags and move to super
kia. Is se Somalia se jo log jan bachane ke liye bhaage thay woh bhi authenticity verify naheen ho sakti lekin Al-Zawahri ne pehle bhi is
active bhi hai.
earth! :D
umeed ki kiran dekh kar ghar waapis aane lagay. :) Lekin capital tarah mukhtalif mulkon ke khilaaf statements di hein. :(
Mogadishu abhi bhi totally safe naheen hai. Lekin Al-Qaeda ko yeh
Astronomers ne Super-earth ko HD4037g ka News Source: Fox News
Happy Ending kuch hazam naheen hoti, especially jab Kenyan Allah kher kareay!
naam dia hai aur ek andazay kay mutabiq future
forces ne Al Shabaab ko Kismayu port, jahan un ka kaafi strong
telescopes is qaabil ho sktay hain ke directly Picture News:
hold tha, mein defeat kia. Al-Qaeda ke leader Aymen Al-Zawahri,
News Source: The Express Tribune
Picture Source: The Express Tribune
earth se Super-earth ko dekha jaaye.Wow! www.phoenixaquua.blogspot.com
General Ashfaq ki paishan goi! O_O
By Fahad Ahmed
wo Pakistan ki salamti ka faisla akelay ker
sakay. Mulki mufad main her aik insan ko
Awam aur fouj ko alag kernay ki koi bhi apni raye dene ka haq hasil hai aur law
koshish Pakistan ke liye baray masail ka is ki
baiys ban sakti hai..
muka ma l
ija za t
deta
ha i.
Unhon ne kaha ke ham ne maazi main
bohat si ghaltiyan ki hain jinki saza hum aj
ISPR ke mutabik unhon ne kaha ke Paki- tak bhugat rahay hain, hum sab ne apni
stan ki awam ki support ke bagair national apni jaga bohat si ghaltiyan ki hain aur ab
security ka tasawur namumkin hai aur koi hamain un ghaltiyon se sekhna hoga agar
bhi koshish jo awam aur fouj ke darmiyan ham apnay mustakbil ko behter dekhna
dewaar banay wo mulk ke liye future main chahtay hain tou.
mushkilaat paida kar sakti hai.
Kisi bhi saboot ke bagair hamain kisi bhi
GHQ main Army officers se baat kertay idaray ya shaksiyat ko bagair janay uski
hoye unhon ne kaha ke awaam aur idaray ghalatiyo ka andaza nae kerna chahiye!
dono ko mil ker Pakistan ko mazboot bananay ki koshish kerni hogi.
News Source: Dawn
Kisi shaksiyat ya idaray ko ye haq nae ke Picture Source: Dawn
newseditor@shashca.com
Ab “Malala Day” bhi manaya jaey ga! O_O
By Anwaar Ali
Yeh day sirf Malala tak hi extended nahi Malala ke favor main all across the globe
Malala Yousafzai. Naam tu suna hoga!
Bohat kaam kiye hain education ke liye
Pakistan main is choti si bachi nay. Put-
balkay wo 32 million girls bhi shamil hain 1 million se zaida signatures thay. Presijo taleem jaisay buniyadi haq se me- dent of Pakistan Janab Sadar Asif Ali
hroom rakhi jati hen.
Zardari ne bhi petition sign ki.
ting aside controversies, yeh samjha jata UN chief ne bayan main kaha ke duniya Jab ke hospital se bhi Malala ke father ka
hai ke Malala ko Taliban ne target kiya ke tamam log Malala aur 61 Million bayaan aya. Malala ne apne father ke
aur os ko katal karnay ki koshish ki gae.
girls ke haq main awaaz utha rahe hain. hath duniya ko thanks kaha for their
Aaj kal Malala ka Birmingham main elaaj
ho raha hai. 10th November,2012 ko
Malala day manaya gya hai. Yeh order
Pakistani Government ne nayi diya balkay UN ke Sectary General Ban ki Moon
ne ki taraf se faisla aya. Banki Moon ne
United Nations ki website pe jaari karda wonderful support. ^_^
video main Bann Ki Moon ne kaha ke wo
1 million logon ke sath mil ke awaz utha
rahe hain. Unhon ne mazeed kaha ke
taleem sab ka haq hai aur taleem se hi
mazboot or civilized mashra banta hai.
Malala ke father ne bola ke Malala aur
family believe kartay hain ke Malala jaise
aur bohat se bachay hain jo unthak
mehnat aur koshish kar rahe hain and
this can surely bring revolution in coun-
Malala ko “Global Symbol” for education Unhon ne international community se try.
ka title dia.
appeal ki ke wo is day ke maqsad main
Gordon Brown (former British Prime
Minister) and currently special member
of Education UN ne kaha hai ke aftermath of Malala attack, Yeh day manany
ka faisla kiya hai.
shamil ho kar Malala jaisi lakhon girls
and boys ke haqq main awaaz uthain.
Gordon
Brown
nay
Pakistan
main
Yeh bhi yaad rahe ke Malala ko Nobel
Prize ke liye pehlay hi nominate kiya ja
chuka tha. ^_^ B|
“Waseela-e-Taleem” scheme ki opening News Source: The News
ki and before opening unhon ne President Zardari ko aik petition di jis main
Picture Source: www.warincontext.org
US anti-Islam filmmaker
jailed!
By Abdullah Khilji
Pichlay dino America ke presidential
election ke ilawa jo dusri khabar Pakistani electronic aur print media ki
zeenat bani rahi woh Gustaakh-e-rasool
Nakoula Basseley ko aik saal ki saza
milnay ki thi. :O
Is nay wahan 12 fake names se almost Ab is manhoos film ki waja say poori
60 bank accounts khol rakhay thay aur dunya main musalmaanon nay protest
un accounts ke sath cheque fraud kar- kia tha jis ki waja say Middle East main
tay thay aur phir wo kehtay hain na ke bohat sa jaani nuqsaan hua aur Libya
"Bakray ki maa kab tak khair manaye main tou is film ke post honay ke baad
gi" . ;) Tou bas phir aisa hi is ke saath wahan ki embassy pay bhi hamla kia
hua aur is malooon ko 21 month ki saza gaya tha. Aur wahan ke ambassador ke
de di gai thi. magar phir 1 saal ke baad ilawa aur bhi Amreekion ko maar dia
Aray aray aik minute zara meri baat tou is pay taras khatay hoye isko kuch con- gaya tha.
puri ho lenay dijiye. Ye saza usay kisi ditions ke sath chor dia gaya jin main se
controversial film bananay par nahi di aik 5 saal tak without permission comgai balkay ye janaab tou aisi manhoos puter ya internet ko use karnay par paafilmain banany ke ilawa aur bhi bohat bandi thi.
si harkatain karna jantay hain.
Kabaddi Kabaddi Kabaddi! \o/ Jeet Gae!
By Hira Nazir
Match shuru honay par Pakistani utri tou Pakistan ko technically 3
team ki side India walon se zyada points mil gae aur woh 40 points se
Hum jeet gae. Hum jeet gae. strong thi. Aur pehlay half tak Paki- theray maidan kay shair. 8) Yaay!
\(^_^)/ Kiya jeet gae bhai? :O Nahi stan ko un par bartari hasil rehi. :')
\(^_^)/
pata boss? Aray ham batatay hain.
8) Baat kuch yun hai kay hoa hai Dosray half mein dono teams kay Tournament
dekhney
Punjab
kay
kay
liye
Ab andar ki baat jo marzi ho lekin yahan
Kabaddi ka mukaabla. Bohat hi darmiyan sakht mukabla dekhnay Hindustani
Naaib
bohat se logon ko is ke jail janay say
dhamakay daar. ;) Pakistan aur India mein aya jab kay bohat sari jaghon Wazeer-e-Alla, Sakheer Singh Badal
raahat mili hai aur bohat se log isay
ki teams kay darmiyan hoa hai Asia par India ki team nay referee kay khasoosi tour par Lahore ai thay.
American drama qaraar de rahay hain
Cup Kabaddi tournament ka final decisions par aitraaz bhi kia. Aur
Lahore kay Punjab stadium mein. match hi beech mein chor diya.
Hum Pakistani team ko boht sari
Woh hua asal main yeh hai ke ye janaab wo jail main tha toh Quraan-e-pak hain.
Jahan Pakistani jaanbazon nay India
mubarakbaad detay hain (^_^) Aur
is manhoos kaam ko karnay se pehlay parhta tha magar is niyyat se ke is se
walon ko shikast day kar title apne Lekin Umpire ki dobara mudakhlat sath hi ainda tournaments main
American authorties kehtay han ke jab aur kuch log bilkul anjaan banay bethay
2010 main jail main thay kyun ke is nay musalmano ya Islaam par tanqeed ki
America main rehtay hoye fraud karnay jaye. American authorties nay is baat ko
ki jurrat ki thi aur aisa karnay walay ko tou maan lia hai ke Nakoula Basseley
woh 6th standard ka milk yaad dila de- nay hi woh manhoos film banai hai matay hain. :D
Ab baat jo bhi ho hamain filhal real issue ke liye thora aur intezaar karna
paray ga. Lets see how time solves this
issue!
gar is baat ki ab tak koi wazahat nahi di News Source: BBC
ke isi nay us film ko internet pe post kia
tha.
naam kar liya. \o/ Kahani kuch yun par match shuru hogaya. O_O Khail dhair saari kamibiyan hasil karnay
hai kay match shuru honay se kay akhir mein jab Pakistan ka score kay liye Good Luck bhi boling hain.
pehley stadium full fledged logon 37 aur India ka 31 tha tou India ki ;)
se bhara hova tha. :')
team phir se match chor kar chali
gae. Lo kar lou baat! o_O Officials News Source: Dawn
Tamashaiyun ki aik bohat bari kay baar baar bulanay par bhi jab
Picture Source: BBC
ta'adad stadium mein ai hoi thi. :D India ki team wapis maidan mein na Picture Source: Tribune
newseditor@shashca.com
Interview with Umair Jaliawala
By Ali Suleman and Waleed Hasan
Umair Jaliawala ne recently School of Leadership (SoL)
ke new CEO ka oath lia hay. Wo aik session ke liay GIK
aaey huay thay jo ke GIMUN ka hissa tha. Hum ne unhain bari mushkil se pakra aur un ke guest house mei
ghus ke un ka interview lia :D
Hum dheet log thay, hum mei wo dhittai thi tou hum
jamay rahay. Is mei aik waja ye bhi hay ke Talha started
his own work and then came back. Arooj started her own
projects. But I started Torque. Agar mai Torque start na
karta tou mai bhi out of the scene ho jata. But maine
Torque ko SoL ke andar hi house kiya. So this is how I
stayed in. Khair, I think I was the lucky one.
So readers, mulahiza karain first ever interview of Umair Shashca: Abb jab ke naya CEO aa gaya he, hum agle
Jaliawala after becoming SoL CEO :)
chand maah me kia changings dekhen gay?
UJ: Sustaining the core, first of all. Core change nahi
Shashca: Amazing session, Dastan e Ishq! Congratu- honi chahiye. Shireen apa ka model tha ke SoL is a playlations. Dastan ki thori si history bataen gay ke kesay ing space, a stepping stone jahan log aen, apna kaam
shuru hua, kia tha?
karain aur chalay jaen. But is tarah se long time sustainUJ: Jazak Allah. Actually it's a collection of my favourite ability nahi ho pa rahi thi. Aik waqt tha ke youth market
stories. When I started, my mentor Shireen said that ko zaroorat thi and we gave it a shot. But now market is
there is no conclusion of Dastan and she was right. Isi asking for something deeper, something more enriching
liay start wali slide pe bhi likha hota hay ke it has no than we are offering. As far as projects are concerned,
conclusion. Asal driver tha Coke Studio music. I do not we have very cool ideas. Pehlay sab log apnay apnay
change the brand of Dastan, I keep it as it is halankeh projects ka sochtay thay, aur ab sab idaray ka sochtay
bohot see changings ho sakti hain. Whatever that comes hain; so a lot of venture, a lot of traveling combined with
next, I turn it into another brand and this is how I main- trainings, a lot of products, a lot of partnerships, are yet
tain my sanity as a trainer.
to come. We want to bring all youth organizations together and enhance their capacity.
Shashca: Recently you became the CEO of SoL. Congrats. Aap successor hen the great Shireen Naqvi ke. Shashca: Aap ne trainer ban’ne ka kab socha?
Kesa mehsoos hota he?
UJ: I saw Shireen Apa and Kamran Bhai on the floor back
UJ: Thank you! Ye waqai ek bohot bari responsibility he. in Young Leaders' Conference. You know, us waqt muje
Esa lgta he ke jese me Seve Jobs ka successor hun. Me kheal aya ke ye bhi koi kaam hay. Us se pehlay pata nai
ne Shireen Apa ko btaya tha ke being an entrepreneur hota, jab aap kisi ko dekhtay hain tou pata lagta hay ke
was simpler since it was a blank sheet and I could write ye bhi koi kaam hay. So in 2005 I joined in to champ the
anything, lekin abb mujhe lagta he ke m every decision I YLC, us se pehlay maine TTYT kiya tha, jo ke SoL ka bara
take aur every thing I do mere liye ek challenge ho ga famous training program hay. Wo kar lia, us mei meri
aur me believe karta hun ke agar me ye kr paaun ga, to I position bhi aa gai lekin abhi tak mere andar trainer banwill skyrocket as a person. So I am re-framing my fears nay ke jaraseem nai thay.
as a challenge.
Shashca: Ap ka pehla training experience?
Shashca: Aap ko CEO ban’ne ka khayal kab aaya?
UJ: It was in Khairpur. The Khairpur alumni invited me
UJ: There were discussions about it. Mujhe yaad he jab for a session. It was about the Seven Habits. So that's
2005, 2006 me main ne join kia tha to uss waqt jab hum where it all started; it was my first training.
ne mapping kit hi to meri position IT Manager ki thi. Shashca: Koi aisi jagah ya audience hay jis ke sath aap
Lekin me hamesha ek trainer ban’na chaahta tha. Me training karnay ka dream rakhtay hon?
kabhi CEO nahi ban’na chahta tha. Torque I started just UJ: Yes, I want to do training with teachers, with hospital
to extend myself in the corporate sector. Torque was out stall, with doctors, with teachers. These are the building
of need, but I think SoL just came by. Team ne mere liye blocks of the nation actually, and they deserve traninings
vote kia aur me iss ke liye unn ka shukriya ada karta hun. maybe more than the others do.
SoL ka model esa he ke koi bhi CEO ban’ne ka soch
sakta he. Me abhi tak puri tarha CEO nahi bana aur mera Shashca: You're always traveling. How do you take
sab se pehla task is to look for my successor, yani ke rest in between?
model esa he. Yahan title se ziada action ki importance UJ: I never compromise on my sleep actually. Lekin mai
he.
apnay bed pe hi nahi sota, muje jahan jagah milti hay
aur jab time milta hay mai so jata hoon aur neend poori
Shashca: SoL 11 saal se kaam kar raha he. Tab se le kar leta hoon.
kar kaii log aap se pehle aae hen, aap ke saath aye
hen, aap ke baad aye hen lekin aakhir kaar second Shashca: Shashca ke baray mei koi message dena
CEO aap hi bane. Aap ke khayal me iss success ki wa- chahain gay?
juhaat kia hen?
UJ: Bohot challenging kaam hay ye. Bus all the best,
UJ: Actually it was not only me; there were Arooj and keep on doing it. :)
Talha too. We three were the people who stuck around. Shashca: Thank you sir! :)
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Seal Team Six nay atay hi records tor diye O_O
By Nida Jamshed
"The raid on Osama Bin ladin" ne halchal macha di jab ye
anounce hua ke October main is movie ko America ke cable
channels pe dikhaya jaye ga aur wo bhi US Presidential elections se do din pehle.
Pakistan ki Asia Pacific region
main Worst Economy! Hain?
Hollywood ke Mogul Harvey Weinstein jo aik famous fund
raiser hai Barack Obama ke unhon ne bhi is 90 min thriller ko
back kia. The National Geographic Channek ke media tycoon
rupert madoch ne bhi yeh keh dala ke "Seal team six is saal ki
most rated show main shamil hoti hai aur puri history main
sixth no. pe sb se ziada daikhi janay wali movie hai.
Howard Owens ne tou yahan tak keh dia ke "Agr is movie ko is
haftay cinemas main dikha diya jaye tou ye America ki no.1
movie hogi". Aur excited hone ki aik aur baat ye hai ke is
movie main Obama ki bhi thori si footage daali gayi hai. Lekin
Director John Stockwell ne ye baiyan dia hai ke Obama ki footage dalna was not written in actual script.
Is ke sath sath Seal Team Six ki encore presentation hogi National Geographic channel per. Bin Laden jo kay late Al-Qaeda
leader thay ne 2001 mai Washington aur New York main 9/11
attacks ka order kia. Aur inki May 2011 mai death ko jab US
Navy ne expose kia tou ye Obama ke White House main 1st
term ka defining moment tha.
Aik aur movie jo ke Osama Bin Laden ki talash pe hi bani hai
"Zero Dark Thirty" jis ki Director hai Kathryn Bigelow aur is
movie ne Oscar bhi win kia against Iranian war movie "The
Hurt Locker". Aur umeed hai ke ye movie January main cinemas main dikhai jaye gi.
News Source: The News
By Syeda Rabia Tamkeen
Made in Pakistan Drones agaye bhai! \o/
By Anwaar Ali
drone hai. Yeh purely surveillance drone hai jaisay flood relief,
News title parh ke aap ko curiosity along with excitement tu ho fire correction, damage estimation means observe karta hai.
hi rahi hogi. Tu bat kuch yun hai ke Global Industrial and De- Yeh operations relief operations main use ho skta hai. Agar kisi
fence Solution (DIGS) ke Director General ne btaya ke Pakistan building main fire lagi ho tu wahan bhi ja skta hai. \o/
ne “Made in Pakistan” drone bana liya hai. ^_^ B)
DG sahqb ka kehna tha ke yeh dono drone kafi dair tak flight
Ye drone information gathering and surveillance kar skta hai. kar sktay hain. Pakistan ne US se pehlay yeh drone ki technolAir Vice Marshall(retired) ne Pakistani media se baat kartay ogy mangi thi. Ab dekhen kab Pakistan ke engineers attacking
hoye kahaa ke drone 17,000 feet ki bulandi pe urr sktay hain drone bnate hain.
\o/
News Source: Pakistan Today
Har weather main drone ki flight perfect hai. ;) Is ke elawa Po- Picture Source: Pakistan Today
lice and other law enforcement agencies is ko militants ke
against use kr skti hain.
Website pe jari karda bayan ke mutabiq aik UAV (Unmanned
Aerial Vehicle) ka naam Shahpar hai. Ye aik medium range
drone hai jo khud ba khud land or take off kar skta hai. Geo
Pointing, Geo referencing and planning of mission kar skta hai.
Ye tamam technologies, operations against militants main use
hoti hain. Lekin attack phir bhi man controlled hoga.
Dosray drone (UAV) ka naam Uqab hai. Yeh zara dosray type ka
Apple's
Biggest Store
in Bejing! B)
By Sidrah Zaheer
ban gai hai. Bus us ke liye
ab khud America ko
pichay chorna baqi reh
gaya hai.
Beijing may is Apple kay
baray store ka bohot hi
khushi se istaqbal kia gaya
or duniya bahar may is ki
khabar shaya hoi magar ye
tou Apple ki ek achi tasveer hai jis baat ko Apple
chupata phirta hai wo is ki
Chinese factories ke halaat
hain, khud China may
log us cheez se afsurda hai
magar Apple ki tawajjo sirf
Chinese consumers per
rehti hai magar Chinese
factory workers par nahi.
China may ye Apple ka
sixth store hai aur is ke
elawa bhi China ke kayi
baray stores Apple ke
products
sell
karnay
ka license raktay hain.
Ap ko pata hai haaal hi
mein Apple nay apna ab
tak ka sub say barah store
Asia kay sub say barhay
shehar Beijing mein khola?
China mein Apple kay
bohat say fans moujud
hain aur is barhay Apple
store kay khulnay say sab
bohat khush. Is say yeh
sabit hota hai kay China ki
market Apple kay liye
bohat faida-mand hai, jiski
waja say woh issay nazar
andaz nahi kar saktay.
America ki mayishat ab
China kay baghair kaam hi
nahi kar sakti, kiyun kay ab
Chinese
tayar
karda
cheezan hi dunya bhar
mein har jagah chal rahi
hain.
Ye jo Beijing may apple ka
naya store khola hai ye
taqeerban 2,300 saqure News Source: Dawn
meters per mushtamail
hai. Ab China apple ke liye Picture Source:
duniya ki dosri bari market www.elitedaily.com
Jee haan! London main 2012 ke 2012 Legatum Prosperity Index ke mutabik Pakistan 132-way number pe aya
hai :O (Itna kam ? :/ ) Legatum Prosperity Index wo index hai jo 142 mulkon ko global prosperity (jis me material wealth or personal well-being shamil hai) ke mutabik rank kerta hai.
Pakistan Afghanistan se tou behter hi raha is mamlay
main. Afghanistan 140-way number pay jo tha. :D US
top ten se niche agaya hai or ab 12-way number pe hai.
Waja saaf hai.. economic decline! Norway tou chaa gaya
bhai.. Number One pe hai!
hoti ja rahi especially Middle Eastern mulkoon main jin
main Yemen, Tunisia or Egypt shamil hain. Is data se
hamain ye bhi pta chalta hai ke duniya ki top 15 economies Asia main hi hain (Chalo ye isi se khush ho jatay :P)
Index ne is fact ko bhi highlight kia hai ke prosperity
main bohat bara hath system of government ka bhi hai
kyun ke top 30 countries main se 27 countries democratic nations hain.
India ne, jo ke 101-way number pe hai, decline isi liye
face kia kyun ke governance sub-index me uska score
bohat kam tha. India main Gujrat aur Uttarakhand ne
social capital ke index pe chaa score kia aur unka score
Germany or Belgium ke scores ke brabar tha.
Afghanistan ne Governance, Personal Freedom, Safety
Is data ko calculate kia gaya by implementing 89 muk- & Security and Education ke sub-indexes me sub se low
htalif variables jo ke 8 sub-indexes pe mushtamil hai jin score kia.
me social capital, personal freedom, health, safety and
security, education, governance, economy and entre- Sadly, Pakistan ne Asian countries main sab se low
preneurship and opportunity shamil hain. Ye variables score kia. :( Is se zyada afsos ki baat hai ke Pakistan ki
help kartay hain economic growth and well-being ko ranking social capital aur safety and security ke submeasure karne main jis se Prosperity Index ke scores indexes me bottom ten pay hi hai. :(
calculate kiye jatay phir.
News Source: Tribune
Is study ke eham findings ye show kertay hain ke global
prosperity barh rahi hai lekin safety and security kam Picture Source: Tribune
newseditor@shashca.com
Iqbal teri qoum ka "Iqbal" kho gaya!
By Hira Nazir
Kehtay hain kuch log aise hain jo zamanay kay pechay bhagtay hain. Lekin
kuch hastiyan aisi bhi guzri hain jin kay
pechay zamanay bhagtay hain. Aur
beshak sitaron kay uss groh ka sab se
chamkdaar sitara Shaair-e-Mashriq
Allama Mohammad Iqbal hain. Woh aik
hasti jis ne hazaron ki zindagiyan badal
dein. Woh aik rehnuma, jin ki qayadat
nay qoum ki taqdeer badal daali. Woh
aik falsafi jin kay falsafay ne inqilaab
barpa kar diya. Woh aik shaiyr jin ke
alfaaz ne bay-jaan ruhon mein zindagi
phoonk di. Sochnay ki baat hai woh aik
Insan jis ne itna kuch kar diya aj hamari
zindagiyon se uska peghaam kiyun mit
gya? Kiyon hum ne uss qaaid ka diya
hoa sabak bhula diya jin ki rehnumai ne
hamain azadi kay roshan suraj se roshnaas karaya?
Ham manatay hain Iqbal ki saalgirah ,
unka youm-e-wafat lekin ajj hum asli
mano'on mein bhulay hain tou sirf uss
hasti ka woh pegham jo unhon ne diya
apni qoum ki kamiyabi ki khatir.
Hamaray roshan mustakbil ke liye. Kehtay hain jo qoumain apnay rehnumaon ko bhool jati hain zawal unhi ka
muqaddar hota hai. Aj hum mein se
hazaron yeh jantay hain kay Iqbal ka
youm-e-wafat ya salgirah kab hai. Unki
shaiyri kesi thi aur konsi kitabain hain.
Roz marra zindagi mein unke asha'ar ka
baqaida istemal bhi kartay hain. Hum
mein se hazaron Iqbal ko "Rouhani
Rehnuma" samajhtay hain. Unkay
asha'ar zubani yaad hain. Lekin unke
alfaz ka asli matlab sirf chand logon ko
maloom hai. Hum mein say kafi
log jantay hain Iqbal ka ''Falsafa-eKhudi". Lekin "Khudi mein doob ja
ghafil yeh sirray zindagani hai" ka matlab, shayed hi kisi ko pata ho. Yeh intihaai tashveesh ki baat hai kay jahan
Iqbal ka pegham radio progammes
mein chala kar bachon ko sunaya jata
tha. Jahan har aik ghar mein Iqbal ka
shaydaai moujood hain. Aj uski Iqbal ka
kaalam hamari nisaabi kitabon se mit
raha hai. Aj usi Iqbal ka sabak hamaray
zehno se kharij ho chuka. Iqbal ka woh
azeem naa'ra , woh anmol alfaz, jin ki
badolat Hindustan ki musibat zaada
musalman abadi ko azadi ka roshan
suraj dekhna naseeb hova, aj hamari
yaad ka hissa bhi nahi hain. Hairat ki
baat hai kay jis hasti nay masharti, mazhabi, siyasi aur har dosray maidan mein
apna naqsh chora. Jin ke anmol khayalat ne Pakistan jesay mulk ko maariz-evajood mein lanay ka ma'arka sar anjaam diya. Jin ki " lab pe aati hai
dua ban kar tamanna meri" kal tak
hamari subah ki dua hoa karti thi. Aj
hum os hasti ka diya hoa har aik sabak
bhool chukay hain.
Sirf Iqbal kai asha'ar yaad karna hi unka
pegham samajhna nahi hai. Aj hum
unka kalam khush ilhani se gaa letay
hain magar hum nahi jantay kat "Ya
Rab Dil-e-Muslim ko woh zinda tamanna de" ka asli matlab kiya hai. Hum
nahi jantay kay "Khudi na baich fakeeri
main naam peda kar" kissay kehtay
hain. Humain nahi pata kay "Momin sirf
ehkaam-e-ilahi ka hai paband" kai kiya
maa'ani hain. Yeh baat qabil-e-zikar hai
magar qabil-e-fakhar nahin kay ham
Iqbal ki hasti aur un kay kaam ko kharaj
-e-aqeedat tou paish kartey. Unka
kalam bohat shouk se parhtey hain.
Unka falsafa bohat chaah se suntay
hain. Lekin hamain ma'aloom nahin kay
unke alfaaz kay peechay paigham kiya
hai. Hamain khabar nahi tou is baat ki
kay unka kalam asal mein hai kia. Unki
shaiyrie, unka falsafa, unki soch, unke
khayalat.. Yeh sab haqeeqatan kia hain?
In ka asal matlab kiya hai? Hum kis tarah unka paigham apni zindagiyon
mein daaal saktay hain? Unke diye
hoye nazarye par amal paira ho kar
kesay apna mustakbil sanvaar saktay
hain? Humain khabar nahi hai sirf is
baat ki kay 1947 mein jis hasti ki soch
aur kavishon ki badoulat hamara mulk
azad hova. Un ki soch ko aj 21 saddi
mein kis tarah apni zindagiyon mein
daal kar taraqqi ki manazil taiy karain?
Aj zarorat hai tou sirf is amar ki kay
hum Iqbal kay falsafay, unke kalam aur
unke khayalat ko samjhein. Unke
paigham ki khoj kar ke osay janain. Aur
apni zindagiyon mein amli tor par osay
daal kar behtar mustaqbil kay liye
koshish karain.
Iqbal teri qoum ka Iqbal kho gaya
Maazi tou sunehra hai Magar Haal kho
gaya
News Source: Tribune
Poster credits: Bistee Proof
Killer
Dolphins
By Ahsan Zia Abbasi
Aap ne Assassins aur Snipers ke baray main tou sunna
hoga! Lekin kabhe “Killer Dolphins” ke baray main nhe
sunna hoga. Jee haan “Ukrainian Navy” Dolphins ko
training day rhe ha, aur yeh Dolphins hain “Killer Dolphins”!
Dolphins, ko kaafi arsay se “mines dhoondne ke liye US
aur USSR main istimaal kiya jata raha hai” lekin abb dolphins ko mil gye hai taraki aur iss taraki ke torr pe un ke
sir ke saath jorray gaey hn “Daggers aur Pistols”. Ukrainian Army ka kehna ha ke “yeh dolphins combats main
swimmers ko nishaana banaein ge aur Bandar-gaaho’n
pe petroling kerain ge”.
Dolphins ke yeh khush-kismati hai ya bad-qismati, yeh
baat bhe dolphins he behtar bta sktee hain :p
News Source: CNN & Grist
Picture Source: Anonymous
reports@shashca.com
Shashca Reports
India ko MFN status dena - Himakat ya Aqalmandi?
By Omer Irfan
Kya aap jante hain MFN status kia hota hai? MFN stands
for 'Most Favorite Nation', WTO (World Trade Organization) ki agreement policy ke mutabiq jub aik country kisi
dosri dusri country ko aik special favor (e.g. low custom
duty rates kuch khas products pe) to is treatment aur
agreement ko Most Favorite Nation status kaha jata hai.
Kisi bhi country ko MFN status dene ki 2 eham wajoohat
hoti hain; (1) ya to wo country dusri country ke sath apna
trade relation barhana chahti hai, (2) ya phir MFN status di
jane wali country se ki jane wali imports pe tarrif low kar
dia jata hai.
2011 ke ikhtetam pe hi yeh khabar sunne ko mili ke Pakistan India ko MFN status dene ka khuwahish mand hai,
jiski India ne buht himayat ki. Dekha jae to yeh buhat achi
khabar thi, magar maazi me MFN ki name pe jo ziadti Pakistan ke sath ki gai usko nahi bhulaya ja sakta. 1996 mein
India me Pakistan ko MFN status dia magar Pakistan ne
kuch strategic wajoohat ko maddenazar rakhte hue is
status ko wapis kar dia. Is status ne Pakistani trade ki
madad is waja sey nahi ki kyun ke India ne buhat se nontarrif barriers impose kie the, ta ke Indian markets mein
Pakistani products access na karen. Aur iska sub se bara
nuqsan Pakistan ki Textile aur Leather industry ko hua kyun
ke India ne in products pe high tarrif impose kia tha.
Sawal yeh paida hota hai k kia Pakistan ka India ko MFN
status dene ki offer himakat hai ya aqalmandi? Kya isse
Pakistan industry ko faida ho sakta hai? Kya MFN status
waqai dono mumalik ke leye faida-mand rahega?
Jo log yeh soch rakhte hain ke MFN status tamam rukawaton ko khatam kar ke aik open trade farahm karta hai to
yeh bilkul ghalat hai. MFN se trade karna asan nahi. Dono PPMA (Pakistan Pharmaceutical Manufacturers Associa- Kuch industries aisi hain jo MFN status ke haq mein hain Pakistan aur United Bank Limited ki aik aik branch India me
mumalik ki industries apne faide aur nuqsanat ko mad-e- tion) ne MFN status ki hosla afazai ni ki kyun ke In- jin me Pakistan Textile Industry kaafi numayan hai jinho ne open hongi.
nazar rakh ke apne tahaffuzat ka izhar karti hain kyun ke dian pharmaceutical industry, Pakistan pharmaceutical umeed zahir ki hai ke India me unko aik bari market mile gi
MFN ke through trade me dono countreis select krti hain industy ke muqable 10 guna bari hai jisse Pakistani medici- aur jea ke Pakistani Clothes dunya bhar me export kiye
ke wo konsi products mein trade karengi. Beshak India ko nal industry ko buht nuqsan hoga aur yehi India ki taraf se jatay hai aur India me bhi unko welcome kia jaega. Iske
MFN status dene se dono mumalik ke darmian trade rela- sub se solid non-tarrif barrier hai isilie medicine industry ilawa different Indian dyes aur chemicals jo Dubai ke
tions ke sath sath political relations me bhi behtri aa sakti negative list me honi chahie. Government of Pakistan ne through import karta hai uski freight cost me kami hojaegi.
hai.
Woh kia khte hain ... Andaz Apna Apna. Is khabar ko sunne
inke tahaffuzat ka maan rakhte hue medicine industry ko
MFN ki negative list me shamil kar dia.
Indian policy for MFN yehi rahi hai ke wo Pakistan ke sath
technological and modern advancements pe koi agreement ni karte. Is baat me koi shak nahi ke tamam industries ke lie aik competitive environment ban jaega. Price
aur quantitiy ke sath sath quality ko bhi tarjeeh di jaegi.
Isi tarha agar hum apne roz marra me istemal hone wali Frieght cost kam hone se cost of production bhi low
Black Tea ki example lein to last year $27.2 million (21.8 hojaegi magar phr wohi sawal janam leta hai ke kia India
se logo ne b kuch mile jule rad-e-amal ka izhar kia. Indus- Ab thora jaiza lia jae dono mumalik ke Agriculture sector million kilograms of tea) India se export ki gayi jabke 2010 ko MFN status dene se Pakistanis industries survive kar
trialists, economists, agriculturalists, har aik ka apna hi tarz ka. Is baat sekoi inkaar ni karega ke India mein fertilizers ki me yeh figure kuch aese the $15.5 million (8.3 million kilo- paengi?
-e-bayan tha. Kuch MFN status ko dene ke haq me the prices, modern machinery, electric tubewells wagera Paki- grams of tea). Jabke aik bari quantity Dubai aur Afghanijabke kuch ne to isko ehmqana faisla qarar dia. Hum bhi stan ke muqable kafi saste aur easily available hote hain stan ke through smuggle ki jati hai.
thora tajzia karte hain ke MFN status se hamare mulk ki farmers ko. Hamare han agriculture ko budget me buht
economy ko kia faide aur kia nuqsanat hone ka andesha kam hissa dia jata hai. Yaani MFN status se hamara apne
hai.
2009-10 mein India aur Pakistan ke darmian ki jane wali
official trade qareeb qareeb $2 billion ki thi jicme taqreeban (19%) exports Pakistan ki taraf se ki gai jabke 81% exports India ne ki.
Pakistan aur India ke darmiyan qareeb $13 billion ki trade
smuggling ke through dusray mumalik se ki jati hai, aur
SAARC report ke mutabiq agar is informal trade ko official
kar dia jae to Pakistan ka trade potential $12 billion tak
puhunch sakta hai magar KCCI (Karachi Chamber of Commerce & Industry) ne is figure ko $42 billion btaya hai.
agriculture products bhi, hamari apni markets me float ni
ho sakenge. Iske ilawa paani ka masla buht ehm hai. Paksitan me almost sara paani India se ata hai aur Indian Government jo fishy games khel rahi hai paani ki taqseem pe
aur chote chote dams bana ri hai apne agriculture sector
ko promote karne ke lie.
Iske ilwa Pakistan aur India ke Dollar to Rupee rate me bhi
bhi India ko sabqat hasil hai. Hamen yeh baat yaad rakhni
chahye ke Pakistani markets past mein Chinese low priced
products se already suffer kar chuki hai.
Beshak MFN dono countries ko faida de sakta hai agar
dono countries mil ke fair tareeqe se product list tayar
Sawal yeh paida hota hai ke India kyun utawla hora hai karen jo inki trade me shamil hongi kyun ke isse dono muMFN status ke lie? Jawab buht simple hai, India ki hamesha malik ke darmian goodwill, enthusiasm, peaceful aur bese koshish rahi hai ke wo Pakistan ke through Central Asia hter economic and political environment dono countries
aur Europe me access kar paye. Lekin is ke muqable me wo ke darmian paida hoga.
Pakistan ko apne Eastern aur Northern areas pe access
karne ki ijazat ni deta.
MFN status ko hasil karne ke lie India ne kuch steps recently lie hain jicme FDI (Foreign Direct Investment)
schemes introduce ki for Pakistani investors aur Revised
Visa Policy introduce ki jine Pakistan ke investors Indian
companies ke bonds and debentures wagera kharid sakte
Is tamam discussion ko mad-e-nazar rakhte hue ap kia
sochte hai. Kya India ko MFN status dena chaheye?
This is a brief report on 'Pakistan to grant MFN status to
India', an educational seminar conducted by Omer Irfan
(Shashca Reporter/Ambassador) at Quaid-e-Azam College
of Commerce, University of Peshawar.
hain. India ke 2 banks Pakistan me working start kar denge Photos by the author
buht jald aur Pakistan ke 2 banks jinme National Bank of
columns@shashca.com
Shashca Rows
(not columns)
As a Woman
By Suzan Choudry
Please note: This contains thoughts on women from all over the world!
Shayad ye pahlee bar nahi hai jo tum log is kay baray ma parogay magar “It takes so much pride in realizing that I am fighting the good fight, not just for me, but for women everywhere”.
Aurat aik gonaa cheez nahi hai. It annoys me when people get the wrong idea about feminism, log samjtay hain kay wo sakht kha wateen hai jo mardon say nafrat karteen hai, magar wo yay nahi
hai. It’s about equal rights between men and women! A woman is ambitious, devoted, smart and reputable and although she aches for that affection that makes her feel so much like a woman, no
one can catch her revealing such things.
Aurat ko kam karnay ka haq hai, wherever she wants, if she is qualified and not rejected because she is not a man. The belief that women should not get involved in any way with men is stupid
because “El-Khanthaa” aik sweet mesal hai a woman who used to work in the market (To prevent the tradesmen from cheating) Omar Ibn Al-Khattab ki khilafat kay waqt may. A woman must have
a marital right, the right to education, the right to feel secure, to bodily integrity and autonomy, to fair wages or equal pay, parental and religious rights. It is not religion that denies females of her
rights it’s the people, culture and the society.
Society aurat ko emotionally abuse kar rahi hay, they say you have the right to express your feelings but then they just misinterpret whatever you say. Wo kahtay hain kay wo hamary hefazat kar
rahay hai magar all they do is disrespect us. Never surrender for such emotional abuse or else it will last forever. Wo chahtay hain tum log kamzor clingy or needy ho although it is true that you are
more sensitive, vulnerable and caring but get in control of your feelings, never allow them to manipulate you. You should be strong, tell yourself that you are strong and prove it. It might not
change anything instantly but over the time it will. Even if men have different ways of expressing their love, still, they should always make you feel admired, respected and loved.
Because as a woman tum khobsorat ho, tum refined ho and spiritual in power, you are what you believe kay wo tumara haq hai ba nay ko. As a woman you bring color to the world, you bring life
to earth, you create societies, tum larkay ko palty ho takay wo aik acha mard banay. As a woman you are strong and independent despite what the other gender might think. Tum aik maa , aik
bahn, aik bewee, a baity, a teacher, a boss and you are what a poet says 'A leading instrument in the grand orchestra of life itself’ ho. Tumara Jism aik political, social or religious battlefield nahi hai.
With love, a woman.
Iqbal Ka Pakistan? For Real?
By Hijab Minahil
Iqbal ne khwab dekha tha ek ese mulk ka jo ke ho aazaad, which happens to be the opposite of ghulaam. Pakistan was the tabeer of this khwab.
For real? I guess not.
Me ne apni life me bohot kucch observe aur experience kia he aur ye sab ke baad me iss nateeje pe pohonchi hun ke Pakistanis ki majority aaj tk uss 150 saala ghulaami ke mindset se nahi nikal pai.
Hum chahe apne mulk me hon ya foreign me, hum logon ko bohot shoq hota he apne number banane ka sirf aur sirf gheron ke saamne. The wajah: A century and half of ghulaami.
Iqbal ka Pakistan shaed ye tha ke Muslamaanan e Hind azaadi se aur safety se reh saken. Lekin shaed hum ne Iqbal ke iss khwab ko interpret kucch yun kia ke humari zameen pe ek adad foreigner do Pakistanion ko sar e aam goli se uraa deta
he aur uss ko kucch din ke baad baa izzat uss ke mulk bhej dia jaata he. Abb uss ka kucch pata he kisi ko?
Iqbal ka Pakistan shaed ye tha ke yahan ke log aman se reh sken. Hum ne interpret shaed ye kr lia ke apni zameen pe drones se so-called dehshadgardon-jin me infants bhi shaamil hen-ko marwaaen, aur phir bhi “do-more” pe ameen kren,
chahe purey mulk me terrorist hamlon ki bharmaar ho jay
Iqbal ke Pakistanis shaed ye the ke wo apni identity ke balbootey pe puri dunia me fakhr se sir uttha ke roub se rahen. Lekin hum log jab kisi bhi mulk me pohonch jaen humare tthaatth dekhne wale hote hen. Humein uss mulk ke log apne
sath baraabari ke tor pe dekhte hen. Humein apne jesa samjhte hen. Lekin hum log choonke aadi hen decades ki ghulami ke…hum logon ki “Ji hazoor” ki sift chamak utthti he, aur hum inn goron wghera ko hi khush krte dikhai dete hen. Apne
mulk ke log ko katthputli ke tor pe use kr ke. Yahin dikhta he hum log ka attitude humare apne countrymen ke liye, jin ko hum inn goras ya jo bhi se kaafi haqeer samajhte hen. Hum logon ke liye sab se bari kaamyaabi gheron ko please krna
ho jati he. Yehi the na Iqbal ke Pakistanis?
Abb wapis aate hen mulk ke andar. Yahan Iqbal ne jis khudi ki baat ki thi, uss ke mu pe hum ne jo tamancha maara he wo humare saamne he.
Hum log qarzdaar hen…IMF ke, World Bank ke, bawajood iss ke ke humari zameen sone ki chirya kehlati thi. Aur hum bajae iss ke ke iss qarz ko apne siron se utaaren, hum ye qarz jo ke awaam ke naam pe lia jata he, iss ko shahi kharche ke
tor pe use krte hen. Ye thi Iqbal ki khudi, he na?
Hum Iqbal ke unn shaheeno ke par kaat dete hen jo ke mulk me change ka naam bhi len. Lekin ye shaheen ek din Iqbal ke khwabon ki tabeer bnen gay, aur ek naya Pakistan banaen gay jo k Iqbal ka Pakistan ho ga aur Iqbal ke Pakistani hon
gay.
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Na Rab roothay, na jag roothay
By Monti Jee
Mera maanna hai ke insan 2 places per apna ghuroor bhool jata hai. Aik graveyard aur dusra hospital. Apna koi beloved bimaar ho ya mar
jaye to insan ke upar ghuroor ke charhay huay khaul ma scratches parte hain aur wo toot jata hai. Philosophers ka har waqt ya hi rona hota
hai ke ghami main khuda kyun yad ata ha khushi ma bhi ana chahiye. Lekin khushi main ghuroor hi bohat hota hai na. Aur jab ko i incident
face kerna perta hai to insan her wo jaga dhundta ha jahan per sajda kea ja sake kisi na kisi ko. Koi masjid main sajday kerta hai to koi
mandir, dargah aur koi church main. Bas kisi na kisi waseelay se apni dua manwa ker chorna hai. Tab insan ko bhool jata hai ke wo kis rawish
per chal raha tha. Dua ka asar aik mazloom aur majboor aadmi ka ziada ho jata hai. Ulama kehte hain ke dua soch samajh ker ma ngni chahiye because ho sakta hai ke wo jo ho raha hai wohi apke liye acha ho aur jo aap maang rahe hain wo acha na ho. Iska solution ye nikala unhun ne ke khuda ko majboor na kea jaye ke jo ho raha hai usko change kero. Balkay kaho ke "Aye Khuda tu janay aur tera kaam janay. Bas
hamain sabar ataa ferma." Kyunke Allah kabhi hamara bura nahi ker sakta. Aap khud sochiye apki maa kabhi apke liye bura sochegi kia. Agar
nahi to wo khuda jo apne banday ko 70 mothers se bhi ziada pyar kerta hai to woh kaise bura soche ga hamara.
Shaikh Saadi(RA) fermatay hain ke aik dafa safar main unke sath aik gadha bhi tha. Raat hui to kisi shelter ke liye help mang i to us village
main koi unko jagah nahi de raha tha. Aik shakhs raazi hua ke uski wife bimaar hai to aap agar koi taveez likh dain uske liye to wo apko
panah de de ga. Shaikh Saadi (RA) ne taveez likh dia aur unko shelter mil gaya. Next day Shaikh sahab to agay chale gaye apne safar per aur
us taveez se us aadmi ki wife bhi theek ho gai. Ab us taveez ko berkat ke taur par us admi ne apne paas mehfuz ker lia. Gaaun main jab bhi
koi aurat ko wo bimari hoti to usko wohi taveez de dia jata jis se wo theek ho jati thi. Wahan pe aik molvi sahab ko jealousy feel hui ke unka
dam durood wala karobaar is taveez ki waja se band ho raha to unhun ne ksi scheme se wo taveez hasil ker lia. Jab usko khola to us main
likha tha ke "Aye Allah! Tera shuker hai ke hamain panah mil gai, ab main aur mera gadha araam se hain. Baaqi tu janay aur tera kaam janay."
Haqeeqat hai ke zubaan se nikli baat wapis nahi ja sakti lekin ye to awaam ke liye hai. Dilon ke haal to Allah janta hai. To dil se nikli baat ko
bhi soch samajh ke apne rab se share kea jaye to Rab ke sath dosti ka rishta lazawaal rehta hai. Na Rab ruuthay ga aur na hi insan ruuthay ga
aap se kabhi.
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U.S Presidential Elections (Obama rocks!)
Bisma Idrees
U.S elections 2012 told us that Obama is the president for second time for five years term means Democrats again, Mitt Romney was the republican jo Obama ke mukhalif the. Ye
to they 57th presidential elections of U.S, lekin hamein kya? Hum ne to phir marna hai drones se, whether it's democrats or r epublicans. Ek perception hai ke Democrats liberalism
ko promote karte han or public welfare ke liye kaam karte han, on the other hand republicans readily indulge in war, promote free market and favours personal responsibility over
welfare programs shaid yehi waja ha ke democrats phir power man a gaye, lekin Mitt Romney ne tough time to khub diya Obama ko .
Jo bhi hai bhai hum bechare Pakistanis to peda hi U.S ke hathon marne ke liye hwe han. Chahe republicans hon ya democrats Pakistan ke liye un ki foreign policy ek hi rehti hai or
wo "do more, do more" ke nare hi lagate rehte han. Wese U.S ki policy aur countries ke liye kch bhi ho Pakistan se jo use pta nai kya dushmani ha ke is ke peche to hath dho ke
blke naha dho ke parh gya ha. Afghanistan or Iran pe to dono ka stance ek hi tha ke jao or un pe bumb maro jo unho ne bakhubi kiya per bad man democrat ke ek ex-senator
John Edwards ne Iraq attack ko ghalat decision qarar diya or us pe regret bhi kiya meri or tamam Pakistaniun ki ye dwa ha ke aasi tofeeq Allah unhe Pakistan ke liye b de Ameen.
Wese election campaign saw four major debates, Issues debated included the economy and jobs, the the national deficit, social policy, immigration and foreign policy. voting
percentage tells that Obama got 50.5% votes and Romney got 48.0% votes matlab muqabla to aacha raha, Obama sahab ke chaake to chura hi diye Romney ne but again for Pakistanis "ki farak penda ha?" Pakistani becharey U.S ke liye jese is dunya man anokha khatra ha, ek Iran ha ke in ke qabo nai a a rha aur aak Pakistan ha jo in k qabo se nikal nai ra.
Kabi kabi to Osama Bin Laden ko baduayein dene ka dil karta ha ke us ki waja se Pakistan ki band baj gai but what can we do, our politicians should take serious steps na. Obama
ko mubarak bad de hi dete han, wese pakistan man to jeetney par firing bhi hoti ha, dhol bhi bajte han aur mithai bhi bat'ti ha , pta nai Obama sahab ne dhol bjaye ya nai ar ager
bjaye bhi to American dance kiya ya African, ye bhi sochne ki baat ha ke mithai man kya diya wese gulab jamun to zarror diye hn gay khair jo bhi hai, man to phir yehi kahun gi
hayeeeeee Pakistan :(
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By Faisal ur Rehman
Quaid-e-Azam ka Pakistan, ya Taliban ka?
Kia baat hai aaj 65 saal guzar jaane ke baad bil-aakhir kisi ko khayal aaya hai ke hum Pakistan ko banaeyn,
kia banaeyn ye faisla karna abhi baqi hai. Lazmi torr par ye faisla karna kisi fard e wahid ke liye mushkil hai
ke 18 crore logon ke iss mulk ko banayen kia? Khas torr par aik aise shakhs ke liye jo khud 20 saal se mulk
se bahar betha hai.
Lihaza ab ye bhaari zimedari har masoom, mazloom or mehroom Paksiatni ke na tawan kandhon par aa pari
hai. Sadi ka sab se bada sawal ye hai ke Pakistanio ko kis ka Pakistan chahiye Quaid-e-Azam ka Taliban ka?
Waah Waah! Zabardast lagta hai ab to mulk ka kuch na kuch bhala ho hi jayega, kiun ke iss awam se to yehi
umeed hai ke ye koi na koi bemisal faisla hi karegi apne mulk ke bare main. Jese ke 2008 ke elections main
kiya tha. Ab to inquilaab aawe hi aawe. Ab jageerdaron, waderon, sarmayadaron aur Taliban ki khair nahi.
Magar zara thahriye koi faisla karne se pehle hamain ye bhi sochna chahiye ke in sab se to hamein sawal
karne wale nijaat diladenge magar phir inn se hamein kon bachayega? Muaaf kijiye mera matlab ye tha ke
bhatta khori, target killing, raah zani, chori, daakey, bori band lashen waghera ka kiya hal niklega?
Kia ye sab cheezen Quaid-e-Azam ke Pakistan ka hissa hongi? Kia Quaid-e-Azam waqei in sab baton ke
haami they? Hairat hai kiun ke hum ne to jo tareekh parhi hai uss ne hamein yehi bataya hai ke Quaid-eAzam kabhi kisi ghair qanooni amal ki paadash main jail tak nahi gaye. Barr-e-Sagheer Pak-o-Hind main
muassalmano ke sab se bade leader hone ke bawajood kabhi kisi ghair Muslim tak se haq talfi nahi ki Muslim tou dur ki baat hai. Hamesha baat cheet aur mazakrat ke zariye se masaa’il ka hal talash kiya.
Tou kiya ab un ke guzar jaane ke 64 saal baad koi un ke naam se apni dukan chamka sakta hai? Aur dukan
bhi kaisi ye batane ki zaroorat nahi hai. Khud sochiye aur faisla kijiye.
Raha sawal Taliban ke Pakistan ka, tou ab khayal ye aata hai ke Taliban ka Pakistan aakhir hai kiya? Kiya iss
ka matlab Afghanistan jaise barbaad aur tabah mulk ka tassawur hai? Ya bomb dhamake, khud kush hamle,
firing, aghwa, firqa warana fasadat ki khuli chhoot dene ka naam hai? Agar inn dono main se koi aik hai tou
soch kar hansi aati hai ke kiya ye sawal poochhne wale waqei ye sab khatam karwa denge? Aur Pakistan ko
aik azeemushaan Islami falahi riyasat bana denge? Agar nahi tou phir ye dhong kiun?
Aur phir ye referendum election se pehle hi kiun? Ye muamla koi aur hai? Zara sochiye….
Main ne socha iss liye muaf kijiye ga.
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Ravi aur Main
By Nouman Akram
Train main khirki wali seat, jaan jokhum main dalne ke baad milti hai. Ab mil hi gai tou socha ke bahir ke nazare kyun na kareen! Mera mood kafi acha tha, wo elahda baat hai ke
Lahore aane ka naam naheen le raha tha...Rawalpindi se nikle, Gujjar Khan aya, Dina aya, Jehlum aya, Kharian aya, Gujrat aya, Wazirabad aya, Gujranwala aya, Kamoke aya,
Shahdra aya, par Lahore aane ka naam naheen le raha tha :P
Akhir kuch umeed ki kiran nazar aayi (nai wo Kiran nai jo ap soch rahe hain:D) jab Ravi ki khushk reteeli zameen ki matti ki mehak aane lagi. Ravi kuch khamosh khamosh sa tha,
udaasi ki gehri parchhahion ne us par ghalba kia hua tha. Aj bhi shayad apne shandaar mazi ko yaad kar raha ho. Ravi ki ye mayoosi iss ki khamoshi main poshida nazar aarahi
thi, iss ki ye khamoshi kuch aisi pur asrar thi ke goya wo kuch batane ki koshish kar raha ho, kuch apne maazi ke baare main, iss reetili zameen se uthne wali matti ki awaaz se
wo zamane ko batlana chah raha ho ke uss ke sath zamane ne kya kia, kaise wo apni shaan apne josh ko kho betha, kaise us ke paani ko yun bedardi se bech diya gaya!
Aj Ravi bas Train ki “Chuk chuk” aur GT road pr se guzarne wali garioon ke shoor se gunj raha hai. Aj Ravi us shaandar zamaane ko yaad krta hai jab Mughal shehzade Kamran
ne aik bara dari iss ke kinaare banwayi. Aj na Kamran ki bara dari apni us aab o tab se apni jaga maujood hai aur na Ravi apni maujon k sath us shaan se Kamran ki bara dari ki
diwaroon se ja kr takrata hai.
Ravi tou us shehar ke kinaare behta tha ke apni maujon ko zoor zoor se us ke kinaroon par ja phenkta aur yun apni azmat, apni shaan jatata tha. Bari shan o shaukat se rehte the
aur bari bari imaraten tameer krwate the, tujhe tou bara maan tha apni iss haisiat par! Bata jawab de, lekin Ravi phir khamosh! Hawa zor zor se us ke paas se guzar rahi thi, athkelian kar rahi thi ke "Bol Ravi bol", lekin koi jawab nahin. Ravi bas apne maazi main khoya khoya sa lag raha tha jaise usse Mughal sultanate ki shaan o shaukat yaad aarahi bas
khamoshi, ab goya us ki udasi aur bhi kuch batlane lagi ke, shayad wo apne maazi ki gehraion mein gum hone se zyada halki talkhioon main yun pareshan, khamosh ho, ya phir
usse kuch ajeeb sa zaroor mehsoos ho raha hoga, uski aab o hawa tab se tabdeel hogai aur usse logoon ka rawayya use kuch badla badla sa lag raha hoga.
Dhalti sham, raat ke andheron main gum ho rahi thi. Ravi ki udasioon ka manzar dekhne ke baad kisi kadar meray chehray pr tho ri mayoosi chayi. Dost yaar poochte rahe ke kia hua, ab unheen kia jawaab deta, ke zamaane ki berukhi pr yuu mun
bigare betha hn!
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Stage Fright Syndrome
By Syed Junaid Ali Zaidi
Aap nay zindagi may kitni bar aisi situation experience ki hy jis may “head spinning, legs shaking, tongue twisting, voice tr embling, lips drying, ears deafening, mind baffled, eyes rolling upwards, senseless aur highly-stammered alfaaz ko, jo ap ke
mou say khud-ba-khud nikal jatay hain, samajhnay ki nakaam koshish, her cheez dhundli or phir aakhir kaar blank” kaafi common ho ta hy? Aisa aksar hojata hy jb ap ke moazzaz ustaad apko puri dunya (class) ke saamnay kuch present krnay ko keh
dain. Us nazuk surat-e-haal ke moqay per ya apko Ghalib movie yaad rehti hay ya Khuda ki maghfarat. Meray nazdeek isi surat-e-haal ko “Stage fright syndrome” kaha jata hay. Or yaqeen kijeye: Yeh scene tou Madam Firdous Aashiq Awaan ki
daactor ki degree say bhe zyada khatarneek hay!
Kisi aqalmnd nay kaha and I quote, “Sir ghumay chakkar khaaye”. Mujay 100 percent yaqeen hay yeh qaol us aqalmand nay isi top ic k liye bola tha, Bollywood nay tou baad may chori kia. Us aqalmnd nay bhe is puri dunya ki aankhon may aankhain
daal ke kuch kaha hoga, tb he aisa bolna para. In fact yeh aankhon wala part he zyada tung krta hay. Sir ke sub say upper walay baal say lay kr juton ki sole tk wo aankhain aik surgeon say bhe zyada ghor say observe krti hain. Or phir jub inhi aankhon kay maalikon ko surgery krnay ko keh di jaae; They tend to forget their gloves within the patients. Ankhon say yaad aya mujay unki “dumb looks” ka. Agar bilfarz hum un aankhon ko ignore krnay may kaamyaab ho bhe jaaen, the dumbness is
always there to welcome us. So even if we have the nerve to say something in a cheetah style, wo apki taang khainch ke wapis zameen pay day maartay hain. Aur suppose; literally suppose ke wo dumb nahi hain, phir unka “akkhiyon say goli” maarnay ka amal tou yaqeenan apna kaam kr he deta hy. Ain us wqt apki halat us Ranjhay say bhe zyada ghair hojati hay jo sara sar a din Heer ka intazar krta hay or sari sari raat bijli ka.
Therapists kehtay hain ke isko overcome krna itna mushkil kaam nahi hay. Aik dafa hum aagay ki taraf qadam rakh dain tou pichay ki dunya ko bhool jaen. Aisa sochain kay audience dummies say zyada kuch bhe nahi hai or aap ke khud ke pas he
sara knowledge hay (Waisay maan’na paray ga the sentence makes us all feel “majestic”). Mukhtasar yeh kay wo humain pretensio ns ki dunya may rahnay ka kehtay hain. Aur yehi tou masla hy. Pehlay kehtay hain suchai ka saamna krna seekho, or
jb hum kr he lain tou kehtay hain mt kro. I would rather believe Raja sahib planting more power plants than this.
Recently, hmaray scientists nay HIV/ AIDS ka medical cure introduce kia. Aur jitni taizi say hum insan progress kr rhay hain, mujay yaqeen hay ke aik din is beemari ka ilaj bhe dhund he lain gay. Tou chalo, lets have our hopes high :P
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