bandersnatch - John Abbott College
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bandersnatch - John Abbott College
○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ news ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ bandersnatch Anslatingtray Igpay Atinlay incesay 1971 Volume XXXIV Issue 3 The Future Of CEGEP ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ example of this. With classes containing over 25 students and classes such as humanities and gym being viewed as useless, general class environment is being questioned. “Pressure to achieve is low, and when your teacher can’t even remember your name and you are forced to take classes that don’t apply to your profession getting the marks to make it into university seems impossible,” says Kaylie Morrell who feels that students don’t get the right push in CEGEP to achieve. Melanie Schuler Contributor ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Everyone knows about it now. The undecided battle of whether we should keep or eliminate CEGEP's across the province of Quebec. The government has issued no solution yet for there are many sides and stories to be addressed. Government bureaucrats and college administrators have been concerned over this issue for some time now. With only 60% of pre-university students and a small 52.9% of three year students gradating, certain questions must be asked. The problem according to most is how the programs are organized, classroom sizes and overall criteria of achievement at CEGEPs. For some CEGEP can be an enriching experience but for others it is an endless struggle to find what and how they will achieve their goals. This is where each person takes his or her different point of view. Is this a matter of class environmnet and teacher's or a matter of students lack of strive and commitment? "I think that CEGEP is necessary. Students who graduate from High School are not mature or do not have the right tools and commitments for University. Plus Cegep gives you the option to obtain one or two different DEC’s for a fraction of the price of University,” says Jennifer Schuler who is a graduate of John Abbot College and is currently studying John Abbott College could be a prime Hydro Shocker at Concordia. Mike Spina agrees with this comment. He is studying Publication Design and hypermedia technologies (a three year program). “University isn’t for everyone and not everyone wants to attend. I would rather just do it my way and go to CEGEP and work right after.” ○ ○ The solutions are numerous. First off the government could decide to add on grade 12 and 13 and totally eliminate Cegeps. This is very unlikely because it would cause school fees even for public schools to skyrocket causing inflation in taxes. Secondly the government could decide to turn Cegep into schools of specialized schools by eliminating courses such as Gym, Humanities and French. Lastly the government could decide to do nothing and keep the system as it is. No matter what the end result is, this whole matter of pointing fingers and blaming different reasons has made the government, parents as well as students of Quebec feel let down by our educational system. ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ STE.ANNE-DE-BELLEVUE- Underage students at John Abbott College have been frustrated with store owners who refuse to sell them lighters and matches. When asked, store owners all had different reasons for their unwillingness to sell these products to minors. “They are dangerous articles,” said Dollarstore worker Melissa Bedard. “I guess only people over the age of 18 are responsible enough to have the possession of lighters.”Danger didn’t seem to be an issue with the workers at Esso.“Lighters are behind the counter products,” said one employee w h o wished to remain anony- SUJAC Update ........................ Campus Life ............................ Opinion ................................... 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Scoreboard ............................. ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ 3 4 7 8 10 12 ○ ○ ○ ○ mous. “Anything behind the counter is considered a tobacco product and it would be illegal for me to sell it to you.” start fires in my fireplace, I think it is ridiculous that people are telling me it’s illegal to do these things.” Legal issues were also the main argument of Cannabiz, a local tobacco product shop. “It’s all covered by the Tobacco Law,” said Sam, a longtime employee. “ sometimes what happens behind the counters is different than what is technically supposed to happen.” While most stores in this village will not sell lighters to minors, students know how to get around this obstacle. “A store policy isn’t going to stop me from buying a lighter,” says JAC student Melanie Gratton. “Either I’ll go to a place that’ll sell it to me without asking for ID, or I’ll get someone who is 18 to buy me one.” She is not alone in feeling this way. Many other students say they feel as though stores are abusing they’re power to hold certain items from them. The truth is, it is legal for stores to sell matches and lighters to those under theage of 18. Section 13 of the tobacco law states that “The operator of a business shall not sell or supply tobacco to a minor.” “It is perfectly legal to sell lighters and matches to minors,” says Denis Lacours, inspector of the Tobacco Law. “Nowhere does it mention tobacco accessories.” Laurie Benke, a tobacco-shop employee at Loblaws in Gatineau, Quebec confirms the legality of selling lighters to minors. “To work here we sign a contract,” she explains. “If we sell tobacco products or alcohol to minors, we are fired and fined up to $5000. I don’t want to lose my job, but I sell lighters to minors all the time. No one seems to have a problem with it. Just because I sell someone a lighter without ID, doesn’t mean I won’t ask for some if they try to buy cigarettes.”Until the store owners of Ste.Anne-deBellevue realize their mistake, they will be losing clients from JAC, whose students will be taking their business elsewhere. Even the fact that lighters and matches are called tobacco accessories makes some students angry. Thea Walker, an a non-smoker, feels discriminated against. “Just because I’m buying a lighter does not mean I smoke!” She fumes, “I use matches to light candles, incense and to ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Well folks I hate to say it but once again this massive corporate giant, who is already making too much money, is demanding a 2.7 percent increase by April 2005.This 2.7 percent represents an extra 30 dollars on the average electric bill to cough up each month for the use of Hydro. This increase, Hydro-Quebec stated last week, is to pay off increased supply costs, to keep up with our zooming economy and to provide “reliable” power to Quebecers, Hydro-Quebec feels they need to purchase new supplies.To attempt to see Quebecers through this increase in supply rates, André Boulanger proposed the following ways to save even a few cents: “This is age discrimination!” Walker exclaimed.This seemingly confusion about the law, strangely enough, does not seem to have spread past Ste.Anne. Katie McDougall, an underage resident of downtown Montreal has never had problems buying so called tobacco paraphernalia. “I buy lighters without being carded all the time,” she says, “and it’s not like I look particularly old or something.” 2004-10-06 ○ Some people still living at home may have overheard their parents complaining about Hydro increasing fees. Students Outraged At Lighter Scandal Ana Alfieri Contributor ○ Redneck Jay Opinions Editor · During winter, lower the thermostat 3 degrees at night (this will save the average household roughly 45 dollars a year) · Do laundry in cold weather instead of hot weather (this will save average households 26 dollars annually)· Of course it’s always best to turn off lights, fans, unnecessary utilities when one is not in a specific room. · Avoid over frequent use of the dryer (this can save some households a fortune considering a dryer is roughly 3 dollars per kilowatt hour.) Even though the rates of HydroQuebec seem scary and outrageous, we do have the second lowest energy rates in the country. ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ 1 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ news ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ With your Editor-in-Chief Benjamin Wald elected as Assistant Editor-in-Chief, so he will be helping me out behind the scenes. You may not see his work directly, but he will be helping the smooth running the paper. He will also be taking on the Herculean task of helping us eliminate spelling errors from our pages. Christina Looker has been elected as office manager, and will be making sure the office remains a place where we can get work done, and also making sure the paper gets distributed, so that you can continue to read our words of wisdom. Last, but certainly not least, Stephanie Dubois is our new photographic coordinator. She will be helping us find those photos you’ve come to know and love, and sprucing up the look of our paper. As you may have noticed, there is one editor position still open, that of sports editor. For now, we will continue to update you on the occurrences in Abbott sports, in the form of the scoreboard, but we will not be able to run actual articles very often. If you love sports, either on campus or professional, than this ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ tion pending after a tremor lasted about twenty-five minutes on Sunday and after the volcano spewed ash and steam thousands of feet in the air on Friday, followed by white smoke being emitted on Saturday. The pending eruption's power, according to scientists, should not exceed that of the eruption in 1980, when about sixty people were killed. Still in the news, the famous Peterson trial still continues, causing only more confusion for onlookers as this past week police inconsistencies were made public. According to new testimony, Scott Peterson showed more interest in the search for his missing wife then was first claimed by police. It seems that all stories reported by the media about Peterson running from the police or his misuse of the words “was” and “is” as well as many other little facts were over exaggerated and not truthfully told. Which begs the question: Will jurors have a change of heart? One can only guess the outcome of Peterson’s future as this case continues to progress. After all, he is still innocent until proven guilty. Right? In the news this week scientists in the US have elevated Mount St.Helens volcano alert level to a Level Three after coming to the conclusion that there may be an erup○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ News Editor Ann-Margaret Porcelli Campus Life Editor Rob Briza Opinion Editor Jason Dubeau may be the position for you. Alternatively, if you know nothing about sports but want to get more involved with the paper, this may be an opportunity for you. Until then we shall language, sportless. Entertainment Editor Jay Newcomen Sports Editor Open Arts Editor Chris Deslauriers Well, that’s all for me this issue. So join me in welcoming the new editors, and enjoy our collective effort in bringing this paper to you once more. Assistant Editor-in-Chief Ryan Desgroseilliers Office Manager Christina Looker Greetings to all my faithful readers. I hope that this note still finds you in a semi-conscious state of mind now that we are halfway through the semester, as essays and tests plague our very existence, until the end, that is. For those of you who have broken down and submitted to a familiar friend named Caffeine I feel for you. But don't fret, as our well anticipated long weekend is fast approaching and in just a couple of days we will be experiencing the last long weekend before the final crunch of the semester. Thanksgiving has finally arrived, meaning that we will have an average of about eighty days to commence our Christmas shopping. But wait, I’m getting ahead of myself, for Halloween has not yet crossed our paths. (Once again, I am acting like a marketer's dream!) Speaking of Halloween, what am I going as this year? Let’s see. Well, there’s a Gypsy, then there’s a mummy or a witch. Oh, right, the news. Where was I? Ah, yes! This week’s recap of the news. ○ ○ Editor-in-Chief Benjamin Wald Production Manager Sarah Jade Aubé with editor Ann-Margaret Porcelli ○ ○ Tel: (514) 457-6610 Ext 5389 Fax: (514) 457-6091 E-Mail: bandersnatch@johnabbott.qc.ca Office: H-041 News Editor's Note 2 ○ BANDERSNATCH John Abbott College P.O. Box 2000 Sainte-Anne-de-Bellevue, QC H9X 3L9 Say Hello to Our New Editors First of all, you can all relax, I will be continuing as the Editor-in-chief of Bandersnatch. I bet that was worrying a lot of you, :) . Yes, our elections are complete, and we have a new staff to make this paper run smoothly. Turning to the entertainment section, you can see the work of our new entertainment editor, Jay. He’s involved with the Hip-Hop scene himself, so he has an understanding of the local music scene. I think we can all look foreword to his work in the future. If you turn to our opinions page, we can see Jason Dubeau adjusting from his small town ways to the pressures of a big city newspaper. If you have an opinion, and who doesn’t, you can have it read by your fellow students. The venerable Jeffery Katz, who some of you may remember from last year, is back in the position of games page editor. We don’t have a games page this issue, but keep your eyes peeled for it in future issues, where Jeff will be covering all things related to computer and console gaming. If you are an avid gamer, then drop us a line! Ryan Desgroseilliers has been ○ This past week also played host ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Advertising Manager Anton Iancu to the first of many debates that Democrat John Kerry and Republican President George W. Bush will have. A recent poll says that Kerry won the debate which was held Thursday, leaving Kerry and Bush in a tie for this year’s presidential elections according to other polls about voter intentions. Archive Editor Kathleen Stanhope Foreign Languages Editor Open Games Page Editor Jeffrey Katz Photographic Coordinator Stephanie Dubois Here at home the Expos played their last home game to a full house at the Big O as they set sail to Washington to plant the seed of a new home. And this past weekend kicked off Breast Cancer Awareness month as the CIBC run for the cure raised over a million dollars for the number one killer of Canadian women. Webmaster Sarah Jade Aubé ○ Last but not least, flu season is fast approaching and that means that the usual germs are around, so please wash your hands neurotically and remember that if you’re at high risk of getting the flu, you should talk to your doctor about getting the flu vaccine shot. Well, that’s all, folks. See you in two weeks with more from the news. And now I will let you enjoy the fruits of our labor. Good night Mr. and Mrs. Abbott. bandersnatch ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Bandersnatch is the student-run Alternative Press at John Abbott College. It is published every two weeks and is partially funded by the Student Activities Commitee and by advertising solicited members. Submissions are welcome in traditionally either English or French and become property of the newspaper. Submissions must be on an IBM compatible diskette along with a printed hard copy and MUST be in Text Format (*.txt) or RichText Format (*.RTF). All submissions must include the full name and telephone number of the contributor, as well as the e-mail address if applicable. The staff reserves the right to reject or edit any submissions for length, legality, or clarity. Letters to Bandersnatch should be a maximum of 500 words but may see print nonetheless if they are longer but worthwhile. Neither spelling nor grammar will be corrected on letters to the editors, it is the responsibility of the contributor to correct them. Submissions and letters should be dropped off at the Bandersnatch office, located in the basement of Herzberg, H-041 (across from the Hallway entrance of the oval). ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Shop 'Till You Drop, or 9:00 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Fairview Administration keeps its doors open until nine p.m. Monday through Wednesday. The decision to change the traditional hours of operation was put into action mid-July plus has since raised many eyebrows amongst employees and managers of several boutiques. Some sales clerks believe that it is a good opportunity to make more money for themselves by getting more hours whereas others feel that their time could be better spent elsewhere. Steven Santella, a Gap employee, said that, “ It is a good opportunity for students to work more and because I don’t have a family or a home, I don’t have a problem giving up my free time.” While stores like Clément and Club Garçon blatantly opposed the change, other stores protested in a subtler manner. The manager at Yellow, the shoe store, began a petition and sought out signatures from other managers throughout Fairview. When asked about its success, an employee said, “we’re open now, right?”Everyone seems to point the blame at American Eagle for initiating the change. Yes, the new neighbor on the Fairview block is being blamed as the cause for the change in hours. “The only reason we are open late now is because Fairview has all these new leases with large corporations and they forced Fairview to comply,” said a part time worker at Yellow. When asked about the contractual agreement that the giant American company shares with Fairview, the American Eagle manager said, “ I cannot comment on that. Not because I don’t know but because you are considered media and that is store policy.” The assistant manager of Club Garçon, Lise Trudel, argues, “It has been very difficult to find people who want to work. Even students won’t work the hours because they have homework.” If students can’t find the time to work, then the burden automatically falls on the full-time employees and this can affect home life. “Initially I was apprehensive about the change in hours. I wasn’t sure how it would affect my personal life because I have two small children and whether or not it would cut into my family time was an issue,” said Susan Cookson, who has been a manager at Gap for 12 years. Many feel that the new hours are not attracting more consumers; the consumers are simply changing their shopping habits. “It’s not that there are more people, it’s just that they are more spread out,” remarked a Lasenza Girl employee. She went on to say that, “people tend to buy more when they have the store to themselves and so we end up making our target for the day anyways.” Deciding to close the doors at six o’clock instead of the expected nine was a notion that did not go un-explored by some boutiques. Clément continued to close its doors at six p.m. for a week after the new hours were put into effect. “Fairview didn’t say anything,” Ciarallo said, “ but it didn’t last long because we had to keep up with our competition who were staying open.” Other boutiques weren’t as lucky. Club ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ changes on stem cell research and the economy. The debate was moderated under strict rules by news anchor Jim Lehrer of PBS. Ryan Desgroseilliers Assistant Editor-in-Chief ○ ○ The presidential campaign of Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry received a significant boost in support from the recent debate against Republican incumbent President George W. Bush, with recent polls showing that Bush’s slight lead had disappeared and some suggesting that Kerry was pulling ahead, although most indicated that the results were even. The major polling organizations also reported that Kerry was widely considered by both likely and registered voters to have won the debate. Despite the lack of major errors on the part of either candidate, both campaigns have attempted to spin the results in their favor, with Republicans accusing Kerry of failing to clarify his ambiguous positions on some issues and outsourcing American foreign policy to other countries and Democrats accusing Bush of clinging to a failed strategy in Iraq. The campaigns have also broadened to other issues, with recent comments being made by Kerry and actor Michael J. Fox accusing President Bush of sacrificing potential medical progress from stem cell research based on “extreme right-wing ideology.” Another issue that may play a part in determining who wins the presidency is that of President Bush’s tax cuts. During the debate, which was largely free of major gaffes, the President appeared tired and defensive on several occasions, which may have contributed to the perception that Kerry was more effective. The Democratic senator also reacted well to a number of points brought up by the President, and attempted to dispel the aura of flip-flopping on major issues, which has been one of the Republican campaign advertisements’ main targets. Friday’s debate was centered on national security and foreign policy, with the Iraq war the dominating topic throughout. A few additional topics were briefly dealt with, including some short ex- Soon viewers will be able to see vicepresidential candidate John Edwards face off against incumbent Vice-President Dick Cheney on a variety of issues in a format similar to that of the main presidential debates. With voter approval ratings for Cheney substantially lower than those for Bush, the Vice-President could potentially have a major impact on the final results if he is able to pull off a debate victory. SUJAC Update In terms of dollar value, most stores feel that it is not worthwhile to stay open past six p.m. Monday through Wednesday. Not only is it costly to run a store but the sales associates must also be paid to work. Ultimately the revenue must cover the operation charges for it to be considered worthwhile. Kim Ciarallo, an employee at the children’s store Clément said, “we are losing money in staying open and it’s hardly worth our while. Our head office may even close our branch at Fairview if we do not turn in enough profit.” ○ news US Prez Race Dead Even ○ ○ Garçon closed at ‘regular’ time for the first three days and ended up having to pay a total of $2000 in fines. “We knew about the consequences but we did it anyways. We wanted to prove a point,” said Assistant Manager Lise Trudel, who also hopes that Fairview will revoke its decision. Megan Thullner Contributor ○ ○ ○ Well, this past week was a big one for everyone involved in Clubs at John Abbott. As most of you probably know, SUJAC-Club Day was held last week, and all kinds of different Clubs set up tables, decorated them and provided information about what their Club has been doing and how to get involved (they sometimes provided food as well). From 10 am to 3pm last Thursday, the Agora became a medieval kingdom as Clubs vied with one another to come up with the most innovative, medieval theme’d booth. tainly showed. It’s going to be a close race for the SUJAC-Club Day Best Booth Award this year. There were tons of great ideas and many deserving booths. Watch this space next issue to find out who snagged the coveted plaque this semester. We would like to thank all of the Clubs who took part. They all did a superb job. A big thanks also to CSKY for providing live music for the event. Whether you chose to have your fortune read at the Chinese Club booth, checked out the medieval version of the Bandersnatch or watched Pagan Club and Gamers battling it out with foam swords, there was always something interesting going on. Many Clubs had obviously put a great deal of thought and effort into their preparations and it cer- If you missed the SUJAC-Club day but want to find out more about SUJAC and the numerous Clubs at Abbott, drop by the SUJAC Office in P-101. We are always delighted to help and if we can’t answer your questions then we can direct you to those who can. Congratulations also to our new Pre-U and Professional program student representatives on the John Abbott College Board of Governors. For Professional programs we would like to congratulate Rebecca Barnes who won by acclamation. Those of you in PreU who got a chance to vote last Monday—and the campaigning for both candidates was fierce—we would like to thank candidate Nicholas Ammerlaan for running and to congratulate Justin Chan, voted your new Pre-university representative. We would also like to give a special ‘Thank You!’ to all the Congress members who took time out of their busy schedules to come down and help out with the SUJAC table, and to Barb Hill for her great job decorating it. In the second round of Congress nominations, congratulations to our five new Pre-University student reps: Jamie Barry, Shelly Dolev, Julia Garland, Robyn Penney, and Peter Sadeghi. 2004-10-06 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ 3 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ campus life ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Campus Life with Robert J. Briza, editor of the new campus... ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Mac Students Abusing JAC If you open up a Macdonald college min break and our cafeteria only sells Facilities agenda, it is written under loitering: gross healthy food.” ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Macdonald High school shares a campus with John Abbott and Macdonald students are not to loiter on their properties or facilities. Seventh graders are not supposed to leave Mac premises, but they Karine Idrissi Contributor ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Macdonald High school students have been using John Abbott College facilities, even though it is clearly against the rules and many Jac students are upset. If you go to John Abbott, you might’ve noticed an increase in the lines and the lack of available seats. Jac Students are becoming increasingly upset by this problem, Veronica Tcheki, a first year John Abbott student, says the problem affects her and her friends a lot since their breaks are always at the same time as Mac students lunch break: “It gets really annoying because there are so many of them that the lines are extremely long and they all seem to be bothered by our presence when they’re the ones that aren’t even supposed to be there.” Agathe Ditomasso, a Macdonald college teacher who has been there for over 25 years, claims that this has always been a problem but nothing has changed and doubts it ever will. have also been spotted at the “ Munch Box”, Jac’s mini cafeteria. No matter what the rules may say, these high school students won’t stop going to the “Munch Box” confirm three 10th graders while buying frozen yogurts. Wanting to stay anonymous, they said: “ Why walk all the way into Ste-Anne’s when we can get better food across the street; we only have a 50 that Bandersnatch is too censored by the school for them to write anything. Now that’s just stupid. We only would censor racist, sexist, or slanderous articles, which have that kind of offensive material. Now, what do you think you will write that will be censored by Bandersnatch? Another fact that you may not have realized is that students run Bandersnatch. We are the ones who edit the paper. John Abbott College’s Administration only sees it after it is printed, and distributed, so the school does not censor it. You must also realize that we can be sued for printing offensive material, so why would we risk that? Our guidelines for the socalled “censorship” of articles are very lenient. I have some things I need to get off of my chest, because if I don’t, I may explode. First, I received a lot of comments about last issue’s “My Two Cents”. For the most part, people seemed to think it was funny, how so many small things could bring me to writing an article about how much they irritate me. And that’s ok, that was the point. The idea was to write an article, in the style of the Andy Rooney essays on 60 minutes. Then there were the people who read the article and came up with the following responses; “That was the stupidest thing I ever read”, “this doesn’t belong in the campus section”, or the more extreme was: “Rob Briza should be shot”. When I heard this from those people (they actually came to find me), I challenged them to write a better, or more suitable article. The usual response was 4 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Second, there was much confusion about the content of the campus life section. Some say that this very column, as well as the articles being published so far this semes○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Michelle Potter, Macdonald College vice-principal and former John Abbott teacher, understands that her students are on Jac campus even if it is forbidden and was surprised to find out how serious the problem had gotten. She assumed it was only a small group of students, when in reality there are over 40 young looking faces roaming around the small “Munch Box”. She has tried to solve the problem by communicating with the students but says the problem is out of her hands and should be handled by John Abbott College. She finished added: “ These teenagers have been given the privilege to leave campus during lunch but apparently John Abbott serves very good poutines so that’s where they all choose to go” and adds she wouldn’t mind trying one of Jac’s amazing poutines also. RobSays: The Purple Guy is Grimace! While Mac students continue to use Jac’s facilities, the problems remains unsolved, John Abbott College Students continue to feel frustrated and the controversy persists. Events: ter, should not be in this section. So what I’m being told is that I can’t write about the infamous “coffee people”, the ones who cut in lines at the bus stop, or self defense tips. Campus Life is about things that have to do with the concerns of the students, campus events, and the majority of the columns that are published in Bandersnatch, because they usualy reflect the concerns of the students. And if you don’t believe that self defense is a concern of the students, then read the first sentence of the article titled “Black Hawk Self Defense”, and honestly tell me that it’s not important. Then there are the people, who run their mouth about how the layout of the paper should be changed. We are always open to suggestions, but maybe instead of criticizing, you should first find out why things are the way that they are. October 5: University visit, Concordia University. 10:00-2:00 October 6: Chinese Festival Day. October 8: Film: Manchurian Candidate. October 11: Thanks Giving, College closed. October 13: University Visit: Atlantic University. October 15: Film: Anchor Man: The Legend of Rob Burgandy. October 18: University Visits: UBC, Carelton, Simon Fraser, U of T, Waterloo, U of Western Ontario, York U. 9:30 - 11:30 October 19: University Visits: Ontario Universities. 1:00-4:00 So for all those who think Bandersnatch is too censored, think about what you’re saying. What is so terrible, that you think we will censor it? As for the people who tell me that the content of this section should be changed, you have told me what shouldn’t go in this section, why don’t you tell me what should. And that’s my two cents. bandersnatch ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Plagarism ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ campus life Blackhawk rism is suspected. 5. For cheating or plagiarism, the teacher will assign the student zero on a formative evaluation task. The teacher will explain to the student the proof of his/her action; 6. The teacher will advise the Registrar, in a written report, of the details of the incident, and a copy will be given to the student (by the teacher if possible). The name of the student and the record of the incident will be held in a confidential file by the Registrar The student having been found to have cheated or plagiarized will be informed by the Registrar. Upon receipt of a second report of cheating or plagiarism, the student may be suspended from the College for up to a period of two years. Pamela Fillion Staff Writer ○ ○ When part of an educational system and attending a n educational institutin it is important as a student to be aware of its policies. One of the most important policies students should be aware of is the policy concerning plagiarism. One of the main issues affecting education, plagiarism, is the act of stealing or passing off the ideas or words of another as one’s own. According to the Institutional Policy on the Evaluation of Student Achievement (IPESA) section 20.03 these are John Abbott’s procedures regarding cheating or plagiarism: Once a teacher is convinced that a student has plagiarized deliberately; 1. He/she will inform the individual; 2. If cheating occurs during any evaluation(test,exam,or any other evaluation activity), the teacher will collect the student’s papers immediately and/or annotate the work to be evaluated. Then the teacher will allow the student to complete the activity but not necessarily with the same materials; 3. The teacher will gather all available evidence relating to the charge(written material, notes, etc.) and inform the departmental chair; 4. The teacher may require the student to take an oral quiz to confirm his/her knowledge of subject matter if plagia- Plagiarism, as you can see, is something very serious and not tolerated within the walls of John Abbott. If a student is accused of plagiarism he/ she may appeal to the Academic Appeals Committee, a parity committee made up of three teachers apointed by JACFA and three people appointed by the Academic Dean. The student in question may attend the hearing and the student union, SUJAC may appoint an observer. For more information on John Abbott’s plagiarism policy and other policies get a copy of the Institutional Policy on the Evaluation of Student Achievement (IPESA). ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ threatening situation that you find yourself in, the number one move that you can perform is the eye gouge. What this does is that it completely immobilizes your attacker to the point were he would stop his attack. Many of you assume that a swift kick in the old family jewels can accomplish this job as well; however this is a common misconception. Many enraged attackers have such an adrenaline rush or they are so stoned they can barely feel pain and a kick in the chimes would only make them angrier. Another reason is that many attackers assume that the only way to lose a fight to a girl is to get kicked in the nuts so they wear jock straps. In many cases if you get attacked you may only have one chance and you should always go for the move that gives you the highest percentage for survival. Throughout the weeks, the articles that I write about will be on the questions that you the reader asks me. So if you have any comments on this article or have any questions for the next one you can e-mail me at blackhawkselfdefense@hotmail.com. Remember fear can be your worst enemy or your best friend. For any information on taking Black Hawk Self Defense classes call 514-5772866. Josef Azam Staff Writer ○ ○ From the moment that we are born we are all dieing! All of us have a limited amount of time on this planet and none of it should be wasted living in fear. That is why four years ago I started Black Hawk Self Defense. It is a 10-week course that teaches women the essential combat moves that helps increase the chance of surviving an attack. In the previous Bandersnatch issue an article was written about my classes. Well, now I will be personally writing the articles and in each issue of Bandersnatch I will be giving new self defense moves and tips for women and men alike. This particular article is based on striking moves. In almost any Celebrating Sukkot at Abbott ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ So, Aaron Leibovitch, 19, president of Hillel, the campus organization for Jewish students, and a few members got up early and set about construction of what was, for a few of them, their first Sukkah. Jeffrey Katz Games Page Editor ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ For many of the students walking through the Arctic Circle early Monday morning, through bleary eyes they saw a few students outside hammering and nailing large pieces of wood together. This was an oddity at John Abbott, but one with good reason. Last week was Sukkot, a Jewish holiday celebrating the harvest, and a part of the Jewish New Year, a time of spir- “At first I thought, what are those guys doing?” Says Anton Iancu, a passerby who was looking out the Arctic Circle windows. “I think it is great that people get together to do stuff like this. JAC is known for its diverse community, and I’m glad that there are opportunities for people to show it.” The Sukkah is a hut meant to represent many things, one being the huts people used to live in thousands of years ago, and it is considered a good deed to eat at least one meal inside of it. itual wakening, full of meditation, and rich in tradition that brings Jewish students from all over together with similarity. ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Rabbi Snir, no older than 30, ○ ○ coming to John Abbott once a week, starting next Tuesday, for any students interested in asking questions, just talking or learning anything.} "This was the first time there had ever been a real kosher Sukkot on the John Abbott Campus. It made me feel very very proud of John Abbott and proud of Hillel. Building the sukkot was a huge cultural experience for JAC. Not only was it Hillel's first time building one on campus, but it was the first time that many non-jews saw a Sukkot, therefore informing people about the Jewish religion, tradition and culture." gave up time to see the operation, and offered stories and information on the Jewish holiday to anyone who was interested. Free pizza was given out, and over-all the whole thing was declared a success, even when the wind ended up knocking the whole structure down. “Well, it was meant to be temporary anyways.” Said Rabbi Snir, afterwords. “We sat in it and ate, and that’s a mitzvah (good deed).” Rabbi Snir will be 2004-10-06 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ 5 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ campus life ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CSKY Schedual (Fall 2004) 6 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ bandersnatch ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Editor's Note ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ agree that I did, but allow me to elaborate. Jay Dubeau Opinions Editor ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ I am extremely opinionated in a sense that I do indeed have an opinion about everything, however at the same time I am not biased in a sense that I do not attempt to shove my opinions down other people's throats. I enjoy listening to other people's opinions and hear what they have to say. Welcome readers, my name is Jay (or better known to the Bander staff as "Redneck Jay"). I am Bander's new Opinions editor and I am really excited about being in charge of such an interesting page, where people can submit their opinions about different things that go on in the school and in the outside world. On a more on-topic note, I am already making plans for some great new changes and sub-sections within Opinions, my personal favorite will be a new section called “The Polis,” which will more than likely appear in the next issue. Now that that's clarified, I have to say I am extremely excited about editing this section because I love opinions and I love hearing what people have to say. I look forward to hearing from my fellow Banderites, readers, contributors and whoever wants to express themselves. Now, to honk my own horn a little bit I will talk a bit about myself so that readers can have a change to anticipate what kind of editor I am and plan to be. Please note, to demonstrate that I am not biased, in future issues, when space allows it I will publish one opinion piece I agree with and one I disagree with. It was brought up during election night as I was making my speech for this position that I had said I was "very opinionated" but later on I said I am "not biased" it was pointed out to me that I had contradicted myself, and I do Well, that's all I have to say for this issue, tune in next issue to see some new changes to the section including: "The Polis." On an off-topic note: good luck on midterms! ○ ○ opinion Middle-East Conflict: My View; Part 2 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ “We will march towards Jerusalem; we will sacrifice millions of martyrs.” Moreover, Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmad Qurei openly acknowledged that the Al Aqsa Brigades were no mere ‘offshoot’. In an interview with the London-based Asharq al-Awsat newspaper, Qurei said, “We have clearly declared that the Aksa Martyrs Brigades are part of Fatah... We are committed to them and Fatah bears full responsibility for the group.” And what was the point of suicide bombing? Clausewitz’s famous quote was that “war is merely the continuation of (diplomatic) policy by other means.” If we can paraphrase that in today’s world, it could be cynically said that “suicide bombing is merely the continuation of (diplomatic) policy by other means.” However, what could possibly be the purpose of such a policy? For the life of me, I can’t figure out what the perpetrators of the September 11 bombing wanted to gain from the bombing of targets in the United States. Nick Smaby Contributor ○ ○ ...Continued From Last Issue How do we know that Arafat wasn’t serious about Camp David? Whether Barak was or wasn’t the most effective of negotiators, whether Sharon’s walk along the Temple of the Mount was provocative, (which I believe it was), none of that excuses Arafat’s emptying the jails of terrorists and starting a fullscale suicide bomber attack with arms, in part provided by Israel to Palestinian police, against the sovereign state of Israel. Although Arafat tried to argue that he was a peace-maker, in an unguarded moment, on May 15, 2004, while Israeli security was tackling 43 separate warnings of impending terror attacks, Yassir Arafat delivered this Koran-inspired statement to Palestinians on national TV, “Find what strength you have to terrorize your enemy and the enemy of God.” Following the Be’er Sheva massacres, Arafat told a crowd of supporters, To Be Continued Next Issue... The Polis ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Jay Dubeau Opinions Editor ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Other than these guidelines I am very open to hear what our readers have to say and will publish as many rebuttals as possible. All comments will be welcome to The Polis, however a few guidelines must be followed: rebuttals must not be slanderous towards the opinion or the person of the original article; must respect the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and must not attempt to influence opinions of others, but must only voice a different view of the opinion being writen about (or in some cases add to the original piece should you agree with it). ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ To send a rebuttal to The Polis, feel free to email us your opinion to bandersnatch@johnabbott.qc.ca with “Polis” in the subject line, please identify yourself and the opinion piece you are writing about; or, if for some reason you have no access to a computer terminal or any other reason you are also welcome to drop by the Bandersnatch office and drop it in the Opinions mailbox with your name, and the title of the opinion piece you are writing about (for convenience purposes please mark POLIS on the cover). The Polis I have in mind for the Opinions section will be a section where readers will have the opportunity to send rebuttals to opinion pieces published in this section. Every issue in which there will be an Opinion section I will publish one or two “Polis” articles, based on the amount of space available. ○ P a m ae l Fillion Staff Writer ○ Before I go on, for the many who are not in Western Civ. or Political Science, the term “Polis” was the Ancient Greek term for “citystate” and communities always gathered in the Polis to discuss and settle debates and conflicts regarding government and battle strategies. ○ ○ ○ 2004-10-06 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ 7 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ arts ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Venom ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Predator ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Kathleen Stanhope Archive Editor ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Step through the door, Cast aside your fear Feel not its cold hands Embrace the warmth Return to this world Return to life. The shadows can not touch you If you don’t want it to. ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Have no fear I am with you I will never leave you Cast aside your doubt The door is open, But only you can step through, So… What are you waiting for? ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ bandersnatch ○ ○ Reaper Crucified Feel the warmth of life Return to me ○ ○ Annie/Buckwolf Contributor The choice is yours I offer my hand Take it And be free 8 ○ Scroll of the Broken Hero What are you waiting for? Sabrina Paternostro Contributor ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ arts 2004-10-06 9 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ My name is Jay Newcomen and I’m your new entertainment editor. Music is what I love. Whether it be a song, a lyric, or that breakdown ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ work on time to wash my Lexus, knawmean?! again, they created a separate category for comic books, as if they couldn’t compete with “real” literature. This is, in short, not in the same league as your average super-hero bash, anymore than The Brothers Karamazov is in the same category as Goosebumps. dream world to which all-living things travel. His siblings of the endless are Destruction, Destiny, the twins Desire and Despair, Delirium, and last of all his sister Death, who’s incarnation as a spunky Goth girl is one of the best images in the series. The series starts when a mortal magus in the 1900’s, leader of the order of ancient mysteries, manages to summon and capture Morpheus. He remains trapped for seventy years, and the story begins when he regains his freedom and begins to seek his items of power and regain his kingdom. The main character of the series is the sandman of the title. He is also called Dream, Lord Shaper, and the Oneromancer, but most commonly Morpheus. He is the king of dreams, one of the seven Endless, who are not mortals or gods, but more than either. He has existed since before the first living being was born, and he rules the ○ ○ ○ at two-minutes-and-thirty-seconds, that forces you to lean to your friend and say “Yo, this is where it breaks down”, I love it. In the two-step, right click and “save target as…” world we live in, the constant advances in file sharing and downloading music have given people an opportunity to listen to anything they damn-well-please, and I think it’s damn-well-beautiful. As a struggling hip-hop artist, I know I shouldn’t be supporting the action to steal music...but I also shouldn’t be sampling Simon and Garfunkle to make something a little more Simon and Garfunky but you gotta do what you gotta do. Besides, if I ever get to the point where my album sales are slumping because I have become so popular that people are fighting to get me on their playlists, I’d also be making fifty-thousand dollars a show. In that case, I couldn’t care less if John Schmitt from Michigan City, Indiana is downloading my music...just as long as he makes it to These comics have been made available in a series of ten compilations. These are worth it for the artwork alone, never mind the incredible stories within. They are a bit pricey, at around 32$ each, so getting all ten is a major investment, but one that is well worth it. While each book is entirely self-contained, they all link back to each other in ingenious ways to come together into a unified whole. I promise you, if you pick up the first volume, Preludes and Nocturnes, there will be no going back. I have a confession to make. The piece of literature I will be recommending is not actually a book. It is a series of graphic novels; in otherwise they are (shudder) comic books. Not just any comic books, of course. This is the Sandman series of comics, by the magnificent Neil Gaimen. It was also the first comic ever to win a world fantasy award. This so shocked the prim and proper literary community that, in order to prevent it happening ○ ○ ○ An incredible song is like an exgirlfriend’s perfume. You’ll love it at first, eventually forget about it and out of nowhere, be reminded of how beautiful you remember it being the next time you walk past a skank in the mall who has it on. 10 entertainment ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ would like to be mentioned in this section, send a picture, a list of recent accomplishments and some contact info to: Here are some songs I suggest you download to replace Sean (Joooodi and Rah-bekah!) Paul and Jet (Won’t you be my…one-hitwonder-Australian-novelty) on your IPods. bandersnatch@johnabbott.qc.ca. Peace, Jay Newcomen. Sweet Misery- Amel Larrieux Lighters up…Nero, City, Ox, Hodges, Rocker Gurl, Aeroswift, El Dorado and President Bye. Coolsville- Ricki Lee Jones Respiration- Blackstar and Common ----------------------------- Walk On By- Isaac Hayes Using the name Aspen, Jay has been involved in the Montreal hiphop scene with the crew Velvet Trench Vibes for the last five years. Velvet Trench Vibes just finished filming a commercial for MuchVibe that is set to air in mid-October. Other notable accomplishments include VTV being named in the topten best hip-hop acts two years in a row in Montreal Mirror Magazine’s reader’s poll and being featured on “The Facts Of War” album. An antiwar compilation set to release in November under ICM records. Love Song- K-OS Officially Missing You (Remix)Tamia feat. Talib Kweli D’evil’s- Jay-Z One thing that I hope to feature in this section in the coming issues is more attention to local musicians. Next issue, I will be doing a two-page spread on some of the hottest acts to make moves this year. If you after Lucifer resigns and sets up a nightclub. The main story arc combines the gritty realism of the waking world, the awe and wonder of the dream world, and the tragedy and mysticism of Greek mythology. Throughout it all, the sandman and his bizarre world have a great deal to say to any reader today, and as Peter Straub says in the introduction to volume seven, if this isn’t literature, nothing is. It might seem hard to emphasize with such an alien being of such power. This is Neil Gaimen’s masterstroke. Morpheus is both alien enough to be convincing and human enough to truly feel for. The characters in this series are one of its many strong points. There are no throwaway characters in this series. All the numerous side characters and bit players are as fully fleshed out and realistic as any you will find in literature. You feel for every one of the characters, and there are no black and white villains. Many of the stories are entirely character driven, with the sandman himself making only the briefest of appearances. The stories range from Morpheus’s once a century meetings with an immortal man, to the results of Morpheus receiving the key to hell bandersnatch ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ entertainment Trouble Returns to Raccoon City! ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Three weeks ago, Gene Snitsky made his debut on Raw, with a match against Kane. Lita was at ring side. Kane was about to finish Snitsky off with a steel chair, when pregnant wife Lita entered the ring and tried to stop her husband from ending Snitsky’s career in his first match. Kane dropped the chair and tried to move Lita out of the ring, when Snitsky came from behind with that chair and hit Kane, causing him to fall on Lita, injuring her. Lita, facing complications in her pregnancy was rushed to hospital accompanied by Kane, concerned for the well being of his unborn son. One week later, doctors were able to stabilize Lita’s condition, but they were unable to save the baby. Kane swore to have revenge on Snitsky who had this to say; “I was called up to do a job, and I came in the ring and did what I had to do. Besides, it wasn’t my fault. She shouldn’t even have been in the ring in the first place. The way I see it, it’s pretty much her own fault that all of this happened.” ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ redhead, Christy Hemme is the winner of a quarter-million dollars and a one year contract with the WWE. The next week on Raw, Christy was tricked into a three-on-one handicap bra and panties match, against Trish Stratus, Molly Holly and Jazz, in an attempt to humiliate the new diva. But much to the delight of the fans, Christy was ok with losing the first WWE match of her career. ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Unfortunately, the Nemesis (a hulking bio-weapon monster produced by Umbrella) is hunting them down. This causes slight delays for our heroes. Honestly, I thought the beginning of the film was a bit stale, too bland. But then Jill Valentine enters, and that’s when the action begins. The action scenes seemed so unrealistic at some points, for instance, when Alice is being chased by the Nemesis, and manages to escape the bullets from the heavy-duty gatling gun, without getting a single scratch. My favourite character had to be L.J (Mike Epps). He is a pimp who gets mixed into this mess, and is the comic relief to this dark film. My favourite part had to be when L.J encounters the remaining S.T.A.R.S, and when they hand him a machine gun, he retorts, “Please, I’ve got mine customized.” And opens his jacket to reveal two solid gold magnums. appointed, but it’s worth your buck if you wanna see mind-numbing gore and action. Starring: Milla Jovovich (Alice), Sienna Guillory (Jill Valentine), Oded Fehr (Carlos Olivera), Thomas Kretschmann (Major Cain), Sophie Vavasseur (Angie Ashford), Raz Adoti (Sgt. Peyton Wells), Jared Harris (Dr. Ashford) and Mike Epps (L. J.) I thought the girl playing Jill was good, but Milla Jovovich really dives into playing her character, Alice. However, I cannot help but feel that if the females are wearing nothing but mini-skirts and mesh-tops, how do they avoid serious wounds and the zombie bites without bullet-proof vests and the like? Bah, then again, it’s Hollywood. Directed by: Alexander Witt. Written by: Paul W. S. Anderson, based on the video game Resident Evil’. Directors of photography: Christian Sebaldt and Derek Rogers. I was disappointed in the music, since Marilyn Manson didn’t compose the soundtrack this time. I felt it was abit too classical for this genre, and rather it should have been more techno/industrial gothic like in the last film. However, there are some good and unreleased songs from Rammstein and DevilDriver, and I especially enjoyed the song ‘Swamped’ by Lacuna Coil. Edited by: Eddie Hamilton. Music by Jeff Danna. Production designer: Paul Denham Austerberry. Produced by: Jeremy Bolt, Mr. Anderson and Don Carmody. Released by: Screen Gems. Running time: 93 minutes. So to conclude, ‘Resident Evil: Apocalypse’ is definitely cool, and some fans of the series might be dis- This film is rated R. Critic’s Total Rating: 3.5/5 Along with the announcement of Christy’s new career with the WWE, Vince McMahon announced the creation of “Taboo Tuesday”, the first ever interactive Pay-Per-View event, on October 19, 2004, in Milwaukee. Fans will have the opportunity to influence what happens at “Taboo Tuesday”, by voting online for content, such as who faces who in matches, the type of match and the stipulations of the match. On September 27, 2004, Raw superstars Triple H, Batista, Ric Flair, Randy Orton, Shawn Michaels, Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler, as well as Vince McMahon, attended a press conference to discuss this new PayPer-View event. On a lighter note, the quarter-million dollar Raw diva search came to an end on the season premier of Raw, with the announcement that the fiery ○ ○ The main plan for everyone is to escape Raccoon City before Umbrella decides to exterminate it completely. However, how do you escape a city with a fifty foot steel gate surrounding it, and the evil corporation’s own armed guards ready to shoot anyone that escapes? Simple. Find the lost daughter of a high-ranking employeee in exchange for escape from the city of the living dead. This time, thirteen hours have passed from the so-called ‘accident’ that happened in the Hive, and a team of bio-investigators infiltrate the Hive to find out what went wrong. Unfortunately, this frees the zombies from their captivity, and causes them to run rampant around Raccoon City, infecting all the inhabitants. ○ ○ Enter Jill Valentine (Sienna Guillory), a well-known character to the fans of the video game series, who is no stranger to the zombie and Umbrella connection. She meets up with fellow virus-free humans, and joins with the now superhuman Alice with more fellow S.T.A.R.S from the video game series. To summarize the whole plot for you newbies, Umbrella is a big-time pharmaceutical and technical company which has been producing dark and secretive weapons for the government for quite awhile. In the last film, an ‘accident’ happened in the Hive (an underground Umbrella laboratory) beneath Raccoon City, and our main character, Alice (Milla Jovovich), was on the team that went to find out what went wrong. ○ ○ After the accident in the Hive, Umbrella Corporation went around Raccoon City, evacuating their top employees away from the hazard zone. One of the employees, Dr. Ashford (Jared Harris), has a daughter named Angie (Sophie Vavasseur) who had a car accident while escaping, and becomes lost in the mad process. Hey, who likes leggy actresses shooting mutated zombies with large (and loud) weapons and unlimited ammo, all in just 93 minutes? If you said "Me!", then ‘Resident Evil: Apocalypse’ is definitely for you! ○ ○ ○ Lauren Filiatreault Saff Writer ○ ○ ○ ○ 2004-10-06 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ 11 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ sports ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ scoreboard GOLF TEAM OPENS LEAD The Islander golf team increased their lead over Dawson College with a strong performance on Sunday at Club de Riviere-Rouge. The Islander team of 4 players had a total of 316 and after 3 tournaments now lead second place Dawson 946 to 973. Mitchell Vaughan tied with Tarn MacArthur for low individual score with a 73. Kyle Schiisler shot 79, Brent Steer and Melissa Core each shot 82, Adam Chatelois 83, Kristin Berretta 84, Sam Hayes 87, and Derek Roszkowski 92. WOMEN’S SOCCER The Lady Islanders saw their record drop to 1-1-1 following a 4-1 loss to F.X. Garneau and a 1-1 tie with Dawson. Claire Robbins scored in Lac Beauport for the Lady Islanders and Tara Zeagman tied the game in the second half against Dawson. MEN’S RUGBY The Islander rugby team came out on the short end of a 15-14 game with the McGill U. under 21 team on Sunday. Bryce Thomassin and Omar Hussein scored the Islander tries and flanker Michael Chabotar was the Player of the Game. FOOTBALL The Islanders saw their record drop to 0-4 with yet another close loss 2513 in Trois-Rivieres (4-0) on Saturday night. The Islanders led for the most WOMEN’S RUGBY STILL UNBEATEN The John Abbott Lady Islanders rugby team won their second straight game of the season 34-0 over Vanier Sunday. Vanier’s defence was tough in the first half, and they spent much of the half in Abbott’s half of the field, but the Lady Islanders were up to the task and led 5-0 at halftime The Lady Islanders came out hard in the second half. With some hard running and big hits on defence and Abbott scored 29 unanswered points. The Lady Islanders attack was led by a four try performance by Melany “Red” Waring. Kate Gauley and Kinsely McWhinnie also added one try a piece, while Bianca Bolouri was good on two conversion attempts. Also playing strong games were Jessi Jones, Emma Kennedy, and Ali Roberts. MEN’S SOCCER – STRONG WEEKEND The Islander soccer team remained unbeaten with a 1-0-2 record following a 3-0 win over F.X. Garneau on Saturday and a 1-1 tie with Dawson at home on Sunday. In Lac Beauport on Saturday Racim Chitti, Justin Sabini and Shawn Amaraskera all scored goals for the Isles and Joey Macro pick up the shutout. On Sunday David Sabini scored the lone goal the Islanders early in the second half. 12 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ JOHN ABBOTT IN ACTION THIS WEEK DATE - TIME - OPPONENT Wed., Sept. 29 20:00 Flag football at Maisonneuve 21:00 Men’s soccer at Rosemont Fri., Oct. 1 13:30 Women’s hockey at Dalhousie U. (Halifax) 19:00 Algonquin College at women’s basketball Sat., Oct. 2 10:00 St-Jean at flag football 13:00 Andre-Grasset at football 18:00 Women’s hockey at St. F.X. (Antigonish) 18:00 Women’s basketball at Carleton U. (Ottawa) Sun., Oct. 3 11:00 St-Laurent at flag football – lower field 11:00 St-Lambert at women’s soccer 13:00 St-Lambert at men’s soccer 11:00 Golf at Bromont 11:00 Women’s rugby at St-Lambert 12:30 Men’s rugby at St-Lambert 12:45 Women’s hockey at St. Thomas U. (Fredericton) of the game, 7-0 after the first quarter, 10-7 at half time, and 13-7 after 3 quarters. The Diablos scored 18 unanswered points in the 4th quarter. Dan Baronas carried the ball 15 times for 39 yards and a 2-yard run for a touchdown. Placekicker Chris Milo added 2 field goals of 36 and 43 yards and a convert. QB Ryan Kastner completed 10 of 24 passes for 146 yards and 1 interception. Alex Therrien was his favourite target with 4 catches for 69 yards while Simon Bastien-Archambault had 3 catches for 55 yards. The Islanders had 58 yards on the ground with 4 first downs and 146 yards in the air with 4 first downs. Louis-Pierre Clement led the Islander defence with 7 tackles including a QB sack; Nicholas Intscher had 6 tackles and a QB sack. WOMEN’S HOCKEY FIT TO BE TIED On Friday night at home the Lady Islanders skated to a 2-2 tie with College Lafleche from Trois-Rivieres. The Lady Isles are in 6th place with a 0-2-1 record. The Titan led 1-0 after the first period and the third period was scoreless. Melanie Veilleux and Lindsay Deliva each scored a goal. OTHER SCOREES Abbott Lacrosse 5 Bishop’s U. 19 bandersnatch ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○