Common Grounds -coffee beanery

zle says:
Mr. PuZ
“Hey kids! Trying to illegally score booze now
that your out of your parents house? Follow these
simple steps!”
• Choose the appropriate ID in accordance to your preferred gender.
• Cut along the dotted lines. Be sure to also cut
out the picture of Mr. PuZzle... this is your ID,
not his!
• Smear paste on the front of your newly acquired
Baylor student ID.
• Place the incredibly realistic looking driver’s
license on top of your now sticky Baylor ID.
• Enjoy!
Common Grounds
-coffee beanery-
Tired of coffee shops
putting too many
straws in your drinks?
Come to Common
Grounds and they’ll
let you choose how
you want it.
Ph: 254.757.2957
1123 S. 8th St.
Have something that needs to be done, but you
never seem to have the time to get around to it?
Wait no longer! Bear Hands is here for all
your odd jobs. We offer services including,
but not limited to:
furniture moving
personal shopping
dorm and apt. organizing
maid service, etc.
Thinking of something that’s not on the list?
For more services, go to www.BearHands.i8.com
or e-mail us at Phillip_White@baylor.edu
BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL!!
Mention this ad and get 20.06%
off your first service.
Poppa Rollos
pizza pie and beer parlor
“Don’t be scared, Marla... you can get some
sausage at Poppa Rollo’s tomorrow.”
Ph: 254.776.6776
703 N. Valley Mills
Keko Muckity Muck! Keko Muckity Muck!
Mene Mene Tekle Upharsin! Satch on, Bro.
Long NoZe, Satch! HRGS! BMMC!
Welcome to Baylor University! We here at the
Noble NoZe Brotherhood (Satch!) know how
exciting the first year of your college experiance can be. To make the transition from your
parent’s house to the dorm room smoother, we
have put together this pamphlet of information.
In the event that any of this information actually has any pertinance, please consult Baylor
Counseling Services, whose number
can be found inside. Satch on!
The NoZe Brotherhood
guide to Waco churches
“Suggestions for this Sunday”
First Baptist Church of Waco
Go to church with
Baylor President John
Lilley! Wake up early
and say “Hi!” to him
during the 6:30 a.m.
senior’s service!
Antioch Community Church
Go to Antioch and join
a LifeGroup! Attend the
Kool-Aid Potluck Party
in the foyer at 12:30!
Students of the Seven Seals
Founded in the ashes of
the Waco compound, this
new church is sure to raise
federal awareness. Be a
part of a church from the
beginning!
Numbers to Know
Toilet seat recovery For a good time For a mediocre time For a waste of time Your President Planned Parenthood Big man on campus
Baylor Counseling Center Bear poop cleanup
Antioch Community Church
254.710.1715
254.751.1212
713.542.7180
254.710.1711
202.456.1111
254.759.5772
254.710.4082
254.710.2467
254.710.3322
254.753.0802
Think Facebook’s
Totally Cool?
Then you need to visit
www.TheNoZe.org!
?
(It’s the latest fad amoung college aged individuals on
or around Baylor campus)
Did you know...
?
The girl/guy you met in
your min-con group isn’t
going to call you back.
?
Class attendance
requirements are
optional.
?
?
Your CL is only pretending
to be your friend.
?
Endlessly quoting
“Family Guy” doesn’t
make you funny.
Santa Anna
popularized
chewing gum.
?
There’s just enough
time in Chapel to
watch a commercial
free episode of
Dawson’s Creek.
Everyone has stories
from high school, and
nobody cares to hear
yours.
?
?
Not sure what to wear? Need help getting rid of
that “weird friend” hanging around you? Get
advice from the NoZe head honcho!
Dear
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Lorde
Dear Lorde Mayor,
This campus is confusing... what’s the
fastest way to get from Pat Neff to Carroll Science?
~Lost on Campus
Dear North Russell Resident,
That’s a question to ask David Lyle Jefferies, not me.
Dear Lorde Mayor,
If I offer to buy the baby oil and needlenose pliers for that Collins girl I met, will she..?
~Confused in Corsicana
Dear Penland Freshman,
Yeah..she probably will. But she’ll expect you to go with her to church the next day.
Dear Lorde Mayor,
Every year at Welcome Week you pass
out a pamphlet... Try something new and original next time.
~Back in my day...
Dear Fourth Year Freshman,
It’s nice to know that not everyone reading this will need to use the fake IDs we generously offered.