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Phone 250-428-2828
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms
will travel thousands of miles, against
prevailing winds for the opportunity to
rain on a tent.
-Dave Barry
—————————————————My wife and I went to a “Dude Ranch”
while in Texas. The cowboy preparing
the horses asked if she wanted a
Western or English saddle, and she
asked what the difference was. He told
her one had a horn and one didn’t.
“Well,” she replied, “the one without the
horn is fine. I don’t expect we’ll run into
too much traffic.”
—————————————————A note left for a pianist from his wife:
“Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a
Minuet.”
—————————————————One of the unshakable laws of parenting: A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
—————————————————Weight gain can be something that just
sort of snacks up on you.
—————————————————I can’t dial 911. there is no 11 on my
phone.
New Deputy
There was a sheriff looking for a new
deputy, and a redneck went in to apply
for the job. “OK,” said the sheriff, “what
is 1+1?” The redneck thought for a
minute, and finally said “11.” The sheriff then asked, “What two days of the
week start with the letter T?” The redneck says, “That’s easy, today and
tomorrow.” The sheriff said, “Now the
last question, who killed Abraham Lincoln?” The redneck thought really hard,
and at last said, “I don’t know.” The
sheriff smiled and said, “Well, why
don’t you go home and work on that.”
So the redneck went home and his
wife asked him how it went. The redneck replied, “Great! He already put
me on a murder case!”
—————————————————Failure is not an option! It comes bundled with the software.
Are you looking for warm, loving, respite care from
qualified people in an approved home?
Any day of the week, anytime times.
(4 hour minimum) Call 250-428-2448
Prime Billboard
Advertising Space
Hwy 3/95 Yahk
250-254-5596
Summer Fun for Your Kids on...
Nana’s and Papa’s Farm (10 min from town)
Criminal record checks & CPR.
ONLY 3 SPOTS LEFT FOR FULL WEEKS!
$35 day rate….art days, music & nature,
kayaking days on pond, etc. Lots of outside
play. Only well behaved children
(not perfect-just good listeners) welcome.
Call for details 250-428-2448
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Serving Creston for over 20 Years
Barber, Stylist, Lash & Nail Tech
Julia Vanderloos
Cosmetologist
250-431-8258
$15 off Colour Services*
$5 off Hair Cuts*
at Fancy That Hair & Body Salon
Located behind Ricky’s All Day Grill
(* Expires August 1st. Discount only applied if booked
with Julia Vanderloos, cannot be combined with any
other offer. Other stylists in the salon are not allowed
to accept this coupon.)
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office will be CLOSED
Friday June 3rd
Custom Sewing
& Alterations
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
Kids’ Day: Especially for the young and
young-at-heart! Creson Museum, Saturday, June 11, 10:00-4:00. Admission by
donation.
crestonmuseum@telus.net or 250-428-9262. 23
Creston Valley Garden Tour
This year’s tour will once again be hosted
by the Creston Valley Garden Club. Come
visit 8-9 beautiful gardens from Creston to
Kitchener on June 11. The creative gardeners of both small town lots and large
park-like settings have plenty to show.
Extensive floral and vegetable gardens
including water features and an outdoor
model train are just some of the garden
treasures waiting to be seen. Tickets will
be available in mid May at the Creston
Chamber of Commerce and at Black bear
Books, for $10. A bus tour including a
light lunch will also be available for $25.
Contact the Chamber early to reserve your
bus seat.
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Are you affected by someone else’s
drinking? The Al-Anon group are considering dissolving. Are you interested in
keeping it alive? Contact 250-428-2383. 29
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25¢ each. Each Bolded word 50¢
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classifieds.* exception-farming,
if no similar display advertiser.
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accept or reject* any ad
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
“BLACK”
WORD SEARCH
Local’ Week, Creston Museum: June 6-10,
10:00-7:00, $2 admission for all locals!
crestonmuseum@telus.net or 250-428-9262. 23
MS Support Group meets last Monday of the
month at the United Church.
For info call Ken Chubb 250-428-7737
or email: kschubb@msn.com
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West Creston Hall and/or grounds. Weddings, parties, meetings, reunions, etc. Full
kitchen facilities. www.westcreston.info
or phone Leona 250-402-6643
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Alcoholics Anonymous 422-7th Ave N,
(Anglican Church basement) Monday
11am (closed), Wednesday 8pm (closed),
Friday 8pm (open), 250-428-9679 or
250-435-1370.
315-15th Ave. N (Lutheran Church office),
Saturday 7pm (open)
Contact 250-428-7064.
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New Horizons Seniors Rotacrest:
DANCING– monthly dinner/dance (Hans
Bissig 428-3365) dancing Tues afternoons
2-4pm (Bob Holmes 428-8985). POOL–
Tues, Wed, Fri, Sun, 1pm. CRIB– Tue 710pm (Keith Forseth -428-2255). MOTION THERAPY– Mon/Thurs, 10-11am
(Audry 428-9688). COFFEE/CAKE Wed
10-11am (Roger 428-3403). BRIDGE–
Mon 6-10pm; Tues 9:30am-noon; Wed 610pm; Thurs 1-4pm; Sat 12:30-4pm
(Margaret Roy 428-5406). All activities in
Upper Hall except Pool.
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ASP, CROW, MONOCHROME,
GOAT, MOURN, MOUSE,
MULEDEER, MUSKOX, MUSSEL,
OCELOT, ORIOLE, PANDA,
PEKOE, PENGUIN, PEPPER,
PETROLEUM, PITCH, POWER,
PUFFIN, RACCOON, RAVEN,
SABLE, SHADE, SHEEP,
SHINER, SKUNK, SOOT,
SPADE, TUXEDO, WIDOW,
ZEBRA.
T A O G N I A T N U O M N N R
E P E N G U I N W R K I R E Y
X M H R H K M R W O F U E M C
T H O D L O N E A F R D P U L
T U H R U E M U U C E C P S M
M T X S H U L P K L C S E K U
O O E E S C J O U S A O P O E
U O Q S D E O M I A O H O X L
R S E K E O O N R R W C S N O
N L A D N A P K O R O T H E R
S H I N E R U S E M H I A D T
Explore Canada!
R A V E N X S W A P V P D A E
SIMPLY TRAVEL 428-2843
W I D O W P H K M Q L A K S C
Call Wendi for some great ideas!!
wlengyell@tpi.ca CPBC reg. # 50105
O P E E H S O A R B E Z E P P
D U T O L E C O T L I E X P W
LETTER TILES: Unscramble the letter tiles to reveal a message.
* example-derogatory inferences
W.H. EXCAVATING
Clean Erickson
FILL SAND
$160
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Single axle load
Will Heykamp 250-402-9528
Jack Hammer ● Excavator ● Bobcat
Auger ● Dump Truck ● Fence Posts
This Last Issue Answer: Age may wrinkle the face,
but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
OVERHEAD DOOR
Company of Creston
Gordon Hegland
250-402-9818
♦Residential
♦Commercial
For ALL Repairs
& Service Needs
3/4 Crush Gravel
Bedding Sand
Top Soil
Competitive Prices!
428-1834 or 254-1834
FUN PAPE—Creston’s most read free paper
Melissa went up to her college professor, ready to contest the grade she
received in the class. “I don’t understand why my grade was so low. How
did I do on my research paper?” After
staring at her with a blank look, the
professor responded. “Actually, you
didn’t turn in a research paper. You
turned in a random assemblage of sentences. In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of night
and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to
be placed on the pages against their
will. Reading your paper was like
watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable
people interacting at a cocktail party
that no one wanted to attend in the first
place. You didn’t submit a research
paper. You submitted a hostage situation.”
—————————————————Can you yell “MOVIE!” in a crowded
fire station?
—————————————————Answer to Fallen Phrase:
page 3
VACATION
BIBLE SCHOOL
Criss Cross Puzzle
ANSWERS ON PAGE 6
“The Creator is My Friend”
Bring your friends for an
exciting journey through the
seven days of creation!
For Ages 4-12 years Old
♦ Activities
♦ Creative Crafts
♦ Bible Stories
♦ Health Adventure
♦ Memory Fun
♦ Science Experiments
Mon-Fri July 11-15
9am-12noon
Seventh-day Adventist
Church
713 Cavell St
Please register early:
Ruth 250-428-9393 or
Mavis 250-431-9080
ACROSS
3.”I” PROBLEM
4.TYPE OF SKIRT
6.MEDITERRANEAN
DOWN
1.BOUNCE BACK, IN A WAY
2.MRS. IN GERMANY
3.SUPPORT
5.LIKE SUPERMAN’S VISION
—FIREWOOD —
Cut ♦ Split ♦ Delivered
Larch: $200 cord $125 ½ cord
Call Brian 250-431-8105
New Installations ♦ Renovations
Drain Cleaning ♦ Hot water Tanks
Frozen Water Lines
24 Hour Emergency Service
NO HORSE LEFT BEHIND
Equine Float Special
$180 includes exam, sedation and teeth float
Equine Wellness Special
$198.13 includes exam, fecal float, blood collection,
equine health screen and complete blood count.
Additional horses $146.33 each
Equine Wellness Special Add-ons:
Sheath cleans $40.99
Routine teeth float $105.49
An ounce
of prevention
is worth a
pound of cure.
Equine Vaccines 10% off
Equine De-wormers 15% off
Specials offered until August 31st!
Creston Veterinary Hospital Your Hometown Vet!
1605 Dogwood St.
250-428-9494
www.crestonvet.com
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Lenny Craig
Home Improvements
Fun pape page 4
Fallen Phrase
answer pg3
stucco
Additions
Renovations
Roofing
General home repair
250-254-0197
lennycraighomeimprovements.ca
SCRAP KING TOWING
Serving Creston & Salmo
24 Hr Towing ●Light & Heavy Towing
Free Vehicle Removal
BCAA Approved Road Assistance
250-428-2323
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ROOFING
Asphalt & Metal Roofing
Local References
Available
Quote by Herbert Hoover
REAL ESTATE & FOR RENT
Free Estimates
Call Dean
428-5123
Cell 402-9432
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Wanted: Seeking 1-2 months condo/trailer/
mobile in US southwest—winter 2017. Non
smoker/non drinker. Creston seniors. Refs.
One small pet. 250-428-7333.
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For Sale: Three bedroom, one bath, 1200 sq ft
home with garage on one acre in Lister,
$250,000. 428-9884.
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Arrow Creek Construction. We build decks.
Call Joe 250-254-0274.
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REAL ESTATE & FOR RENT
For Sale: Waterfront w/view, 1.2 acres, 3 bedroom, 1 bath, 1100 sq ft home in Kitchener.
$149,900. 250-428-5913.
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For Sale: 5 yr old energy efficient house. Hardwood floors, 2 bdrm, 2 baths (one w/walk-in
tub), washer & dryer on main floor. 2 bdrm, bath
& large rec room & storage down. Price
$409,000 firm. 1620 Alder St, Creston BC. View
by appointment only. 250-428-8751.
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For Sale: 2 bedroom mobile, extensively renovated, 2 outbuildings with power, .72 acres,
$138,000. Jack 428-5546.
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For Sale: Completely renovated/upgraded 14x66
mobile home in Antique Mobile Home Park,
reduced to $69,900. Please call for viewing
250-428-0664 or 250-428-5555.
23
For Sale: 2 bedroom house, large lot, next to
Crown land and creek, $154,000.
Jack 250-428-5546.
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For Rent: Suite, 5 min from town. W/D, F/S,
utilities incl. Looking for mature individual. References required. $650/mth. 428-7618.
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For Rent: Shared accommodations, 3 bdrm
house. Hydro & cable included. $600 /mth.
250-402-3699.
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For Sale: 14’X80’ mobile home. 2 bathroom, 3
bedroom. New HW tank; self clean oven stove
with glass top. Efficient nat gas furnace. New
exterior deck. Tool shed. Can be viewed at #10
Scotties MHP Creston. Just reduced to $53,000.
250-428-9145.
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For Rent: One bedroom suite in Erickson. F/S,
W/D, no smoking, no pets, no partiers. Only
responsible people need apply. Senior’s preferred. Available June 1st, $675/mth +DD.
Utilities and internet incl. 250-428-5293 or
250-428-9933.
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For Sale: Serviced lot, approx 90 x 100.
428-7061.
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For Sale: 2 bedroom house. Perfect starter or
retirement. 5 min walk to shopping, parks &
schools. Recently renovated. On corner lot. Basement, 7 appliances incl. Drive by 918 Ibbitson,
then call 250-428-0017. Asking $165,000. 29
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Every pet deserves basic medical care and our
preventative programs can make that happen.
Please call us for details on our competitively priced
Spay/Neuter/Vaccination Preventative Programs.
Check out our website for hours & monthly specials.
Keep Calm...
and Read
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For Your 1966 & Older
Dollars, 50¢, Quarters
& Dimes. Ask about 67’s & US
Call for appt. 428-2828
Sudoku
The rules of Sudoku are simple.
Place a digit from 1 to 9 in each empty cell
so every row, every column, and every 3 x 3
box contains the digits 1 to 9. Have Fun!!!
Answer on page 7,9 or11.
for more info go to: www.softubcanada.com
Disclaimer: Un-credited stories are from a variety of
sources and are believed to be public domain. If you
hold a copyright on any of these materials please
inform us so we may give the proper credit.
NEON LIGHTS.
Next Deadlines
Classified ads: Friday June 10, 4pm
Display ads: Thursday June 9, 4pm
Fun Pape 250-428-2828
Fun pape Page 5
Answer to Rebus Puzzle
A man goes into a drug store and asks
the pharmacist if he can give him
something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps
the man’s face. “What did you do that
for?” the man asks. “Well, you don’t
have the hiccups anymore, do you?”
The man exclaims, “I don’t have the
hiccups! My wife does!”
—————————————————A traffic policeman recently stopped a
woman for exceeding the posted
speed limit. He asked the driver her
name. She said, “I’m Mrs. Ladislav
Abdulkhasim Zybkcicraznovskaya from
the republic of Uzbekistan visiting my
daughter here. The policeman put
away his ticket book and pen, and
said, “Well…..OK…..but don’t let me
catch you speeding again.
—————————————————My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10
pounds. Only 15 to go.
—————————————————Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons &
tomatoes. Really just one big, round
crouton covered with tomato sauce.
And cheese. FINE, it was pizza. I ate a
pizza.
—————————————————How to prepare tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some meat.
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Cell phones bring you closer to the
person far from you, but takes you
away from the ones sitting next to you.
—————————————————It’s hard to make a comeback when
you haven’t been anywhere.
Clean and Comfor table…
Call 250-489-4600 or 1-888-489-4600
Portable Toilet & Shower
Rental & Servicing
RV & Boat Tank Pumping
Septic Tank Pumping
Call Paige
428-4053 or
Cell 428-6256
AUCTION
Saturday June 11, 10am
Rotacrest Hall at Rec Center
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Full-Cycle Bookkeeping
Government Remittances
Property Caretaking
Carryanne Olfert
250-254-0805
When in Cranbrook stay at the Inn
♦ 46 Spacious Rooms,
Suites & Kitchenettes
♦ Free Deluxe
Continental Breakfast
♦ A/C, Cable TV,
Free WiFi
♦ Jacuzzi; Adjoining &
Triple Rooms
♦ Senior & Corporate
1908 Cranbrook St N Rates
Biffy in a Jiffy
Dean Bala
Mortgage Broker
Producers West Financial
Great Rates
Flexible Schedule
Over 90 Lenders!
250-402-3903
dean_bala@yahoo.com
www.deanbala.com
Contents of Complete 3 Bedroom
Household - owner moving
King size bedroom set. Light oak china
cabinet. Computer desk. Yellow birch
table & 8 chairs. Lazy boy chair.
Glasses. Silverware. Linen. Bedding.
Office supplies. Dog cages. Too much
household misc to advertise. Collectibles. Assorted tools. Office chair. End
tables. Treadle sewing machines.
Typewriters. 3 fishing nets. Lag bolts.
Necklaces. And more...
“Complete list unavailable at press time”
Some consignments accepted
until sale time.
10% BUYERS FEE
TERMS: Cash, VISA, MC Lunch by Anna
SNOPEK AUCTION
SERVICE
Joe 250-428-4277 Cell 250-431-8333
CC
CONSTRUCTION
New Construction
Renovations
Bobcat/Mini Hoe Service
Fun pape Page 6
SIMPLY MAZING
ANSWER ON PAGE 10 or 12
From Footings to Finishing
Call Curtis for All Your Building Needs
250-866-6848
JOURNEYMAN CARPENTER
The Fun pape
office will be CLOSED
Friday June 3rd
Answer to Criss Cross Puzzle:
Across:
3.EGO 4.PLEATED
6.SEAS
Down:
1.ECHO 2.FRAU
3.ENDORSE 5.XRAY
Rebus Puzzle
A rebus is a picture representation
of a name, word or phrase.
The puzzle below portrays a common
word or phrase.
Can you guess what it is?
(answer on pg 5)
Tony Mulder Jewellery
& Gifts
KNEE
LIGHTS LIGHTS
Answer to
Math Square
Puzzle:
Quality & Service
Since 1989
Denturists are Denture Specialists
The word denturist means: a person licensed to fabricate and fit dentures to the public. They specialize in the manufacturing of
removable prosthetics. Denturists have a professional designation of Registered Denturist (RD).
In BC, after graduating with a diploma, denturist students must intern for a specific period and submit a portfolio of complete and
successful patient cases as part of the licensing criteria. Registered Denturists have passed the government regulatory body exams.
You do not need a referral from another health professional to consult with a denturist although a denturist CAN refer you
to other health care professionals. Vladimir Lysenko at Creston Denture Clinic fabricates dentures on premises,
ensuring quality control and care.
Most Denturist fees may be covered by various dental plans such as:
The Department of Veteran Affairs, Ministry of Human resources (Social Services),
NIHB (First nations and Inuit Health Branch), Unions and assorted other private insurers.
EXAMS, CARE and MAINTENANCE:
MEDICAL/DENTAL HISTORY-Updating your medical and dental history is an important part of your
patient file. Changes in your and/or dental health may affect the fit and function of your dentures.
ORAL CAVITY-Yearly exams can assist in detecting oral abnormalities.
TISSUE and BONE-changes in tissue and bone can occur for a number of reasons. Ill fitting dentures
may also cause changes. The Denturist can assess and recommend solutions for you to consider.
FIT and FEEL of DENTURES-Poor fitting dentures can lead to bite problems, speech impediments
and tissue irritations. Leaving this condition unchecked can lead to complicated solutions in the future.
CARE and MAINTENANCE ENTAILS: medical and dental history chart updating, yearly exams of
oral cavity, tissue and bone assessment, denture stability, correct bite and integrity, clean and
polish your denture at your request, review oral hygiene care, counseling you concerning any
procedures, present or future.
Dentures should be rebased every 2-3 years and replaced every 5-10 years.
Creston Denture Clinic 250-428-4700 127-11th Ave. N. (across from Credit Union)
Trick Questions Part 1 answers pg8
1. How many times can you subtract
the number 5 from 25?
2. A taxi driver was called to take a
group of passengers to the train
station. The station is normally an
hour away, but with traffic being
extra heavy, it took a full hour and
a half. On the return trip the traffic
was still as heavy and yet it took
only 90 minutes. Why?
3. How could you rearrange the letters in the words “new door” to
make one word? Note: there is
only one correct answer.
4. Even if they are starving, natives
living in the Arctic will never eat a
penguin’s egg. Why not?
5. Which is correct to say: “The yolk
of an egg are white” or “The yolk of
an egg is white?”
6. In Medicine Hat, AB, you cannot
take a picture of a man with a
wooden leg. Why not?
7. There were an electrician and a
plumber waiting in line for admission to the “International Home
Show.” One of them was the father
of the other’s son. How could this
be possible?
8. After the new Canon Law that took
effect on November 27, 1983,
would a Roman Catholic man be
allowed to marry his widow’s sister?
—————————————————Next Deadlines:
Classified ads: Friday June 10, 4pm
Display ads: Thursday June 9, 4pm
Kepke Excavating
& Landscaping
Call Ron Kepke
Ph 250-428-4306 Cell 250-428-1973
Fun pape Page 7
Tired of having to balance his wife
Abby’s cheque book, Harry made a
deal with her; he would only look at it
after she had spent a few hours trying
to wrestle it into shape. Only then
would he lend his expertise. The following night, after spending hours
pouring over stubs and figures, Abby
said proudly, “There! I've done it!. I
made it balance!” Impressed, Harry
came over to take a look. “Let’s see,
mortgage $950, power $72.75, phone
$35.16.” His brow wrinkled as he read
the last entry. “It says here ESP
$471.88. What is that?”
“Oh,” she said, That means Error
Some Place.”
—————————————————I just did a week’s worth of cardio after
walking into a spider web.
—————————————————I don’t mean to brag but….I finished
my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
ROOFING
WOLFGANG
STIEF
250-431-8692
Free Estimates
HOSPITAL TUCK SHOP
Father’s Day
BBQ Aprons &
Pot Holders!
Open Mon-Fri 9-3
250-428-2286 ext 3127
312-15th Ave. N.
Hospital Main Entrance
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A recent study has found that women
who carry a little extra weight live
longer than men who mention it.
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THE BILL OF RIGHTS
(void where prohibited by law)
Need to advertise?
Short on Funds?
This size Display ad...
One Issue $22+GST
Two Issues $36+GST
Licensed Automotive Technician
Ticketed Tire Technicians ● Locally Owned
Service Truck ● Farm Service ● Calcium Fill
Most Major Brands Available
250-428-2000 918 Pine St
Turn East at the Grain Elevators
(Each issue two weeks long)
Local
&
Long
Distance
Moving
House
&Yard
Maintenance
Res: 428
428--7179
Ph: 428
428--6701
CONCRETE
“All Your Concrete Needs”
Professional Concrete
Placing & Finishing
IAN 250-402-8639
Legion Events 428-4252
Water Well Drilling
● Pump Testing & Sales
● Water Treatment
● Geo-Tech Drilling
Licensed Professional Driller - Chris Barling
Ph 250-428-0137
wildwestdrilling@gmail.com
References Available 24 Hour Service
June 4-Silent Auction
June 5-Pancake Breakfast 8:30am-noon $5
June 6-Veteran’s Lunch 12noon
All Veterans (not necessarily Legion members) ,
RCMP, firemen, and border guards are invited.
All spouses/caregivers are included.
Call 428-3047 or 402-6867 for reservations.
June 10-Friday Night Supper 6pm
BBQ Ribs with all the trimmings
Advance Tickets only, $15
June 18-Saturday Night Dance
Music by Midnite Special
June 25-Steak BBQ
Advance Tickets only, $12
—-Free delivery in the Creston Valley—-
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10 Year Workmanship Warranty
Interior & Exterior Painting, Siding,
Renovations, Decks.
FREE ESTIMATES♦FULLY INSURED
250-435-0027
topqualityroofing@live.ca
Smart Service. Great Products.
Window Shades ♦ Phantom Screens
Aluminum Railing
DURADEK Waterproof Decking
Tile ♦ Vinyl ♦ Laminate
Hardwood ♦Carpet
Serving Creston Valley since 1984
1518 NW Blvd 250-428-2426
www.nufloorscreston.ca
Valley View Baptist Church
“Where the View is Eternal”Jude 21
SUNDAY
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Trick Questions Part 1 ANSWERS
1. Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20.
2. An hour and a half is 90 minutes.
3. “one word.”
4. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
5. Neither. The yolk of an egg is yellow.
6. You have to take a picture of a
man with a camera, not with a
wooden leg.
7. They are husband and wife.
8. He can’t because he’s dead.
—————————————————Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher,
posed the following problem to one of
her math classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten
million dollars. One fifth is to go to his
wife, one fifth is to go to his son, one
sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now what does each one get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, little Morris raised his hand. The
teacher called on Morris for his answer. With complete sincerity in his
voice, little Morris answered, “A good
lawyer.”
—————————————————The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy. “Isn’t it
rather complicated for a small boy?”
she asked the sales clerk. “It’s designed to adjust the child to live in today’s world, ma’am,” the shop assistant replied. “So basically, any way he
tries to put it together is wrong.”
—————————————————Remember back when we were kids
and every time it was –10c out they
closed the school? Me neither.
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A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep
sigh, started to climb. About an hour
later, he reached a very high branch
and walked along to the end. He
turned and spread all four flippers and
launched himself off the branch. On
landing at the bottom in a pile of soft,
dead leaves, he shook himself off,
walked back to the bottom of the tree
and with a sigh started to climb again.
About an hour later, he again reached
the very high branch, walked along,
turned, spread his flippers and flung
himself off the branch. Again he
landed on the bottom, shook himself
off, went to the bottom of the tree,
sighed and started climbing. Watching
these proceedings from the end of the
branch were two birds. The momma
bird turned to daddy bird and said,
“Don’t you think it’s time we told him
he was adopted?”
—————————————————I just read a report that stated last year
4,153,237 people got married...I don’t
want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t
that be an even number?
—————————————————A son challenged his father to a game
of golf. The son was determined to
beat his father in golf for the first time.
On the very first swing, the father got a
hole in one. “Okay, nice shot dad,”
said the son, thinking quickly on his
feet. “Now I will take my practice shot
and then we will start.”
—————————————————Hard work will pay off later.
Laziness pays off now!
—————————————————To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is
the question….or is it?
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Also “K” Cups for your “Keurig”
Stop by and check us out!
Located across from Fire Hall
Open Wed & Sat 10-2
250-428-5282
WANTED
Wanted: Unwanted garden hose. Free or cheap.
Prefer few/no holes. 250-402-3124.
23
Wanted: Doll house, any condition, any size, for
inner-child senior’s program. Giveaway only.
428-2360.
27
Wanted: 22in large wheeled push lawnmower,
and 14in Toyota Corolla wheels, 1998-2000.
866-5747.
23
Wanted: Metal arbors and/or gazebo frames,
panels, parts & pieces, any condition. Also
wanted patio slabs, cement blocks & bricks, any
amount, any size or color. Also looking for wood
screen doors. Cheap is good, free is better.
250-428-7492 leave message.
27
Wanted: Boys, 8 & 11, looking for fishing accessories (tackle etc) for cast fishing, and any
geology or lapidary items (rocks, tools, books,
etc.) 1-250-999-8013. (Canyon)
23
Wanted: somebody who can service a
Craftsman 10in belt drive tablesaw.
Call Bob 250-428-9407.
23
Wanted: Gas chainsaw, 21in+ bar, and any
Dewalt cordless 20v tools.
1-250-999-8013. (Canyon)
23
Wanted: Rototiller or replacement engine, for
therapy for grandma - soon! 250-421-6370. 23
Wanted: ASAP female 1-2 yr old Pomeranian.
Leave message 250-421-7531 or call
250-427-2773.
23
Wanted: 5-10 gal light grey latex stain.
428-2828.
25
Wanted: Looking for horse pasture in Creston
area for 6-8 horses, seasonal or year-round.
250-225-3551.
29
Wanted: will pick up any old electric motors
working or not, all aluminum and copper.
Art 428-0203.
23
Wanted: 4ft single tube fluorescent fixture,
industrial/plain-not fancy one. 428-2828.
25
Wanted: Coin collections, silver coins, gold
coins, bars, plus anything gold or silver.
Todd 1-250-864-3521.
51
Wanted: Mulch hay, still in bales, delivered to
Erickson. Call Cindy 428-2828.
19
Wanted: 8x8x16 new cinder/building blocks,
cheap or free. 428-2360.
25
Wanted: Wrought iron railing, 6ft long pieces,
max 4in spindle spacing. 250-428-2828.
17
Wanted: Hard or soft guitar case, in good condition.428-2360.
13
Wanted: Set of 4 good/excellent winter tires
P235/55R17. 428-2828 ask for Ed.
27
Wanted: 6 or more “good” used 6 volt golf cart
(deep cycle) batteries. 428-2828.
3
Wanted: Chainsaws, any age, any make, or just
parts, for future chainsaw museum. Donations
are welcome. Non-profit venture by seniors.
428-2360.
kg
Wanted: Looking for the following magazine
back issues, will pay 25¢ea and up—
Countryside, Backwoods Home, Backwoodsman, Back Home, New Pioneer, Architectural
Digest, Dwell. Also 1960’s and older Popular
Science, Popular Mechanics, Mechanix Illustrated. 428-2828.
13
Wanted: Flat plate solar hot water collectors (not
evacuated tube type). 428-2828.
37
Will pick up unwanted/non-working solar collectors, wind generators, cordless mowers, med/
large propane tanks, Lister or China diesels/
gensets, deep cycle/golf cart batteries, inverters,
electric tractors etc-any condition. 428-2828
Ask for Ed 428-2828.
49
Wanted: grey vinyl siding and trim pieces and
light grey soffitting & fascia. Ed 428-2828. 13
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Extra words 25¢ea. *Per issue (2 weeks)
You have not, because
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Try a “Wanted ad” today!
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Fun pape Page 9
Math Square
“Let us clean the mess so
you don’t have to!”
answers on pg. 6
Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.
Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation.
Remember order of operations; multiplication and
division are done before addition and subtraction.
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or call us at 250-428-5593
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Creston New Horizons Seniors Society
invites you to join us for
Pancake Breakfast
Sunday, June 12th
8:30am-12noon
Rotacrest Hall
(located at South
end of Rec Centre
parking lot)
$5 person
~ Everyone Welcome! ~
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Gleaners
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Gleaners Too
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Food Bank
Tues & Fri: 9am-1pm
Gate Hours
Mon-Fri: 6:40am-4pm
Sat & Sun: 12noon-4pm
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Volunteers needed and welcomed!
Fun pape Page 10
After participating in a nutritional health
class, my 16 year old daughter, Sarah,
encouraged her sisters to try whole
grain breads and whole wheat pasta,
and complained if we were having anything that looked too processed. At
dinner time one evening, she entered
the kitchen, spied the food on the
plates and boldly asked: “Are those
whole wheat potatoes?”
—————————————————As a kid, parent-teacher conferences
were embarrassing and awkward for
me and my parents. My teacher made
my parents write on the blackboard
one hundred times, “We will not have
any more children.”
—————————————————A man parks his bicycle nearby the
Parliament house and walks on. A police constable stops him and asks,
“Why did you park your bicycle here?
Don’t you know it is a VIP road and all
parliamentarians and senators pass by
here?” Man replied, “Don’t you worry
about it, I locked my bicycle.”
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Display ads: Thursday June 9, 4pm
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104-12th Ave. S
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Double Puzzle Answers
ANSWER
TO
SIMPLY
MAZING
I may not be that funny or athletic or
good looking or smart or talented…..
I forgot where I was going with this.
—————————————————A thief broke into my house last
night….he started searching for money
so I woke up and searched with him.
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at Magnuson Hotel
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Landscape Designs
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Lawn Repair & Installation
250-431-8142 or 250-431-8092
NO JOB TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL
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Haircuts $16, Kids $10
Happiness is converting existence into
living. Learn to live your life and not
merely exist.
—————————————————Kids today don’t know how easy they
have it. When I was young, I had to
walk 9 feet through shag carpet to
change the TV channel.
—————————————————My boss told me to have a good day….
so I went home.
Just Nails, Trim, File $16
Soak, Trim & File $26
Massage, Soak, File, Trim $36
Polish $10
ARROWCREEK
use the marked letters to solve the second puzzle.
Answer on pg. 8 or 10 or 12
Ca
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Double Puzzle-Unscramble each word. Then
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Be decisive.
Right or wrong make a decision.
The road of life is paved with flat
gophers who couldn’t make a decision.
—————————————————ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday
CONSTRUCTION
Renovations
Flooring
Finishing
Decks
Tile
Additions
Siding
Exterior Paint/Stain
Basement Finishing
Suspended Ceilings
250-254-0274
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KOOTS
Motorcycle Shop
Parts & Service for All
ATV/UTV & Motorcycles
130-15th Ave. N.
250-428-5522
WE SHARPEN MOST ANYTHING!
Scissors ● Pruners ● Lawnmower Blades
Saw Blades ● Handsaws ● Knives and More
Convenient Drop Box Available
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Weedwacking & Mowing
Spring Cleanups ♦ Pruning
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Irrigation Installs & Repairs
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Visit our new office at
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Ro n H u rr y
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Master Goldsmith
MISCELLANEOUS
SILVER PENDANTS & EARRINGS
For Sale: Deer fence, 6 1/2ft high, 150ft length
(roll was $330ft for $400 and we used 180ft.)
Purchased just over a month ago. Asking $125.
250-428-4593.
25
For Sale: Grass fed lamb, full or half, cut &
wrapped, $8/lb + $40 processing. Deposit to
reserve ($100 for half, $200 for full.) Ready end
of October, already going fast!
1-250-999-8013 (Canyon.)
23
For Sale: Artists- Logan mat cutter, model 301-S,
in original box, complete with manual & video.
Like new. New price $148.20—asking $45 obo.
250-428-7572.
23
For Sale: “Western Rawhide” saddle, like new
condition. 250-402-9510.
23
For Sale: Whirlpool all-gas convection range.
Black. Near new, $300 firm. 250-431-9033. 23
For Sale: Troy garden tiller, small older model,
needs tune-up, $80 obo. 250-428-7647.
23
For Sale: transport wheelchair, small wheels, $70.
Commode chair $70. Evolution walker, light
weight, $90. Glider chair w/footstool $80. All in
good condition. Please phone afternoons
250-428-9778.
23
For Sale: House, couch & loveseat, dining table
w/6 chairs, bedroom suite.
Phone to view 250-428-8751.
23
For sale: Pond vacuum with long hoses and attachments. Can also be used in swimming pools.
Original cost $435USD. We no longer have a
pond. Dumps waste water out of hose. $200.
Large dog house purchased from Home Hardware. Sided with vinyl and has shingled roof.
Completely finished, $150. 250-428-0528. 23
Arrow Creek Construction. We renovate.
Call Joe 250-254-0274..
25
For sale: Jurassic Park coin sets-Reduced now
$5 each set, firm. Cool kids gift-includes 5 dinosaur picture coins & little sticker book with dinosaur stickers. New price was $29.95. Fun Pape
office Call if after hours .250-428-2828.
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For Sale: “Wade” glass figurines from Red Rose
tea collectibles. Fun Pape office. Call if after
hours. 250-428-2828.
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July’s Birthstone is RUBY
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1022 Canyon St 250-428-5538
We Buy Old Gold —PAYING MORE!
KOZY
Heating & Sheet Metal
Call Richard for
all your
Heating & Cooling Needs
250-428-2723
New & Retrofit Installations
Heating ● Cooling ● Gas Fitting ● Water Heaters
Boo
Book Your
Firewood
Orders Now!
Sawdust & Kindling available
.
Mountain Park Resort
4020 Hwy 3
250-428-2954
Kootenay Duct Cleaners
& Pressure Washing
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HVAC system clean-outs and
maintenance
Dryer vent clean-outs
Deck, driveway, siding, gutter,
roof and heavy equipment
pressure washing
Basements pumped out
Next Deadlines:
Classified ads: Friday June 10, 4pm
Display ads: Thursday June 9, 4pm
Fun Pape 250-428-2828
4 Corners Matting & Framing
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“Frame a Grad for Dad”
Mark 250-428-0522 or 250-431-8591
www.4cornersmatting-framing.com
250-428-2120
MISCELLANEOUS
For Sale: Four white spoke 15in rims,
$135.
Four TJ 15in rims with center caps, $100.
Four Kawasaki Teryx rims (new) $100.
Two fiberglass canoes (project) $150.
Westward 155 pce tool kit (new) $100.
Craftsman 207 pce tool kit (new) $200.
250-428-9606.
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For Sale: Peavey KB-60 amplifier, $150.
Sony turntable, $85. Panasonic disc player,
$75. 428-5526.
23
For Sale: 15hp Mercury outboard,
15in shank, good condition, $800.
250-428-4176.
23
For Sale: Several refrigerators, ranges,
washer & dryers, all in good condition, in
Creston. Info 250-420-7065.
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For Sale: Young breeding pair Colies,
$600. 250-428-2930.
23
For Sale: Dump truck, single axle, cab over,
$4000. Pull behind motorcycle trailer, $400.
White vinyl siding $200. 428-5559.
23
For Sale: Wiener piglets (Duroc/Berkshire,)
ready June & July. $120 ($60 deposit to reserve.)
1-250-999-8013. (Canyon.)
23
For Sale: NordicTrack E5.9 Elliptical. As new.
Purchased for $1299.99. Includes transferable
5 yr warranty. First $650 takes it! 431-8149. 23
For Sale: 17 Rainbird & Orbit sprinkler heads
plus fittings. Good Deal. 250-431-9033.
23
For Sale: Yard machine self propelled, rear tine
garden cultivator, A1 condition, $500 obo. 10 x
12 garden shed-new , box never opened, $334.
225 Miller buzz box welder with cables plus 30ft
extension cable, can be plugged into dryer outlet,
$225. 250-428-9359.
23
For Sale: Rhubarb plants $10. Rhubarbs stalks
$2/lb. raspberry plants, small $2, med $5. Sunflower plants, 1ft-3/$1. Water Pik water flosser
WP900 (new) $70. 250-402-2037.
23
For Sale: Kenmore electric range, black/SS, self
cleaning, excellent cond, $275. 866-5687.
23
For Sale: 24in Troybilt Horse rototiller, 8 Magnum, c/w plow, $900 obo. 428-5974.
23
Arrow Creek Construction. We build arbors,
trellises, pergolas and decks.
Call Joe 250-254-0274
25
For Sale: Perennials, ornamental grasses, trees
and shrubs. Large clumps priced from $5.
250-428-7797.
23
For Sale: Three roof sections, 12ft x 60ft each,
suitable for hayshed etc. 125,000btu NG furnace
w/ducting. 30lb bags cellulose insulation.
4ft wide x 8ft long x 2ft high hollowed concrete
ramp. 250-900-5482
9kg
Your ad could have
been here!
DUMP RUNS
Call Mark
250-431-8191
A young man applied for a job at a
new factory being built in a nearby
town. He entered the main office,
where the receptionist directed him
down the hall to an office where he
was to be interviewed by the Personnel Officer. After several minutes of
describing and explaining all about the
new factory, the personnel Officer told
the young man, “We need individuals
who are totally responsible.” The
young man grinned and responded:
“Well, I sure qualify. Everywhere I’ve
worked, when something went wrong, I
was always responsible.”
—————————————————“Information? I need the number of
Caseway Insurance Company.”
“Would you spell that, please?”
“Certainly. That’s C as in cadence. A
as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W
as in why. A as in are. And Y as in
you.”
Just a minute, sir. I’ll connect you with
my supervisor.”
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Classified ads: Friday June 10, 4pm
Display ads: Thursday June 9, 4pm
Answers to: Amy’s Spot the
15 Changes
Top girl’s swimsuit. Cloud added. Lower
girl’s hair. Shirt added on boy. Branch
added on right tree. Water drop on left
added. Left buoy smaller. Bird added.
Stripe on right sail missing. Boy’s hat.
Cruise ship changed. Island smaller. Flag
design. Action line on left missing. Flower
added on top girl’s hair.
CRYPTOGRAM
Save Money
Fun pape Page 13
GIVEAWAY
Giveaway: Roller wheels & tracks for
double bench seat swing. 428-2360.
29
GARAGE SALES/YARD SALES
Yard Sale: 3601 Masuch Rd, Erickson.
Thurs, Fri & Sat, June 2nd, 3rd, & 4th. 9-2.
Lots of household items, toys & tools. 23
Garage sale: 308-22 Ave. N., Fri June 3rd,
8-4, Sat June 4th 8-11.
23
Large Yard Sale: Heaters, power saw, chop
saw, beaver pelts, cookers, brush cutter,
grass cutter, exercise bike, antiques, tools,
golf clubs & bags, 500 signature golf balls,
camper supplies, lights. Too many things
to list, something for everyone. 1992 Winnebago 27ft motorhome. June 3 & 4, 8am4pm. No early birds. 1019 10th Ave. S. 23
Moving Sale: Fri & Sat June 3 & 4, 8-?
2127 Hwy 3A (just past Ramada). Rain or
shine. Lots of items!
23
Garage Sale: Sat June 4th, 9-4. 805 16th
Ave S. Lots of variety. No early birds
please.
23
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Work!
ERICKSON
GARAGE
3408 Hwy 3 Erickson
Kerry Clark–Lic. Mechanic
30 yrs Experience
Designated Inspection Facility
We accept VISA●MC●Debit
Mon-Fri 8:30-4:30 250-254-1791
Wheel Alignments ● Brakes
Front End ● General Repairs
TOWING
Whispering pine
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More Effective Digestion ● Regularity
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Whole Body Well Being Improvement
Call Colon Hydrotherapist Vicky Massey
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THE LITTLE DOZER
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Last Issue Answer: A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind
as well as the body. –Benjamin Franklin
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Work
Selective Harvesting
Land Clearing ♦ Driveways
Landscaping ♦ Site Prep
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CONSTRUCTION
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402--8808
Commercial and Residential Welding & Fabrication
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From Heavy Equipment to Shop to Mechanical Gates & More!
allsite.ca Canyon BC 250-644-1323
Journeyman Carpenter
www.djwaldnerconstruction.ca
New Construction ● Renovations
Bobcat Service
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memories of Indian
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Lunch Buffet
Tue-fri 11-2
Sat 12-3
Call 250-428-7713 for
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Jackhammer●Auger
Excavator●Grapple
Dump Truck
Garth Rosvold
Ph 428-7232 Cell 428-1601
C Grant Construction
Quality Construction
Chris Grant —Journeyman Carpenter
hammercnx@hotmail.com
250-402-9855
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VEHICLES and Related Goods
VEHICLES and Related Goods
For Sale: 1982 Prowler 18ft 5th wheel, good
cond, shower, toilet, F/S, awning, hitch, excellent
mattress, no smoking, $2200. 250-424-5438. 25
For Sale: Honda ATV. 2004 Honda Foreman
500 Rubicon. This ATV has it all. Windshield,
winch, front basket, rear storage, gun boot,
thumb & hand warmers. New battery and
brakes. Good tires. Fully automatic transmission
(high & low). Also selectable electric shift.
$3900. 250-428-0528.
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For Sale: 2004 Chev Impala, 4 door, loaded,
beige, low mileage, $4000 obo. Black metal
truck canopy, 52in x 80in, fits mid size truck box,
$500 obo. 428-7975.
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For Sale: 1993 Freightliner tandem dump truck,
18 spd, Cummins diesel, $18,000.
250-428-9393.
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For Sale: 1974 MGB, 1600cc, 4 spd. Has had
some restoration-not complete. Low mileage.
Good condition, $7500 obo. 428-7618.
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For Sale: 1989 Thompson #19 Cutlass 19ft
open bow boat. Seats 8, excellent interior.
Comes with Hummingbird fish finder downrigger, two way radio, two man riding tube,
stainless ski pole, 4.3 Mercruiser with new water
manifolds, water impeller, and prop. Leg oil
freshly changed. “Stand up” top, storage tarp,
two fishing rod holders in open bow. 10hp
Honda kicker with electric start (seldom used).
Prop wrench, hand oil pump for filling leg. Everything is in excellent condition!!! Asking $8500
obo. 428-0664.
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For Sale: 1994 Ford F150, 336,000km, single
cab, long box, some rust, many new parts.
Hunter’s special, $2000 obo. 250-254-1053. 23
For Sale: Ford tractor 8N, runs well, looks good,
new paint, new battery, good rubber. $2100 obo.
250-424-5331.
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For Sale: 1991 24ft TravelMate 5th wheel trailer,
good condition, everything works, $3500 obo.
Call Bob 250-428-8985.
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For Sale: 1993 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo, V8
eng, AWD, no rust, exc cond, good rubber. Great
gift for grad or caretaker. 177,000km, $3799.
250-254-1340.
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For Sale: Ford industrial 420 tractor, 65hp, loader
& bucket, pallet forks, pto, ROPS, 3 point hitch,
1530 hrs. Excellent condition, $12,500.
John 250-428-5535.
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For sale: Combo– 1997 Ram club cab 1500,
4x4, 98,000km, and 1998 5th wheel, 23.5ft, hard
shell, solar, elec legs. Both in good shape, many
extras. $12,500. 250-428-9688 (Creston.)
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For Sale: 1974 GMC 5000, new motor. Winch,
dump bed. Set up as a wood hauler. $6500 or
partial trade or w.h.y. 250-428-2930.
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For Sale: 2015 8½ft x 20ft Continental cargo
trailer, $8500. 2015 8½ft x 16ft Continental
cargo trailer, $7500. Both almost new-only
pulled 1000 miles. 250-219-2278. (Located in
Creston)
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For Sale: 1998 Ford F150, 4x4, 4.2L, 5 spd,
170,000km, short box, reg cab, canopy, new
tires, $4200 obo. 428-9884.
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Arrow Creek Construction. We will finish your
basement. Call Joe 250-254-0274.
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For Sale: Nissan 3.5hp outboard motor. 1961
Willy Jeep, w/heater & cab. 1977 19ft Taurus
camper trailer. 250-428-8622.
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For Sale: 69 Chev front body clip w/rad support,
no grill, good shape, $200. 97 Chev front body
clip w/rad support, no grill, good shape, $200. 97
Chev “short box” Fleetside w/tailgate, good
shape, $500. 80’s Mercedes Benz body, glass &
trim, 450 SLC. Two Chev 350 TBI engines, low
kms. Two 700 R4 transmissions, 2wd, low kms,
$150 ea. 16ft fiberglass canoe, clean, $350. 80
Ford short box step side, runs good, 302, 4 spd,
fair cond, $500. 2000 Dakota R/T front suspension, complete, low kms, all parts-rotor to rotor,
$250. Several “70’s” Chev 350 4 bolt engines.
Several Rat Rod bodies. Several LT-1 4 bolt
blocks. Small 4 stroke engines, 8-18 hp. 340/400
snowmobile engine. 80 Jaguar hood, fenders &
grill, good cond, $150. Large school bus, empty
interior, great for camper/moving truck,
75,000mi, new brakes & tires, big block Chev, 5
spd, no damage, dents or rust, clean, $5500 obo.
94 black, one owner 2dr Lincoln MK 8 coupe,
independent suspension w/air-ride, full load,
black leather, sun roof, comes with $2000 summers & winters on rims ( new) minty cond, excellent condition, great car, serviced regularly
and garage kept since new, X California car, no
dents, no rust, $5500 obo. “New” 70 GM 400
stroker.
Cell 250-808-1031 or 250-866-5755.
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