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Issue 14-39.40
Sept 12 – Sept 26/12
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RULES FOR CUTTING
YOUR OWN FIREWOOD
1. Park twice as far from the tree as
the tree is tall.
2. It helps to notch the tree away from
the truck.
3. The fact that you live within driving
distance of a forest does not make
you a lumberjack.
4. Just to be on the safe side, always
borrow your buddy’s truck.
—————————————————Laughter is contagious…
pass it around and see.
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Five mornings a week, my husband
goes to the health club, gets on the
stair-stepper, sets the timer, and burys
his nose in a book. Recently he noticed
an amazingly fit middle-aged woman
who seemed to run circles around everyone, took a few breaks, and rarely
even broke a sweat. “It’s not fair,” he
complained. “By the time I’m dragging
myself off to the showers, she’s hopping back onto the stepper for yet ANOTHER session!” One day he came
home with a sheepish grin… “Well,” he
said, “I just found out —they’re identical twins.”
Creston Singles Friendship Club
Card Nights ♦ Pot Lucks/BBQ’s ♦ Movies
Day Trips ♦ Bring Your Ideas!
EVERY TUE 10am COFFEE at A&W
Marg 428-7999 Wally 428-0310
Florence 428-5324
●●●● WANTED ●●●●
Copper, Brass, Stainless
Paying Top Dollar
Call Mark Cell 250-402-3606
House 250-428-2016
“Woodstove & Fireplace Capital of the
Kootenays” Exclusive Osburn Dealer
Call for free in-home estimate
250-227-9315
Proudly Serving the Kootenays for 100 Years
Creston Valley
Cruisers
24th Annual Car Show
& Camp-Out
Fri, Sat & Sun
Sept 21, 22, & 23
Fri. Sept 21 6pm
Meet & Greet Creston A&W and/or
Campfire & Corn Roast at Lister Park
Sat. Sept 22 9am-
Activities Day at Lister Park
Poker Run, Balance Beam,
BBQ & More
Sun. Sept 23 9am-
Show n’ Shine
Trophies & Awards
Centennial Park
Entry Fee: Weekend $30
Show & Shine only $20
For more info call 250-428-7723
Kepke Excavating
♦Water, Sewer and Power Lines
♦Dump Truck
♦Dump Box Trailer
♦Retaining Walls
♦Landscaping
♦Stump Removal
♦Top Soil
♦Manure
Call Ron Kepke
Ph 250-428-4306 Cell 250-428-1973
Home Repair ● Welding
Metal Fab ● Mechanical Repair
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428--1499
fredlfixit@hotmail.ca
Erickson Community Association
Harvest Potluck Social
Tuesday, Sept 25th 6-9pm
at the Erickson Elementary School Gym
All Erickson residents welcome !
Bring Your Favorite Meal
Please label dishes containing meat
& nuts. Plastic utensils, paper
dishes, napkins & coffee will
be provided.
Come and share the
Harvest Meal with
your neighbours!
Smart Service. Great Products.
Aluminum Railing
DURADEK Waterproof Decking
Window Shades ♦ Phantom Screens
Tile ♦ Vinyl ♦ Laminate
Hardwood ♦Carpet
Serving Creston Valley since 1984
1518 NW Blvd 250-428-2426
www.nufloorscreston.ca
CLASSIFIED AD RULES
Private ads only (no business related*):
12 words, $3 per issue. Extra words 25¢ each.
Bolded words 50¢ each. Includes HST. Drop off
ads at 3107 Hwy. 3 Erickson, at the office (VISA,
MC, or DEBIT) or ad drop box, or phone in ads,
428-2828 and pay by VISA or MC
(50¢ extra charge-if ad total less than $10)
Businesses will need to purchase a
DISPLAY AD first before using classifieds.
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The publisher reserves right to accept or reject any ad
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indirectly, and accepts no responsibility for any
damages arising from ad copy (classified or display),
except for critical typographical errors which will
receive a full refund.
HOSPITAL TUCK SHOP
Unique Handmade Gift Items
Open Mon-Fri 9-3
250-428-2286 ext 3127
312-15th Ave. N.
Hospital Main Entrance
Legion Events 428-4252
Sept 15-Saturday Night Dance
Music by Gerhard Link
Sept 21-Friday Night Supper 6pm (Roast Beef)
by Terry
Sept 25-Legion General Meeting 7pm
Sept 29– Steak BBQ Advance Tickets only-still only $10
Oct 7-Pancake Breakfast 8:30am-noon $4
EVERYONE WELCOME TO ALL LEGION
SUPPERS, DANCES & BBQ’s
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Hall available for parties,
weddings, etc. Catering available.
ARROWCREEK
CONSTRUCTION
Renovations
Basement Finishing
Windows & Doors
Flooring
Tile Backsplash
Finish Trim
Decks
Exterior Paint/Stain
Additions
Suspended Ceilings
Ph 250-428-7274 Cell 250-254-0274
-Free Estimates-
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Creston Valley Quilter’s Guild begins a new
season, Wednesday Sept 5th, 9am, Anglican
Church basement, 422-7th Ave. N. anyone interested in quilting is welcome.
Information 250-866-5409.
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Quilt Show and Sale Creston Museum, Saturday September 15, 10:00-5:00. Admission by
donation. To show or sell your quilts, call
250-428-9262.
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Greenheart Herbal Society General Meeting,
7pm, Oct 15th at the college. Everyone welcome,
all members requested to attend. Featured
speaker Bren Lukasiewich, Wynndel Lavender.
Annual AGM to follow.
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Gospel Music on the Air, Sunday Mornings 8:00
to 10:00. Songs of the Old West, Sat 8pm. CIDO
97.7FM or www.crestonradio.ca
Your host Elvin Strand.
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West Creston Hall and/or grounds. Weddings,
parties, meetings, reunions, etc. Full kitchen facilities. Phone Leona 250-402-6643 or
www.westcreston.info
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Rotacrest Seniors Hall: Dancing every Tues
2-4pm, live music-everyone welcome, $5 at the
door (Bob Holmes 428-8985). Coffee BreakWed 10am. Crib-Wed 7pm. Pool-Tue, Wed, Fri,
Sun 1pm (Keith Forseth 428-2255). Bridge-Mon
7pm, Tue 9:45am, Wed 7pm, Thur 1pm, Sat
1pm (Margaret Roy 428-5406).
Hall rentals 428-7127.
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Firewood For Sale
Trimwood not Cordwood. While supply lasts.
Stacked tight-one full cord! Delivered!
Fir/Larch $250/cord White Wood $200/cord
250-428-0611
One Loonie + One Toonie
equals
the best value around for your
classified advertising dollar!
L O O F B C H G G C M T P B F
T I O V L A N I L B A N I E F
H O G I E O M E G X S A N A I
R E M H K R A B C H T H N C L
E A D G T R H E O U S P A O C
X V N U A H I E O O K E C N E
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K R C B I I O U E D S E E S B
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F F G S L V K L V E R F R R G
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A P O G E E O P Q I R I W O E
C R A N E C A H A T H G I E H
Disclaimer: Un-credited stories are from a variety of
sources and are believed to be public domain. If you
hold a copyright on any of these materials please
inform us so we may give the proper credit.
Unscramble the
letter tiles to
reveal a
message.
Last Issue Answer:
Better a diamond
with a flaw than a
pebble without.
Producers West Financial
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5 year variable 2.79%*
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Ticketed Tire Technicians ● Locally Owned
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Mortgage Broker
250-428-2000 918 Pine St
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for men & women
“Muck” footwear
including CSA approved steeltoed boots, rain gear & more…..
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1017 Canyon St
250-402-6660
Kayak & Canoe Rentals by the day/week
FUN PAPE—Creston’s most read free paper
A doctor was performing a complete
physical, including the visual acuity
test. He placed the patient twenty feet
from the chart and began. “Cover your
right eye with your hand,” the doctor
instructed the patient. The patient read
the 20/20 line perfectly. “Now your left.”
Again, a flawless record. “Now both,”
the doctor requested. There was silence. He couldn’t even read the large
E on the top line. The doctor turned
and discovered the patient doing exactly what he had been asked. He was
standing there with both his eyes covered.
—————————————————LATERAL THINKING PROBLEMS
1. 1. Acting on an anonymous phone
call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer. They
don’t know what he looks like but
they know his name is John and
that he is inside the house. The
police bust in on a carpenter, a
truck driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker. Without
hesitation or communication of any
kind, they immediately arrest the
fireman. How did they know
they’ve got their man?
2. 2. How could a puppy fall out of a
twenty storey building onto the
ground and live?
3. 3. There are six eggs in the basket.
Six people each take one of the
eggs. How can it be that one of the
eggs is left in the basket?
Answers on page 5
—————————————————Next Deadline: Fri Sept 21 4pm
Answer to Fallen Phrase:
Why doesn’t somebody cross electric
blankets with toasters so that we could pop
out of bed each morning?
Need Help
Developing a Web Site?
Call Carolyn 250-428-2919
Email: marcarekk@gmail.com
Tony Mulder Jewellery & Gifts
— Quality & Service Since 1988 —
JOIN THE CARAT CLUB
1Ct. Twt Diamond Ring - $1999
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Criss Cross Puzzle
Event: Thursday, September 27,
@ 1:00 pm and 7:00 pm
Located: Ramada, Creston. B.C.
Meeting Room - Turbo Charged!
Across:
2.Fat unit
4.Burdened
6. And so on, abbr.
Down:
1.Tiny organism
3.Campaigned
5. “ Go ahead ”
Answers on page 6
My father and a friend were talking
about the doors they had installed so
their animals could let themselves in
and out of the house. My dad saked
his friend, who had two massive Great
Danes, “Aren’t you afraid that somebody might crawl through the dogs’
door and steal something?” “If you saw
an opening that big,” said his friend,
“would you crawl through it?”
—————————————————The hesitant driver, waiting for a traffic
jam to clear, came to a complete stop
on the freeway on-ramp. The traffic
had thinned, but the driver still waited.
Finally a furious voice from the vehicle
behind him cried, “Hey, fellow! The
sign says, YIELD, not surrender.”
FIREWOOD Cut, Split & Delivered
Larch/Fir $160 cord
Mixed $150 cord Pine $140 cord
Call Annie 250-464-9811
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Guests are free. Reservations to this event are
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This meeting is for guests who haven't been
introduced to Nutritional Cleansing. Please call
now to reserve your seat. Thank you!!
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Door prizes, refreshments & snacks provided.
for more info go to: www.softubcanada.com
ERICKSON
GARAGE
While-You-Wait
OIL
CHANGES
Free front end & brake inspections!
Kerry Clark Licensed Mechanic
30 years Experience Shop Rate $50hr
Call for appointment
250-254-1791
3408 Hwy 3 Erickson
Mon-Fri 8:30-4:30
Wheel Alignments ● Brakes
Front End ● General Repairs
FUN PAPE—Creston’s most read free paper
Fallen Phrase answer pg3
We Build Quality
Handcrafted Cabinets
& Furniture
Call 250-428-3434
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Also install
Blow-in Attic Insulation
page 4
REAL ESTATE & FOR RENT
For Sale: Newer modern home, close to
amenities, on lovely low maintenance
landscape. 3 bdr 2 bath, 7 appliances, AC,
attached garage, 2 decks, $279,900.
250-428-5110.
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For Rent: 3 bedroom house. Fenced. Garage. Lots of parking. Quiet street. $750
per mth +$750DD. 250-428-5122.
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For Rent: 3 bedroom house, large yard,
great view. $800 +utilities furnished ($700
not furnished) 2430 Hwy 3. 428-7722 for
appt to view.
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For Rent: 5 bedroom, 2 bathroom house.
No smoking, no drinking. $1000 month
plus utilities. Call Adam 780-891-5206 or
Nellie 780-891-0543. Available Oct 15.
For Rent: Year-round RV pad. Full
hookup, w/200amp service, incl storage
shed. Close to town. Private location.
$250/mth. 428-1884.
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For Rent: One bedroom suite for single or
couple in Wynndel. Avail Oct 1st, $500
mth +$500 DD + 1/2 electric bill.
866-6836 or 1-403-540-7736.
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For Rent: 3 bedroom in under/over duplex,
on Crawford Hill, great view. $900 mth
+utilities +DD. 428-6187.
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For Sale or Trade: 1.77 acres in Lister.
24x24 shop. 200 amp electric. Moutain
views. 2704-37St (off Crestview). Best
offer on $175,000. 250-254-1756.
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For Rent: Small & clean one bedroom
house in Lister. F/S. $500 mth +DD. Avail
Sept 15. 250-428-4781.
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For Sale: Newly renovated 3 bedroom
home +1 in basement, with shop, + a 2nd
mobile home, on 11.9 acres with a creek.
Approx 1 acre is grass/garden/ fruit trees,
and the rest is forested land. Located in
Wynndel, great views, south/west exposure perfect for self sufficiency, solar and
gardening. $309,900. 250-866-5777.
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For Rent: 2 bedroom basement suite near
Paul’s Superette. Seniors 55+ only, NS,
NP, $600+ utilities. 250-428-9995.
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For Rent: Downtown, one bedroom apt in
Senior’s (55+) bldg. $440-$535. NP, NS.
250-254-1970.
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For Sale: 1200 sq ft 3 bedroom house on
large lot, 1706 Erickson St, $125,000.
250-428-2930.
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For Sale: 1997 14x68 manufactured
home with just finished 12x16 addition. 3
bedroom, one bath, W/D, FS, DW. 8x12
shed. #1 Devonshire Meadows (strata)
(724 Devon St). Larger lot (.14 acres).
$159,000. 428-4593 or view at
propertyguys.com ID#196766
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For Sale: 3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 1800 sq ft
home on 4.74 level acres in Erickson.
330ft Highway 3 frontage. Approx 2 acres
in mixed fruit, lots of garden space.
$489,000. 428-3578.
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Classified ads are still just $3 for 12 words
for 2 weeks.
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D & J Waldner
CONSTRUCTION
Dale 250
250--402
402--8808
Journeyman Carpenter
New Construction ● Renovations
Bobcat Service
Lighthouse Lighting
CLOSING SALE
Sept 30th LAST DAY!
All in stock light fixtures,
bulbs, outside lights
and accessories.
Pot lights-4in & 6in
Trims: floor & table lamps
1116 NW Blvd
428-2433
Kveta’s
Kveta’s Natural
Natural Healing
Healing Centre
Centre
Feel healthy, look healthy,
BE healthy...naturally
Emotion Code
Reflexology
CranioSacral Therapy
Lymphatic Drainage
Kveta A. Jasek
Certified Emotion Code Practitioner
250-866-5677
840 Packing Shed Rd Wynndel
natural@kvetas-healing.com
One patient in our extended care unit
asked every nurse the same question:
“Where am I?” The answer was always, “You’re at Rosemont Hill.” One
day a particularly harried nurse was
stopped. “Where am I?” asked the elderly patient. Exasperated, my colleague answered, “In Heaven.” Without
blinking an eye, the patient answered,
“Oh, thank God! I thought I was still at
Rosemont Hill!”
—————————————————Never mess up an apology with
an excuse.
—————————————————Next deadline: Fri Sept 21 4pm
TRINITY USED TREASURES
————Thrift Shop————
Hours: 9am-1pm
Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri (closed on Stats)
at United Church on10th Ave.N (by Post Office)
Phil’s
Roofing
Phil Edwards
250-254-0924
Local number
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Quality Workmanship ♦ Insured
Service You Can Trust
Senior Discount Available
“More Byte for Less Bite”
Ian Richardson
Computer Repair & Sales
609A 33 Ave. S. Erickson
(opposite old drive-in theatre)
250-402-9546 or 250-428-7417
Certified PC Technician ● Virus Removal
Computer & Laptop Repairs
General Maintenance & Cleanup
New Laptop & Tower Sales, Lots More!
“You Crash, I Dash”
I pondered for an answer
And was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him…
Like his mother used to do!
-Author unknown
—————————————————Trying to find rental accommodations
that allowed pets was proving to be
difficult. I phoned in response to an
advertised apartment and asked if pets
were allowed. “No” the man replied.
“Well, what kind of pet?” he added.
Thinking I had a chance, I quickly explained that I had an older cat that was
neutered and declawed. The man covered the phone and thinking I couldn’t
hear, said to his wife: “Would we allow
a cat? It’s almost dead.”
LOSE 1 to 2 POUNDS A DAY
Advanced Formula
HCG Protocol Drops
250-254-1726
Sudoku
The rules of Sudoku are simple.
Place a digit from 1 to 9 in each empty cell so
every row, every column, and every 3 x 3 box
contains the digits 1 to 9. Have Fun!!!
Answer on page 9
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Both feet on the ground.
I didn’t perk the coffee right,
He didn’t like the stew.
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
Page 5
Answer to Rebus Puzzle
A man walks into a shoe store, and
tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they
feel?” asks the sales clerk. “Well they
feel a bit tight,” replies the man. The
assistant promptly bends down and
has a look at the shoes and the man’s
feet. “Try pulling the tongue out. That
should help.” the clerk says. “Well,
theyth sthill felth a bith tighth.”
—————————————————Answers to Lateral Thinking p3
1. 1. The fireman is the only man in
the room. The rest of the poker
players are women.
2. 2. The puppy fell out of a ground
floor window.
3. 3. The last person took the basket
with the egg still inside.
—————————————————Newlywed Poem
He didn’t like the casserole,
And he didn’t like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.
428-7464
OVERHEAD DOOR
Company of Creston
Gordon Hegland
250-402-9818
♦Residential
♦Commercial
For ALL Repairs
& Service Needs
One Loonie + One Toonie
equals
the best value around for your
classified advertising dollar!
DAN’S GRIME TO SHINE
Complete Detail– Inside & Out $185
Interior Clean $100
CLEAN– Cars, Trucks,
Boats & Motorbikes!
Call Dan 250-428-6532 dansgrime2shine.com
Back Up Generators
Page 6
SIMPLY MAZING
Additions
Renovations
Roofing
General home repair
250-254-0197
Organic Eggs
at the farm #550-40St (just off Hwy 21)
Our birds are uncaged, free
range, Certified Organic feed.
Rebus Puzzle
Ragged Ear
Raw Pet Food
Call Diane
250-402-2007
For Sewage Pumping call
428-9097
(answer on pg 5)
FEET FEET
GROUND
Next deadline: Fri Sept 21 4pm
Need to advertise?
Short on Funds?
This size Display ad...
One Issue $22+HST
Two Issues $36+HST
ALL-RITE ROOTER
SEWAGE PUMPING
& SALES
(Each issue two weeks long)
Good Times DJ & Karaoke
High Energy DJ! ♫ Huge Music Library
Creator of “Creston’s Best Singer” Contest
Vern Gorham-Owner/DJ 250-428-0305
verngorham@telus.net www.goodtimesdjandkaraoke.ca
Treasures
Upholstery
Shoppe
Serving the Kootenays
with quality workmanship.
For more about us please visit our website
Rita M. Patstone
Personal Taxes
Corporate Taxes
Business Consulting
Bookkeeping
———————–
Your home
or office or
my office in
West Creston
www.upholsterytreasures.com
Certified General Acct
email: treasuresupholstery@shaw.ca
or call us at 250-428-5593
Ph: 250-428-2662
Cell: 250-254-2646
1405 Alder Street, Creston
email: ritap_cga@hotmail.ca
Answer to Criss Cross Puzzle:
A naturally
healthy choice
for your dog!
Math Square Answer
8,5,1,6,4,7,3,9,2.
250-428-8955
A rebus is a picture representation
of a name, word or phrase.
The puzzle below portrays a common
word or phrase.
Can you guess what it is?
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat
and decided to get rid of him one day by
driving him 20 blocks from his home and
leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the
driveway. The next day he decided to
drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the
beast out and headed home. Driving
back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further
and the cat would always beat him
home. At last he decided to drive a few
miles away, turn right, then left, past the
bridge, then right again and another right
until he reached what he thought was a
safe distance from his home and left the
cat there. Hours later the man calls
home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?”
“Yes,” the wife answers, “why do you
ask?” Frustrated, the man answered,
“Put that cat on the phone, I’m lost and
need directions!”
—————————————————-The waitress at the upscale restaurant
kept starring at the leading man every
time she brought him another dinner
course. “Say,” she finally said, “don’t I
know you from somewhere?” The leading actor was coy. “Possibly you’ve seen
me in the movies,” he said. “Maybe,” she
said thoughtfully. “Where do you usually
sit?”
—————————————————The doctor was certainly right when he
said jogging would add years to my life. I
feel ten years older already.
—————————————————-
Across: 2.Gram 4.Laden 6.etc
Down: 1.Ameba 3.Ran 5.Do it
Lenny Craig
Home Improvements
Paw Prints
Pet Grooming
You Bring your Pets…
We Bring the Tender Care.
Call for Appt 428-7232
We Are Open Saturday for Lunch Now
www.kootenaythai.com
and TONY’S BAR
Lunch: Tue-Sat 11:30am-2:00pm
Dinner: Tue-Sun 4:00pm-9:00pm
Closed Mondays 250-428-7779
Located at Hacienda Inn Free Internet
I was in my cardiologist's waiting room
when a well dressed man approached
the counter and said he was from the
local funeral home. He had stopped by
to pick up a death certificate. The receptionist found the document and
handed it to the man. He turned to
leave, facing a waiting room full of
heart patients. Before walking out the
door, he waved cheerfully and then
called out, “See ya.”
—————————————————MAKES SENSE TO ME
One night while I was cat-sitting my
daughter’s indoor feline, it escaped
outside. When it failed to return the
following morning, I found the beast
clinging to a branch about 30 feet up in
a spindly tree. Unable to lure it down, I
called the fire department. “We don’t
do that anymore,” the woman dispatcher said. When I persisted, she
was polite but firm. “The cat will come
down when it gets hungry enough.”
“How do you know that?” I asked.
:Have you ever seen a cat skeleton in
a tree?” she said. Two hours later the
cat was back, looking for breakfast.
—————————————————My son Mark was only 5 feet 8 inches
tall when he left for college in the fall.
He worked through the Christmas holidays and didn’t return home again until
the February break. When he got off
the plane, I was stunned at how much
taller he looked. Measuring him at
home, I discovered he now stood at 5
feet, 11 inches. My son was as surprised as I. “Couldn’t you tell by your
clothes that you’d grown?” I asked him.
“Since I’ve been doing my own laundry,” he replied, “I just figured everything had shrunk.”
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CONSTRUCTION
New Construction
Renovations
Bobcat/Mini Hoe Service
From Footings to Finishing
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250-866-6848
JOURNEYMAN CARPENTER
Page 7
In a small town in our country, there is
a rather sizable factory that hires only
married men. Concerned about this, a
local woman called on the manager
and asked him, “Why is it you limit your
employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak,
dumb, cantankerous...or what?” “Not at
all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is
because our employees are used to
obeying orders, are accustomed to
being shoved around, know how to
keep theirs mouths shut and don’t pout
when I yell at them.”
—————————————————My husband and I were touring our
friends’ new home. Mr. and Mrs. Harry
Carter had put special touches everywhere. In the bathroom, my husband
leaned over to me and whispered,
“They even have monogrammed faucets.”
—————————————————My aunt had assured her friend that
her family of six would all eat spaghetti.
While the hostess was out of the room,
four year old Debbie brought her plate
from the children’s table and announced that she couldn’t eat it. My
aunt quickly split it between her husband and herself. On their way home,
Debbie explained why she hadn’t
eaten her spaghetti: The dog had been
licking it.
—————————————————A novice to softball joined our league
and was using an old worn out baseball glove. When his neighbor gave
him a new one, he asked the veteran
how to care for it. At the next game,
the rookie seemed glum and was back
using the old glove. When asked why,
he produced what had been his new
glove, now shrunken, wizened and destroyed. The veteran who’d told him
how to care for it declared, “I can’t believe this resulted from my advice to
you to oil the glove!” “Oil it?” echoed
the rookie. “I thought you said boil it.”
$62
for 4 weeks
* (2 issues) is all
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advertise in
Creston’s
hottest paper
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Call Ed at 428-2828 for more details.
Circulation 4000 per edition.
Paper comes out every other Wed.
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MarCare
Kabin Keepers
Specializing in
Kootenay Lake Property
Care & Maintenance
References Available
For more info
250-431-8191
marcarekk@gmail.com
marcarekabinkeepers.com
bookkeeping & payroll services
Melanie Bright
250.254.0434
Located Upstairs
1118 Canyon St
(in the Pharmasave Bldg)
Let us worry about it!
Come and enjoy the power of the
Canadian dollar south of the border!
Visit
in scenic Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.
Mention this ad and we’ll pay
your Idaho state sales tax!
.
Ph. 208-666-1525 Hwy 95 and Dalton Ave
Mon-Sat 9am-6pm Sun 10am-5pm
www.koernerfurniture.com
Full line furniture store featuring our La-Z–Boy Comfort Studio
ERNIE OLFERT
250-428-6191
SITE
DEVELOPMENT
DEMOLITION
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Clean & Screened TOP SOIL
$25/yd plus tax
Delivered within town boundaries
Under 8 yards delivery charge added
————————————————————————————————————————————————-
Also All Types of Gravel
at Competitive Prices!
428-1834 or 428-1729
Affordable Accounting Solutions
Ph 250-402-6277
Fax 250-428-2067
1005 Canyon St.
denne@denneahlefeldcga.ca
New
Fall
Menu
Coming
Soon
Real Food Cafe
would like to thank
all Crestonites and
tourists alike for a
humdinger of a
summer, and look
forward to serving
you all through
the year.
250-428-8882 Located across from Fire Hall
Ray’s Garbage Pick-up
I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fastfood restaurant and ordered coffee. I
asked the clerk to put some ice cubes
into the cup so that I could drink the
cool coffee quickly. At the window
there was a delay. Finally, a blonde
teen-aged girl came to the window
looking frustrated. “I’m having a problem,” she announced. “The ice keeps
melting.”
—————————————————An old blacksmith realized he was going to have to quit working so hard. So,
he picked out a strong young man to
become his apprentice. The old fellow
was crabby and exacting. “Don’t ask
me a lot of questions,” he told his
young apprentice. “Just do whatever I
tell you to do.” One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and
laid it on the anvil. “Get the hammer
over there,” he said. “When I nod my
head, hit it real good and hard.” Nod….
—————————————————Indecision is the key to flexibility.
—————————————————A man was on a walking holiday in a
foreign country. He became thirsty so
he decided to ask at a stranger’s home
for something to drink. The lady of the
house invited him in and served him a
bowl of soup by the fire. There was a
wee pig running around the kitchenrunning up to the visitor and giving him
a great deal of attention. The visitor
commented that he had never seen a
pig this friendly. The housewife replied:
“Ummm, he’s not really that friendly.
That’s his bowl you are using.”
—————————————————Make it idiot proof and someone will
make a better idiot.
—————————————————Laughing stock:
cattle with a sense of humor.
When and Where Were Credit Cards
Invented and First Used?
While we suspected that credit cards
were first invented in the mid 1980’s to
exploit the growing number of latenight infomercials and our own unquenchable thirst for instant gratification, it turns out that the practice of
splashing plastic was pioneered a
good deal earlier. Credit cards as we
know them, good at multiple businesses, were first thrown down in
1951. That’s when 200 brave, preapproved souls were able to present
their Diners Club cards at 27 different
New York City restaurants and leave
with the same amount of cash they
walked in with. According to credit card
lore, in 1949, Frank McNamara went to
dinner at Major’s cabin Grill and forgot
his wallet. After talking his way out of
doing dishes to cover his tab, McNamara thought, “Never again!” In February 1950, he and a partner founded
Diners Club and returned to Major’s
with a small cardboard card. Frank
signed for dinner, without a hassle, and
the event was eventually dubbed “the
First Supper.” Credit cards added the
now ubiquitous magnetic stripe in the
1970’s and that the rise of plastic
ended the production of all banknotes
larger than $100.
Greenway Creations
Serving the
Valley over
30 years!
Residential Curbside Pick-up
3-40yd Containers
NEW- 12yd Hook Lift Bins
For All Your Garbage Needs
Call Anytime
250-428-9887
Low Maintenance Landscaping
& Rock Gardens ♦ Greenhouses
Fencing ♦ Recycling ♦ Renovations
FREE ESTIMATES 250-402-1036
Starting a small business?
Community Futures offers business
loans, business planning and
management workshops/ counseling
and referrals to other organizations
offering self employment assistance.
Contact our Creston Business
Facilitator at 250-254-1967
creston@futures.bc.ca
www.futures.bc.ca
advertise
somewhere
428.2828
Ask for Ed
Page 9
WANTED
Wanted: Will pick up your unwanted candles
and/or wax. 428-0077.
39
Wanted: Woodworking equipment-planer,
jointer, bandsaw etc. boxerebel@gmail.com 41
Wanted: Steam juicer. 428-9737.
41
Wanted: Four Bantam chickens and a rooster.
428-9884.
39
Wanted: Steel drum from washing machine.
250-428-0119.
39
Wanted: Someone to take parcels to my granddaughter in Summerland. 428-7833.
39
Wanted: Help with pruning and yard maintenance in Lister on a regular basis. Applicants
should have good knowledge of same.
250-428-4544.
41
Wanted: Will haul away your non-working
cordless lawnmower. 428-2828.
47
Wanted: Full or partial rolls stucco wire or field
fence wire.428-2828.
35
Will pay cash for rock and gem collections.
250-428-4020.
39
Will pay cash for good used rock saws or any
lapidary equipment. 250-428-4020.
39
Wanted: Biodiesel processing equipment etc.
(prefer small scale 5-20gal) Ed 428-2828.
9
Wanted: 410 shotgun, good cond. 428-2360. 49
Wanted: New/used grey “double 5” vinyl siding
soffit, fascia and channel. 428-2828.
49
Wanted: Plastic 45 gal drums, cheap or free, will
pick up. 428-2828.
13
Wanted: Pole pruning saw. 428-2360.
35
Wanted: 70’s-80’s diesel car or truck. 428-2828.
Wanted: Chainsaws, any age, any make, or just
parts, for future chainsaw museum. Donations
are welcome. Non-profit venture by seniors.
428-2360.
kg
Wanted: Lister diesel or China diesel engine,
with or w/o generator. 428-2828.
37
Wanted: Berkey water filter. 428-2828.
39
Wanted: Offset orchard mower 3 pt hitch pto
driven (not flail). 428-2828.
39
Will pick up unwanted/non-working solar collectors, wind generators, deep cycle/golf cart batteries, inverters, electric tractors etc-any condition.
Ask for Ed 428-2828.
49
A 12 word classified ad is $3.
Extra words 25¢ea. Per issue (2 weeks)
———————————————————
Next Deadline: Friday Sept 21 4pm
You have not, because
no one knows you’re looking for
it. Try a “Wanted ad” today!
Open 7am Mon-Fri Located next to Subway
The MadBarber
Walk-ins welcome!
25 years experience
Call Darren 250-977-5025 (local number)
Biffy in a Jiffy
Portable Toilet & Shower
Rental & Servicing
RV & Boat Tank Pumping
Septic Tank Pumping
Call Paige
428-4053 or
Cell 428-6256
Math Square
ROCKWOOD CAFÉ
answers on pg. 6
Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.
Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation.
Remember order of operations; multiplication and
division are done before addition and subtraction.
East Shore’s
Family Chinese Restaurant
FALL OFFERINGS!
LUNCH SPECIAL
DIM SUM & TEA
Tasting Platters Available for Singles or Groups
SPECIALIZING
CHINESE AND
ASIAN DISHES!
Sudoku Answer
Fun pa
pe
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15292 Hwy 3A, Gray Creek
Please Call for Reservations
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&
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On his 50th wedding anniversary,
Henry Ford, the founder of the Ford
Motor Company, was asked by a reporter, “How do you account for your
long and happy marriage?” The famous automaker did not hesitate for a
moment before he replied, By sticking
to one model.”
—————————————————It is far more impressive when others
discover your good qualities without
your help.
NEED CHILDCARE?
House
&Yard
Maintenance
Also
Available
Res: 866
866--5760
Ph: 428
428--6701
PAUL’S INSTALLATIONS
Heating & Ventilation
Full Range of Heat Pumps,
Air Conditioners & Ductless Heating Systems
High Efficiency Wood Stoves & Stove Pipe
Custom Sheet Metal & Duct Work
Residential & Commercial
Quality homecare in a safe
nurturing environment.
“I’ll Beat Any Price With Superior Equipment”
Call Sandra 402-9917
250-866-5247 250-402-8957
Rent-a-Hubby
Husband (wife) not very handy?
Not there? We’ll do any household
repair a husband (wife) would do.
Also: Renovations, Roofing
Installing Windows
& Doors
Decks & Patios
Eavestrough Cleaning
Dump Runs
Call 428-5123
Cell 402-9432
FOR SALE
$277,000 obo
635 Lakeview-Arrow Creek Rd
4.7 acres, 1200 sq ft house, electric & wood
heat, 200 amps, 150ft 4.5gal/min well. 35x50
shop w/loft, 100 amps, water, satellite, electric
heat. 10x14 shed, yard light, children’s play
center. Vegetable & flower gardens, fruit & nut
trees, berries. Property zoned R2, within Wynndel fire protection area. Also for sale-8.4 acre
view property $149,000.
250-866-5649
250-402-9087
Recovering your kitchen chairs,
dining chairs, lazy-boy chairs,
wing chairs, arm chairs and
YOUR PRECIOUS ANTIQUES
J&F Upholstery
1486 Cardinal Rd.
West Arrow Creek
402-6083
NEW * Access Bars
- Access Consciousness
Relax* Receive* Release Effortlessly!
Release the Past,
& Receive the Present
Experience a New Lighter You - Now
Call me: 250-866-5737
Serving Creston since 1995
Hair’s Where It’s At
250-428-4913
Book an appointment with Lauren
Experienced Professional Staff
All Hair Services ●Tanning
Therapeutic Massage
TRY A HAIR TATTOO!!
Located Lower Level Creston
Valley Mall-Access off Devon Rd
Spay
Neuter
Animal
Program
S.N.A.P.
For more info or
to make a donation
call 250-428-2811
Ad sponsored by Pampered Pet 428-2932
Darrell’s Pruning Service
No job too small!!!
● Custom Pruning
& Thinning Fruit
Trees, Hedges etc
● COTR Certified
● Hourly Rates
● 428-7034
Is there a difficult project that needs attention?
One morning a three year old boy
asked his mother, “Mommy, how can I
make this new toy helicopter fly?” “You
will have to use your imagination,” she
replied. “Do you know what the word
imagination means?” Yes Mommy,” he
answered immediately. “It means no
batteries.”
—————————————————Columbus was the world’s most impressive salesman. He started out not
knowing where he was going. When he
got there, he didn’t know where he
was, so when he got back, he couldn’t
say where he had been. And he did it
all on a big cash advance, and got a
repeat order.
—————————————————This is a story which is perfectly logical
to all males but which mystifies all females.
A wife asks her husband, “Could you
please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk, and if they have
eggs, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes
back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife
asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons
of milk?”
He replied, “They had eggs.”
—————————————————Here’s a one question IQ test to help
you decide how you should spend the
rest of your day.
There is a mute who wants to buy a
toothbrush. By imitating the action of
brushing one’s teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper
and the purchase is done.
Now, if there is a blind man who
wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses,
how should he express himself?
Think carefully...answer on page 11
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Double Puzzle Answers
****************
Page 10
SPAIN, PORTUGAL, ITALY,
IRELAND, GREECE, GERMANY,
FRANCE, FINLAND, BELGIUM,
AUSTRIA
“A few countries that use the euro”
We Do It Right
Or Not At All
For
Sale
$489,000
3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 1800 sq ft
home on 4.74 level acres in
Erickson. 330ft Highway 3
frontage. Approx 2 acres in mixed
fruit, lots of garden space. By
appointment only.
428-3578.
Why am I the only person on earth that
knows how to drive? Oh well, it could
be worse. I could be a blonde.
—————————————————While looking at a house, my brother
asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he didn’t
want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, “Does the sun
rise in the north?” When my brother
explained that the sun rises in the east,
(and has for some time), she shook her
head and said, “Oh I don’t keep up with
that sort of thing.”
—————————————————So my colleague and I were eating
lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got
on her weekend drive to the shore.
She drove down in a convertible, but
didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.
—————————————————The air traffic controller working a busy
pattern told the 727 on downwind to
make a three-sixty. The pilot of the 727
complained, “Do you know it costs us
$2000 to make a three-sixty in this airplane?” Without missing a beat the
controller replied, “Roger, give me
$4000 worth.”
—————————————————If you haven’t much education
you must use your brain.
—————————————————Next deadline: Fri Sept 21 4pm
$62
for 4 weeks
* (2 issues) is all
that it costs to
advertise in
Creston’s
hottest paper
sensation “THE FUN PAPE”!
Call Ed at 428-2828 for more details.
Circulation 4000 per edition.
Paper comes out every other Wed.
The above price refers to a business display ad
just like this one. (2”H X 2½”W) * plus HST
BUY IT.
SELL IT.
FIND IT.
Look to the
Fun Pape Classifieds
to Find What You’re
Looking For!
One seventh of your life is spent on
Monday.
—————————————————If God had really intended for people to
fly, he’d make it easier to get to the
airport.
—————————————————When you stop to think about it, did
you ever notice that it’s a lot easier to
get up at 6am to play golf than at 10am
to mow the yard?
—————————————————Without geometry, life is pointless.
—————————————————When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
—————————————————Reading whilst sunbathing makes you
well red.
—————————————————Keep your temper, no one else wants
it.
—————————————————I poured Spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.
—————————————————-
Double Puzzle-Unscramble each
word. Then use the marked letters to
solve the second puzzle. Answer on pg. 10
Page 11
Answer for blind man question pg. 10….
He opens his mouth and says, “I would like
to buy a pair of sunglasses.” If you got this
wrong call it a day and go for coffee.
———————————————————-
I had worked late, and my Labrador
was so overjoyed to see me arrive
home that he jumped up just as I
leaned down. Our heads collided, and I
sported an impressive shiner for several weeks. I had to repeat frequently
to co-workers and friends how I came
by it. One day, on the elevator, a secretary whom I hadn’t seen for some
time looked at my black eye and exclaimed “Lorraine! What happened?”
“The dog did it,” I wearily replied. A
man standing next to us looked over at
me and said knowingly, “Oh, a boxer.”
—————————————————The doors on my aging car had frozen
shut. When repeated hip and body
checks wouldn’t budge them, I hit on
the idea of stringing extension cords
together and using my hair dryer to
warm the doorjamb. While I was trying
this method, a young woman came
around the corner, two toddlers in tow
on a sled. Out of the corner of my eye,
I saw her stop to watch, and I looked
up. “Don’t mind me,” she called out.”
“I’m impressed. Since the twins were
born, I can’t even find time to brow-dry
my hair.
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1209 NW Blvd 250-402-6299
INSURANCE CLAIMS
Paint & Body Repairs
Auto Glass
Certified Technicians
Free Estimates Safe Quality Repairs
We Set Our Sights Higher!
Phone 250-866-5506
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Book Your Project Today!
A-1
ROOFING
Asphalt & Metal Roofing
Local References
Available
Free Estimates
Call Dean
428-5123
Cell 402-9432
Ro n H u rr y
Master Goldsmith
A new diamond or a
colorful birthstone ring,
just for you, or just for
her, or just because!
at Cresteramics
1022 Canyon St 250-428-5538
Valley View Baptist Church
“Where the View is Eternal”Jude 21
SUNDAY
Bible Classes…………..…...9:45am
Morning Worship………..…11am
Evening Service…………..….…7pm
WEDNESDAY
Bible Study & Prayer…….....7pm
Pastor Jeff Friesen
234 36 Avenue N. 428-4861
For Sale by Owner
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MISCELLANEOUS
MISCELLANEOUS
608-24 Ave. S. (corner of Ash St & 24 Ave. S.)
Older home on large, corner lot.
Asking assessed value $210,000
250-423-4901
ROOFING
WOLFGANG
STIEF
250-431-8692
Free Estimates
INSULATED CONCRETE FORMS
Starting at $3.50 sq ft.
Free delivery in Creston area.
Valleywide
Concrete Products Ltd.
1243 NW Blvd. (250) 402-6769
“Build on a Product with a Solid Reputation”
For Sale: 9in Sony color TV, AC & DC, $35.
Large heavy steel wheelbarrow $30. Antique
console radio/record player, not functional, nice
wood, offers. 3ft x 6ft table with “N” gauge train
track, $25. Stihl rototiller, like new, $300.
428-4372.
39
For Sale: Solid wood dining room table w/leaf
and chairs, $150. 428-4292.
39
For Sale: Sony stereo set, elliptical.
250-428-9947.
39
For Sale: Storage shed, 10ft x 14ft, with workbench, tongue & groove finish, near new, $2000,
ready to move. Set of 4 Arctic Claw winter tires
245/70R16 mounted on stock Chevy 6 bolt alloy
wheels, $325. 250-402-6807.
39
For Sale: Chrome table & 4 chairs $60. Hot tub
cover, 2 yrs old, 7ft6in square, tapered 5in, $100.
Donut machine $100. 250-428-4055.
39
For Sale: 6 month old brown Swiss bull, $1000
obo. 250-428-2016.
39
For Sale 65 5-6in thick end peeled dried log posts
18ft long, $14ea. Price reduced if all are purchased. 250-428-0660 or 406-260-0090.
39
Painting and decorating. Plastering and concrete.
Free estimates. $18 hr. 250-402-1036.
39
For Sale: Washer & dryer. Water distiller.
88 Saab convertible, reasonable paint, good top
& glass. 428-8885.
39
For Sale: Queen box spring, new condition.
Comes with screw in legs. $20 obo. 428-3997.
For Sale: 3/4 carat Solitaire diamond engagement
ring, from People’s Jewellers, size 7. Appraised
$800, asking $400. Excellent cond.
428-2360.
39
Will pay cash for rock and gem collections.
250-428-4020.
39
Will pay cash for good used rock saws or any
lapidary equipment. 250-428-4020.
39
For Sale: Costume jewelry. Necklaces, chains,
bracelets, earrings, pins-lots to choose from. Reasonably priced. View at Fun Pape office.
250-428-2828.
39
39
For Sale: .22 rifles. 3in Browning semi-auto shotgun $650. 86 Ford 4x4 flatdeck $1200. 18ft flatdeck trailer $1800. 16ft car trailer, covered,
$2400. 16ft trailer $800. 73 one ton Ford, plow,
duallies & dump, $1500. 428-5559.
41
For Sale: Furnace motors. Gas line pipe threaders
and attachments. Delhi exhaust blower.
866-6869.
39
For sale: 2 sets of 5ft W x 6½ft H sliding mirror
closet doors with hardware, $50 per set. 3 sets of
4ft halogen track lights with 3 lights per set. $45
set. 250-223-8418.
39
For Sale: Siamese kittens-3 male (2 Lynx point
& 1 chocolate point) 8 weeks old and ready to go,
$75 each. Cylindrical beets $1 lb. 250-428-8980.
For Sale: Pipe wrenches-24in & 36in. Millivolt
gas valves. Thrush circulating pump. Baldor 3hp
motor. 866-6869.
39
For Sale: Gentle brown Swiss family milk cow,
$1500 obo. 250-428-2016.
39
For sale: Pool players-improve your game with
the “Magic Laser Cue $100. 428-3395.
39
For Sale: Tiger torch. Landscape roller. 500ft
soaker hose, 3 litres. Carrier 81% furnace.
866-6869.
39
For Sale: 60 gallon livestock water trough $75.
Pick-up box lockable storage box $35. Large
assortment new bolts, nuts, washers, lock washers. Airless paint sprayer $25. New door latch for
camper of trailer $25. 428-4758.
39
For Sale: Farm Fresh Super Sweet Corn. Locally grown in Creston. Taking bulk orders now.
250-428-0044 or cell 250-254-8390.
39
For Sale: Brand new venetian blinds. Two-62w x
72h, one-34w x 72h, one-30w x 72h.
428-9950.
39
For Sale: Quality woodworking and hand tools.
To view phone 250-428-2155.
39
For Sale: Weslo Crosswalk 5.0T treadmill, like
new, 130km. New $392-asking $100.
428-8403.
39
Next deadline: Fri Sept 21 4pm
Professional Animal Care — Canine, Feline, Bovine & Equine Health Care
Feature Veterinarian—Dr. Emma Davis
Creston
Veterinary
Hospital
1605 Dogwood St
250-428-9494
SEPTEMBER EQUINE SPECIALS STILL ON!
My passion for horses began at a very young age and has been the primary focus of my life.
I saved up and bought my first horse at age eleven and still have him today along
with another gelding, a broodmare, and another leased mare that I am hoping to get my next
prospects out of this coming year. I rode just about every discipline of riding growing up but
dressage and jumping are my favorites. School came pretty easy for me as a child so I decided to become a vet around the age of ten with the thought of combining my academic
ability with my love of horses. I was in Pony Club and 4-H for many years and got a good
basic knowledge of horse care through those clubs. Getting the acceptance letter
from veterinary school after several years of college and university in order to complete all of
the prerequisites was one of the best days of my life. I understood how competitive it was
and becoming a vet was absolutely the only career I was interested in so it was pretty stressful wondering if I would ever get in and therefore a huge relief when it finally happened.
I thought I would do solely equine work when I graduated, so in school I chose to do all of
the equine electives and filled my practical year with mostly equine rotations. I stayed longer
in Saskatoon the summer before my final year doing a six-week equine rotation that included medicine, surgery, and field service in order to get more cases during the busier time
of year. This enabled me to get much more experience with reproductive work, foal medicine, general medicine, surgery, field work, and a lot more training with equine dental work.
When I graduated from the Western College of Veterinary Medicine in 2011 I started work
with an equine vet in the West Kootenays and did strictly equine work for the first few
months. Come late summer, the equine work slowed down and it was time to look for small
animal or mixed work. That is when I approached Dr. McLeod and was very lucky to get on
at the Creston Veterinary Clinic where we see all animal species. I really like Creston and I
love the clinic and the staff so I hope I will be working here for a very long time.
Dr. Robert McLeod ♦ Dr. Leanne Sackney ♦ Dr. Emma Davis ♦ Dr. John Pfeffer
MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE
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For Sale: Pair of nesting Cockatiels w/nesting
box, $160 obo. 250-428-2016.
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For Sale: York 120lb weight machine $100.
China cabinet 82in H x 47in, $60. 428-0438. 39
For Sale: Double bed or couch futon. Like new,
half price $175. 428-0342.
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For Rent: Free pasture available for horses.
428-8833.
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For Sale: Pan Digital E-reader, $60.
250-428-5027 or 250-254-0356.
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For Sale: Second cut alfalfa mix, great for feed or
garden mulch, $4 bale. Delivery extra.
250-428-0119.
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For sale: Fully grown black female German
Shepherd (pure bred) $300 obo. 250-428-2134. 39
For sale: Couch, chair and loveseat, like new.
Two dressers. 250-428-9947 or 250-428-2542. 39
For Sale: Electric bass guitar and case $165. Also
dual 15 band equalizer (used twice) $125.
428-0736.
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Moving Sale: House and yard items– clothes
dryer, 100 litre yard sprayer, Massey 135 tractor,
thickness planer, MIG welder and table, 3in
jointer, radial arm saw, dethatcher, 2 whippers,
complete Bell HD system-dishes & 2 receivers,
mini motorcycle, jig saw, kitchen stove, 1980
Triumph convertible, air compressor, 220 amp
welder, router table, belt sander, pressure washer,
snow blower, Pioneer chainsaw, water pump.
250-866-5513. 5152 Bossio Rd Wynndel. 39
For Sale: Champion generator 4000w/3500 running watts, with RV receptacle and wheel kit,
brand new-never used, $250. Reclining sofa with
folding middle console, matching rocker/recliner
chair with heat/massage options, $450 set.
250-428-4577.
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For Sale: 100+ cinder blocks, $1.50 ea. Two new
Ipro sprayer pumps w/hose & nozzles.
428-9860.
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For Sale: Gas mulching lawnmower, excellent
shape, $350 (paid $425). 250-428-8893.
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GIVEAWAY
CRYPTOGRAM
Christmas is
Fast Approaching
Looking for a good home for my 7 yr old
spayed female tabby cat. Good mouser,
very sociable. Great pet. Phone lunchtime
250-428-0119.
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Giveaway: Free plants- productive strawberries, also irises. 250-428-4118.
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YARD SALES/GARAGE SALES
Moving Sale: Sat Sept 15, 9-2, 4960 36St
Canyon. Everything priced to go- sewing
supplies, household, some tools, toys, boys
clothing, trail-a-bike, a bit of everything. 39
Garage Sale: Sat Sept 15 8am-3pm,
3507 Hwy 3 Erickson.
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Garage Sale: Sat & Sun, Sept 15 & 16,
9am-1pm, 3420 Hwy 3, Erickson.
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Yard Sale: Sept 12 to 26, 7am-3pm, 7470
Hwy 3. Cement mixer, weedeater, windows and more.
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VEHICLES and Related Goods
For Sale: 1979 Chev 3/4 ton 4x4, 454 eng, 4 spd,
daily driver. 428-7985.
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For Sale: Must sell due to sickness– 2007 Ford
Ranger 4x4 pickup (white), loaded, 15,000km,
showroom shape, w/canopy. $15,500 obo.
250-402-6333 or cell 250-402-9225.
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For Sale: 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee 4x4, good
runner, $1700. 866-5166.
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For Sale: 2001 Chrysler Concord, 3.2L engine,
mint condition, loaded, one owner, 66,000km,
$6000 obo. 250-428-7364.
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For Sale: 1986 Dodge 600 convertible, 4 cyl,
auto. 250-428-7722.
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For Sale: 04 King Ranch F350 dually 4x4, g/n
hitch (flips), air bags, 145,000km, excellent
shape, $19,000. Call or text 402-2007.
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For Sale: 1991 Chrysler Daytona and 1969 Olds
‘98’ convertible, both project cars (selling for
health reasons). Tools, cabinets, die cast cars,
clocks & collectibles. 428-3038.
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For Sale: 1972 Dodge 21ft motorhome, V8, auto,
has BC inspection, $2000 obo. 250-428-7722.
For Sale: 1997 21.5ft Wander Lite 5th wheel
trailer, excellent cond, $6500. 428-2796.
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For Sale: Windshields– 80-90 GMC PU, 80-93
Ford PU, 90’s Jeep Cherokee, $65 ea. 78-79
Ford PU windshield $115. 90’s Ford PU back
glass $40. 1999-2003 Ford rear slider $180. 8897 GMC rear slider $90. 10ft high windshield/
glass storage rack. Novus repair kit with all accessories $1500 firm. 428-9860.
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For Sale: 1979 16.5ft Siverliner boat, 80hp Mercury, new fish finder, good top, EX trailer, winch,
rod holders, life jackets, $2800 or offers. 14ft
aluminum boat, 9.9 Johnson, trailer, fish finder,
oars, etc, $900. 428-7722.
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Wanted: Small, reliable, older type vehicle in
good running condition.
Call evenings 428-5102.
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For Sale: 2003 Tundra truck box w/boxliner,
burgundy color, w/headache rack, very good
condition, $1500 obo. 250-866-6860.
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For Sale: 2002 31ft Gulfstream 5th wheel, queen
bed, lots of storage, oak trim, hard side. $17,500.
250-402-6344.
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For Sale or Trade: 1999 Dodge 3/4 ton extra cab
pickup. Pristine condition! Hijacker/Slider 5th
wheel hitch and factory HD trailer hitch. V10
Magnum. Excellent towing truck. 13,000lb towing capacity. New brakes and rear tires. Asking
$8,900 obo. 250-254-1756.
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Holiday Haven Restaurant
8430 Hwy 3/95
Across from the weigh scales in Yahk
250-424-5464
Monday
Spaghetti $6.95
Friday
Hamburger Steak $11.95
Wednesday
Senior’s Day 15% off
Sunday
Fish & Chips $10.99
VEHICLES and Related Goods
For Sale: 4 Hankook winter tires, like new,
185/70R14 on Mazda rims $350. 428-7556 leave
message.
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For Sale: 2002 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited
Edition. High output 4.7 litre, 329,000km, leather
interior. Fully loaded. Snow tires and mats included. Asking price $4200. 250-223-8080 evenings.
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For Sale: Like new 2008 Puma trailer. No slides,
no bunks, sleeps 6, bedroom in rear, $10,500.
250-402-3839.
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For Sale: 8ft camper, very clean, fridge, heater, 3
burner stove, no leaks, $600. Canopy to fit 6ft
Dodge box, 6ft box liner. 250-428-4009 evenings.
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For Sale: 1997 Toyota Tercel, good condition,
new brakes. Winter tires with rims. Excellent gas
mileage. $3250 firm. Renee 250-428-8839. 39
For Sale: 1994 Olds ‘88’, V6, A/C works, good
all season tires, good winter beater, $500.
428-2828.
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For Sale: 12ft Lund boat w/trailer, 6.0hp Johnson,
$1200 obo. 250-428-9528.
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For Sale: Massey 135 tractor, front hydraulic
blade, 3 point hitch blade, chains. 866-5513. 39
For Sale: 4 winter tires and rims, 17in 5 stud.
$550. 250-428-4251.
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For Sale or Trade: 2005 Fleetwood 5th wheel.
Excellent condition! Loft model. Plenty of room
but lightweight. $14,000 obo. 250-254-1756. 39
For Sale: Tonneau cover, folding, lockable.
Fits 2002 to 2008 Dodge Ram 1500.
250-428-7098.
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For Sale: 1981 17.5ft Big Foot travel trailer. New
tire, new hot water tank. $6000 obo.
250-428-9659.
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For Sale: 2005 diesel Dodge Ram 1 ton (3500)
crew cab, long box, immaculate condition. Computer chip, leather interior, loaded, 160,000km,
$18,000. 428-0518.
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For Sale: Large older Empress motor home,
good cond, needs minor tlc. Perfect for hunting
camp, starts good, good tires, highway ready,
$2500 obo. 250-424-5458.
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For Sale: Long box high canopy for 99-07 Chev/
GMC. 428-7985.
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For Sale: 1990 BMW 325i, 336,294km, 6 cyl, 5
speed, 4dr, sunroof, c/w summer tires on rims,
needs work or use as parts car, $500.
250-431-8823 please leave message.
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