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‘Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
- With apologies to Clement C. Moore, author of
A Visit From St. Nicholas (‘Twas the Night Before Christmas)
‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn’t sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
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I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky....
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees ...
“So once in every year we throng
Upon a day apart,
To praise the Lord with feast and song
In thankfulness of heart.”
- Arthur Guiterman, The First Thanksgiving
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A turkey is a funny bird,
Its head goes wobble, wobble,
All it knows is just one word,
“Gobble, gobble, gobble.”
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At the Bookstore
For some reason, the bookstore clerk couldn’t get the
computer to recognize my
preferred customer card.
Peering over her shoulder at
the screen, I said, “There’s
part of the problem. It
shows my birth date as
12/30/1899.”
“That’s right,” my husband
chimed in. “She was born in
June, not December.”
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Try lunchtime. If that isn’t feasible, workout after work. I
know it’s hard to wrap your head around working out when
you feel tired. You probably think a workout will zap the rest
of your energy; however, being active will actually give you
more energy and you will have a more productive and
enjoyable evening. Try it for a week - see what happens.
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Meghan H. - Turkey
You cut it into 16 pieces and then you leave it in the oven for
15 minutes and 4 degrees. You take it out and let it cool and
then after 5 minutes, then you eat it.
Christopher - Pumpkin Pie
First you buy a pumpkin and smash it. Then it is all
done. And you cook it in the oven for 12 minutes
and 4 degrees. Then you eat it.
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Ingredients
1 (12 pound) whole turkey
3/4 cup olive oil
2 tablespoons garlic powder
2 teaspoons dried basil
1 teaspoon ground sage
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
2 cups water
Valid until January 2010
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Directions
1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C).
Clean turkey (discard giblets and organs), and place in a
roasting pan with a lid.
2. In a small bowl, combine olive oil, garlic powder, dried
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basting brush, apply the mixture to the outside of the
uncooked turkey. Pour water into the bottom of the
roasting pan, and cover.
3. Bake for 3 to 3 1/2 hours, or until the internal
temperature of the thickest part of the thigh measures 180
degrees F (82 degrees C). Remove bird from oven, and
allow to stand for about 30 minutes before carving.
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This past weekend was the final weekend of the kart
racing season for myself. It was a double header at the
Varsity Chrysler Speedpark in Calgary, AB.
Saturday started out good with a solid practice and pole
position in qualifying. In the prefinal I managed to hold
on to first from green to checkered. The final was
bascially a repeat of the previous race!
On Sunday, things were definitely chilly but practice still
went well. Again, I qualified in the top spot and was
ready for the prefinal! My start wasn’t the greatest in the
prefinal and I had to work my way through the pack, but
with two laps to go I got lead. Finishing the prefinal in
first gave me a great starting position for the final.
Unfortunately, with 5 laps to go I had a mechanical
failure and was forced to retire.
Thanks again to all of my supporters this year, can’t wait
for 2010!
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